Hi there! I know it’s Horror Month, but I’ve had a crap time these past few weeks and needed to have a laugh, which is why this post comes to you today.
Ladies, get yourselves dolled up and perch on a comfy stool because today, we’re playing Blind Date!
…thankfully, today’s contestants are considerably more well-rounded than those lads *ahem*. So, let’s cut to the chase and meet our three Bachelors!
TMM: So chuck, what’s your name and where do you come from?
Contestant #1: Hello, uh, I’m Edward Cullen. I come from Forks, Washington.
TMM: Alrighty! Tell us a bit about yourself then, Edward.
Contestant #2: Hi TMM, I’m Tyler Hawkins, and I’m from New York.
TMM: New York, New York eh? That sounds lovely chuck! Tell us a little more about yourself.
TMM: Creative and mysterious, aren’t we Tyler? A bit of a rebel too? I’m sure that will go down well with our lovely ladies! Thanks chuck, now it’s time to meet Contestant #3. What’s your name and where do you come from?
Contestant #3: I’m Jacob Jankowski, and I live in Ithaca, New York, but I come from Polish lineage.
TMM: Another New Yorker, eh? A very cultured one, too! You know Jacob, languages are a big turn on for a lorra lorra women! How would you tell a woman you loved her in Polish?
Jacob: Kocham Cię. And if I wished to propose, then I’d say Wyjdziesz za mnie?
TMM: *Fans self* Blimey! Is it me or is it hot in here?! We’ve digressed slightly here Jacob, please tell us all a bit more about yourself, chuck!
Well, there you have it, ladies! We’ve met our three gorgeous guys, so now it’s time for you to pick your very own Blind Date! Who will it be? Will it be Bachelor #1? Could Bachelor #2 be the man for you? Or did #3 steal your heart? Step behind the screen and tell us in the comments! That’s all from me this week, ta-ra! xoxo
PS: *Jumps in Robmobile and drives back to RA HQ* Credit for the Contestant photos goes to the lovely ladies over on Robsessed! DA NANANANANANANA DA NANANANANANANA RPAAAAAATTZ!!! Goodbyeeeeee!