Wandering…Lips, BD style!

I promised you guys a couple of weeks back some Wandering Breaking Dawn lips. And what a better week to do it than now when so many of you are getting your own copies of the DVD!! (Sorry Germany, but the 29th will be here before you know it!) So grab your shamanties, get your lips ready and have a cold drink nearby….we’re going in!!!

Let’s start with this handsome guy jumping into your bedroom window the night before the wedding.

Next we have the longest, most inappropriate wedding kiss ever. But who could blame the girl? I wouldn’t want to stop kissing him either!

Holy HALE!!! If this is just the wedding I don’t know if I’ll survive the honeymoon!!! Those luscious lips…GAH.

Our next stop is Lapa. Instead of dancing in the streets, I think kissing is much better!

Who’s ready for a swim? Don’t take too long, ladies!

*Wet & Wild baby!* UNF!

I think we’re all um, prepared for the Honeymoon now. Don’t you agree? Hope you all make it

I think we need a little bit of a cool down to help us acclimate to the real world.

  

Oh sorry! I said a cool down, didn’t I? Well how about a really sad but romantic kiss. Don’t worry, I’ll  follow up with something steamy!

No words

And a special treat for you…Breaking Dawn 2 kissing!

I almost think this is better than watching the movie. All our favorite parts are right here! Okay, maybe not. But these are pretty darn inspiring!

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH A NEWS FLASH!

BEL AMI HAS A US RELEASE DATE! Mark your calendars, ladies. June 8th 2012. Let’s just hope this is the same for our Canadian sisters as well!

I'm ready to curl up with this!

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Thank you MidNight Cougar and tumblr for all the steamy gifs!!

Tonguing It Tuesday Robporn: I KNEEd you now!

Hello ladies! I hope you’re surviving this slight shower that’s been coming our way! And with all this yummy Rob goodness of WFE gifs (hawt), Rob with a goatee (what?!) and knowing that we’re going to be seeing a lot more of him….I NEED HIM NOW!!!!  I know, it’s asking a lot when the man’s schedule is super busy. So I guess I’ll settle with some Kneeporn today. Enjoy!

Let’s start off in Tokyo with some smouldering, shall we?

Black and white is always nice…

So serious. God, I flove ripped jeans!

And it never hurts to see it twice!

Why, hello there!

Okay, enough with the teasing. Let’s see some NAKED KNEES!!

Love a man that can row, even in that outfit! My what a LONG oar you have there Rob!

But let’s make this a little more modern…

Aww, he looks so content.

Maybe we should *ZOOM* in on that sexy Kneeporn…

Just in case you forgot where our focus was today….

Wait! What was the focus?!

And who wants some Knee Movement?

And finally, a little tongue gif(t)!

So glad the drought is OVER!!! Happy Tuesday, ladies!

Rob Fan~tasy

Tonguing It Tuesday Robporn – If Looks Could Kill…

Today we’re Tonguing It Tuesday with some Eye-porn.  Now, I know this may be sort of a repeat post of Rob’s Eye-porn goodness, but what the hell, eh? Can we really have too much of his beautiful, gorgeous, eyes?! Not IMO! ‘Cause I’m telling you RA ladies, “If Looks Could Kill”, I would be a goner….

His eyes here......*SWOON* This is one of my all-time favs! The Jaw-porn & Sex-eyes......unbelievable!!

The “gif”t that gives the many facets of Rob’s Eye-porn:

*THUD*

Okay, now that I have your attention, we’ll focus on some Sex-eyes! Shamantie warning!!

Come hither, my lovelies! *deep breath in......exhale*

The ultimate in Bedroom-eyes!

Rug-burn suddenly seems appealing!

Oh, and this close-up….blue-eyes, indeed!

Absolutely stunning!

So fascinating to watch Rob’s eyes!

I don’t think anyone would dispute the fact that Rob’s eyes are very expressive, they really do speak for themselves:

"WTF?" Eye-porn that says a thousand words!

*WHOA*

I wonder if Rob really knows what he does to us with looks like this?! *GAH!*

Be still, my beating vajayjay!

And, today I will leave you with a little Tongue-porn to compliment some more Eye-porn!

Double your pleasure! *fans self*

There are so many amazing pics out there showcasing Rob’s incredible Eye-porn, so please share your favorites! Happy T.I.T ! MC

* I would like to send out a special thanks to the lovely Jolori for her help with finding the gifs for this post, and for letting me raid her amazing Robporn Collection!  :) 

Tonguing It Tuesday Robporn – We’ve got your “BACK” baby!

