FanFiction Fridays – Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas! This week for our FFF Guest Review Week to cover my absence (MC), we have a special Holiday Edition written by our lovely Cared. So please sit back and enjoy an incredible Christmas post packed full of excellent Holiday recs!


Since Santa heard you were all very good this year, he kindly lent me some Elves to help pick some Christmas Stories for your reading pleasure.

Take it away boys:


First up we have Planes, Trains and Automobiles by ciaobella27.  This is complete at 7 chapters and filled with the dual delight of romance and humour.

The term Murphy’s Law – “If it can go wrong, it will go wrong” could have been coined for this story.  Poor Edward has something that is burning a hole in his pocket.  Puhlease…I meant an engagement ring!  After finding inspiration in a chick-flick, Edward spends three months meticulously planning a Christmas-time trip to New York for the sole purpose of proposing to Bella at the Rockefeller Plaza Ice Rink. Sigh! The planning could only be described as perfect; the execution of those plans a disaster.  I know I should not laugh at his misfortune, but I cannot stop myself.  Edward is determined to reach his goal despite the numerous setbacks and will do and put up with anything to that end.  It reminds me of the mother in Home Alone enduring hours in a van, with live polka music, only much worse!  So ladies, fasten your seat belt and enjoy the ride.

Three hours, countless travel websites and a few Red Bulls later, I had booked us a flight to New York City and a suite at The Waldorf-Astoria. We’d leave first thing the day after Christmas.

I phoned the concierge at the hotel to begin planning the weekend. We’d arrive on Friday and I wanted to schedule a couple’s massage for that afternoon. I’ll be honest, the idea of listening to someone else making Bella moan wasn’t all that appealing, but Jasper swore the couple’s massage scored huge brownie points with Alice. I could have done without the description of what they did after said massage, but as I made the appointment, it was all I could think about.

After some alone time where we’d reap the benefits of our massage, I’d have a car ready to take us over to Rockefeller Center for dinner at The Rainbow Room. I know watching the ice skaters would only build up the anticipation and that was my intention. I really wanted to draw this out.

Edward should have been careful about what he wished for, he wanted to draw it out but just how drawn out it became was definitely not part of the plan.

I was going to propose. I was going to propose in New York on an ice skating rink in front of hundreds of people. Oh, it was going to happen alright…even if I died trying.

The best laid plans of mice and men go astray and yet poor Edward is still determined, as he told the nice policeman –

“Listen, I know this sounds ridiculous, but just about everything that could have gone wrong has in the last twenty-four hours. I should be in a hotel in New York City right now getting ready to propose to my girlfriend, but instead I have spent the last twenty-four hours on a plane, in a train and driving a minivan. I’m not drunk. I’m just losing my mind.”

Summary for Planes, Trains and Automobiles: “Edward Cullen has planned the perfect proposal for his girlfriend Bella on the Rink at Rockefeller Center. But getting there is easier said than done. By plane, train or automobile, can Edward get them to New York on time? For Twilight Gift Exchange.

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Humor – Chapters: 7 – Words: 18,367 – Reviews: 294 – Updated: 3-10-10 – Published: 3-5-10 – Edward & Bella – Complete”


The film A Wonderful Life is much-loved, especially at this time of the year.

Do Over by Tkegl is a tale of romance with tones of It’s A Wonderful Life. It’s complete at 18 short chapters.

Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! How could it be anything else?

Pour yourself a glass of eggnog or make yourself a cup of tea.  Pull your armchair closer to the log fire, curl up your feet, take time-out from the world and enjoy this story where Edward and Bella discover what truly matters in life.

We meet Edward in a bar on Christmas Eve; this has become tradition ever since he broke up with Bella ten years earlier. That’s not an unusual scenario you might think, but our Edward is not celebrating the season of goodwill with friends, he is hiding from reality and drowning his sorrows, confiding his troubles in a beautiful mysterious woman by the name of Tanya. Later, he plays the Good Samaritan to a stranger in an alley and returns to the bar with him; A Wonderful Life plays on the television in the background, while they carry on a strange and life changing conversation.

“What would you change, Edward?” Michael asked, Edward squirmed slightly under his scrutiny. “If you could fix one mistake in your past, what would it be?”

