Random Rita ~ Friday Feature Fics!

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You know, it really chaps my ass when Fanfiction.net bullies authors until they feel forced to remove one or more, or ALL their stories!

If we’re VERY lucky, these hard put upon authors post them elsewhere so that they aren’t lost forever!

Such is the case for today’s Feature Fic! In fact, what stories left on Corinne Tate’s FFN profile are better read on TWCS where they are uncensored!

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TWCS Library :: Corinne Tate

Chapters: 83 Table of Contents

Completed: Yes Word count: 453800 Read Count: 57638
[Add Story to Favorites] [Add Author to Favorites] [Report This] Published: 18 Nov 2013 Updated: 29 May 2014

Bella is a divorced English teacher, who doesn’t know she has a vampire in her class.

 “Please don’t push me away, Bella. Isn’t it my choice if I want to be with you? I’m not a child in the way I feel.”

“I’m not the older woman who’s going to spend a season educating a teenage boy so he can go off and remember me fondly. I’m looking for forever.”

“How do you know I couldn’t…”

” Because you’re a boy, Edward, a beautiful, sweet, confused, boy! You’ve got your whole life ahead of you. This kind of thing doesn’t work out.”

In this story, Bella is nearly twice Edward’s age…well, his human age LOL! Now, I don’t normally go for fics with a huge age difference, especially when Bella is the older one, but this fic absolutely blew me away! So beautifully written, thoughtful and jam packed with action and surprises!

Ladies, if ever there was a “must read,” THIS is it!


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‘I witnessed a crime and now I am paying for it.’ Bella has a price upon her head, the police can’t protect her and she is quickly discovering she doesn’t stand a chance on her own. Enter Edward Cullen who decides to take things into his own hands when he kidnaps Bella for her own safety. But don’t be fooled he isn’t doing it for her benefit.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Crime/Romance – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 6 – Words: 31,744 – Reviews: 105 – Favs: 133 – Follows: 277 – Updated: Nov 22 – Published: Oct 2 – id: 11537663

If you aren’t already readin’ this story, put it on alert now! Of all the Mobward fics floatin’ around at the moment, and there are quite a few, this one is highest on my TBR!


That’s all I have this week…I spent far too much time readin’ pdf’s but I’m just so amazed at the quality fics that disappeared when I’d never even heard of them or their authors!

Kinda glad I joined a few Facebook groups and heard about ’em! A couple trilogies well worth grabbin’ from Perusing the Shelves are…


1. Training Bella: Prequel to Generational Sins

2. Generational Sins – This story is about a father passing on abusive behavior to his son and Edward’s struggle as he rebels against Carlisle and learns what it really means to love.

3. The Taming of the Dominant {incomplete but you get the idea}


1. The Forbidden Room – Jasper Whitlock found much more than he bargained for when he applied to be Edward Cullen’s roommate. Why is the room at the top of the stairs off limits? Entering that room will change Jasper’s life forever. AU/OOC/AH – GRAPHIC LEMON ALERT

2. A House of Cards – Sequel to The Forbidden Room. Edward Cullen’s life is a precariously built house of cards. What happens when two of the cards holding it up are now gone? Ex? – AU/AH – GRAPHIC LEMON ALERT

3. Community Service – Sequel to A House of Cards. In the final installment of the TFR/HoC series, Edward and Jasper have finally found peace in each other. But, with Jane and Alec enlisting Felix’s help in order to exact revenge on Edward and Alice for their banishment, will that peace last? MA/AH/BDSM {haven’t started this one yet but I will tomorrow!}

And, since I didn’t get to give thanks yesterday, may I take this opportunity to give thanks to the wonderful people who run and contribute to Perusing the Shelves http://www.perusingtheshelves.com/fanfiction/twilight-fanfiction-index-to-uploaded-stories/20/ …a comprehensive depository for pulled fics!

Happy Friday, y’all!


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Random Rita ~ Friday Feature Fics!

Wet Rob Avi

Evenin’ ladies!

Oxford dictionaries says a hero is a person who is admired for their courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities.

To me, it’s an ordinary person performin’ extraordinary deeds under extreme circumstances!

And, as we all know, heroes come in all shapes, sizes, age and sex!

Today, I’ll be introducin’ you to some heroes who’ll break your hearts…in a good way!

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A promise made and a life to protect: Edward saves Bella from the Great Chicago Fire of 1871 and hides her from the men who murdered her parents. He is a protector, a friend, and a man who will become her everything. AH ExB

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Drama – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 35 – Words: 134,088 – Reviews: 511 – Favs: 384 – Follows: 274 – Updated: May 18, 2012 – Published: Jun 12, 2011 – Status: Complete – id: 7075863

Alone. I’m forever alone. I’m going to die here, burned alive.

Before I can sink to the ground and give in to the pain, I feel a squeezing pressure on my hand. Something is preventing my fall to the ground; something is frantically tugging on my hand, urging me forward.

Oh, that boy. The boy talking to mother…

That hand is the anchor to my soul. Never stopping, moving forward through the hell around us.

All at once my feet leave the ground.

For a moment I think I have become an angel, souring up to heaven. Then a terrible sinking in my stomach, a whistling in the wind…

We plunge into icy water, the impact terrifying in its suddenness.

Falling, not flying. He made us jump.

The current is pulling my weak body further under, my legs too exhausted to kick. One moment I am burning to death, the next I am drowning. My chest is burning, like the air is dying to escape. Even under water, I feel fire.

The boy is holding me tight to his shaking chest. We are both breathing hard and I can feel him kicking his legs, swimming away from the smoke and fire near the ledge. The exhaustion and trauma are catching up to me and I am losing control of my own body.

Darkness surrounds me and I don’t understand why.

“No! Keep your eyes open. Just a little bit longer. Kick your legs. Don’t stop fighting,” he pleads desperately.

“I can’t. Let me sleep, please.”

It takes all my strength to lift my eyelids. I look into his face for the first time. His skin is covered in soot, but something about his face sparks my memories. Maybe if I wasn’t so tired, I would remember him…

“I promised to keep you safe,” he breathes heavily. “You promised her something too. Remember? It’s time to be strong. Your mother told you to be strong now.”

“Mother…” I can feel my body start to shut down… the cold seeping through my veins.

“Be strong, Isabella. Be strong…”

And, from that day forward, Edward never leaves Bella’s side through thick and thin, sickness and health, peace and violence!

This beautiful period fic has burned it’s way into my soul and there it’s gonna stay!


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A different kind of love story

Rated: Fiction M – English – Family – Chapters: 12 – Words: 29,622 – Reviews: 738 – Favs: 223 – Follows: 402 – Updated: Nov 17 – Published: Sep 2 – id: 11482851

At eighteen, I became a single father. It has been a hard, well-fought journey filled with highs and lows, laughter, and more tears than I care to admit.

I learned how to host epic tea parties; she learned how to toss a football. She taught me how to jump rope and I taught her how to spit watermelon seeds. I can recite the names of every Disney Princess and she can identify classic cars by their emblems.

We survived bra shopping, wardrobe malfunctions, a horribly awkward rendition of the birds and the bees talk, and how boys have grabby hands and dirty minds.

Isabella was raised to have integrity, self-respect, self-reliance, and confidence; yet she’s also empathetic, loving, and kind. Every day I remind my daughter she is smart, strong, and beautiful – in that order. She can do anything and overcome any obstacle she faces, just as I have done.

And one day, if some rotten boy breaks her heart, I want her to know that not all boys will hurt her. There’s one who loves her beyond reason. That someone loved her first, with a fierceness which can not be explained or reasoned.

Isabella turned a boy into a man; a man into a father. Correction, she’d turned a man into a Daddy, and no other title could be more important than that.

This is our story but most importantly, it’s the story of love.

All single parents are heroes in my book but Edward shines as he steps up and accepts responsibility for his precious daughter!


