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Sensual Sunday ~ Dreaming of Rob!

Wet Rob Avi

Ah, dear ladies!

Today, I’m proud to feature a new photo editor/enhancer I discovered on tumblr!

Nere Cullen~DreamingOfRob caught my beady little eye and it’s been a real treat watchin’ her try out new and different techniques on Rob!

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Truer words were never spoken! Nere’s streaky blue background highlights Rob beautifully!

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I know you all recognize this from a photoshoot for Remember Me, but how cool has Nere made the background? Love that effect!

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And, if anyone was ever in doubt about where Rob comes from, she makes it very clear with this edit of Rob and the Union Jack!

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Her color / texture play makes this pic pop! Especially the violet colored eyes!

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My favorite of her banner attempts!

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I don’t know how difficult it is to make everyone in the background b/w, but it’s a great look!

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Cool color play on this pic of Rob as Jacob Jankowski!

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Love this near sepia but not entirely sepia effect!  {Those jewel-like eyes! Those sweet sweet lips! *THUD!*}

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Seems shadow shots are fairly popular nowadays…not that I’m complainin’ LOL!

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Nor would I EVER turn down multiple Robgasms!!!

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Cause who doesn’t love gettin’ more Rob for your buck?

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True dat!!!

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Most recently, our girl has been turnin’ out the cutest Rob film posters! Ah, Cedric!

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Daniel Gale! Sweetest nerd in the world…one of my favorite Rob characters!

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Art..what can I say about Art?!?!  Rob made us believe in him in the end LOL!

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We will never forget Tyler Hawkins…

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS

or Jacob Jankowski…

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Eric Packer…

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN-PART 1

or Edward Cullen!

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Rob has immortalized each and every one of his characters and Nere has given us some really good RobPorn to stuff our stashes with!

Thank you, Nere, and I hope you don’t mind that I used your pics today!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Remember Me…With Love From Me to You!

Welcome back, Angelz!

If you’re wonderin’ about that little ♥ symbol at the top of my avi that’s been makin’ an appearance lately, it’s just to keep the text from starting off so high up {just don’t look right to me}.

Coulda been any symbol, I guess {Ω ♠ Ψ ♣ Σ or ♦}, but I  Rob, and I you all, of course, so ♥ it is LOL!

There IS a point to this…I think!  Yeah, I was thinkin’ about Remember Me!  One of the only films where Rob looked and dressed so much like himself for the role of Tyler Hawkins that the end scene just broke my !  I know I wasn’t the only one!

I didn’t show you this edit by Sally ~ InRobWeLust last Sunday.  I was holdin’ out on you cause it’s what inspired today’s post!

So fuckin’ beautiful, it brings tears to my eyes!

Sally wasn’t the only one to move me with their lovely edits, enhancements and banners for Remember Me…

I credit this one to Floren83, even though it’s not tagged, cause I snagged it from her RobPorn stash a long time ago {shameless lurker that I am}!

You have to look close, but I promise this is a Robelied edit {gonna have to search for more of her stuff}!

Have I ever told you how much I love Rob in RED???  This is tagged RPAU {Robert Pattinson Australia}, but it has Jules’s fingerprints all over it…Jules? This yours?

Now, I KNOW this one is Jules’s!  Absolutely one of my very favorites!

The lovely Biel made this photo look like it mighta been found among the debris of the Twin Towers…soooo haunting!

There’s a raw earthiness to some of Biel’s edits that speaks to me!  I like her style!!

If you’ve never seen this Melbie edit before, shield your eyes…it will burn itself into your bwainz!  Oops…too late!  I consider this a triumph of her craft!

Once again, I can only tell you this fabulous banner is credited to Nylfn…people need to tag their shit, damnit!

If I knew who made this beautiful banner, I’d hug ‘em to death, I tell you! {You guys double clicking these things? They’re huge!}

Such a poignant scene {unknown bannermaker}!

By the time Rob / Tyler spoke those words, I was sobbing my  out…I just broke *ungh, ungh, gulp!* {damnit, Jules!}

Thanks, Melbie darlin’!  Just what I needed to, uh…refocus LOL!

Oh, yeah! Now we talkin’!!!

