Hello Ladies, like all of you I have been licking clicking and saving all the Rob ~ Cannes goodness for days…
and I’m still behind…
no, not that behind Rob {snickers} although it ISa great one. When I heard Rob received an eight and a half minute standing ovation I was not only thrilled for him but undescribably proud of him. While searching for the beautiful edits I knew would be on FB and Tumblr I saw this one from Melbie Toast and she managed to elegantly put into words what I was feeling… {I Added some pics between her words}
“My dear friends, I’m still so overwhelmed by the events yesterday…which I shared with my dear friend Jackie, I felt I must write something to all of you about my feelings. The standing ovation Rob received at the premiere of Cosmopolis so moved me, and him… to see Rob FINALLY get the respect and admiration for his acting abilities by the elite…I know it must have been tremendous emotionally… Just incredible…I am so damn happy for him…
As Jackie mentioned to me, “I think we actually think feel his elation and also his relief too. We are his fans and we love him so much but this is finally acceptance from those who matter in his career. It’s just so wonderful. He is blessed with a wonderful life at the moment and long may it last….I want nothing but love and happiness for this wonderful young man. Maybe it is a little strange, the effect he has on us…It’s like we feel what he feels…Well, a little maybe!”
I agree with Jackie; Yes, it is strange, in a way… how we feel about him… so devoted to his success…but we’ve followed his every move for years, rejoicing in his talents, and to finally see him recognized in such a profound way by his peers… this is just so awesome – we can’t help but vicariously enjoy and be moved by his success at Cannes.
I’ve never cared so deeply for a celebrity… it’s just him…he is just so charming, disarming, uninhibited, humble, and filled with so much sweetness and sexiness at the same time and oh so very talented in so many ways…. he has beguiled us… this love and admiration I have for Rob is entirely new to me and I wonder sometimes why I am experiencing something like this so late in my life… maybe it is because I am mature enough to see beyond the shell of celebrity and truly admire the wonderful person that Rob is.
Yes, Rob is a very handsome man, but there are a lot of handsome men out there…it is his personality that has reeled us in and made us love him so much and be devoted to him like no other. He joked in the past that his fans were in love with “the vampire”… and that may have been true years ago…but now…we have gotten to know his true self via hundreds of interviews and appearances and in many of your cases, an actual meeting… and we’ve heard all the stories of how wonderful he is to fans in person from those who have met him…. we have grown to truly love and adore this man for WHO he is…inside.
I just absolutely adore him and I think that is why his success at Cannes has so affected me… I’m just so proud of him and so happy for him, I had to put it in words! I just can’t go to sleep until I had done this…” ~Melbie Toast
Thank you Melbie for saying so beautifully what Icould not… {Bravo BB}
Until Next time ladies, Keep Lickin’ Clickin’ and Savin’!!
Hello ladies! Either today is a day you are dreading, happily awaiting, or are indifferent about all together. And no, it’s not because you’ve become to accustomed to Tonguing It Tuesday here it atRA. It’s Valentine’s Day and love IS indeed in the air here!!! Rob love, that is! Just the way we like it. But Rob love can be oh so many things. Take a look…
Yes, we all know that WE love Rob. But what about some other species on earth?
I’m confessing that we all love you! See, even Rosie can’t keep her trunk off Rob. And she’s not the only one of her costars that feel that way!
And you thought I was going to say Reese! Looks like the Animal Kingdom has fallen under the Pattinson Spell as well. But let’s find something a little smaller and see who wins this battle.
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I heard that this baby was screaming its head off when Rob first held it but once it looked into his eyes quieted down nicely. Okay, maybe it WAS the cream cheese and jelly thumb but I think Rob looks like a natural here.
So there you have it. Women, animals, babies and children all love Rob. And I think we can safely say the feeling is mutual. Here’s my words of wisdom to tell others.
Because there’s really nothing wrong with this:
And now some heartfelt words from the man himself.
Well, it’s not quite what I was going for Rob. And poor Patty, may she rest in peace. Let’s try this again, shall we?
See? I told you the feeling was mutual!
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!
Robs Fan~tasy
All pics found from google and facebook. And speaking of facebook, you can find us here too!
