Let’s Do It!

RobsFan~tasy

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Well, Ladies!

Sorry I’ve been gone for awhile.

I’ve been in a writing funk and can’t seem to dig my way out!

That, plus Rob going into Super Ninja hiding mode, has made this drought a sand storm for me!

Then, I got to thinking…what’s the best cure for a drought?

I tried going for a brisk walk…

It didn’t help! I tried doing some stretching exercises…

Nope! That didn’t work either, so I gave my self a stern talking to…

And realized the best cure for a Rob Drought is sharing RobPorn! DUH! And RobPorn from “Water for Elephants” is the best!

So let’s do it! Let’s fall in love with Rob all over again!

Now that Melbie’s vid has your undivided attention LOL, feast your eyes on one of the best (though there are tons) pictures to come out of WFE!  Sexy Beast in Blue! Sexy Beast in Blue with flat cap LOL! Lordy, just look at the shoulders on our man! Watching Rob play heartbroken Jacob Jankowski coming back to life was a thing of beauty! Going from wide-eyed innocence… to awareness of the darkness beneath all the glitzy glamour… was what made WFE the awesome film that it was! Of course, watching Rob get down and dirty was fun, too! There wasn’t anything he wouldn’t do to make it all look real! I’ll bet he was in far better shape at the end of the film than he was at the beginning LOL! He made it look easy but we know it had to have been a lot of hard work!  From what we’ve heard in various interviews with his co-stars…      Rob was greatly admired for his dedication… humor and camraderie! Seriously,if Coca~Cola doesn’t hire this man as a spokesperson, they’re insane! I’ll bet a lot of hot, thirsty hOOrs would buy it just because Rob’s luscious lips have been on that can!!
 Some people said there was lack of chemistry between Rob and Reese but I beg to differ! At least Rob paid a lot of attention to her boobs, both on set and during the promo tour!

Well, just like in the film, we arrive at The End of this post!

Thanks for revisiting one of my favorite Rob films with me!

Something to Celebrate ~ Melbie Toast!

RobsFan~tasy

Good morning, ladies!

And what a wonderful morning it is because we are celebrating our beloved cougar momma MelbieToast’s BIRTHDAY!!!

Let’s face it, this fandom just wouldn’t be the same without our Melbie! She may not know it, or realize it, but she is nearly as famous among “Rob’s Girls” as  Rob is himself {almost}!

I know some of the things that suckered me into this fandom in a BIG WAY and showed me Rob’s incredible beauty were Melbie Toast’s videos and beautiful edits!

I met Melbie back in the days of RAoR and, bless her, she followed us here to RA during the big migration. She’s been one of our biggest supporters, pimping our posts to her many followers via tumblr and FB, and unselfishly shares her work with us for the pleasure of us all!”

No one expresses every Rob hOOr and Angel’s inner feelings and desires for Rob better than Melbie through her music choices like Mad About the Boy, I Only Want to Be With You, I Know Him By Heart, and He’s So Fine!

She brought our fantasies to life with Slow Hand, Feelin Love, and Nobody Does it Better.

Melbie told 50 Shades exactly what we all would like from him with Call My Name!

But, for me, all of her beatiful work pales in comparison to what IS {in my humble opinion} her Masterpiece, Oh My God!

I stumbled onto the “Oh My God” video, made by Melbie back in March of 2010, and I have never looked back. To this day, this song remains the most played on my iPod and ALWAYS, ALWAYS makes me think of Rob! That’s Melbie’s gift to all of us, not just her gorgeous edits, or her entertaini​ng, sexy, hawt videos, but the fact that she puts Rob into our lives every day and does it in such a way that we will always carry them both with us.

Thank You, Mel, for all that you do, for the way you do it, and just for being you!

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RF pretty much says it all, when it comes to praisin’ the heavens for bringin’ Melbie into all our lives!

But, this I know about Melbie! Just mention the words Rome and Rob to her in the same sentence and she goes absolutely ”doolally” LMAO!!!

