Rob being, well…a Man of Distinction!

Those words from the song “Big Spender” from the musical Sweet Charity has been running through my mind in connection with Rob for the last couple of days.

Well, along with the Heidi Slimane photoshoot for Another Man, so I thought I’d just go with it.

Rob IS, after all, a Man of Distinction, if there ever was one!

Here are just a few of my favorite lines, with some tweaking here and there LMAO!!

The minute you walked in the joint,

I could see you were a man of distinction,

A real heart breaker,

Good looking, so refined.

Say, wouldn’t you like to know
What’s going on in my mind?

Sure, baby...tell me ALL your secret fantasies!

So, let me get right to the point,
I don’t pop my cork for ev’ry guy I see.

Only for me, right baby?

Hey, Rob darlin’, spend…
A little time with…me…me…me!

You know I'd love to, but have you SEEN my f*ckin' schedule?

How’s about a few laughs?

Bring it on, Rita!

I can show you a…good time…

Do you wanna have fun…fun…fun?
Are you ready for…?

Yes, Master! Squeeeeee!!

{yeah, not Slimane photos but I couldn’t resist}

How would you like a…

Don’t know about you, but MY mind just went into the RobGutter LMAO!! EyelashPorn…GAH!!

{no way in hell I’m gonna caption that!}

Enjoy this great vid that includes nearly all of these wonderful Slimane photos!

SONG: “Here Without You” by 3 Doors Down:

I’m here without you baby
But you’re still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time

Could the words be more perfect during a RobDrought?!

Happy Sunday ya’ll!




Filed under Addicted, Rob Pattinson

30 responses to “Rob being, well…a Man of Distinction!

  1. Oh Rita, I’m going to be humming that and sniggering to myself all day now. Love the visuals and the great captions. Yes Master, indeed!

    Happy Sinday to you all.

  2. rita01tx

    IKR? Damn catchy tune! The weirdest things seem to inspire me and they all lead to that gorgeous man *le sigh*

  3. edwardseternal1

    About as perfect as he is…. well done !
    Now will I be able to get that song out of myhead all day ???

    • rita01tx

      Sooorrry! *gigglesnort* NOT! If I gotta hear it in MY head, imma spread the PAIN! LMAO!!
      Welcome to RA, edwardseternal1 darlin’! This is who we are and this is what we do…it’s ALL about The Pretty!

  4. Sus

    Oh, my….that’s a lotta Robporn! *Whew*

    Thanks, Rita!


    • rita01tx

      Hell’n it was originally gonna be way more, Sus! Had to cut out about half of it before it really got outta hand *snickers*

  5. Fantastic post Rita! 🙂 ❤

  6. What a way to wake up in the morning!! And yes, like the rest you got that song stuck in my head just by mentioning it!!! But at least now it has some great visuals to go with it 🙂

    And LMAO on his schedule! So true!!

    • rita01tx

      I was going to post the video from Sweet Charity but it was very long and actually pretty damned boring so, just no….and I didn’t find any other versions that would do.

  7. smittenkitten

    Gorgeous post Rita! Those edits by Floren, Wow! *I miss her, wished she would come visit with us* & “Carte Blanche” from Melbie…oh f*ck! 😉

    Hope everybody has a wonderful day!

    • rita01tx

      Hey Smitten darlin’! Yeah, I raided Floren’s photo cache way back when we were all RAoR h00rs. I miss her too. And I practically live in Melbie’s Tumblr archieve…God that woman is awsome and has the best stuff ever! {hope she doesn’t mind *blush*}

  8. Great post Rita! Oh the pictures of the Pretty are oh so intense and sexy. A man of hot distinction really ;).

    • rita01tx

      Isn’t he though? For some reason, that photoshoot’s been growing on me…it’s like she was just as fascinated with his eyelashes as I am! And you KNOW how I feel about the eyelashes *snickers*!

  9. Ahehhehmmm!
    Mornan RF,
    May I bring your attention to a new and I’m not quite sure covered, ‘new typa porn’…….lololol
    The Robs ‘top lip whiskers porn’…..thank you very much….hehehehe!
    sometimes his top lip whiskers look so dam cute… there’s my input for your ‘porn’ file…..
    …and the perfect example of this is shown in the ‘eyelash porn pic’……just saying… need to get your knickers in a knot! hey!

  10. ilovealion

    You guys are on a roll– loving the posts.

    That one picture–I’ve titled it “Watching”–is absolutely sinful. The look on his face, lips slightly parted, as he stares at the activity below. Dayum.

    That is all… I can’t think coherently at the moment. *wipes drool and goes looking for hubs*

    • rita01tx

      Ummm hmmm, yeah…that one is very *ahem* inspiring!

    • eyeonrob1

      Heidi Slimane should be given a hoor humanitarian award for giving us these fuckhawt pics of our “man of distinction”. Rob in a suit, Rob in leather, Rob in a hobolicious t-shirt showing off those arms, Rob with facial expressions that cause a hoor’s imagination to go straight into the gutter…….GAH!!! Thanks, rita darlin’. FLUV you for the delicious post.

  11. “The Minute You walked in the Joint” buhm buhm(DED) Check
    “I could tell you were a man of distinction” Check
    “A real Live Hottie” Check (LOL)
    “Good Looking” Check
    “So refined” Check
    Ya don’t even wanna know what’s going on in my mind!!! LOL
    “So let me get right to the point, buhm buhm,”
    “I don’t pop my cork for any (other)guy I see…”
    “Hey R Pattz… Speeeennd a little time with ME!” *says a lil prayer* *giiglesnort

    We have such Clever Authors here At RA!! Great great Job BB!!!

    If you’re a lurkin, come play with us!! The more the pervier! And Pervier means more FUN!!

  12. OH! I almost forgot!!! I want to direct all of you ladies attention to the far right, see that lil blinkie for RA? It’s brand New and was created by our very own Cared!!!! Ain’t it purdyful??? Give her a round of applause and praise Ladies!!!

    *BRAVO BB* *does the Snoopy happy dance* we is “Official” now LOL

    • Saying thank you and blushing RobsFan-tasy. Melee03, blinkie and manip maker extraordinaire taught me to use the software and ilovealion the very talented author, came up with the tag line, so thanks from me to those ladies.

      • ilovealion

        I love love love your blinkie. I feel like a proud mama, cause i know how long and hard you worked on it. (no… I’m not going to make a pervy comment here).

        You’re welcome, sweets. You know i’m always here for you.

        *blushes* You really think I’m talented? Well, right back at you babe. You are now officially a blinkie/banner goddess.

        Hearts and hugs to you and Mel!!

  13. Sniffles…..I miss Flor so so much. I hope she is ok.
    *wipes a tear and grabs a tissue* and thanks for using the one of the only two wallpapers I have ever made.

    I was in a fifty mood. *snort* I would meet him in the playroom anytime.

    • rita01tx

      RDM darlin’, you shoulda signed that fab wallpaper! A double shot of THAT look on Rob’s face AND a Fifty quote? Win Win!!

      So many seem to have fallen by the wayside and it makes me wonder…did they fall out of love with Rob (impossible, I say!)? Did RL eat them alive??? Don’t they LOVE us anymore? Waaaaahh!!!

  14. absolutely gorgeous. so very fifty shades.

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