Sensual Sunday ~ Dreaming of Rob!

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Ah, dear ladies!

Today, I’m proud to feature a new photo editor/enhancer I discovered on tumblr!

Nere Cullen~DreamingOfRob caught my beady little eye and it’s been a real treat watchin’ her try out new and different techniques on Rob!

Truer words were never spoken! Nere’s streaky blue background highlights Rob beautifully!

I know you all recognize this from a photoshoot for Remember Me, but how cool has Nere made the background? Love that effect!

And, if anyone was ever in doubt about where Rob comes from, she makes it very clear with this edit of Rob and the Union Jack!

Her color / texture play makes this pic pop! Especially the violet colored eyes!

My favorite of her banner attempts!

I don’t know how difficult it is to make everyone in the background b/w, but it’s a great look!

Cool color play on this pic of Rob as Jacob Jankowski!

Love this near sepia but not entirely sepia effect!  {Those jewel-like eyes! Those sweet sweet lips! *THUD!*}

Seems shadow shots are fairly popular nowadays…not that I’m complainin’ LOL!

Nor would I EVER turn down multiple Robgasms!!!

Cause who doesn’t love gettin’ more Rob for your buck?

True dat!!!

Most recently, our girl has been turnin’ out the cutest Rob film posters! Ah, Cedric!

Daniel Gale! Sweetest nerd in the world…one of my favorite Rob characters!

Art..what can I say about Art?!?!  Rob made us believe in him in the end LOL!

We will never forget Tyler Hawkins…

or Jacob Jankowski…

Eric Packer…

or Edward Cullen!

Rob has immortalized each and every one of his characters and Nere has given us some really good RobPorn to stuff our stashes with!

Thank you, Nere, and I hope you don’t mind that I used your pics today!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Let’s Do It!

RobsFan~tasy

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Well, Ladies!

Sorry I’ve been gone for awhile.

I’ve been in a writing funk and can’t seem to dig my way out!

That, plus Rob going into Super Ninja hiding mode, has made this drought a sand storm for me!

Then, I got to thinking…what’s the best cure for a drought?

I tried going for a brisk walk…

It didn’t help! I tried doing some stretching exercises…

Nope! That didn’t work either, so I gave my self a stern talking to…

And realized the best cure for a Rob Drought is sharing RobPorn! DUH! And RobPorn from “Water for Elephants” is the best!

So let’s do it! Let’s fall in love with Rob all over again!

Now that Melbie’s vid has your undivided attention LOL, feast your eyes on one of the best (though there are tons) pictures to come out of WFE!  Sexy Beast in Blue! Sexy Beast in Blue with flat cap LOL! Lordy, just look at the shoulders on our man! Watching Rob play heartbroken Jacob Jankowski coming back to life was a thing of beauty! Going from wide-eyed innocence… to awareness of the darkness beneath all the glitzy glamour… was what made WFE the awesome film that it was! Of course, watching Rob get down and dirty was fun, too! There wasn’t anything he wouldn’t do to make it all look real! I’ll bet he was in far better shape at the end of the film than he was at the beginning LOL! He made it look easy but we know it had to have been a lot of hard work!  From what we’ve heard in various interviews with his co-stars…      Rob was greatly admired for his dedication… humor and camraderie! Seriously,if Coca~Cola doesn’t hire this man as a spokesperson, they’re insane! I’ll bet a lot of hot, thirsty hOOrs would buy it just because Rob’s luscious lips have been on that can!!
 Some people said there was lack of chemistry between Rob and Reese but I beg to differ! At least Rob paid a lot of attention to her boobs, both on set and during the promo tour!

Well, just like in the film, we arrive at The End of this post!

Thanks for revisiting one of my favorite Rob films with me!

Random Rita ~ Checkin’ That Ass!

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Ladies!!

See, I was just tryin’ to reorganize my Pinterest RobPorn collection and came across this photo of Rob during the WFE promo tour in Madrid!

Well, it sent me into a fit of giggles that just won’t quit!

Now, I ask you…is that boy checkin’ out his own ass in a mirror?

Happy Wednesday, y’all!

Rita

Sensual Sunday ~ PCP, My Drug of Choice!

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Good evening, Ladies!

