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Ha!
Bet you didn’t think you’d hear from me again so quick, did you?
Well, I couldn’t resist sharin’ this damn cute gif I just snagged off tumblr with you!
Especially one as BIG as this LOL!
Those pretty eyes might be lookin’ all innocent, but that tiny little smirk says somethin’ naughty is runnin’ through his head, I’d bet LOL!
Happy Monday, y’all!
Rita
RobsFan~tasy
Well, I know many of us often say, “Can he get any sweeter?” Or “Could he be any more lovable?” and just when we think it’s not possible Rob proves us wrong EVERY time! Here’s the proof…
You all remember this VF Cover right?
Well, Apparently the Alligator and the Australian Outback had an affect on our Boy friend because, like the sweetheart he is, Rob paid to have an alligator released into the wild! All together now… 1 2 3 “Awwww!”
Rob, You gotta love him!
Much Love to you all,
RobsFan~tasy
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No epic post today, ladies!
However, if you’re like me, you are extremely curious as to just what in the hell Rob’s doin’ in this gif!
Of course, I laugh my ass off every time I see it on account of we all know what it looks like he’s doin’!
But is it???
So, after lots and lots of fun research, I finally found the interview!!!
Part 1:
It’s quite a long interview, but it’s ROB at his adorkable best!
Part 2:
The gif starts at 1:37 “If you make any answer go longer than 20 seconds, people are like…” So, YEAH, he’s definitely makin’ the gesture we all think he’s makin’ LMAO!!!
Happy Sunday, y’all!
Rita
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Surprise!
Don’t stop me…I’m on a roll LMAO!!!
Thing is, I found this gif and couldn’t figure out what the hell was goin’ on!
When was this? Where was this, and what IS Rob doin’???
My only clue was the T4 logo behind him so I did a search of YouTube and found it posted back in November for the BD2 promo!
LMAO! If you haven’t seen it already, watch {again} and enjoy Rob’s word vomit…it’s a hoot!
Happy Wednesday, y’all!
Rita
RobsFan~tasy
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Oh my gosh Ladies!!!
I’ve missed a few Monday Madness posts. Hope this makes up for it!!!
You all know posting Monday Madness is my favorite thing ever, especially when I get a great idea for an “Epic” post. Well, I haven’t had an epic idea since “The Invasion of the Robs!” Ever since I wrote that one, I just keep thinking, “What can I do next?”
The answer? Rob and I are going to Wonderland!!! So, if you want to go with us, you know what you have to do…
FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT…
WELCOME TO…
One gorgeous summer day, RF and Rob are sitting on the meadow when RF spots a white rabbit. Being a huge sucker for bunnies, she runs after it but the rabbit disappears into the hollow of a tree.
Now, when she reaches for it, she slips and starts to fall! Rob, being the gentleman that he is, grabs her ankle to stop her and they tumble down the rabbit hole together.
The real trouble begins when Rob finally reaches the bottom only to discover that RF has vanished!
Rob finds himself in a room with a tiny door, but he’s much too large to fit through it. Searching for another way out, he spies a round, glass top table with an intricate key on it, along with a bottle that looks suspiciously like a Heinekin, only the lable says “Drink Me!”
A drink would be good right about now and it does look very cool and refreshing…
With a shrug of his shoulders,
Rob drinks…
and suddenly feels a little bit…odd!
“WTF?”
It feels he’s shrinking, but how is that even possible?
{{Shrinking}}
Moments later, Rob discovers he has shrunk! Now he’s small enough to fit through the door. Unfortunately, it’s locked! Oh, noze! He looks up through the bottom of the glass top table that towers above him and sees that he’s left the tiny key to the door behind! Double Oh, Noze! Then he notices a very tiny table below the much larger one. On it is a cupcake that simply says…
“EAT ME”
Eat me? Seriously? Rob ponders the problem of the table and the key. Knowing he has no other choice…
he eats the cupake and squeezes his eyes shut in anticipation!
