FanFiction Fridays Rec #5

As I have yet to Rec a WIP (Work in Progress), I decided to pick one for this week’s FanFic post; and since I am a bit heavy-at-heart, I chose something fluffy and light-hearted, to make me smile. It’s a wonderful FF called 29 Dimensions by, the talented author of 7 stories and my dear FB friend, Catastrophia. I have been following this Fic for a while now and there are only one (maybe 2) chapters and an Epilogue left, before it is Complete. It is a shorter Fic, with only 11 chapters so far and it is a pleasant, easy read.

“29 Dimensions” by Catastrophia

29ward/Geekward, or Fluffward as I like to call him, is a 32 yr old Chicago Doctor who just can’t seem to find love, and Bella is a 30 yr old Editor and self-proclaimed “book nerd”, who has the same problem. They both turn to the online dating scene and a site called “29 Dimensions”, to try to expand their dating horizons. This adorable story follows a sweet, romantic plot of how Edward and Bella meet online and get to know each other, through technology.

Link & Descriptions for 29 Dimensions on

“This is a story about finding love in a new age; the age of the internet. And what it takes to meet face to face after falling in love online and over the phone. It is a shorter story, only meant to be around 12 chapters.”

“Tired of looking for Mr. Right in all the wrong places Bella is pushed toward online dating by her friends. Just who will she meet, or not meet with 29 dimensions of compatibility at play?”

I flove this story and have read it numerous times because Fluffward prescribes just the right amount of  lovin’ medicine to warm my heart. I hope  you will give 29 Dimensions a try so he can warm yours too. 🙂

Enjoy! xo MC



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154 responses to “FanFiction Fridays Rec #5

  1. Thank you for this rec MC, sounds like a great fluffy read that I need right now! Saved to my iPhone for future reading! xoxo

  2. FAN FICTION RECOMMENDATION! : “Little Green and Easybella” by BettiGefecht (photo/quote edit #3)

    This is a graphic made by the author of LG&E herself, Betti! A quote from the latest wonderful chapter….such a touching story…sweet, dear, unique, different, makes your heart ache…darling and sexy young Edward…so confused, so in love…. I absolutely LOVE this fanfiction story and so will you!

    Quote from Chapter 12: (EPOV)

    “I’ll go and get her,” Carlisle says. “I know where she works.”


    Before I can even think, my head shoots up and my eyes meet his. And what I

    see there makes me hold his gaze for the first time ever. He understands. He

    understands what I’m going through. I hear Esme gasp.

    “Don’t worry, I’ll get her,” he says again. “If she’s already home, I’ll pick her up

    there. You and Esme just go inside, calm down and set an additional place in

    the meantime. I’ll find her, Edward, and I’ll bring her here, ok?”

    God, yes! I swallow once more. A shudder runs through me, head to toe. My

    eyes drift away and settle on the safe spot next to his face again. I only manage

    a few words, but I mean them. I feel them.

    “Thank you, Sir.”


    Bella and Edward have met before. But she only remembers a silent little boy, and he doesn’t remember her at all. When they see each other again after years, nothing is the same any more. Really nothing? ExB, AU, AH (rated M for lemon, not smut)

    • rita01tx

      Good one, Melbie! I rediscovered Betti last week and have LG&EB at the top of my TBR list. Hope to get to it this week.

    • I re-tumbled this last night and saved the link. Thanks honey.

    • Oh you will love this story! This Edward is so endearing he makes your heart weep….and the lemons… oh my!!!

    • Nicole

      Thanks Melibie…I saw this on Tumblr and faved/alerted it on my FFn account.

      Sounds really interesting.

    • shoegal2547

      Looking forward to reading this ff!

      BTW: You, Jazzgirl, Mick and the rest had me in stitches the other night re Robporn Patrol…still laughing over “come on gravity…help a hoor out! I needed that drastically, and you guys delivered! Thanks RA! ;^)

    • Awwww Melbie, thank you! I read the first 12 chapters this morning and you were spot on, bb!! I flove it… Little Green is so bloody adorable.

      ~Glo~ xx

  3. rita01tx

    Woo hoo! FanFic Friday!

    That looks like a good one MC darlin’, def looking forward to reading it.
    We could all use a “feel good” read right about now – LOL.

    Nearly finished reading Emancipation Proclamation this week and what a ride that’s been.
    They don’t call it a Classic for nothing! MafiaPrinceWard – OMFG!!! And what an epic read!

    Xpreadmywings (where the hell is she?) guided me to the Avant Garade Awards link while we were all waiting for the new (non) post last Sinday and I noticed that “Virgins & Villians” was up for a number of awards. Just the title alone lured me in and I’ve been happily following that one too.
    Emmamama88 has given us one of the funniest Emmett’s ever (I love it when the co-stars of the story get some well deserved attention).

    Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?
    Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Humor – Chapters: 72 – Words: 378,977 – Reviews: 2656 – Updated: 7-3-11 – Published: 8-30-10 – Bella & Edward

    • rita01tx

      Don’t be put off by the familiar summary/plot – believe me, every author has their own twist to add and she’s got a good one going on!!

    • Hey there Rita. Glad you finally got the EP under your belt. She just posted a new outtake on that website too.

      Don’t forget that there is an Alec Novella on FF to go with EP. It’s a short read, but very insightful.

      12 chp and complete

      Added the Virgins_Villains

    • Thank you Rita for this rec… sounds like a great story and it is now resident on my iPhone’s very long TBR list…oh I’ll never run out of great fanfics to read!!! xoxo

      • I feel really bad…for I admit that I never finished EP…got to about Chapter 50 or so and just stopped for some reason…got too angsty for me at the time I suspect… and I have yet to finish it, even though it has been on my TBR list for ages… even though I’ve read such RAVE reviews for it over and over… I know….EP is a MUST read among fanfic fanatics! I will endeavor to get it finished this summer…

    • newyorkkisses

      Rita, I bow down to you for finishing EP. 😉 I started it when it was still a WIP, made it to chapter 60 and got distracted with other fics while waiting for updates. I plan on finishing it someday, though.
      Thanks for the rec for V&V, going straight to the TBR list!
      I sent an e-mail to @xpreadmywings right on Monday, when it was clear we’d be moving here and invited her over. I hope to see her here, too.

      • NYK! How are you? Did you see Edroar updated? xo AV

        • newyorkkisses

          Thanks Ally, I’m great now that we’re no longer homeless. All is right in my world again. 😉 Yup, I mentioned Edroar in my post below, but thanks for letting me know. I’m looking forward to reading the update tonight (still have work to do at the moment 😉 ). Hope you’re well too!

    • Nicole

      Hey Rita, Glad you have finally read EP..Indeed a classic bb! I love Mafia stories…*sniggering…gee I wonder why; could being Italian have anything to do with this?* 🙂

      I’m reading a couple of Mafia Stories right now. The first one is

      from SexyLexiCullen: Title: Quiet Storm
      Character(s): Bella & Edward

      Rating: Rated: M
      Summary: “Two weeks. Two years. Who cares?” A lesson in love, crime, and
      passion. When two young lovers find themselves in the middle of the storm, can
      love conquer all? AH. OOC. Rated M Mafia fic


      The other Mafia story is by CaraNO…she is also the author of “Isle Esme”…which is very HAWT, and lots of her great stories.

