Hi everyone,
After today I shall be leaving all posts to RF and Rita. For a while now I’ve been going through some things which have affected not only my drive to come here and post, but also my enthusiasm for the fandom. This is not me bowing out in that respect. What I am doing is stepping away to concentrate on RL stuff, but that doesn’t necessarily mean I won’t be around. I’ll still come by every now and then to leave comments and see how everyone is doing, I just won’t be posting any more.
Purely for the purpose of reiteration, I’d just like to say that I haven’t ‘gone off’ Rob. I still find him attractive etc. I just have less…interest in doing this whole fandom thing every day. However that is merely due to personal issues. I have been in a very difficult place recently and have decided to first try to help myself before someone else has to step in. So that why I shall be handing over to the two lovely ladies who made this site what is.
It’s been fun, it’s been fabulous and I’ll miss you guys.
I hope this all makes sense!
Thank you for your understanding.
For one last time, this is TMM signing off. Stay cool, kittens xoxo
With Rob due to be sipping sangria under the sun in the French Riviera, I thought we should have a little fun of our own. So, get to the bar, grab a drink and get ready to play some games!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then let’s begin!
Warm-ups
1. If Rob was an item in your makeup bag, what would he be?
2. If Rob was a public notice, what would he be?
Round One:
1. You’re making a televised statement alongside Rob and his entourage. You were caught in Rob’s hotel room. What were you doing?
2. There’s a zombie invasion. You and Rob team up to fight the horde and stay alive. What is your survival plan?
3. You win a VIP ticket to the Cosmopolis premiere BUT the security guards end up holding you hostage. Your handbag is emptied but for one item, which you managed to grab without being caught. What is it and how do you break free?
4. You bump into Rob at your local Starbucks. He’s sitting quietly at a corner table, no baggage, no beverage. Do you approach him? If so, how do you get his attention? 5. If Rob visited your house, how many Rob-related objects would you have to hide?
JUDGING YOU!!!
Round Two: Web Challenges
1. Go to Etsy and type in ‘Robert Pattinson’. Post the weirdest item you find.
2. What is the highest bid for a Rob-related item on eBay?
3. Find the best Rob lookalike on the Internet.
4. Post a song that reminds you of Rob.
5. Find the craziest Rob fan video on YouTube (vlog, music video or ‘reaction video’)
Rob’s ready to be entertained! Give it your best shot
So yesterday I visited an exhibition by an ex-photojournalist who has met over 2,000 celebrities…and not because of photojournalism. He started his own project, leading to the “Richard and Famous” exhibition in the Open Eye Gallery in Liverpool. 400 of his photos are in the exhibition, and you can even – depressingly – get a celeb list to guide you through the people he’s met.
Today, let’s think about that – would you go as far as quitting your day job to pursue a personal project which may or may not lead you down the road to Rob?
Would you be willing to camera-whore your way to Rob, getting snaps with celebs you may not like or care about?
…or would you find a totally clever and awesome way to get there all by yourself?!
Well now chickies, I’ve been spending a lot of time in art galleries lately, and yesterday I was in a conference with a local film director and one of his lead actors (who incidentally looked and sounded a bit like Hugh Grant)! Here’s hoping we up the stakes and get a conference with Rob some time soon!
Aaanyway, what this all leads to is today’s pondering post with a bit of perviness thrown in, because why not?!
Today I will put this question to you; you’re hosting an exhibition at your local museum/gallery. It’s all about Rob (of course!)
What does the exhibition involve??!
Is it interactive?
Are there special rooms?
Does it take up more than one floor?
Is it *ahem* free entry?
Let me know in the comments! Happy Saturday chickies!
Well hello everyone! Sorry it’s been so long, bloody RL got up in my grill and I’ve been fighting it off! Now that you’ve been shown the RA Mansion, picked out your rooms and been shown ours, I thought I’d make use of my pad and invite you all to join me here every Saturday for Rob Attack Saturday Club, where all manner of things will happen!
