Sensual Sunday ~ Black and White Tease!

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Good mornin’, Ladies!

The dark, cold days of winter have me wishin’ for the warm, sunny days of summer!

You know…the days when Rob’s wearin’ way less clothes LMAO!!!

Cause, don’t he look FINE in those cool, soft tees we all love? Rob has a wide collection of them, but give me plain ol’ black or white t-shirts any day!

Especially, the V-neck tees that show just a little bit of chest hair! {Oh, sweet button-fly jeans…how I miss thee LOL!}

Rob’s hands in his pants…thumbs pointin’ to the Promised Land!

Black tee, dirty jeans and bare feet…sweeeet!

OK, the FingerPorn was what drew me to this one LOL!

Please tell me HHP didn’t get rope burned!

When Rob looks like he’s enjoyin’ himself, he lights up my world!

Oh, crap! This has got to be one of the hottest shots ever made of The Pretty!

Can’t get enough the SexHair/FingerPorn combination LOL!

See what I mean? Wonder if Rob’s hair is as soft and silky as it looks!

We don’t get much Adam’s apple Porn, so I treasure this photo!

What would YOU do if Rob tapped you on the shoulder while you were tryin’ to work?

You know, much as I love Rob in bed with a white t-shirt, I’d prefer NO t-shirt at all LOL!

The man does NOT need to wear clothes in bed…just sayin’!

Even beat the hell up, Rob is HAWT!!

Excuse me while I get back in bed with Rob for a minute LOL!

Do I envy his leadin’ ladies? Is the Pope Catholic???

Sorry, couldn’t resist another roll in the hay with HHH!

Long and lean Rob just does something to me…if you know what I mean and I think you do!

Hello biceps!

Once again, the FingerPorn steals the show LOL!

If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable​. — Robert Pattinson

Well, it sounds like something Rob might say…who knows if he really said this!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Sensual Sunday ~ Futuristic Fantasy!!!

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Oh, ladies!

The last few days have been dark and cold, in more ways than one, and I’m needin’ to get to my happy place in the worst way!

So, c’mere! I’m takin’ you all with me!

Remember the Caitlin Cronenberg photoshoot Rob did for Vogue L’Uomo? Were you just as shocked as I was at the surreality of it? The fantasticness of it? Yeah, it was kinda weird at first but, the more I looked at Rob in all the strange clothes and poses, the more fascinated I became!

In his last interview with Jimmy Fallon, Rob called the hardware on the coat ”Nipple Armory!”  Someone else called them ”Butt Plugs!” Either way, they look ouchy as hell!

Didn’t take long for our enhancers extraordinaire to swing into action! This futuristic banner was made by Jules {Creations by Jules}!

Cray4kstew shows us the coat without all the scary stuff! No distraction from Rob’s “Mile High” hair LMAO!

Sally {InRobWeLust} made this brilliant two-fer {two for one} and shared it on tumblr!!!

This is more like the messy hair we love to see on Rob, with a closer look at the Butt Plugs {uh, I don’t think so!}

Personally, I’d like a better look at that full-finger ring! But, I’ll settle for Rob’s beautiful eyes in this Francies67 edit!

This edit I snagged from TinyPixie looks like a paintin’…again, his eyes are simply mezmerizin’!

Rob in red on red! Gotta say, I’m lovin’ the fingerware!

A Pattinsonworld edit gives us the close-up we all crave!

Francies67 changed the color from red to grey, which immediately made me think of…

this poster from Stanley Kubric’s film, A Clockwork Orange! Damn kinky/creepy film, in its day!

Rob usin’ his middle finger in this shot…subliminal message to the paps?

Another Pattinsonworld edit showcasin’ all the metal studs on Rob’s bad boy leather jacket!

Don’t know about you, but I sure wanna crawl into the back seat of that car with Rob!

Something about this shot is very Count of Monte Cristo…ish!

Rob looks HOT, in more ways than one! {Well, it WAS shot in the desert LOL!}

But I needed a closer look at his eyes cause I swear they used mascara and eyeliner on him!