Edward considered the question for a moment. He didn’t know why he felt compelled to answer such a personal question posed by a stranger. Perhaps it was the alcohol…or the emotional turmoil of the evening. Maybe he was just feeling sorry for himself. Whatever the reason, he found himself saying just one word.


Michael smiled and patted Edward on the shoulder. “I need to go,” he said abruptly, getting off his barstool. “Thanks again for your help tonight, Edward.” He reached into his pocket and placed a shiny metal ball on the bar in front of him. It took a moment for Edward to recognize it as a jingle bell. With a wary eye on Michael, he picked it up, the bell tinkling slightly.

“If you ever need me, just give that a jingle,” he said seriously. “It only works three times, so make sure it’s really important, okay?”

So begins Edward’s chance at a Do Over.  This story is not about correcting mistakes, but learning from them. Will Edward learn and take his second chance or will he make the same mistakes again?  Something definitely happened to Edward that night; whether it was a dream or a magical trip to an alternate reality…who knows for sure? There are more things in Heaven and Earth…..

Summary for Do Over: “Every Christmas Eve, Edward Cullen sits in a bar and regrets the decision he made ten years earlier that tore Bella from him. But when he gets a second chance to right that wrong, it’s not quite what he expected

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance – Chapters: 19 – Words: 66,662 – Reviews: 3016 – Updated: 12-18-11 – Published: 12-22-10 – Edward & Bella – Complete”

And, as if that wasn’t enough of a wonderful  Christmas treat, a futuretake/epilogue has just posted called Visions Of Sugar Plums.

The authors says: WARNING: This story contains schmaltz, sappiness, and generous doses of schmoop. Read at your own risk.  I say take the risk, you won’t regret it.

*click banner for a direct link*


I’m sure you are all familiar with The 12 Days of Christmas; it’s a wholesome song suitable for all the family.  The 12 Days Of Dickopotamus by ShinyVolvoLurver is anything but a wholesome fic suitable for all the family. LOL  It is rated M for a very good reason.

It starts with – On the 1st day of Christmas Edward gave to me….. Hot phone sex through a fucking Blackberry…. On the 2nd day of Christmas, Edward said to me… get over here I’m going to spank you over my knee……

And so it continues……

Edward has always been generous, more so at Christmas. Celebrate 12 days Edward style. Lemons from start, language, hot sex. For my Tweethearts! Really f’in hot stuff! I mean it, Lemons galore! A/H

Summary for The 12 Days Of Dickopotamus :“Edward has always been generous, more so at Christmas. Celebrate 12 days Edward style. Lemons from start, lang, hot sex. For my Tweethearts!Really f’in hot stuff! I mean it, Lemons galore! A/H

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Adventure – Chapters: 12 – Words: 23,333 – Reviews: 621 – Updated: 4-30-11 – Published: 12-10-09 – Edward & Bella – Complete”


Now for an entirely different take on The Twelve Days Of Christmas, we have Twelve Days of Christmas by twilover76. This seasonal story is told from alternating Edward and Bella points of view. It started posting on December 14th  /11 and posts a chapter a day, 12 chapters in total and will complete on December 25th itself.  Edward helps out at a homeless shelter as an act of kindness; little does he realize that not only will that small gesture be paid back ten-fold, it also holds the possibility of changing his life. It’s perfect reading for this time of year.

Ladling up another heap of mashed potatoes, I looked across the table at the next person waiting in line.

Sweet baby Jesus.

My heart skipped a beat as I stared into a pair of gorgeous brown eyes. They were deep, dark, captivating, and pulled me in completely. We may have only locked eyes for a second, but I knew their image would forever be burned in my memory.

Summary for Twelve Days of Christmas : “Bella is running from her past and Edward is deciding his future. The holiday season brings them together. Can two people from different worlds be happy together? AH/M

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Hurt/Comfort – Chapters: 9 – Words: 31,039 – Reviews: 355 – Updated: 12-22-11 – Published: 12-14-11 – Bella & Edward”


There is so much I could say about Willow, a delightful story, originally a Christmas One Shot, but now complete at 4 chapters.  All I will say however is the one thing that will guarantee your desire to read it – it is written by aftnoondlight (This is the collaboration account for jarkin33 phoebes.promise.)

Suddenly blinded by a menacing orange beam, I continued moving forward shielding my eyes with the back of my poodle ravaged hand.

