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Ladies!!
See, I was just tryin’ to reorganize my Pinterest RobPorn collection and came across this photo of Rob during the WFE promo tour in Madrid!
Well, it sent me into a fit of giggles that just won’t quit!
Now, I ask you…is that boy checkin’ out his own ass in a mirror?
Happy Wednesday, y’all!
Rita
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Good evening, Ladies!
{Sorry, I’m a little late today!}
Now, before you go thinkin’ I done lost my everlovin’ mind, I’m not talkin’ about illegal drugs! Well, unless you consider Rob a drug…which you know he is LOL!
But, no! PCP = Press Conference Portraits!!!
*Gasp!* Rita, are you seriously comparing me to an illegal drug???
Uuuuh! Yeah…I guess I am!
Well, color me confused…mind explaining yourself?
*Gigglesnort!* You got all night, Rob darlin’?
*Sigh!* You’re about to embarrass me, aren’t you?
Pretty much LMAO!!!
*Deep breath!* OK…hit me!
“Is it in his eyes {Oh no, you’ll be deceived}”
Rita, if you sing the Shoop Shoop song, I’ll turn you over my knee!
*Pout!* Promises, promises!
*Grrrr!* I hate that stupid song!
“Is it in his face? {Oh no, that’s just his charm}”
What’ll it take to make you stop, Rita?
*Snickers!* Beggin’ will do nicely, sweetie!
Then pretty please, with sugar on it…fucking STOP!
Sugar? Ummm… “It’s in his KISS!”
OK! I’ll write you an I.O.U for One Kiss if we ever meet…how’s that?
*Squeeee!* {Rita does the Snoopy Dance of Joy!!!} Heeey…wait a minute!
What’s wrong, Rita?
Well, crap! The chances of me ever gettin’ to collect is like a gazillion to one!
C’mon, Rita! A gazillion to one is still better than a gazillion to nothing, right?
Don’t have much choice, do it *Groan!*
Stranger things have happened but, no…not really!
Well, promise me this, then…
At this point, I’ll promise you anything to get off my dick!
*Gulp!* {Call the Robulance! Rita just nose-dived into the gutter!}
Focus, Rita! What other promise?
Oh, yeah! I’d like for all your people…you know, like Dean and Nick and everyone…
Yeah? {Where the hell is she going with this?}
I want each of them to carry a copy of that I.O.U. with them at all times…just in case!
You kidding me, right now?
No-puh! Deal or no deal!
And that’s it?
Yes! I don’t want anyone tellin’ me I can’t collect my kiss…if we ever meet! Agreed?
Agreed! {Good thing the odds are stacked in my favor LOL!}
Thank you, Rob! I know you are a man of honor, so I’m pleased with our deal!
Good! Now, back to your explanation of why I’m like a drug?
Damn, baby! I’m so busy imaginin’ kissin’ you, I plumb forgot!
Rita! You are one crazy lady…but you’re MY crazy lady!!!
Damn right, I am! And don’t you forget it!!
Anybody else wanna try explainin’ why Rob is like a drug to us? ‘Cause I KNOW I’m not the only one LMAO!!!
Rita
Filed under Addicted, Rita01tx, Robert Pattinson, Sensual Sunday, Stunning, WFE
Despite the RobDrought {yeah, I said the “D” word}, I’ve been spendin’ many happy hours trollin’ tumblr for new/old RobPorn!
Lots of cool gifs cross my path, but most of them are just too damn small!
So, when I saw this one from Rob’s promo tour of Water for Elephants, I squealed and ran here to share…cause that’s just how I roll LOL!
FingerPorn, NeckPorn, JawPorn, LipPorn, EyePorn…if he had a little longer hair, we’d have SexHairPorn, but I guess you can’t have everythin’!
Happy Thursday, y’all!
Rita
Filed under Rob Pattinson
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OMG! OMG! OMG!
We have lift off, ladies!
