Monday Madness…What IF

RobsFan~tasy

Good Morning Ladies, and yes it is Monday Madness! It’s also October which is Horror Month.

*Cue Rod Serling Voice Over*

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension – a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

 There are many unnatural things people are scared of, some are afraid of the dark, some fear monsters under the bed or Monsters hiding in the closet,… but we all know these things can’t really hurt us…(right? I mean, Right?? Hello? Anybody?) *bites nails*

There are so many of us from all different walks of life, different cultures and beliefs, different childhood influences that we have carried into our adult years. The members of RA cover the entire globe, USA, Canada, France, The Netherlands, Ireland, London, Nova Scotia, Africa… With all these different beliefs I began to wonder, what is the one thing that would frighten us all?

And then it occured to me, we all would be petrified of only One thing.

Only one thing could turn our hair white at just one glance.

So here I am to drive you all into madness (hey it gets lonely here all by myself LOL) and make your worst NightMare a virtual reality!

Do you all remember a sweet little Christmas movie Entitled: “It’s a Wonderful Life” Starring Jimmy Stewart? Do you remember George Baily? Do you remember what George wished for?

By now I’m sure your thinking the same thing Rita thought when I ran this idea by her….
 
“What if Rob had never been Born? NOooooooo!!!!
A lifelong RobDrought? Unthinkable!!
 
BUT…
 
What if the RobDrougt NEVER ENDED??
What if Rob never exsisted?
What If YOU KNEW he had exsisted at one time but one morning you woke up and all traces of him had vanished? 
 
WOULD THIS FRIGHTEN YOU??

 
*Cue Rod Serling Mid-way introduction*
You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s the signpost up ahead – your next stop, the Twilight Zone!

What if the RobDrought never ended …OMG! Nooooooo!!! Or worse what if you knew there was this Beautiful Bronze haired, adorkable, F*ck hawt man named Robert who had consumed all of your day time fantasies, he was everything a girl could want, he had millions who adored him but then there came a RobDrought that seemed as though it would never end.

Finally, when you could take it no longer you went in search of him on the internet…but there was no trace he had ever exisited. Every one you asked about him seemed to think you had gone completely mad. “Who was this Rob Patterson person you kept rambling about?”

You knew he was real. You had perved over him, they had called him “The Pretty” Had you just Dreamed it all? He was inhumanly Beautiful, maybe it had all been a dream?
NO! No way, you knew you weren’t mad, you had folders full of his beautiful face but when you went to your Rob porn Portfolio this is what you found….

NO It Can’t Be!

WTF?? and it didn’t matter how far you went back Rob was Gone, Just GONE!

There was never an Edward Cullen…

There was no Twilight Saga…

 

Not even a Cedric Diggory

Tyler Hawkins Never did an insignificant thing…

Jacob Jankowski Never saved Marlena or Rosie…

What if… What if…

Yes it is true my Lovelies, we all go a little mad sometimes. BWahahahaha…

Sweet Dreams Ladies…
RobsFan~tasy
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54 responses to “Monday Madness…What IF

  1. That’s srsly the scariest thing I’ve ever heard!!!! Let’s hope this other dimension never comes to fruition. I don’t know if I could handle it!

    (Utterly brilliant, my dear. Once again, I am truly astounded by your work!)

    • IKR? How empty would life be without Rob? I thought of this post one day when my laptop refused to cooperate and wouldn’t let me get into my Pattinson Porn Portfolios!! GAH I Left te Rob spots empty cause with out Rob all the time that i spend on him and this Blog and fan fic, That’s all that would be left of me and my life a big *twss* empty black hole.

      now maybe we can all understand what bella felt when Edward left her…
      “IT’ll be as if I never exsisted…” and my response would be exactly the same every one elses… NNOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
      *D-E-D for reals*

  2. I’m usually a lurker on here but the post pulled me in. This is a scary thought. What would my life be like without all the perving? How would I handle my daily life without his beautiful face.
    On a serious note, Rob has brought so many good people into my life. My best friend I met through fan fiction is at the top of this list. She’s helped me through some terrible times. So yeah, him not being born would definitely affect my life.
    It’s a horrible thought! Great post though. 😉

    • Thanks for coming out of the dark and commenting Crystal!! We’d love to have you come more often (twss)!

    • Hi Ya Crystal! Glad to “see ya” step out of the Lurking closet!! Pick a room and make yourself comfortable BB!

      Ah that is the other scary thought is it not? Not seeing that face…never hearing the man-giggle…never to Laugh over the wonky legs…
      Oh my, maybe this post was a little too scarey even for Halloween!!

    • eyeonrob1

      Wel”cum” to the perv party, Crystal! Step into the Rob light and enjoy the company of the greatest group of Robhoors in the world! This is such a happy place for so many of us. We have plenty of room for one more so join in as often as RL will let you. Bring your fan fiction friend, too! I’ll make extra cocktails.

  3. How horrible! No, no, no ,no! Checks Google hastily…Nope, still here good ;)! Great post RF.

  4. dazzledbyrp

    This is the scariest horror story that I can imagine. Never to see that gorgeous face again? Never to hear that laugh? Never to swoon over that sex hair or squee over the happy trail? Never to laugh at the unfiltered word vomit?? OMR! Now this is way more frightening than any Hitchcock movie or Twilight Zone ever made!!!

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JJb6nSHan_s/TVNIst_mXeI/AAAAAAAAB78/iEsJPNRYtyA/s1600/TWILIGHT_ZONE_SEASON_2_DISC3-8.bmp

    THE HORROR….THE HORROR….!!!

    • lmao maggie!!!!!! i’d give you 5 thumbs up for those pics if i could! FTW!!

      • dazzledbyrp

        IKR? Janet Leigh’s face in the shower would be the face of all the women of the world if we found out HHH didn’t exist.

    • eyeonrob1

      OMFG………I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at these pics. *goes back and looks again* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I guess it’s because that would be me without Rob. I needed that laugh, dazzled…thanks, bb! LMFAO….

  5. oh, oh, ,oh, oh RF thats a whole lot of ‘what ifs’ you are bringing up today deary.
    Why and what would we do with ousrselves.
    Like what would we read and, and, and what of this site.
    No daily rambles of our Mr Robert Spunkmuffin Pattinson to perv upon, admire, daydream and nothing for you to conjure up a daily fix.
    Oh what on earth would we do.
    I tell ya i don’t even want to think of such a thing 😉
    The angre;) the loss….the, the, the I just don’t know. In fact the terrible thought would just be a total amount of disharmony in my opinion. I won’t think about this another moment….I just cant…..*tears, tears* and more friggin *tears*
    Don’t do this to me GF I just don’t think I could deal with it 😉

  6. mauigirl60

    It truly is a scary premise. . . one that I am happy to say will never happen! But hey. . . it would make for a good storyline,
    wouldn’t it? LOL

  7. You probably dont believe me? huh?
    Coz i cant quite believe me either.
    But its true……OMFG!

  8. Speaking of mysteries, anybody knows what’s happening to “A pound of flesh?” It hasn’t updated in two months and I miss PAW 😦 . Any problem with the author?

  9. I think I must be getting overly hormonal because this post made me cry a little bit…although I have to say RF, I was totally having this thought the other day! *Twilight Zone theme* I guess skeered h00rs think alike huh?! LMAO! “It will be as if I never existed…” *Grabs onto Rob’s ankles and gets dragged along the ground as he walks towards the swirling black hole* NOOOOOOO! Oh God, I’m going to be having nightmares about this now!

    • Oh no BB no cryin *feeling guilty now*

      Lmao @ ” *Grabs onto Rob’s ankles and gets dragged along the ground as he walks towards the swirling black hole*”

      I’ll grab Your Ankles!!! RFM, RITA, MC>>>hOOrs and Angels alike FORM A CHAIN! we WILL Protect the PRETTY from the “Super Massive Black Hole!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO

      • dazzledbyrp

        ILMAO just picturing this: Rob with a line of hOOrs and Angels linked to his ankles stretching out as far as the eye can see – lsort of like the end scene in Field of Dreams. LOL!!!

  10. scary, horrible idea. no HHH. how would we go on?

  11. christa64c

    No, no, no, no… *curled into ball and rocking in a corner*
    Most of the time he’s what keeps me sane. If Rob were gone… I couldn’t be responsible for my actions. Rob has changed my life in so many ways and connected me to a community that cares about and supports me.
    I won’t go back to the way I was. Do you hear me? Take it back Rf! Take it back! *resumes rocking*

  12. haystackhair

    SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM! That is a horrible scary thought! WTF would I do with all the extra time????? How would I make all my crazy cyber friends????? Just no. unthinkable!!!

  13. eyeonrob1

    *wakes up from nightmare rubbing eyes* WTF??? I dreamed there had NEVER been a Rob Pattinson and I spent over two years of my life obsessed over NOTHING! *pauses* Awww, damn it! I fell asleep in front of my computer again. Thanks gods it was just RF playing the “What If” game…..whew……that was skeery there for a minute.

  14. I don’t know where you get your ideas from RFT. Have you ever thought about writing fanfiction? LOL

  15. ilovealion

    If the Precious didn’t exist… I would have by-passed Twilight et al, never discovered fanfic, and missed out on the fun I have with all of you guys. I would have never met Cared, who is my fic dealer and friend. My husband wouldn’t be reaping the benefits of my… um… interest in tulips and banana-nut-muffins. lol Needless to say, my life wouldn’t be filled with reading and writing fanfic based on HHH and pythons.

    I would be wasting away doing volunteer work and serving on the PTO… Yeah, I know. Pure hell. lol

    So, RFT, thanks for making me realize how much I want and need the Precious in my life. The black-out pictures are thought provoking. I can’t imagine any other actor in any of those roles. In fact, I probably wouldn’t have seen half those movies were he not in them.

    If I have nightmares tonight, can I call you? You may have to talk me through it and remind me that this post was just in jest. The Precious lives.
    The Precious lives!

    • Hi ILAL!!
      RE: “So, RFT, thanks for making me realize how much I want and need the Precious in my life. The black-out pictures are thought provoking.”

      Thank You and You are welcome! That was my intention BBz! Behind my “evil ways” there is always Goodness LOL.

      The Black out photos say it all, with out Rob we would all be left with a big Black (Rob shaped) empty spot in our lives that nothing could fill but Rob.

  16. ilovealion

    If the Precious didn’t exist… I would have by-passed Twilight et al, never discovered fanfic, and missed out on the fun I have with all of you guys. I would have never met Cared, who is my fic dealer and friend. My husband wouldn’t be reaping the benefits of my… um… interest in tulips and banana-nut-muffins. lol Needless to say, my life wouldn’t be filled with reading and writing fanfic based on HHH and pythons.

    I would be wasting away doing volunteer work and serving on the PTO… Yeah, I know. Pure hell. lol

    So, RFT, thanks for making me realize how much I want and need the Precious in my life. The black-out pictures are thought provoking. I can’t imagine any other actor in any of those roles. In fact, I probably wouldn’t have seen half those movies were he not in them.

    If I have nightmares tonight, can I call you? You may have to talk me through it and remind me that this post was just in jest. The Precious lives.
    He lives!

  17. ilovealion

    oops… sorry for the double post above. It was an accident.

    *hides tech-unsavvy face in shame* lol

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