“Edward? Is that you?” She asked as I approached.

“Yeah, sorry. My truck got stuck a ways back.”

She turned off the spotlight when I reached her. Although I didn’t think it was possible; she was more naturally stunning than she was ten years ago.

“Wait, Edward… Edward Cullen, from Mr. Varner’s biology class? Oh my god, how are you?”

“Good,” I replied stifling my euphoria. She remembered.

Summary for Willow: “First place winner in A Christmas to Remember contest – A quaint small town. A horse named Willow. Two lonely lovers. These are the ingredients of a DIVINE holiday romance.

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Humor – Chapters: 4 – Words: 21,883 – Reviews: 215 – Updated: 12-11-11 – Published: 3-4-11 – Edward & Bella – Complete” 

Note from MC: Willow holds a special place in my heart because this sweet story is where I discovered the two lovely, talented FanFiction authors, Jaime and Pheobe – aftnoondlightwho enthrall me, every time I read their works, with their creative and unique writing style. I followed Willow from the beginning; the first Winter chapter was posted last Christmas 2010. It is 4 wonderful chapters of romance and humour; each chapter being a new Season where we experience the love and relationship between Bella and Vetward! *swoon* 


In A Christmas Restoration by A Cullen Wannabe Bella is a New York Times bestselling author facing her first Christmas as a divorcee and without her children; what she does have is a very large chip on her shoulder and a case of writers block.

My tooth drew blood as I bit hard into my lip, my anger channeled into the delicate flesh. This was just another tick on the checklist of my shitty year. Cheating husband, check. Death of my father due to heart attack, check. Flighty Mother moving to Spain with her rich new husband in the midst of my turmoil, check. Messy divorce, check. Jackass ex moving off with his pregnant slut and abandoning my kids, check. Manipulated into driving them here because I absolutely refused to put them on a plane alone to fly all the way to Colorado, check. Pathetic human now stranded on the side of the road to become a human popsicle, leaving my kids to play second fiddle to the little bastard their father had with his ho, check.

What she needs is a strong, handsome, green-eyed man to come to her rescue, a muse if you will; right on cue enters stage right – Edward the National Park Ranger. Both Edward and Bella have suffered betrayal and have responsibilities to consider.  Will they take that leap of faith for themselves and each other? Esme and Carlisle are the perfect grandparent figures. Esme delights in playing matchmaker and nudges Bella to give Edward a chance. “For the first time since you were hurt, the both of you are actually living instead of simply existing.”  This is a heartwarming tale of love and family with a real feel-good factor even if Edward becomes a little sappy – “To quote a cheesy Tom Cruise movie, you complete me. I thought that line was so pathetic, but now I understand, Bella.”

Summary for A Christmas Restoration: “When single Mom, Bella, took her children to Colorado for their visitation with their father, she never dreamed she would find something unexpected in a winter storm. Can Edward heal Bella’s wounds and restore her faith in men, love, and herself?

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Hurt/Comfort/Romance – Chapters: 10 – Words: 46,708 – Reviews: 686 – Updated: 12-31-10 – Published: 12-18-10 – Bella & Edward – Complete”


What’s the best thing you have ever had in your mouth?  Imagine dark intense, creamy richness that starts out smooth and spreads, melting, sliding over your tongue with sensual passion, seeping into the inner soul of your being, permeating you with a sense of nirvana……I’m talking about chocolate ladies. Where I come from we have a tradition of gifting Selection Boxes at this time of year.  These are boxes containing an assortment of chocolate bars and treats.  Here is a Selection Box, made especially for you, with a wide variety of One Shots to cater to your every taste – vanilla to the more exotic. These delights are guaranteed to be calorie free, so dive in and indulge in a few and satisfy your appetite:

Secrets and Santas by stella luna sky

“When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.

Twilight – Rated: T – English – Romance – Chapters: 1 – Words: 6,595 – Reviews: 309 – Published: 12-17-09 – Bella & Edward – Complete”


Holiday Briefs by spanglemaker9

“One-Shot: Bella has one purpose in life- to make partner at her law firm by 35. She has no time for silly holidays and certainly no time for love. A handsome stranger at the office Christmas party intends to change that.