Now, the pointy shit on The Pretty’s eyes was a real “whoa…WTF!” moment LMAO!!!

Somehow, the thin straps on his forehead make ‘em kinda…well, sexy???

Rob said {again, on Jimmy Fallon} that he felt like a 45 year old divorced guy when he hoisted himself into those painted on, skin-tight leather pants!  I disagree vehemently!!!

But, why couldn’t that long, silvery metal scarf have been waaaay shorter IYKWIMAITYD?!

Give Rob a dashin’ rapier and a mask, and we’d have our new Zorro!

Thankin’ Mississippibellalis for the multiple Robgasms!!!!

Black leather jacket, tight leather pants, greasy leather chaps and a leather pirate’s tricorn? Now, I LUV Rob in leather, but I’m guessin’ Miss Caitlin couldn’t decide what “look” she was goin’ for LOL!

Need a better quality close-up of Rob’s face in that crazy hat!

Lastly, Mississippibellasis made this painting-like gif…love the changing colors!

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Can’t leave you without sharin’ this other Veranajj vid I found! She’s freakin’ awesome!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Through the Haze

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Dear Rob, I heard you quit smoking so I did something for you and the RA Girls!

“What did you do?”

I wrote a poem about you and smoking!

Well I did! Here, read it for yourself love!

Some of us smoke, some of us don’t,

 

Rob use to but now he won’t.

He always made it look so cool,

Even non-smokers took time to ~drool~

I remember all the wonderful days,

I first saw his face through the haze.

How he gloried in a smoke,

Our beautiful British bloke.

In every movie, he could be seen,

Smoking when he wasn’t on screen.

I remember all the wonderful days,

I first saw his face through the haze.

So I write this poem to reminisce,

About Rob smoking that I’ll miss,

And all the wonderful smoking shots,

From the photo shoots that got us so hot,

I’ll remember all the wonderful days,

I first saw his face through the haze.

But oh my angels, don’t you mourn,

Because with this loss, a new habit was born,

So my hOOrs don’t be forlorn,

Because now we have some Toothpick Porn!!!

And something that will make all your drawers jaws drop,

Rob having his way with a Lollipop!

Through the Haze by RF

So Rob, what did you think?

Awww come on Darlin’! You mean you didn’t like it?

Aww, Thank you Rob! ~blushblush~

Well girls, here’s a little bit of video fun for you…

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

Monday MotU Madness…NSFW!

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Good Morning Ladies. It’s Monday and you know I ain’t about to let you start a Monday off with the Blues. I think we should start it of with RED instead. Red Hot that is. As promised I’m bringing you a “Master of the Universe, Fifty Shades Video” tribute. So Brace youselves and IF you’re working wait till you get home!!! Cause if you don’t and your boss catches you watching this he/she is going to look at you like this…

So just to make sure I have your FULL attention…

Heh heh heh I knew that would work. Oh those hips just Bring all kinds of pervetry to my dirty mind.

This first Fifty Vid is about 98 % Exactly the way I pictured Fifty’s House looking. This thing screams sexy Fifty Shades….

This next lady is just amazing. She makes her own vids, she makes amazing Banners and gifs, Videos, writes FF, Writes sings and produces her own songs and I’m sure there is tons more. I am of course talking about the amazing Betti Gefecht…

This Next one was made by our very own Maggie!!! *waves* Hey BB!! I Love this song with this vid!!

**WARNING** Mild female nudety in this VID!!! If you are easily offended, under 21 or at work STOP NOW!!!

And once again I have to leave you with our very own pervy ol cougar mama’s FABULOUS Work! I swear Melbie! This song is so durhty!! LOL But so fitting for Fifty!!!

Well that’s all from me this week mah friends. Hope you enjoyed your Holiday weekend!

“Laters BBez”

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Wandering…Lips!

