So let’s start with the obvious. Rob taped his Jimmy Kimmel interview this evening. I had been trying for days to get tickets. I started to get really discouraged when all my friends were able to get tickets but me. But I resigned myself to the fact that I could still hang out at the back door and see if I could get an autograph.
It all started to go down hill when the beautiful banner Cared made could not be printed out from my computer. With little time to do anything about it, I grabbed a poster off my classroom closet and just went with it. Traffic was horrendous, people were already in line and waiting out the back, we couldn’t find the parking structure and drove passed Maggie standing in the front of her “general” ticket line. We finally made it there and I stood with a friend in line to keep her company. Maggie was up ahead and was telling them how I didn’t get tickets. One man said, “I have an extra ticket. Does she want it?” She immediately called me over and I think I may have been pretty exuberant in my “Yes” response. I WAS IN!!!! There were no cameras or pictures allowed, so you just have my story and some fan pics outside.
Let’s just say that it was surreal. I’m still in shock! We got in the fifth row which is pretty decent (except for the camera directly in our eye line! We were leaning this way and that to get a good look!). Four rows ahead of us sat Richard and Clare. When they came in Maggie grabbed my leg so hard, I think I have a bruise! Dean walked in and was talking to the employees. He actually SMILED!!! And he looked very handsome when he did. Then our Boy walked in and I kind of felt like I was watching a video. It seemed so unreal! But there he was, black t shirt, black jacket and pants, black socks and some old black shoes. He said he wanted to be comfortable! And that he didn’t know where the shirt was from, it wasn’t his! (Surprise, surprise). “It might be racist” he said! Word Vomit #1.
Kimmel then asked Rob about being a hand model. Which Rob responded with the fact that he had been asked this so many times he might be mixing it up with his dreams. They asked his mum to verify and she said, “Absolutely not.” Rob then told her, “Well, actually I’m more of a butt model. Which you’d never know and can’t refute.” So funny!
There was also a story of Rob getting rocks thrown at him by a “fan” in Brussels. He liked it and wished they wouldn’t have stopped him. Rob said he liked the “Mayhem.” hehe
Then came the part you all are dying to hear about…the BD Sex Scene!! Rob said it was originally an R rated film, mainly because of Kristen. He was just doing the same old thrust. Cue visual of Rob making some weird movements with his arms! He said they needed to put a leash on him so he wouldn’t move so much. (kinda kinky there!) But then he said it looked more like probing and it was just the tip! LMAO, the audience was roaring with laughter and poor Rob was saying, “I didn’t mean anything by that!” Kimmel told us this movie was very erotic and how would the audience survive? Rob mentioned something about us wanting to see thrusting (at least I think he did and hopefully this is not MY dream). We all clapped and screamed.
Finally, Rob talked about filming with the babies. The robotic ones that were half the size of Kristen and the real ones with wigs that looked like Troll dolls. I don’t know why hearing Rob talk about babies makes me swoon so much!
Rob was his endearing, word vomit spewing self. He was gorgeous and kept twisting his wonky feet and pulling on his hands. Watching him when they played the BD clip was fun to watch. He gets so embarrassed! Let me just say the main things I noticed was that Rob was super skinny and those fingers are just as long as they seem! After the show Rob went out and signed stuff for the fans waiting outside.Unfortunately, you can’t do both but I was very happy with what I did get. Seeing Rob with my Real Eyes!!! The pic with him is for my next adventure!
Hope you all enjoyed this little breakdown of the taping. I’m sure I may have missed something and may think of it later! I’ll let you know if I do. And don’t forget to watch The Jimmy Kimmel show on November 9th. You won’t regret it!
Falling happily asleep now,