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance – Chapters: 1 – Words: 8,192 – Reviews: 202 – Published: 12-17-09 – Bella & Edward – Complete”


Mischief and Mistletoe by EzRocksAngel

“Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest/co written by edwardzukorocks & JDSK

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance – Chapters: 1 – Words: 10,942 – Reviews: 75 – Published: 12-12-08 – Bella & Edward – Complete”


Someone To Watch Over Me by sleepyvalentina 

“Christmas 1930. In New York City, food is scarce for humans but bountiful for vampires. One person’s blood calls to him above all others. He could take her life, or he could protect it. AU.

Twilight – Rated: T – English – Chapters: 1 – Words: 2,190 – Reviews: 117 – Published: 3-1-10 – Complete”


Christmas Don’t Be Late by justaskalice

“Bella never wants to hear another Christmas song as long as she lives, but coffee boy Edward has other plans. Written for the Broken Holiday Record Anonymous one-shot contest.

Twilight – Rated: T – English – Humor/Romance – Chapters: 1 – Words: 8,177 – Reviews: 70 – Published: 1-2-10 – Complete”


Jingle Bella by cosmogirl7481

“O/S Lonely and scorned, Bella is sarcastic and slightly bitter. A bad first date isn’t helping things. Will a stranger rub her in all the wrong ways…or all the right ones? Rated M for dirty talk and smut because I wrote it. AH ExB

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Humor – Chapters: 1 – Words: 11,655 – Reviews: 172 – Published: 12-23-10 – Bella & Edward – Complete”


Conversations With A Stranger by BittenBee

“Journeying to their families on Christmas Eve, two strangers cross paths, undergoing obstacles and finding a rare connection along the way. Life is one long conversation. 1st Place Winner for the Anything Goes Under The Mistletoe contest. Rated T

Twilight – Rated: T – English – Romance/Adventure – Chapters: 1 – Words: 11,762 – Reviews: 57 – Published: 1-1-10 – Bella & Edward – Complete”


Edward’s Twelve Days of Christmas by scattered21

“Jasper is a sales clerk in the men’s department of a major NYC retailer. Edward is a lonely boy in need of some boxers. Slash. Romance. Language.

Twilight – Rated: T – English – Romance/Humor – Chapters: 1 – Words: 7,092 – Reviews: 23 – Published: 12-16-10 – Edward & Jasper – Complete”


Edward, my very favourite of Santa’s little helpers, wants to join me in wishing all those who celebrate Christmas and all of you those who don’t, peace in your hearts and joy in your lives.  Nollaig Shona Dhuit.


I would like to say a heart-felt Thank You to Cared, who has gone above and beyond to help me acquire excellent material for FanFiction Fridays Guest Review Weeks, while I am recovering. She is such a wonderful lady and a truly dear friend! 

Please share with us what has been owning you in the FanFiction world this week leading up to the Holidays! Cared has wonderful taste in FanFicition, so I plan on enjoying all of the lovely Holiday recs above! I have read Do Over and Willow in the past, and totally agree, they are both excellent fics!




Filed under Edward A M Cullen, Fan Fiction Friday, Fan Fiction Friday Guest Review, Fan Fiction Recs, FFF Library, Happy Robmas, Twilight, Writing

19 responses to “FanFiction Fridays – Happy Holidays!

  1. Wow, Cared!! You really went above and beyond here! Great job 🙂 I have a couple of these on my TBR list, Willow and Do Over, and now I’m even more excited to read them! Planes, Trains and Automoblies sounds great too. Good thing I have the next few days off to read a few!

    I’m still reading CaraNo’s I Remember December and am loving it!

    And also read Outside the Box by SexyLexiCullen
    The snark on this story is just pure WIN!!! If you want something a little light hearted and fun, than this is a great one.

  2. kalaekalae

    So good… thank you ;o)
    Happy Christmas ladies…

  3. Thank you MC for the excuse, as if I needed one, to read through such wonderful seasonal fanfic. I enjoyed the pleasure of the company of Santa little helpers too! Happy Reading Ladies.

  4. ilovealion

    Well, well, well. You went above and beyond the call of duty with this post, sweets. Holy Crow… We have awesome stories. We have banners and blinkies. We have chocolate fics and hilarious Elfward vidoes to keep us laughing.