I hope that you all had a wonderful Valentine’s Day!! Today’s post is inspired by Midnight Cougar. She gave me this great idea and then lo and behold…when I woke up in the morning it looked like someone had read our minds! All around yesterday was Rob and his lips. They were on  Popsugar’s 30 most memorable kisses. the new TV spot featuring DuRob kissing his costars, and these awesome videos by HisHandsObsessed (that we will get to later).

So here’s what Rob himself has said about kissing, “I always get carried away when I’m kissing. I just go nuts! Walking away after it is the strangest moment for me. It’s embarrassing – not knowing what to say to each other.” Well Rob, I think there’s a few ladies that might help you out with that!

I know what you’re thinking. Enough talking and let’s get to the lips!! Okay, okay.

We have to start out with a first kiss. And let me just say, if this is the way the boy gives a FIRST kiss, we are all ded!!!

And after some more practice it really gets going.

Sometimes it’s more than just the lips that wander.

Is it getting hot in here? Wow! Rob has done all kinds of kisses. From chaste forehead kissing, to man on man kisses, to full-blown passion and these  next videos have them all! And even if you’ve seen them before they are so worth watching again, and again and again.

Here’s part one with the song I thought of immediately when I think about kisses.

Part 2 takes us all the way to Breaking Dawn and starts to turn up the heat.

How are you holding up? I’m thinking if you haven’t changed your shamanties yet, you will after this! This one is packed with passion.

Whew!! Barely made it through that one without spontaneously combusting! I think HisHandsObsessed used almost every Rob kiss known to womankind. I say almost because I think there is one more that is so classic, so amazing and let’s face it, kinda hot. It has kisses on the lips, forehead and a kiss on the hand all rolled into one!

Oh yes! I think that the Taybert  kiss was a definite top kiss moment!! Shows that our guy is willing to do anything to make a good show. Now let’s see that one more time!

I bet you never thought you’d wish you were Lautner, now did you?  After all this I’m thinking next time I see Rob I’m going for a kiss!!! Screw Dean, it will be so worth it   So ladies, what is your favorite Rob kiss? And don’t worry, we’ll focus on Breaking Dawn later! And I can’t wait for more kissing to come!

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Tonguing It Tuesday – Bite Me Baby!

A few days ago on Facebook, a friend of mine, Rosie posted this pic….

And, the first inappropriate thought that went through my pervy head at the thoughts of Rob biting were…*fans self*

RAWRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Then I thought F*ck Me not Gently, BITE ME BABY! I need to do a T.I.T. Biting Post ’cause it’s pretty damn sexy when Rob bites his bottom lip!

Then another friend of mine, Southern Fanfiction Review, said, “MC, you might want to look at my Tumblr blog – that is my speciality. I nab any picture of him biting that precious plump lip!” So, of course being the Robporn biting lovin’ h00r that I am, I did exactly that… AND… Please enjoy ladies…

Hell yes, if you insist!

An oldie but goody from 2008 - Biting & Beanie! Adorable!

Wild Sex-hair, Scruffporn and Lip Biting! F*cking Hell!

Hmm...I had to include this with him biting his tongue & his thumb.....Damn!

YUM! When he bites his lip....*shiver*

More dirty thoughts...Rob...elephant trunk....biting.... *runs off to change shamanties*

Anyone else have pervy thoughts of Rob & biting & his....... elephant appendage?!

I never realized how often he Bites his sexy smiling lips! *swoon*

Ooh he looks naughty here! Matches all my raunchy thoughts...

This pic in black & white...*SWOON*

Damn he looks gorgeous here! Bite Me Baby!

This is one of my favs via Jolori…

Good God! That intense stare while biting his lip... & the scruffy Jawporn.... *fans vajayjay*

A Triple Tease Play! *WET & DED* Lord have mercy on my vajayjay!

No sexy-hair, but still sexy as hell biting that luscious plump lip! *UNF*

This is all WIN!

And, since it is TONGUING It Tuesday and we’re focusing on Rob’s luscious mouth….

God, this man is gonna kill this Rob h00r! BITE, SUCK & LICK those lips and tongue! *hoor down*

*UNF* What to do, what to do with that WET tongue & teeth...BITE ME BABY!