Lordy, the light on his hair! Those lips…GAH!  With plenty of red in the background? FTMFW!!!

Another Melbie Masterpiece I just had to share with you all!

Am I crazy for lovin’ that beat-up face?  Only because I know it’s just make-up, right? But, oh, that razor sharp jawline *drool!*  So lickable!!!

Whoever chose this photo for the official movie poster was genius! Love the way the wind ruffles his hair!  And the half smile on his beautiful face *groan!*

Take us out with a smile, Biel darlin’!

And, if all that RobGoodness wasn’t enough for you, I’ll leave you with her awesome vid “Just Tyler  / with love from me to you”…

Now, Imma just go watch Remember Me again!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Lost in Those Eyes!

So, are ya’ll still standin’?  What a rush, huh? All that RobGoodness for Cosmopolis justa pourin’ all over us?

But it’s never enough…hell’n I’m already havin’ withdrawal pains!!

What I’m pretty much missing the most? Rob’s eyes!  Yeah, I get lost to distraction in those eyes of his *le sigh!*  I’d recognize ‘em anywhere!

LOL! Bet you knew instantly these were Rob’s eyes! The thick eyebrows…the unique shape…no other eyes like ‘em in the world, right?

Nobody had to tell us whose eyes these were when this Mission Blacklist poster came out, did they!

THE Most Beautiful Eyes in the World!

No matter what color is used to portray them!

Although why anyone would want to mess with perfection is beyond me and I KNOW this was the photo used for the MB poster above!

Even in black ‘n white, Rob’s eyes are absolutely mesmerizing!!!

They could talk me into anything…and, when I say “anything,” I mean ANY…THING!!!

Could you say no to these eyes? I think not!

Rob’s eyes inspire the artist in many of us, including ileana…isn’t the detail awesome?

I have no idea who made this beautiful banner, but bless ‘em for it!

Nor do I know who made this wonderful blinkie for Pastiche Pen’s “If Love Could Light A Candle!” {click the photo and watch the eye change colors!} In case you newbies have never read this, here’s the link….

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5022358/1/If_Love_Could_Light_a_Candle

Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Horror – Chapters: 13 – Words: 122,587 – Reviews: 2758 – Updated: 9-25-09 – Published: 4-26-09 – Bella & Edward – Complete

See, even just one of Rob’s eyes shivers me timbers LMAO!!!  OK, OK…I’ll give you the link to TKegl’s “Cutlass!” {She did this banner herself!} Her One-eyed Eddie Cullen is fuckHAWT!!!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7792629/1/Cutlass

Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Adventure/Romance – Chapters: 20 – Words: 101,712 – Reviews: 2868 – Updated: 6-18-12 – Published: 1-31-12 – Edward & Bella

Now, when you combine Rob’s EyePorn with FingerPorn AND SexHairPorn, it’s a lethal combination!

But, let’s “face” it LOL!  It’s the whole package we adore! {JawPorn…LipPorn FTMFW!!!}

Haven’t had enough yet? Me neither!  So, check out this vid by BCD/CML {with a shout out to MelbieToast for contributing her work}!  I couldn’t help myself! Gotta share…it’s what we do!!!

You didn’t think I’d forget Rob’s “Edward” eyes, now did you?

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ The Birthday Hangover!

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Good afternoon, ladies!

Well, after a whole week of partying with our friends to celebrate Rob’s 26th birthday, I didn’t know if I’d even have the energy to  get out of bed this morning!

Hell’n I wonder if Rob survived his own birthday bash! Let’s go find out, shall we?

Knock, knock!! {cracks open Rob’s bedroom door} *Shhhhhh!*

Zzzzzzzz…..

*Whispers* Awwww, he’s still asleep! Just look at him…precious angel! But, not for long…

ROB! Wake up! You got company!!

Zzz…wha…? Rita? What the fuck?

Open them pretty eyes, baby!

Damnit, woman! It’s the ass crack of dawn…what’re you doing here?

You’re in my time zone, darlin’, and it’s way past NOON! I just came by to see how you was feelin’!

Like Hell, if you must know…can’t I just go back to sleep?