{Sorry, I’m a little late today!}

Now, before you go thinkin’ I done lost my everlovin’ mind, I’m not talkin’ about illegal drugs!  Well, unless you consider Rob a drug…which you know he is LOL!

But, no! PCP = Press Conference Portraits!!!

Star Date:  April 3, 2011

Location: Los Angeles

Event: Press Conference for Water for Elephants

*Gasp!* Rita, are you seriously comparing me to an illegal drug???

Uuuuh! Yeah…I guess I am!

Well, color me confused…mind explaining yourself?

*Gigglesnort!*  You got all night, Rob darlin’?

*Sigh!* You’re about to embarrass me, aren’t you?

Pretty much LMAO!!!

*Deep breath!* OK…hit me!

“Is it in his eyes {Oh no, you’ll be deceived}”

Rita, if you sing the Shoop Shoop song, I’ll turn you over my knee!

*Pout!* Promises, promises!

*Grrrr!* I hate that stupid song!

“Is it in his face? {Oh no, that’s just his charm}”

What’ll it take to make you stop, Rita?

*Snickers!* Beggin’ will do nicely, sweetie!

Then pretty please, with sugar on it…fucking STOP!

Sugar? Ummm… “It’s in his KISS!”

OK! I’ll write you an I.O.U for One Kiss if we ever meet…how’s that?

*Squeeee!* {Rita does the Snoopy Dance of Joy!!!}  Heeey…wait a minute!

What’s wrong, Rita?

Well, crap! The chances of me ever gettin’ to collect is like a gazillion to one!

C’mon, Rita! A gazillion to one is still better than a gazillion to nothing, right?

Don’t have much choice, do it *Groan!*

Stranger things have happened but, no…not really!

Well, promise me this, then…

At this point, I’ll promise you anything to get off my dick!

*Gulp!* {Call the Robulance! Rita just nose-dived into the gutter!}

Focus, Rita! What other promise?

Oh, yeah! I’d like for all your people…you know, like Dean and Nick and everyone…

Yeah? {Where the hell is she going with this?}

I want each of them to carry a copy of that I.O.U. with them at all times…just in case!

You kidding me, right now?

No-puh! Deal or no deal!

And that’s it?

Yes! I don’t want anyone tellin’ me I can’t collect my kiss…if we ever meet! Agreed?

Agreed! {Good thing the odds are stacked in my favor LOL!}

Thank you, Rob! I know you are a man of honor, so I’m pleased with our deal!

Good! Now, back to your explanation of why I’m like a drug?

Damn, baby! I’m so busy imaginin’ kissin’ you, I plumb forgot!

Rita! You are one crazy lady…but you’re MY crazy lady!!!

Damn right, I am! And don’t you forget it!!

Anybody else wanna try explainin’ why Rob is like a drug to us? ‘Cause I KNOW I’m not the only one LMAO!!!

Rita

Sensual Sunday ~ It’s Not Easy Bein’ Green!

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Y’all can just cart me off to the Funny Farm now ’cause I’ve completely lost it LMAO!

Of all the songs to get stuck in my head!?!  Of all the songs to relate to Rob!?!

And when I thought about Rob and the color green, I tried to find any photo anywhere of Rob wearin’ green…a color that just suits him so well!

Closest I could come to being convinced he was wearin’ a green shirt was for the photocall in Barcelona for Water for Elephants on May 1st, 2011…

It’s not that easy being green

Having to spend each day the color of the leaves

When I think it could be nicer being red,

or yellow

or gold

Or something much more colorful like that

It’s not easy being green

It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things

And people tend to pass you over ’cause you’re

Not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water

Or stars in the sky

But green’s the color of Spring

And green can be cool and friendly-like

And green can be big like an ocean, or important

Like a mountain, or tall like a tree

When green is all there is to be

It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why

Wonder, I am green and it’ll do fine, it’s beautiful

And I think it’s what I want to be

Seriously?! Except for the above, and it’s still questionable whether or not it’s some kind of khaki color, The Pretty never…ever wears green!  Not in any photoshoot, personal appearance or pap photo {yeah, I checked)!  Only green I found in any of his films is this…

Am I wrong?

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Sensual Sunday ~ In Rob We Lust!

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Good evening, ladies…well, its evening here LOL!

