RobsFan~tasy
Good Morning Ladies, and yes it is Monday Madness! It’s also October which is Horror Month.
*Cue Rod Serling Voice Over*
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension – a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.There are many unnatural things people are scared of, some are afraid of the dark, some fear monsters under the bed or Monsters hiding in the closet,… but we all know these things can’t really hurt us…(right? I mean, Right?? Hello? Anybody?) *bites nails*
There are so many of us from all different walks of life, different cultures and beliefs, different childhood influences that we have carried into our adult years. The members of RA cover the entire globe, USA, Canada, France, The Netherlands, Ireland, London, Nova Scotia, Africa… With all these different beliefs I began to wonder, what is the one thing that would frighten us all?
And then it occured to me, we all would be petrified of only One thing.
Only one thing could turn our hair white at just one glance.
So here I am to drive you all into madness (hey it gets lonely here all by myself LOL) and make your worst NightMare a virtual reality!
Do you all remember a sweet little Christmas movie Entitled: “It’s a Wonderful Life” Starring Jimmy Stewart? Do you remember George Baily? Do you remember what George wished for?
By now I’m sure your thinking the same thing Rita thought when I ran this idea by her…. “What if Rob had never been Born? NOooooooo!!!! A lifelong RobDrought? Unthinkable!! BUT… What if the RobDrougt NEVER ENDED??What if Rob never exsisted? What If YOU KNEW he had exsisted at one time but one morning you woke up and all traces of him had vanished? WOULD THIS FRIGHTEN YOU??
What if the RobDrought never ended …OMG! Nooooooo!!! Or worse what if you knew there was this Beautiful Bronze haired, adorkable, F*ck hawt man named Robert who had consumed all of your day time fantasies, he was everything a girl could want, he had millions who adored him but then there came a RobDrought that seemed as though it would never end.
Finally, when you could take it no longer you went in search of him on the internet…but there was no trace he had ever exisited. Every one you asked about him seemed to think you had gone completely mad. “Who was this Rob Patterson person you kept rambling about?”
You knew he was real. You had perved over him, they had called him “The Pretty” Had you just Dreamed it all? He was inhumanly Beautiful, maybe it had all been a dream?
NO! No way, you knew you weren’t mad, you had folders full of his beautiful face but when you went to your Rob porn Portfolio this is what you found….
NO It Can’t Be!
There was never an Edward Cullen…
There was no Twilight Saga…
Not even a Cedric Diggory
Tyler Hawkins Never did an insignificant thing…
Jacob Jankowski Never saved Marlena or Rosie…
What if… What if…
Yes it is true my Lovelies, we all go a little mad sometimes. BWahahahaha…
rita01tx
RobsFan-tasy
Rob Attack 
That’s srsly the scariest thing I’ve ever heard!!!! Let’s hope this other dimension never comes to fruition. I don’t know if I could handle it!
(Utterly brilliant, my dear. Once again, I am truly astounded by your work!)
IKR? How empty would life be without Rob? I thought of this post one day when my laptop refused to cooperate and wouldn’t let me get into my Pattinson Porn Portfolios!! GAH I Left te Rob spots empty cause with out Rob all the time that i spend on him and this Blog and fan fic, That’s all that would be left of me and my life a big *twss* empty black hole.
now maybe we can all understand what bella felt when Edward left her…
“IT’ll be as if I never exsisted…” and my response would be exactly the same every one elses… NNOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
*D-E-D for reals*
I’m usually a lurker on here but the post pulled me in. This is a scary thought. What would my life be like without all the perving? How would I handle my daily life without his beautiful face.
On a serious note, Rob has brought so many good people into my life. My best friend I met through fan fiction is at the top of this list. She’s helped me through some terrible times. So yeah, him not being born would definitely affect my life.
It’s a horrible thought! Great post though. 😉
Thanks for coming out of the dark and commenting Crystal!! We’d love to have you come more often (twss)!
Hi Ya Crystal! Glad to “see ya” step out of the Lurking closet!! Pick a room and make yourself comfortable BB!
Ah that is the other scary thought is it not? Not seeing that face…never hearing the man-giggle…never to Laugh over the wonky legs…
Oh my, maybe this post was a little too scarey even for Halloween!!
Wel”cum” to the perv party, Crystal! Step into the Rob light and enjoy the company of the greatest group of Robhoors in the world! This is such a happy place for so many of us. We have plenty of room for one more so join in as often as RL will let you. Bring your fan fiction friend, too! I’ll make extra cocktails.
How horrible! No, no, no ,no! Checks Google hastily…Nope, still here good ;)! Great post RF.
