Tonguing It Tuesday Robporn – Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition

WooHoo! I have a treat for you this week RA lovelies! Melbie Toast is joining me as my co-host and we all know what a Robporn Specialist she is in our Rob World!

This week’s post “Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition” was inspired by Melbie when she tagged me on Facebook in this edit of hers…

Melbie said, "Twilight Premiere 2008 vs. Breaking Dawn Premiere 2011 - in Los Angeles... oh my when you really compare like this he has grown up so much!!! Into a very sexy fully grown manly MAN!"

Yes, I couldn’t agree more, Rob is like a fine wine…just get’s better with age! Now, why did I include the word Sensuous in today’s post title, you might ask or you might not care? Well, I was trying to think of the perfect adjective to describe Rob in a Suit…and MANY came to mind along with sexy, but “sensuous usually implies gratification of the senses for the sake of aesthetic pleasure”  and “aethetic pleasure is… how people experience beauty” and well, we all know the Beauty of “The Pretty” and what he does sensuously to us woman (& some men)… *sigh* *giggles* See, and who the hell said Robporn wasn’t educational?! lmao

I digress, so let’s get this Suitporn party started because I have lots of incredible pics for you courtesy of Melbie. She went through her incredible Robporn Collection to pick out some of her favourites to share with us, but first let’s read Melbie’s observations about Rob is a suit…

Although Rob looks absolutely scrumptious in his button-fly jeans (or any jeans for that matter, buy especially those button-flys), a band T-shirt ( or any T-Shirt), his beanie or ballcap —- Mr. Sex on Legs absolutely knows how to Rock a Suit right out of the park. Yes SuitWard, with his long lean just-enough-muscled body, those long long sexy legs and and arms, was made to fill out a suit perfectly…especially since Rob tends to wear his suits “tight”… thus revealing to us drooling women the perfect contours of his perfect ass… (or RobButt, if you will)…. and sometimes, yes… the “RobCrotch”… which of course causes us to not only “drool”, but fall onto the floor in a dead faint. (Just sayin’) 

Some of Rob’s earlier photos where he is Rockin’ the Suit were taken at the London or Los Angeles Premieres of Twilight back in 2008, and if you compare those photos to SuitWard Rob at the recent Breaking Dawn premieres, one can only notice that Rob is not only “filling out” nicely in his chest and shoulders as he ages, he is really now SOFA KING HOT when he wears a suit (especially a black or grey one, IMO) we not only drool at his sexy hot body, we gasp, pant, and can only manage to utter an un-intelligible string of drivel such as, “ung”, “nom nom nom”, “unf unf”…etc.  Of course, Rob not only Rocks a Suit at film premieres, when he wears a period suit in Bel Ami or Water for Elephants, or the wedding tuxedo in Breaking Dawn… he is also totally drool-gasp-faint-worthy indeed!

Oh we have so much to look forward to…. more premieres, more films, where Rob will be Rockin’ more and more suits!!

xoxo from Melbie

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*MC sweeps hand out* Your Suitporn, m’ ladies….

*PERFECTION* That sexy look at the Japan Press Conference - Twilight 2008.....OMFG first time this h00r seriously melted for Rob. I swear every Rob lovin' woman around the world was WET!

Of course we can't do Cannes Rob 2009 without the famous Leg-spread shot *cocks my head to the side to get a better view of....well yeah his...*

Rob in a Tux at the Oscars 2009? *DED*

Incredibly smooth & sexy here at New Moon Premiere LA *swoon*

Some Eclipse shots of the unique red Suit…..

While not one of my favs, I thought he was so amazing to be Rockin' the Red Suit & only Rob could pull this off.! (unknown source for this image)

This is absolutely incredible!

*source: creationsbyjules*

WFE movie Première shots from Melbie…

WFE in Paris.....Jawporn along with that Suitporn kills me!

To quote Rita, "SEX ON FIRE!"

Let’s Double Our Pleasure with this one….

Gives new meaning to 'two is better than one'!

There is something indescribable about this pic from Sydney....he's just so damn gorgeous! *UNF* "RobCrotch"

And I had to include the famous (or infamous whichever you prefer) brown suit from the Berlin Première…

It's original and unique, but aren't those two of the qualities we love most about Rob?!

Beautiful profile! God, that scruffy lickable Jaw *swoon*

Then we have him COCKteasing us at the WFE Première in London. *pull your pants just a little tighter Rob 'cause I see zipper action*

To start off some Breaking Dawn Suitporn pics let’s take it casual for a change….