I’m a little late posting today but it was just too gorgeous to stay inside. I mighta got a pink nose to show for it *gigglesnort!*

Now as to the title of my post, we are all “in lust” with Rob in every way imaginable.  BUT, this is all about Sally, aka InRobWeLust!

Back in March, when I posted “Slave for Rob,” RDMickey1989 said I should check out Sally’s tumblr cause she was a brilliant photo enhancer/editor, right up there with the best of them!

Well, I did check her out and I have since collected quite a stash of RobPorn by the lovely Sally!

Gonna try not to get all wordy and shit and just show you my favorites, but don’t hold me to it LOL!  Just prepare to be dazzled…

Brilliant montage from the Premiere Magazine photoshoot 2012.

Premier of Breaking Dawn 1 in Paris 2011! Goatee and all, Rob’s an angel in this one!

BD1 Promo Tour Barcelona 2011…looks like he trimmed the scruff by then!

Sexy Hobo stalking the streets of Beverly Hills in 2009! Baby rocks the color blue, don’t he?

Graham Norton Show 2011 for the Water for Elephants Promo Tour! Rob was daft side out during most of that interview!

Oh, God! Remember how shocked we all were that he showed up at Comic Con 2011 with half his head shaved? Rob absolutely reveled in all the gasps and groans LMAO!!!

Chateau Marmont 2008.  Am I the only one missing the Rob & Tom Show?

On the set of Remember Me 2009. So many beautiful shots of Rob for that film *sigh!*

This one, still on the set of Remember Me, cracks me the fuck up every time I see it!

Hauntingly beautiful in Bel Ami…not long now til we get the DVD!!

The way Sally colored this Bel Ami still makes it look like a painting…I love that effect!

Sensually lighted still from Breaking Dawn 1.  Damn sexy vampire! DED!!!

Majorly hawt NeckPorn from the Cosmopolis Press Conference in Cannes!

Couldn’t resist sharing Sally’s wicked sense of humor…Cosmopolis Premier Berlin.

I’m up for another threesome! How ’bout you?  Cosmopolis Berlin Portraits.

Fuck me sideways!  Those eyes will be the death of me!  H00r down ~ THUD! {still in Berlin for Cosmopolis}

Just to remind us that Rob is a human being like the rest of us. Remember Me afterparty in London 2010. {Still rocks the color blue!}

Edward {Eclipse} is one smooth motherfucker!  GAH! EyelashPorn…JawPorn…LipPorn!

I think it’s safe to say that THIS edit of Rob’s ass from Bel Ami is the one that put Sally on the map as a master photo editor / enhancer! Can I get an “AMEN” sistas!!!

With that, we’ll paddle off into the sunset with Rob {Malibu April 2012}!

So, was it all you thought it’d be?

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita

Sensual Sunday ~ Happy Birthday, Rob!

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Well, ladies!

I don’t think it’s escaped our attention that today is Rob’s 26th birthday!

Wouldn’t it be fun to wish him a wonderful birthday in the languages related to his films, the countries he’s visited during his promotional tours and, of course, his many fans?

Our sweet Cared from Ireland says…

Breithlá shona duit, Roibeárd!

That man seriously needs to get his butt to Ireland so she can fangirl all over his gorgeous ass!

Wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji urodzin

Rob spoke Polish to Tai/Rosie in Water for Elephants, so I hope Google translated this correctly.  It’s supposed to be “All the Best on Your Birthday” LOL!

Buon compleanno

As much as Melbie loves Rome Rob, we have to say Happy Birthday in Italian, right? {buono means good, not happy but it’s the way they say it}

Tanjoubi omedetou! 誕生日おめでとう。

Awww, Rob was only 19 at the Goblet of Fire Tokyo press conference in 2005.  What a cute puppy!

Joyeux anniversaire!

{Mydenofsin is French…this one’s for you BB!}  New Moon premier in Paris, Novemer 2009.  A little more mature at 23, don’t you think?

Grattis på födelsedagen!

Photocall in Stockholm, October 2011 for Breaking Dawn, Part 1! {Rob’s Swedish fans were VERY enthusiastic that he came to their city LOL!}

Feliz Cumpleaños!

