Just Sayin’

RobsFan~tasy
As I’ve said many times, I’m a little late to the Par-tee but I’m catching up quick. Catching up means I spend most of my days and nights, (I don’t sleep since Rob became my obsession) lurking and reading etc. In doing so, I’ve noticed that there has been quite a bit of speculation about the size of a certain body part. *cough*Peen*cough* all because of pictures like this one…

Squeeee

 And this one…
Scruffy Rob

Humina humina humina

And this one caused QUITE the stir all along the internet!!
Paps Peen

HHhhmmm?? Cell phone?? Oh I hope not! LOL

If you don’t get my drift in this post just zoom in on the Pattinson “package”
 
And THIS collage was fun too….

*THUD*

I threw this in just so you’d have a perfectly pattinson peen porn day!!! 😀
 
With Everything and every pic that comes out, this topic invariably comes up all because some one always crops and enlarges the pic to “examine the evidence.” (green with envy cause I didn’t think of it first) 😀 There are all kinds of theories out there…
 
There’s the comparison to the size of his rather large hands. Big hands= big…*ahem*
.
 Some say “that part” is the equivalent in inches as a man is feet tall (i.e. 6foot tall =6in) *shrugs*.
“¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
 
 Some people say that it’s the same distance between the thumb and the tip of your index finger. *shrugs again*
“¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
 
Well, Ladies, I think I can add one more (maybe 2) things for you too consider on this topic. (that is until I have my way with Rob and I can visually confirm it for myself and then tell you all about it. ;) )
You see  *an anonymous source told me* it’s a well known fact that your foot or your shoe size is exactly the distance between the crook of your elbow and the tip of your wrist. Don’t believe me? Go get your shoe and check for yourself, Go on, I’ll wait…(waiting…drumming my fingers on the table…more waiting…) Are you done? I’m right aren’t I? Perhaps just slightly over the edge of your wrist right? Implying it’s actually a little Longer? uh-huh thought so… Coincidence? Nope. Check with your friends, you’ll see I’m right.
 Everyone is like that. Stress the word EVERYRobONE.
 
Now, based on the same *all knowing* source, and the evidence I’ve just provided, I also happen to know that certain male body parts *cough*peen*cough* just happen to be the same size as the man’s foot!! (when its at “attention” that is) *snickersnort*
Ladies, Pervs, & Angelz,
RobsFan-tasy Is Proud to bring you the following pic for you to survey…(courtesy of WFE)
Wowsa!

OMG!

Notice how Rob’s foot is convienently aligned with the length of the TRUNK of the Elephant. *wondering if that is a subliminal message to the RAoR crew* Hmmm… His foot doesn’t seem small at all in comparison now does it? *WEG* (Wicked Evil Grin) Looks to be about a size 13 at the Very Least…*fans self*
 
Hello? Anybody? Did you all shizzle and faint? Thought so. Well anyway, when you wake up, just let that thought run around rampant (with its big bare feet) in your minds and I’m sure you’ll have a great day!!
Sincerely,
 
RobsFan~tasy
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6 responses to “Just Sayin’

  1. robsfuturemate

    I’m gonna go against the grain here and say this: Sometimes I feel like these BI (big in) pics are like a hidden picture (ie, that first pic). You know the ones in the Disney movies that tell you to look for or listen to the not so Disney hidden picture. I CAN NEVER SEE THOSE!! And sometimes I feel like that with Rob’s peen. There are ones that are pretty obvious but most of the time I think people just like to us their imagination. Don’t get me wrong, I like that imagination!

  2. hehe True Bt there is no denying there is something srsly THERE in the green pants picture Bwahahaha!!! I dunno if it’s Peen but a girl can Dream LOL

    • LMAO!!! You are just NOW replying to this! hehe

      MC will kill me for saying this but I’m still not sure it’s a peen! I don’t know what else it could be but GAH, that thing is larger than life!!! And yes, if we’re gonna dream, dream BIG!!!!

      I have a theory that Rob puts penis shaped items in his pockets to see what all of us girls say. Probably not true, but it would be funny!

      • BAHAHAHAHA HEY! I was a busy woman in the early days of movingRA!! LOL I didn’t even remember you posting this!!! I posted the link on Rita’s Sunday post and checked the link to make sure it worked and found YOU down in the comments a tappin your foot, hands on hips waiting for an answer *giggles*

        *pssst I don’t think it is either. ssshhh*

        RE: “I have a theory that Rob puts penis shaped items in his pockets…”

        ROTFLMAO!!!! I Don’t EVEN want to know what Rob would be doing with multiple “peen shaped items” nor do I want to know WHY he is carrying them in his pockets!!! *scrunches eyes* “Image deleted” LOL

        The only BIG DREAM NEEDED where Rob is concerned is the dream of finding out *snickers* “First Hand” LMAO!!! OMG!!! I gotta stop!! *gigglesnort*

        • Penis shaped items, you know; rolos, mentos, bananas (j/k)!!! I don’t know but it would be frickin hilarious!!

          And I’ll let you know from my first hand experience 😉 It’s my goal for 2012, hehe.

  3. kleomary

    My thoughts exactly Robsfantasy!! 🙂 And yes, it is true, the shoe size is exactly the distance between the crook of your elbow and the tip of your wrist.

    So, the last picture says it all I guess………. and what I wouldn’t give to know Rob’s size of “shoe” by own experience LOL

    My hubby wears shoe size number 46(I think it is 12 or 12.5 in your shoe measurements) sooooo…you know… I can proudly confirm that the roumors are very very true about men with big feet…… LOL

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