LMAO *revsied quote from very old movie*
HAVE YOU CHECKED YOU SPANK BANK?”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
This is the scariest horror story that I can imagine. Never to see that gorgeous face again? Never to hear that laugh? Never to swoon over that sex hair or squee over the happy trail? Never to laugh at the unfiltered word vomit?? OMR! Now this is way more frightening than any Hitchcock movie or Twilight Zone ever made!!!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JJb6nSHan_s/TVNIst_mXeI/AAAAAAAAB78/iEsJPNRYtyA/s1600/TWILIGHT_ZONE_SEASON_2_DISC3-8.bmp
THE HORROR….THE HORROR….!!!
lmao maggie!!!!!! i’d give you 5 thumbs up for those pics if i could! FTW!!
IKR? Janet Leigh’s face in the shower would be the face of all the women of the world if we found out HHH didn’t exist.
OMFG………I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at these pics. *goes back and looks again* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I guess it’s because that would be me without Rob. I needed that laugh, dazzled…thanks, bb! LMFAO….
oh, oh, ,oh, oh RF thats a whole lot of ‘what ifs’ you are bringing up today deary.
Why and what would we do with ousrselves.
Like what would we read and, and, and what of this site.
No daily rambles of our Mr Robert Spunkmuffin Pattinson to perv upon, admire, daydream and nothing for you to conjure up a daily fix.
Oh what on earth would we do.
I tell ya i don’t even want to think of such a thing 😉
The angre;) the loss….the, the, the I just don’t know. In fact the terrible thought would just be a total amount of disharmony in my opinion. I won’t think about this another moment….I just cant…..*tears, tears* and more friggin *tears*
Don’t do this to me GF I just don’t think I could deal with it 😉
sorry RF my comment above was an original attempt then a deleted one then another all rolled in one…
This bloody worldpress is very tempremental if ya ask me….
ya they keep trying to improve it and screwing it up!
Dear WordPress,
If it ain’t broke, DON’T fix it!!
Sincerely,
RF
Hi Ya HBM!! Glad to see you came back! Don’t let my scary post scare you all off. if you noticed the tags, I’ll be good next month!! LOL
You make me laugh BB! Glad you decided ti “unlurk!” (is that even a word? No? Well it is now! LOL)
Here HBM will this make you feel better??
Just to reassure us that HHH is in fact, real and as perfect as a man can be, a couple beautiful pictures 🙂 :
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This one:
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OMG MDOS are yu trying to kills us with instantaneous internal combustion? after all those black holes posting a picture of F ME Eyes Rob without warning could kill a hOOr!!!!!!
*falls off chair* *thud*
Just a little revenge EVIL LAUGH! 😉
Oh, thank Rob! I thought I’d gone blind!
{I’m just gonna curl up in a dark corner and suck my thumb for awhile *whimper*}
Ok reets this one is for you… maybe you wont have to suck your…thumb…*ahem* after this pic….Since I know You like a wet Rob this one’s for YOU….
OMG MDOS! Those pictures are scaring me too death. Maybe he doesn’t even exist and we all just made him up. I mean, how is it even possible that a man that hot and that beautfiul was really created and is actually walking around somewhere on this earth???
{must go lie down and fan myself}
And yet, it’s true ;)! more proof? Alright…
It truly is a scary premise. . . one that I am happy to say will never happen! But hey. . . it would make for a good storyline,
wouldn’t it? LOL
IKR? Where’s the female version of Steven King when you need her?
anybody? anybody?
You probably dont believe me? huh?
Coz i cant quite believe me either.
But its true……OMFG!
Speaking of mysteries, anybody knows what’s happening to “A pound of flesh?” It hasn’t updated in two months and I miss PAW 😦 . Any problem with the author?
No clue Love? post her a question in a reply to her last chapter, it will go to her e-mail and she may answer you.
I think I must be getting overly hormonal because this post made me cry a little bit…although I have to say RF, I was totally having this thought the other day! *Twilight Zone theme* I guess skeered h00rs think alike huh?! LMAO! “It will be as if I never existed…” *Grabs onto Rob’s ankles and gets dragged along the ground as he walks towards the swirling black hole* NOOOOOOO! Oh God, I’m going to be having nightmares about this now!
Oh no BB no cryin *feeling guilty now*
Lmao @ ” *Grabs onto Rob’s ankles and gets dragged along the ground as he walks towards the swirling black hole*”
I’ll grab Your Ankles!!! RFM, RITA, MC>>>hOOrs and Angels alike FORM A CHAIN! we WILL Protect the PRETTY from the “Super Massive Black Hole!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO
ILMAO just picturing this: Rob with a line of hOOrs and Angels linked to his ankles stretching out as far as the eye can see – lsort of like the end scene in Field of Dreams. LOL!!!
scary, horrible idea. no HHH. how would we go on?
no true Rob Lover could, at least not without a huge hole in her own heart that could never be filled again.