I know, I know, when you think Thigh Master you think Suzanne Somers. But come on, she’s not the REAL thigh master. The one who has the most gorgeous thighs without exercise is Rob of course!
And this time I went straight to the Rob Thigh H00r Expert and my friend, Pullmydaisy Too to bring us some of the best thigh pics out there. I don’t think there’s any way to start us out slow with this one. I mean, the thighs are awfully close to some other of our favorite bits! So I’m going to try to keep your attention in the right place with some close-ups…(click pics for LARGE view)
The lovable buttonflies with the knee-rip, swoon!
Thighs perfect for lap sitting! GAH
The latest thigh sighting...UNF!!
Now that I know your eyes are on the thighs (well, mostly ) it’s time for some different angles!
Side thigh...nice
Thanks for giving us a proper look at that angle, Rob!
Bent front view, looks like a nice meaty thigh
The back view...kill me now!!!
I bet you ladies have forgotten where to look, didn’t you? Rob, can you please get them to focus on your THIGHS?
Look right here, ladies. I'm pointing them out to you!
Now Rob, I don’t think that’s gonna help them focus… on your thighs, that is!
Does anyone need to see the back view again?
Forget it, I give up!!!! Bring on the THIGH porn in the comments ladies! (and please tell me you clicked on the pics for the best view possible!) Thanks again to Pullmydaisy Too for all the awesome pics!!
Last Tuesday MC had us focus on Rob’s mouth, his lip biting mouth! And it got me to thinking, what else do I love that mouth doing? Okay ladies, come back from the gutter for a minute! I love when those lips are wrapped around straws, cups, his fingers, even cigarettes. But what I love the most is when his lips are drinking from a bottle! (I don’t really think any of you are surprised by this. Look at my avi, for crying out loud.)
I mean, the way that your lips have to be to drink from a bottle are almost like a pucker for a kiss. Here’s an oldie but a goodie that always seems to get me going! Maybe it’s the added scruff?!
Even with half a head of hair he still looks good. Maybe it’s the added jawporn?!
It looks especially good drunk and with a beanie!
Maybe the appeal is in the long fingers that hold said bottle?
Or the added neckporn?
Let’s put that neck and lipporn in motion! *swoon*
And imagine my surprise and giddy pleasure when I saw that we get some Bottle Drinking Rob in Bel Ami!!!
But then, I found this wonderful, larger than life, killing me slowly, cropped version of Bottle Rob!!!
Lord have mercy!!! I. AM. DED._______________________
But I will hold off until hitting publish like always So as you can see, I have a small Bottle Rob collection. And this was just a tip of the iceberg! So have at it, ladies. I’m sure glad us Robcats have at least 9 lives because I’m gonna need ‘em when I see what you’ve got in the comments!
A few days ago on Facebook, a friend of mine, Rosie posted this pic….
And, the first inappropriate thought that went through my pervy head at the thoughts of Rob biting were…*fans self*
RAWRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Then I thought F*ck Me not Gently, BITE ME BABY! I need to do a T.I.T.Biting Post ’cause it’s pretty damn sexy when Rob bites his bottom lip!
Then another friend of mine, Southern Fanfiction Review, said, “MC, you might want to look at my Tumblr blog – that is my speciality. I nab any picture of him biting that precious plump lip!” So, of course being the Robporn biting lovin’ h00r that I am, I did exactly that… AND… Please enjoy ladies…
Hell yes, if you insist!
An oldie but goody from 2008 - Biting & Beanie! Adorable!
Wild Sex-hair, Scruffporn and Lip Biting! F*cking Hell!
Hmm...I had to include this with him biting his tongue & his thumb.....Damn!
YUM! When he bites his lip....*shiver*
More dirty thoughts...Rob...elephant trunk....biting.... *runs off to change shamanties*
Anyone else have pervy thoughts of Rob & biting & his....... elephant appendage?!
I never realized how often he Bites his sexy smiling lips! *swoon*
Ooh he looks naughty here! Matches all my raunchy thoughts...
This pic in black & white...*SWOON*
Damn he looks gorgeous here! Bite Me Baby!