Casual and content! So perfect!!

Now we have a Fan Event photo enhanced by Melbie, IMO what she did here is incredible…

F*uck-hawt MAN alert!!

Let’s *ZOOM* that photo ’cause I spy with my pervy eye some Paris p33n!!

F*ck me not gently!

Everyone still with me? Sort of? lol *charging defibrillator*

More Breaking Dawn Suitporn? Okay twist my rubber arm…

Hello Sexy Senatorward *giggles*

*TAKE IT OFF!!!!!!!* Pretty please? I'll beg....really, no shame here...

And one more because THIS has to be one of my all-time favourite Suitporn shots of Rob in Berlin 2011 for BD…..

F*ucking Hell!! The black suit REALLY does it for me! *fans vajayjay*

*BD Suit Collage from Thinking of Rob*

I would like to share a few of Jolori’s amazing creations to wet your panties….I mean whistle…

The casual suit is so sexy on him too! "Gawd he is so gorgeous beyond words!" - said Jolori.

Jolori said, "this one did me in /\__/\_____________________ DED"

The famous Details shoot ’cause yeah…Black & White  and so incredibly sensual….

What a "RobCrotch" shot! *Holy Hell this h00r is down*

To finish off this Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition of T.I.T I thought we should thrill you with some Rob’s movie shots. But, first this video by LeaLoves007 who did a WFE Tux video…

Now, some of Melbie’s enhancements….

Robowski in a tuxedo is gorgeous! *So many fantasies involving that bowtie*

DuRob in a stunning period Suit in Bel Ami… *cumming… soon I hope ’cause Naked-assporn?!…no words*

DuRob looking sexy in 19C formal attire! And...um..yeah..the cane? *so many options*

And a Cosmopolis shot from Pattinson Life…

I had to include this even though he’s not in a total suit, just the pinstripe jacket, but it’s what Melbie dubs ‘Rob as Domward’ and he’s so f*ucking HOT!

*runs off to grab the handcuffs & whipping crop*

If anyone is still  breathing and able to watch another video, I have a special treat for you and made especially for today’s post by my incredibly talented friend, tropicnebula (aka Bobby Dupea Cullen) entitled “Suit Rob”…

And, T.I.T. wouldn’t be complete without some tongue….

*WFE Sydney*

Well, RA ladies, it was one hell of a Tonguing It Tuesday – Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition! Thank you to  Jolori, who freely allows us to use her amazing creations and Bobby for creating that perfect ‘Suit Rob’ video for today! And, Many Many THANKS to the lovely Melbie Toast! I was so thrilled that she accepted my offer to be my co-host today, she really is a wonderfully talented lady who I am very honoured to call my friend.

Also, today is Melbie’s Birthday, so please join me in wishing her a Very Happy Birthday from all of us here at Rob Attack!

Melbie said, "He is handing me my ticket to the cinema to see Bel Ami, so he can KILL me already..." What a perfect Birthday present that would be...we hope Melbie's wish comes true!!

Now,  we know there are many more gorgeous shots of Rob Suitporn out there and it was difficult to choose which ones to use today, so please share with us your favourites!

MC

Say What??

RobsFan~tasy

 

 

 

Ladies, This Post is so long I’m simply going to say…Enjoy!!! and add as you will!!!

 

 

Robcat ~A woman who is older than Rob but was not physically capable of giving birth to him in 1986. She is not a cougar, she is a ROBcat.

Robrator ~ I know you know! Requires batteries, some may have a different name for theirs (BLASPHEMY, plain and simple)

Robphoria ~ the “afterglow” from a few go rounds with the Robrator!

Robsicle ~ Great to lick on a hot day and one that you don’t really care if it melts all over you

ROBHAZE ~ Being in a constant dream state and thinking of Rob…ALL the TIME

RobKittens ~ all the girls younger than Rob who are obsessed with him. ;P

RPatznip ~ Stuff that drives all RobCats wild!!

Roberstitious -when your hubby/boyfriend suspects you are on the computer watching Robporn after you shut the door and insist you need some “space” without distraction because you have so much work to do?

Pattinted – like Rob’s hair or anything nobody else does better than him?

Introberted – so obsessed with Rob and stalking him in cyberspace that you don’t go out anymore?

Robertuitous sex – you know, when you have sex with anyone or any equipment or with your fingers or our Robbrator because you are all hot for what’s-his-name-again?

