RobsFan~tasy
Morning Ladies,
I’m gonna continue Rita’s post, (without her permission) as I’m missing him too.
Not Gonna say too much…this time…I think the videos will say it all for me.
Time passes so slowly. The minutes ticking on forever in your absence.
Miss you Rob!
Much Love to you all,
RobsFan~tasy
Filed under Addicted, Artistic Genius!, it's true, Missing Our Boyfriend, My Brand of Heroin
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Good mornin’, ladies!
Just been tumblr trollin’ and came across somethin’ you might not have seen before…maybe you did, but it bears repeatin’!
You and I know how unique Rob is in every way and it tickles me plumb to death to see more and more people start to get his appeal!
Rob cannot be defined simply by association to Twilight and his role as Edward Cullen, as iconic as it has become.
The lovely Maria of Robert Pattinson Australia not only made this great vid “Who Are You: Celebrating Robert Pattinson’s Career” …
Maria also tells it like it is for all us Rob fans in a brilliant article for The London Film Review back in September!
http://www.thelondonfilmreview.com/articles/article-who-is-robert-pattinson/
We are all waitin’ with bated breath to see how Rob’s career develops post-Twilight, but let us not forget the width and breadth of the work he did before {and durin’} his journey as Edward!
Happy Tuesday, y’all!
Rita
Filed under Addicted, Missing Our Boyfriend, My Brand of Heroin, Rita01tx, Robert Pattinson, Soap Box
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Alright, ladies!
Who has the most kissable lips God ever gave man? ROB!
Can we ever get enough of lookin’ at ‘em? NO!!!
We all have a whole bucket list full of things we’d like to do with {and/or to} Rob, even if it will only ever be in our dreams…and dream we do! But, suckin’ face with The Pretty is way high on that list!
First time I saw this photo of Rob at the Tokyo premier of Goblet of Fire is when I went “DAYUM! That’s ROB?” Cause I hadn’t started seriously huntin’ down RobPorn until Twilight came out!
And while I am completely enamoured with Rob’s PantyMeltin’Pout {I refuse to call it a TroutPout cause that’s just nasty}, what I will be focussin’ on today is the Mother of all Puckers, aka Rob’s MotherPucker!!!
Jayme! What did I just say? ME has no control LMAO!!!
See, every now and then, someone catches Rob puckerin’ those sweet lips like he’s sayin’ “Oooooh!” and I just fuckin’ SWOON!
You can see ‘em beginnin’to loosen up…
just a little bit more…
Until they look as soft as downy pillows! MWAH!!!
Aw, now that’s just overkill! And who the H E double hockey sticks put lipstick on our man!?!?!
Rob pops that MotherPucker even when he’s not aware of the cameras….
Or, maybe he IS aware of the cameras!
{Needed to see that one up close!} DAYUM! That upper lip just begs to be attacked!!!
Either way, I’m pretty sure he’s flirtin’ with us when pops it durin’ personal appearances!
How he keeps switchin’ from top lip pucker to bottom lip pucker, I’ll never know!
But MotherPuckerin’ both of ‘em together? Must take a lot of practice LMAO!!!
MotherPuckerin’ even gets to us when it’s framed by Rob’s glorious scruff…
OK, so a more subtle approach to highlightin’ Rob’s MotherPucker with a little red might just grow on me…or, maybe it’s just because it’s BIEL!
Melbie’s black ‘n white just proves that Rob doesn’t need color to suck us in with his MotherPucker!
Give us a profile, MotherPucker! {wipes tear…I just kill myself sometimes!} {Click on it if it turned tiny on me!}
Three-quarter profile? Yeah, better…
OMG! The half-open MotherPucker! *THUD!*
Well, that’s me DIED, so I’d just like to take this opportunity to thank Clairebamboozle…my partner in crime on this post. She provided the gifs and some of the photos! Thanks, BB!!!
Thank you, Rob!
Happy Sunday, y’all!
