What Does It For You?


Well, I finally finished building my Robalicious web site. Now I’m writing my first RoBlog and I can’t think of a better topic for any Blog other than Rob can You? I Mean, You just have to LOVE a man who says things like, “I’m just a tool. I’m just A Big Hard Tool!” *LMAO*
As I was lurking around from site to site teaching myself about blogging and Building websites and basically Rob-stalking, (Yes I said it! I Own it! Can you blame me? *LOL*) I realized every one likes him for different reasons. Many, Many different reasons. So to get things started I want to know, What is it about Robert Pattinson that just Drives You WILD? I mean seriously,

      Was it his role in Twilight as the Gorgeous Vampire Edward Cullen
                                                 that captivated you…?
(Amber eyes to Ambush your heart!)
    Is it that GQ look he can pull off so well that makes your heart race….?

OH YEAH!!! C*H*O*M*P!!!

And then there’s his hair that is so often Messy and yet somehow Always Perfect…?

YEP PERFECT! A woman could happily get lost forever looking in a face like that!

 Or could it be those Long, Lush eyelashes, or maybe is it those Haunting Blue-Gray eyes that are so easy to get lost in you forget what you were saying….?

*Le sigh* *faint* *Thud*
 Uumm…where was I? *rereads blog & skips over pictures*…oh Yeah, is
                                           it those full, pouty lips….?
(Those lips are just begging to be kissed, and OFTEN!)
*Shakes away the day-dream* (Hmmm this may take longer than I thought.) I’ve learned that some people have real attraction for that
                                            Strong Gorgeous Jawline….?
(Rob’s Profile. Strong Jaw. ‘Nuff said. *Pffftt*
Could it be, like so many others, (and I absolutely agree with them) that   you’re attracted to his big, strong hands, with those long elegant fingers?
(Yup! That Works for ME!)
 Of Course, there’s always that Amazing torso to tantalize your thoughts…?
(Gah! Happy Trail! Happier Blogger!)
                        Is it that Tush that turns your insides to mush….?
(You Know! BWAhaahaaa)
Could it be that it’s the way he can be Red Carpet Glamourous one minute…?
      And then turn around and he’s completely “Adorkable” the next….?
(Damn! Even “Adorkable” he’s Sexy!)
And then the next time you see him he’s got that drop dead, Take your
                                breath away, “Come Hither” Stare….?
(Too…Pretty…Can’t Take it…)
          *Gah!!! Gotta… concentrate, Can’t. Get. Distracted. By. The. Pretty.*
                   There’s always his Amazing, Soulful, Beautiful Voice…?

(Lord, THAT VOICE goes through me like Liquid Gold! *Shivers*) 
                         And of course there’s that Wonderful Giggle….?

(Go on, admit it, you’re either laughing your butt off or grinning like an idiot trying not to! Ain’t no shame in that!)

 Is it the way he’s Swamped by all his adoring fans to whom he is always so Gracious and yet, he still manages to remain humble and disbelieving
                                               that so many adore him…?
(AWWW!!! Even when he’s shy and Bashful he’s HAWT!!!)
                                    I don’t know about you, but as for me,…


 So tell me, What Does it for you? What is it about Rob that gets you hot? Have I overlooked something? have I left something out? Please leave me a comment and a little love too. Mwah! 




Filed under Edward A M Cullen, Getting Started, Hello, Rob Pattinson, What Gets You Hot?

83 responses to “What Does It For You?

  1. Hello Ladies, Welcome! Please Leave a Comment! 🙂

  2. robsfuturemate

    Oh it’s the whole package alright! (hehe, package!) But one of my faves that you missed is the wonky legs 🙂

    I don’t know how he does it!

    • Oh its not just the wonky legs…
      It’s the ankles, the fingers, the wrist, the elbow….

      With all those double joints. Just think of all those possible positions. *passes out*

      I have a whole folder called double joints. GAH

  3. rita01tx

    OK, I probably needed to click the Notify me of new posts via email button

  4. Nicole

    Hi BB…I just saw your comment on RAoR…and I sent out an email to the ladies I like from there. Don’t worry bb…we are still here and we will just have to find other places to go and hang out on!

    I asked if anyone had other sites to rec’d for FF, so if I get something back…I’ll let you know.

    Do not dispair RF…your friends won’t desert you. Ciao bella…Nicole

    • rita01tx

      Hi Nicole!