      Genre: Romance/Drama
      It’s 2010 and the infamous Cullen brothers arrive in Forks with one purpose, to find wives. They are linked to the Masen Family in Chicago, and their jobs are not normal, not legal ones. Do Bella and Rose stand a chance? Not Likely. No Heavy angst!


      • Nicole

        Oooop..I meant to say “Isla DeCullen”…Damn I have BD on the brain right now…LOL. Must be all the BD stuff on Tumblr and all…the HEABOARD Scenes. *UNF<UNF*

      • Oh dear Nicole, I have to confess I’m not “into” MafiaWard fanfics… **Melbie goes running to hide in closet** – don’t hate me! I wasn’t into the GodFather films either…just too violent for my sensitive soul I guess… I’m a wuss at heart… couldn’t read large parts of The Red Line either because it was just so god-awful torture and never finished it! I’m such a wuss… yeah, I’m more into the fluff and HEA’s…and oh I love ROMANCE… although I LOVED UoEM and other fics with a true DarkWard…and I do LOVE me some DarkWard VampWard…and yes I confess I LOVE some of the DomWard stories as long as they don’t get too BDSM-y on me… and I love Edward in A Pound of Flesh… OMG I love that fanfic…and it really is an ultimate love story (as is MoTU…my all time fav)… my favorites tend to be the romantic true love stories… redemption and happiness thru finding true love… (with lots of sexual love/lemons of course)… I guess that is why I am enjoying “Little Green and Easybella” so much…this Edward is so endearing and loveable and HOT as FUCK that you just can’t but LOVE him to bits. I literally “fall in love” with my favorite fanfic Edwards. Many of these stories leave me in tears… I told you, I’m a WUSS!

        • Nicole

          It’s okay Melbie. That is why we have so many good FF’s to choose from.

          Yes I adored MOTU, EP, CWAIA, TMoBS, UoEM, The Office, and I tend to read alot of BDSM…(alot you would not like as they are pretty graphic, some have sex slaves that willingly submit to their their Masters, so have threesomes and swapping, so are BDSM with VampWARD…*like EEK, and SHHHH*, and next to BDSM, I like MafiaWards, and MoTU types like “Friday’s At Noon”, or “The Office”. I like very Dominate Edwards even if he isn’t a Dom per say like “Isla DeCullen”, and Yes I’ve read PAW, and love him too….I read to suit my moods. And I read on average 20+ stories at once.

          I’ll go thru my periods of wanting to read All Human, or All Vampire stuff. I Love Humor too bb…Like “Dear Mr. Maser”…or “Love In My Box”…funny, lemony, some angst, and romance all rolled into one.

          NO way would I hate you for not reading Mafia fics. I think I like them cause I’m Italian. I saw all the Godfather movies as a kid and loved them. I’ve always loved DeNiro, and Pacino as actors, in the tough guy rolls.

          I love Mafia Movies, and Action stuff too, and comedys. A couple of my fave newer Action Actors or Jason Statham, and Mark Wahlberg. I think Daniel Craig never did the role of James Bond justice. I think they should have put Jason Statham in the role, followed by our fave MAN….HHH! Sean Connery had some big shoes to fill, and Roger Moore did a good job, Pierce Bosnan did a decent job…I did not like Timothy Dalton, or Daniel Craig for JB role. I can see Rob in that role easily. He has the looks, and suaveness and the ability to handle guns and do stunts and make it sexy, and believable!

          You really should finish EP bb…it is so good and it has a wonderful HEA!!! Yes you will go through all the trials and tribulations and Angst is bad in places, but the journey is so worth it, and is most appreciated once you get to the end of the road and you see what has become of Edward and Bella. Trust me…you will like it.

          • Nicole, I totes you about Rob as Bond… he could nail that role perfectly!!!! Oh we can DREAM. And yes my moods for fanfics change with the way things are going in my life…sometimes I don’t mind the angst and can get into it, but other times I’m just ready for romance, laughs and fluff… I will make an effort to finish EP for I know it is an excellent story. And the BDSM stuff? I do love most of it…and a VampWardDomWard combo… haven’t read those fics yet (EEP and Shhhh) but I will definitely give them a go for sure! Will let you know how I find them… I like a Dominate Edward too for a change and am enjoying Isle de Cullen… what a dominate HE is! But he DOES love Bella.

            I kind of like some of the “older Edward” and younger Bella
            fics and really am enjoying “A May to December Romance” by Positively 4th Street
            Why? Because this SugarDaddyWard is f*ckhawt and sexy and sweet and strong, and I can’t wait until he teaches Bella about SEX…lol!

            • Nicole

              I so wish they would have offered Rob the JB slot! I understand they aren’t going to make any more JB movies…sad…my fave Bond has been Sean Connery! Too me he is JB, but I think I could fast learn to love Rob in that role.

              You will really like EEK and Shhhh. Not only is the story line very HAWT, but there is VampWard, Snark, humor and everything all rolled into one, and she adds pics with every chapter. The visuals bb really add to the story, and she does lots of Manips for all her stories. You will love them Melbie.

              IDC is very good. I love dominate, powerful men like that, and that Edward is the ticket, but yet he is loving too. Ruthless in business and tender when needed to her.

              I started reading A May To December Romance about 5 months ago…when it first came out. I think I rec’d that one on RAoR…along with another really good story that was pulled down by the author who is very ill….*Trophy Wife*. Yeah this SugarDaddy is so sweet and caring. Damn where was he when I was going to college????

  4. seagull83

    I’m so glad to have a place to discuss fanfic recs once again, Woohoo!!!!

    I have been super busy reading this week and have come across heaps of good ones. These are all WIP’s.
    MFEO by cosmoandmarvar (the same authors as the brilliant Love in My Box).One long drive, two lonely hearts and one little boy. What happens when the words are perfect and the time is right, but the places are all wrong? AH.

    Inside Man by ooza. This one is quite a quick read as the chapters are very short but it is so good.With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?

    • seagull83

      Two other fics I am reading by the same author nolebucgrl.
      Sideline Collision. A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M for language and lemons. Let The Games Begin public vote winner!

      Words With Friends. Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Time will tell! Rated M for possible lemons down the line and some language.

      • seagull83

        And one more that was recommended by 107yearoldvirgin. All at Once by Stella Luna Sky. A smoky bar, a guy with an epic beard, too much whiskey, and a seedy motel on the water. A short story about finding love in all the wrong places.
        Stella Luna SKy is an awesome writer and all her fics are really good.

      • Seagull83 as you know I am seeking out fluff/smut/humour at the moment so headed over to read Words with Friends. It’s certainly a great fun easy read. Like Bella, we all know the feeling of being more adventurous in our online conversations than perhaps we might be when face to face.

        MidnightCougar, 29 Dimensions was a great recommendation too. I might try twisting my ankle today and maybe I’ll be as lucky as Bella! Thanks.

        • Oh you’re welcome, I’m glad you enjoyed it, like I said light-hearted & simple, but sweet. Actually, the author was writing 29 last night & told me that she is almost done finishing up the story & I expect we will see an update & Completion soon.

