Profile of Perfection

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Hello Ladies, I finally got a day off work and found time to put up a post!Hang on to yourselves cause Imma taking you to Jaw Porn Heaven!!!  Back when Rita did her “Remember me” post We had a conversation that got me to thinking about Rob’s Perfect Profile ~SWOON!~ Then the Black Book photo shoot came out and while I loved it, *so different for him & I was  loving the tatts!* I was disappointed that there weren’t more profile pics, just this one gorgeous shot.

Black Book photo shoot 2012

I don’t know about you girls but I think Rob in Leather is a freaking stroke of genius not to mention sexy as hell. Case in point, The stunning pics from the “Another Man” photo shoot!

I just want to wrap myself around him like a gumby figure and never let go!

Look at that neck, that Jaw, those pouty lips, those lucious lashes, eyes, eye brows, side burns, hair! THUD!

No other photo shoot has captured Rob’s strong, sexy, purrrfect profile Better than this one. It’s absolutely stunning in its simplicity and B&W photos.

Unbearably Beautiful!

Rob looked pretty wiped out and exhausted when he appeared at the Today show back in 2010 while promoting Remember Me But from that show came one of the most beautiful and inspiring {for me}Profile pics of Rob EVAH! This picture is all kinds of WIN and remains my Twitter avi and one of my favorites of all time to this day.

One of my personal favorites of all time

This Profile shot is so perfect in my eyes I want to have a cameo made of it to wear all the time. I even looked into having it made once from an online site who makes custom made Cameos from family portraits but apparently they are no longer in business as they never replied. {Total Bummer!}

While “Edward” is man-scaped, he still has one of the most beautiful, intense and compelling profiles as seen here in Melbie’s Fabulous Edit.

No one can deny the sultry sex appeal of what I call the “work out” photo shoot. {Mark Segal 2008 another  great Melbie edit} I call it the work out shoot because just looking at it makes you breathe heavy, get all hot and sweaty and then you need a shower! LOL

UNF!

Is it just me or does every profile picture seem entirely different? I Love the inquisitive eyes in this soft InRobWeLust edit of Remember Me and the smile playing at the corners of his mouth. We won’t even discuss those full, soft lips cause I have to finish this post and if we go there, I’ll never get it done! I also love how this picture hints at the cleft in his chin that we all know is there but we don’t always get to see.

Thanks Sally!

I don’t remember if this was a professional profile pic or if it was a fan pic but what a great shot. {Great edit by Francies67} I love the way Rob’s face is bathed in light and yet his eyes are in shadow. That just screams Rob to me. He is so open to the public and to his fans, friendly, out going, personable but you just know that there’s more to him than what we see. I think he has a brilliant mind and if you could hold a serious conversation with hm for a long period of time you’d find him to be very philosophical.

Again with that damnable smile playing at the corner of his mouth! I want to play there too!

Rob looks slightly perturbed here in this RM profile shot but somehow he even manages to make perturbed sex as hell.

See what I mean in this Rome Rob edit? He looks like an entirely different man and yet same beautiful face, great smile but he just looks like a different man all together!  How is that possible ladies?

Ok I am beginning to think Rob is actually a sex-tuplet *snickers* and that is why every pic is so the same and yet incredibly different! Another great Melbie Edit! What would we do without her?

*sigh* As usual when i start to TRY to focus on one specific part of our man I inevitably find something new to perv on and it’s happened again! Is it just me or are his freaking sideburns sexy as hell too!?!?! I never really liked sideburns before but Rob makes them look hawt  and makes me wonder why I the hell have I never noticed this before? I’m never going to get over this man!

Show me your favorite profile of Rob!

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

Monday Manip Madness…NSFW!!!

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Well Ladies, Take a seat and strap yourselves in, it’s gonna be a hot ride today. I have stumbled on the lovely work of Kez100xx@Diviantart.com and, if you’ve never heard of her before now, I promise you will not forget the name after this post. I was Not a fan of manips when I first learned what they were because most of the ones I saw were bad…I mean REALLY BAD!!! Then someone sent me a couple of Amazing pics of Rob and I was floored. I couldn’t believe our boy Rob had such a great body (was so muscular) and that our shy boy would pose half nude!!! Then I figured it out (LOL @ ME!)  The trick to a good mani is NOT being able to tell that it IS a manip in the first place. Well Kez (AKA Kerry Delaney) has done an amazing job on these pics and I just had to share cause hey, that’s what we do here at RA.