Little Ashes took place in Spain and I absolutely ADORE this photo of Rob as Dali.  {Knowing Exaltada, I’ll bet she’d like to add: “Besos y abrazos de Exaltada!” -> Hugs and kisses from Exaltada!  Me too, darlin’!  Preferably in person LOL!}

Boldog szuletesnapot!

Yes, I know Bel Ami takes place in Paris, BUT it was filmed in Budapest, Hungary! {Love the top hat…LOVE that smile!}

Feliz aniversário!

BWAHAHAHA!  Suuure, I was gonna forget the BEST Rob photo to come out of filming Breaking Dawn in Brazil!

eid mīlad sa’aīd عيد ميلاد سعيد

The official language of Iraq is Modern Arabic, although there are many other dialects.  This is in honor of Rob’s new project!

Gelukkige verjaardag!

Last, but not least, cause I’m American, but live in Holland…Happy Birthday in Dutch and English!

Hope I didn’t forget anyone’s native language…didn’t mean to!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita

Sensual Sunday ~ It’s Barcelona, Baby!!! – Part 1

Well, ladies! A promise is a promise!!

You know how we all swear that Rob is so f*ckin’ beautiful, he takes your breath away? Preachin’ to the choir here, darlin’s!  I had to remind myself to breathe a number of times as I gathered the bounteous beauty that was Rob in Barcelona!

Star date:  May 01, 2011

Event:  Water for Elephants Premier

Location:  Barcelona, Spain

Maybe it was the sultry Spanish air, but Rob seemed to have a really good time in Barcelona! Hell’n it coulda been the cervesa, right?

Let's get this party started!

I loved how comfortable he and Reese were with each other the whole WFE promo tour…wonder what he was saying to her?

Hey, Reese! What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Oh no! Not bad jokes, Rob!

Nacho Cheese!

*Face palm!* Sorry, ladies…I got no say in this today *sigh!* Can we get to the “bounteous beauty,” already? Please??

Awww Rita, you're no fun today!

Well, there’s fun, and then there’s FUN…ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo!!

Alright, then...let's poof us some panties!

*Gulp!* Uh, good start, darlin’!

My Melbie sure knows how to "enhance" me, doesn't she?

*Squeeee!* Hell’n she does have good material to work with, baby! *Holy crap, Melbie!*

Rita, you might wanna see if there're any h00rs still standing!

Rob, darlin’! You’re girls are a lot tougher than you think…we can take as much as you’ve got!! {Don’t think we wouldn’t!}

OK, if you're sure. One more before they stick me in a damn suit again!

*Pickin’ my own self up off the floor!*  Well, if any of you can still walk, let’s follow Rob on over to the red carpet…

Remember what I told you about Rita? {Sure thing, boss...she won't get past me!}

Mr. Sex-on-legs, himself! Rob…suit…loooong legs…red carpet! *THUD!*

{Psst! Hey, Rita! Want me to make Rob giggle for ya?}

Yeah, but…no, but! You’re not gonna…

Hey, Rob! What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boobee!

Oh, hell no! She didn’t!  What’s with all the really bad jokes, today?

She's just pissed off cause she can't get to me LOL!

Hey, I heard that! {Damn straight, I am!} Now, can we move it outside where I can at least imagine myself having the opportunity to breathe the same air?

Seriously, I’m missing that man so bad! Can’t wait for Cannes and beyond!!!

Bring me to my ladies!!!

Just look at him glow! We don’t freak him out as much as we think we do!!

You want me to sign WHAT?

Oops! I stand corrected *gigglesnort!*

You spotted Rita? Where? {Right over there, boss...oh, false alarm..sorry!}

Hah! If I’d been there, I would’ve gone through Dean like a hot knife through butter to get to Rob!

If she is here, she'll never recognize me in these geek glasses LMAO!

Hey, where’d ya go? {Yeah, right *gigglesnort!*}

Lets’s leave Rob with his delusions of anonimity LMAO!  Here’s a gif of the glasses episode….

Obviously, there wasn’t enough room in this post to include the glorious goodies from the Breaking Dawn Part 1 premiere in November, so I hope you’ll all join me next week for Part 2!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita

Sensual Sunday ~ The Pretty in Paris!

Ah, ladies!

Spring is in the air and I hear tell that Paris in the Spring is not to be missed! Now, we’ve all been to Tokyo, Rome and Berlin with Rob here on Sensual Sunday, so why don’t we ask him to sweep us all off to Paris!?!?!