Rob and Dean {good to see ya, Dean darlin’!} are wingin’ their way to Sydney, Australia as we speak!!!
LAX – Friday : October 19, 2012
Hell’n they probably landed already {they have!}, but I’m breakin’ our non-pap photo rule cause I’m just so excited that it’s finally happenin’!
Wooeeee! We’s gonna be rollin’ in RobPorn like Scrooge McDuck rolls in his money!!!
The one and only time Rob’s been to Sydney brought us some absolutely gorgeous RobPorn!
Star Date: May 6, 2011
Location: Sydney, Australia
Event: Premier of Water for Elephants
Wow! They’re all here to see ME?
Yup! You didn’t think all your Aussie h00rs and angelz were gonna miss the chance to bask in your presence, did ya darlin’!! {And it wasn’t even for a Twilight premier LOL!} Ever notice how many women make up Rob’s entourage? I can understand Stephanie being there as his agent, but the rest? Hair, make-up and wardrobe…maybe?
Eat your heart out, Rita! You’re just jealous you aren’t one of them!!
Hell yeah, I’m jealous! How ’bout I volunteer to lay out your pj’s at night? Maybe brush your teeth for you and sing you to sleep?
Not happening, Rita! Now, stop trying to distract me, woman!
Sheesh! OK OK, I’ll shut up…for now {pouty face}.
Aaaah! Feeling love, love, love, love, love…!
Rob sucks up the energy of the crowd like a vampire sucks blood LOL!
The sweet sounds of success! There’s nothing like it!!
The Pretty {and boy, was he pretty in Sydney} deserves all the adoration we can give him!
Don’t Bogart that Sharpie, Dean! I need it!!
Rob does let himself get carried away when he’s wallowin’ amongst his fans…
Aw, come on! Just give me five more minutes!
jonesing like an addict for just a little more time with them LOL!
Just when I was having fun, damnit! He’s not the boss of me!
Anyone else would be completely freaked out by it all, but not Rob!
Let’s see how many female reporters I can confuzzle!
It’s his opportunity to dazzle us all and he never misses the chance!
Wait for it…she doesn’t stand a chance LOL!
Just when those reporter ladies think they’re gonna be cool with a face-to-face encounter…
3…2…1…DAZZLE!
he stuns them with That Look!!!
Come wiz me to the Casbaaah, my dear!
LMAO!!! One down…
Boobage! Sweeeet!
Oh, Rob! You dog, you!!!
Sorry! I can’t help being tall enough to look down her dress and…shit, they were RIGHT THERE!
Aw, baby! I wouldn’t give you hell for lookin’ at MY boobs and they’s bigger than Reese’s!
Hmmm, in that case, I might reconsider our…um, relationship!
OMG! Really, Rob?
No, not really!
Well, poodiddle! Way to dash a girl’s dreams!
Rita, Rita, Rita! Make me an offer I can’t refuse!
*GULP!*
What’s the matter, Rita? Cat got your tongue?
DAYUM, Rob darlin’! If I didn’t think you were just funnin’ with me {again}, me and my tongue would be down on our knees IYKWIMAITYD!!!!
Here’s wishin’ Rob a Sunday filled with fun to make up for last time before Monday’s madness begins!!!! {Remember how pissed off he was about missin’ out on stuff like Jet Boatin’ and Shark Divin’ LOL!)
Happy Sunday, y’all!
Rita
Filed under Breaking Dawn, Breathless, Sensual Sunday
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Y’all can just cart me off to the Funny Farm now ’cause I’ve completely lost it LMAO!
Of all the songs to get stuck in my head!?! Of all the songs to relate to Rob!?!
And when I thought about Rob and the color green, I tried to find any photo anywhere of Rob wearin’ green…a color that just suits him so well!