This is one of my favs via Jolori…
Good God! That intense stare while biting his lip... & the scruffy Jawporn.... *fans vajayjay*
A Triple Tease Play! *WET & DED* Lord have mercy on my vajayjay!
No sexy-hair, but still sexy as hell biting that luscious plump lip! *UNF*
This is all WIN!
And, since it is TONGUING It Tuesday and we’re focusing on Rob’s luscious mouth….
God, this man is gonna kill this Rob h00r! BITE, SUCK & LICK those lips and tongue! *hoor down*
*UNF* What to do, what to do with that WET tongue & teeth...BITE ME BABY!
HOLY HELL! *WET*
*All the way baby!*
There you have it RA ladies, I hope Rob bit into your Robporn thrills today! Special Thanks to Rosie & SFR for the idea & all the Robporn pics! Now, bring on some more Biteporn and please share your favourites!
He’s a what, He’s a what…he’s a music man! As many of you that have been here long enough know, I have a thing for musicians. In fact it was that quality that piqued my interest in the man that played both Cedric Diggory and Edward Cullen. Learning that he was actually playing piano in Twilight was amazing but hearing that he played guitar as well sent me over the edge. So it should come to no surprise that just seeing pics of Rob with an instrument poofs my panties. And don’t get me started on what happens when I get to hear his voice, watch his hands and admire the beauty that is Rob playing live!!! Here are some of my favorite pics from my very own spank bank. (if any of these are your creations please let us know in the comments so we can credit you!)
This is the first glimpse we had of musical Rob:
Can not wait for the sequel to this!! Reneseme's Lullaby
Since then there have been many photo shoots featuring pianos. Here are some of my faves:
This setting is amazing!
What long fingers you have, Rob...
Finger, jaw, forearm AND thighporn!!! ded
Actually, he wouldn’t even have to play to get me going. Just sitting here looking all pensive has got my girlie bits going!
I got some ideas of what we can do with that piano. MOTU, anyone?!
The piano is nice but a man with a guitar is my greatest weakness!!
This was my very first avi, aww
So sweet!
I wonder just how many guitars does he have?
And imagine if he was handed a guitar that was in tune during this interview. (the 8:00ish mark)
We did get a small glimpse of Rob acting like a not so great guitar player in How to Be.
I'd fall for Art even though he's not the best player.
Last year we were lucky that Rob was drunk enough to play live and be recorded for our listening pleasure. Okay, maybe he wasn’t drunk but I wouldn’t put it past him!
And here’s another live performance to leave you with: (you did click the links above for the vids, right?)
WooHoo! I have a treat for you this week RA lovelies! Melbie Toast is joining me as my co-host and we all know what a Robporn Specialist she is in our Rob World!
This week’s post “Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition” was inspired by Melbie when she tagged me on Facebook in this edit of hers…
Melbie said, "Twilight Premiere 2008 vs. Breaking Dawn Premiere 2011 - in Los Angeles... oh my when you really compare like this he has grown up so much!!! Into a very sexy fully grown manly MAN!"
Yes, I couldn’t agree more, Rob is like a fine wine…just get’s better with age! Now, why did I include the word Sensuousin today’s post title, you might ask or you might not care? Well, I was trying to think of the perfect adjective to describe Rob in a Suit…and MANY came to mind along with sexy, but “sensuous usually implies gratification of the senses for the sake of aesthetic pleasure” and “aethetic pleasure is… how people experience beauty” and well, we all know the Beauty of “The Pretty” and what he does sensuously to us woman (& some men)… *sigh* *giggles* See, and who the hell said Robporn wasn’t educational?! lmao
I digress, so let’s get this Suitporn party started because I have lots of incredible pics for you courtesy of Melbie. She went through her incredible Robporn Collection to pick out some of her favourites to share with us, but first let’s read Melbie’s observations about Rob is a suit…
Although Rob looks absolutely scrumptious in his button-fly jeans (or any jeans for that matter, buy especially those button-flys), a band T-shirt ( or any T-Shirt), his beanie or ballcap —- Mr. Sex on Legs absolutely knows how to Rock a Suit right out of the park. Yes SuitWard, with his long lean just-enough-muscled body, those long long sexy legs and and arms, was made to fill out a suit perfectly…especially since Rob tends to wear his suits “tight”… thus revealing to us drooling women the perfect contours of his perfect ass… (or RobButt, if you will)…. and sometimes, yes… the “RobCrotch”… which of course causes us to not only “drool”, but fall onto the floor in a dead faint. (Just sayin’)
Some of Rob’s earlier photos where he is Rockin’ the Suit were taken at the London or Los Angeles Premieres of Twilight back in 2008, and if you compare those photos to SuitWard Rob at the recent Breaking Dawn premieres, one can only notice that Rob is not only “filling out” nicely in his chest and shoulders as he ages, he is really now SOFA KING HOT when he wears a suit (especially a black or grey one, IMO) we not only drool at his sexy hot body, we gasp, pant, and can only manage to utter an un-intelligible string of drivel such as, “ung”, “nom nom nom”, “unf unf”…etc. Of course, Rob not only Rocks a Suit at film premieres, when he wears a period suit in Bel Ami or Water for Elephants, or the wedding tuxedo in Breaking Dawn… he is also totally drool-gasp-faint-worthy indeed!