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“I hardly slept last night as it was. Mr. Cullen ran out of the office shortly after I stopped and I thought about boxing up my things but decided to wait until I was officially fired before doing anything rash.” “You mean rash like breaking out in a song-and-dance routine in front of your boss?” Rosalie snickered.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Humor – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 26 – Words: 44,575 – Reviews: 1,256 – Favs: 561 – Follows: 1,191 – Updated:17h ago – Published: May 29 – id: 11278440

Isabella Swan was, without a doubt, the strangest person Edward Cullen had ever met. If she wasn’t an excellent personal assistant – and she was – he was sure he would find an excuse to have her removed from his employment. The truth was, however, she was the best personal assistant he ever had – and he’d had quite a few. Not only was she seemingly not afraid of him like so many young women before her seemed to be, she was currently openly making fun of him. At least, he thought that was what she was doing. Or maybe she was just crazy? He wasn’t sure.

Edward was on his way to a benefit dinner, dressed in a tailored suit that he knew fit him perfectly (his sister Alice told him so when she had him buy it). When he came out of his office to say goodnight to Miss Swan before picking up his date she didn’t even seem to notice that he had changed except to say, “Have fun Sir!” So he asked her if she thought his outfit looked proper for this evenings function. She paused, looked him up and down and then – and this was when he was sure her breath would catch and her eyes would widen in appreciation – she smirked.


She looked him straight in the eye and said “You’re missing something.”

“Really?” He asked, turning around in a full circle like a dog looking for his tail.

“What is it?”

“A smile.”

“A what?” Which really, Edward thought, was kind of a stupid answer because he knew what a smile was. He had smiled before. Still, he felt his response was no stupider than her answer.

“You know, a smile? You’re never fully dressed without a smile?”

Edward stood there with his mouth open for a moment as he stared at her and tried to decide if she was being serious. While he stood there Miss Swan quickly rose from her desk, grabbed her umbrella and hat, and came around to stand in front of him.

“You know, the song?: You’re Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile”

Slowly Edward shook his head.

And then, to his surprise, seemingly quiet Miss Swan started singing.

Singing and dancing.

“Hey hobo man, Hey Dapper Dan, you’ve both got your style but brother you’re never fully dressed without a smile.

“You’re clothes may be Beau Brummelly, They stand out a mile but brother you’re never fully dressed without a smile.

“Who cares what they’re wearing on Main Street or Saville Row. It’s what you wear from ear to ear (ear-to-ear) and not from head to toe that ma-a-a-ters.”

Edward continued to stand in shock and watch Miss Swan singing and dancing in front of her desk.

While she sang she did this little dance with her umbrella and lifted her hat on and off her head while swinging out her plaid-stocking legs. It was like he had his own personal one-person chorus line in his reception area. When Miss Swan came to the end of the ‘a-a-a-ters’ she looked up at him with her big brown eyes twinkling, hat on her head, umbrella placed directly in front of her with both hands on the handle as she used it for balance and moved her hips from side to side (making Edward notice the swishing of the skirt she was wearing).

Miss Swan started on a series of doot-doot-doos but then abruptly stopped, cheeks suddenly turning scarlet.

It was at that point that Edward noticed his mouth was hanging open. He also noticed that while Miss Swan might be a crazed show-tunes singing personal assistant she was also, just a little bit, adorable.

After havin’ aged out of the foster care system, Bella definitely deserves to be called a hero for keepin’ her inner nerdness in tact enough to put on children’s musicals in her spare time!

Watch as Edward gets snared in one of her productions…with a little help from his manipulative family!

Hope you enjoy one or more or ALL of these recs!

Happy Friday, y’all!


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Random Rita ~ Friday Feature Fics!

Wet Rob Avi

All right, ladies!

Here’s what I need you to do! Go treat yourself to a decadent bubble bath, shave {or wax} your legs and bikini line, put on your sultriest make-up and fluff your hair!

Now, dig waaay down deep to the bottom of your lingerie drawer for that set you keep for “special occasions,” pick out a sexy dress to go with it and grab your highest stilettos!

Well, hurry up…I’ll wait!

*Tap foot!* *Check watch!* *Whistle tunelessly!*

Ready? Good ’cause we’re gonna be visitin’ some high class sex clubs tonight *Wicked Evil Cackle!*


I refuse to be held responsible for corruptin’ your innocent little minds!

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Edward has a fantasy that his wife Bella is going to help come true with the help of Riley and Garrett. Explicit Language and sexual situations . O/S entry for Twikink 2015. Please be warned. **** I’m going to have a go at extending this, we’ll see where it goes ****

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 64 – Words: 204,789 – Reviews: 364 – Favs: 147 – Follows: 194 – Updated: Nov 7 – Published: Apr 9 – Status: Complete – id: 11172220

Even though I’ve read a lot of kinky shit since discoverin’ fanfiction, I still wasn’t sure quite what to make of That Night after readin’ the first chapter, which was the one shot entry for Twikink 2015! Seriously, Edward’s fantasy has a high squick factor…take it from someone who’s read The Red Line AND its sequel LOL! However, after scratchin’ my head and shruggin’ *whatever floats your boat,* I read on and damned if this story wasn’t very well thought out, presentin’ amazin’ insights into the pressures of decidin’ just what you will or won’t put up with to save your marriage!

“You know we haven’t talked at all since the other night, If you have changed your mind and want to leave it as a fantasy that is your decision, but don’t let it come between us please”. She rose up on her elbows and turned to look Edward in the eye, “Whatever is bothering you we can work out, so are you ready to talk?”

Edward looked at his wife and realised just how much he loved her, she was prepared to do this for him, to make his fantasy a reality, yet he was the one who was struggling with what could happen. Edward encased her in his arms and manoeuvred them so she was sitting on his lap.

“Sweetheart, I have done nothing but think about it, I can’t concentrate on anything else to be honest , I want so much to make it happen but not at the cost of our marriage, or upsetting you and I realise what I am asking you to do could be just that” At that point Bella knew she had to interrupt Edward and stop the train of thought he was going down, he had to know that whilst this was his fantasy she wasn’t totally opposed to the idea and had been giving it a lot of thought recently.

“Before you say anything more I have been considering how to make this work, I know we both agreed that I couldn’t go out and pick up some random guy but what about another option?” Bella asked

“What do you mean?” asked Edward

“Well how about if we ask someone we know and trust, and I’m not talking about Ben or anyone we see every day obviously, but do you have some old college buddies you keep in touch with that you could trust with this? Actually, the more I think about it, it would be easier for me if I didn’t know the guy. We need someone trusted though then we would both be more relaxed.

Edward looked at Bella as though she was out of her mind and for a split second Bella really thought that she was pushing this too hard and he didn’t really want to go through with it. Just as that thought had floated through her mind she watched the expression on his face change from shock to surprise, to confusion and then to settle with the look Bella knew meant he had come up with an idea that he knew was workable.

“You are such a clever girl, I love you so much, and as usual you have just solved everything” Edward exclaimed as he kissed her full on the mouth. “I have to make some phone calls, stay here and I’ll be back shortly”.

What Bella didn’t know was that Edward’s latest job as an up and comin’ architect had been to design an exclusive sex club for his college buddies, Riley and Garrett!

“Thanks to your amazingly talented husband, we were able to get permission from the city to erect this beautiful room. As you can tell it’s fully heated and air conditioned and because of how your husband has designed it and with a few clever interior design tricks we can do anything we want up here. The room is not actually overlooked at all so this is a clothes free zone.”

“Everyone who comes up here will undress behind that screen and leave their clothes in the cabinets. They are then free to do as they please, with whomever they please – you can see we have a couple of hot tubs, showers, seating areas and large play areas. We are hoping this will appeal to the exhibitionists, the voyeurs, the swingers and the naturalists, even just the naked sun worshippers.” At this Riley laughed and patted Edward on the back.

“This is amazing Edward, I am so proud of you” I said as I reached up to kiss him on the lips and gave him a hug. Who knew my husband was such a talented architect? I really should pay more attention to his work.

Inevitably, during one of their many explorations of the club, Bella discovers her own kink but you’ll have to read to find out what it is LMAO!

This fic absolutely will not be for all of you and that’s okay! If you try it and don’t like it, fine…just don’t flame the author or leave her hateful reviews!

If you DO enjoy the workin’s of Alicia’s wonderfully pervy mind, leave her some love from Rita!!!

ps: Thank you, Donna, for introducin’ me to this fabulous author! MWAH!!!

