Monday Madness… Are you Hungry?

Monday Maddness…Heatin it up with a Special Guest

 

RobsFan~tasy

Well, Ladies it’s cold outside and so far we have been pretty tame here on Rob Attack so I think it’s time to turn up the heat! And today we have a very special guest joining us. What do you think Rob is it a little chilly in here??

Crank up the heat RF baby!

You heard the man…

Is that better?

 

 

  Well Ok Rob I can fix that for ya Darlin’…

How's that Love? All Better now?

 

 

I just want you to be comfortable and warm. Are you sure it’s ok?

 

 

Ok Ladies now that Rob is happy, and sexier than ever,

 As the head hostess of Rob Attack hOOr House (uhh…does that make me a “madam”?) it is my job to make sure you are happy as well. I know better than most that after surfing for Rob porn all day no raoring fireplace is going to get you any where near Hot enough to survive this cold weather but heh heh heh *sing-song voice* I know what wiiilllll….

 

 

  And then we add…

 

Damn he's got sexy arms and hands *THUD*

 

 and throw in a touch of this…

 

some sexy Eye, hair and goatee porn mixed with a little full body porn...

Not to mention the man fur… Uh…err… Where was I?
OH! and did I mention this…

 

 

And As if that weren’t enough….

  

Bottom lip porn *drools* Imma HAVE to do a Bottom lip porn post! *whimpers*

 

Hey Rob, are you ok with this Darlin’?

 

Absolutely!!!

Ok, Just Checking Cause I did want to show the girls a couple more things ok?

 

 

Whaat??

 OH Rob! Your mind is Always in the gutter! THANK GOD!!! LOL Just a couple more. Please?

 

Yeah, ok. Anything for you RF.

 

Thank You Sweetheart!! MWAH! *smooches* Ok girls just one more (or two or three) *giggles*

 

 

 

 So there ya go girls. Is that Hawt enough for ya? heh heh

Well Rob, You have over a hundred women all hot and bothered and revved up over you. How does that make you feel?

"Ain't Nothing wrong with a litttle bit o' bump and grind"

Well you heard it for your self ladies…Why Rob!!!…*surprised look* 

UNF...UNF...

 

Uh Rob, Whatch doin there Baby? Do you need some help with that? heh heh

 

Sorry Ladies I have to see to our No. 1 guest right now. If you’ll excuse me.

 

Laters Babies!

 

RobsFan~tasy

 

 

 

I put this in last well,...because I can and it's F*cking HAWT and I'll find any excuse to use it!! LOL

 

Monday Madness…Heavenly Robert

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Morning Ladies,  Usually I try to come up with something funny for Mondays and as I was searching I came across the most remarkable Picture of our  boyfriend! It made me think of an old saying from years and years ago…

Somewhere there is a place where everyone is asWonderful as you are…

  We call it Heaven. This picture is Stunning in every sense of the word! Absolute, Undeniable Perfection in its finest form. Add to that his amazing Voice…  And this Lady is left speechless…Happy Monday Ya’all

Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

Got an amazing pic or a song of Robs That just leaves you Breathless? Show me!

Thrill Me Thursday…Amazing Face

RobsFan~tasy

Good Morning Ladies,

Even though it is posted on the top right over there on the side bar I felt it neccessary for the post I am about to do to RE post the following warning:

 ” WARNING: THIS SITE POST CONTAINS COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF ROBERT PATTINSON. WOMEN WITH HEART CONDITIONS ARE ADVISED NOT TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT ROBERT PATTINSON. THIS ALSO APPLIES TO WOMEN WITHOUT HEART CONDITIONS – HE’S VERY PRETTY. ANYWAY, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, ENJOY THIS ROBERT PATTINSON FANSITE  POST!!” xoxo 

OK, now just in case that didn’t get your attention and you weren’t listening, Maybe if you hear it from ROB himself You’ll believe me…

“It’s Dangerous For YOU!” 

You have been Warned!!

As you can tell by the post title this is about the most amazing face. Two days ago I had a little “Accident”, you see I tripped and fell deep into the darkest recess of my Pornfolio. Don’t feel sorry for me, IT WAS FUUNN!!! LOL

But it has taken me two days to climb out, with the following pictures clenched between my teeth, so that I coud show them to you. Ok NOW you should feel sorry for me cause I’m no longer swimming among thousands of pics of “The Pretty” LOL

Wihile I was there I got to noticing something about our boy Robert, He has the most AMAZING face! Oh Don’t Roll your eyes girls! I know what your thinking, “Well DUH!” Right? am I right? I know I’m right. But Imma show you my PURDY Pictures anyway!!!!