This week, as it’s our first club meeting, I thought we’d do a little fun thing called
“The Lobster and The Barracuda”:
Close your eyes, relax and float downstream…and cast your mind back to when you were a young girl. A time when you were not a Cougar, but a Barracuda – a young girl hopelessly devoted to an older idol. Who used to fill your daydreams and schoolbooks? How did you come across them? Let me know in the comments!
Before we close this week’s edition of Saturday Club, I shall tell you my story;
I was five years old. It was just another boring trip to Tesco..or so I thought. Being five, I of course had the attention span if a gnat, so I waddled off to the toys aisle. That’s where everything changed – a black plastic, retro style phone caught my eye and I began pressing the buttons. Then I picked up the plastic receiver. A tinny serenade of “Can’t Buy Me Love” poured into my ears. I was grinning, enamoured with this voice I’d just found. I never did buy that phone, but eight years later, I knew that voice belonged to Paul McCartney of The Beatles, and eight years later, on my thirteenth birthday, I added to my collection of Beatles stuff, receiving a copy of the Beatles:Anthology book. Then the real fangirling started. All because of this picture:
SOLD! To the crazy thirteen year old with the bouffant hairdo!
So of course, we are now at a point where I am, as they say, “irrevocably in love with him”. I saw him in concert on December 19th and cried for the entire three hours *sigh* but adding Rob into the picture creates a little problem … Who comes first in the ranks?!
I started this blog on another site never once thinking it would grow this big or “shine” so bright. You all have “Dazzled” me just by being here. Thanks so much for stopping in everyday to leave us some love! From all of us here at RA, Thanks for a great year of perviness, laughter and joy! And on a personal note, From the bottom of my heart to the heights of my Robsession (and that’s pretty damn high) I wish you all the very Merriest Christmas!!!
Something Warm and Cozy and Romantic for Christmas! Oh If Only...
Much Love to You All,
RobsFan~tasy
Well, Robmas is finally here! Yippee!! And it has been such a wonderful time of the year being able to share it with you fine folks. Thank you so much for encouraging us in all we do and for making our job so much fun! Here’s wishing you a joyous Holiday season filled with peace, love and joy!
robsfuturemate
I'll take that lip to bite for Christmas
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HoHoHo! For me, this has been an incredible year of Rob deliciousness and wonderful FanFiction. I am very blessed to have my lovely family here at home and my treasured family here at Rob Attack! I wish you all a very MerryChristmas full of joy and happiness! ♥
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Wishin’ ya’ll the best Christmas ever! Here’s hopin’ that Jolly Old Elf gives you everything you put on your Wish List! I know what I want most, but ain’t likely to find under my Christmas tree…..
Well, you’ve heard the word from all the other cool RA chicks, so that leaves one thing and one thing only – a final word from me to you! And so, to wish you a very Happy Christmas, and a Merry Goo Year, Crimble Maybe and all the rest of it! From all of us here to all of you there, have a good one – and remember, folks old and new, some folks Robsten and some folks Nonsten – you take no notice of ‘em, it’s an all-Rob policy in this group!
There will be Christmas Eve cocktails in the tent on the Piazza at six-thirty, and if you’d all form an orderly queue back at the RA Mansion foyer, then you will all receive your own personal key to Rob’s room in the mansion, valid from midnight!
Well, that looks like that’s it from us this year RA peoples, so we’ll see you on the flipside, kittens! Whatever you do this Christmas and New Year, enjoy yourself!
Best wishes from TMM’s gear fab time capsule! xoxo
Well chicklets, I’m going to cop out of a Christmas post today, because I’m off to see Paul McCartney at the MEN Arena in Manchester on Monday, and I am just FAR too excited about that!!! So, all in good spirit, I’ve decided to combine my love for Macca and my love for HHH in one big picspam. Without further ado, I present to you TMM’s Christmas Cop-Out:
Maybe I’m Amazed (By Rob)
Rob, you continue to amaze us each and every day! Please don’t ever stop!