OMG! Rob wearing package hugging leather pants just makes my panties go *poof!*

What was it about this one that spoke to me? Can’t decide if it’s like a young Brando a la On the Waterfront OR…I got it! That’s so gotta be an Irishward!!!

Carrie and Maggie will know what I mean when I say that this pic reminds me of the Lord Master!! I dunno why…maybe it’s the dark pic and the hooded figure but hell yeah, I love it!! And if the Lord Master looked like this, who could blame Alina for falling for him?

You know, I was never a fan of Tattoos before but F*CK me if they don’t look hot on Rob! Can you just imagine being the tattoo artist that would get to do the tatts on a body with this face!! *THUD* Hey I wonder if there is a fic out there where Bella is a tattoo Artist?? If not, there’s a plot bunny for ya!!

I included this one not only for the great job Kez did with it but also for our very own Rita01tx! Cause we all know how much she lurves a “WET ROB!”

This one just makes me think of all the naughty things you could do in the back seat of a car with Rob LOL. The fact that he looks like Rome Rob just makes this Pic all the more f*ckHAWT!

*GULP* umm…yeah, I uh…err…*Falls on the floor*

Hello, biceps! Hello, scruff! Hello, pouty lips and bedroom eyes *THUD!*

For our Music Lovers out there, Rob wants to show you his Chords heh heh heh. Oh my!! I knows if I came home to see that live and in person in my bed, I he could make me sing 7 ways from Sunday!!!

This pic I swear is just picked right out of my mind for a fic I am working on and I just am in love with it. I wish it were larger and had more color but DAYUM!!! Hello BABY!!!

Oh, how I wish I would have had this to promote SofA LOL *singing* “Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars…”

And now playing Devils Advocate…”Why Rob! Who cares about Spooning? I wanna Fork!” LMAO and you sure do gotta big fork there Baby *SNICKERS* Isn’t this just sinfully delicious? And we won’t even talk about the finger!!!

Now, I apologize…this one is NOT Kez’s but RED is definately Rob’s color and just the thought of that man, that body naked under red satin sheets is just too good to be ignored!!!

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On a side Note: For personal RL reasons TMM will no longer be blogging with us. We will miss her a lot and hope that she stops by once in awhile to say hello. With the loss of TMM And RFM, Rob Attack needs some new Administrators. If you have blog ideas, or would like to write a weekly blog, or even if you would like to write just one, send us an E-mail at RobAttack1@hotmail.com and Rita or I will get back to you. Thanks so much!!

Tonguing It Tuesday Robporn – Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition

WooHoo! I have a treat for you this week RA lovelies! Melbie Toast is joining me as my co-host and we all know what a Robporn Specialist she is in our Rob World!

This week’s post “Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition” was inspired by Melbie when she tagged me on Facebook in this edit of hers…

Melbie said, "Twilight Premiere 2008 vs. Breaking Dawn Premiere 2011 - in Los Angeles... oh my when you really compare like this he has grown up so much!!! Into a very sexy fully grown manly MAN!"

Yes, I couldn’t agree more, Rob is like a fine wine…just get’s better with age! Now, why did I include the word Sensuous in today’s post title, you might ask or you might not care? Well, I was trying to think of the perfect adjective to describe Rob in a Suit…and MANY came to mind along with sexy, but “sensuous usually implies gratification of the senses for the sake of aesthetic pleasure”  and “aethetic pleasure is… how people experience beauty” and well, we all know the Beauty of “The Pretty” and what he does sensuously to us woman (& some men)… *sigh* *giggles* See, and who the hell said Robporn wasn’t educational?! lmao

I digress, so let’s get this Suitporn party started because I have lots of incredible pics for you courtesy of Melbie. She went through her incredible Robporn Collection to pick out some of her favourites to share with us, but first let’s read Melbie’s observations about Rob is a suit…