      I was so afraid we might be crass in inviting everyone over here, so i’m real glad you popped in. RF’s off making dinner – just got off Google Talk with her – she was so gutted!! Well, me too as you might imagine.

      I was actually thinking of Loving40’s Twi-Fic site but not sure it would be conducive to sharing Robporn. Gotta have Robporn, right?

      *sigh* what a day!

      • Nicole

        Hi Rita, Yes I had a feeling that RF would be very upset today…sending her lots of hugs!!!

        I posted my email addy on RAoR, and RF has it too, so if you guys need something just let me know….I’m here. My Robsession is still in full force. In fact I’ve been a huge Rob fan since his HP days, and it has only escalated.

        We just have to find a site to go to for FF and all. I’m on NeverThink, but have to sign up for RF’s site within, and I’m on Tumblr too (pattypattz1), you can get lots of RobPorn from there bb.

        Rob’s hardcore fans aren’t going anywheres. And neither are RF’s friends….were here for her.

        • D’aww ya’all is so sweet to me, Imma talk to MC and see if I can get her to move her post to Sunday if that is better for everbody. I looked for you on Twitter But my results came up with a “federica” I’m on Twitter as RobsFan-tasy. I don’t go there much but I can! I’m sposed to be pimping out WIT AND SOFA since they are up for awards but shizz! How’s a hOOr/Angel spose to think when Our Home is being pulled? WWaaaaa!!!!

          • Nicole

            Hola…well we can come here and go to “The Cold Shower” blog too bb. Bleriana is yet another lovely PattinHoor that used to come on RAoR too, and then she started her own blog like you. JAG has been a big influence and mentor to many!

            YEP we will miss JAG/RAoR and whatever you decide on the FF post is great.

            RF…your such a sweetheart, and so easy to love!

      • You know me too well Dear Rita! Thank God! LOL Nicole is a girls BF when it comes to Rob Porn aintcha Darlin’? Yes I’m Freaking out over the RAoR Loss but Not Because of WIT! (Boy is there going to ba a long ass AN on Chapter 12!!!! ) WIT can hold her own now, I think she is strong enough to srand on her own 2 feet and has enough People to support it! *yes that is pride you hear in my voice! A rareity for me but I can’t help it! The Pride comes from the Love for RAoR. WIT would not be as successful as it has become with out RAoR to be my inspiration and the friends I have made there such as Rita, Nicole, Cared, TMM, RFM, MC, Maggie, Mauigirl, Melbie Toast, AlleyVera, Ilovealion, somanywards, and so many others!* RAoR made me Laugh when I wanted to Cry. RAoR made me Giggle when I had nothing to giggle about. RAoR Taught me about FF when my dreams of writing had all but died. RAoR Girls encouraged me when I was afraid of what others would think. I just can’t say enough about it! I’d like to think of RA as being RAoR’s “Twin” Baby sister! She (Jag and RAoR) are the reason RA and WIT were born in the first place! I hope that is not too presumptious. If it is, I apologize! It’s just my way of expressing how much RAoR and all the ladies there have come to mean to me!
        I thought for sure when I told my Mom about RaoR ending (which I could not do without crying) that she would laugh and call me silly but she didn’y. She broke down and cried with me because she knew how very much it meant to me! LOL@Myself cause, yes damnit! I am crying AGAIN!
        Shizz! I’ll BBL girls. Can’t see for the tears again! *Walks away blubbering*

        • Nicole

          Oh bb…just remember…”When God closes a Door, he opens up a Window”! We are still Sisters and Fellow PattinH00rs/Angelz, and that won’t change…not ever. I’ve been a huge fan of The Pretty since 2005 and HP. Yeah I’ve amassed so many pics of Rob it isn’t even funny…LOL. He is just to Handsome, so a girl can’t help herself!

          So it is sad to see RAoR closing up, but we have each other, and other venues to look at! Your real friends aren’t leaving you, and we will not give up our Robsession. It is too ingrained in us now.

          You’ll see RF…it will get better. Your mom sounds lovely…she is a keeper for sure. Don’t cry too long now, you have to be able to see out of those pretty eyes to see Rob and your computer screen. Ciao Bella!!!