  5. I’ve been reading some fluff and fun lately as I allow my heart to heal from the last update of Unexpected Circumstances. It goes without saying that I’m reading and loving Waiting In the Twilight – waves to RobsFantasy –

    If you need a good laugh try this – Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls
    It had me ROFLMAO.
    Teacher/aspiring writer Bella finds fiction-inspiration in her playboy neighbor. The story develops as does a correspondence with a mysterious reader/reviewer. Co-worker or playboy? Art imitates life imitates art. Fic within a fic Canon/Laughs/Lemons/Love

    Her eyes had been drawn further downward, taking in that lovely, perfect trail of hair and she was just able to make out the uppermost line of the thatch that was below. Oh. My. Freaking. God! So, yes, his hair…on his head…must be his natural color by all indications of the shade of his…

    Bella abruptly noticed he was only wearing black…possibly silk…pajama pants, tied at the waist…no, no; much lower, at the hips,…and they might just fall off…no they won’t because he’s…

    Holy shit! He’s hard! Ohmygod he’s hard! And he’s so…protuberant!

    CaraNo’s Trash n Darlin’s –
    Annetteskitty’s Daniel Gale Cumming to America –
    are both good light hearted, humourous reads, good for a pick me up.

    rita01tx there is an EPOV to Virgin and Villians – I’m enjoying both

    seagull 83 – I second you on All At Once and also on MEFO, in my head it is Sleepless In Twilight only the Edward is better looking than Tom Hanks. I wonder who I am picturing instead?

    MC thanks for 29 Dimensions, I’ll put it to the top of my never ending list.

    • seagull83

      Hey cared1. I’m also reading Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls, and agree that it is hilarious. Can’t wait to see what happens.

    • hehehe I rec’d Trash Darlins too. bwahahahah

    • Thanks Cared, I love CaraNo’s stuff – didn’t realise she had a new one!

    • newyorkkisses

      LMAO, just reading your description of “Fanfiction, …” had me laughing. Interesting new angle for a fic, definitely reading this. Thanks!

    • Nicole

      Cared1…Yep I love UC. Really I read all of ShaySavages work.

      Also her “Could Be Worse, Right?”, and “Offside” Are very good.

      CBWR you have to read from her blog….

      Edward’s the star keeper for the Forks High School soccer team, and is already being scouted by leagues overseas. Bella’s just moved from Phoenix and interferes with his…focus. Soccerward lives! Rated M for the good stuff, of course.
      Twilight – Rated: M – English – Chapters: 60 – Words: 82,738 – Reviews: 13788 – Updated: 6-30-11 – Published: 5-30-11 – Edward & Bella

      • Oh yes Nicole, I flove “Offside” – Author is on vacation & I am missing her updates, hope she comes back soon! Soccerward is great!

        • Nicole

          Hi MC…Yes that is a really good one. I love seeing the updates coming in on Savages stories. I know she warned us about this, but hey it’s cool. Believe it or not…I’m on vacay too.

          BTW…I wanted to thank you for the rec on *BREACH*…WOW…the HAWT LEMONS roll right on out there in the first paragraph…..*ME LIKEY*…Thanks again bb!!! Ladies you need to jump in and read this one….you won’t be disappointed!!! Got an update today on this story and on AMISHWARD…*SQUEE*. 🙂

    • Cared! **Tackles you in a hug** My Darlin lil Irish Pimp Queen! LOL I knew you’d be here pushin My lil fic! I SWEAR i don’t pay her ya’all LMAO!!! As you can imagine I’ve been mad busy lately! an I still have tons of stuff to do (I’m not even talking about RL!! Just PC/Rob RA stuff!) I’m swamped, exhausted and over whelmed! Dunno where to go or what to work on first! I owe you an e-mail!!!

      WAVES TO EVERY ONE!!! Hey SISTAS!!! 😀 So Glad to see ya all here!!!
      We have some great stuff planned for ya all!!!

      As far as FF goes…ya’ll hold on ta something cause this is a first for me and i don’t wanna shock ya’ll!!!!
      If you haven’t started to read Sex Gods and Single Girls and you like a good giggle You HAVE to read this it is a new WIP and is only like 5 chappys in but the end of the second chapter had me Laughing so hard
      I nearly fell off mah bed!!! And what i have read of Pure Revelations is verra verra intriguing!

      • RobsFan-tasy I knew you would love it and bannerday told me she is loving Waiting In The Twilight. Have to second what you say about Pure Revelations – you know I love that fic too – it just has it all.

  6. haystackhair

    Ohhhh yay! FF recs! I’ve been re-reading M0TU after trolling this site and seeing some fav vids, and I am looking for something new. Looks like I found a bunch! Thanks for the recs ladies! Looks like a rainy day today, perfect for reading!

  7. CaraNO started a new fic and everyone knows I like her work. (Thanks to Isla De Cullen).

    This started out as a one-shot posted on Southern Fanfic Review and I read it there and was thrilled when it posted on She decided to extend it. It is already pre-wrttien at 10 chp and 3 outtakes.

    Bella is new in Texas but her welcoming is warm to say the least. One hot night leads to so much more. More than they bargained for, but… well, it’s all in the name of love. Hot trailer lovin’ in EPOV and BPOV. And bring on the little runts! No angst.

    (SK – you should laugh good at this one)

    • Nicole

      LOL Mickey…I’m reading that one too! Only three chapters in so far, but funny as hell!

      The other story I read last week was one rec’d by our RAoR FicH00R..DeeDreamer…called SOUL….

      SOUL » reviews
      Meet Edward Cullen, boy next door, dreamer, and self-proclaimed virgin. Take a journey with him as he heads out in search of The One. AH. EPOV, E/B.
      Twilight – Rated: M – English – Drama/Romance – Chapters: 5 – Words: 48,013 – Reviews: 617 – Updated: 7-3-11 – Published: 4-22-11 – Edward & Bella

      This story is interesting. The concept of one Edward Cullen being a Virgin all throught High School, and those far…into College is amusing. His bestie is none other that Rosalie in HS, and then Emmett that he meets on the bus ride to Florida State..(I loved that as that it is where I went…so cool, and can I just say that is one Partying College…don’t know how he is able to remain a virgin there for so long…LMAO).

      So five chapters in so far, and no real lemons yet, but I’m thinking when this boy is finally going to “Dip His Wick”…it will be off the charts HAWT!!!

    • Holy Shit! I’ve added so many stories to be fav list at after reading this post I’ll never ever catch up…but that is a given, isn’t it? Thanks so much ladies!

  8. So – I wanna do something a little different this week too. I really wanna discuss Unexpected Circumstances. This was my review on June 30. ***SPOILER WARNING*****

    “I have had to leave and come back later when I am able to articulate a coherent response. I will do the easy ones first.

    I understand wanting Angela over Jessica and the willingness and sacrifices of both Bella and Angela to do the good of the people and each other. Since marriages back in the those days were arranged, many didn’t love, therefore concubines were not looked down upon. Those days are no longer acceptable in my world.

    Bella did wonderfully in assisting Edward to go “perform his duty” with the dress analysis. When he asked how in the world he would be able to do this and she told him to close his eyes and think of her didn’t work.

    I fear the angst has only begun. Since I feel Bella is being poisoned and now Angela, neither will bear a child. So for months or years the heartfail for Edward and Bella will have been for nothing. Absolutely NOTHING.

    I saw you answered a question of mine in the chp. But not good enough to placate me. I cannot wrap my head around as much as it hurts him to do this – how the hell he can he perform? For the good of the people, just doesn’t cut it in my opinion. I know he was a player before meeting Bella. But things change in true love. Very hard for me as a person to grasp HOW can he perform.

