Sensual Sunday ~ Rob’s Happy Tail!!

Sorry, ladies!

Got a little sidetracked on my way to Barcelona, so…next week, I promise! And, before you ask…NO! That’s not a misspelling of Happy Trail LOL!  I actually do mean Happy Tail!

Aw, come on! You know what I mean, right?

Here, lemme just explain how this photo on tumblr froze me in my tracks…

Edward about to walk into the light in New Moon!

Beautiful, isn’t it? One of a million gorgeous photos of Rob, right? So, what caught my eye?  That darlin’ little tail of hair on the back of his neck!  GAH!

Rob as Tyler in Remember Me

Women can’t keep their hands off of it…I know I want MY fingers locked.right.THERE! BTW, you’re gonna want to click this one cause it’s HUGE!

Edward in Breaking Dawn Part 1

See what I mean?

Remember Me {not likely to forget LOL!}

When that little lock of hair comes with BackPorn, it’s ALL GOOD! *THUD!*

Theo Wenner photoshoot

You can even see it when Rob is photographed in profile…well, if his hair is long enough, of course!

Rob at Collectormania 2006

Like in this one! Well, it might not be THE little pluck, but when Rob’s hair is long enough to curl around his neck, it gets to me BIG TIME!

Melbrooks Book Signing 2008

When it gets TOO long, we get to drool at the swept back hair exposing his elegant neck, but that little curl is still there!

LAX October 21, 2011

Damned airport paps KNOW what I like!

LAX March 8, 2012

No matter how short Rob cuts his hair, that little pluck is just waiting to come out and play!!!

Don't know when or where...stole it from Melbie's tumblr!

Now THAT‘s what I’m waiting to see again! Oh, WHEN, Rob????

MTV Movie Awards June 5, 2011

With any luck, that little lock of hair should be at least this long, by now! We’ll see when he gets to Cannes, unless the reported photoshoot is issued first *FIST PUMP!*

Inglorious Bastards premier at Cannes 2009

Not such a visible neck curl at Rob’s last appearance at Cannes, but I don’t think we minded, now did we? *le sigh!*

Rob as Eric Packer in Cosmopolis

In the meantime, we’ll just have to make do with the shorty in Cosmopolis, and…

Bel Ami

the longer neck curl in Bel Ami.  HEY! The Happy Tail…not the ass crack LMAO!!!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita

Rob being, well…a Ramblin’ Man!

Lord, I was born a ramblin’ man
Tryin’ to make a livin’ and doin’ the best I can
And when it’s time for leavin’ I hope you’ll understand
That I was  born a ramblin’ man

Aw-right!

Ramblin' Man

Been grumbling about having to waste  hours at the airport and sit all cramped up in cattle class for 11+ more hours just to get home to Texas this coming Saturday so I can spend Thanksgiving with my family…wishing somebody would just invent teleportation already…I got to thinking about how much time Rob has to spend at airports and cooped up in planes (even if it is probably First Class) to promote his films and, when he can, go home England to see his own family and friends.

London! Home Sweet Home!

Guess, in comparison, I shouldn’t complain!  At least I can do my travelin’ without being hounded by the f*ckin’ paps everywhere I go.  The thing is, although he doesn’t like them…at all…he expects them to be at the airports.  It’s not a surprise like the maniacs who jump outta the bushes at him and stalk his every move on the streets.  Yeah, those guys are the ones I’ll bet he wishes he could just nuke out of existence!

Seriously, you want a shot of my hat hair?

Getting through security is a nightmare for our boy, but sometimes we get the most epic shots ever!

You want me to take off my...WHAT?

Rob’s butt anyone?

What the hell is so fascinating about my butt?

Hat hair AND butt…FTMFW!

Just get it out of your systems, ladies!

Awww, just one more hat hair…I FLUV his hat hair!

Are you done with the hat hair already? Sheesh!

Watching Rob stalk his way into and around airport terminals just cracks me up!  I call this his “Terminal Two Step”…

Where's my vampire speed when I need it?

Don’t quite get it? Here it is again…

Gotta step up the pace...

Once he hits his stride, though, even Dean has a hard time keeping up and has to reel him back in…

C'mere, Rob! Don't make me chase you!