  5. rita01tx

    Awww Nicole darlin’ – imma startin’ to feel better already, thanks! Haven’t perved on Never Think in awhile for some reason. But I did promise Mom I’d post my first fan fiction there before anywhere else. Hope she’ll forgive me (again) for being absent for so long.
    Gonna have to check out this Tumblr stuff too one of these days – I’m such a wuss about trying new technology.
    Gotta sign off now before i fall asleep on my keyboard LOL.
    Laters BB,

    • Nicole

      Hi Rita,

      We’ll figure all this stuff out on FF and see what works between here, Loving40’s and others like NeverThink.

      RF is such a sweetie and tender hearted..I knew this was going to be hard on her, but it will get better, and we’ll put a smile back on her face again!

  6. Comes and joins the party. I just can NOT say goodbye. *shakes head side to side* nope nope nope.

    I need my Robporn and I need my smut-read.

    Nicole…my scientific wifey. *giggles*

    I subscribed bb and added you to my rss feeds. So anything new posts and I will see.

    I like the fire background. He lights us ALL on fire!

    • I cant Either rdmickey! I WON’T! *sobs* {{HUGS rdmickey}} So glad and Proud to have you join us here!

      No One can fill Jag and RAoR’s shoes but I can and will do my very best to provide you with a happy (new) Robpervin Robporn FanFicaddiction home!!!! Everything works exactly the same as RAoR so there should be no new adjustments on learning how everything works.

      So glad you like the background BB! He set me on fire a long time ago and BB, It’s a sloowww burn!!! *giggles*

      WELCOME from the Bottom of my heart to you and to all the new Folks coming in!

    • Nicole

      Hi D, Yep you and I are Simpatico. We have to keep up the Rob perving, measuring stuff. Too many of us are too INTER-Twined in our habits. It certainly isn’t goodbye.

      Now we just have to get Kim over to Tumblr with all of us!! When she isn’t busy blogging, or writing her FF’s for all. She is a very busy lady too.

  7. robsfuturemate

    Oh yes, the wonky legs are just the beginning! And I like the way you think girl!
    PS- I have wonky double jointed elbows as well, Rob. You can come on over and check ’em out anytime!

    Sorry, this isn’t letting me reply directly for some reason 😦

    • no worries…I found the comment. Yes, I will warn you now. I am forever a Pattinhoor. I am not bashful in the least and the man just makes me that much more vocal.

      Thanks for the welcum. I cannot stop my Robporn. Although the first step in helping an addiction is admitting it. I want or need no desire in curing my Robsession.

      • Nicole

        Oh RDM… that is why I love you so. 😉 I love the outspoken, lively, and Ultra Pervy PattinH00R that you are! As far as I’m concerned the more H00Rs the better. Man oh man we have had us some totally EPIC days on RAoR. Our month of measurements, Solo cups, hands, fingers, AutoCad and Plotters and then to make it into a Fanfiction to boot one that was so well known like M$B, and well bb…”You stuck with me”!

        • Yes bb. Just call me your glue buddy. Bwah hahahaha.
          Oh man how long ago was plotterpeen or SoloRob? At least a year or more.

          RobsFan-tasy and Rita. If we get too rambunctious here. Just tell us. Nicole and I are pretty dang on passionate so…we kinda get carried away sometimes.

          • Hey girls, im just GLAD you are here!!! the “rules” here are the same as RAoR (maybe a wee bit looser) *snickers* all i truly ask is that you don’t post nekky Rob manips with out a warning before the link! and as ever no negativity towards the Pretty or each other! other than that play all you want to ladies….PERV to ur Heart’s content!!

          • Nicole

            I’m sure we won’t shock them too much bb…they have seen us in action on RAoR and we are def not Angelz…*ROFL*…we can be, at times, but Rob just has a way of bringing out the H00R in us!

            I still have wondered if Smitten got any good pics of the fingers or stuff for us to look at from NYC WFE premier. We’ll have to ask her when she gets back.

  8. robsfuturemate

    Oh! And welcome Ladies!!! Sorry it’s on these terms though.

  9. rita01tx

    Not at all darlins’ – if I didn’t have to rush off to work I’d be wallowing amongst you!!

  10. Nicole

    LOL..I’m just now really reading the question for this post bb. You’ll excuse me, but I’ve had NO sleep, and some Vino Rosa, and the shock of RAoR going away. I’ve been going back and forth with emails and such for hours now.