Although Rob looks absolutely scrumptious in his button-fly jeans (or any jeans for that matter, buy especially those button-flys), a band T-shirt ( or any T-Shirt), his beanie or ballcap —- Mr. Sex on Legs absolutely knows how to Rock a Suit right out of the park. Yes SuitWard, with his long lean just-enough-muscled body, those long long sexy legs and and arms, was made to fill out a suit perfectly…especially since Rob tends to wear his suits “tight”… thus revealing to us drooling women the perfect contours of his perfect ass… (or RobButt, if you will)…. and sometimes, yes… the “RobCrotch”… which of course causes us to not only “drool”, but fall onto the floor in a dead faint. (Just sayin’) 

Some of Rob’s earlier photos where he is Rockin’ the Suit were taken at the London or Los Angeles Premieres of Twilight back in 2008, and if you compare those photos to SuitWard Rob at the recent Breaking Dawn premieres, one can only notice that Rob is not only “filling out” nicely in his chest and shoulders as he ages, he is really now SOFA KING HOT when he wears a suit (especially a black or grey one, IMO) we not only drool at his sexy hot body, we gasp, pant, and can only manage to utter an un-intelligible string of drivel such as, “ung”, “nom nom nom”, “unf unf”…etc.  Of course, Rob not only Rocks a Suit at film premieres, when he wears a period suit in Bel Ami or Water for Elephants, or the wedding tuxedo in Breaking Dawn… he is also totally drool-gasp-faint-worthy indeed!

Oh we have so much to look forward to…. more premieres, more films, where Rob will be Rockin’ more and more suits!!

xoxo from Melbie

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*MC sweeps hand out* Your Suitporn, m’ ladies….

*PERFECTION* That sexy look at the Japan Press Conference - Twilight 2008.....OMFG first time this h00r seriously melted for Rob. I swear every Rob lovin' woman around the world was WET!

Of course we can't do Cannes Rob 2009 without the famous Leg-spread shot *cocks my head to the side to get a better view of....well yeah his...*

Rob in a Tux at the Oscars 2009? *DED*

Incredibly smooth & sexy here at New Moon Premiere LA *swoon*

Some Eclipse shots of the unique red Suit…..

While not one of my favs, I thought he was so amazing to be Rockin' the Red Suit & only Rob could pull this off.! (unknown source for this image)

This is absolutely incredible!

*source: creationsbyjules*

WFE movie Première shots from Melbie…

WFE in Paris.....Jawporn along with that Suitporn kills me!

To quote Rita, "SEX ON FIRE!"

Let’s Double Our Pleasure with this one….

Gives new meaning to 'two is better than one'!

There is something indescribable about this pic from Sydney....he's just so damn gorgeous! *UNF* "RobCrotch"

And I had to include the famous (or infamous whichever you prefer) brown suit from the Berlin Première…

It's original and unique, but aren't those two of the qualities we love most about Rob?!

Beautiful profile! God, that scruffy lickable Jaw *swoon*

Then we have him COCKteasing us at the WFE Première in London. *pull your pants just a little tighter Rob 'cause I see zipper action*

To start off some Breaking Dawn Suitporn pics let’s take it casual for a change….

Casual and content! So perfect!!

Now we have a Fan Event photo enhanced by Melbie, IMO what she did here is incredible…

F*uck-hawt MAN alert!!

Let’s *ZOOM* that photo ’cause I spy with my pervy eye some Paris p33n!!

F*ck me not gently!

Everyone still with me? Sort of? lol *charging defibrillator*

More Breaking Dawn Suitporn? Okay twist my rubber arm…

Hello Sexy Senatorward *giggles*

*TAKE IT OFF!!!!!!!* Pretty please? I'll beg....really, no shame here...

And one more because THIS has to be one of my all-time favourite Suitporn shots of Rob in Berlin 2011 for BD…..