Rita
Filed under Addicted, Breathless, in my dreams, My Brand of Heroin, Rob Pattinson, Sensual Sunday
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Yeah, ladies!
You know the one I mean! The one where Rob stares straight at the camera…at US…as if he knew ALL our durtiest secret desires!
Once I got that thought in my head, I knew there was only one place to go to find the best of the best, and that was our beloved Melbie Toast’s tumblr archieve LOL!
That’s the one I’m talkin’ about! *THUD!*
Rob’s eyes should be registered as lethal weapons!
Rob might not be lookin’ straight at us, but SOMEONE sure as hell was on the receivin’ end of it…hope they survived *gigglesnort!*
*GAH!* Makes me want to know what wicked thoughts are runnin’ through his beautiful head!
Would he like me to tie him up and have my evil way with him? {Where’s the key to RA’s Red Room of Pain when I need it?}
Oh, God! Maybe he wants to tie ME up? {I’ll just run get those ropes…BRB!}
No? Ah, Geez! Not the nipple clamps! Well, on second thought…
Holy hell! If I was a mind reader, I’d be thinkin’ a very nekkid Rita might be crawlin’ his way on hands and knees right about now! Or maybe that’s just wishful thinkin’!
Oh, Baby! The things I’d like to do to you! Better yet, the things you could do to me!
See that slight tilt of his lips? The man KNOWS he does this to us! How can we resist him? We can’t…it’s that simple!
I just…
I mean…
*Fuuuuuck!*
*Can’t breath!!!*
*Hyperventilating now!!!”
If y’all ‘re lookin’ for me, I’m the big puddle of goo on the floor!
Which means I’ve lost the power of communication LOL!
Now, THIS is why Melbie’s pet name for Rob is “Sexy Beast!” LMAO!!!
I think we are all in unanimous agreement that Rob is Sex Incarnate!!!
And nobody…I mean, NOBODY rocks the Sex Hair like Rob!
I rest my case!
Happy Sunday, y’all!
Rita
Filed under My Brand of Heroin, Sensual Sunday, Stunning
I darted into a dark alley. With every heartbeat, I knew he was growing closer and closer, so I took another step back, farther and farther into the alley. I realized with sudden horror that this was the very same alley he had come from earlier today. I spun around, horrified to find large egg shaped shell thingies all over the alley. Large enough to hold a human being. Large enough to hold a man! One of the pods made a cracking noise and I plastered myself against the wall, away from it. A neon green light appeared over the pod, illuminating it enough for me to see what was happening all too clearly. I couldn’t believe my eyes!
This is where they were coming from! When one of the Robs was revealed to the waist, I just couldn’t look anymore. I turned my head away, coming face-to-face with the source of the neon green light. It hung in mid-air over the “new Rob” and it was looking directly at me!
I could hear myself screaming, my heart racing…
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I sat bolt upright…safe in my own bed! It was a dream! It was all just a dream! I wrapped my arms around my knees and couldn’t resist the urge to laugh at myself! WTF was I so scared of? It was every Rob girl’s dream to have Rob all to herself and I had just dreamed up the perfect scenario! I laughed again at the memory of the dream.
“Honey, you all right in there?” I heard my husband call from the bathroom.
“Yeah, babe…just another wild and weird dream from my overactive imagination,” I told him as he sauntered out of the bathroom and stepped up to the bed. A large towel was wrapped loosely around his waist while he rubbed his head with another one to dry his wet hair.
“Was I in this dream?” he asked.
I looked up and smiled at him as he removed the towel from his head and wrapped it around his neck. I caught a glimpse of myself in the dresser mirror. I was stunned at my husbands “New Look.” And then, I saw my reflection grin wickedly back at me. I tore the towel from around his waist and tossed it across the room. Quickly grabbing both ends of the towel around his neck, I giggled as I pulled him down onto the bed with me.
“Nah, babe. This dream was about aliens,” I told him.