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Edward is deprived of Intimacy, his love of anonymous sex growing old, Bella is deprived of a satisfying love life but her friends think they have the answer to that. Follow their lives as fate keeps them apart or does it ?

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 13 – Words: 20,053 – Reviews: 103 – Favs: 75 – Follows: 157 – Updated: Nov 12 – Published: Oct 25 – id: 11577904

What’s worse? Bad sex or no sex at all? This the age old question plaguin’ Bella and Edward!


I really shouldn’t be concentrating on the ceiling but it’s my own fault because I really expected things to be different this time. I don’t know why I’m surprised; the last time I let him come home with me I redesigned the colour palette for the living room and decided on the pattern and fabric for my new curtains while he was ‘worshipping me’. His words not mine. I know I sound like a nasty ungrateful bitch, but I’m really not. 

I’m horny, frustrated and confused and if I’m completely honest, lonely and scared that I’m going to go through life on my own with a vagina that has healed up.


“Oooohhhh, OOOOHHHH,OoooHHHh”

Oh Fuck! She’s a moaner. I can’t stand it when they moan and groan and make stupid noises. 

“Aaahhhhhh, oh baby yes yesyesyesyesyes”

Oh shit that does it, I need to finish and finish quick or Ed Junior is going to stop wanting to play. I increase the speed and grab her hair to pull her head back. If I do it hard enough she may shut up and let me finish in peace. 

Just as I start to straighten my pants she turns around to face me and I think… here we go I’m going to get the ‘I don’t usually do this type of thing’ or ‘I’m not really that sort of girl but…’ I wish they wouldn’t bother. 

“I’m just going to go and clean up sweetheart, I’ll see you back at the bar” I said as I made my way away from her toward the area of the restrooms. As soon as I’m out of her sight, I turn around and make my way, using the crowd as cover, back to my friends.

The waitress brought us our drinks and I knocked my scotch straight back and picked up my beer. I needed to change, I couldn’t keep doing this. I just felt empty and annoyed at myself as soon as everything was over, and even the thrill of it wasn’t like it once was. The buzz from the alleyway was already long gone.

Bella finally breaks down and confides in her friends who immediately make up a short list of possible partners who they believe would give Bella what she needs…Edward is NOT on that list even though Emmett has joined the conspiracy and is puttin’ forth names, too!

Still a WIP at 13 chapters, Edward and Bella are still unaware of each other but, with both of them in the same sex club for different reasons at the moment, I’m gnawin’ my fingernails to the bone waitin’ to find out what happens next!


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I got the rundown before I ever stepped through the doors: everyone is anonymous, no strings attached, no questions asked, and what happens in the club stays in the club. I got it. I thought it wasn’t going to be a problem, but then I saw her. AH, ExB, M for lemons and language

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Drama – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 8 – Words: 20,215 – Reviews: 768 – Favs: 602 – Follows: 1,007 – Updated: 2h ago – Published: Oct 16 – id: 11562555

My name is called, and my body tenses. A blindfold covers my eyes, and my remaining senses are called to action. The mixture of smoke and perfume in the air assaults my nose while the taste of whiskey still lingers on my tongue. My skin tingles with excitement as my ears focus on the voices of the women in the room.

I’m led onto the stage and introduced to the crowd. Cheers and whistles greet me, causing confidence to overshadow my nerves. My guide, Tina, helps me slowly turn in a circle, making a brief stop to show the audience my backside. Again, the women sound appreciative.

There’s a hum—an energy—that takes over the room. I lick my lips and let out a deep breath, ready for action.

“Let’s start the bidding at fifty dollars,” Tina announces, and the crowd erupts.

I don’t pay attention to the numbers being shouted, but there seems to be a bidding war going on. Finally, someone is declared victorious. The applause is so loud I’m caught off guard momentarily when Tina places my hand into the hand of the winner. The warm, soft skin that surrounds my own puts me at ease, and I gladly let the woman lead me down the front steps of the stage. Voices shout words of congratulations and encouragement as she takes me through the crowd and away from the noise.

When she stops abruptly and pushes me against a wall, putting her lips to my ear, my dick stands at attention. “I can’t wait to get my hands and mouth on you,” she growls softly, and her warm breath on my skin makes me ache for her touch.

Needless to say, this woman rocks Edward’s world and he moves heaven and earth to find out who she is and how he can get his hands on her again!


And now for somethin’ completely different! No sex club in this story but an Edward so dark, he manages to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes!

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Bad boy Jacob Black doesn’t return Bella’s crush, so she decides to date someone safer: a harmless nerd in her math class named Edward Cullen. Little does she know that he is secretly a powerful and ruthless gang leader. AU, AH, E/B, HEA.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Adventure – [Bella, Edward] – Chapters: 26 – Words: 52,704 – Reviews: 608 – Favs: 335 – Follows: 617 – Updated:21h ago – Published: Sep 15 – id: 11507600

“Jacob’s not a bad person,” Leah retorted. “I know him pretty well. He’s just—I was thinking it’s time for Bella to find another guy to like. Someone with a better reputation, who’s not always getting into fights.” Leah stopped to scan the lunchtime crowd. “Someone like…” She spotted a tall student with his arms full of books emerging from the crowd. “Like Edward Cullen. Senior class president, straight-A student. Now there’s a guy who’s not a troublemaker.” She grinned at me. “And he’s awfully cute too.”

We scrutinized Edward as he walked across the courtyard. “Mmm,” said Jessica. “Those glasses make him look like too much of a nerd. But he’s got nice hair,” she conceded. “Dresses well too.” She got a gleam in her eye. “I bet it would feel nice to run your hands through that thick hair!”

I frowned and licked some jelly off my finger. “He is good-looking,” I agreed. “But I think my fingers would make his hair too sticky. And Leah, I don’t know if I even want to think about anyone else. I’m too busy with my job at the bakery anyway. I don’t want to get involved with anyone.”

Edward finds himself attracted to Bella and she does like him but instinctively senses that there’s more to him than meets the eye!

James knocked Jacob to the floor and said something with a sneer on his face.

Jacob, his face red, leaped up and decked James. I stopped eating, my eyes on the fight. Edward continued to eat his lunch, ignoring the two brawlers.

“Edward, you don’t seem to be interested in this fight,” said Jessica.

He shrugged. “Displays of brute force don’t interest me.”

I blushed and looked away from the fight. Jacob and James were kind of brutish, punching each other that way. I snuck a glance at one of Edward’s long, slender hands, and couldn’t imagine it balled into a fist. No, a hand like that was made for something else, something far more graceful. I could imagine him playing the piano, running his fingers over a stringed instrument… or a woman’s skin. I imagined those hands stroking my cheeks, sliding down to caress my throat, fingers resting gently on my pulse point. I swallowed, eyes closing, and those long, delicate fingers slipped around my throat, pressing me against the wall. I gasped and met his dark eyes inches from mine, something unspeakable in their depths. His hands tightened around my throat. I tried to pull his fingers away, but they were so strong. It became hard to breathe. His eyes bored into mine, his expression suddenly full of regret and sadness. My vision started to darken…

I shook myself and forced myself to focus on the lunch table in front of me. Another one of my moments of distraction, but a chilling one this time. It wasn’t unusual that I would have little flights of fancy in the middle of the day, but why would I have such a disturbing fantasy sequence about a harmless nerd like Edward? I really needed to learn to focus better.

Edward was still talking. “Deadly force is far more effective when used subtly and with finesse.”

I blinked and the other girls nodded.

Hope this makes up somewhat for my absence!

Happy Friday, y’all!


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Random Rita ~ Friday Feature Fic!

Wet Rob Avi

Evenin’, ladies!

You’ll understand if I find myself in need of somethin’ unique, hot, sexy and fun…this day is always a little rough *sigh!*

Heard about this fic a year or more ago but, once that weird word, Lagniappe, snagged my attention {pronounced lan-yap} and I started readin’, I couldn’t stop!