Oh we have so much to look forward to…. more premieres, more films, where Rob will be Rockin’ more and more suits!!
xoxo from Melbie
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*MC sweeps hand out* Your Suitporn, m’ ladies….
*PERFECTION* That sexy look at the Japan Press Conference - Twilight 2008.....OMFG first time this h00r seriously melted for Rob. I swear every Rob lovin' woman around the world was WET!
Of course we can't do Cannes Rob 2009 without the famous Leg-spread shot *cocks my head to the side to get a better view of....well yeah his...*
Rob in a Tux at the Oscars 2009? *DED*
Incredibly smooth & sexy here at New Moon Premiere LA *swoon*
Some Eclipse shots of the unique red Suit…..
While not one of my favs, I thought he was so amazing to be Rockin' the Red Suit & only Rob could pull this off.! (unknown source for this image)
I would like to share a few of Jolori’s amazing creations to wet your panties….I mean whistle…
The casual suit is so sexy on him too! "Gawd he is so gorgeous beyond words!" - said Jolori.
Jolori said, "this one did me in /\__/\_____________________ DED"
The famous Details shoot ’cause yeah…Black & White and so incredibly sensual….
What a "RobCrotch" shot! *Holy Hell this h00r is down*
To finish off this Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition of T.I.T I thought we should thrill you with some Rob’s movie shots. But, first this video by LeaLoves007 who did a WFE Tux video…
Now, some of Melbie’s enhancements….
Robowski in a tuxedo is gorgeous! *So many fantasies involving that bowtie*
DuRob in a stunning period Suit in Bel Ami… *cumming… soon I hope ’cause Naked-assporn?!…no words*
DuRob looking sexy in 19C formal attire! And...um..yeah..the cane? *so many options*
I had to include this even though he’s not in a total suit, just the pinstripe jacket, but it’s what Melbie dubs ‘Rob as Domward’ and he’s so f*ucking HOT!
*runs off to grab the handcuffs & whipping crop*
If anyone is still breathing and able to watch another video, I have a special treat for you and made especially for today’s post by my incredibly talented friend, tropicnebula(aka Bobby Dupea Cullen) entitled “Suit Rob”…
And, T.I.T. wouldn’t be complete without some tongue….
*WFE Sydney*
Well, RA ladies, it was one hell of a Tonguing It Tuesday – Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition! Thank you to Jolori, who freely allows us to use her amazing creations and Bobby for creating that perfect ‘Suit Rob’ video for today! And, Many Many THANKS to the lovely Melbie Toast! I was so thrilled that she accepted my offer to be my co-host today, she really is a wonderfully talented lady who I am very honoured to call my friend.
Also, today is Melbie’s Birthday, so please join me in wishing her a Very Happy Birthday from all of us here at Rob Attack!
Melbie said, "He is handing me my ticket to the cinema to see Bel Ami, so he can KILL me already..." What a perfect Birthday present that would be...we hope Melbie's wish comes true!!