It’s not hard to see why…

And, when Melbie calls Rob “Sexy Beast,” this is what she means!

However, the thing that makes Melbie completely lose all control of her girly bits is any kind of reference to Fifty Shades!

This is Melbie’s most recent Fifty’s quote edit…you can see the rest of them in MY very favorite Melbie vid, REMEMBERING FIFTY SHADES – Master of the Universe!

Happy birthday, Melbie darlin’! We love you more than words can say!

Sensual Sunday ~ The Birthday Hangover!

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Good afternoon, ladies!

Well, after a whole week of partying with our friends to celebrate Rob’s 26th birthday, I didn’t know if I’d even have the energy to  get out of bed this morning!

Hell’n I wonder if Rob survived his own birthday bash! Let’s go find out, shall we?

Knock, knock!! {cracks open Rob’s bedroom door} *Shhhhhh!*

Zzzzzzzz…..

*Whispers* Awwww, he’s still asleep! Just look at him…precious angel! But, not for long…

ROB! Wake up! You got company!!

Zzz…wha…? Rita? What the fuck?

Open them pretty eyes, baby!

Damnit, woman! It’s the ass crack of dawn…what’re you doing here?

You’re in my time zone, darlin’, and it’s way past NOON! I just came by to see how you was feelin’!

Like Hell, if you must know…can’t I just go back to sleep?

Anythin’ I can do to make you feel better, angel? Breakfast in bed, maybe?

*Groan!* God, Rita! Don’t even mention food to me right now!

Well, come on down to the kitchen, then, and I’ll make you some coffee…how’s that sound?

Strong and black, if you don’t mind, thanks!

Sure thing, baby! Comin’ right up!

Owww, my head is killing me!

You want a couple aspirin for your headache, darlin’?

You got some? Yeah, that’d be great…you’re a star, Rita!

No problem, hon! You startin’ to feel a little bit better?

Umm, yeah, thanks.  Rita? I appreciate all your help, but I really need to get my ass in gear!

*Gigglesnort!* You goin’ out lookin’ like that?  What WILL the neighbors think? BWAHAHAHA!

Huh? Aw, hell, Rita!

Have a good day, Rob! Laters BB! MWAH!!!

*Pssst!* Ladies! Don’t tell Rita, but her coffee sucks ass! Had to find a Starbucks FAST!!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita

Sensual Sunday ~ It’s Barcelona, Baby!!! – Part 1

Well, ladies! A promise is a promise!!

You know how we all swear that Rob is so f*ckin’ beautiful, he takes your breath away? Preachin’ to the choir here, darlin’s!  I had to remind myself to breathe a number of times as I gathered the bounteous beauty that was Rob in Barcelona!

Star date:  May 01, 2011

Event:  Water for Elephants Premier

Location:  Barcelona, Spain

Maybe it was the sultry Spanish air, but Rob seemed to have a really good time in Barcelona! Hell’n it coulda been the cervesa, right?

Let's get this party started!

I loved how comfortable he and Reese were with each other the whole WFE promo tour…wonder what he was saying to her?

Hey, Reese! What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Oh no! Not bad jokes, Rob!

Nacho Cheese!

*Face palm!* Sorry, ladies…I got no say in this today *sigh!* Can we get to the “bounteous beauty,” already? Please??

Awww Rita, you're no fun today!

Well, there’s fun, and then there’s FUN…ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo!!

Alright, then...let's poof us some panties!

*Gulp!* Uh, good start, darlin’!

My Melbie sure knows how to "enhance" me, doesn't she?

*Squeeee!* Hell’n she does have good material to work with, baby! *Holy crap, Melbie!*

Rita, you might wanna see if there're any h00rs still standing!

Rob, darlin’! You’re girls are a lot tougher than you think…we can take as much as you’ve got!! {Don’t think we wouldn’t!}

OK, if you're sure. One more before they stick me in a damn suit again!