Closest I could come to being convinced he was wearin’ a green shirt was for the photocall in Barcelona for Water for Elephants on May 1st, 2011…
It’s not that easy being green
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer being red,
or yellow
or gold
Or something much more colorful like that
It’s not easy being green
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over ’cause you’re
Not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
Or stars in the sky
But green’s the color of Spring
And green can be cool and friendly-like
And green can be big like an ocean, or important
Like a mountain, or tall like a tree
When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why
Wonder, I am green and it’ll do fine, it’s beautiful
And I think it’s what I want to be
Seriously?! Except for the above, and it’s still questionable whether or not it’s some kind of khaki color, The Pretty never…ever wears green! Not in any photoshoot, personal appearance or pap photo {yeah, I checked)! Only green I found in any of his films is this…
Am I wrong?
Happy Sunday, y’all!
Rita
Filed under Edward A M Cullen, New Moon, Rob Pattinson, Sensual Sunday, Twilight, WFE
Ah, ladies!
Spring is in the air and I hear tell that Paris in the Spring is not to be missed! Now, we’ve all been to Tokyo, Rome and Berlin with Rob here on Sensual Sunday, so why don’t we ask him to sweep us all off to Paris!?!?!
I don’t now about you, but my bags are packed and I’m ready to go!
Oh my, that IS a massive erection!
*Grrrrrrrr!* Don't even go there, little girl?
Eeeep! Busted!!! OK, OK…I’ll TRY and keep it clean, but it’s so hard!
Rita...I'm warning you! Don't do it!
Don’t do what? *whistling and twiddling my thumbs*
I know you, Rita! You won't be able to resist!
Resist what? Ooooh! You mean….
Go ahead and say it...out loud!
Ummm…that’s what she said? *ducks head*
Rita, you are incorrigible! I don't know why I put up with you!
Well, because you love all your fans, right? See? I’ve got proof….
Aw crap! I didn't mean to make her cry!
Don’t worry about it, Rob darlin’! She just loves you so much, it leaked out of her eyes!
But...I don't understand this! It's the characters I play, right? Not me!
Weeell, yeah, we love: Gieselher, Rawdy, Cedric, Toby, Daniel, Art, Richard, Salvador, Tyler, Jacob, Georges, Eric and, of course, Edward, but only because YOUR beautiful heart and soul brought them to life!
OK...that kinda makes sense, I guess!
Hey! You know, those natives who didn’t like having their photos taken ’cause they were afraid it was stealing their souls might not have been crazy, after all! LMAO!!
Rita! Once again, you crack me the fuck up! LOL!
Aw, Rob! Flattery will get you everywhere LMAO!
I'll remember you said that! Laters, baby! MWAH!
HOLY F*CK!!!!! And the man wonders why we can’t get enough! *THUD!*
Sorry, ladies! Rob distracted me…again! So, just to remind you of the timeline, Rob’s been in Paris 3 times for personal appearances {no, I’m not counting this year’s Paris Fashion Week}…
New Moon – November 10, 2009
Water for Elephants – April 28, 2011
Breaking Dawn, Part 1 – October 23, 2011
That’s all, folks!
Happy Easter, ya’ll!
Rita
Filed under Addicted, Breaking Dawn, New Moon, oh lalala, Rob Pattinson, Sensual Sunday, WFE
Hi ya’ll!
You’ve probably all seen the outtakes from Rob’s photoshoot by Mark Segal in 2008, right? It’s one of my favorites…hard to choose, I know, but THIS photo reminded me of all the times Rob touches his face, especially with that delicious looking thumb of his!
Wonder what it tastes like? GAH!
Click it! It’s HUGE (twss)!!!!
Wonder if that bottom lip would feel soft soft soft on MY thumb!
Of course, when I heard this song the other day, it made me think of Rob. What doesn’t LOL?
A quick search of YouTube delivered this lovely vid by unicorns429!
So, yeah, when I see photos of Rob touching himself, I can’t help wishing those were MY fingers stroking his face… or anywhere else, for that matter!
Would I like to be dipping MY fingers down his shirt? HELL YES!!
Would I like that to be MY hand he’s holding? Stupid question!