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My Fandom 4 Oklahoma contribution. Itsy returns to her Louisiana Bayou roots for a month of gator fishing before she starts an internship at sea. Her cousin, Spud, introduces her to his longtime friend, Dink. Their attraction is mutual and intense—a wholly unexpected gift: lagniappe.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Hurt/Comfort – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 14 – Words: 40,150 – Reviews: 309 – Favs: 179 – Follows: 234 – Updated:May 19, 2014 – Published: Sep 1, 2013 – Status: Complete – id: 9650361

Bella…Itsy, that is, is my kinda gal! Country when she needs to be…

Water sprayed up onto the pair as the gator thrashed against Spud’s hold. Barely acknowledging the sudden deluge, Itsy wiped her hands on her shorts, and then cocked the rifle. She kept both eyes trained on the beast as Spud worked the gator’s head above water and into position.

There was only one spot on the beast’s leathered head Itsy’s .22 rifle’s Mangum bullet could penetrate to kill. A bullet to another part of the gator would only serve to piss the animal off, and they could not have that. An ornery gator was a thousand times more lethal.

Itsy moved close to the side of the boat, taking aim at the back of the beast’s head. The spot she needed to hit was roughly the size of a quarter, and rested just above where the last of the beasts raised armored scales ended and its head began.

The giant thrashed again, rising higher out of the water. “Itsy, shoot the summabitch already,” he ordered through gritted teeth.

Realigning her shot, Itsy brought the butt of the rifle to her shoulder. Taking a deep breath, she exhaled as she squeezed the trigger. The loud pop of the gun’s discharge set the sleepy bird in the trees above them aloft.

“Woo!” Spud high -fived his cousin once their catch was secure. “You still got it, girl!”

whereas her citified side craves certain creature comforts LOL!

Spud and Itsy leisurely made their way to an area of the swamp not often traveled. The isolation was unsettling. It didn’t really matter that she’d spent her childhood in the wilds of the bayou, she still needed the comforts of modern technology like running water and toilet paper.

She shivered at the thought of doing her business with a shovel in one hand and a pistol in the other. Getting bit on the ass by a cottonmouth in the backwoods of the bayou was not how she wanted to die. No siree. She seriously doubted that Spud would suck out the venom. 

She fidgeted in her seat. “Ungh. How much longer? I gotta go.”

“You look like EJ and Soph doing the potty dance. Don’t worry. Dink’s spot is just around this bend.” He laughed, and then looked at his GPS before pointing the boat in the right direction. 

“Ho there, permission to come aboard!” Spud called toward the vessel, pulling a thick rope that dangled above them. A bell clanged in response to his actions. Itsy laughed at the crude system of pulleys and ropes operating the mechanism, completely out of place against the sleek, modern lines of the houseboat.

She was grateful for the stylish and modern home; most importantly, she was grateful for the plumbing.

And who, I wonder, owns this precious piece of civilization?

Spud’s friend had his back to her. He was long and lean, and almost identically dressed as Itsy, sporting a ribbed tank and camouflage cargo shorts. His feet were bare, and his exposed skin was just starting to darken. He hadn’t spent much time in the southern sun; he couldn’t have been here more than a week judging by the pink and peeling flesh on his shoulders that was giving way to a luscious, sun-kissed cream.

The moment Spud spied Itsy he called out to her. “Itsy! C’mere and meet Dink.”

The stranger rotated on his stool, and Itsy was suddenly tongue-tied. A garbled ‘hey’ was all she could manage. Itsy was surprised that her feet were able to move when Spud called. She seemed to have lost higher brain function at the sight of the man before her.

“Welcome aboard, Itsy.” His eyes moved quickly over her body, but snapped back to her eyes; bright, wise, and rich, dark chocolate orbs fertile like the Louisiana earth: life giving, life sustaining, and life taking. This woman was powerful and didn’t even know it.

“Much obliged, Dink.”

Okay, okay…we all know it’s Edward LMAO! But a Cajun French talkin’ Edward!?!? *SWOON!*

Dink rested his forehead on Itsy’s, panting in an attempt to calm himself. “Tu m’as ravi, ma beauté.”

Itsy’s eyes went wide at his words, his claim of her. She entranced him, he had said. She was his beauty, he declared.

She pressed the back of her trembling hand to her mouth, and then moved quickly to where Spud had moored the boat.

Dink tromped behind her, whispering more loving words in their beautiful native tongue.

“Je veux que vous.”I want you.

“Je doute que je serai jamais assez une fois que je vous dois.” I doub t if I’ll ever get enough once I have you.

“J’ai besoin de vous.”I need you.

“Puissance et beauté. Reine du marais.” Power and b eauty, queen of the swamp.

By the time Itsy reached the ladder to lower herself to Spud’s boat, she was a heaving mess. The smooth tenor of Dink’s flawless French had caused her insides to melt; couple that with the meaning of his words, and she was ready to mount the man.

“Foutre, Dink…foutre…oh God…fuck…” Itsy’s words were a garbled mix of French, English, and moans as she surrendered to the burn.

“Je veux mettre ce sale bouche à bon escient,” I want to put that dirty mouth to good use, Dink said in a low purr before capturing Itsy’s mouth.

It was heaven and hell all at once.

OMG! I’m off to…uh *dang!* Oh, yeah! Get a glass of ice tea!

Happy Friday, y’all!


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Random Rita ~ Friday Feature Fics!

Wet Rob Avi

Late again, dang it!

And by a couple weeks at that *facepalm!*

So, while I’ve been readin’ a lot, only a very few fics stood out enough to bring to your attention, startin’ with a one shot…yes, a ONE SHOT!

Hot off the presses today, you’re gonna want more of…

Rob Attack


*ONE SHOT* Lots of college students take on part-time work to pay their way through school. Edward and his two best friends take it one step further: ‘Plus One’, an escort service for wealthy single ladies. Edward is already considering scaling back when he takes on a new client and discovers that desire and admiration are sometimes a one-way street. *Not really an HEA

Rated: Fiction M – English – Drama/Romance – Words: 12,979 – Reviews: 4 – Favs: 3 – Follows: 2 – Published: 1h ago – Status: Complete – id: 11487804

Bella hires Edward to be her pretend boyfriend for Renee’s weddin’ to Phil but she’s not at all like the women Edward has encoutered before which totally throws him off his game LOL!

Edward checked his GPS. It was the correct address, but nothing about the neighborhood implied that trust-fund kids with thousands of dollars to burn on a fake boyfriend would choose to live there. It was decidedly middle-class. He felt out of place as he climbed out of the red Lexus IS C. He self-consciously smoothed his slacks, straightened his collar and grabbed the half-dozen roses he had purchased from a florist on the way there.

“Time to make her night,” he whispered to himself.

Edward took the elevator up to the fifth floor, checked his watch to make sure he wasn’t too early, then knocked on the girl’s door. She opened it almost immediately.

“Isabella Swan?”

Edward did his best to hide his shock. She had long brown hair, tied up with a rubberband. Her face was completely free of cosmetics, and she was wearing glasses with thick, brown plastic frames. Her figure was completely hidden beneath a man’s XL t-shirt and baggy jeans.

“You from ‘Plus One’?”

“Uh, yeah. I’m Edward. Can I come in?”

“What are those for?” she asked, wrinkling her nose at the roses.

“They’re for you. Flowers. For you. . . um. Yeah.” Edward had never felt so awkward.

Once he gets to know Bella better, Edward has an epiphany!

Edward glanced back at the photographer to see him snapping pictures of the two of them. That’s when it hit him. He wasn’t posing. He wasn’t acting. He genuinely wanted Bella to be attracted to him. Her response to his proximity send a thrill up his spine. He wanted more. And that’s exactly why he shouldn’t go for it. She wasn’t a giddy college girl excited about experimenting with her sexuality. And she definitely wasn’t a horny, jaded cougar. She was different. Special. She wasn’t for him.

Awww, poor Edward! I’m desperately hopin’ this author will be inspired *cough*bullied*cough* into continuin’ this story ’cause there’s so much more to be explored!

Please read and review! Maybe we can encourage her!?!?!


Rob Attack


Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU – COMPLETE

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance – Edward, Bella – Chapters: 78 – Words: 304,177 – Reviews: 9,467 – Favs: 5,259 – Follows: 2,650 – Updated: Jan 5, 2011 – Published: Jun 4, 2010 – Status: Complete – id: 6023650

Why I waited so long to read this story, I’ll never know! But, now that I have, I’m totally blown away by the beautiful bonds the characters either already have or will have by the end!

