Good Morning Ladies, and yes it is Monday Madness! It’s also October which is Horror Month.
*Cue Rod Serling Voice Over*You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension – a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.
There are many unnatural things people are scared of, some are afraid of the dark, some fear monsters under the bed or Monsters hiding in the closet,… but we all know these things can’t really hurt us…(right? I mean, Right?? Hello? Anybody?) *bites nails*
There are so many of us from all different walks of life, different cultures and beliefs, different childhood influences that we have carried into our adult years. The members of RA cover the entire globe, USA, Canada, France, The Netherlands, Ireland, London, Nova Scotia, Africa… With all these different beliefs I began to wonder, what is the one thing that would frighten us all?
And then it occured to me, we all would be petrified of only One thing.
Only one thing could turn our hair white at just one glance.
So here I am to drive you all into madness (hey it gets lonely here all by myself LOL) and make your worst NightMare a virtual reality!
Do you all remember a sweet little Christmas movie Entitled: “It’s a Wonderful Life” Starring Jimmy Stewart? Do you remember George Baily? Do you remember what George wished for?By now I’m sure your thinking the same thing Rita thought when I ran this idea by her…. “What if Rob had never been Born? NOooooooo!!!! A lifelong RobDrought? Unthinkable!! BUT… What if the RobDrougt NEVER ENDED??
What if Rob never exsisted? What If YOU KNEW he had exsisted at one time but one morning you woke up and all traces of him had vanished? WOULD THIS FRIGHTEN YOU?? You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s the signpost up ahead – your next stop, the Twilight Zone!
What if the RobDrought never ended …OMG! Nooooooo!!! Or worse what if you knew there was this Beautiful Bronze haired, adorkable, F*ck hawt man named Robert who had consumed all of your day time fantasies, he was everything a girl could want, he had millions who adored him but then there came a RobDrought that seemed as though it would never end.
Finally, when you could take it no longer you went in search of him on the internet…but there was no trace he had ever exisited. Every one you asked about him seemed to think you had gone completely mad. “Who was this Rob Patterson person you kept rambling about?”
You knew he was real. You had perved over him, they had called him “The Pretty” Had you just Dreamed it all? He was inhumanly Beautiful, maybe it had all been a dream?
NO! No way, you knew you weren’t mad, you had folders full of his beautiful face but when you went to your Rob porn Portfolio this is what you found….
NO It Can’t Be!
There was never an Edward Cullen…
There was no Twilight Saga…
Not even a Cedric Diggory
Tyler Hawkins Never did an insignificant thing…
What if… What if…
Yes it is true my Lovelies, we all go a little mad sometimes. BWahahahaha…