Tonguing it Tuesday Robporn: Ass Candy!

Hi all y’all! Yep, for some reason I’m channeling my inner Reese Witherspoon today. Maybe it’s because it’s Tuesday and we get to focus on some more Rob bits. And you know Reese did her share of that on the set of WFE! Anyhoo, last week MC had us focus on Rob’s backside and it got me to thinking…I’d like to go down a little more south (twss)! I bet you thought I was an Angel, huh? Well, usually I keep my pervy side private but MC’s on a mission to get me converted. So sit back and enjoy the show!!

Let’s start off with one of my favorite ass shots:

Let's help you get a little more comfortable there, Rob.

Next we have a  nice little moving bum collage:

Shake that thing!

And there’s always he’s adorkable arse:

Rollie Pollie!?

And just imagine these with Ellen underpants (I guess it happens every Twi movie!):

Extra vertebrae anyone?

The hardest part (twss) of these posts is not finding pictures, it’s choosing which ones to use. So let’s bring sexy back with a whole lot of ass candy!

Okay, so I’m pretty sure one of those was NOT Rob but (hehe), it’s the best I can do!  Hopefully we will have much more of Rob’s crack in Bel Ami ( at least that’s what HE told me) and one of you talented ladies can make a new video!So, now it’s your turn. I know you’ve been dying for this one. Let ’em loose all you H00rs!

Robs Fan~tasy


Filed under oh lalala, RAAWWRRR, Rob Pattinson, Shamwow anyone?

15 responses to “Tonguing it Tuesday Robporn: Ass Candy!

  1. dazzledbyrp

    Ahhh! One of my favorit topics. Let me look through my files. Well, here’s something sweet and squeezable:

    This one is worthy of a closer inspection:

    And I love the way his pants fall around his arse in this one. Yes. I really do:

  2. RFM- you know I LOVE the roly poly.

    I love how the beanie stays in place, I love the wonky hands, I love the bad gym shorts, I love the sweatshirt, and I even love the black shoes with black socks.

    But mostly, I love his expression- he looks like he’s having fun!

  3. Personally, I like how when the video started and it said ‘Robert Pattinson’s ass’ on-screen, a pop-up came up that said ‘Yes, really!’ *Sid James laugh* I have to say THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU to RFM, because without you, and really without Rob’s lovely arse, I would not know that it was Tuesday. Trufax. *Hangs head in shame* Also, is it wrong that I now want to stand up and play the national anthem?!! Because Rob(‘s arse) represents all that is bloody fantastic about Britain. At least, that’s what I think…

  4. *blushing* I only learned from the best my love!!! Glad it gets the MC tramp stamp of approval!

  5. All right, I don’t usually comment twice, but I watched the video, and I f*ing love the pic of Him with the blue t-shirt, black suspenders and pants, smoking a cig. So,so HAWT…..

  6. I know someone that will love this post very much… hehehehehe *links a h00r up*

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