And with that, your time with TMM has come to a close, so I shall bid you all good day and wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. As it’s Christmas next weekend (Good Lord, who’da thunk it?!) you probably won’t see me so I hope you all have a lovely time with your families and friends, and I will see you on the flipside mother stickers! See you next year: The Year of the Mass Hoor Cull!
Here’s to a Christmas filled with
…oh, all right then! You’ve talked me into it! One last picture before I go:
MERRY FREAKIN’ CHRISTMAS!!! ;P
It’s that time again – the festive season is upon us, the Christmas songs are assaulting our ears from all angles, somewhere out there shoppers are being jostled for that latest ‘in thing’, the Turkey Trot will soon begin! So, what better way to spend a weekend in the run-up to Christmas than making a list (and checking it twice)?!
Here we go!
Dear Santa,
I’ve been very good this year, so please could you be so kind as to allow me to…..
Let THIS in from the cold…
…Spend an evening by a roaring fire, with mulled wine…
…get at least ONE kiss under the mistletoe…
…have an *ahem* early night…
…wake up to THIS on Christmas Day…
…and sing a tipsy version of ‘Fairytale of New York’ later in the evening… So, Dear Santa, please can you fix it for me to spend Christmas with Rob? I’ll be forever grateful!
Lots of love and Christmas tinsel, TMM xoxo
Hi everyone! First of all, I would like to apologise for neglecting to post last Saturday – I’ve been verrah busy with editing, and will be until January, so time management is a bitch right now I’m afraid :/ But, fret not, for I am here today!
It saddens me that I didn’t think to post anything meaningful on Saturday November 19th! Why, you ask? Well, I shall tell you. Because the day before was Friday 18th November, and we all know what happened on that day, don’t we?! Children In Need was on telly! Instead of venturing out to watch BD part 1, I stayed in to watch Children In Need, eat chocolate and lounge around in my jimjams. What I should have been doing then was CELEBRATING SIX YEARS WITH ROB!!!
Yes, you heard that right, kids! Friday 18th November was my six year Faniversary, but it completely slipped my mind! *Facepalm* So today, I intend to celebrate in the company of all you lovely ladies. Better late than never, right?! RIGHT?!! Oh God…let’s just go with it!
Back on 18th November 2005, which coincidentally was also a Friday, good old GMTV (not that poncy rubbish Daybreak *shakes fist*) had their entertainment news on…just before I was due out the door. Presenter Jenny Falconer announced that she was at the London premiere of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I refused to move from the kitchen – I needed to see this! New Potter film – score! *Wipes nostalgic tear from eye* Little did I know that staying in the kitchen to watch the new Potter premiere would impact on the next six years of my life. At around 1:09, I became an official Rob fangirl:
Just for kicks and nostalgic dirty giggles, let’s get a closer look at GoF premiere Rob:
*Giggles* Rupert Grint and his blue velvet jacket…they match. Bros. Oh now wait just a minute….look at that tall drink of water! *Fans self* Sex Hair, chiseled features, open shirt….*Monica Geller-Bing voice* leather pants, have mercy!
Watching GoF, I couldn’t stop thinking about how ‘cute’ he was…then Cedric died. That did not please me. Not one bit. But it was okay because I knew it was just a film
I will hold my hands up and admit that I didn’t really think about him much after that – I just thought ‘oh, he was pretty, wonder if he’ll be in any films again soon?’ *Shrugs*. It wasn’t really that important. Hollywood and its industry of chance would provide soon enough, though – I started reading the Twilight series after hearing so much about it from a then-friend. I was so dedicated to finishing the series that I stayed away from my family at Christmas, tucked up on the sofa in the conservatory reading Eclipse and shouting at the pages when Edward left Bella. I finished the series on New Year’s Day, glad to have a new series under my belt. Then came the announcement of the Twilight Saga films. I squee’d. Finally, a chance to see this world come to life! This should be interesting…
…and indeed it was. I received an email from my then-friend some weekends after, talking about the casting of ‘Twilight’, and how the hot bloke who played Cedric Diggory was going to be Edward Cullen.