So what I want to know Ladies,

Is, How can one Man…

Look so very Different…

Every time you see him?

Yes, I can hear you all now, “It’s because he aged in between those photos and they aren’t in chronological order either.” That’s what I though too at first. But look at these two photos of Rob on Leno.

*F*ckin cute ain’t he?”*

Yeah, I know they are a couple years apart and the hair is different But still very different,

It’s Like OMG Right?

Then I noticed this:…

*gulp* Rome Rob!!! *SWOONS*

These pics were all taken in the same day

And yet,

Verry Different…

Besides the obvious fact that our Man Robert hasTHE MOST AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL FACE EVAH I bet you are asking yourselves, What is her point? Right? well… to be honest. I DO NOT have one LMAO!! I just wanted a reason to post The Pretty’s pretty picture cause HE’S VERY PRETTY. SEE? SEE HOW PRETTY HE IS??!! HE’S VERY PRETTY!!!!

Latere BBEZ!!!

RobsFan~tasy

Tonguing It Tuesday Robporn – If Looks Could Kill…

Today we’re Tonguing It Tuesday with some Eye-porn.  Now, I know this may be sort of a repeat post of Rob’s Eye-porn goodness, but what the hell, eh? Can we really have too much of his beautiful, gorgeous, eyes?! Not IMO! ‘Cause I’m telling you RA ladies, “If Looks Could Kill”, I would be a goner….

His eyes here......*SWOON* This is one of my all-time favs! The Jaw-porn & Sex-eyes......unbelievable!!

The “gif”t that gives the many facets of Rob’s Eye-porn:

*THUD*

Okay, now that I have your attention, we’ll focus on some Sex-eyes! Shamantie warning!!

Come hither, my lovelies! *deep breath in......exhale*

The ultimate in Bedroom-eyes!

Rug-burn suddenly seems appealing!

Oh, and this close-up….blue-eyes, indeed!

Absolutely stunning!

So fascinating to watch Rob’s eyes!

I don’t think anyone would dispute the fact that Rob’s eyes are very expressive, they really do speak for themselves:

"WTF?" Eye-porn that says a thousand words!

*WHOA*

I wonder if Rob really knows what he does to us with looks like this?! *GAH!*

Be still, my beating vajayjay!

And, today I will leave you with a little Tongue-porn to compliment some more Eye-porn!

Double your pleasure! *fans self*

There are so many amazing pics out there showcasing Rob’s incredible Eye-porn, so please share your favorites! Happy T.I.T ! MC

* I would like to send out a special thanks to the lovely Jolori for her help with finding the gifs for this post, and for letting me raid her amazing Robporn Collection!  :) 

Pick The Pick 7

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 Hello Again My Lovlies!!

 

Ready For a quickie? (TWSS) Cause I’m Baaaaaaccckkkk!!! LOL

This Pic came from RFM! Thanks Girl! 

 

 

RayBans Anyone???

 

Ready? Set? GO!!!

 

Laters BBez! Happy Hunting!!!

 

"Hey Mick, How YOU doin?"

 

 That was Great Fun Ladies!!! Hope to see you next  time!!!

 

 

 rdmickey1989 Wins!!!! (again giggles)

 

Laters

 

RobsFantasy 

 

 

 

 

Just for Shizz and Giggles…

 

RobsFan~tasy

Good Morning Ladies!

 

We are doing our best to keep you ladies Distracted, … err entertained while we work the bugs out of the system here.

 

One day while surfing for my daily dose of Rob Porn, I accidentally hit the zoom button and only saw a portion of Robs head when the page loaded. Even though I only saw a small amount of his hair I recognized the picture instantly. This gave me an idea for something fun to do.

 

So I thought We could play a little game for now that I like to call “Pick the Pic!”  This is a great way for everyone to share their personal collections of the pretty.

 

I’ll give you a glimpse of a specific photo of Rob and all you have to do is try to find The EXACT Picture and post it down below… I am the ONLY person who knows EXACTLY which pic I am using and I have it tucked away in a folder to add into the post once the correct picture has been found by you lovely ladies. I will also add in the winners name on the post as soon as I see the correct picture posted.

