RobsFan~tasy
Yeah you know where I’m going and you know what you gotta “Du.”
CHECK LIST:
1) Steel reinforced shmanties…Check!
2) Shamwow…Check!
3) Fan for vajayjay…Check!
4) Seatbelt…Check!
5) Protective head gear, just in case…Check!
6) Bucket to catch drool…Check!
7) Protective cover for keyboard…Check!
8) Fire extinguisher…Check!
9) Porn~folio at the ready for sharing…Check!
10) Cold drink…Check!
11) Muffle or Gag if you are at work to keep the moans from escaping and causing suspicious glares in your direction…Check!
12) Knee pads for bowing down to the great Melbie Toast in gratitude for all the pics I stole Borrowed from her tumblr…Check!
13) Paper bag for hyperventilating *thanksRobbieElise for this visual LOL and the next*…Check!
14) Hubs, BF or favorite toy on stand~by!…Check!
For those of you who have been hiding under a rock, been too busy with RL shizz,
Now let’s Du it!
IN
I wanna Kiss the boo boo's away!
Now this song is older than dirt but under the circumstances I’m sure you will agree the words are going to be what we are all going to be singing when (IF) we ever get to see this movie…
Yeah, DU that to me one (a million) more times.
Whatch planning to DU there Uma? Hhhmmmm???
F*cking Sexpenders FTMFW!!
F*cking Sexpenders FTMFW!!
This post is gonna get you wet one way or another!
I think this calls for a little Rhianna don’t you?
That's it Baby, Take it all off! Better yet, Let me DU it for you!!
Yeah, give me half a chance and I'll put a bigger smile than that on your face Rob!
A woman could happily drown in those blue eyes! *swoon*
Is that an invitation to sit on your lap? YES PLEASE! Squeeeee.... We can talk about the first thing that pops UP! *snickers*
UNF! Could you imagine holding that chin/jaw in your hands and staring DOWN *ahem* into those eyes! DED!
OH! Those Blue eyes again! Have mercy on me Rob!
Tickets to Bel Ami anyone?
I don’t know what else to tell you ladies besides this…
RobsFan~tasy
**Special thanks to Melbie Toast, InRobWeLust, IceAngel 34, and Pull My Daisy Too for having such great tumblrs for our perving pleasure!***
rita01tx
RobsFan-tasy
Rob Attack 
I’ve said it many times…I feel like I’ve been waiting most of my adult life for this movie! And now that it’s here, well, it ISN’T here….at least not in the US!! Bel Ami is playing hard to get with us! Pretty hot and sexy of you, Rob. You sure know how to get us all hot and bothered.. The long wait will be soooo worth it, tho. Just the little snippets that we’ve been given have made me squirm with Roblust!!! I am going right now to assemble my DuRob Survival Kit as you outlined above so I’m ready the minute we get the word. I think I’ll add a sleeping bag to the list as I plan on camping out in the theater for the first week or two. And don’t forget a good supply of batteries…….just sayin’……….
Brilliant, beautiful post, bb.
Oh Thank You Maggie. But I have to Thank RFM for the post Idea!! Which I neglected to do in the actual Post! Sorry BB DuRob got me dstracted LOL For reals! I lost all train of thought looking at those pics (42 in total) and had to ask Rita for her help as well!! So thank you both!!!
I think If I had been Robsessed before Twilight I would have wanted to see this more than Twilight and surprisingly no, not because of the sex scenes LOL but because i think this will really show his acting range and amazing talent even more so tha WFE. He is going to run himself and us through the full gambit of emotions in this movie and it just may set him totally free of the twilight!! Hopefully it will earn him the respect as an actor he truly deserves!
The Survival kit i a must LOL I just might have to do a post on that one alone!
You are very welcome!! I’m just glad I get to enjoy the benefits. And I love the Uma gif, I almost used that in the Wandering lips post! HAWT
God RF, you just killed me!! I can’t wait, thank you so much :)! Now, i’ve got to get ready for work, great…
My pleasure MDOS believe me!! Have a great day!
