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Sensual Sunday ~ The Pretty in Paris!

Ah, ladies!

Spring is in the air and I hear tell that Paris in the Spring is not to be missed! Now, we’ve all been to Tokyo, Rome and Berlin with Rob here on Sensual Sunday, so why don’t we ask him to sweep us all off to Paris!?!?!

I don’t now about you, but my bags are packed and I’m ready to go!

Oh my, that IS a massive erection!

*Grrrrrrrr!* Don't even go there, little girl?

Eeeep! Busted!!! OK, OK…I’ll TRY and keep it clean, but it’s so hard!

Rita...I'm warning you! Don't do it!

Don’t do what? *whistling and twiddling my thumbs*

I know you, Rita! You won't be able to resist!

Resist what? Ooooh! You mean….

Go ahead and say it...out loud!

Ummm…that’s what she said? *ducks head*

Rita, you are incorrigible! I don't know why I put up with you!

Well, because you love all your fans, right? See? I’ve got proof….

Aw crap! I didn't mean to make her cry!

Don’t worry about it, Rob darlin’! She just loves you so much, it leaked out of her eyes!

But...I don't understand this! It's the characters I play, right? Not me!

Weeell, yeah, we love: Gieselher, Rawdy, Cedric, Toby, Daniel, Art, Richard, Salvador, Tyler, Jacob, Georges, Eric and, of course, Edward, but only because YOUR beautiful heart and soul brought them to life!

OK...that kinda makes sense, I guess!

Hey! You know, those natives who didn’t like having their photos taken ’cause they were afraid it was stealing their souls might not have been crazy, after all! LMAO!!

Rita! Once again, you crack me the fuck up! LOL!

Aw, Rob! Flattery will get you everywhere LMAO!

I'll remember you said that! Laters, baby! MWAH!

HOLY F*CK!!!!! And the man wonders why we can’t get enough! *THUD!*

Sorry, ladies!  Rob distracted me…again!  So, just to remind  you of the timeline, Rob’s been in Paris 3 times for personal appearances {no, I’m not counting this year’s Paris Fashion Week}…

New Moon – November 10, 2009

Water for Elephants – April 28, 2011

Breaking Dawn, Part 1 – October 23, 2011

That’s all, folks!

Happy Easter, ya’ll!

Rita

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