    I don’t think I could wake up and just go about my day as if the night before didn’t occur. I fear the strain will be great. Both his and hers. The biggest part of me wants him to come back…crying…he cannot do this.

    You are a great writer. Drawing out deep emotions from me, from laughing, to crying to everything. But the heartfail is so much deeper in this one. GAH

    I know the last couple of chp have been angsty, but things will get a lot worse before they get better. Once the deed is done. It can never be undone. Once a word is spoken, it cannot be taken back.

    Usually I can get through angst, saying to myself there will be an HEA or it will only last a few chp. Everything will work out. But EVERYTHING is telling me it is only the beginning of the angst. My big girl panties are not very big in this. I think it is the hardest one of yours I have read.

    Like the moth drawn to the flame. Your writing lures me everytime. Just not so sure I can continue as a WIP. I am sure I can read it once it is complete, so I can continue to push through the angst. But the waiting for updates when heartfail after heartfail. A couple of hours of endurance turns into months. What the hell am I gonna do?”

    OK – is anyone trying to figure out if they want to continue too ? ? ? ?

    • RDM, I agree with you, this will sound silly, but when I read UC’s chap 24 (second last one) I was in a shitty mood all day .. and chap 25 didn’t make me any happier.. my question to Savage for Chap 25 was that Carlisle and Esme were obviously childless, so why wasn’t he forced into a concubine? I have to say, the one thing I cannot cope with in a fic is when Edward cheats (or Bella for that matter).. that is a deal breaker for me. I have faith in Savage, and I will keep reading, but seriously, if he goes through with it, I will have trouble reading on. This will be disappointing for me, as I just love UC.

      • seagull83

        I am really having faith that he will not go through with it, or that they will discover that Jane is messing with the tea. If he does do it, I will keep reading, but damn, it will be hard to do.

        • Hi there Seagull83! I have faith too, I have read everything Savage has ever written, and the one thing about her Edwards is that they are very loyal (even Doofy!). Savage has never let us down, so we will wait and see! ox AV

        • I am giving it one more chp, which should be soon since she gets back on the 10th. That will tell me if I continue. I have never had to stop reading one. EVER. This maybe a first for me.

        • Nicole

          Seagull…that is pretty much my thoughts on that too. I think Shay will write something to that effect, and she has done this to keep not only her angst readers happy, but those of us like myself that prefer all lemons, and HEA’s!!

          Shay is clever like that! I will have faith in her and I have a feeling that Jane and her ANTI-Fertility TEA or whatever she is doing will come to a head here soon.

      • I think the heartfail for me is him crying that there is no way he can do this. Neither of them wants this and to be forced to have sex with someone.

        *shakes head* NO WAY

    • rdm the reason I turned to so much fluff lately is because of UC. My heart was pounding in my chest as I read and I was upset as though it was happening to a friend in real life. That is a testament to the exceptional writing skills of our beloved Savage and to the place that we all hold Edward to in our hearts. I know with her fics we run the entire gauntlet of emotions in one story and she is no stranger to writing angst but somehow I have faith in her and in her Edward. I’m hoping that Edward is too distraught to be able to rise to the occasion and I doubt that Angela will be actively trying to seduce him. I am worried that he stayed away so long but maybe he was trying to come up with a plan or hopefully Angela realised something about the tea. I don’t want to give too much away. I am planning on reading the next update but if things are not working out the way I hope, I may have to wait until it is complete.

      For the same reason I have been waiting for Coloring Outside the Lines to be complete as I found The Red Line tough going but well worth it.

      Thanks for letting us know about the sequel to Two Makes Three, Two Makes Five is another for the top of the list.

      • Nicole

        I totes you bb, and Coloring Outside the Lines is Awesome. You won’t be disappointed!!!

        I will trudge forward, as I’m the “Eternal Optimist”…j/s 😉

    • haystackhair

      OMG you guys, I thought I was crazy and it was just me. I was soooo depressed all day, and my heart hurt. Ture testament to the fabulous writing, but I don’t know if I can handle if he goes through with it. I too am terrified he will and it will be years of them having to go through this, and still no child because I think Jane is putting something in the tea. I’m a wussperv, and may have to wait. I’m not sure if I can finish if he does it. I feel like it is happening to me! WAAAAH!!

    • Diane, I stopped reading UE a while back when it just got too angsty for me… I’m just not in the “angst” mood these days, and after reading your comments above, I’m glad for I don’t think I will continue reading it for now… like I said…too much angst for my wussy soul at this point in time… give me the laughs, the fluff, the romance!!! (with some Darkward, Vampward or Domward thrown in for good measure!)… xoxo from melbie

  9. I also want to mention Loving40’s website is being re-designed so that we will have FF Sindays there too and we will be able to comment like we are use to. I have already reviewed several ff. This is only completed fics still online. You can review (AV I have seen you review some already, so I know you have found her site).

    What I like about the site are several things.
    1. I like the categories. AH or AU and then Mature or H.S. (I am NOT a big H/S fan). You can also search by name or by letter of the alphabet. There are many many stories already there and you can add ones too. I think I added about 4-5 Wednesday.
    2. I like that the banner, the reviews, and the links to the story are all in one spot.
    3. I like honest opinions. I know everyone has one. Here you will have differences of opinions, withOUT being ugly.

    • Hey RDM.. yes, I spend a bit of time at Loving40’s site 🙂 You are so right, it is so nice to be able to read some honest opinions (and also be honest about fics). It is also nice to know that the fics are complete.. whenever I want to read a completed fic, that is where I head!!

    • Hey RDM, got to agree, bb. Loving40s has put heaps of work onto the site and it shows. I haven’t left any reviews yet, but have discovered some little gems and old favourites.

    • Nicole

      Totes agree with you on the site bb. I have been in and spent some time looking and reading, but haven’t reviewed yet.

      I also left her link here, and TCS and on emails. The fact that it is for all completed right now is good too, as many don’t like WIP.

    • I like Loving40s website too! Seems so well organized and you are right, I like honest opinions about a story but you don’t have to be ugly about it…everyone has their own opinions and likes/dislikes…

  10. OMG Girls, I feel like I am home.. YAY 🙂 Thank you MC for the rec, I had not heard of 29 Dimensions – sounds great! Add that to the list..

    This week I am missing Savage while she is on holidays, but am keeping myself busy with some “oldies” that I hadn’t got to yet.. first was Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain.. yeah I know, I am probably the only person in the fandom who hasn’t read this.. LOL but I really really loved it – I can see why it is popular – very funny.

    Next up, I read Bratty Vamp’s My Escort and I am now reading her Abbracciare il Cantante 🙂 I don’t know why I had not read these, but there are a few of BV’s stories I hadn’t read?? Silly me.

    After the rather shocking beginning to the week, it is getting better and better – its so lovely to chat FF again!! oxo AV

    • You are not the only one bb. I have not read it either. I went to add to my forever long list and it was there.

      So many stories, so little time.

    • newyorkkisses

      No Ally, you’re not the only person who hasn’t read “Bella Swan: Kidnapper”. I haven’t either 😉 but as it’s a funny fic, I’m gonna move it up on my list.
      I also read “My Escort” last week. “The Best Man” is also still on my TBR list.