For instance, Edward’s love/hate relationship with his brother, Masen, has just given him invaluable advice on how to get into Bella’s pants!

I paused. It was painful but it had to be done. “All kidding aside, Masen. Thanks.”

“Aw big brother, your gratitude warms my heart. It really does.” Then Masen sighed. “Of course, man can not live on gratitude alone.”

I realized what he wanted. Hell. No.

“I’m not doing it.”

“Yes you will,” Masen said smugly. “If you want Lyssa and I to watch those boys so you can put your ‘Get into Bella’s Panties’ plan into effect, you will. And you’ll enjoy it.”

“Fuck you.”

“I’m still waaiitiing.”

I heaved a sigh, knowing there was no getting out of this.

“Okay, okay. Shit…Thank you, Masen for sharing your wisdom with me. I’m the luckiest brother in the world to have you as my sibling. I’m so grateful for the awesomeness that is you.”

Masen sat back and grinned, motioning me to continue.

“I bow before your wisdom and knowledge and I thank you for so generously sharing it with me,” I repeated by rote.

“Keep going.” He was enjoying this way too much.

I made a face and finished off the torture. “And I confess that I just need to get my panties out of my crack and admit that I want to be just like you.” The last few words were spit out between clenched teeth.

“See? That wasn’t so hard.”

“I’ll get you back,” I promised.

“Oh I’m sure you’ll try.”

Edward makes a friend for life when one of Bella’s sons spots a dog in trouble on the side of the road and insists he stops to help!

Those magical words. Can we keep her, Mom? How often had those words been used by a hopeful child? I had said them myself more than once when I was a kid. I’d been expecting to hear them since we’d seen the dog on the side of the road. I knew that Bella had too. She smiled and brushed her hand over Sam’s dark hair. “Well, I think she’s picked us, hasn’t she?”

Sam gave a cheer and went to tell his brothers the good news.

“I’ll help take care of her,” I offered.

“You’re as bad as one of the kids,” Bella teased, coming to stand beside me. We watched as the dog wandered around the yard, sniffing and getting familiar with things.

“Aw, come on, can we keep her? Can we, can we? Huh? Huh?” I said in her ear. “


“What is it about boys and dogs?” she asked, shaking her head.

“We’re both hairy, have been known to pass gas in public, and have humped things we shouldn’t have,” I told her. “It’s only natural that we’d have an affinity for each other.”

“Bet you wish you could lick your own balls,” Bella shot back and her words went straight to my dick.

“I’d much rather have you lick them,” I said before I could think about it. I drew back. Had I offended her? I should have known better. Bella didn’t offend easily and certainly not over anything sexual. She was a demon, temptress, ninja after all. Such creatures are not faint of heart. I heard her snort with laughter and she stood on her toes to give me a kiss, and then leaned in to whisper in my ear.

“I’m sure we can arrange that.”

Bella gave me a wicked grin and walked back into the house, leaving me alone with our new dog and an evil boner. Demon ninja temptress.

Honestly, I’ve never enjoyed a family oriented fic so much since I started readin’ fanfiction!!!

Guess what else? She wrote the outtakes in parallel so it pays to have them both open at the same time and switch back and forth LOL!


Rob Attack


Outtakes from “The Bigger They Are” from different POVs. Won’t make much sense without reading Bigger. Bella is a military widow with four sons, Edward is a confirmed bachelor and career soldier. He only does casual, but she’s got lots of baggage.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Drama – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 57 – Words: 121,585 – Reviews: 2,698 – Favs: 915 – Follows: 860 – Updated: Mar 21, 2011 – Published: Jun 15, 2010 – id: 6054708

Many of the outtakes, especially in the beginnin’, are somewhat darker than the original as they deal with Bella’s life before Edward. Even so, they are just as beautifully written!

When he left, I closed the door behind him and leaned against it, taking a moment to relive the few minutes we’d spent together. Getting to know him just a little better had not alleviated the need inside of me at all. If anything, it had spurred it on, grown it, increased it, given it more space inside of me.

Why couldn’t he have been an ass? That would have made dealing with his beautiful face, that velvet voice and smoking hot body so much easier.

Hopefully he hadn’t seen me wiping the drool from my chin.

I wasn’t good enough for him, and if I ever hinted that I found him attractive he would run as far away and as fast as he could. With good reason. It wasn’t just my family that was broken; it was me.

I’d accept his help with Emmett and keep my feelings to myself. There was no need to sully what was an act of kindness on his part by acting inappropriately. Then when the debt had been paid, he would say good-bye.

And I would never see him again.

It was better that way. But the want and longing inside of me did not abate.

“Oh Mac….what am I going to do?” It didn’t feel odd to ask him, even about this. We had been best friends forever.

Be happy, sweetheart. That’s what you’re going to do.

And did I wanna leave at the end? Noooooo! *sigh!*

What fics have been keepin’ you busy???

Happy Friday, y’all!





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Random Rita ~ Friday Feature Fics!

Wet Rob Avi

Evenin’, ladies!

So, the other day, Zveka was sharin’ a completed fic community she’d created on FFN with me by email…hell’n I was snaggin’ the ones I hadn’t read as fast as possible LMAO!

Today’s rec caught my eye enough that I’m still readin’ as we speak! It seemed familiar yet it wasn’t the same as I remembered.

That’s when I made the mistake of checkin’ the comments! Woo boy! That poor kid was bein’ accused of all kinds of plagarism and it wasn’t pretty!

Well, I went into full blown detective mode and didn’t find the fic everyone thought she’d stolen anywhere. However, what I did find was this:


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Anyone who wishes to use any ideas from my story Changing the Future is welcome to do so. You do not even need to give me credit for them. I am making all of my ideas from that story public domain. Thanks.

Ah ha! This explained a lot!

Personally, since Changing the Future has disappeared, I’m glad this author saved it for posterity in its current form ’cause I’ve been laughin’ my ass off!

Rob Attack


What happens when Bella and Edward receive the Twilight books from a Psychic-also known as Stephenie Meyer? What happens if the Cullens befriend the Quileutes before it’s too late? The Cullens and Quileutes work together to save a damsel in distress AND a Quileute from being attacked in the mall. Read the story to find out. Disclaimer: I don’t Own Twilight :(

Rated: Fiction T – English – Fantasy/Romance – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 31 – Words: 189,496 – Reviews: 110 – Favs: 203 – Follows: 149 – Updated: Oct 25, 2014 – Published: Sep 15, 2013 – Status: Complete – id: 9689645

Now that Edward and Bella have changed the future with their foreknowledge, they assume Tyler doesn’t hit Bella with his van…wrong! He just totals Edward’s Volvo instead and she still gets hurt! Guess some things were meant to be no matter what LOL!

But it was the aftermath that cracked me the fuck up LMAO!

Rose and Alice stopped by after school to keep me entertained. Rose took over the phone, screening all my calls and deflecting all the nosy gossips.

“Frankly, Jessica if we wanted you to know, we’d tell you. If you were supposed to know, you would have been there at the time. Since you weren’t and we don’t, you’re just going to have to wait for the memo like everybody else,” Rose snapped into the phone. “Bella’s not your friend, she’s not your sister, and she’s certainly not your rival, as that would imply you actually had a chance, so really, you’re just not on the ‘need to know’ list. Actually, you’re on the LIMP list, for Least Important People. So, get a life and stop trying to live vicariously through everyone else’s.” She slammed down the phone, glaring at it irritably.

A few seconds later it rang again.

“Hello, Swan Residence, Bella Swan’s Answering Service. How may I help you?”

“Uh, this is Mike Newton. I was calling to check on Bella?”

“She’s fine. Goodbye.”



“Can I talk to her?”

“I’m sorry Newton but she’s busy right now. The love of her life and soul mate, Edward Cullen, is feeding her grapes with his fingers while she is curled up in his lap. He’s been waiting on her hand and foot all day like a lovesick slave, and, honestly, one lovesick puppy is enough for any girl. Since she already has someone stronger, smarter, and better looking filling that role, you need to give up and apply for that role with some other chick, got it?”