Now, we know there are many more gorgeous shots of Rob Suitporn out there and it was difficult to choose which ones to use today, so please share with us your favourites!
Yes, it’s Tuesday again! And somewhere in the world (Belgium, to be exact) lucky h00rs are having multiple panty poofing moments watching Bel Ami on the big screen. If only we all lived in Belgium or could get there easily. Most of us unfortunately have to wait til March, or later. So let’s brighten up the day with our own little DuRob fest! (all quotes from the novel)
“And there’s no mistake. He’s Georges Duroy. I’m still covered in bruises from the awful old bed of his”
Not that any of us mind being bruised by him or his bed
“And what do you enjoy?”
gulp...You, we enjoy you
“I wanted you so much.”
Really? We have been waiting for you to say that.
”Oh my darling Bel-Ami, I love you more and more every day.” ‘Their cab was rocking like a ship at sea. His mind was on Madame Walter’
You can call us Madame Anything with a stance like that
”Why not? It’s fools and innocents who are always being taken in”
So you're game? There's a whole mansion of h00rs here ready to be your Madames.
“Yes you’re right. I am a fool – no, an idiot. Isn’t that what you said? Love makes idiots of us all”
Well, if you're going to be upset take it out in the RRoP.
”When can I see you on your own so that I can tell you how much I love you”
shhh! Don't tell the others but I'll meet you in the penthouse.
“I will never be your mistress. Do you understand?”
Well, maybe you can persuade me.
So while I spend some time in this little ole fantasy world, why don’t you ladies enjoy this wonderful video someone posted on facebook.
Robs Fan~tasy
So who’s lucky enough to live in Belgium? Give us your Bel Ami review in the comments! If not, what are looking forward to seeing? And show us YOUR favorite BA moments so far!
Yep, I knew that title would get your attention. And I don’t think you need me to tell you that this is possibly NSFW, but there it is anyway. I’m bringing out the big guns today, in honor of DuRob and the new Bel Ami trailer! We all know DuRob is an amoral character that uses SEX to gain his power in society. So I thought it might be fun to take a look back at some of our favorite sex moments so far. I hope you all survive! And that I survive long enough to press the publish button!!
I think we should start off nice and slow. This man’s just a beginner but boy does he have some moves.
Especially when he takes it all off!
And let’s go a little bit lower, shall we…
Yep, Robowski is pretty steamy! Next we have another virgin in the bedroom but he does have vampiric strength going for him.
Looks better than the “general movement” if you ask me! Let’s take a closer look:
Just as I suspected…THRUSTING!!! Wow! This one is also fab in the bedroom! As long as you don’t care about your furniture
Is it getting hot in here? Now that we are all warmed up, here’s a guy that has a little more experience.
And a little more passion…
In my opinion, this is the sexiest love scene that we’ve seen from Rob so far. So sexy in fact that it needs a whole video dedicated to it!
And finally, the man of the hour. Mister Georges DuRob, himself!!! This man just oozes sex.
And not just with one woman, of course.
We won’t be able to see any of the good stuff until next year (hopefully on the dates that have been released). So we’ll just have to settle on a little more THRUSTING!!
And in case any of you are still with us…here’s the new trailer to help get us even more excited!
Well, I’m off to go recover from all the hawtness! Tell us your fave Rob sex moments and what you are looking forward to in Bel Ami, and Cosmopolis for that matter.
It’s only 5 more days til Robmas, ladies!! So what better way to get us ready for the holiday than with some Robporn. Santa Robporn that is! Now some of these we’ve seen before, but who doesn’t mind licking them again?! I thought so
Who comes around on a special night? Santa Rob comes on a special night! Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa…Santa Rob!
You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout. I’m telling you why… Santa Rob is coming to town!
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Rob underneath the mistletoe last night.
Here comes Santa Rob, here comes Santa Rob. Right down RobAttack Lane.
So Santa Robby, hurry down our chimney tonight!
I’m ready for Robmas now!!! Aren’t you?! Hope he’s bringing some new shamanties!
Robs Fan~tasy
Thanks to Midnight Cougar for giving me this idea awhile back! And since she wasn’t able to do it herself, I dedicate this post to her. Love you and hurry back, my friend!
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