HOLY HELL! *WET*

*All the way baby!*

There you have it RA ladies, I hope Rob bit into your Robporn thrills today! Special Thanks to Rosie & SFR for the idea & all the Robporn pics! Now, bring on some more Biteporn and please share your favourites!

MC

Tonguing It Tuesday Robporn – Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition

WooHoo! I have a treat for you this week RA lovelies! Melbie Toast is joining me as my co-host and we all know what a Robporn Specialist she is in our Rob World!

This week’s post “Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition” was inspired by Melbie when she tagged me on Facebook in this edit of hers…

Melbie said, "Twilight Premiere 2008 vs. Breaking Dawn Premiere 2011 - in Los Angeles... oh my when you really compare like this he has grown up so much!!! Into a very sexy fully grown manly MAN!"

Yes, I couldn’t agree more, Rob is like a fine wine…just get’s better with age! Now, why did I include the word Sensuous in today’s post title, you might ask or you might not care? Well, I was trying to think of the perfect adjective to describe Rob in a Suit…and MANY came to mind along with sexy, but “sensuous usually implies gratification of the senses for the sake of aesthetic pleasure”  and “aethetic pleasure is… how people experience beauty” and well, we all know the Beauty of “The Pretty” and what he does sensuously to us woman (& some men)… *sigh* *giggles* See, and who the hell said Robporn wasn’t educational?! lmao

I digress, so let’s get this Suitporn party started because I have lots of incredible pics for you courtesy of Melbie. She went through her incredible Robporn Collection to pick out some of her favourites to share with us, but first let’s read Melbie’s observations about Rob is a suit…

Although Rob looks absolutely scrumptious in his button-fly jeans (or any jeans for that matter, buy especially those button-flys), a band T-shirt ( or any T-Shirt), his beanie or ballcap —- Mr. Sex on Legs absolutely knows how to Rock a Suit right out of the park. Yes SuitWard, with his long lean just-enough-muscled body, those long long sexy legs and and arms, was made to fill out a suit perfectly…especially since Rob tends to wear his suits “tight”… thus revealing to us drooling women the perfect contours of his perfect ass… (or RobButt, if you will)…. and sometimes, yes… the “RobCrotch”… which of course causes us to not only “drool”, but fall onto the floor in a dead faint. (Just sayin’) 

Some of Rob’s earlier photos where he is Rockin’ the Suit were taken at the London or Los Angeles Premieres of Twilight back in 2008, and if you compare those photos to SuitWard Rob at the recent Breaking Dawn premieres, one can only notice that Rob is not only “filling out” nicely in his chest and shoulders as he ages, he is really now SOFA KING HOT when he wears a suit (especially a black or grey one, IMO) we not only drool at his sexy hot body, we gasp, pant, and can only manage to utter an un-intelligible string of drivel such as, “ung”, “nom nom nom”, “unf unf”…etc.  Of course, Rob not only Rocks a Suit at film premieres, when he wears a period suit in Bel Ami or Water for Elephants, or the wedding tuxedo in Breaking Dawn… he is also totally drool-gasp-faint-worthy indeed!

Oh we have so much to look forward to…. more premieres, more films, where Rob will be Rockin’ more and more suits!!

xoxo from Melbie

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*MC sweeps hand out* Your Suitporn, m’ ladies….

*PERFECTION* That sexy look at the Japan Press Conference - Twilight 2008.....OMFG first time this h00r seriously melted for Rob. I swear every Rob lovin' woman around the world was WET!

Of course we can't do Cannes Rob 2009 without the famous Leg-spread shot *cocks my head to the side to get a better view of....well yeah his...*

Rob in a Tux at the Oscars 2009? *DED*

Incredibly smooth & sexy here at New Moon Premiere LA *swoon*

Some Eclipse shots of the unique red Suit…..

While not one of my favs, I thought he was so amazing to be Rockin' the Red Suit & only Rob could pull this off.! (unknown source for this image)

This is absolutely incredible!