Anythin’ I can do to make you feel better, angel? Breakfast in bed, maybe?

*Groan!* God, Rita! Don’t even mention food to me right now!

Well, come on down to the kitchen, then, and I’ll make you some coffee…how’s that sound?

Strong and black, if you don’t mind, thanks!

Sure thing, baby! Comin’ right up!

Owww, my head is killing me!

You want a couple aspirin for your headache, darlin’?

You got some? Yeah, that’d be great…you’re a star, Rita!

No problem, hon! You startin’ to feel a little bit better?

Umm, yeah, thanks.  Rita? I appreciate all your help, but I really need to get my ass in gear!

*Gigglesnort!* You goin’ out lookin’ like that?  What WILL the neighbors think? BWAHAHAHA!

Huh? Aw, hell, Rita!

Have a good day, Rob! Laters BB! MWAH!!!

*Pssst!* Ladies! Don’t tell Rita, but her coffee sucks ass! Had to find a Starbucks FAST!!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita

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Rob’s Birthday Blog Train ~ Day 4: Birthday Memories!

Welcome back, ladies!!

RobsFan~tasy and I are continuing our week long journey with our blogger friends to wish Rob a happy 26th birthday!

It’s my turn again and today’s theme is: Birthday Memories! I’ll be showing Rob some of the things I love that he’s done since his last birthday!!

{You’ll notice I’m having a problem following a specific timeline…Rob keeps goosing me LOL!}

Needless to say, everything Rob’s done this past year was memorable and I loved it ALL, especially his personal appearances!  He found a way to shock and amaze us every damn time LOL!

Remember the MTV Movie Awards on June 5th, 2011?  His famous speech to Reese?

*Gigglesnort! Oh, Rob!*

When he showed up at ComicCon on July 21st with lopsided hair? OMG! We’d all seen the results of his botched Cosmopolis haircut, but nobody expected him to KEEP it…not that it detracted in any way from his inate Hawtness LMAO!!

*See what I mean?*

Last year Rob amazed everyone with his poignant performance in Water for Elephants and we ALL fell in love with Jacob Jankowski…

*THUD!* *DED!!* *HOOR DOWN!!!*

I love that film more each time I watch it *sigh!*

This year, Rob awed us with his portrayal of Georges DuRoy in Bel Ami…

*By George, Rob WAS Georges!*

Who could forget the greatly anticipated release of Breaking Dawn, Part 1, where Edward and Bella FINALLY got all groiny with each other, and we got OUR release LOL?!

Rob went into drought mode for a couple of months between promo tours and we were all bouncing on our seats to see what his transformation from Grizzly Adams Rob to Promo Tour Rob would look like… then THIS photo from Paris  appeared and Goatee Rob literally blew us away!!!

*Puddle of goo!*

Of all the promos, and there were too many to cover here, his interview on Jimmy Kimmel forBD1 was epic Rob!  My favorite Rob quotes were“I’m a butt double for like a lot of different actors!” and, “I want there to be mayhem!” But, the BEST one was “Yeah, they [the fans] want to see thrusting, not probing!” Hell’n I’m gonna have to watch the “thrusting” part of that interview again…

Now, I ask you…how did he know that’s what we wanted to see if he WASN’T reading our blogs?  ROTFLMFAO!!!

Well, Rob has much more in store for us before his next birthday, such as the premier of Cosmopolis at Cannes on May 25th!  {NEXT WEEK *squeeee!*} The teaser trailer that exploded onto the internet back in March was, for me, the most memorable thing Rob has done this past year!

Oops!  I guess I shoulda told you this post was NSFW!

Happy Birthday, Rob darlin’!

Next stop…

12 Months of Rob

Thanks for riding this year’s Rob Birthday Blog Train!

Friday is *Pic Spam* day!  RobsFan~tasy’s will remind you tomorrow and steer you to the One and Only blog where all the photos will be posted. It’s not here on RA, so please be sure and follow the link to Robmusement!

Happy Thursday, ya’ll!
Rita

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Rob’s Birthday Blog Train ~ Day 2: Letter to Rob!

All Aboard, ladies!!

As RobsFan~tasy informed you yesterday, we are traveling along with our blogger friends all week to continue wishing Rob a happy 26th birthday.