No, no, no, no… *curled into ball and rocking in a corner*
Most of the time he’s what keeps me sane. If Rob were gone… I couldn’t be responsible for my actions. Rob has changed my life in so many ways and connected me to a community that cares about and supports me.
I won’t go back to the way I was. Do you hear me? Take it back Rf! Take it back! *resumes rocking*
D’awwww Now I feels REALLY BAD!!! Yes, it is true, we DO care about you BB Verra Much! we care about all our girls! I hear ya I hear Ya BB!!! I take it back ok?
*Waves magic wand*
**POOOF**
There it was all just a Bad dream Ok? A Nightmare but It’s Over Now!!!
{{{{BIG HUGS}}}}
This one is Just for Christa So Nobody else is allowed to Look *giggles*
Rob Wrote you a message
You wanna borrow my blankie, Christa darlin’!
{shove over and make room for me in that corner…you just rock and I’ll suck my thumb, OK?}
Baaaad RFT for scaring the shit outta us!!
**BOO BOO FACE with POUTY BOTTOM LIP**
Him is still here….REALLY!!! SEE….
Soo how Boootiful he is???
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM! That is a horrible scary thought! WTF would I do with all the extra time????? How would I make all my crazy cyber friends????? Just no. unthinkable!!!
*feeling Really guilty* *bad RF Baaaaaad* *smacks own hands repeatedly** *toes the dirt and looks REALLY REMORSEFUL**
Can Ya all forgive me?? PWEEEAASSSSSEEEE??????????
Welllll, a healthy dose of RobPorn from your stash MIGHT help *sniff*
*gigglesnort!*
OK OK!!! here out of Rob’s own Mouth BB Here is Proof he still exists…
And now, toniiiiiight we brrriiiing youuuuu…..
Aaaaaah! MUCH better BB! You iz forgiven!
*wakes up from nightmare rubbing eyes* WTF??? I dreamed there had NEVER been a Rob Pattinson and I spent over two years of my life obsessed over NOTHING! *pauses* Awww, damn it! I fell asleep in front of my computer again. Thanks gods it was just RF playing the “What If” game…..whew……that was skeery there for a minute.
*Rubs eyeonrob1’s back reassuringly* Yes dear, it was only a dream – just like Dallas LOL! ;D
Yup I was just a playin. But it is a scry thought.
I don’t know where you get your ideas from RFT. Have you ever thought about writing fanfiction? LOL
WHO? ME? Write Fan Fiction???? Not in a million!!! *wink*
If the Precious didn’t exist… I would have by-passed Twilight et al, never discovered fanfic, and missed out on the fun I have with all of you guys. I would have never met Cared, who is my fic dealer and friend. My husband wouldn’t be reaping the benefits of my… um… interest in tulips and banana-nut-muffins. lol Needless to say, my life wouldn’t be filled with reading and writing fanfic based on HHH and pythons.
I would be wasting away doing volunteer work and serving on the PTO… Yeah, I know. Pure hell. lol
So, RFT, thanks for making me realize how much I want and need the Precious in my life. The black-out pictures are thought provoking. I can’t imagine any other actor in any of those roles. In fact, I probably wouldn’t have seen half those movies were he not in them.
If I have nightmares tonight, can I call you? You may have to talk me through it and remind me that this post was just in jest. The Precious lives.
The Precious lives!
Hi ILAL!!
RE: “So, RFT, thanks for making me realize how much I want and need the Precious in my life. The black-out pictures are thought provoking.”
Thank You and You are welcome! That was my intention BBz! Behind my “evil ways” there is always Goodness LOL.
The Black out photos say it all, with out Rob we would all be left with a big Black (Rob shaped) empty spot in our lives that nothing could fill but Rob.
If the Precious didn’t exist… I would have by-passed Twilight et al, never discovered fanfic, and missed out on the fun I have with all of you guys. I would have never met Cared, who is my fic dealer and friend. My husband wouldn’t be reaping the benefits of my… um… interest in tulips and banana-nut-muffins. lol Needless to say, my life wouldn’t be filled with reading and writing fanfic based on HHH and pythons.
I would be wasting away doing volunteer work and serving on the PTO… Yeah, I know. Pure hell. lol
So, RFT, thanks for making me realize how much I want and need the Precious in my life. The black-out pictures are thought provoking. I can’t imagine any other actor in any of those roles. In fact, I probably wouldn’t have seen half those movies were he not in them.
If I have nightmares tonight, can I call you? You may have to talk me through it and remind me that this post was just in jest. The Precious lives.
He lives!
yes yu can call me BB 1 800 I LUV ROB
oops… sorry for the double post above. It was an accident.
*hides tech-unsavvy face in shame* lol