WooHoo! I have a treat for you this week RA lovelies! Melbie Toast is joining me as my co-host and we all know what a Robporn Specialist she is in our Rob World!
This week’s post “Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition” was inspired by Melbie when she tagged me on Facebook in this edit of hers…
Melbie said, "Twilight Premiere 2008 vs. Breaking Dawn Premiere 2011 - in Los Angeles... oh my when you really compare like this he has grown up so much!!! Into a very sexy fully grown manly MAN!"
Yes, I couldn’t agree more, Rob is like a fine wine…just get’s better with age! Now, why did I include the word Sensuous in today’s post title, you might ask or you might not care? Well, I was trying to think of the perfect adjective to describe Rob in a Suit…and MANY came to mind along with sexy, but “sensuous usually implies gratification of the senses for the sake of aesthetic pleasure” and “aethetic pleasure is… how people experience beauty” and well, we all know the Beauty of “The Pretty” and what he does sensuously to us woman (& some men)… *sigh* *giggles* See, and who the hell said Robporn wasn’t educational?! lmao
I digress, so let’s get this Suitporn party started because I have lots of incredible pics for you courtesy of Melbie. She went through her incredible Robporn Collection to pick out some of her favourites to share with us, but first let’s read Melbie’s observations about Rob is a suit…
Although Rob looks absolutely scrumptious in his button-fly jeans (or any jeans for that matter, buy especially those button-flys), a band T-shirt ( or any T-Shirt), his beanie or ballcap —- Mr. Sex on Legs absolutely knows how to Rock a Suit right out of the park. Yes SuitWard, with his long lean just-enough-muscled body, those long long sexy legs and and arms, was made to fill out a suit perfectly…especially since Rob tends to wear his suits “tight”… thus revealing to us drooling women the perfect contours of his perfect ass… (or RobButt, if you will)…. and sometimes, yes… the “RobCrotch”… which of course causes us to not only “drool”, but fall onto the floor in a dead faint. (Just sayin’)
Some of Rob’s earlier photos where he is Rockin’ the Suit were taken at the London or Los Angeles Premieres of Twilight back in 2008, and if you compare those photos to SuitWard Rob at the recent Breaking Dawn premieres, one can only notice that Rob is not only “filling out” nicely in his chest and shoulders as he ages, he is really now SOFA KING HOT when he wears a suit (especially a black or grey one, IMO) we not only drool at his sexy hot body, we gasp, pant, and can only manage to utter an un-intelligible string of drivel such as, “ung”, “nom nom nom”, “unf unf”…etc. Of course, Rob not only Rocks a Suit at film premieres, when he wears a period suit in Bel Ami or Water for Elephants, or the wedding tuxedo in Breaking Dawn… he is also totally drool-gasp-faint-worthy indeed!
Oh we have so much to look forward to…. more premieres, more films, where Rob will be Rockin’ more and more suits!!
xoxo from Melbie
*MC sweeps hand out* Your Suitporn, m’ ladies….
*PERFECTION* That sexy look at the Japan Press Conference - Twilight 2008.....OMFG first time this h00r seriously melted for Rob. I swear every Rob lovin' woman around the world was WET!
Of course we can't do Cannes Rob 2009 without the famous Leg-spread shot *cocks my head to the side to get a better view of....well yeah his...*
Rob in a Tux at the Oscars 2009? *DED*
Incredibly smooth & sexy here at New Moon Premiere LA *swoon*
Some Eclipse shots of the unique red Suit…..
While not one of my favs, I thought he was so amazing to be Rockin' the Red Suit & only Rob could pull this off.! (unknown source for this image)
This is absolutely incredible!
WFE movie Première shots from Melbie…
WFE in Paris.....Jawporn along with that Suitporn kills me!
To quote Rita, "SEX ON FIRE!"
Let’s Double Our Pleasure with this one….
Gives new meaning to 'two is better than one'!
There is something indescribable about this pic from Sydney....he's just so damn gorgeous! *UNF* "RobCrotch"
And I had to include the famous (or infamous whichever you prefer) brown suit from the Berlin Première…
It's original and unique, but aren't those two of the qualities we love most about Rob?!
Beautiful profile! God, that scruffy lickable Jaw *swoon*
Then we have him COCKteasing us at the WFE Première in London. *pull your pants just a little tighter Rob 'cause I see zipper action*
To start off some Breaking Dawn Suitporn pics let’s take it casual for a change….
Casual and content! So perfect!!
Now we have a Fan Event photo enhanced by Melbie, IMO what she did here is incredible…
F*uck-hawt MAN alert!!
Let’s *ZOOM* that photo ’cause I spy with my pervy eye some Paris p33n!!
F*ck me not gently!
Everyone still with me? Sort of? lol *charging defibrillator*
More Breaking Dawn Suitporn? Okay twist my rubber arm…
Hello Sexy Senatorward *giggles*
*TAKE IT OFF!!!!!!!* Pretty please? I'll beg....really, no shame here...
And one more because THIS has to be one of my all-time favourite Suitporn shots of Rob in Berlin 2011 for BD…..
F*ucking Hell!! The black suit REALLY does it for me! *fans vajayjay*
*BD Suit Collage from Thinking of Rob*
I would like to share a few of Jolori’s amazing creations to wet your panties….I mean whistle…
The casual suit is so sexy on him too! "Gawd he is so gorgeous beyond words!" - said Jolori.
Jolori said, "this one did me in /\__/\_____________________ DED"
The famous Details shoot ’cause yeah…Black & White and so incredibly sensual….
What a "RobCrotch" shot! *Holy Hell this h00r is down*
To finish off this Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition of T.I.T I thought we should thrill you with some Rob’s movie shots. But, first this video by LeaLoves007 who did a WFE Tux video…
Now, some of Melbie’s enhancements….
Robowski in a tuxedo is gorgeous! *So many fantasies involving that bowtie*
DuRob in a stunning period Suit in Bel Ami… *cumming… soon I hope ’cause Naked-assporn?!…no words*
DuRob looking sexy in 19C formal attire! And...um..yeah..the cane? *so many options*
And a Cosmopolis shot from Pattinson Life…
I had to include this even though he’s not in a total suit, just the pinstripe jacket, but it’s what Melbie dubs ‘Rob as Domward’ and he’s so f*ucking HOT!
*runs off to grab the handcuffs & whipping crop*
If anyone is still breathing and able to watch another video, I have a special treat for you and made especially for today’s post by my incredibly talented friend, tropicnebula (aka Bobby Dupea Cullen) entitled “Suit Rob”…
And, T.I.T. wouldn’t be complete without some tongue….
Well, RA ladies, it was one hell of a Tonguing It Tuesday – Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition! Thank you to Jolori, who freely allows us to use her amazing creations and Bobby for creating that perfect ‘Suit Rob’ video for today! And, Many Many THANKS to the lovely Melbie Toast! I was so thrilled that she accepted my offer to be my co-host today, she really is a wonderfully talented lady who I am very honoured to call my friend.
Also, today is Melbie’s Birthday, so please join me in wishing her a Very Happy Birthday from all of us here at Rob Attack!
Melbie said, "He is handing me my ticket to the cinema to see Bel Ami, so he can KILL me already..." What a perfect Birthday present that would be...we hope Melbie's wish comes true!!
Now, we know there are many more gorgeous shots of Rob Suitporn out there and it was difficult to choose which ones to use today, so please share with us your favourites!