For today’s blog train, I’m supposed to write a “Letter to Rob!”

(Aw, crap! I’m in so much trouble if he really reads this!) *Deep breath!* OK, here we go…

Dear Rob,

Thanks for letting me fuck with you all year! Guess you coulda stopped me anytime you wanted, but you put up with my insanity, so bless you for that!

Since I started blogging here on Rob Attack, I’ve used and abused you shamelessly!

I got you drunk…

Soaked you to the bone…

Beat you the fuck up…

Stripped you bare, just so we could perv on your fine bod…

And made you run your long, sexy legs off!!

You tried to hide from me, but it was no use…I found you anyway LOL!

Then, I made you jump…

 

And I even forced you to dance…

If that wasn’t bad enough, I had one helluva good time doin’ it! {Those posts didn’t even include the ones where I completely swooned all over your wonderful, sweet self!}

Rob, you took it all in stride and never called me out on any of it! You’re the best, angel!

Once again, thank you for being such a good sport about us perving on you day in and day out!!!

Happy Birthday, darlin’!

Next stop…

12 Months of Rob

Thanks for riding this year’s Rob Birthday Blog Train!

Come back tomorrow for RobsFan~tasy’s Birthday Gift to Rob!

Happy Tuesday, ya’ll!
Rita
 

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Robert Pattinson Birthday Blog Train day 1

Hello Everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

 

Good Morning ladies!!

All Aboard! All week long we are traveling along with our blogger friends and Wishing Rob a Happy 26th birthday. So climb on board (TWSS) and Enjoy the ride!! WooHoo!!

   

Happy Birthday You Gorgeous Man!

Today’s blog train topic is all about what we would wish for Rob. Well, what do you wish for the man who has EVERYTHING???

Great looks,

A great Body,

Beautiful eyes,

Gorgeous hair…MOST of the time LOL,

A fabulous singing voice,

A Great Pianist,

Fantastic actor,

and he’s even “flexible” LMAO

 

And He’s got sex appeal rollong off every fiber of his being…

 

So just what do you wish for the man who has DEFINATELY GOT IT ALL???

There’s only 4 things I can think of:

LOVE

PEACE (freedom from the paps)

JOY

And…

ME!!

 LOL

Truy I wish You the Happiest of Birthday’s Rob And a lifetime of Happieness to follow!

Now Get back on board the Rob train and continue the Ride. Next stop,

12 Months of Rob

Thanks for Riding this year’s Rob Birthday Blog Train

 

 

Come back tomorrow for Rita’s Birthday Letter to Rob!

Much Love to you all,

 

RobsFan~tasy
 

 

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Sensual Sunday ~ Rob’s Happy Tail!!

Sorry, ladies!

Got a little sidetracked on my way to Barcelona, so…next week, I promise! And, before you ask…NO! That’s not a misspelling of Happy Trail LOL!  I actually do mean Happy Tail!

Aw, come on! You know what I mean, right?

Here, lemme just explain how this photo on tumblr froze me in my tracks…

Edward about to walk into the light in New Moon!

Beautiful, isn’t it? One of a million gorgeous photos of Rob, right? So, what caught my eye?  That darlin’ little tail of hair on the back of his neck!  GAH!

Rob as Tyler in Remember Me

Women can’t keep their hands off of it…I know I want MY fingers locked.right.THERE! BTW, you’re gonna want to click this one cause it’s HUGE!

Edward in Breaking Dawn Part 1

See what I mean?

Remember Me {not likely to forget LOL!}

When that little lock of hair comes with BackPorn, it’s ALL GOOD! *THUD!*

Theo Wenner photoshoot

You can even see it when Rob is photographed in profile…well, if his hair is long enough, of course!

Rob at Collectormania 2006

Like in this one! Well, it might not be THE little pluck, but when Rob’s hair is long enough to curl around his neck, it gets to me BIG TIME!

Melbrooks Book Signing 2008

When it gets TOO long, we get to drool at the swept back hair exposing his elegant neck, but that little curl is still there!

LAX October 21, 2011

Damned airport paps KNOW what I like!