    Movies: (in no particular order)

TWI ~ Twilight,

EC ~ Eclipse,

NM ~ New Moon,

BD ~ Breaking Dawn,

LA ~ Little Ashes,

BA ~ Bel Ami,

HP GOF ~ Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire,

HTB or H2B ~  How to Be,

WFE ~ Water for Elephants,

TBMH ~ The Bad Mother’s Handbook,

THA ~  The Haunted Airman,

RM ~ Remember Me

     General:

NSFW ~ Not Safe For Work a warning to put on a link to RobPorn sofa king smexy it might get you in trouble at work if you open it and someone is lurking behind you.

OCDR ~ OuiCannesDoRob (a Club for ladies who loved the old navy shirt Rob wore on the Pier in Cannes May ’09 and who are ready to defend Rob’s clothing choices)

OME ~ Oh My Edward (also OMR ~ Oh My Rob)

OMG ~ Oh My God 

ONS ~ Old Navy Shirt (also ONDS ~ Old Navy Dad Shirt)

OT ~ Off Topic

Pattin Angel ~ a lady who loves HHH and is not very pervy with her comments

Pattin Angelo ~ PattinAngel or PattinH00r that makes beautiful RobArt, wallpapers, etc.

Pattin Coppola ~PattinAngel or PattinH00r that creates great moving RobPorn (videos)

Pattin Girls ~ younger Angels who don’t want to f*ck Rob … just stare at his f*ckhawt face.

Pattin Perv ~ a lady who loves HHH and is very pervy with her comments … has a one-track mind. also Pattin hOOr Pattin Slut

PCD ~ as in your Panties are in Combustion Danger … A warning you might want to put when sharing a Web link to f*ckhawt RobPorn.

PDS ~ as in Rob has a Panty Dropping Smile.

PEEN hOOr ~ A H00r who loves the HP.

Peen Porn ~ Pictures zooming in on Rob’s peen.

Peen Tamers ~ underwear, called underpants in the UK.

Pinky / the pink elephant in the room ~ Kristen Stewart.

 

PML ~ Pissing Myself Laughing.

PPL ~ People.

 

PPP ~ Peen Porn Prison … place you’ll be going if you look at the JapanPeenPorn or other PeenPorn pics for too long.

 

Praying at the alter of what’s down there ~ looking at PeenPorn … the RobCrotch

 

Pretties ~ as in “sharing the pretties” … Rob pics/artwork.

 

SAP ~ Secret Agent PattinAngel or PattinH00r … Someone who secretely and frequently visits RA while keeping her true identity, Robsession and comments hidden from RL friends and family, especially her SO or DH.

 

Scruff Porn ~ Pictures of Rob with scruff … a few days without shaving #yummy.

 

SO ~ Significant Other.

 

Sofa King ~ So F*cking (as in sofa king Hawt, smexy, beautiful, Talented etc.)

 

Team IdBangTheBone ~ Team of  H00rs who would bang Jackson Rathbone if given the chance.

 

Thigh Porn ~ Pics of Rob’s thighs.

 

Robtacular ~ Robtasticas in Rob pics and videos.

 

Robulance ~ see RobMedics.

 

Robward ~ Rob playing Edward.

 

ROFL ~ Rolling on Floor Laughing.

 

ROFLMFA ~ Rolling on Floor Laughing My F*cking A$$ Off.

 

ROFTN ~ Rob’s movie … Ring of the Nibelungs.

 

S*xboots ~ These are Rob’s Dr. Martens 1460 black boots … worn by RomeRob (October 2008) among others.

 

S*xspenders ~ Black suspenders worn by Rob. Named S*xspenders because when he wears them, he oozes sex.

 

SWMNBN ~ she who must not be named.

 

TMI ~ TMFI ~ too much (f*cking) information.

 

TSE ~ Rob’s movie  (a short 14-min. Film) … The Summer House.

 

TuxGasman ~ orgasm caused by seeing a pic Of Rob wearing a tux (e.g. Oscars 2009, on the WFE set)

 

TWSS ~ that’s what she said.

 

TY ~ TYSFM ~ Thank you (so f*cking much)

 

UNF ~ Universal Noise for F*cking [Term often written in reaction to a f*ckhawt Rob pic. And a reported sound by a PattinH00r’s hooha when viewing RobPorn and reading a FF lemon.

 

VF~ Vanity Fair … both the magazine and Rob’s movie (2004) … his scene was cut.