Today, we’re going to turn our beloved Rob around and focus on his Back-porn. Now, don’t get me wrong, I can never get enough of his beautiful, gorgeous face, but I have always been quite partial to Rob’s back too. Being so tall and lean, his sexy back has the perfect “V” shape – the man’s broad shoulders, that lead down to the trim waste! *fans self* I would love to run my hands over this back. *up and down, up and down*

Oh God....so smooth & sexy! WANT.......TO.....TOUCH!

And another, bit closer look with a different angle, while in motion!

Holy hell look at those muscle flex! *THUD*

We can’t forget to include some of Rob’s first pics of Back-porn….

Let's reminisce with some "Twilight" Back-porn! *le sigh* Nice ass too!

Hmm.... naked "New Moon" Back-porn! Rob looked SO GOOD here!

And, he not only gives good Back-porn when naked, but we must consider the clothing option too….

Looking fine from behind at the airport! *Now, where is MY x-ray scanner...and handcuffs?*

That silky suit jacket fits his back so perfectly! *SWOON* Damn, he has such a great ass too!

And, RA ladies, I do not take responsibility for any ruined shamanties when you view this, REPEATEDLY! It’s my Back-porn”gif”t, to you, that will keep going and going and going and going……(while we wait for November 18th).

Gives new meaning to "DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE"!! *DED*

I guess I should also bring on a little Tongueporn too, since it is T.I.T…

Hmm.....Tank-porn & Tongue-porn! *fans vajayjay*

Hope you enjoyed this Back-porn Edition of Tonguing It Tuesday Robporn, now please share your favorites!

p.s. Many thanks to Jolori and RFM for help finding some of these pics and gifs. MC

 

Tonguing It Tuesday Robporn – Luscious Lips Edition

Rob’s Luscious Lip-porn is truly a sight to behold. He has the most amazing smile. I believe I’ve heard it referred to as his own special “panty-dropping smile”! *nods head*

Such a brilliant smile! *Those smiling lips melt my heart*

This is what I'm gonna tag as his SUPER Lip-porn smile! So adorable!

Then we have the Pouty Lip-porn, which is HAWT!

No refusing the demands of this Pouty Lip-porn! Anyone else have the sudden urge to wanna suck that sexy lip HARD?!

Tonguing It Tuesday Robporn – P33n-porn Edition!

Today’s  Tonguing It Tuesday Robporn will focus on a very important part of Robporn anatomy……..yes, RA ladies, I thought it was time to bring on the P33N-porn. This post was inspired by Jolori when she tagged me in this pic on facebook….

The first thing that popped into my pervy head, when I saw this pic, was BEACH P33N-PORN !!

Anyone volunteer to pull on that long…………string?

I decided to ask Jolori what gems she might have in her extensive “Spank Bank” stash, and well, she sends me this……..*THUD*

A Collage of P33n-porn, does Robporn life really get any better than this?!

That would be me, on the bed, having to lie down from hyperventilating after looking at this stimulating P33n-porn Collage, FOR HOURS!

If you dare *click the pic for ENLARGEMENT*!

I’m still trying to figure out just how the hell I’m going to get me one of those P33n-porn Collages for my bedroom! *fans self*

Let’s reminisce with this RAoR P33n-porn pic; one of my favs. I flove button-fly jeans, and the slogan is perfect!

Then, I found this…..

And RA ladies.....that is NOT a cell-phone! I believe RFM & I have had a few pervy discussions about this pic!

Now, while he walks, we gawk….

Walking P33n-porn really does it for me! *fans self & vajayjay*

GAH! Those button-fly jeans and the way his *cough* fly-area is situated…….*as if my hot-flashes weren’t enough to make me faint*

And, IMO no P33n-porn post should be complete without the BIP (Big in Paris) gif………. *lmfao* even gives us the date! ♥ it!

*Courtesy of the talented RoseArcadia*

Also, Tonguing It Tuesday Robporn wouldn’t be complete without a little Tongue-porn!

I thought since we were talking about an "elephant trunk" today anyways that maybe a WFE Tongue-porn would be appropriate.

So, that is some of my favorite P33n-porn and it would be great if you’ll would share some of yours that I know are hiding in your “Spank Banks” of Robporn! MC

Note: Special thanks to Jolori!