~O~
Have you Checked your husband/Boyfriend lately???????? Bwahahahahaha
Hope you all Enjoyed my little foray into Madness this week!
Much Love to you all,
Mwah!
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Aaaah, Ladies!
Just wait until you see what I have for you today…Autum de Wilde’s photos of Rob for Black Book Magazine! AND THEN SOME!!
What a wonderful surprise when they hit our screens that day! Damned if our Bad Boy wasn’t back, big time!
Hell’n they even tatted up his arms, which was a huge turn on…
Love me forever, or let me go!
{Oh My Gawd! Is there even any question?} ‘Fraid you’re stuck with me, darlin’! Ain’t never lettin’ go! *le sigh*
Once I got a closer look, I started wonderin’ if they’d turned Rob loose with a sharpie LMAO!
Jeez, Rita! Why would you think that?
What? You don’t remember your “balloon art?” *gigglesnort!* {Not that our boy ain’t creative in every way …
but, if they were gonna give him tatts, they coulda done better than a buncha chicken scratches, right?}
Any one of SoapyMayhem’s Tattward manips coulda given ‘em all the inspiration they needed LOL!
You weren’t offended by the ‘peen,’ were you? {blushes} It just kinda…appeared!
Naw, baby, we’re good! Long as it’s not a self portrait *gigglesnort!* Hmmm, although, on second, or third look LMAO!
I’ll never tell LOL!
{Crap! Remove brain from gutter…back to business} Our man looks amazing in everything from Gucci to hobo but, as far as I’m concerned, Rob compliments the clothes, not the other way around! Even yellow pants we would otherwise find completely hideous LOL!
Back to resorting to flattery to get my attention, Rita?
Ain’t nuthin’ but the truth, Rob…own it, sweetheart!!!
OK, this is the best we got of this one and I’m DYING for a better quality color outtake! Just couldn’t bring myself to leave it out, cause Rob… {me?}… full length mirror??? {THUD! Straight back to the gutter!}
Hmmm, I could probably think of a few things…
*Fuuuuck!* I’ll bet you could, darlin’…only not with me {story of my life *groan*}!
Aw, hell! You know I love you, Rita…just not that way!
Love you too, angel…always will!!!
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Ya’ll ready for the “AND THEN SOME!!” part of this post? @Fearlessmore~InRobWeLust has done Rob proud with her edits of this photoshoot!
Autumn de Wilde ~ Black Book 2012 / Norman Jean Roy ~ Details 2010
Autumn de Wilde ~ Black Book 2012 / Stewart Shining ~ Elle France 2009
Autumn de Wilde ~ Black Book 2012 / Hedi Slimane ~ Another Man 2009
Autumn de Wilde ~ Black Book 2012 / Theo Wenner ~ US Weekly 2009
Autumn de Wilde ~ Black Book 2012 / Matt Jones ~ Cosmo Girl 2009
and a double Autumn de Wilde ~ Black Book 2012
Are these not just the most amazing things you’ve ever seen???
Happy Sunday, ya’ll!
Rita
Filed under Artistic Genius!, Breathless, My Brand of Heroin, Rob Pattinson, Sensual Sunday
Welcome back, ladies!!
It’s Part 2 of Rob in Barcelona. This time, it’s for the premier of Breaking Dawn, Part 1, on November 17, 2011!
This will be somewhat of a departure from what you are used to seeing from me, but, what can I say…I was inspired!
Last FanFictionFriday, the lovely Cared rec’d a story called “The Agreement” by Gemgirl65 and, Oh My Rob, if you are not reading it yet, you really should!
In chapter 5, Bella recites part of a poem for Edward:
“The Lover”
by Solveig Von Schoultz
My eyes want to kiss your face.
I have no power over my eyes.
They just want to kiss your face.
I flow towards you out of my eyes,
A fine heat trembles round your shoulders,
It slowly dissolves your contours
And I am there with you, your mouth
And everywhere around you -
I have no power over my eyes.