    To answer the question…It is more like “What About Rob-doesn’t Do It for Me”. MrSexOnFrigginLegs is just over the top FuckHawt. Everything about him is Gorgeous…his SexHair, Those Bedroom Eyes, that Panty Melting Smile, The Chisled
    Face, His Tall, lean and muscular form, the FingerPorn, JawPorn, EyelashPorn, the AssCandy and least we forget….the HHP. Hell what is not to love about this man? He is not only drop dead good looking, but Intelligent, talented, and charming.

  11. Least not forget the “V” that had us all drooling in New Moon and the lickolicous manfur. I just wanna clean him like a cat. Lickin up and down. GAH

    • Nicole

      Damn…How will I ever make it off the computer for coffee and brunch if you mention shiz like the “Happy Trail” and licking the “V” going to the “Happy Trail” that leads to the “HHP”???

      Gah the visuals I just had of that….YUMMY! Is this behind the dumpster or what??? Bring some Heine’s, HotPockets, and knee pads bb and I’m there! ROFL…and we gotta bring MissOralFixation…aka..Floren too~! Maybe some Glittah-Lube too…so *Duuuuuuuurrrrrrthhhy*…(snickers…I just listened to a bunch of MP3’s from Jolori on Rob. *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

  12. RTFLMAO!!! I FLOVE You girls Hard! Imma giggling cause ya all are truly starting at the very Beginning LOL!!!! This is the first blog I ever Wrote!!

  13. You don’t have to go no where’s BBez! you perv where ever the View Is best for you! LOL Imma just thrilled ta sit back and watch and listen and giggle!! Coffee?? who’s thinking coffee? Imma still drinking LOL it about 230 in the am for me! But you can pass the Rob cream this way *wink Wink*

    RFM! do NOT delay your Tuesday Post! PLEASE! I’m nearly ready to post mine, just fine tuning it and we are gonna need your giggles come Tuesday!

    • robsfuturemate

      Haha! You act like I plan this posts, lol. Let’s just hope Rob provides us with some entertainment or gives me some inspiration in the next day or so. I’m a spur of the moment kind of girl (which really means I procrastinate on the (un)important things and Robstuff gets a whole lot of time!)

      • Nicole

        Well you can check out the blogs like RPLife, or Thinking of Rob for new Rob pics on the Cosmopolis set and we can always find good perving material on hawt pics of the pretty. *TWSS*.

        You can make up anything you want or do a questionaire type posting…all kinds of stuff to do. WE can find pervy stuff to bounce off of each other that is not a problem. I’m stll emailing lots of fellow H00rs to get them to come over here too.

        • robsfuturemate

          Thanks for the encouragement! Something always comes to me one way or another (twss). Rob’s the most easy thing to write about, he’s such a wonderful Muse.

      • *giggles* sorry Darlin, I didn’t know. But if you can’t come up with a post lemme know!! I’ll do what i can in a rush. i have a few idears up mah sleeve for desperate situations!!!

        • robsfuturemate

          We’re covered RF!!! I can always pull something out of my sleeve baby! Thanks though, you’ve been doing enough today 🙂

    • Nicole

      LOL bb… there is a 7 hour difference between here and EST in the USA bb…Nicole has yet to make it to bed from the previous night, so I surely neeed some JAVA.

      I’d love to have Rob sweet cream with or without my coffee!

  14. cums running in….flapping arms……

    Looky…looky…..jules made for me!!



    • robsfuturemate


    • Nicole

      Jules, DreamySimm and Jolori are my fave Wallpaper makers.

      OH Yeah…that saying and all…cranked up my libido to Def Con 10! RDM damn what a tease to see this. Jules does some beautiful work.

    • rita01tx

      Ohhhh! Good one RDM darlin’ – been a Jules h00r for awhile – since I discovered her on RPAU (Robert Pattinson Australia)
      For obvious reasons, this one is my favorite!!!

      • OMFG!! You’re a ‘Jules hoor’?? LOL that sounds awesome. *insert cheesy grin* wow – thanks so much and you too RDM & Nicole. 🙂 I was usually a lurker over at RAoR and will miss it so much. Thanks for starting this place!! Looks fantastic.


        • Nicole

          Jules…Gah girl you know your stuff is the Bomb! You and DreamySimm and Jolori are my all time faves for Wallpaper. I have a HUGE file of most of your work on my server at home…just can’t get enough of you work.
          We also follow you on Tumblr too bb…I’m Pattypattz1, and Dianne is RDMickey89, Melbie is MelbieToast *goodness everyone adores Melbie too*, and then there is Floren83 who is one of the PattinHoors and is doing all the awesome looking Manips like Lolipop, and Smittenkitten, AllyVera.