    Thanks so much for enduring the hardship of reading soooo many fics. lol I can’t wait to dive in to all the goodies. Maybe I can work my way through a few of them to keep me in the holiday spirit while i’m at the in-laws house. Can you say Yipee for me? (Yes, this statement is laced with sarcasm).

    Thanks so much for all you do for the fic world. You really are a Jane of all trades, huh?

    I heart you. You know this.

    To all my fellow RA readers and fic h00rs: Have a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I’m gonna be in the boonies for a few days, so I may not get the opportunity to post again until after Christmas.

  5. simplydazzled1

    Well that’s me sorted for xmas reading. Thanks so much for all the recs xx

  6. newyorkkisses

    Hi ladies!

    Wow, Cared, I’m completely floored and giddy over all of these recs! I started reading at the beginning of your post, read on and on and the fics kept coming as I scrolled down, lol. Thank you so much for providing us with so many fic recs for the holiday season, bb. 🙂

    I’ve been quite busy with christmas preparations and didn’t have as much time for reading as usual, but I’ve been completely pwned by “Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl” this week, which was rec’d to me by abcoolie. I’m so in love with this fic, it’s very different. The summary really describes it well, it’s Twi meets Cruel Intentions and Gossip Girl. Damn, these kids can be mean, if they want to, never up to any good. 😉 And in addition to a rich Assholeward it has a Badass Bella in it, which is a very enjoyable change to the usual characterization.
    Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je croix. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all.” all-human.
    Twilight – Rated: M – English – Drama/Angst – Chapters: 21 – Words: 115,727 – Reviews: 3648 – Updated: 7-31-09 – Published: 9-27-08 – Complete

    And the outtakes:
    Tanqueray & Tonic and Other Assorted Cocktales
    side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well… sexytimes.
    Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Humor – Chapters: 9 – Words: 24,248 – Reviews: 495 – Updated: 7-31-09 – Published: 11-6-08

    Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! See you next week. 🙂


  7. miniaturemom12

    Wow! Great job, Cared! Those recs went on forever.
    And all complete! Downloaded!
    Thanks and Happy Holidays to all.

  8. Hey there- thank so much for your wonderful rec of Do Over… and I’ll be checking out some of those other stories as well.

    Great job – looking forward to reading your recs! 🙂

    Happy Holidays to al!


    • Thank you for visiting Rob Attack Tkegl. You are most welcome for the rec, Cared did a lovely job. I have been a huge fan of your writings for some time now; Do Over is a wonderful story, one of the first I read. I do FanFic recs here every Friday. Happy Holidays to you too!

    • Do Over is a beautiful read so I’m happy to rec it to all, thanks Tkegl.

      Happy Holidays to you too!

  9. Hi Ladies

    Cared, what great reviews my love – you have a knack for them. Can you believe I have not read any of these. And I was just whinging the other day about not having any good stories to read, so there you go. I have had “Do Over” on my list for ages – it sounds so good.

    As Cared knows (and I know she has been doing the same thing) we are still reading our way through Actorward stories and boy, now that we are getting down to the last of them, well, lets put it this way, they ain’t that good! After starting a couple of them and only lasting a couple of chapters, I had to go and read something new and this week it was:

    A Thousand Leaves by BellaSunshine *complete* Many of you, I know have read this, as I got the rec from several of our regular ladies and I have been holding off on reading this story, as I was not sure about the premise of the story – Summary: Isabella Swan grew up as the best friend of Alice Cullen, younger sister of Edward Cullen, who was never nice to Bella despite her being an “honorary Cullen.” Everything changes when Edward is sent to prison for the murder of Bella’s mother.

    Well, after reading the first few chapters I was hooked, and I read to the wee hours of the morning and even snuck some chapters in at work . I can’t recommend this story enough, it is a fabulous read. Very OOC, but nonetheless, a really great story.

    Also, I am a very happy lady today, as Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday updated today. Gawd, I love that story. What a great Christmas Present.

    Have a lovely Christmas, ladies and I look forward to talking fics throughout 2012!

    Hugs! AV

    • Let your whinging be over Ally, there’s plenty here to choose from. As usual I have to agree with you my twi-fic twin, A Thousand Leaves is a really great unusual story. As for FFSG&SG you know I love that too, the appearance in the update of the green-eyed monster was very hot indeed.

  10. Thank you Rob Attack FFF and MC and contributors and a belated Merry Christmas!!! xoxo from melbie

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