      • NYK, I am sure you will love Bella Swan:Kidnapper – I loved this Bella – she was funny as. You will love The Best Man when you read it… I think it is one of her best…

        • blackstar*

          Hi Ally, I sobbed when I read The Best Man a very long time ago. It is so well written. That is why it remains both one of the best and the worst fics I have ever read. I have kept it, of course, but I can never read it again. It was just too sad and I am hopeless with that 😦

    • Oh Ally, “My Escort” is right at the top of my TBR list… bring on the Sexy VampWard!!!! YES!!!!

  11. seagull83

    I nearly forgot to mention another fic that is a must read. I’m sure you are all familiar with the work of ItzMegan73, who wrote the great fics The Cannabean Betrothal, The Tutor and A Rough Start, but I don’t know how many of you are aware that she has a new fic which is on her blog and not on Judging by the lack of comments for each chapter I’m guessing not many people know about it. The fic is called Insatiable Desires and can be found at What happens when the paths of two teenage hypersexuals cross?

    This fic is seriously one of the best I have started reading recently, and just a heads up, this Edward might look a bit different to others you are used to

    • Oh this fic sounds great! But is there anyway I can get it onto my Kindle or iPhone? I just can’t read a fanfic anymore without it being on one or the other…

  12. Oh – Anyone remember the Rec I did of Two Makes Three ? The one that I said should come with an Edward AWL factor at the top of the chp ?

    Bella is emotionally broken after her long term relationship with Jacob ends when he chooses his love for music over her. She’s sure she will never feel anything again until she meets a beautiful stranger during a subway ride home that changes her life.
    Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Angst – Chapters: 41 – Words: 408,164 – Reviews: 2168 – Updated: 6-29-11 – Published: 1-18-10 – Bella & Edward – Complete

    Well the sequel started posting last week too. I will be following this one as a WIP.

    -Sequel to Two Makes Three- Bella and Edward have adjusted well to married life as a family of 5, but they’re a about to learn once again that a life worth living is truly never easy. Will their HEA be able to withstand all their new obstacles?
    Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Drama – Chapters: 1 – Words: 9,255 – Reviews: 58 – Published: 6-29-11 – Bella & Edward

    • Sorry description for Two Makes Five didn’t copy, but the link was. Here it is .

      -Sequel to Two Makes Three- Bella and Edward have adjusted well to married life as a family of 5, but they’re a about to learn once again that a life worth living is truly never easy. Will their HEA be able to withstand all their new obstacles?
      Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Drama – Chapters: 1 – Words: 9,255 – Reviews: 58 – Published: 6-29-11 – Bella & Edward

    • seagull83

      I’ve had Two Makes Three on my TBR list for a while now, might have to move it up the list.

    • Thanks Diane, Two Makes Three is now on my iPhone for reading (along with so many others)… and a real plus is that it is COMPLETE and there is a sequel in the works…sounds like a great romance…right up my alley right now! xoxo

  13. *Slaps self in forehead*

    For those that only read completed fics. Coloring Outside the Lines (sequel to The Red Line) completed this week.

    Epi was suprising. Had no idea it was the end and poof and epi posted. I was like nononononononononononononono there is too much to wrap up and was seriously wondering if it was leaving me hanging.

    Well, the epi is super long, but she wraps up ALL the loose ends. By the end….I had the biggest smile.

    WHATTA RIDE this and TRL were.

    • Thank you Diane for the heads up on the completion of Coloring Outside the Lines… I am not limiting myself to only completed fics because I just don’t have the strength to stay away from the WIPs that are burning up the fandom… but it sure is nice to read a great fic knowing it is DONE and you don’t have to wait for updates!

    • newyorkkisses

      I guess that means I’ll have no excuse for delaying reading TRL now. 😉 And with that and “Awake in the infinite cold” I guess I have a rough time ahead of me. Plan on reading those in August.

      • Grab Smittenkitten when you read TRL. She needs someone to help her thru. You can read daily and discuss. Not that we cant because we have read it.

      • The Red Line is the most difficult story I ever read and I had to skip large parts of it because the torture was just too much… and I got near the end and never finished it! But I plan to do so once I’m out of my “NO ANGST” fanfic mode… and I do want to read Coloring Outside the Lines. Thanks Diane.

  14. Happy FFF ladies!
    What a brilliant way to start the weekend. I’m in my happy place right now 😉

    Hey MC, thanks for the rec, I love Edward in scrubs…. 29 Dimensions looks right up my street… saved to iPhone! 

    I’ve been catching up with a number of WiPs this week, Weight of Words sequel, The Tongue Set Free by georgeygirl is owning my add. *sigh*  

    Here’s a couple I haven’t seen rec’d too much so they may be new to some.

    Once Upon A Desire by bornonhalloween 
    Edward’s discovery of Bella’s hidden cravings changes everything. Will she give up what seems to be the right choice and give in to her heart’s true desire? A modern day, twisted D/S Cinderella story told in alternating BPOV and EPOV drabbles.
    Twilight, M, English, Romance, c109, w13k , u7/7 p3/11, Edward & Bella
    This looks like it’s gonna be really heavy to get into, but it’s not each chapter is really short and I caught up with it really quickly. 

    An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb
    Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers – without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
    Twilight, M, English, Romance, c22, w179k , u6/21 p5/30/10, Bella & Edward

    Gah! I love me some Ned and Stella…

    It’s fab to feel at home so quickly here, thanks to the 4mods for such a welcoming week. Xx 

    • You are so welcome wiltshireglo & it’s so nice to hear we are doing something right! We very happy to have you!

      Yes, I flove me some Edward in scrubs too. Have you read “Doctor’s Orders” by mybluesky? It’s really good too & Complete – not only do we have Doctorward, Bella is a nurse.

      🙂 MC

      • Oh yeah, MC, I enjoyed Doctors Orders and I also flove The Nightingale Journals by kimpy0464 (but I do sometimes get my Docwards confused. Lol)

        Hey Melbie, I only discovered OUaD this week, so haven’t faced a delay in updates yet, I know when Savage or QFX do the short chapter ff we get lots of updates quickly so I’ve got my fingers crossed otherwise I’ll have to hold off till it’s complete 😉

      • Thanks MC for the rec on “Doctors Orders”… I love DoctorWard and this one is COMPLETE = added bonus! xoxo

    • I’m enjoying Once Upon a Desire, and it seems she has tried to capture the writing style of QFX in the epic “The Plan”… but it gets a little frustrating, the last update/chapter today was only one paragraph and leaves you panting for more…and the updates are not frequent enough for me… but yeah, I’m hooked…have to find out what happens NEXT…

      • Melbie, I’m chuckling to myself about The Plan, as it was posting over the holidays I kept sneaking off to the loo to read updates in peace! I think my family was beginning to worry!

      • Hey Melbie, I love Once Upon a Desire & was kind of planning on Rec’ing it next week, so we can discuss the Drabble Format. I think it would make for a great discussion, as it isn’t used much & the format is complex. 🙂 xx MC

        • I’d love to see you rec “Once Upon a Desire” next week! I am enjoying this story a lot… but confess the “drabble” format can be a bit frustrating… I LOVED “The Plan” so much…but QFX updated constantly…often many times a day…and in MHO that is the only way this format really works… “Once Upon a Desire” hasn’t been updating often enough !! But it is so good I am totally hooked!! The last update/chapter was just a small short paragraph! I wrote a review and told the author (bornonhalloween) that I needed more, soon! She was sweet enough to answer with:

          “I know, Melbie. I wish I could give you more, especially today. There’s not too much there. Sorry. I promise, they’re going to be in that pizza parlor for several chapters so you’ll get a good glimpse into their date.”

          So…. I wait with baited breath…and hope a REAL chapter of some length shows up soon! xoxo

      • Nicole

        Hi Melbie,

        Yes “The Plan” was very good! Did you see that QuantumFizzX started a new story…a Harry Potter FF with Cedric and Hermione??

        Book of Misremembrances–

        A painful present leads Hermione to seek refuge as a Hogwarts professor…only to learn the past is more uncertain than her future. Cedric/Hermione
        Harry Potter – Rated: M – English – Romance/Adventure – Chapters: 1 – Words: 3,791 – Reviews: 31 – Published: 7-6-11 – Hermione G. & Cedric D.

        I know some may not be big HP fans and all, but I still love HP. I’ve been a fan of Rob’s since HP GOF, and have remained a HP fan as well as loving Twilight too. Just that fact that QFX is writing it you know it is going to be well written!

        • I read Chapter 1 of the Book Of Misremembrances last night. It was a good start to what looks like an interesting read.

          I have to admit that I do like the pairing of Cedric and Hermione. I read Finding Himself by Minisinoo. It was my first time straying from the Twilight genre and I soon found myself swept away by Cedric but it’s OK as Edward told me he understood and forgave me.

          • Nicole

            All I can say is QFX is a good writer and a RAoR-Angelz…I loved her FF, “The Plan”, and I honestly hadn’t read a Cedric-Hermione story yet, but I love HP and HP Stuff, so this is my first foray into it.

            Thanks for the rec on the other C/H story. I have faved and put it on alerts.

          • rita01tx

            Hey Cared darlin’,
            I’m a Harry Potter fan too. Loved the books…love the films, especially GoF (duh)! Finding Himself was a damn good read. Got sucked into it with the premise that Cedric lived (yay!!!), but did not come out of his encounter in the graveyard unscathed (boo hoo).
            Minisinoo writes HP better than JKR herself and her version of the dispicable Prof. Umbridge was brilliant…had me hating her with a passion!
            Ah, passion! Just what we get with the Cedric/Hermione pairing…yes, there be lemons in this one…juicy, juicy lemons!

        • Oh Nicole, I love QFX’s writing, she is superb…and although I am definitely NOT an HP fan (only just watched “Goblet of Fire” a couple of months ago for the first time, and only because it was FREE on Showtime and Rob was in it. But I may make a stab at this story just because QFX wrote it. xoxo

          • Nicole

            Well HP is where I first saw Rob, and I have liked him since then. I like HP because it is Fantasy/Magical..I’ve just always loved the books and the movie has great FX!

            QFX does write rather well, and the second chapter just posted tonight!

  15. newyorkkisses

    So it’s “Happy FFF, ladies!” from now on. 😉 It’s so great that we can go on rec’ing fics here and it feels like home already.
    Thank you for your post, MC. I’m always up for some fluff.

    Ok, so we’ve got two weeks to catch up on. Last week I read “My Escort” by brattyvamp, which Ally has already rec’d above. In case anyone needs a link:
    I love brattyvamp’s writing and “In Vain” went straight to my Top 20 of fics.
    This week I read “Dark Alleys and other love stories”, which is a lighter fic, categorized as “Romance/Humor”.
    Vampire Edward meets human Bella when she is being attacked in a dark alley. Things get ugly and Edward is forced to take her to his house to save her.Not all great love stories start once upon a time and far far away; Some begin down dark alleys.A/U ExB
    Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Humor – Chapters: 23 – Words: 53,113 – Reviews: 866 – Updated: 11-30-10 – Published: 8-18-10 – Edward & Bella – Complete

    • newyorkkisses

      Also, “Edroar the Angry Lion” has finally updated! Since I rec’d this on RAoR a few weeks ago, here’s the summary for anyone who hasn’t heard about this fic. It is hilarious!
      Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Humor – Chapters: 10 – Words: 83,963 – Reviews: 1311 – Updated: 7-7-11 – Published: 6-9-10 – Edward & Bella
      Have a great weekend, ladies!

    • newyorkkisses, thanks so much for these recs! I love me some VampWard…must have VampWard…. !! Always!!! and AngryLionWard sounds like fun and love too! xoxo from Melbie

  16. Tiptoes in whispers EEK II chapter one just posted and tiptoes back out….
    I am supposed to be working lol…shhhhh!!!

    • Nicole

      OMFG…I saw the alert come in today, but didn’t look at it too closely.

      For those of you that love BDSM meets VampWArd with a touch of FIFTY…you have got to read…

      Edwards Eternal Kiss, and Now EEK II

      And You have got to read RHM’s other VampWARD BDSM story called “Shhhh”…Where PURRward will have you on your knees begging for more.

      I put up the link for Shhhh in FFn, but truly it is better to read from her blog, or TWCS….***LMAO…Naughty pics help tell the story too***.
      Shhhhh » reviews
      Bad boy Edward Cullen owns a BDSM Club for Vampires only. He is a perfectionist and likes his rules. Bella is a curious submissive who finds herself entering a world she knows nothing about let alone the knew never existed. Their worlds R about 2 collide.
      Twilight – Rated: M – English – Supernatural/Fantasy – Chapters: 36 – Words: 233,570 – Reviews: 1082 – Updated: 7-7-11 – Published: 3-12-11 – Edward & Bella

      • aww….Nicole my little Italian sexy chica….my unsung hero….
        u woo me when I ain’t even here to be wooed…..
        I am not worthy….u my dear are a sweetheart and I demand Rob devote at least a half an hour to tying you up in one of my fictional playrooms to have his wicked way with you….maybe he could even wear the cuff or channel a little Edward lovin in there too.. muahhhhhh!

        • Nicole

          *THUD…Nicole’s head hit the desk here…Visions of the RRoP, or one of the Playpens…errrr, Playrooms with VampWard…OOOooooooo, some very SMEXY times there bb*… 😉

          Oh bb…you know how we love your work! Your Pervy mind is way Hawt and Too Cool to keep bottled all up. Thank Goodness you share all that Pervy Smexing with us!! HUBs must so adore it!!!

          Yes please send Rob/Edward/VampWard to me!! The things I’d like to do to him, and with him….YUMMY! ***I know Rob loves Spaghetti and Meatballs…I can imagine eating some of that off of him…**UNF…Nothing like combining good food with great SMEXING…and Vino**!

          Grazie bella… baci ed’ abbracci, XXXXOOOOO, Nicole

          • lol…why did I just get this visual of you slurping spaghetti of those abs? Good grief….and to chase meatballs around on his tummy….

            bangs her head on the desk in the visual….
            I will never look at spaghetti the same…

          • OMG RHM and Nicole, I can’t wait to start “Shhhhh”…. it just zoomed to the top of my TBR list!!!

            • Nicole

              You will Love Purrward bb…I put up the link for it in FFn and so you’ll be able to put it on your Iphone or Kindle and read it like you like to do, but you must go into TWCS and see the pics Melbie…so many hawt pics to see as you read along…trust me your going to go crazy for this VampWard.

    • newyorkkisses

      Squeeee! Thanks for letting us know, RHM! 🙂
      Short question, is the version of “Shhhh” heavily edited on FF due to their restrictions or is it the same as on your blog just without the pictures?