{{{{{{GROWING}}}}}}}
Now stretched back to normal, Rob quickly retrieves the key. Fortunately, there’s enough of the strange drink left to shrink back down to fit through the door. Once through the door, Rob finds himself in a beautiful garden of daisies surrouned by other flowers! In the middle of the field of daisies is a life-sized statue of…Himself!
“What in the world?” Rob says, out loud.
“Don’t you mean where in the world?” a voice asks.
“Who said that?” Rob cries. He looks around but there’s no one there! Peering at the statue suspiciously, he begins to wonder if it had spoken to him.
“Curiouser and Curiouser,” he says as he walks around the statue a few times inspecting it. It was very realistic looking yet not quite life-like. Rob reaches out to touch it.
“DON’T DO THAT!” someone yells.
“She’ll get you if you touch her things!”
“RF doesn’t like anyone messing with her toys!”
“Who said that?” Rob asks again, looking all around.
“We said it!”
“We said it!”
“Talking flowers? Where am I, in OZ?” Rob asks, not believing his eyes.
“That’s another story entirely!” Yellow Rose cries.
“RF will not like you calling this place OZ or calling us flowers! We’re Roses!” Pink Rose states indignantly.
“RF? Do you know where she is?” Rob asks.
“Where who is?” asks Blue Rose.
“RobsFan~tasy!” Rob exclaims.
“We don’t know anyone named RobsFan~tasy! Who are you?”
“I’m Rob and I came here with RF!” Rob explained.
“You just said you didn’t know where RF is,” Yellow Rose giggles.
“And, if you are Rob, and she is your fantasy, then she doesn’t really exist, now does she?”
“Oh! forget it! I’ll find her myself! Can you tell me where I am?” Rob asks, now thoroughly annoyed.
“Well, if you don’t know where you are, how did you get here?” Pink Rose asks.
“He probably doesn’t even know where he’s been!” Yellow Rose cries.
“I bloody well know where I’ve been and I know where I’ve gone! I’ve gone ’round the bend, that’s for sure!”
“Had you gone ‘Round the Bend,’ you’d be talking to me and not those idiot flowers,” a new voice says behind him.
“Well, since you deem them as idiotic as I do, hopefully, you’ll makes some bloody sense. Who are you?” Rob asks the caterpillar.
“Who are YOU?” replies the caterpillar as he puffs on his hookah.
“Oh, bloody hell. You’re no better than the roses. Don’t you think you should tell me who you are?”
“Why?”
“Well, if you ask me…”
“You? Who.Are.You?”
“Oh, for heaven’s sake! Do you know where I can find RF?”
“In the alphabet, of course.”
“I mean RobsFan-tasy.”
“Then you should say what you mean.”
“Can’t anyone give a straight answer around here?”
“If it’s answers you seek, the answers are in the smoke,” The caterpillar says, holding out the hookah pipe to Rob.
Rob feels a little woozy after smoking the hookah and begins to see all sorts of colors whirling around his head mixed in with the smoke.The smoke takes on the form of a cat and then transforms into along table with many chairs. It becomes a rose before finally changing into a crown. Rob doesn’t know what the images mean but has the feeling he really needs to get away from the hooka when he sees that the caterpillar transform into a multicolored butterfly. Rob climbs down from the mushroom and starts to leave when the butterfly calls out to him.
“One side makes you taller.”
“One side of what?”
“The other makes you small”
“Other side of what?”
“The mushroom, of course.”
Rob figures traveling would go much faster if he were larger than 3 inches tall, so he breaks off a piece from each side of the mushroom and stuffs them in his pocket. Then he breaks off two more pieces and, with only a little hesitation, takes a bite of one of them. He returns back to his natural size. Rob laughs at the absurdity of it all!
“Is this crazy, or what?”
There are signs everywhere. Big signs and little signs, pointing in every possible direction.
“I’ll never find RF at this rate!” he says, turning ’round and ’round, looking at all the signs. As he turns, he comes face to…uh…grin with something.
“Lose something?” the grin asks.
Lose something?”
“Um, yeah…kind of. I’m looking for RF. Can you tell me which way I should go?” Rob asks as the grin grows into a Cheshire cat.
“That depends on where you want to get to.”
“Oh, well that really doesn’t matter as long as…”
“Then it really doesn’t matter which way you go,” the cat says. “Ohhhh, by the way…if you’d really like to know, she went that way.”
“Who did?”
“RF.”
“She did?” Rob asks, pleased that he was finally getting an answer.
“She did what?”
“Went that way!”
“Who did?”
“RF!”
“Who’s RF?”
“But didn’t you just say…oh, bloody hell! Just forget it!”
“However, if I were looking for an RF, I’d ask the Mad Hatter,” the cat says, pointing to a sign that read MAD HATTER. Well, the last thing Rob wanted was more madness.
“Um, no…no thank you! I, I don’t…”
“OR, there’s always the March Hare in that direction,” the cat tells him as he points in the opposite direction.
“Yes, thank you. I think I’ll go see him.”
“Of course, he’s mad too!” the cat replies.
“Noooo! I can’t take any more mad people!!” Rob exclaims.
“Oh, you can’t help that! Most everyone’s mad around here! You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself!”
“Most everyone’s mad here! You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself!”
“I’m mad. You’re mad, ” the cat goes on, not giving Rob a chance to comment.
“How do you know I’m mad?” asks Rob.
“Oh, you must be or you wouldn’t have come here.”
With that, the cat vanishes into a fit of dissolving giggles.
Much Love to you all,
I have to extend a Super HUGE Awesome THANK YOU To Mississippibellalis for making all the above “Rob in Wonderland” manips and gifs with Rob and RF in them. Her edits and graphic work helped inspire this post and as you can see She has an awesome Talent! Thank You Missi, It was great working with you!!
And as always I couldn’t do these Crazy posts without the Help of My girl Rita01tx. Thanks BB!! You’s da best!
♥
Ladies!!
See, I was just tryin’ to reorganize my Pinterest RobPorn collection and came across this photo of Rob during the WFE promo tour in Madrid!
Well, it sent me into a fit of giggles that just won’t quit!
Now, I ask you…is that boy checkin’ out his own ass in a mirror?
Happy Wednesday, y’all!
Rita
RobsFan~tasy
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Well Ladies, Not gonna say much except I am working on an epic post which is taking a lot of time so for now, I’m going to leave you with these little bits of fun I found awhile back! Hope you enjoy them! Positively NSFW due to the hilarious content that may draw unwanted attention your way.
You have been warned!
Much Love to you All,
♥RobsFantasy♥
Because We LOVE You Rob!!
RobsFan~tasy
*Runs is so quickly she slides half way across the floor and has to come back*
Hi, Girls!
Did you see? Did you all get to see our Pretty at the Golden Globes?? He looked gorgeous, of course! It was wonderful to see him looking sooo fine after our Rob Drought! But that’s not the only reason I am so excited. You may or may not know that I made a comfortable living for XX amount of years {hehe I ain’t tellin MY Age!!} by painting, among other crafty things, and I really appreciate art work of any kind. However, my heart holds a special place for paintings. Makes no difference to me if it’s done on an actual canvas or with a virtual brush, it’s still art! Well, through my Pinterest account, I discovered a new manip maker/artist and was stunned to see the following digital paintings.
Click them…they are HUGE!!
I’m sure you will all recognize where most of these artworks originated from.
Her name is SPRSPR and you can find her on D iviant Art and FB.
She really needs some love, girls!!
She has multiple galleries on DA and, just in the Twilight one alone, she has more than 45 pages of Digital artwork, paintings and wallpapers.
I’ll be bringing you more of her work soon but it’s gonna take a while to drool through all 45+ pages of the lovely manips she has made!
There’s lots of Jasper/Jackson too!
As well as some pretty awesome Ian Sommerhalder.
She has air brushed and painted over original pictures, as well as drawn a few herself, according to he DA descriptions of the pics.
But, of course, my favorites will always be of Rob!