*Pickin’ my own self up off the floor!*  Well, if any of you can still walk, let’s follow Rob on over to the red carpet…

Remember what I told you about Rita? {Sure thing, boss...she won't get past me!}

Mr. Sex-on-legs, himself! Rob…suit…loooong legs…red carpet! *THUD!*

{Psst! Hey, Rita! Want me to make Rob giggle for ya?}

Yeah, but…no, but! You’re not gonna…

Hey, Rob! What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boobee!

Oh, hell no! She didn’t!  What’s with all the really bad jokes, today?

She's just pissed off cause she can't get to me LOL!

Hey, I heard that! {Damn straight, I am!} Now, can we move it outside where I can at least imagine myself having the opportunity to breathe the same air?

Seriously, I’m missing that man so bad! Can’t wait for Cannes and beyond!!!

Bring me to my ladies!!!

Just look at him glow! We don’t freak him out as much as we think we do!!

You want me to sign WHAT?

Oops! I stand corrected *gigglesnort!*

You spotted Rita? Where? {Right over there, boss...oh, false alarm..sorry!}

Hah! If I’d been there, I would’ve gone through Dean like a hot knife through butter to get to Rob!

If she is here, she'll never recognize me in these geek glasses LMAO!

Hey, where’d ya go? {Yeah, right *gigglesnort!*}

Lets’s leave Rob with his delusions of anonimity LMAO!  Here’s a gif of the glasses episode….

Obviously, there wasn’t enough room in this post to include the glorious goodies from the Breaking Dawn Part 1 premiere in November, so I hope you’ll all join me next week for Part 2!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita

Monday MotU Madness…NSFW!

RobsFan~tasy

Good Morning Ladies. It’s Monday and you know I ain’t about to let you start a Monday off with the Blues. I think we should start it of with RED instead. Red Hot that is. As promised I’m bringing you a “Master of the Universe, Fifty Shades Video” tribute. So Brace youselves and IF you’re working wait till you get home!!! Cause if you don’t and your boss catches you watching this he/she is going to look at you like this…

So just to make sure I have your FULL attention…

Heh heh heh I knew that would work. Oh those hips just Bring all kinds of pervetry to my dirty mind.

This first Fifty Vid is about 98 % Exactly the way I pictured Fifty’s House looking. This thing screams sexy Fifty Shades….

This next lady is just amazing. She makes her own vids, she makes amazing Banners and gifs, Videos, writes FF, Writes sings and produces her own songs and I’m sure there is tons more. I am of course talking about the amazing Betti Gefecht…

This Next one was made by our very own Maggie!!! *waves* Hey BB!! I Love this song with this vid!!

**WARNING** Mild female nudety in this VID!!! If you are easily offended, under 21 or at work STOP NOW!!!

And once again I have to leave you with our very own pervy ol cougar mama’s FABULOUS Work! I swear Melbie! This song is so durhty!! LOL But so fitting for Fifty!!!

Well that’s all from me this week mah friends. Hope you enjoyed your Holiday weekend!

“Laters BBez”

RobsFan~tasy

 

Sensual Sunday ~ Show Me Something I Don’t Know!!!

NSFW!!!

Holy shit, angelz!

No way you haven’t all seen it by now, but Rob doubters be DAMNED! That Cosmopolis teaser trailer was the best 34 seconds EVER and I can’t stop watching it!

Oh yeah, baby! It’s coming and it’s gonna be EPIC!!

You won’t be surprised to learn that tumblr went absolutely WILD with screencaps, gifs, banners and edits!  Even I couldn’t resist the urge to do a little editing of my own, although I have no idea how to tag it…oh well!