“Uhhh… Who is this again?”

“This is Bella’s sister. I’m going to do you a favor and let you in on a little secret. Bella does not want to go out with you. She will never want to go out with you. Even if you were the only boy in the entire town of Forks, she still would not date you. So go find another girl to be the object of your obsession, because this one is already taken. I don’t think there is a man alive who is more obsessive than Eddie here, so he’s even got you beat there. Do yourself a favor and focus on Jessica instead. At least then you’ll probably finally get some.” She laughed evilly and hung up briskly.

“Did it work? Will he finally give up on asking me out?” I asked Alice hopefully. She went into her vision trance and came out again shortly thereafter giggling. She shook her head and laughed.

“Nope! That boy’s head is harder than ours! I’m not sure there’s anything strong enough to knock some sense into him,” she professed.

The phone rang again, for the twenty-fifth time since school let out.

“Hello, Swan Residence, how can I help you?” Rose answered sarcastically.

“Rose? Is that you?”

“Oh, hi, Angela. Would you like to talk to Bella?”

“Sure, if she’s up to it.”

“Well, let me see if I can sneak you past her resident bodyguard,” Rose quipped. She tossed the phone over to Bella and Edward promptly caught it, handing it to me.

And when the wolves realize Alice can’t see them comin’?

A light bulb went off in my head. A slow, mischievous grin started spreading across my wolfy face, baring my teeth. It probably would have scared the crap out of a human looking at it, but my companions all recognized it for what it was.

You do realize, my dear friends, that we werewolves are the only ones who can actually surprise Alice. Can you think of the pranks Emmett and Jasper would be able to pull if we work together? They’ve both been so busy whining about how they can never do it that none of us have even considered the implications of our involvement before. We could all play games and stuff together and she won’t automatically know who’s going to win or what cards her opponents have. We can help level the playing field for them, and then they’re going to owe us.

Embry let out a barking laugh. You are so bad, Jake, but I like the way you think.

So let’s go surprise them already. What are we waiting for? Leah asked.

We started running again, following the scent deep into the forest. I reminded them to keep calm, to try and minimize their emotions, so we wouldn’t alert Jasper through his gift. We came to a hot spring with a waterfall. It was gorgeous. I wanted to come back sometime when I could be alone to truly enjoy it. The two vampires were naked and embracing in the water. They were so occupied that we were able to surround them with ease.

Okay, on my signal, we’re all going to bark. Hearing it come unexpectedly from all four directions should scare the crap out of them, not that vampires have normal bodily functions or anything, but you know what I mean.

One, Two, Three, RAORWF! The simultaneous barks echoed off the trees. Their reaction was everything we could have hoped. Jasper sprang about fifteen feet straight up into the air, with Alice wrapped tightly around his body.

His eyes made a rapid assessment of the situation the moment he became airborne. I saw the recognition in his eyes before he even hit the height of his jump. The four of us fell to the ground laughing hysterically. How many people could say they sneaked up on and startled a vampire? How many could say the same about a psychic vampire? We were so cool.

We were all rolling on our backs, kicking our paws in excess merriment. I watched Jasper on his way back down into the water. I saw our waves of laughter pass over and through him. He struggled to hold back his own laughter in response to ours. But it was his eyes that scared me as his body started sinking back into the water. His mouth might be smiling, but his eyes promised revenge.

Uh, guys. I think it would be best if we leave now. Jasper’s not too happy with us at the moment.

Yeah, that’s why I’ll be burnin’ the midnight oil tonight LMAO!

Now, what have you been readin’ this week?

Happy Friday, y’all!


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Random Rita ~ Friday Feature Fics!

Wet Rob Avi

Evenin’ ladies!

Seems I’ve reached the tippin’ point where I’m followin’ so many WIP’s, I have no time to tackle a complete story *sigh!*

But how can you blame me when I keep runnin’ into new fics that leave my jaw on the floor in utter shock and awe!

Take a peek at these two and see if you can ignore their lure!

Rob Attack


It took thirty three minutes for help to come. Thirty three minutes for that monster and his redheaded partner to completely obliterate her and her family. Now she’s going back home with her brother Emmett, her Dad, and reuniting with her childhood friends as she heals. Recovering takes it’s time, but it’s harder when she knows the people responsible escaped police custody.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Crime – Chapters: 2 – Words: 11,333 – Reviews: 11 – Favs: 9 – Follows: 11 – Published: 21h ago – id: 11431228

Came across this author on FB the other day. Another of her stories was bein’ rec’d but then this one started postin’ and I was helpless to resist!

Someone’s awake.

Two words. Innocuous enough.

Except when it’s 3 in the morning and the words are from the mouth of a total stranger right outside the door.

A stranger in my house.

“Just wait ’til they come out then we’ll start the fun.”

Where the first stranger had been female. The second was male.

There were two strangers in my house. They know I’m awake. They’re waiting for me to come out. Then they’ll start the fun.

I want to cry.

I’m literally paralyzed with fear.

What fun?

Oh God, what do I do?

Whatever you do, do NOT start readin’ this at night when you are all alone!!!!

This is a nightmare we’ve all dreamed at one time or another and, if you’ve ever lived through a home invasion for realz, you should probably give this one a miss and bless your heart!


Rob Attack


Edward had always warned Bella that the pack were dangerous. Hostile, volatile and aggressive in nature. She ignored him, testing even Edward’s own vampire instinct by staying friends with his enemy, Jacob. One event will change them all, Bella never truly understood the supernatural world, the reality of a vampire protecting his mate. WARNING: Character Deaths, Violence.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Drama/Romance – Edward, Bella – Chapters: 13 – Words: 119,426 – Reviews: 220 – Favs: 150 – Follows: 231 – Updated: 9h ago – Published: Jun 12 – id: 11308157

First heard of Red Dawn from TrillionSchiffer when she updated HORIZON on July 30th. I checked to see if it was anywhere near complete and I was hit in the face with this message:


READ Red Dawn by JAM11, READ Red Dawn by JAM11, READ Red Dawn By JAM11, READ Red Dawn by JAM11, READ Red Dawn by JAM11, READ Red Dawn By JAM11, READ Red Dawn by JAM11, READ Red Dawn by JAM11, READ Red Dawn By JAM11, READ Red Dawn by JAM11, READ Red Dawn by JAM11, READ Red Dawn By JAM11.

Get all that? Good!

Well, what was I to do, I ask you? I started readin’ as mentioned in a comment to Kay last week LOL! Here’s the kind of Edward circumstancs have created:

“I will sink as low as my family needs me too Carlisle” Edward roared at his father pointing at him as if accusing him of some wrong doing his anger in his own mind was completely justified.

“I will dirty my hands. I will carry the sins I commit and I will do it with a smile if it means we live. You consider him defenceless and yet you know he’d have offered you no mercy if the roles were reversed” Edward spat as Jasper pressed his palm to Edward’s chest to try and prevent him from closing the distance. Jasper believing that to let him go now would end in Carlisle and Edward coming to actual physical blows.

 Curious? Start readin’!

Got fics to share this week? Maybe some complete ones LOL!?!

Happy Friday, y’all!


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Random Rita ~ Friday Feature Fic!

Wet Rob Avi

Sorry, peeps!

No time to present a full fledged post…emergency editin’ job, BUT I have wonderful news!!!

Imagine my surprise when I received the following PM from Tropical Sorbet today:

“Hi Rita01tx,

 Thank you so much for reading and reviewing Edroar. I FINALLY finished chapter 17 last night. He’s with his beloved beta Happymess right now. I know it’s been an insane amount of time. I’m not sure if you’re still interested, but I thought I’d let you know. Hope all is well for you. Thanks again. :)
Rob Attack
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Humor – Edward, Bella – Chapters: 16 – Words: 121,973 – Reviews: 3,931 – Favs: 3,394 – Follows: 4,545 – Updated: Jun 1, 2013 – Published: Jun 9, 2010 – id: 6037621

Woo hoo! *Muppet flails!*
And, to refresh your memories…

“Good luck Bella!” Angela called out to me, nervously, as I closed the door to our apartment.

