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Holy shit, angelz!
No way you haven’t all seen it by now, but Rob doubters be DAMNED! That Cosmopolis teaser trailer was the best 34 seconds EVER and I can’t stop watching it!
Oh yeah, baby! It’s coming and it’s gonna be EPIC!!
You won’t be surprised to learn that tumblr went absolutely WILD with screencaps, gifs, banners and edits! Even I couldn’t resist the urge to do a little editing of my own, although I have no idea how to tag it…oh well!

Ah, Geez! Rob's sweat soaked, lickable happy trail *THUD!*
That first sequence was very popular for gifmakers…
I think I’d like to see that in slow motion, wouldn’t you? {if the gifs aren’t moving, click ‘em!}
Hell’n I literally jumped a foot off my chair when he shot his hand! How the F*CK did they do that?? {gif}
Didn’t you think AudioMachine’s “10 Inch Nails” from their Deus Ex Machina album was the perfect music for that trailer? Especially for the nightclub scene, which was beautifully shot…{gif}
Kill me now…Rob going all predatory on us in the limo? *THUD!*{gif}
And MelbieToast made us a beautiful edit…
This might seem like overkill to you, but I just gotta include another gorgeous edit…a close-up! I could swear it’s a SlaveForRob (Bru) edit, but it’s not tagged…
Wild limo sex anybody? Hell yeah! {Why didn’t they hire ME to do that scene *sob!*}
That just BEGS to be gif’d…{gif}
Rob’s alley strut just cracks me the f*ck up! InRobWeLust wants to know which of Rob’s movies we are most looking forward to…Bel Ami or Cosmopolis? BOTH, BB!!!!! {gif}
Cronenberg is gonna shock us all with Cosmopolis! Nothing is taboo and that’s as refreshing as pissing in an expensive limo LMAO!!!
Sparkybitchface entered the tumblr fray with this contribution…{gif}
LMAO!!!
So much action was packed into 34 seconds of RobHeaven that, had it not been for the screenshots, I never would have seen this…doesn’t it look just like a painting? Simply stunning!
And, as if all that wasn’t enough, WE HAVE ASS CRACK!!! Yes, it’s from an Italian trailer for Bel Ami so it doesn’t exactly fit this post, but I couldn’t NOT share this gorgeous edit by InRobWeLust!
And whoever made this gif should be given sainthood LMAO!!
Now, I know this has nothing to do with Rob, but were you even aware that Stephenie Meyer’s book, The Host, was being made into a movie?
Science fiction being one of my favorite genres, I enjoyed the hell out of that story! And, if this trailer is any indication, it might just be worth checking out when it hits the theaters next year!!
Happy Sunday, ya’ll!
Rita
