 

I will Not use manips. I will only use actual photos taken of The Pretty from Public appearances or photo shoots or stills from his movies. Since all comments are dated and time stamped, the first person to guess it correctly wins! What do you Win? Well, Bragging rights for being the Biggest Pattin Picture hOOr of all time (?) *LOL*

 

And maybe if you guys enjoy this and find it challenging enough (and if you don’t that’s ok too!) I will see if I can get one of our very talented Pattin~artist to make up a special prize for the first person to correctly guess 10 pictures. (any artist/blinkie makers/wallpapermakers out there willing to take me up on this and provide the prize?)

 

Now, due to my limited know-how of PS I can only crop the photo and paste it as whatever size it  happens to be after croping so the picture will be very small but this should only make it a little more interesting.

 

 

 We will start with an easy one for the first time.

 

Ok are you ready? Here we go…Pick the Pic…

 

Where have I seen this face before?

Enjoy digging through your “Porn Portfolios” and feel free to post any particularly HAWT photos that strike your fancy even if it has nothing to do with the above picture.

 

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan-tasy

 

 

Update!! Maggie / dazzledbyRP  Wins!!!!

 

 

OH Maggie, I KNEW you'd find me!!!

 

What Does It For You?

RobsFan~tasy

Well, I finally finished building my Robalicious web site. Now I’m writing my first RoBlog and I can’t think of a better topic for any Blog other than Rob can You? I Mean, You just have to LOVE a man who says things like, “I’m just a tool. I’m just A Big Hard Tool!” *LMAO*

 

As I was lurking around from site to site teaching myself about blogging and Building websites and basically Rob-stalking, (Yes I said it! I Own it! Can you blame me? *LOL*) I realized every one likes him for different reasons. Many, Many different reasons. So to get things started I want to know, What is it about Robert Pattinson that just Drives You WILD? I mean seriously,

      Was it his role in Twilight as the Gorgeous Vampire Edward Cullen

                                                 that captivated you…?

(Amber eyes to Ambush your heart!)

    Is it that GQ look he can pull off so well that makes your heart race….?

OH YEAH!!! C*H*O*M*P!!!

 

 

And then there’s his hair that is so often Messy and yet somehow Always Perfect…?

YEP PERFECT! A woman could happily get lost forever looking in a face like that!

 Or could it be those Long, Lush eyelashes, or maybe is it those Haunting Blue-Gray eyes that are so easy to get lost in you forget what you were saying….?

*Le sigh* *faint* *Thud*

 Uumm…where was I? *rereads blog & skips over pictures*…oh Yeah, is

                                           it those full, pouty lips….?

(Those lips are just begging to be kissed, and OFTEN!)

*Shakes away the day-dream* (Hmmm this may take longer than I thought.) I’ve learned that some people have real attraction for that

                                            Strong Gorgeous Jawline….?

(Rob’s Profile. Strong Jaw. ‘Nuff said. *Pffftt*

 

Could it be, like so many others, (and I absolutely agree with them) that   you’re attracted to his big, strong hands, with those long elegant fingers?

(Yup! That Works for ME!)

 Of Course, there’s always that Amazing torso to tantalize your thoughts…?

(Gah! Happy Trail! Happier Blogger!)

                        Is it that Tush that turns your insides to mush….?

(You Know! BWAhaahaaa)

Could it be that it’s the way he can be Red Carpet Glamourous one minute…?

*SO HAWT*

      And then turn around and he’s completely “Adorkable” the next….?

(Damn! Even “Adorkable” he’s Sexy!)

 

And then the next time you see him he’s got that drop dead, Take your

                                breath away, “Come Hither” Stare….?

(Too…Pretty…Can’t Take it…)

                                                            

          *Gah!!! Gotta… concentrate, Can’t. Get. Distracted. By. The. Pretty.*

                   There’s always his Amazing, Soulful, Beautiful Voice…?

(Lord, THAT VOICE goes through me like Liquid Gold! *Shivers*) 

 

                         And of course there’s that Wonderful Giggle….?

(Go on, admit it, you’re either laughing your butt off or grinning like an idiot trying not to! Ain’t no shame in that!)

 Is it the way he’s Swamped by all his adoring fans to whom he is always so Gracious and yet, he still manages to remain humble and disbelieving

                                               that so many adore him…?

(AWWW!!! Even when he’s shy and Bashful he’s HAWT!!!)

                                    I don’t know about you, but as for me,…

(SOO VERY FINE!)

THE WHOLE FREAKIN’ PACKAGE THAT IS “HAWT”!!!

 So tell me, What Does it for you? What is it about Rob that gets you hot? Have I overlooked something? have I left something out? Please leave me a comment and a little love too. Mwah! 

Sincerely,

RobsFan~tasy