F*ucking Hell!! The black suit REALLY does it for me! *fans vajayjay*

*BD Suit Collage from Thinking of Rob*

I would like to share a few of Jolori’s amazing creations to wet your panties….I mean whistle…

The casual suit is so sexy on him too! "Gawd he is so gorgeous beyond words!" - said Jolori.

Jolori said, "this one did me in /\__/\_____________________ DED"

The famous Details shoot ’cause yeah…Black & White  and so incredibly sensual….

What a "RobCrotch" shot! *Holy Hell this h00r is down*

To finish off this Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition of T.I.T I thought we should thrill you with some Rob’s movie shots. But, first this video by LeaLoves007 who did a WFE Tux video…

Now, some of Melbie’s enhancements….

Robowski in a tuxedo is gorgeous! *So many fantasies involving that bowtie*

DuRob in a stunning period Suit in Bel Ami… *cumming… soon I hope ’cause Naked-assporn?!…no words*

DuRob looking sexy in 19C formal attire! And...um..yeah..the cane? *so many options*

And a Cosmopolis shot from Pattinson Life…

I had to include this even though he’s not in a total suit, just the pinstripe jacket, but it’s what Melbie dubs ‘Rob as Domward’ and he’s so f*ucking HOT!

*runs off to grab the handcuffs & whipping crop*

If anyone is still  breathing and able to watch another video, I have a special treat for you and made especially for today’s post by my incredibly talented friend, tropicnebula (aka Bobby Dupea Cullen) entitled “Suit Rob”…

And, T.I.T. wouldn’t be complete without some tongue….

*WFE Sydney*

Well, RA ladies, it was one hell of a Tonguing It Tuesday – Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition! Thank you to  Jolori, who freely allows us to use her amazing creations and Bobby for creating that perfect ‘Suit Rob’ video for today! And, Many Many THANKS to the lovely Melbie Toast! I was so thrilled that she accepted my offer to be my co-host today, she really is a wonderfully talented lady who I am very honoured to call my friend.

Also, today is Melbie’s Birthday, so please join me in wishing her a Very Happy Birthday from all of us here at Rob Attack!

Melbie said, "He is handing me my ticket to the cinema to see Bel Ami, so he can KILL me already..." What a perfect Birthday present that would be...we hope Melbie's wish comes true!!

Now,  we know there are many more gorgeous shots of Rob Suitporn out there and it was difficult to choose which ones to use today, so please share with us your favourites!

MC

Thrill Me Thursday…Welcome Home!!!

RobsFan~tasy

 

 

Good Morning Ladies,

With the New Year here I thought I’d throw us all a little Welcome Home Party and show you all just what the RA Mansion looks like. Everyone can have their own room (post yours in the comments) and there’s lot’s of room for hanging out, partying and well, heh heh whateve…

 

So Follow me  “Ladies” and I’ll take you on a tour of Our New Home here at the Rob Attack Mansion…

 

 

The RA Mansion

 

  Rob has graciously volunteered to escort each of you to the room of your choice…feel free to show us which room you’d like to have for your very own! And hands off The Pretty..well, unless he makes the first move {snickers}!

 

 

 

(Hey nobody said we couldn’t flirt! LOL)

 

"Ladies," *nods and grins as he opens the double doors*

 ”Come…on in…”

Welcome Home!

 

I Knows You all like a view from the rear *snickers*

 

Uh....That's not exactly what I had in mind Rob but heh heh I'm not complaining.

 

 

Lovely in the day time, but beautiful at night…

 

Party Anyone?

We can all catch Rob’s eye as we descend these backstairs stairs…

A Grand Entrance

Anybody up for a dip?

Pool Party With Rob? Hell Yeah!!

 

SKINNY DIPPING WITH ROB!! FTW!

I thought you might you might all like to see each of our rooms in the RA Mansion. I’ll start with TheMissMod’s room and a direct quote from her,

“All righty! Here tis, The Mod Suite! I picked this room because it’s the epitome of 60′s cool and I can just see myself grooving to records on the Dansette before settling down in the evening (perhaps waiting for a visit from the House Master) XD All ladies are welcome to share my space and drop by every once in a while, no biggie!