I was headed to my first day on the job, as Edward Cullen’s personal massage therapist. Apparently, that was something I was going to need lots of luck with. I heard the countless stories about Mr. Cullen, though most of his employees called him Edroar the Angry Lion, behind his back of course.

That was the name of a children’s book a group of authors at Cullen Publishing anonymously wrote about him…with a poison pen.

It was the story of an angry lion, named Edroar, who used his mighty roar to frighten everyone away, leaving him sad and alone in the jungle. The underground story was a favorite amongst his employees.

According to Angela, the book was practically biographical, since Mr. Cullen would literally roar at his staff when angered, causing all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing to scamper off  shivering in fear.

From what I’d been told he caused at least two girls to flee his office in tears each week.

* * *

I loved the feeling of massage oil; I let it slip through my fingers slowly. I enjoyed its silky texture as I spread it across his back. I felt myself slipping into the zone.

Whether I was singing, writing lyrics or giving a massage, I would lose myself deeply and end up in a creative zone.

My hands were gliding over the smooth skin on his back. Oddly enough our skin color was nearly identical, it was hard to tell where my skin ended and his began.

I watched as my fingertips slid up and down his spine, I warmed out the area by creating circular friction with my palms.

He laid there still as a statue.

After warming and kneading his muscles, I noticed his breathing had gotten louder. It actually knocked me out of my zone, which was really tough to do.

I cautiously peered over at his face. His mouth hung slightly open. His eyes were darting around beneath his eyelids. I heard the faintest snore.

The mighty Edroar had fallen asleep.

* * *

And where did we leave off at chapter 16?

A vile slew of obscenities burst from my lips, followed by a praise to God, then some very ungodly moaning. A few flashes of light and my entire body tensed in the most powerful release I ever felt. I nearly passed out from the force of it.

My body went limp, falling against his.

“Jesus Christ!” I panted.

“I prefer if you call me Edward,” he replied coolly.

Ha! Who says dreams don’t come true LMAO!

Happy Friday, y’all!


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Random Rita ~ Friday Feature Fic!

Wet Rob Avi

Evenin’ ladies!

Oh, wow!

Didn’t think I was gonna make it today…been so lost in today’s rec LOL!

This author has 2 complete fics and 1 WIP on her profile, only the WIP hasn’t updated in a year. Still, when I started lookin’ for a somewhat dark…but not too dark, Vampward, the summary invited me in *gigglesnort!*

Rob Attackhttps://www.fanfiction.net/s/5761975/1/My-Blood-my-Conscience-and-your-Soul

Twenty-four year old Bella is forced into Edward’s life for a mysterious reason. Will she still fall for him when she finds out he is a vampire who drinks human blood? Rated M for dark themes & lemons to follow. COMPLETE

Rated: Fiction M – English – Angst/Romance – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 20 – Words: 111,485 – Reviews: 165 – Favs: 261 – Follows: 133 – Updated: Sep 8, 2012 – Published: Feb 20, 2010 – Status: Complete – id: 5761975

Although Bella never met any of the Cullens, she did see Alice and Jasper while she attended college with Angela, Jessica and Mike.  She never gave them a second thought until she and her friends run into Alice in a restaurant in Port Angeles!

“And who is the gorgeous guy with her?”

I mechanically try to peek but Mike is blocking my sight. He shifts in his chair and turns around just in time for me to see the man standing up to leave. That is not Jasper. And if I’m being honest, he is gorgeous. Tall, slender but visibly strong, with bronze disheveled hair and the face of a Greek statue: hard and expressionless. He’s looking down, hurrying toward the exit, and within two seconds he’s out the door.

Alice is still at her table, typing frantically on her cell phone.

We finished our meal and we are about to leave when I see her standing up and walking gracefully to the restroom.

I need to follow her. I don’t know why; I don’t have anything to say to her. I just need to.

I excuse myself and walk down the same hallway Alice had a few seconds ago. I open the door to the restroom and she’s there standing in front of me, as if she were waiting for me. I take two steps forward and close the door behind me.

“Bella, I need to talk to you about something, and you’re going to have to listen and accept what I’m about to say, even though you won’t understand.”

I just nod. For a second I regret following her.

“I thought I saw something, but everything is still wrong. It is not supposed to be like this. I’ve waited for a long time and now I’m afraid I might lose him forever.” She pauses for a second. Her face is impassive but in her eyes I see the suffering. She’s terrified.

“The man who was with you earlier?”

“Yes. Edward.” Her voice sweetening as she says his name.

I am completely lost. None of this makes any sense.

“Alice, I don’t think your family problems are any of my business, really. I’m sorry, but –”

“Bella, you don’t understand – I knew you wouldn’t – and I can’t explain. I’m not allowed to explain. Just listen to what I can tell you, the rest you’re going to have to figure out by yourself. I’ve tried to stay away until the time was right but I can’t wait any longer. This is killing me. He needs to come home. When the time to make a decision comes, just remember that sometimes the right choice isn’t the safer one.”

“Alice, wh -?

She walks past me and when I turn around she’s already gone.

Despite her better judgement, Bella is intrigued!

Angela and I say goodbye to Jessica and Mike and we get in the car. She turns the ignition and pulls out of her spot.

That’s when I notice a silver Volvo near the exit of the parking lot…and a tall man with bronze hair is leaning against it.

I recognize him.


He’s staring right at me and my stomach clenches. As we drive right by him I get a glimpse of his face, and the feral expression on it. His eyes seem so dark, black, and the light of the street lamps makes them appear almost red. At this very second he looks like a wild animal, a predator ready to pounce on his prey.

Angela doesn’t stop and drives away before I can comprehend what I just saw. I don’t know if she saw it too, or what she thinks of it. I can’t ask her, either. If I do I’ll have to explain the whole story and I can’t.

Hell, intrigued isn’t a strong enough word for what Bella’s feelin’ after such a strange encounter, especially when she meets Edward again and becomes completely enamoured with him. The feelin’ is mutual, of course. She knows there’s something different about him but she doesn’t know exactly what…until an even stranger, more frightenin’ encounter occurs while she’s on an errand in Seattle for her employer!

One of them pulls at my arm and drags me back to my car, hidden in the darkness of the narrow, deserted street. My heart is beating so fast in my chest, the pounding resonates in my ears. His friends follow us and gather around us as he pushes me against the door, one of his hands holding my wrists behind my back and the other sliding inside my coat and under my sweater.

Suddenly I hear a loud growl echo in the shadows and he stops, looking around frantically. I remain completely motionless, my eyes wide open in shock as I see his accomplices being lifted off the ground one by one by something I can’t distinguish, and thrown against the concrete wall on the opposite sidewalk before falling on the ground, knocked out. It all happens so fast, mere seconds, I don’t understand what is occurring before my eyes. Another growl erupts in the darkness as the man still holding me is violently pulled away from me. He’s not thrown against the wall like the others, but forced to kneel in the middle of the street, held by what attacked them.

I can see it now. My heart gallops even faster and I sink down on my knees, my legs too weak to carry me. I’m beyond shocked by the sight in front of me.

It’s Edward.

His face is contorted in an aggressive expression, more threatening than I’ve ever seen him. He looks like a feral, vicious animal, a predator. He’s crouching behind my aggressor, one arm across his chest, holding him in place; the other hand fisted in his hair and pulling to the side, exposing his neck. Edward has his mouth on this man’s jugular, and I don’t comprehend what he’s doing until I see blood escaping from under his lips and rolling slowly down the neck of his…prey.

I lift my gaze to meet Edward’s stare and my heart stops. He’s looking at me as he’s… drinking… , his eyes locked on mine, and even in the semi-darkness I can see clearly the rich, burning red in them, dancing and flowing… just like blood.

I inhale sharply and it all goes black.

Sorry, I’m gettin’ carried away…don’t wanna give away the whole story but it’s an emotional rollercoaster that leaves you breathless as you watch Bella battle to stand her ground against Edward’s choice to feed off humans, even if they are criminals, and Edward’s desperate attempts to reason with her!

Also, I found myself in good company readin’ this fic…Camilla10 is also a huge fan LOL!  Now, ladies…this fic should have far more reviews so let’s see what we can do about that, shall we?