Awwww, Dean! Don’t be so hard on our Pretty!  He just wants to get in…get through…and get out (twss) without being molested!

Do your job, Dean!

Bwahahahah!  Perfect sweatshirt for this shot. Hell’n she didn’t respect his privacy…I got no problem not respecting hers!

I'm so close to freedom, I can taste it!

And then he disappears to wherever it is he’s going…

I'm outta here!

But I digress!  Airport paps…yeah, I look at those photos.  They’re out there and I look at them…I can’t help it…it’s ROB and I just gotta look.  I analyze each shot to see how Rob’s taking all the attention.  And strangely enough, there are more shots of him smiling than I expected!

Just passing through...don't mind me!

So, come Saturday, November 12th, I’m outta here myself for 3 whole weeks!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!  And, if I don’t see you then, happy Thanksgiving!

Rita

RA News: The Drought Is Over…Or Is It?!

RA News Anchor, TheMissMod

Hello and welcome to RA News on Saturday 22nd October 2011. This week, the news is unfortunately short, in that we are only featuring two breaking news items.

First, the lovely ladies over on Robsessed have published Rob’s promo calendar, so for those of you who haven’t had a chance to take a peek at Rob’s schedule (and no, that is not innuendo), here it is:

Monday, 24 October
Rob in Paris for Breaking Dawn Promos

Tuesday, 25 October
Rob in Paris for BD Promo
10:45
Rob on French TV

Wednesday, 26 October
Rob in Belgium for Breaking Dawn Promos

Friday, 28 October
Rob in Stockholm for BD promo

Thursday, 3 November
10:00
Rob’s Handprinting Ceremony

Saturday, 5 November
Rob in Los Angeles for BD Convention

Monday, 14 November
Breaking Dawn World Premiere

Wednesday, 16 November
Breaking Dawn UK Premiere

Friday, 18 November
Rob in Berlin for Breaking Dawn Premiere

There will be more updates as they come throughout the week, but this is what we have managed to gather thus far. So, are any of you lucky ladies going to be within at least a ten mile radius of any of  these events? Will you go? Let us know in the comments!

And now for today’s main news. The eagle has landed. The fieldmouse is peeking through the grass. In other words, there has been a HHH sighting! Yes, that’s right ladies – Rob is out and about and ready to cause havoc with heart conditions! After lots and lots of praying at the Church of St. Mattress…

…the prayers of hoors and angelz across the world were answered yesterday, when Rob was snapped at LAX. I will warn you, the following images are paparazzi photos:

Thanks to IceAngel34 on Tumblr for the first picture! I’m beginning to relax as far as the beard goes, I don’t know about anyone else…leave your opinions on the beard in the comments! Also, do you have a beard-o-meter? If so, share that with us too, and maybe we’ll make it an official feature on Rob Attack!

*looks back up at photos* The BBJ is back, too! Even if that shirt makes him look like he works in a department store….what a look! So, he’s a sexy hobo that works in a department store and goes on aviation/jungle adventures on weekends? That’s the vibe I’m getting…and that’s okay! Hmm, now I just can’t get the Curb Your Enthusiasm and Steptoe and Son themes out of my head when I look at Rob here! *Shakes head*

…or maybe he’s Joaquin Pohenix circa ‘I’m Still Here’?

*Tumbleweed*

Now, I’m sorry we’ve had to cut the news short today, but I thought you’d all just want to cut to the chase and ogle The Pretty for a while :’)

And now, the weather: There will be strong breezes and some heavy rain across the fandom again today as new pictures of Rob at LAX emerge. There will be a sizable dry spell as we all try to figure out wtf he’s going to be doing, but this will be short lived, and there will be sunshine and showers in Paris on Monday, which will be set to spread across many countries the rest of that week as Breaking Dawn promotion starts.

Have a good weekend, RA ladies! xoxo

 

Seeing “The Light Of Day”

RobsFan~tasy

The Vanity Fair issue cover was released today. The issue will be available the third of March. In all seriousness, I haven’t been this upset over things that are beyond my control in years. While this blog site was designed for fun and the admiration of a man who is unimagineably attractive this is NOT going to be a “Happy, Perving Over The Pretty’s New Photoshoot Blog.” You’ve been warned.