It rocked me big time and I’m not a poetry fan…don’t know any, don’t read any, not my thing. But, for Rob’s sake, I went searching for the rest of it:
I sit with my hands in my lap,
I shan’t touch you and I’ll never speak.
But my eyes kiss your face,
I rise out of myself and no-one can stop me,
I flow out and I’m invisible,
I cannot stop this unfathomable flowing, {could NOT resist!}
this dazzle that knows neither end nor beginning –
but when at last you turn your eyes towards me,
your unaware, questioning, stranger’s eyes,
I sink myself back into my hands
and take up my place again under my eyelids.
*Gigglesnort!* So, did I completely freak you out?
Happy Sunday, ya’ll!
Rita
Filed under Breaking Dawn, Breathless, My Brand of Heroin, Rob Pattinson, Sensual Sunday, Stunning
Well, ladies! A promise is a promise!!
You know how we all swear that Rob is so f*ckin’ beautiful, he takes your breath away? Preachin’ to the choir here, darlin’s! I had to remind myself to breathe a number of times as I gathered the bounteous beauty that was Rob in Barcelona!
Star date: May 01, 2011
Event: Water for Elephants Premier
Location: Barcelona, Spain
Maybe it was the sultry Spanish air, but Rob seemed to have a really good time in Barcelona! Hell’n it coulda been the cervesa, right?
Let's get this party started!
I loved how comfortable he and Reese were with each other the whole WFE promo tour…wonder what he was saying to her?
Hey, Reese! What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Oh no! Not bad jokes, Rob!
Nacho Cheese!
*Face palm!* Sorry, ladies…I got no say in this today *sigh!* Can we get to the “bounteous beauty,” already? Please??
Awww Rita, you're no fun today!
Well, there’s fun, and then there’s FUN…ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo!!
Alright, then...let's poof us some panties!
*Gulp!* Uh, good start, darlin’!
My Melbie sure knows how to "enhance" me, doesn't she?
*Squeeee!* Hell’n she does have good material to work with, baby! *Holy crap, Melbie!*
Rita, you might wanna see if there're any h00rs still standing!
Rob, darlin’! You’re girls are a lot tougher than you think…we can take as much as you’ve got!! {Don’t think we wouldn’t!}
OK, if you're sure. One more before they stick me in a damn suit again!
*Pickin’ my own self up off the floor!* Well, if any of you can still walk, let’s follow Rob on over to the red carpet…
Remember what I told you about Rita? {Sure thing, boss...she won't get past me!}
Mr. Sex-on-legs, himself! Rob…suit…loooong legs…red carpet! *THUD!*
{Psst! Hey, Rita! Want me to make Rob giggle for ya?}
Yeah, but…no, but! You’re not gonna…
Hey, Rob! What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boobee!
Oh, hell no! She didn’t! What’s with all the really bad jokes, today?
She's just pissed off cause she can't get to me LOL!
Hey, I heard that! {Damn straight, I am!} Now, can we move it outside where I can at least imagine myself having the opportunity to breathe the same air?
Seriously, I’m missing that man so bad! Can’t wait for Cannes and beyond!!!
Bring me to my ladies!!!
Just look at him glow! We don’t freak him out as much as we think we do!!
You want me to sign WHAT?
Oops! I stand corrected *gigglesnort!*
You spotted Rita? Where? {Right over there, boss...oh, false alarm..sorry!}
Hah! If I’d been there, I would’ve gone through Dean like a hot knife through butter to get to Rob!
If she is here, she'll never recognize me in these geek glasses LMAO!
Hey, where’d ya go? {Yeah, right *gigglesnort!*}
Lets’s leave Rob with his delusions of anonimity LMAO! Here’s a gif of the glasses episode….
Obviously, there wasn’t enough room in this post to include the glorious goodies from the Breaking Dawn Part 1 premiere in November, so I hope you’ll all join me next week for Part 2!
Happy Sunday, ya’ll!