I’d purely LOVE for those long fingers to be stroking MY neck…
Rob’s hand sneaking down towards MY ass? Yes, PLEASE!
A full body touch from Rob and I could die a happy, happy hOOr!
Hell’n imagining Rob touching me ANYWHERE has me fanning my lady bits *phew!*
But that’s not gonna happen, is it?
Damnit, Rob! Let a girl dream, will ya???
Happy Sunday, ya’ll!
Rita
Filed under Addicted, Fingerporn, Rob Pattinson, Sensual Sunday, Thumb
WooHoo! I have a treat for you this week RA lovelies! Melbie Toast is joining me as my co-host and we all know what a Robporn Specialist she is in our Rob World!
This week’s post “Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition” was inspired by Melbie when she tagged me on Facebook in this edit of hers…
Melbie said, "Twilight Premiere 2008 vs. Breaking Dawn Premiere 2011 - in Los Angeles... oh my when you really compare like this he has grown up so much!!! Into a very sexy fully grown manly MAN!"
Yes, I couldn’t agree more, Rob is like a fine wine…just get’s better with age! Now, why did I include the word Sensuous in today’s post title, you might ask or you might not care? Well, I was trying to think of the perfect adjective to describe Rob in a Suit…and MANY came to mind along with sexy, but “sensuous usually implies gratification of the senses for the sake of aesthetic pleasure” and “aethetic pleasure is… how people experience beauty” and well, we all know the Beauty of “The Pretty” and what he does sensuously to us woman (& some men)… *sigh* *giggles* See, and who the hell said Robporn wasn’t educational?! lmao
I digress, so let’s get this Suitporn party started because I have lots of incredible pics for you courtesy of Melbie. She went through her incredible Robporn Collection to pick out some of her favourites to share with us, but first let’s read Melbie’s observations about Rob is a suit…
Although Rob looks absolutely scrumptious in his button-fly jeans (or any jeans for that matter, buy especially those button-flys), a band T-shirt ( or any T-Shirt), his beanie or ballcap —- Mr. Sex on Legs absolutely knows how to Rock a Suit right out of the park. Yes SuitWard, with his long lean just-enough-muscled body, those long long sexy legs and and arms, was made to fill out a suit perfectly…especially since Rob tends to wear his suits “tight”… thus revealing to us drooling women the perfect contours of his perfect ass… (or RobButt, if you will)…. and sometimes, yes… the “RobCrotch”… which of course causes us to not only “drool”, but fall onto the floor in a dead faint. (Just sayin’)
Some of Rob’s earlier photos where he is Rockin’ the Suit were taken at the London or Los Angeles Premieres of Twilight back in 2008, and if you compare those photos to SuitWard Rob at the recent Breaking Dawn premieres, one can only notice that Rob is not only “filling out” nicely in his chest and shoulders as he ages, he is really now SOFA KING HOT when he wears a suit (especially a black or grey one, IMO) we not only drool at his sexy hot body, we gasp, pant, and can only manage to utter an un-intelligible string of drivel such as, “ung”, “nom nom nom”, “unf unf”…etc. Of course, Rob not only Rocks a Suit at film premieres, when he wears a period suit in Bel Ami or Water for Elephants, or the wedding tuxedo in Breaking Dawn… he is also totally drool-gasp-faint-worthy indeed!
*PERFECTION* That sexy look at the Japan Press Conference - Twilight 2008.....OMFG first time this h00r seriously melted for Rob. I swear every Rob lovin' woman around the world was WET!
Of course we can't do Cannes Rob 2009 without the famous Leg-spread shot *cocks my head to the side to get a better view of....well yeah his...* 
Rob in a Tux at the Oscars 2009? *DED*
Incredibly smooth & sexy here at New Moon Premiere LA *swoon*
Some Eclipse shots of the unique red Suit…..
While not one of my favs, I thought he was so amazing to be Rockin' the Red Suit & only Rob could pull this off.! (unknown source for this image)
This is absolutely incredible!