I feel a little sick (some virus, I think), but I swear you made me happy with this post. Those gifs and pics are the hottest of the hottest… wow. Thanks!
HI exaltada BB! Sorry you are feeling bad. it’s going around everywhere here too. Maybe you need a dose of Dr. Rob *snickers* Feel better soon.
Mmmm… DuRob totally owns me!!!! Thanks for this yummy treat before work. Of course I don’t know how I will be functioning now with visions of DuRob floating in my head 🙂
first Tattward and now DuRob?? h00r down in ND!!! call the Robmedics…now to relive the glory that is my Principe della Mafia *sigh*
That’s why we call it Rob Attack BB! LOL we keep the paddles ready, the Robemedics on standby and Pattinson General Hospital on speed dial! LOL
Me to lovinrob! me too! Well you just keep that sexy face in your mind and you will just drift through your day!
I have three days to survive until I see it and I was just about hanging in there until I saw this post. Please for my sanity, I need a moratorium on Bel Ami posts until after Sunday otherwise I won’t be in a fit state to be allowed into the cinema. You think I’m joking!
Great post RFT.
Just What “IT” are you refferring to Cared? Bel Ami or Rob Arse? LOL
Since I am so jealous that you get to see it and I don’t I have no choice but t occupy myself with these…
And In motion is always good…
IT is the costumes and set design obviously. LOL
Sure it is *wink wink*
I just can’t get enough!
OH! Maybe that Third one should have come with a warning! *POOF*
Don’t kill the girl before she gets to see the movie, RF!!! We need her to be able to report back to us unlucky folks who live in the frickin USA.
nope, not bitter at all. lol
You should talk GF! You’ve seen him in person, touched him, smelled him, breathed the same air as him. have I told you lately that I hate you? (LOL just joking! You knows I love you, just jealous as hell!)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4zdxl2g71qdmki0o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1329529367&Signature=fsZoA2FbaL7O32ooWYWIA80n2yU%3D (from Melbie’s stash)
Um, it is totes appropriate to get a passport drive, fly, swim thousands of miles to see thePretty in person. It is NOT okay to have to do that to see a movie that the rest of the world gets to see!!!
I saw that pic on facebook! The words are so beautiful. And yes, next time I’m going for the HUG!!!! He looks like he is an awesome hugger.
Cared: You’ll have to describe everything in full detail for your poor, deprived (and depraved) sister hoors here in the US. We’ll have to live (or die) this one through your eyes!
IKR It’s SO Unfair!!! and to think he was in LA so close to you and remained under the radar! Damn it all to Hell and at the same time, GO ROB!!!
IKR?? I’m happy for him that he does such a good job of hiding, but at the same time……3 blocks away??? …..THREE BLOCKS AWAY!!!! And I didn’t even think about it til later that I was in a store where he has been seen shopping in the past. Can you imagine if I had looked up and there he was, thumbing through racks of shiteous “vintage” T-shirts?? It would have been (take your pick): Stone statue? Fainting? Screaming? Wetting my shmanties? Jumping his bones? Whichever, I’m sure he would have turned and run out of there as fast as those wonky legs would take him!
I’d take up residence in that store if it was me LOL whichever you did I’m sure he would grin, run his hand through his non existent hair (* 😦 *)and then come give you a hug. But I knows You would/wil do the appropriate thing. You did at the premiere! I know you hand to reign in your wandering hand LOL but you managed! OH did I tell you? I framed my autographed picture and it now sits on my night stand. Also my sister printed out melbies christmas pic of him and it sits on a shelf in my bed room and then she took my fav B&W Pic and blew it up and it is now in an 8X10 frame on the wall right beside my bed.
The appropriate thing? She may have held it together at the premiere, after a careful eye from Dean. But she totes did not hold it together at Kimmel! I think I’m still bruised from her excitement, lol.
rf: Sounds like you have yourself surrounded by Rob goodness/hotness to rock you to sleep every night! (Or is it to “inspire you” as you get all cozy under your blankie??)
and rfm: Maybe you’re back/butt troubles began when I mauled you at Jimmy Kimmel! Maybe something got jolted out of whack!