Rita
Filed under Breathless, My Brand of Heroin, Rob Pattinson, Sensual Sunday, Stunning, WFE
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Good Morning Ladies. It’s Monday and you know I ain’t about to let you start a Monday off with the Blues. I think we should start it of with RED instead. Red Hot that is. As promised I’m bringing you a “Master of the Universe, Fifty Shades Video” tribute. So Brace youselves and IF you’re working wait till you get home!!! Cause if you don’t and your boss catches you watching this he/she is going to look at you like this…
So just to make sure I have your FULL attention…
Heh heh heh I knew that would work. Oh those hips just Bring all kinds of pervetry to my dirty mind.
This first Fifty Vid is about 98 % Exactly the way I pictured Fifty’s House looking. This thing screams sexy Fifty Shades….
This next lady is just amazing. She makes her own vids, she makes amazing Banners and gifs, Videos, writes FF, Writes sings and produces her own songs and I’m sure there is tons more. I am of course talking about the amazing Betti Gefecht…
This Next one was made by our very own Maggie!!! *waves* Hey BB!! I Love this song with this vid!!
**WARNING** Mild female nudety in this VID!!! If you are easily offended, under 21 or at work STOP NOW!!!
And once again I have to leave you with our very own pervy ol cougar mama’s FABULOUS Work! I swear Melbie! This song is so durhty!! LOL But so fitting for Fifty!!!
Well that’s all from me this week mah friends. Hope you enjoyed your Holiday weekend!
“Laters BBez”
NSFW!!!Good morning, Angelz!
Ain’t gonna lie! I’m waiting impatiently for a screencap…HQ still (preferably)…gif (even better) of Rob’s moonlit, thrusting bare ass from the first sex scene in Bel Ami!
Cause, fully clothed or buck nekkied, that man’s body is f*ckHAWT and I wanna see as much of it as possible!
So let’s strip him down, ladies, and see what he’s got…
Lemme just get his shirt off!
Oh, no...NO! You're NOT talking me into this one, Rita!
Aaaaw, come on, Rob!?!?! What if I put on a little music for you, baby. Will that help get you in the mood?
Heeey! I really like that song! I can work with that, thanks!
Me too, darlin’…it’s what inspired today’s post! {There’s his beautiful nose!}
Still not so sure I wanna do this, ya know?
Just TRY, sweetie…we only want to admire your beautiful bod a little bit!
All right, then. I wouldn't do this for anyone else, Rita...just so you know!
Thank you, Rob…I really do appreciate you doing this for me! {I don’t care HOW many times I’ve seen this, I can’t get enough! *GASP!* the Glorious “V” !!!}
More?
*Squeeee!* Yes, please!!
Rita? You still there, Rita?
*Grooaaan!* Uh, yeah, baby…mighta fainted there for a second, but I’m good…
Can I put my shirt back on yet???
Well, I was hopin’ we could maybe check out your back, if that’s okay with you? {HAPPY TRAIL ALERT!!! *THUD* HOOR DOWN!!!!}
O...kay?
DAMNIT, Rob! Stop teasin’! You KNOW what I want!!! *gigglesnort!*
Yeah, I think I got you figured out by now, Rita LOL! This what you're looking for?
Close…close! But no cigar! We’re lookin’ for THE ultimate shot of your back, baby!!!!
HOLY SHIT! NOW, THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT!!
Rita, you crack me the fuck up! If we're done here, I'm going swimming with my girl! Laters, baby!!!
Thanks, Rob! We can always count on you to “ahem” deliver! LMAO!!!!
Now, each and every one of us has self image issues and Rob’s no different. I’ve heard him complain of his too long back, wide, womanly hips and hard to maintain six pack, but, when you love someone as much as we love Rob, every little flaw he thinks he has is beautiful to us!
THIS is what I believe Rob looks like stripped…pure PERFECTION!!!!
Happy Sunday ya’ll!
Rita
Filed under Addicted, My Brand of Heroin, Rob Pattinson, Sensual Sunday
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