Ah, Geez! Rob's sweat soaked, lickable happy trail *THUD!*

That first sequence was very popular for gifmakers…

I think I’d like to see that in slow motion, wouldn’t you? {if the gifs aren’t moving, click ‘em!}

Hell’n I literally jumped a foot off my chair when he shot his hand! How the F*CK did they do that?? {gif}

Didn’t you think AudioMachine’s “10 Inch Nails” from their Deus Ex Machina album was the perfect music for that trailer? Especially for the nightclub scene, which was beautifully shot…{gif}

Kill me now…Rob going all predatory on us in the limo? *THUD!*{gif}

And MelbieToast made us a beautiful edit…

This might seem like overkill to you, but I just gotta include another gorgeous edit…a close-up!  I could swear it’s a SlaveForRob (Bru) edit, but it’s not tagged…

Wild limo sex anybody? Hell yeah!  {Why didn’t they hire ME to do that scene *sob!*}

That just BEGS to be gif’d…{gif}

Rob’s alley strut just cracks me the f*ck up!  InRobWeLust wants to know which of Rob’s movies we are most looking forward to…Bel Ami or Cosmopolis?  BOTH, BB!!!!! {gif}

Cronenberg is gonna shock us all with Cosmopolis!  Nothing is taboo and that’s as refreshing as pissing in an expensive limo LMAO!!!

Sparkybitchface entered the tumblr fray with this contribution…{gif}

LMAO!!!

So much action was packed into 34 seconds of RobHeaven that, had it not been for the screenshots, I never would have seen this…doesn’t it look just like a painting?  Simply stunning!

And, as if all that wasn’t enough, WE HAVE ASS CRACK!!!  Yes, it’s from an Italian trailer for Bel Ami so it doesn’t exactly fit this post, but I couldn’t NOT share this gorgeous edit by InRobWeLust!

And whoever made this gif should be given sainthood LMAO!!

Now, I know this has nothing to do with Rob, but were you even aware that Stephenie Meyer’s book, The Host, was being made into a movie?

Science fiction being one of my favorite genres, I enjoyed the hell out of that story! And, if this trailer is any indication, it might just be worth checking out when it hits the theaters next year!!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita

Sensual Sunday ~ Rob…I Wanna Get in Your Pants!

Hi, ya’ll!

Last week’s Perfect in Plaid post got me ta thinkin’, and ya’ll know that thinkin’ just gets me into a world of trouble, since I’m always thinkin’ of Rob!

So, thinkin’ of Rob’s plaid shirts just naturally leads me to what he wears with ‘em.

Now it occurs to me that we’ve been sorely missin’ somethin’, lately…can’t quite put my finger on it, though.

Hmmm, now what on earth could it be????

Now, Rita! You couldn't possibly be missing the suits, now could ya?

No, Rob darlin’, you been real good to us in the suit department.  No complaints…at all! That’s not what’s got me ponderin’ so hard… {*Gasp!* Jules, honey! That’s one  damn fine gif you gave us!}

Well, I know you ladies don't like me in shorts, so that can't be it.

It’s not that we don’t love your bare legs, baby!  But, seriously???

You surely don't mean to diss what I wear on my down time, now do ya Rita?

*Gulp* No! No, I wouldn’t DREAM of makin’ fun of those shiteous red shorts, Rob honey!

Good (I think)! Cause, when I'm not on "display," the "boys" gotta breathe, ya know?

I couldn’t agree more, Rob!  Wouldn’t wanna jeopardize any future baby makin’ plans, darlin’! {Kill me now!  Daddybert!  How sweet will that be?}

So, you're not down with loose casual pants, huh?

*Whew! Fannin’ frantically!*  Well, not really, Rob…but, I might be down with gettin’ THOSE down *gigglesnort!* 

Aw hell, Rita! What else could you possibly be missing? I'm completely stumped!

*Squeeeeee!*  YES!!!  There they are!  Oh, we sooo miss your ripped button-fly jeans, Rob darlin’!

What??? I would've thought you ladies would be missing the "sexpenders!" LOL!

*THUD!* Yeah but…! No, but…!

Not even with your favorite sexboots? Rita! I'm surprised at you!

Aw hell, Rob! Now you’re just bein’ mean…makin’ me choose!!?!?!  It’s just that…

there ain't NUTHIN' sexier than a good pair of jeans!