If I’d never seen the original photos associated with these gorgeous works of art…
I’d want to go see them hanging in an art gallery!
Can you picture HUGE canvases hanging on the walls, strategically lighted?
They’d find my mummified body sitting on a bench in front of them years later LOL!
Or I’d bankrupt myself buying ALL of them for myself…yeah, I’d have to steal the cash first!
Not to mention, I’d have to have somewhere to hang them!
Lucky for us, we can at least admire them right here on RA!!!
Hope you enjoyed and appreciated them as much as I do!
Much Love to you all!
RobsFan~tasy
Dear Friends,
It’s a very quiet Christmas Eve for me here in the States. Everyone else has long gone to bed and I’ve finally got the place to myself LOL! I’m sitting happily alone in my living room with a glass of wine, a candle glowing on the coffee table, Christmas lights twinkling, listening to MY favorite music and thinking, which always gets me in trouble!
WordPress has made some serious changes for us as admins of RA. I spent a couple hours browsing around through all the new stuff that they have added and changed. In doing so, I discovered a page that shows a map of the world and highlights every state and country that clicks on RA. It stunned and amazed me at how many places across the world have clicked on RA, looked around, lurked at work, quietly giggled into their pillow in the night over something that was posted or a comment that was made. People all over the world took a moment and stopped in to ogle “The Pretty.” Sometimes they’ve left us some love and sometimes they went about their day. Then, as I browsed through the extensive list of countries {some I’ve never even heard of!} and the numbers behind them…
Country – Views
United States 92,145
United Kingdom 19,364
Canada 8,833
Australia 5,933
Germany 5,558
Ireland 2,810
France 2,573
Brazil 2,544
Netherlands 2,300
Spain 2,209
Italy 2,171
Mexico 2,157
India 2,065
Hungary 1,792
Greece 1,339
Philippines 1,270
Russian Federation 1,228
Belgium 1,134
Malaysia 987
South Africa 851
Denmark 788
Switzerland 771
Bulgaria 771
Romania 744
Turkey 708
Cyprus 688
Indonesia 679
Poland 648
Sweden 647
Argentina 643
Slovenia 625
Croatia 583
Pakistan 502
Serbia 447
Portugal 426
Czech Republic 418
Thailand 370
Honduras 366
Austria 338
Singapore 310
New Zealand 287
Chile 278
Finland 252
Slovakia 246
Egypt 225
Ukraine 212
United Arab Emirates 199
Belarus 188
Armenia 186
Bangladesh 185
Israel 171
Norway 162
Republic of Korea 142
Sri Lanka 134
Colombia 133
Iraq 109
Saudi Arabia 82
Puerto Rico 81
Venezuela 80
Hong Kong 79
Morocco 78
Peru 76
Taiwan 72
Japan 71
Trinidad and Tobago 68
Viet Nam 67
Iceland 64
Latvia 63
Sudan 50
Algeria 49
Macedonia, the Former Yugoslav Republic 47
Lithuania 46
Estonia 44
Georgia 43
Costa Rica 40
Macao 40
Luxembourg 37
Ecuador 35
El Salvador 35
Dominican Republic 34
Uruguay 33
Jordan 29
Lebanon 29
Guatemala 28
Tunisia 25
Bosnia and Herzegovina 24
Malta 21
Qatar 21
Panama 21
Albania 19
Kuwait 17
Azerbaijan 17
Montenegro 16
Nigeria 14
Nicaragua 14
Bahrain 12
Mauritius 11
Isle of Man 11
Libya 11
Syrian Arab Republic 11
Suriname 11
Moldova 10
Jamaica 10
Cambodia 10
Bahamas 9
Oman 8
Palestinian Territory, Occupied 8
Nepal 8
Gibraltar 7
Mongolia 7
Paraguay 7
Belize 6
San Marino 6
Virgin Islands 6
Kenya 5
Swaziland 5
Bolivia 4
Martinique 4
Antigua and Barbuda 4
Jersey 4
Senegal 4
Réunion 3
Brunei Darussalam 3
Yemen 3
Saint Lucia 3
Kazakhstan 2
United Republic of Tanzania 2
Lao People’s Democratic Republic 2
Myanmar 2
Netherlands Antilles 2
Faroe Islands 2
Northern Mariana Islands 2
Guam 2
Aruba 1
Maldives 1
British Virgin Islands 1
Guadeloupe 1
New Caledonia 1
Monaco 1
It occurred to me, as nothing else has, just what a profound testament to Rob this really is! We’re just the little blog that could, ya know? A group of women who had one thing in common when we all came together…Rob!