 

 

An our Wandering RFM’s Suite, with a direct quote from her, 

 

“ I love the cozy but chic bedroom and I’m all ready to curl up with a book by the window. The only thing that’s missing is this inspirational saying on the walls. Keep Thrusting and Carry On. The sitting room is also a fab place to entertain guests! I can see a night of video game annihilation going on in there, hehe. And if we get a little hungry after all those shenanigans, the kitchen will be fully stocked with hot pockets, Heinekens, cereal of your choosing and and anything else that I don’t have to cook! So whether your into book clubs or slayer games, come hang out with robsfuturemate!  I love the cozy but chic bedroom and I’m all ready to… Keep Thrusting and Carry On hehe… come hang out with robsfuturemate!

Passionate purple

 

 

 

 

 

And or very pervy and lovable Rita01tx’s room,

“You know, I’m a country girl at heart and my ideal bedroom would have…”

 

Grandma’s Feather Bed ~ John Denver

 

“It was nine feet high and six feet wide
Soft as a downy chick
It was made from the feathers of forty-leven geese
Took a whole bolt of cloth for the tick
Itd hold eight kids n four hound dogs
And a piggy we stole from the shed
We didnt get much sleep but we had a lot of fun
On Grandmas feather bed”

To my mind, there’s just nuthin’ better than sinkin’ down into a big ol’ brass bed made up with a soft, thick mattress covered by bout a hundred quilts and lots of downy pillows.

 

“I can just imagine burrowing under the covers to *ahem* cuddle up to a warm Rob on a real cold Texas night!!”

 

 

"We wouldn't get much sleep but we'd have a lot of fun" ~ Rita

 You know what they say Rita, “Save a horse…” heh heh heh. This pic reminds me of a certain FF called “Another Fine Mess!”

 

 

 And Of course, Rob has a Penthouse Suite all his own, With a bedroom and a room to relax in.

 

 

Had to give Rob a head board he couldn't break *snickers* Unless...

 

 

 

Lastly we have My room.

 

And Just in case you ever hear this from Rob,…

 

Wheeee… errr um I mean, We have a room for that here at The RA Mansion too

RROP for Bad girls!

 

And I know just what your reaction will be to this too…

 

"Yee Haw!!!"

 

We have full accomodations here at RA, Music room, game room, kitchens, on suite baths, wine cellar, ballroom and more so you can imagine I had to draw the line some where. I am going to make this a page at the top with all the other rooms I mentioned showing a slideshow so show us how you have chosen to decorate your RA bedroom and stake your RA Mansion claim!!

 

Much Love to you all,

 

RobsFan~tasy

 

Tonguing it Tuesday Robporn: Bel Ami Edition

Yes, it’s Tuesday again! And somewhere in the world (Belgium, to be exact) lucky h00rs are having multiple panty poofing moments watching Bel Ami on the big screen. If only we all lived in Belgium or could get there easily. Most of us unfortunately have to wait til March, or later. So let’s brighten up the day with our own little DuRob fest! (all quotes from the novel)

“And there’s no mistake. He’s Georges Duroy. I’m still covered in bruises from the awful old bed of his”

Not that any of us mind being bruised by him or his bed

“And what do you enjoy?”

gulp...You, we enjoy you

“I wanted you so much.”

Really? We have been waiting for you to say that.

”Oh my darling Bel-Ami, I love you more and more every day.” ‘Their cab was rocking like a ship at sea. His mind was on Madame Walter’

You can call us Madame Anything with a stance like that

  ”Why not?  It’s fools and innocents who are always being taken in”

So you're game? There's a whole mansion of h00rs here ready to be your Madames.

“Yes you’re right.  I am a fool – no, an idiot.  Isn’t that what you said?  Love makes idiots of us all”

Well, if you're going to be upset take it out in the RRoP.

 ”When can I see you on your own so that I can tell you how much I love you”

shhh! Don't tell the others but I'll meet you in the penthouse.

“I will never be your mistress.  Do you understand?”

Well, maybe you can persuade me.

So while I spend some time in this little ole fantasy world, why don’t you ladies enjoy this wonderful video someone posted on facebook.