 

VPP ~ View Peen Pants, Rob wore on The View in March 2010.

 

VTs ~ vaginal tremors … after seeing f*ckhawt moving RobPorn.

 

WFE ~ W4E ~ Rob’s movie … Water For Elephants.

 

WTF ~  WTH~ what the f*ck / hell. Also HTF ~ How the F*ck WTF ~ Why The F*ck etc.

 

 

As Ever, 99.9 % of This list of Terms and Definitions were STOLEN snagged from RAoR with .01% being edited by me and was sheerly STOLEN Snagged for all the lovely new ladies who don’t know WTF we are talking about half the time because we are all SAPs and/or introberted we have created our own Language! LMAO!!! Welcome Home Ladies!!!

 

Much Love to you all!!!

 

 RobsFan~tasy

 

 

RFM’s TCA Adventure

Well, as promised here is the recount of my adventure at the Teen Choice Awards 2011 with my good friend, dazzledbyrp.

The afternoon started off with the growing excitement of seeing Robert Pattinson in person! Which for me was a first and for DbyRP a third sighting (lucky), both of us were so excited. It’s always more fun when you get to share that experience with a true Rob H00R!! We nonchalantly made our way to the theater, browsing stalls and chatting. When we got near the entrance they started hustling us along and herding the cattle towards the metal detectors. We’re still not sure what the hurry was all about.

Well, we got in the theater,  found our seats and took a look around. The set was amazing! We seemed close to

No Rob, but I spy someone else!!

the stage but were oh so far away! The first thing we did was grab our binoculars and start scouring the front seats. They were pretty empty! Eventually the screaming began but the people (teens) that were coming in were not any we recognized. Then I spotted Taylor Lautner and started to get excited. Because who would be coming soon after him but Rob, right? WRONG!!!!  After hours (lit ‘rally) of looking at the seats and watching the celebs play musical chairs we started to give up. There was no Rob in sight and Justin Bieber had just one Choice Hottie (WTForks?!) It was starting to look bleak. Maybe Rob was only going to be with the entire Twilight cast?

Awww! There he is!!

Shortly after that we heard Choice Vampire was coming up. Dazzledbyrp thought Ian Somerhalder was going to win but I told her to get her camera ready, just in case. As most of you know already, we were ecstatically surprised to see the winner announced and strut on stage. ThePretty, HHH himself… Robert Freakin Pattinson!!!!

Rob surfboard wrestling

To be able to watch him with “my real eyes” (as I like to say) was surreal. When you are there in the audience it is so difficult to hear what the celebs are saying. There is so much screaming and talking it’s really crazy. I heard Rob’s voice. (Awwww) But we had no idea what he was saying! We finally realized he was talking about something serious!! CANCER. After rewatching later at home (a must to reallysee/hear properly) we saw what a terrific job he did! We’re not really sure what happened next. The second watching, showed we missed a really great band. How did we miss that? We were sitting right there! Ummm, I did mention we saw Rob with our real eyes, right? Does that cover it for you?

So serious

Next up, who knows really, but I saw Rob in his seat again. I watched him for a few moments through my binoculars before I started to get a little creeped out by the stalker-ness of it all. We snapped some pics and just enjoyed the view.  He was quickly up again for Choice Actor in WFE (yay!!) and we got to hear some Classic Rob: “I’m really nervous. This is scary, teenagers are scary.” Yep, perfect thing to say to an auditorium of teenagers, Rob. But that’s why we love you! Do you know how hard it is to decide if you should watch him with your real eyes, with binoculars or take pics with your camera?! Well, we settled for a little of both! The pics in this post were taken by both dazzledbyrp and myself. Hope you enjoy “our”view and our story!

robsfuturemate

Click the pics for a larger view!

Rob Goodness

RobsFan~tasy

 OK, it’s been far too long since I posted a blog and I do apologize. However, if you are a true Rob fan you know there has been an endless supply of Rob Goodness out there and it’s just so easy to lose track of time when your staring into a face like this…

 

yeah…umm..that’s not distracting at all…

And who can think clearly when you see a smile like this…?

 

what was my name again?

And who in the world could form a thought after seeing this…

 

Rob's devastating Smile.... *SWOOON*

And then you have wonderful talented Robfriends sending you stuff like this….

 

 

Heaven Help Me!!!

 

So, imma gonna sit here and drool and dream and when I come out of my Robcoma I’ll see what i can do about posting more often.

 

Sincerely,

 

RobsFan~tasy