I don’t now about you, but my bags are packed and I’m ready to go!

Oh my, that IS a massive erection!

*Grrrrrrrr!* Don't even go there, little girl?

Eeeep! Busted!!! OK, OK…I’ll TRY and keep it clean, but it’s so hard!

Rita...I'm warning you! Don't do it!

Don’t do what? *whistling and twiddling my thumbs*

I know you, Rita! You won't be able to resist!

Resist what? Ooooh! You mean….

Go ahead and say it...out loud!

Ummm…that’s what she said? *ducks head*

Rita, you are incorrigible! I don't know why I put up with you!

Well, because you love all your fans, right? See? I’ve got proof….

Aw crap! I didn't mean to make her cry!

Don’t worry about it, Rob darlin’! She just loves you so much, it leaked out of her eyes!

But...I don't understand this! It's the characters I play, right? Not me!

Weeell, yeah, we love: Gieselher, Rawdy, Cedric, Toby, Daniel, Art, Richard, Salvador, Tyler, Jacob, Georges, Eric and, of course, Edward, but only because YOUR beautiful heart and soul brought them to life!

OK...that kinda makes sense, I guess!

Hey! You know, those natives who didn’t like having their photos taken ’cause they were afraid it was stealing their souls might not have been crazy, after all! LMAO!!

Rita! Once again, you crack me the fuck up! LOL!

Aw, Rob! Flattery will get you everywhere LMAO!

I'll remember you said that! Laters, baby! MWAH!

HOLY F*CK!!!!! And the man wonders why we can’t get enough! *THUD!*

Sorry, ladies!  Rob distracted me…again!  So, just to remind  you of the timeline, Rob’s been in Paris 3 times for personal appearances {no, I’m not counting this year’s Paris Fashion Week}…

New Moon – November 10, 2009

Water for Elephants – April 28, 2011

Breaking Dawn, Part 1 – October 23, 2011

That’s all, folks!

Happy Easter, ya’ll!

Rita

Wandering…Lips!

I hope that you all had a wonderful Valentine’s Day!! Today’s post is inspired by Midnight Cougar. She gave me this great idea and then lo and behold…when I woke up in the morning it looked like someone had read our minds! All around yesterday was Rob and his lips. They were on  Popsugar’s 30 most memorable kisses. the new TV spot featuring DuRob kissing his costars, and these awesome videos by HisHandsObsessed (that we will get to later).

So here’s what Rob himself has said about kissing, “I always get carried away when I’m kissing. I just go nuts! Walking away after it is the strangest moment for me. It’s embarrassing – not knowing what to say to each other.” Well Rob, I think there’s a few ladies that might help you out with that!

I know what you’re thinking. Enough talking and let’s get to the lips!! Okay, okay.

We have to start out with a first kiss. And let me just say, if this is the way the boy gives a FIRST kiss, we are all ded!!!

And after some more practice it really gets going.

Sometimes it’s more than just the lips that wander.

Is it getting hot in here? Wow! Rob has done all kinds of kisses. From chaste forehead kissing, to man on man kisses, to full-blown passion and these  next videos have them all! And even if you’ve seen them before they are so worth watching again, and again and again.

Here’s part one with the song I thought of immediately when I think about kisses.

Part 2 takes us all the way to Breaking Dawn and starts to turn up the heat.

How are you holding up? I’m thinking if you haven’t changed your shamanties yet, you will after this! This one is packed with passion.

Whew!! Barely made it through that one without spontaneously combusting! I think HisHandsObsessed used almost every Rob kiss known to womankind. I say almost because I think there is one more that is so classic, so amazing and let’s face it, kinda hot. It has kisses on the lips, forehead and a kiss on the hand all rolled into one!

Oh yes! I think that the Taybert  kiss was a definite top kiss moment!! Shows that our guy is willing to do anything to make a good show. Now let’s see that one more time!

I bet you never thought you’d wish you were Lautner, now did you?  After all this I’m thinking next time I see Rob I’m going for a kiss!!! Screw Dean, it will be so worth it   So ladies, what is your favorite Rob kiss? And don’t worry, we’ll focus on Breaking Dawn later! And I can’t wait for more kissing to come!

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