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So who’s lucky enough to live in Belgium? Give us your Bel Ami review in the comments! If not, what are looking forward to seeing? And show us YOUR favorite BA moments so far!

All gifs from Robert Pattinson Life

Monday Madness… Are you Hungry?

Thrill Me Thursday… Thankful for the thrill

RobsFan~tasy

 Good Morning My friends,

I just wanted to stop in and say Hello. For some of us Today is Thanks Giving so I thought I’d like to show you some of the Many things I’m Thankful for. Bet you know what they are huh?

 

Well, at any rate here are some of the things I am Greatful for this year…

 

Our Boyfriend Rob

 

Hello Baby!

 

Black and white photos and profiles…

A Gorgeous profile

 

Fabulous Fics…

Our Fifty

Adorkable Man Giggles…

Giggly Rob For the WIN

A Loving Heart…

He always finds a way to make us love him more

 Rob’s Hands..

Oh The Large hands and Long Elegant Fingers!

Word Vomit…

No Brain or Mouth Filter

 

Great Photographers…

So Hawt

 

Talented ladies who make amazing Edits…

 

*SWOON*

Beautiful eyes, lashes and just recently Goatees…

Those ever-changing stunning eyes *DED* And The Scruff *SQUEEE*

And always Thankful for THIS…*Snickers*

 

*THUD*

 

And great gifs…

Love the eyes and the lips here

 

So thanks Rob for being our personal Prince Charming!

Prince Charming! Yes, Yes he is...

  HAPPY THANKS GIVING EVERYONE!!!

 Oh and off topic here but what they hey, I am Thankful High heels and blue jeans are back in style!! LOL

 

About friggin time! LOVE THIS!!!!

 

Hope you all have a great day, catch some amazing food and find lots of Rob Perving time!

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Lastly I am Thankful for all the wonderful online blogging Rob friends I know. You all are AMAZING!!!

 

Much Love to you all,

 

RobsFan-tasy

 

 

Thrill Me Thursday…

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 Good Morning Ladies, Well it’s Thrill Me Thursday again and I have brought you just a sampling of the most recent panty poofing Robporn available. So, Grab a comfy spot on the floor cause you’ll hurt yourself falling down if you don’t!!!

 

Just push play on the video and scroll through the pics while it plays Ladies.

 *shamwow mandatory*

 

 

 

 

 

"THE MAGESTY OF SEX"

 

GORGEOUS FROM HEAD TO TOE!!

 

 

BEAUTIFUL HEART AND SOUL

 

 

SMIRKY ROB is always a win!!!

 

 

Have you noticed how much broader he is in the chest and shoulders these days?

BROAD CHEST *THUD*

 I think we need a closer view of that don’t you?

Holy hell!!! *POOF*

 Is anybody else mezmerized by the way his shirt is stretched over his chest or lost at the sight of those broad shoulders?

He looks like he is just about to spew some word vomit here. LOL Rob looks so Mischievious!!

Check out my tumbler if you want to hear THESE great audio word vomits from Rob.

 ”The Tip”

“Awwoooo yeeeeessss” and

 ”I can fill every sexual fantasy”

 http://robsfan-tasy.tumblr.com/

Oh Rob *Melt*

 

Hand Porn!!

 Look at the difference between Robs hand and the other guys. Even with his fingers folded in his hand is twice the size of the other guys! *swoon* and I can always dierect your attention a little farther down south…

and there is always that winning smile...

 

 

SMOULDERING ROB

 Oh Now, after that smouldering pic with the lucious pucker, I know ya want to see this…

and just when you thought you couldn’t adore him more, he opens his mouth and speaks!!

stay tuned today ladies for news from RFM and Maggie In LA at the premiere!!!

Much Love Ladies!