So, puhleeeeeze!  More button-fly jeans!

I give up...just take me AND my button-fly jeans AND my sexboots to boot...get it? To boot? LMAO!

If only I really could “take” you, Rob darlin’!  If only…

No truer words have ever been spoken, Melbie darlin’!  Thanks for all the lovely edits! MWAH!!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita

Sensual Sunday ~ Rob…Perfect in Plaid!

Ladies,

If there’s anything I love to see Rob wearin’, it’s plaid!  Don’t matter what color plaid…it all looks f*ckHAWT on our boy!

Well, as long as he NEVER wears plaid pants!  Those shiteous orange pants were bad enough, but PLAID?  Just…UGH!

Oh, Rita...you shouldn't have said that! Now I'll have to dig up a pair just to tease you!

Don’t do it, Rob!  I’m watching you {2 fingers pointing from my stink eyes to his twinklies}!

OK, where was I?  Oh yeah!  So, beanie Rob gave us black plaid during rehearsals for Cosmopolis …

Purple, baby! It's purple...black plaid is so boring!

I dunno, Rob…looks black to me!

Well, I'm standing by purple. And, damn it, Rita! No dissing the red pants!

Soooory!  Must be the light cause those pants look orange to me…no need to pout, but I love the LipPorn, so go ahead and purse those pretty lips at me anytime LOL!

Now, as to red, NOBODY rocks red plaid like The Pretty!

Awww, baby! One photo wasn't enough? Looks like a "scatter shot" LOL!

Rob, honey!  We could NEVER get enough of you, and you know it!!

Blue plaid is so cooool on our boy!  Love the blue plaid jacket he wore for the Vanity Fair 2009 shoot!

Hey! It was cold that day, and I really liked this jacket. Too bad they wouldn't let me keep it!

Yeah, baby!  Looks good on you {and I’d like to be all cuddled up under there against your warm chest *sigh*}!

{Thanks for the multiple Robgasms on these 2 gorgeous wallpapers, Jolori darlin’!}

Oh hell, let’s have us some more blue plaid Rob!!

Uh, Rita? Hate to tell you, but this is check...not plaid!

WHAT? Noooo!  It’s plaid…ain’t it?  Crap, you’re right!  It’s definitely blue check.

That's what I said! Maybe you should get your eyes checked, Rita! Get it...checked?

Well, you can’t go wrong wearing blue AND red PLAID, Rob darlin’!!!

Um, Rita? Forgive me for that eyes remark? Didn't mean to hurt your feelings!

Sweetheart, I’d forgive you ANYTHING you look at me like that! {Damned ol’ Baby Boomer Cougar eyes!}

Good! Cause I was wondering what you thought of boring ol' BROWN plaid LOL!

On you, Rob?  Just looks waaarm!  {Gah! TonguePorn!  Just kill me now!!!}

So, brown plaid doesn't turn you off?

No, baby! It purely don’t! {will…not…get lost…in the EyePorn!}

Hmmm...well, what color plaid DON'T you like, Rita?

I dunno, Rob…yellow’s not really my favorite color, so maybe yellow? {GAH!! Can’t take much more LipPorn!}

Gonna have to agree with you on yellow plaid, Rita!

Aw, it ain’t THAT bad, darlin’!  But, of all the plaids, Tybert plaid is my absolute favorite!!

Tybert? What the hell is a Tybert???

Tybert is, well…Tyler Hawkins and Robert Pattinson…Tyler / Robert = Tybert.  See?

LMAO! Damn it, Rita! You crack me the f*ck up! Good thing I wasn't actually drinking this coffee!!

Oops! Well, now it’s MY turn to apologize, Rob darlin’ LOL!

Gotta run now, Rita! It's been fun...see you next week!

Thanks for dropping in, Rob!  It’s a date! {OMG!  MuffinPorn… FingerPorn… LipPorn… HairPorn FTMFW!!!}

Crap! And I had about a million more Tybert photos, too!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita