Rob~a~licious Yum!!

 

Well girls, I’m feeling a little Nostalgic today and since I am, I thought we could share a few giggles about the good old days. How you ask?  By remembering and teaching all our new friends, hOOrs, Angelz and Sistas WTF we are talking about  when we use terms like SWMNBN, Sofa King HAWT and FTMFW (yes there are many who do not know what this means. That’s ok! Ain’t no shame in the game Ladies!) and about a gazillion others! So, I was planning on making this a Three Part post {And we are going to have to make it three parts cuz trust me, the “Robcabulary” Is bigger than the “JaPEEN” *GASP* Yeah! I said it! LOL}  and maybe, just maybe, with the Bel Ami Clip, *DED* The New BD Honeymoon Clip *Sigh* and The *giggles* Comic Con Appearance, we might just come up with a few new words for the “WikiPEENia” And The “Robster’s DICKtionary” So I’m going to start us off with some of these from the “Good ‘Ol days at RAoR” And we can Build on it from there! If you’ve seen or Heard one that you do not know Please, don’t be shy, just ask and we will Tell ya all what it means! If you have a NEW ROBISM to add to the collect let’s hear it! OK, are you ready? Got your “DICKtation” pads out and ready to start? Here is just a VERY SMALL portion of the RobCabulary.

 

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“Robisms”

Robgasm – what you have when you look at a particularly hot-sexy pic or video of Rob

 

Robgasmic – *see Robgasm*

 

Robsession – the feelings his fans have toward Rob and basically what you feel which is Why you are here now.

 

Robs-lumber – aka Mr Winky aka pEEn. 😛

 

St Mattress – the church where Rob worships.

 

Robtastic – referring to Rob pics or videos, manips, edits wall papers etc.

 

Robtacular – *see Robtastic*

 

Robs-happytrail – that line of hair that starts below that freckle and leads down his chest to Robs-Lumber.

Happy Trail…Happy gurl : )

DirtyRob – Rob in any state of sexy slobbery – scruff, plaid, unkept hair, shiteous Nikes, drunkeness. *See any Rome Rob Pic*

*DIED*

 

RobCrotch – do you need to ask?…worshipped by many, longed for by all.

 

Good Robmorning – how you greet fellow Robsessed fans in the am.

 

Robfix – daily dose of Rob required to get through the day. That’s why we are here!

 

Robscars – the Actual name of the Oscars when Rob attends.

 

Robstalking – how fans refer to their daily hunt for info and new pictures of Rob. (How I got started! LOL)

 

JawPorn – created by Rob’s strong jawline.  Used to refer to any photo or image where this is prominent.

*Nuff Said!*

Robdreams – what fans wish for every night!

 

Robattack – similar to a heart attack but can only be induced by Rob! Yup, this Robism is Where I got the name for this site!

 

Robaholic – as in “my name is Rita and I’m a Robaholic“  [Hello Rita & Welcome to the Party] *snickers* Sorry Rita, Couldn’t

resist!!! 😀

 

Stay-at-Home-Rob-Stalker – stay at home RobStalker *ME! THAT’S ME!*

 

Cream-of-Rob – umm no explanation required here.

 

“Robscars” – the Actual name of the Oscars when Rob attends

 

 “Rob-a-licious” Pretty Self Explainitory!

 

“Robnesia”- that thing I get that makes me forget to feed the family and do the laundry, dishes, etc….

 

“Robgob”: that piece of drool you discover running down your mouth after staring at Happy trail pics….

 

“Spunkpack” what a “Normal man *snickers* would call a six-pack” AKA ROBpack

 

“RobEnvy”-what every man in the world has. Their women are all just slipping away at the slightest thought of RPattz.

 

“RobSexplosion” = Explosion of a great deal of RobPorn showcased very, very quickly in a video montage

 

Example: “Faster Kill Pussycat” video, I have floved this video since I first saw and it is still in my top 5! *SQUEEEE*

 

 

Or this one! Oh La La!!! Also in my top 5! *humina humina humina*

 

 

Errrr…Make that top 3!!! *whew! it’s hot in here??? *THAT Ma Dears is every freakin form of Robporn Known to Woman kind! and all I can say is DAY~UM!!! That’s HAWT!!!

 

“Robpack”: Marcus Foster, Bobby Long, Johnny Flynn and others.

 

“Robnana” – if ya have to ask, ya shouldn’t be reading this blog…leave NOW!

 

‘Robnana Nut Muffin” – seriously, if ya don’t know go NOW, go play with Justin Bieber!!”

 

‘PattinPervs – gender neutral term to describe the fans with one-track-mind

 

“PattinSluts” – see previous definition, female specific. *GUILTY!!* I owns it!

 

“FBR” – Federal Bureau of Robstigation-  

 

“PSI=Porn Scene Investigator”: For photo see closest mirror! LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are many many more my Sistas I know you know them. I have a Full list and will be adding a full DICKtionary/WikiPEENia Tab once I have all your input! So post away and add to the list. (porn to accompany said definition is always welcome!!)

 

Note: Most of these came from RAoR but I did try to reword them a bit to make them current and new again.

 Love,

RobsFan~tasy