RobsFan-tasy

 

Thrill Me Thursday…Amazing Face

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Good Morning Ladies,

Even though it is posted on the top right over there on the side bar I felt it neccessary for the post I am about to do to RE post the following warning:

 ” WARNING: THIS SITE POST CONTAINS COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF ROBERT PATTINSON. WOMEN WITH HEART CONDITIONS ARE ADVISED NOT TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT ROBERT PATTINSON. THIS ALSO APPLIES TO WOMEN WITHOUT HEART CONDITIONS – HE’S VERY PRETTY. ANYWAY, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, ENJOY THIS ROBERT PATTINSON FANSITE  POST!!” xoxo 

OK, now just in case that didn’t get your attention and you weren’t listening, Maybe if you hear it from ROB himself You’ll believe me…

“It’s Dangerous For YOU!” 

You have been Warned!!

As you can tell by the post title this is about the most amazing face. Two days ago I had a little “Accident”, you see I tripped and fell deep into the darkest recess of my Pornfolio. Don’t feel sorry for me, IT WAS FUUNN!!! LOL

But it has taken me two days to climb out, with the following pictures clenched between my teeth, so that I coud show them to you. Ok NOW you should feel sorry for me cause I’m no longer swimming among thousands of pics of “The Pretty” LOL

Wihile I was there I got to noticing something about our boy Robert, He has the most AMAZING face! Oh Don’t Roll your eyes girls! I know what your thinking, “Well DUH!” Right? am I right? I know I’m right. But Imma show you my PURDY Pictures anyway!!!!

So what I want to know Ladies,

Is, How can one Man…

Look so very Different…

Every time you see him?

Yes, I can hear you all now, “It’s because he aged in between those photos and they aren’t in chronological order either.” That’s what I though too at first. But look at these two photos of Rob on Leno.

*F*ckin cute ain’t he?”*

Yeah, I know they are a couple years apart and the hair is different But still very different,

It’s Like OMG Right?

Then I noticed this:…

*gulp* Rome Rob!!! *SWOONS*

These pics were all taken in the same day

And yet,

Verry Different…

Besides the obvious fact that our Man Robert hasTHE MOST AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL FACE EVAH I bet you are asking yourselves, What is her point? Right? well… to be honest. I DO NOT have one LMAO!! I just wanted a reason to post The Pretty’s pretty picture cause HE’S VERY PRETTY. SEE? SEE HOW PRETTY HE IS??!! HE’S VERY PRETTY!!!!

Latere BBEZ!!!

RobsFan~tasy

Tonguing It Tuesday Robporn – A *LICK* Down the Happy Trail…

LICK down the Happy Trail, darlin’?!  Oh, you really shouldn’t have said that! Ummm…dragging my tongue all the way down past his belly button to…..

Yikes!  Uh, hey gang!  Rita here!  MC’s letting me co-host T.I.T. this week.  Hope that’s OK with you!

Sorry for getting a bit carried away, but Rob’s Happy Trail drives me wild!  Well, that and what might be discovered at the end of it…GAH!!

Shall we start with my favorite happy trail photo?  I don’t hear any objections, so…

*ZOOM*

The gratuitous muffin*grabs* the attention as well (dives into the RobGutter)!  This one was in the same shoot…

And, let’s put Rita’s favorite pic in motion with this amazing gif made by the talented Jolori! *Deep breath in……………..*

And if that isn’t enough for you, how about a couple of prime vids!!

Awww, who else remembers Roy Rogers and Dale Evans?

Same song, more modern version!

A little cooling off might be required at this point, right?

Rita

Okay, MC here now, & thanks Rita! Jeezus girlfriend, that waterfall makes me think of a wet Rob…..

*SLURP* Hmm...a wet Happy-Trail!

And how about we double our Happy Trail-porn pleasure….

At my age I think I need to get a little closer…….

*I know what you’re thinking you dirty girls, but really Rob is just encouraging me to *cough* take a closer look*

We're sooooooo close to the end of Rob's Happy HAPPY Trail!

Let’s take a trip LICK down the Happy Trail-porn memory lane…

Sparkly Happy Trail-porn!

*TAKE IT ALL OFF* Whoops, did I say that out loud?!

*The next 3 “gif”ts are courtesy of the lovely Rdmickey1989*

Look out RA ladies here he cums again!

It just keeps going & going &....*THUD*

Rob just wants to make sure we all know EXACTLY where his Happy Trail ends…