      • NYK
        fanfiction is not edited it is only missing the photos so it is sort of safe for work I could guess you would say….but not if you are trying to remain unphased by Edward’s content purring as his tongue licks along that sweet spot behind your ear and he slowly moves down to that pulse point along your neck and his icy cold back rumbles as he sighs in his content state of being tasting your warm wet skin… his icy cold uh..yeah…you know what i am trying to say… is still….ahem…okay sorry…i got carried away there…*down drea!*

        I figure if they are going to pull it let em writing the stories are hard enough let alone going back and removing all the lemons…especially mine…there won’t be much left would there? lol….what can I say I am happy proud pervy hOOr who likes her peens cold wet and hard!
        groans…did i just say that out loud?

        • newyorkkisses

          *fanning self* Whew, RHM you were BORN to write fic. Hell woman, how do you do it? I’m in awe of your talent…and trying my hardest to calm down after your post. 😉 Purrward sounds amazing, I don’t care if it’s a WIP, it’s next up on the list. Thanks, bb!

          • Nicole

            NYK…If you Loved EEK, then you will surely love “Shhhh”.

            Yep everything RHM writes is very LEMONY HAWT. PurrWARD is amazing, and She has an AllyVERA Pepper Rating on each Chappy so you know just how steamy it is going to be!

            If you like BDSM, Lemons and VampWARD…then read SHHHH, and EEKII.

        • Nicole

          Well that is why we read FF…for the Lemons, and Yeah yours are SO FuckHAWT, but that is what alot of us love.

          LIke I have confessd to you before…I actually skim through the chapter updates to look at the PICs first…*sniggering…I peak and see what is cumming….bahahhaha*. I like reading off of your blog or TWCS better as it is easier on the eyes.

          The reason I posted Shhhh in FFn format was so alot of the H00Rs could use it on their Kindles and or Nooks or other Readers too!

          Really, I prefer the other formats to read from, and the PICS are not to be missed!!

          • Gawd, RHM will kill me before the years out 🙂 But what a way to go!

            • allllllllllly!!!!!!!

              do you need a little one on one Edward time too?

              Hmmm…maybe I need to scene both of you ladies starring in your own fanfiction one shot….hmmmm…taps her finger to her lips and imagines the things she can fantasize for you….

              • Nicole

                RHM…I’m gain bb. I’ll share HHH with Ally….*He will be plenty busy…One blonde, One Brunette, and both pretty crazy girls; I understand Rob likes us Crazy ppl that don’t give a F@CK* LMAO, I’m still laughing about the stuff he said to Reese when he gave her the lifetime acheivement award….*Best MotherFucker in Hollywood, or probably the World*!!! 😉

    • OMG more Vampward and BDSM thrown in too!! YES! (How will I ever finish EP is all these Vampward/BDSM great stories are out there to read and have sped up to the top of my TBR list!)… I would like to read EEK…but again, it’s not on and how do I get it on Kindle or iPhone? I thought I was pretty tech-tuned, but will FLAG do that for me?

  17. So Glad FF Recs have not beem lost to us.!!! Thanks MC!!!! {{{HUGS}}}

  18. abcoolie

    Hi ladies,
    I’m trying this for the 3rd time! Stupid, old laptop.

    Anywho… I’m so glad to be back! I was going through fic withdrawals!

    I’ve been reading some random things these past few weeks.

    Started with Mr. Horrible. It’s an older fic (2009) but I hadn’t read it before. ( Had some laugh-out-loud parts and interesting characters.

    I also read Foul Territory ( This one was rec’d a couple of times by someone on RAoR (sorry, but I don’t remember who). Very light and easy to read. I enjoyed it a lot.

    I then moved on to We Come To Life Beneath the Stars. It has a little mystery, a little angst, LOTS of UST, and a different Edward than I’m used to. I wasn’t sure at first if I was going to be able to deal with these things, but the more Bella saw in him, the more I saw in him. Has anyone else read this? Did you have the same reaction?

    Oh! Coincidental Major completed this week! I’ve been reading about Iceward and his Bella for so long. I just can’t believe it’s over. I’m really hoping M7707 gives us some outtakes or futuretakes or something!

    And, as always, Amishward rules my world! I find myself staring at the Amish men at the Farmers Market. How horrible is that? 🙂

    I hope you all have a great weekend.

    • Nicole

      AmishWard is so awesome!! I’m reading that one too…

      “In Your World”

    • newyorkkisses

      Yay, you’re here ABC! No more fic withdrawals for all of us as the 4 mods have been so great in welcoming us into their home.
      I’ve got “We come to life benath the stars” bookmarked, but your description of it made me move it up the list. I’m always interested in reading fics that put a twist on the usual plot lines and/or characterizations. I can’t take heavy angst right now, so this sounds great, thanks! 🙂
      And LMAO at ” I find myself staring at the Amish men at the Farmers Market. How horrible is that?”. Too funny! Though totally understandable, “In Your World” dangles a perfect Amishward before our eyes, how are we supposed to NOT at least keep an eye out, LOL. 😉

    • OMG I LOVE AmishWard!!! Loved the chapter “You Can Google It”…!!! Hahahahahah!!! And I kind of identify a bit with the story because when I was a young sexy thing I feel in love with a Svenska Viking moved to a farm in Sweden and although the Viking was no AmishWard by any means (because he was VERY experienced in SEX)…he was like him in being F*ckHAWT dripping with farmwork sweat and sexual charisma…and yes…we did DO IT in the hay loft… Squeeeeeee!

      • Nicole

        OMR….Melbie I bet you have some really, HAWT-assed, Juicy stories you could tell us all!

        A Viking huh…Makes me thing of Edvard right off the bat…*Sweden and Norway are right next door*..So what did this Viking of yours look like bb? Just curious.

        I’m not a stranger to hay bb…I owned several horses all through High School and got rid of my last QuarterHorse when I went off to college..*Sniggering…some of those Rodeo Men/Cowboys are very HAWT*.

        • Nicole bb, you wouldn’t believe my first romance… in Sweden…right out of fanfic hotness… The Viking was 6’4″ tall, blonde long hair, blue as the ocean eyes, long lean torso, slim sexy hips, strong as can be with broad shoulders and just the right amount of muscle… I was a big girl at 5’9″ but he could pick me up like I weighed as much as a feather…and oh my… he had sexual charisma you would NOT believe…women almost dropping at his feet…yeah…he “dazzled” them and me especially… oh was a dominate type of man and ended up breaking my heart…but I look back now and think…what a man to lose your virginity to and experience your first sexual “lessons” with? He was superb… hot as hell…and god…I’ve never seen a more beautiful, thick huge cock in my life… not that I’ve seen THAT many….but no one ever has come (cum) close to the beauty and size of that Viking’s peen… pure heaven…

          I have written some stuff about The Viking … some pretty smutty stuff too…true personal history… and maybe I can have the courage to share with you (via email of course) those first sexual experiences… I don’t know what came (lol) over me but I felt I had to put some of those experiences down in writing… I tell you it was a romance to DIE for… oh yeah, the Viking was fuckhot amazing…. ummmm I can send you a pic ?

          • If it was hawt enough you had to write it down…then ooooo do share bb!

          • Nicole

            OH HELL YEAH MELBIE…Now you have me bouncing off the damn walls in the suite here. I def need to go out for a run here soon…too much energy…*sexual and otherwise*.