My reaction?
*Goes quickly to Google to see what he looks like now*
This is now one of my favourite pictures of him. That Google search marked the beginning of many sleepless nights and ridiculously early mornings getting up and refusing to eat breakfast until Rob had been interviewed on GMTV or This Morning. My Rob Fix began – if I didn’t have my daily dose of Pattinson, I would frantically search the internet, trying to find some new pics. Eventually those first few pictures I saved became the fantastic and crazy organised RobPorn archive that I am CONVINCED has crashed the laptop at least twice.
I no longer stay up at ridiculous hours just to see him on TV – I record that and watch it at leisure on weekends, when I can really appreciate a good bit of The Pretty
I have never seen him in the flesh yet, either. Maybe one day I’ll be lucky enough to have that chance!
I no longer call him ‘cute’ – I have an entirely new dictionary of Rob Vocab, all because one day I stumbled upon the now fallen Random Acts of Rob, the place which reassured me that my Robsession was completely normal – I fit in there. Friends found it hard to tolerate my crazy plan for a zombie invasion involving barricading ourselves in the Trafford Centre and drawing up a rota for sex with Rob…but once I got in regular contact with some of the RAoR women, I was finally able to share that plan, as well as write fanfiction and compare notes with new friends. Soon, perving became a part of my routine – in the early days it bookended my day. Now, not so much. I had many moments of waining Rob Mojo because I had to manage my time and often sacrifice perving time. But every November 18th for the last six years, I took a day out of the madness to remember how and why I fell in love with Rob. Up until this year, that is – the first year, I went through my RobPorn folder and stared at pictures for hours. As the years went on, I celebrated by perving and watching his films. Then last year, we hit five years, and I wrote a poem. This year, I watched Children In Need instead…so I shall make up for it and close the post with this:
A lot has happened in six years – I’ve lost friends, made new ones, and found my cyberhome, to name but a few things – but more importantly, having Rob as a part of my life for the last six years has made me realise many things about myself and my life – meeting new friends through Rob has given me a new confidence, a new edge, and a little more happiness. But perhaps the most important thing of all is this – Rob has made me realise what I want from my life, and what I want in a man.
Rob, don’t ever change. You’ve been a part of my life for six years, and through all that time, I have come to knkow that you are so kind, funny, sweet, handsome, intelligent, silly, wonderful, talented and many many other adjectives that I could continue to list from here to eternity, and I couldn’t love you more.
Hello! I’ve had a few problems with the laptop lately and thought I wasn’t going to be able to post today as it went away to be fixed, but lo and behold, it was home last night all fixed up! I can see things properly now! Before I continue with today’s post, I’d just like to say that my posts will have to be quite thin from now on, as I have a lot of stuff going on in RL that I can see getting in the way of all the fun! :/ I have Uni 3 days a week, with some work spilling over into weekends, and as well as that I’m working on my second novel (currently being edited and re-written frequently lol) and I have my own blog to run for all my wedding planning stuffs. It’s starting to get a bit crazy y’see, so that’s why….ANYWAY! Onwards, to today’s blog post!
I’d started doing this on Facebook in the RAoR Refugees group, and I figured ‘why not bring that over here?!’ so I’m gonna! The Saturday Challenges begin right here! Sometimes they’ll be picture posts which require your participation in a question or task set relating to the given image, others will be search tasks in which you can use Google and the like.
Today’s Saturday Challenge is a picture post! Are you ready, contestants? Here’s your picture:
Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, Angelz – Find a song to go with the above picture. GO!
I look forward to seeing what you gals come up with! See you next week for another Saturday Challenge! TMM xoxo
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PS: I’d just like to wish all the best to my friends Charles and Alli, who are getting married tomorrow!!! :’D xoxo
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