LAX March 8, 2012

No matter how short Rob cuts his hair, that little pluck is just waiting to come out and play!!!

Don't know when or where...stole it from Melbie's tumblr!

Now THAT‘s what I’m waiting to see again! Oh, WHEN, Rob????

MTV Movie Awards June 5, 2011

With any luck, that little lock of hair should be at least this long, by now! We’ll see when he gets to Cannes, unless the reported photoshoot is issued first *FIST PUMP!*

Inglorious Bastards premier at Cannes 2009

Not such a visible neck curl at Rob’s last appearance at Cannes, but I don’t think we minded, now did we? *le sigh!*

Rob as Eric Packer in Cosmopolis

In the meantime, we’ll just have to make do with the shorty in Cosmopolis, and…

Bel Ami

the longer neck curl in Bel Ami.  HEY! The Happy Tail…not the ass crack LMAO!!!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita

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Monday Madness…Um, Are You Serious? Bwahahahaha

Hello Everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

Ok ladies hold on to your knickers cause I got a doozie for you all. You all know my Monday Madness saying is “We all go a little mad sometimes.” Right? Well, this time it ain’t ME!!! LOL Nope this madness is totally NOT my doing I just felt the need to share the giggle.

Now Im sure during the Eclipse promo and launch you all heard that our boyfriend Rob was and is distantly related to Vlad the Impaler A.K.A. Dracula 

And if you didn’t know it well, No shit, it’s true. He’s also distantly related to the British Royals.

Since Rob got his fame from playing the ever gorgeous Edward Cullen~ Vampire, I thought this was extremely interesting.

But when my mother stumbled onto the following story I had to ask, “Are you serious?”

Nicholas Cage Immortal/Vampire

This is what the owner of the photograph had to say:

Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.

 This is not a trick photo of any kind and has not been manipulated in Photoshop or any other graphics program. It’s an original photo of a man who lived in Bristol, TN sometime around the Civil War.

 For the many of you insisting that this is a Photoshop manipulation: Any serious potential buyer will be allowed to have a photo expert of their choice examine the original photograph before any money changes hands.

 I’ve had a lot of questions asking where I purchased this. As followers of my website know, I collect antique memorial photography – images of dead people – from the 1800s. This photo was found in the very back of album that contained an unusual number of Civil War era death portraits (which is why I purchased it). All of
the other people in the album, living and dead, were identified by name – this man was not.

Here is the original link I found on ABC NEWS and for those of you who are not in the US, ABC is a reliable News source. Check it out for your self.

And the link to the actual site of the photograph owner. (Membership required to view photos) The Thanatos Archives 

Apparently this man was asking 1 million dollars for the “photograph” on ebay but the picture was suddenly pulled. Was it sold? Did Nicholas Cage get it removed? I don’t know you decide.

Now imagine my surprise while researching this, I also stunbled onto this…

John Travolta also an Immortal/Vampire!

Here is the link to that story. John Travolta 1860. Short version, appaerntly these two seperate Civil war era photograph collectors are friends and stumbled on these pics. Both insist they are not Photoshopped at all.

On an interesting side note the “John Travolta” era photo is being sold on e-bay for a mere 50,000 US Dollars. I guess that means Nicholas Cage is more Popular??? LOL

Now on another Weird twist, both John Travolta and Nicholas Cage are Scientologists and they believe in “Time Travel.” Also, in case you haven’t made the connection yet, (it took me awhile too) John and Nicholas played in a little flick together in 1997 known as “Face Off”

or should I say…

Now you’d think this would be enough of a weird coinkydink but oh no… there’s more. Ever hear of Keanu Reeves? LOL of course you have. Did you also know that it is believed he is a Vampire too? heh heh somebody does…

Here is the link to that story Keanu Reeves Immortal There is a video and eveything! Short version, The first pic is a painting of a french actor known as Paul Mounet 1847-1922. Mounet supposedly died in 1922 but no body was ever found. *cue Twilight Zone Theme song* Could Keanu be the missing Paul Mounet?

So Ladies Tell me your thoughts! Please! I’m Dying to know! *gigglesnort* Are they Time Travelers? Vampires? Or some other sort of Immortal? Or do you think it’s just a load of BS?