I know I’m just a faceless voice in a sea of millions and what I say won’t amount to a hill of beans to anybody but to Quote Rob’s character Tyler From the movie Remember Me: “Whatever you do in life is insignificant but it’s important that you do it.”  Well I’m here to do my insignificant thing because I think it’s important!

 

After having read the Vanity Fair interview of Robert Pattinson several of my friends and I were overwhelmed by how distressed he seemed to be over the craziness surrounding the Twilight Franchise Mania. In particular the Hordes of fans and Paparazzi that hound him endlessly. You can read the article here. Along with the gorgeous pics of Rob. http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2011/03/robs-vanity-fair-pictures-inside.html

After having read the article I posted the following on one of my favorite Pattinson blogs.

 

Dear Rob,

My heart is breaking for you! I hope things get better and calm down a little for you. Most of all I hope and Pray You get what YOU want. Take a break for a while when you are done filming BD. I promise whatever project you have in the works will wait for you if need be. If it wont so what? It’s not worth your health and happiness. Twilight may be clinging to you like a bunch of screaming fangirls but Baby, you’ve already broken free of it! Ask anyone here. Twilight isn’t why we care, YOU are why we care and You are what we care about. Get a friend to get a cabin for you out in the boondocks where there’s no one around for miles and just be Rob. Please? Take some books, some music, some movies and a notebook/computer (Whatever you use to write) and be You! Take the time to be Rob. Don’t worry about anything else, Your truly loyal fans will still be here when you get back! Why? Because we love you and we want you to be happy!!!!!

 

With Love,& Prayers

RF

 

However, the longer I thought about it the more upset I got. Especially when people were not taking the time to read the article behind the pretty pictures. It was just too much like looking in his face and pretending to listen to him. It was all so Patronizing it quite literally pissed me off! So after silently fuming for awhile I decided to say what was on my mind. So i went back to the same blog and posted the following post…

 

TO the General Public: I haven’t even Begun to RANT over this Topic! As I’ve said many times I never got into the fan thing even as a child, not ever. Living in the States I did not follow Princess Diana’s life but when she died we too were flooded with the media from it. When I learned the paps follwed them into the tunnel I was furious! That wasn’t right and I said back then that there should be a law against this shizz. Back then I called it “The Light Of Day law”.

 

 As a celebrity I believe you have to accept the fact that people are going to be up in your business but There HAS to be A LINE DRAWN SOMEWHERE! There needs to be a law passed that unless it is a red carpet style event, an interview, a premiere, a news conference or a scheduled public event etc. held in the open “Light Of Day”  Anyone following, harassing, lying in wait, shouting, screaming at, or photographing, WHAT THE F**K EVER Should be considered in violation of that law. It should be considered as STALKING with the INTENT TO CAUSE BODILY and/or Emotional HARM. It should be Punishable to the FULL Extent of the Law. And the stalking laws should be made much harsher!!  THIS is a Man! A HUMAN BEING and not some Character in a book or a FF! Just because you admire a man’s looks and picture them in the character Does NOT make them that Character or Fantasy! WAKE UP and smell some reality people. If you TRULY cared about ROBERT PATTINSON you would want what’s best for HIM! And if this whole Twilight BS and fan craze is dragging him down then TO HELL WITH IT! Geez! Put yourself in his shoes. Try to imagine it’s YOU and you can’t even go outside because if you do you may be mauled to DEATH by those who supposedly “LOVE” you.

RF

 

Luckily, most of the bloggers agreed with me. But I had a few friends, who, like me, wanted to do something a little bit more than just air out our feelings on a popular blog. I’m currently looking into a writing up a petition to see if we can create the “Light of Day” law and a fellow blogger is currently creating what she has deemed as the PFRC “Peace for Rob Corps” I’m not entirely sure what this consisits of but if you Care about Rob and/or any other celebrities who are constanly being hounded and harrassed by the paps and hordes of lunatic fans and would like to help out, please post a message to me here and I’ll give you further information as it becomes available to me. Thank you for reading this.

Sincerely,

 

RobsFan~tasy

We got your Back baby!!!