*source: creationsbyjules*

WFE movie Première shots from Melbie…

WFE in Paris.....Jawporn along with that Suitporn kills me!

To quote Rita, "SEX ON FIRE!"

Let’s Double Our Pleasure with this one….

Gives new meaning to 'two is better than one'!

There is something indescribable about this pic from Sydney....he's just so damn gorgeous! *UNF* "RobCrotch"

And I had to include the famous (or infamous whichever you prefer) brown suit from the Berlin Première…

It's original and unique, but aren't those two of the qualities we love most about Rob?!

Beautiful profile! God, that scruffy lickable Jaw *swoon*

Then we have him COCKteasing us at the WFE Première in London. *pull your pants just a little tighter Rob 'cause I see zipper action*

To start off some Breaking Dawn Suitporn pics let’s take it casual for a change….

Casual and content! So perfect!!

Now we have a Fan Event photo enhanced by Melbie, IMO what she did here is incredible…

F*uck-hawt MAN alert!!

Let’s *ZOOM* that photo ’cause I spy with my pervy eye some Paris p33n!!

F*ck me not gently!

Everyone still with me? Sort of? lol *charging defibrillator*

More Breaking Dawn Suitporn? Okay twist my rubber arm…

Hello Sexy Senatorward *giggles*

*TAKE IT OFF!!!!!!!* Pretty please? I'll beg....really, no shame here...

And one more because THIS has to be one of my all-time favourite Suitporn shots of Rob in Berlin 2011 for BD…..

F*ucking Hell!! The black suit REALLY does it for me! *fans vajayjay*

*BD Suit Collage from Thinking of Rob*

I would like to share a few of Jolori’s amazing creations to wet your panties….I mean whistle…

The casual suit is so sexy on him too! "Gawd he is so gorgeous beyond words!" - said Jolori.

Jolori said, "this one did me in /\__/\_____________________ DED"

The famous Details shoot ’cause yeah…Black & White  and so incredibly sensual….

What a "RobCrotch" shot! *Holy Hell this h00r is down*

To finish off this Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition of T.I.T I thought we should thrill you with some Rob’s movie shots. But, first this video by LeaLoves007 who did a WFE Tux video…

Now, some of Melbie’s enhancements….

Robowski in a tuxedo is gorgeous! *So many fantasies involving that bowtie*

DuRob in a stunning period Suit in Bel Ami… *cumming… soon I hope ’cause Naked-assporn?!…no words*

DuRob looking sexy in 19C formal attire! And...um..yeah..the cane? *so many options*

And a Cosmopolis shot from Pattinson Life…

I had to include this even though he’s not in a total suit, just the pinstripe jacket, but it’s what Melbie dubs ‘Rob as Domward’ and he’s so f*ucking HOT!

*runs off to grab the handcuffs & whipping crop*

If anyone is still  breathing and able to watch another video, I have a special treat for you and made especially for today’s post by my incredibly talented friend, tropicnebula (aka Bobby Dupea Cullen) entitled “Suit Rob”…

And, T.I.T. wouldn’t be complete without some tongue….

*WFE Sydney*

Well, RA ladies, it was one hell of a Tonguing It Tuesday – Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition! Thank you to  Jolori, who freely allows us to use her amazing creations and Bobby for creating that perfect ‘Suit Rob’ video for today! And, Many Many THANKS to the lovely Melbie Toast! I was so thrilled that she accepted my offer to be my co-host today, she really is a wonderfully talented lady who I am very honoured to call my friend.

Also, today is Melbie’s Birthday, so please join me in wishing her a Very Happy Birthday from all of us here at Rob Attack!

Melbie said, "He is handing me my ticket to the cinema to see Bel Ami, so he can KILL me already..." What a perfect Birthday present that would be...we hope Melbie's wish comes true!!

Now,  we know there are many more gorgeous shots of Rob Suitporn out there and it was difficult to choose which ones to use today, so please share with us your favourites!