We aren’t a huge blog like Robsessed. We’re just us! Normal women and housewives, retirees and working class women who adore Rob. So we set about posting these blogs, sharing our love for this man’s incredible, multifaceted talents as an actor…
His gifts as a model…
His talent as a singer…
The fact that he inspires so many of us to write…
A few “Published Fics” Made by RobsFan~tasy
And others to read…
He’s inspired us to be artistic, whether it’s in a drawing…
made by Mississippibellalis
Or in a manip…
Or a banner for a fic or a timeline…
It doesn’t matter if he looks wild and rough…{unf}…
Or if he looks like a clean-cut gentleman…*le sigh!*
No matter who you are or where you live, Rob inspires our dreams…
So, I sit here with my glass of wine, my pretty tree and candlelight, occasionally pausing to see if it is snowing yet, thinking about all these people around the world who may read these words tonight {and yes, Rob too, Always!} Even though it may not be Christmas Eve for you, I would like to hear from you, every one of you. Even if you only type in the country from which you’re reading, please take a moment to let me know you’re there!
And from my house to yours…
Merry Christmas!!!
Much Love to you all,
RobsFan~tasy
<3
Good morning ladies.
I’m bringing you this special Thrilling Thursday post because I have a secret I want to share with you all.
So Grab a cup of coffee, sit back and let me tell you all about it.
Yeah that’s right it’s big, it’s bigger than Big, it’s HUGE! {No I am NOT talking about the Peen~this time hehehe}
You might be right about that Rob cause this post is about our very own Rita01tx! You see, Rita’s been a little stressed lately.
She’s been Really over loaded at work and it’s just gotten to be too much!
She didn’t have much time time to read FF and she barely has time to perv on Rob!
So what’s a Rob hOOr to do?
What else…
Retire!!!
And so she is doing just that! This Friday will be her very last day of work! What do you think about THAT Rob?
Yeah really! It’s true! You like that idea don’t you Rob?
And do you know what she is going to do with all of her new found free time? Spend it on You of course!
Oh Rob! You know she Lurves you!!!
So Rita, since you are retiring, we got you a few gifts! First, we got you a party tiara for your Retirement “Party.”
And Your office sent a Cake over just for you!
{What does GTFO Mean exactly? *innocentlook*}
Then we got you a T shirt…
And Claire sent a Stripper over just for you!
And since we know Wet Rob is your absolute favorite, Clairebamboozle and I ran out and got you a few Wet Robs to play with.
This one is from Claire!
But there just isn’t enough room in that tub for two so I got you this one.
But Baby, You know your my Bestie and you know I’d never let you down so I got you the best gift of all!
Good only in the RROP! For use ONLY with RP!
So Girls Lets raise our glasses and toast To Rita’s Retirement…
Here’s to You Rita! “Bottoms Up!” LOL
I’ve drank to your health in taverns,
I’ve drank to your health in my home,
I’ve drank to your health so damn many times,
I believe I’ve ruined my own!
May your liquor be cold,
May your men be hot.
And may your troubles slide off of you
Slicker than snot.
The test of Gold is Fire
The test of Truth is Time
The test of God’s love are the heavens above
And everything sublime
Treasures in life are many,
Dreams realized but few
But I know the test of God’s goodness
Is when he gave me a friend like you.
Congratulations & Much Love to You Rita!
MWAH!
RobsFan~tasy
**Special Thanks to Clairebamboozle for all her help in finding the right gifs! 
You’re a doll!!!**
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