Just imagine, with Rob actually being related to Vlad the Impaler/Dracula, and the “possibility”  (???) of the above stories, Maybe in 50 or 150 years from now our Boyfriend Rob will still look like this…

As for me, I’ll keep my (fangs sheathed and) my mouth closed…for now. But I will say this if you can’t get Rob to bite you and make you a Vampire maybe you can talk John, Nick or Keanu into it! LOL

Thanks Mom for the post idea!!

I’m outta here ladies!

RobsFan~tasy

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Sensual Sunday ~ Rob…Perfect in Plaid!

Ladies,

If there’s anything I love to see Rob wearin’, it’s plaid!  Don’t matter what color plaid…it all looks f*ckHAWT on our boy!

Well, as long as he NEVER wears plaid pants!  Those shiteous orange pants were bad enough, but PLAID?  Just…UGH!

Oh, Rita...you shouldn't have said that! Now I'll have to dig up a pair just to tease you!

Don’t do it, Rob!  I’m watching you {2 fingers pointing from my stink eyes to his twinklies}!

OK, where was I?  Oh yeah!  So, beanie Rob gave us black plaid during rehearsals for Cosmopolis …

Purple, baby! It's purple...black plaid is so boring!

I dunno, Rob…looks black to me!

Well, I'm standing by purple. And, damn it, Rita! No dissing the red pants!

Soooory!  Must be the light cause those pants look orange to me…no need to pout, but I love the LipPorn, so go ahead and purse those pretty lips at me anytime LOL!

Now, as to red, NOBODY rocks red plaid like The Pretty!

Awww, baby! One photo wasn't enough? Looks like a "scatter shot" LOL!

Rob, honey!  We could NEVER get enough of you, and you know it!!

Blue plaid is so cooool on our boy!  Love the blue plaid jacket he wore for the Vanity Fair 2009 shoot!

Hey! It was cold that day, and I really liked this jacket. Too bad they wouldn't let me keep it!

Yeah, baby!  Looks good on you {and I’d like to be all cuddled up under there against your warm chest *sigh*}!

{Thanks for the multiple Robgasms on these 2 gorgeous wallpapers, Jolori darlin’!}

Oh hell, let’s have us some more blue plaid Rob!!

Uh, Rita? Hate to tell you, but this is check...not plaid!

WHAT? Noooo!  It’s plaid…ain’t it?  Crap, you’re right!  It’s definitely blue check.

That's what I said! Maybe you should get your eyes checked, Rita! Get it...checked?

Well, you can’t go wrong wearing blue AND red PLAID, Rob darlin’!!!

Um, Rita? Forgive me for that eyes remark? Didn't mean to hurt your feelings!

Sweetheart, I’d forgive you ANYTHING you look at me like that! {Damned ol’ Baby Boomer Cougar eyes!}

Good! Cause I was wondering what you thought of boring ol' BROWN plaid LOL!

On you, Rob?  Just looks waaarm!  {Gah! TonguePorn!  Just kill me now!!!}

So, brown plaid doesn't turn you off?

No, baby! It purely don’t! {will…not…get lost…in the EyePorn!}

Hmmm...well, what color plaid DON'T you like, Rita?

I dunno, Rob…yellow’s not really my favorite color, so maybe yellow? {GAH!! Can’t take much more LipPorn!}

Gonna have to agree with you on yellow plaid, Rita!

Aw, it ain’t THAT bad, darlin’!  But, of all the plaids, Tybert plaid is my absolute favorite!!

Tybert? What the hell is a Tybert???

Tybert is, well…Tyler Hawkins and Robert Pattinson…Tyler / Robert = Tybert.  See?

LMAO! Damn it, Rita! You crack me the f*ck up! Good thing I wasn't actually drinking this coffee!!

Oops! Well, now it’s MY turn to apologize, Rob darlin’ LOL!

Gotta run now, Rita! It's been fun...see you next week!

Thanks for dropping in, Rob!  It’s a date! {OMG!  MuffinPorn… FingerPorn… LipPorn… HairPorn FTMFW!!!}

Crap! And I had about a million more Tybert photos, too!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita

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