MC

Tonguing it Tuesday Robporn: Bel Ami Edition

Yes, it’s Tuesday again! And somewhere in the world (Belgium, to be exact) lucky h00rs are having multiple panty poofing moments watching Bel Ami on the big screen. If only we all lived in Belgium or could get there easily. Most of us unfortunately have to wait til March, or later. So let’s brighten up the day with our own little DuRob fest! (all quotes from the novel)

“And there’s no mistake. He’s Georges Duroy. I’m still covered in bruises from the awful old bed of his”

Not that any of us mind being bruised by him or his bed

“And what do you enjoy?”

gulp...You, we enjoy you

“I wanted you so much.”

Really? We have been waiting for you to say that.

”Oh my darling Bel-Ami, I love you more and more every day.” ‘Their cab was rocking like a ship at sea. His mind was on Madame Walter’

You can call us Madame Anything with a stance like that

  ”Why not?  It’s fools and innocents who are always being taken in”

So you're game? There's a whole mansion of h00rs here ready to be your Madames.

“Yes you’re right.  I am a fool – no, an idiot.  Isn’t that what you said?  Love makes idiots of us all”

Well, if you're going to be upset take it out in the RRoP.

 ”When can I see you on your own so that I can tell you how much I love you”

shhh! Don't tell the others but I'll meet you in the penthouse.

“I will never be your mistress.  Do you understand?”

Well, maybe you can persuade me.

So while I spend some time in this little ole fantasy world, why don’t you ladies enjoy this wonderful video someone posted on facebook.

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So who’s lucky enough to live in Belgium? Give us your Bel Ami review in the comments! If not, what are looking forward to seeing? And show us YOUR favorite BA moments so far!

All gifs from Robert Pattinson Life

Monday Madness…I’m such a tease!

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Good Morning Ladies,

 

After Rita’s F*ck hawt post yesterday I knowed I was doomed! I Usually write my posts the day they are due, I work well under pressure *usually* But it was a no go today. So I did what I usually do and ran to Rita for help!! LOL 

You all know I “go a little mad sometimes right?” yeah, I thought you did so…Imma have to put in a huge (and hopefully a team) effort into my Next post and What you have here is a Teaser post for next Thursday…

 

 

 

If I were you I’d be thinking Satin Sheets and…heh heh what ever your pervy minds can dream up Cause this Thursday will be an interactive post! Be ready and don’t miss it! And That is all I’m saying! I am such a Tease!! LOL

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

 

Tonguing it Tuesday Robporn: Let’s talk about SEX, baby!

Yep, I knew that title would get your attention. And I don’t think you need me to tell you that this is possibly NSFW, but there it is anyway. I’m bringing out the big guns today, in honor of DuRob and the new Bel Ami trailer! We all know DuRob is an amoral character that uses SEX to gain his power in society. So I thought it might be fun to take a look back at some of our favorite sex moments so far. I hope you all survive! And that I survive long enough to press the publish button!!

I think we should start off nice and slow. This man’s just a beginner but boy does he have some moves.

Especially when he takes it all off!

And let’s go a little bit lower, shall we…

Yep, Robowski is pretty steamy! Next we have another virgin in the bedroom but he does have vampiric strength going for him.

Looks better than the “general movement” if you ask me! Let’s take a closer look:

Just as I suspected…THRUSTING!!! Wow! This one is also fab in the bedroom! As long as you don’t care about your furniture

Is it getting hot in here? Now that we are all warmed up,  here’s a guy that has a little more experience.

And a little more passion…

In my opinion, this is the sexiest love scene that we’ve seen from Rob so far. So sexy in fact that it needs a whole video dedicated to it!

And finally, the man of the hour. Mister Georges DuRob, himself!!! This man just oozes sex.

And not just with one woman, of course.

We won’t be able to see any of the good stuff until next year (hopefully on the dates that have been released). So we’ll just have to settle on a little more THRUSTING!!

And in case any of you are still with us…here’s the new trailer to help get us even more excited!

Well, I’m off to go recover from all the hawtness! Tell us your fave Rob sex moments and what you are looking forward to in Bel Ami, and Cosmopolis for that matter.

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