Do not fear – I expect there will be no shutting me up about it.
we’re totes ok with that cared! Bring it on BB!
Look who landed in Berlin and gave me a special hello!!!
Thanks Mags, for the heads up!!
Love the way he holds *AHEM* things.
I KNOW!!! The fingers and lips is a deadly combo!
Is that the same mustard yellow duffle he’s been carrying for years? I can’t tell if it is mustard yellow or a light tan in those pics.
It looks pretty similar. Maybe it is now tan from the lack of washing and the many, many uses.
OK, seriously, all you PattinHoors, how could one man be so f’ing pretty? Not fair….not fair…..Rob, you own us!!!!
Can’t wait to see what the (non) hair looks like in Berlin!
xoxoSus
IKR? if I was half as pretty as Rob I’d be rich and famous too LOL
I was hoping the hair would have grown out more by now but…Nope 😦
HOLY F*CKING HELL, what a post!! *wipes drool off chin & runs off to change shamanties* Oh Boss, I love that list! LMAO so true. God, this movie is gonna kill this h00r *sigh* Can’t wait! ❤
*HUGE GRINS* Glad you liked it. I didn’t even use all my pics. WP Must be a girl cause she kept jamming all my words together and tossing out the pics that didn’t actually have Rob in them LOL not to mention there are three pervy captions I tried to attach to the Uma gif and WP wouldn’t allow it. Yup! WP is definately female LOL
The list wsn’t even planned. it was a moments inspiration and I Love it LOL I’m sure our girls could find a thing or two to add to it though.
OH MY!!! Holly Hell!! He is HOT! I can not wait until Bel Ami is released in the US and hopefully on DVD too:)
AMEN SISTA!!! a must watch with the hubs, BF or alone. A must not watch with the kiddies even if they are adults LOL
OOOOOh, my darlings, I am soooo glad I am only visiting RA at night lying alone in my comfy waterbed yup! totes glad the edges are padded coz I almost rolled right onto the floor! (better add to the list: pillow/padding on floor just in case you fall out of bed!) And I got a shout out, wow!! I truly feel like family now! I had my Robporn open & added to it, thanks, MelbieToast! Isn’t he lovely? Brilliant work, ladies all! I am so sorry (not!)-obviously, my mind plus Rob is a very very naughty place..now I’m infecting others! Bad girl, RobbieElise! Bad! Do we need Fifty to deal with you with his own hands? Yes, yes we Du! *moans ecstatically*
We have our very own Red Room of Pain here at the RA mansion. Fourth floor, all the way down the hall. You may have to get the key from someone though. Unless you’ve been really naughty, then Rob will be there as soon as he’s done in Berlin to open the doors for you.
Heh heh like I said, Just DU it!
Keep calm???? You want me to KEEP CALM? After seeing all this DuRob hotness? Shizz….when is this damn movie coming out in the U.S.??? I absolutely cannot wait…..I’ve been dreaming about this damn movie!!!! Need nekkid DuRob NOW!
(Sorry, I’m a little overwrought!)……*tee-hee!
xoxoSus
LOL Totally understandable considering it’s DuRob! We are all a little over wrought.
I hold, in my hot little hands, a ticket to see the pre-Premier (?) of Bel Ami in Amsterdam on Sunday!!! Squeeeee! Needless to say, replies to comments on Sensual Sunday might be delayed *snickers!*
It would be heaven if Rob could be there, but I know he won’t be.
Never mind, I’ll just drool over DuRob for a couple of hours…and forever more thereafter!
L-U-C-K-Y!!!!
For those of you on facebook, I just wanted to pimp this page.
https://www.facebook.com/bringusbelami
They are trying to bring Bel Ami to the US/Canada. The more likes they get, the more attention this will bring!!! So like the page 🙂