          I dabble with edits too, but your stuff like, Melbie’s, Biel’s and DreamySimm, Jolori, are to die for….*Lick, Click and Save*…

          That last edit you did that Dianne shared…WOW. HAWT! Can I request some of the Pretty in GREY? My FAVE is NM NYC premier.

        • rita01tx

          *gasp!* Jules darlin’!!! {{HUGS}}
          I’m so glad to see you here BB! Welcome to join our perv party any old time. Hope you don’t mind that we perv on you too *snicker* – well on your fantastic work – which is you. Aw shit, you know what I mean *blush*

        • Awl hell. You have been lurking all this time!!!!!! WHAT !!!

          I had you on alerts many moons ago. I seriously did not expect you to actually make a wallpaper out of the edit I loved. But seriously….I squealed like a fangirl. It is going on my work computer as soon as I get there tomorrow.

          I saw many comments today on it on your blog too bb. I am not the only Robhoor that loved it.

          Again MUWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • *Hugs back* So Very Happy to see you here Darlin. We are all Jules hoors! didn’t you know? LOL Hope you saw the post on the home page about posting your new stuff here. let me know what tou think about “Sunday Swoon”

  15. seagull83

    Hello ladies. I found you, yay!!! 🙂

    • Glad to see you here BB! spread the word ok? All angelz and hOOrs Welcome!

      I’ll be sending out more invites and e-mails tomorrow …err…later today LOl I’ve been Blogging and inviting and e-mailing non stop since 2 pm yesterday and it’s now five am. I’m going to rest for awhile but i’ll be back!
      pull up a comfy seat and feel free to wander around and comment!


    • smittenkitten

      Yippee! I finally got logged into WordPress, rdm I hear you laughing! Nicole thanks for the link too bb!
      RobsFan-tasy…nice place bb, thank you for the invite!

      • No, Thank you for joining BB! It is an honor and a priveledge to have you all here in my humble “home” I hope it will become home to all of you!

        Much Thanks Ladies! MWAH!!

      • yes bb Im giggling at you. But I think you used the wrong one. You aren’t omfgsmittenkitten. LOL But I think we all know you either way.

      • Nicole

        Hi Smitten! Happy to see you here bb….what would be ever do without our Smittenkitten? I see your name is a little different, but not your AVI so that is good.

      • rita01tx

        Hey Smitten! Just in case you didn’t see my “blanket” welcome (yeah, thought better of that after the fact), it’s really good to see you here!!

      • Hi sweetie,

        Thanks for sending me the link to this amazing place. OMG, those pics just about killed me. But listing His attributes can be difficult to handle (twss) all at once, like that.


    • Nicole

      Hi Seagull! Nice to see you here.

    • rita01tx

      So glad you did, Seagull darlin’! Love to see the gang gathering here!!

  16. BTW this is an older post, Hit the home Button for todays Poast. Imma go sleep for awhile no LOL
    Laters BBez

  17. Hope you have room for one more old RAoR h00r.

  18. rita01tx

    I’m so glad ya’ll found your way here! Come on in and stay awhile. Make yourselves ta home and don’t worry about wiping your feet – we don’t mind a little DURT!! *snicker*

    Just got in from work and couldn’t believe all the comments. My hubs (aka Bear – no, really that’s what I’ve called him for years!) gets our emails on his iPhone so he finally had to move it from his butt pocket to his breast pocket cause it was vibrating like hell all day – ROTFLMAO!! But he don’t mind – he knows the deal – love me, love my girls!!!

  19. Hmmmm *taps chin* what is the thing I love most?!! IT’S TOO HARD (TWSS) I CAN’T CHOOSE!!!I love ALL of him ;D I have to ask, though – is it wrong that the first thing I did when I saw the pic of Dat Ass was notice the small stain just at the top of his right thigh…?!! Crikey.
    Sorry I didn’t see this post earlier *facepalm*! Hope you’re all enjoying yourselves!!! xxx

  20. Also, that pic of him in the suit up top there…..Mad Men Rob FTW!!! I love it when he dresses like that! I said it so many times on RAoR and I will say it again here – someone (me…I can do decent photography LOL) NEEDS to do a Mod photo shoot with him. In Brighton. On a Vespa/Lambretta I’m not arsed. IT MUST HAPPEN!!! All right, all right, I’m going! 😛

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