            I’d love to see the pic of your Viking and hear more of your amazing times. Yes bb…I agree that all Woman have at least ONE Man in their sexual history that still lives larger than life in our thoughts. So cool that he was your first too. I have a thing for Tall Men. All men I’ve ever been attracted to are all 6′ or taller! I def love those tall, lean, dominate types.

  19. Nicole

    Nice Rec’s Midnight Cougar!

    It is always good to throw in some lighter fluffy and fun, and humor for a change of pace. I try to get out of reading only BDSM stuff and like to mix it up a bit, so as long as it has lemons, or humor, or is a mafia story I’ll bite!!

    Thanks for making it feel like home here! 🙂

    • Oh Nicole, I flove my smut too, HARD!
      If you want a lemon filled Fic with fuck-hawt sex in almost every chapter, try the WIP “Breach” by Catastrophia. After you fan yourself from all the hot sex, look behind the sex & into the story, it is great!

      & if you like Mobward *squee* me too…. This is a brand new one,”Until I Saw You” by a first time author, but I think it’s going to be really good.

      So happy to have you & I’m glad you are happy here at RA. xx MC

      • Nicole

        Thanks MC…I have faved and alerted both of those.

        Always on the lookout for MafiaWard…once I read EP I just had to have more in this genre! I’ve also read others…There Will Be Blood, and the Sequel, There Will Be Freedom are really good too!

      • Hi MC – because I couldn’t help myself, I went and read the first chapter of Breach, and oh yeah, that is looking to be a good one! Nicole – I think you are gonna love that – its right up our alley…

      • Oh MC, I love your recs!!! A H00r after my own heart… and I’m so happy we have Rob Attack to continue our fanfic addiction… comments, recs…etc.!! And “Breach”…oh my that is some HAWT stuff there!

        • Thank you so much Melbie, your praise & support means the world to me & RA! We are thrilled to have you join us!

          You mentioned about pdfs for your Kindle, I’m a gonna message you a little treat on Facebook my luv!
          *hugs* 🙂 MC

      • ooooooooo fav’d them both.

  20. rita01tx

    So I was wondering if anyone else got a dump today of 34 emails from:
    FanFiction.Net [fF C2 Alert]: Story added to: Sunday Spotlight Fic Recs at Random Acts of Rob
    Wonder if JAG/DeeDee are cleaning house!!?!
    This is the link to ALL the recs from RAoR (every category – WIP’s – Completes – the whole shebang:

  21. So this is what I am currently reading…

    The Confessions of the Overworked and Underpaid Peen by smmiskimen
    This fic I swear to God I kid you not this writer had to of been a Peen in her previous life. She knows some strangely intimate details about what an actual peen would truly think and say. I laugh so hard I cry.
    The best by far was this line

    F*ck yes! Finally! I get to play, I get to play! I sang out as I did my little peen dance, complete with top hat and cane. Don’t ask where I got them from because I don’t really know.

    She talks through Edward’s Penis and it is a trip! CHECK IT OUT…
    oh did I forget to mention that he is a porn star? giggles….

    Also I am waiting hanging on a limb from a tree dangling over the alligator that Robert held in his Vanity Fair photo shoot….waiting patiently for
    Jada to update ROUGHWARD!!!
    I am having Fold your Wings withdrawals…ugh…

  22. Ladies, I don’t think I have madly clicked and saved to favorites like this for ages! The list is getting longer and longer – and I love it!

    Also, I meant to mention in my earlier post that The Education of Professor Cullen by she viking updated this week and she only has one more chapter to go before it is complete – this is truly one of my favorite stories ever and the Professor has a very special place in my heart.. he is pretty fabulous.

    • Nicole

      Yes I read that update. So sweet what Edward did to be with Bella! Several days before that we had an update from “My Viking” too…can’t wait to see what is gonna happen next there…*tad upsetting, but hopefully every thing will be fine again…the Coward ran for the hills…LOL…Scumbag*!

      • Hey Nicole: sheviking had a vote on FB the other night; said she had some time to write that evening & she gave us the choice of her writing a Viking chapter or a Professor chapter & Viking won, so we may see a Viking update soon.

        btw, here’s another Mafiaward for you, just in case you haven’t read “The Heart of the Mafia”. I haven’t read it myself yet, but hear it’s very good.

        • Nicole

          Grazie MC…NO I haven’t read this FF yet.

          Wow tough decision there…hmmm, on really sweet Edward, or one Sexy assed Edvard….**Damn I like them both**. Good to know that Edvard will be up for another update soon.

    • Oh ladies, I love SheViking’s stories, and The Education of Professor Cullen is one of my favs of hers! Love My Viking too 🙂

  23. Okay, here I am again, trying to cheer my sorry ass up by joining you fab-u-lous ladies in the RobPerving and fanficking, reading your comments and recs, listening to my music, soon to be Photoshopping with Rob, and tumblr-ing it out there, but before I begin I must share this f*cktastic photo of Rob from the Vanity Fair photoshoot back in 2009…BEDROB…
    I mean ladies, my fellow old skool PattinH00rs especially…just look at him… Holy Crap! Heart Fail!

    Nothing better than Rob between the sheets!!! Here’s some of my fav comments from friends at FB (can you top these????)

    “May I suggest that better than Rob between the sheets … There is NAKED Rob between the sheets???” (from one of my wild Italian friends)…

    “Edward Wallbanger, as I live and breathe – wanna cum and bang on my side of the bedrom wall, sweetlips?” (from Fluffy Liz, HAGAHHA!)

    “Well maybe even better than Rob in between sheets is Rob in between my legs js LMAO” (from one of my crazy Dutch “DutchCoven” FB friends…Brahahahahaha!)

    and last but not least:

    ” Look at him looking at me pleasuring him just outside the fram of the photo….I so love that look. ;-)” (from Vitamin R Beer at FB)

    OH MY GOD!

    • Nicole

      LMAO…Melbie VF 2009 Shoot in ITALY (no Doubt), was one of my top three photoshoots of his. *then Mark Segal, and Theo Werner/GQ).

      OMFG I’d love to see Rob laying in bed like that Naked…**Snickering, or better yet…NEKKID; cause Naked means you have NO CLOTHING ON, but NEKKID means you have NO CLOTHING ON, And Your UP to Something!!!*** …I’d love to see that View of Rob like that, with ME Straddling him… ;)…

      Well you know us crazy, passionate Italians bb…WE just Say IT! That is exactly what I think of when I see that picture.**Nicole, pealing back the top sheet and sliding in next to HHH. Hell the bed won’t look that made up for too long bb..that Tshirt and sheets would be on the floor…and anything else he may be wearing!*** Bahahahahahahahahaha

      • Oh Nicole bb, I know if you had the chance, you would have Rob’s T-Shirt off of him so fast and in shreds on the floor and you would be devouring his sweet body parts in all his NEKKID glory… *melbie gasping at the thought*…. DEDagainwithRobpervingfantasies….

        • Nicole

          You know me too well bb, and yes I would do just that….wouldn’t not be able to help myself around HHH. He def brings out the animal in me! 😉

  24. Uh oh, I just sent an invitation to my crazy “DutchCoven” FB friends to join us here at Rob Attack for some fun RobPorn perving… Dutchie, Taarski and Stella… hope they come and visit! Especially Dutchie, she is an absolute HOOT!!! xoxo from Melbie

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