*source: creationsbyjules*
WFE movie Première shots from Melbie…
WFE in Paris.....Jawporn along with that Suitporn kills me!
To quote Rita, "SEX ON FIRE!"
Let’s Double Our Pleasure with this one….
Gives new meaning to 'two is better than one'!
There is something indescribable about this pic from Sydney....he's just so damn gorgeous! *UNF* "RobCrotch"
And I had to include the famous (or infamous whichever you prefer) brown suit from the Berlin Première…
It's original and unique, but aren't those two of the qualities we love most about Rob?!
Beautiful profile! God, that scruffy lickable Jaw *swoon*
Then we have him COCKteasing us at the WFE Première in London. *pull your pants just a little tighter Rob 'cause I see zipper action*
To start off some Breaking Dawn Suitporn pics let’s take it casual for a change….
Casual and content! So perfect!!
Now we have a Fan Event photo enhanced by Melbie, IMO what she did here is incredible…
F*uck-hawt MAN alert!!
Let’s *ZOOM* that photo ’cause I spy with my pervy eye some Paris p33n!!
F*ck me not gently!
Everyone still with me? Sort of? lol *charging defibrillator*
More Breaking Dawn Suitporn? Okay twist my rubber arm…
Hello Sexy Senatorward *giggles*
*TAKE IT OFF!!!!!!!* Pretty please? I'll beg....really, no shame here...
And one more because THIS has to be one of my all-time favourite Suitporn shots of Rob in Berlin 2011 for BD…..
F*ucking Hell!! The black suit REALLY does it for me! *fans vajayjay*
*BD Suit Collage from Thinking of Rob*
I would like to share a few of Jolori’s amazing creations to wet your panties….I mean whistle…
The casual suit is so sexy on him too! "Gawd he is so gorgeous beyond words!" - said Jolori.
Jolori said, "this one did me in /\__/\_____________________ DED"
The famous Details shoot ’cause yeah…Black & White and so incredibly sensual….
What a "RobCrotch" shot! *Holy Hell this h00r is down*
To finish off this Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition of T.I.T I thought we should thrill you with some Rob’s movie shots. But, first this video by LeaLoves007 who did a WFE Tux video…
Now, some of Melbie’s enhancements….
Robowski in a tuxedo is gorgeous! *So many fantasies involving that bowtie*
DuRob in a stunning period Suit in Bel Ami… *cumming… soon I hope ’cause Naked-assporn?!…no words*
DuRob looking sexy in 19C formal attire! And...um..yeah..the cane? *so many options*
And a Cosmopolis shot from Pattinson Life…
I had to include this even though he’s not in a total suit, just the pinstripe jacket, but it’s what Melbie dubs ‘Rob as Domward’ and he’s so f*ucking HOT!
*runs off to grab the handcuffs & whipping crop*
If anyone is still breathing and able to watch another video, I have a special treat for you and made especially for today’s post by my incredibly talented friend, tropicnebula (aka Bobby Dupea Cullen) entitled “Suit Rob”…
And, T.I.T. wouldn’t be complete without some tongue….
*WFE Sydney*
Well, RA ladies, it was one hell of a Tonguing It Tuesday – Sexy Sensuous Suit Edition! Thank you to Jolori, who freely allows us to use her amazing creations and Bobby for creating that perfect ‘Suit Rob’ video for today! And, Many Many THANKS to the lovely Melbie Toast! I was so thrilled that she accepted my offer to be my co-host today, she really is a wonderfully talented lady who I am very honoured to call my friend.
Also, today is Melbie’s Birthday, so please join me in wishing her a Very Happy Birthday from all of us here at Rob Attack!
Melbie said, "He is handing me my ticket to the cinema to see Bel Ami, so he can KILL me already..." What a perfect Birthday present that would be...we hope Melbie's wish comes true!!
Now, we know there are many more gorgeous shots of Rob Suitporn out there and it was difficult to choose which ones to use today, so please share with us your favourites!
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