What fic(s) are you readin’ this week?

Happy Friday, y’all!


Night Raider


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Random Rita ~ Friday Feature Fics!

Wet Rob Avi

Evenin, ladies!

In case none of you noticed the note I left in last post’s comments section, the summer has not been kind to those of us without airco!

Damn heat done sucked all the joy outta readin’ and, except for some thrillin’ WIP’s I’m waitin’ to see complete, nothin’ from my TBR got me excited enough to rec…well, until now!

Excited is an understatement when it comes to…

Rob Attack


Edward is a hit-man with one rule; he doesn’t do women. When he learns his next target is Bella, he makes a decision that ends up changing his life – and hers.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Drama/Romance – Edward, Bella – Chapters: 25 – Words: 89,662 – Reviews: 684 – Favs: 669 – Follows: 410 – Updated: Jun 2, 2012 – Published: Dec 11, 2011 – Status: Complete – id: 7625549

“Now, as part of our cartel’s transformation, my colleagues and I are under instructions to clean up loose ends, as it were.”

“Loose ends?”

“Yes – any unfinished business that could look bad in the near future. Problems we don’t want to touch ourselves. I have only one such problem, and that’s why I called you. But there’s a catch: it’s a woman.”

Now I understood why he’d had me come down here before giving me the details; I wouldn’t have come otherwise.

“And if I refuse?”

“Then I’m afraid you become a loose end yourself, Edward.”

“Tell me about the job.”

“Here’s what you need to know. She’s a prostitute, a nobody, like I said.” He reached into his shirt pocket and handed me a photograph. Oh, fuck no. This couldn’t be happening, I thought as I looked into the same brown eyes I’d torn myself away from this morning. “She works at the brothel in Medina, do you know it?”


“Good. I want the job done tonight, and most importantly, I don’t want a body. Got that?”

“No body.”

“Nothing that can be identified, anyway. And there’s another catch – this time I need proof.”

“Proof? What are you talking about?”

“I need proof that she’s dead.”

Well, it wouldn’t be much of a story if he actually killed Bella, now would it? But what’s she doin’ in a brothel? Why does this creep really want her dead? Most importantly, how does Edward get them the hell out of this mess?

“Should my eyes be open?”

“Were they open when I shot you?”


“Then no, they’d stay closed.” I stood up and looked down at her. “That’s perfect. Try to hold that while I make a puddle under your head.” I gently lifted her head a couple inches off the ground and poured out some corn syrup. It wasn’t quite as red as blood, but I was hoping that in the fading light of evening, the camera wouldn’t catch the slightly off color. “You’re going to get some in your hair.”

“That’s okay. It’ll wash out.”

I eased her head back down onto the puddle and added a little more syrup for good measure. Then I looked at her bullet wound again. If I’d shot her in the back of the head and the bullet had left through her forehead, there would be blood trickling down her face. I crouched down again and used the edge of the knife to drip corn syrup onto her forehead, watching it slowly slide down into the dust.

She opened her eyes to watch me, and then cast her gaze toward the horizon. “So the bullet would have gone in to the ravine?”

We seemed to be thinking alike. “Yeah. There’s no reason for me to pretend to find it.”

I stood and took the picture. It wasn’t perfect but she definitely looked dead. Only a forensics expert would catch the mistakes we’d made, and I highly doubted Mala would be sending these photos off to a crime lab.

Just so you know, Bella is no shrinkin’ violet in this fic! She’s clever, intuitive and turns Edward’s world upside down LMAO!

This fic is one you won’t soon forget nor will you be able to resist rereadin’ it every now and then for years to come!


Rob Attack


I would always remember him as a dangerously beautiful twenty-two-year-old, a sensual and affectionate lover who could put a gun to a man’s head and pull the trigger. Why I couldn’t forget him was no mystery. I was still in love with him.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Angst – Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie – Chapters: 2 – Words: 8,943 – Reviews: 86 – Favs: 145 – Follows: 282 – Updated: 17h ago – Published: Jul 10 – id: 11370259

Bella and Rose are workin’ at a tropical island resort for six months to pay for a long planned trip to Europe.

The word is that Edward can get you anything you want. He regularly leaves the island, returning with illicit drugs, available for sale to both staff and guests. He also takes orders for life’s necessities, so he provides an essential service. A good bottle of shampoo is like gold around here.

No one asks where he goes, but he always catches an early boat and doesn’t return until late.

He does most of his business here late on Friday nights when management allows us to join the guests in the main bar, as long as we are dressed appropriately and represent the resort professionally.

There are rumors about female employees making extra money keeping male guests company on “Island Night,” as the staff refer to it, and that Edward supplies them with whatever they want to enhance the experience.

Are all these rumors true? If they are, will it make any difference to Bella?

You’ll be as spellbound as me watchin’ her try to resist him LOL!


Rob Attack


It’s the summer before college, and what better way to spend it than with friends on the beach. Love, sand, and the ocean is what awaits them. Can two people with difficult pasts move on? A birthday fic for Kyla713

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Angst – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 10 – Words: 16,073 – Reviews: 263 – Favs: 166 – Follows: 272 – Updated: 1h ago – Published: Jul 13 – id: 11377834

Bikinis √

Sarongs to cover said bikinis √

Cut offs √

Shorts √

Romper √

Dress √

Flip flops √


Bella, staying a beach house with a good friend before starting college, one big fat check. She was packed and ready to go minutes before her best friend since preschool drove up to the curb of the house. The high-pitched beeps made her yelp, causing her mother to laugh down the hall.

“Better get a move on, or Angela is likely to leave without you.”

Not likely…the girls on their way to Cayucos Beach, California!!!

“You need to see this, Angela.” The near breathless quality of her voice had her friend running to join her by the window.

The sight before Angela made her nearly swoon. “I think I’m really going to like it here.”

Three boys, not much older than Bella and Angela, were tossing a football around on the beach. A dog ran around them, barking with its tail wagging. One of them had a guitar along one side of his body as he tossed the ball high into the air, seemingly laughing as the dog tried to intercept. He knelt to rub the dog’s ear and say something to his friend. A few more guys joined them within seconds, and the scene looked more like a photoshoot rather than real life. There were a lot of board shorts, backward caps, and lean muscled abs.

Bella smiled as the guitar-holding boy shielded his eyes as one of his friends pointed toward their house and waved. “I say summer is looking very promising.” She waved back, but before she had a chance to go outside, Alice called out for them from the front of the house. Bella and Angela shared a look. “I’m suddenly not feeling so tired. You?”


Super fun summer readin’…we should all be so lucky LOL!


Rob Attack

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Homeless Bella seeks shelter from a storm in an abandoned warehouse. But while she is there, she witnesses something she should never have seen. It was a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. After discovering her, the gunman realizes he has no choice but to protect her from what she’s seen. He has to save her—even if she fights him—even if she hates him.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Humor – Bella, Edward – Words: 1,947 – Reviews: 275 – Favs: 598 – Follows: 954 – Published: Jul 15 – id: 11382261

Two gunshots rang out, hitting Blond guy in the chest. He jerked once, his body spasming and arching and then he sagged to the right, the weight of him toppling over the chair. Silence filled the room, none of the men moving. I covered my mouth with both hands, trying to stop the screams that were threatening. I was freezing cold—long shivers running through my body at the shock of what I had just witnessed. Silent tears ran down my cheeks as I bit my knuckles; trying not to make any sounds.

I buried my face into my knees, desperately wishing I had never found that hole in the fence. I needed them to leave. Then I could run. Run far away and scream. Footsteps faded away and I could hear the two remaining men speaking in low tones.

Gunman cleared his throat. “Come out.”

My body locked down. Who was he talking to?

“I said, come out of there. Now.”

I didn’t move. I couldn’t move. Blind fear kept me immobile.

Footsteps approached, and before I could blink, a large hand wrapped around my bicep and I was pulled out of my little dark corner, and tossed into the center of the room.

Cold metal pressed hard against my forehead. “And what have we here?”

OMFG! This fic has me bitin’ my nails and it’s only one chapter in *DIED!*

What fics have you so excited, you can’t wait to share????

Happy Friday, y’all!


Night Raider


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