Sensual Sunday ~ Through the Looking Glass!

Well, good afternoon, ladies!

This has been one helluva week, hasn’t it?  Were you all as shakey and nervous as I was to see Rob again, after so long?

And, all of a sudden, there he was! Girdin’ his loins, as it were, and ready to dive into promotin’ his ass off for Cosmopolis *THUD!*

Rob quote: “I don’t have awkward moments. I have an awkward life, occasionally interrupted by normalcy.”

Lookin’ all fine and fit, if a trifle thinner than I remember…AND the wonky legs are BACK!

We’ll get to the premier of Cosmopolis another time, cause I’ve got some photos in my head from the Good Morning America show that will explain the title of my post!

Arrivin’ at the GMA building, Rob was hustled from the car by his ever present security team.

But, I think Rob had failed to anticipate the hords of screamin’ fans waitin’ on him LOL!  {Aw, crap! I just spotted that triangle of Happy Trail *THUD!*}

This guy was glued to Rob’s side 24/7 the whole week! {Wonder how much weight he lost tryin’ to keep up *gigglesnort!*}

{*GAH!* TonguePorn alert!} Rob was like a vampire…feedin’ off the energy of all the adorin’ women waitin’ for a chance to grab him {they wish}!!!

Hell’n if it was me, I’d be scared shitless!  This particularly avid fan musta been stalkin’ him all over NYC, cause I spotted her when he arrived at the Museum of Modern Art for the premier, too!

And here’s what I mean by “Through the Looking Glass!” Someone took photos from outside lookin’ in and the effect gives Rob an ethereal beauty that does my head somethin’ fierce! {Bet that girl’s hands were tremblin’ so bad, it took her a lot longer to hook him up than it should have LMAO! OR, maybe she made it last as long as possible!?!?! I know I would have *snickers!*}

It must be kinda like Alice climbin’ through the lookin’ glass into an alternate reality for Rob to be yanked so abruptly from solitude to chaos in a heartbeat!

I swear, I’m seein’ stars just lookin’ at him!!!

And his adorable man giggle makes my lady bits tingle LOL!

Am I completely crazy for bein’ so Robsessed that watchin’ him do somethin’ as simple as drinkin’ a cup of coffee warms my heart? If so, then I completely own it…I AM crazy!

Don’t know ’bout you, but I’m lovin’ Rob’s longer hair! {That little forehead pluck tryin’ to escape? *squeee!*}

Imma just lose myself in Rob’s eyes for a while…

Sorry, still lost *gigglesnort!*

Could Rob be more adorable?

Why, yes he can!!!

And then, that buttfaced, swarmy presenter {don’t remember his name…don’t care to} addressed the “elephant in the room!”

“What do you want your fans to know about what’s going on in your personal life?”

Well, Rob thought about it for a second…

Looked out the window at his fans… {thank you, Sista Melbie, for this devine B/W of Rob’s profile *swoon!*}

{God, I hate that ScumDude made him so uncomfortable!}

“I guess…”

And then, our sweet man came up with the perfect answer!!!

“I want my fans to know that…Cinnamon Toast Crunch only has 30 calories a bowl.” {In case WP super minimizes these 2 gifs!}

And there you have it!  Ain’t none of our business…never has been…never will be!!!

Here’s hopin’ all you ladies in the good ol’ US of A can find a theatre near you to see Cosmopolis! Supportin’ Rob’s career is where we need to be concentratin’ all our energy!

Happy Sunday, y’all!




Filed under Cosmopolis, Fingerporn, Sensual Sunday, Stunning

34 responses to “Sensual Sunday ~ Through the Looking Glass!

  1. Great post Lovey, as always 😉

  2. nebfan51

    Thank you for sharing these pics! Ya – the pretty boy did look a little leaner than in the recent past – but still BEAUTIFUL!!! Loved Melbie’s black and whites – especially the thoughtful one – a little finger porn:)

    • rita01tx

      Some absolutely stunnin’ pics were taken of Rob this week, Nebfan darlin! Melbie rocks at makin’ ’em even more stunnin’ LOL! Don’t know what we’d do without her…don’t wanna find out!!

  3. what can i say? he is just so damn beautiful.

    • rita01tx

      Ain’t it the truth, Natalie darlin’? Rob does sometimes leave us scramblin’ for just the right words to express ourselves!

  4. naughtyhisbella

    Terrific post! I already have our tickets to see Cosmopolis in Chi-Town! Can’t wait to see this film.

    • rita01tx

      Oh! Come back and let us know what you think! I saw it earlier this year here in Holland and it stunned me to my DNA LMAO!!!

      • naughtyhisbella

        I will totally let you know!!!

      • naughtyhisbella

        RL has been moving at a fast clip around here and I haven’t been able to come back and tell you what I thought of Cosmopolis.
        I LOVED IT! I think Cronenberg hit the nail on the head casting Rob as Eric. Rob played this complex character with so much intensity. My fav part of the movie? Benno & Eric. I loved the whole thing but that last 20 minutes? Dayum! We had this little old couple in front of us and all they did was snicker through out the whole movie. We laughed too but they were doing it the whole time. There were times were it was the 7 of us and just them laughing at things. The sex scene? Um…yeah. I needed a shamwow and hoped and prayed the guy sitting a seat away couldn’t see me rubbing my thighs together. two h00r thumbs up for Rob & Cosmopolis!

        • rita01tx

          IKR? The Benno & Eric scene was all kinds of awesome, both through the dialogue and their acting! Rob’s shock and pain at shooting his own hand was totally believable! And, yeah, the sex scene with Kendra *POOF!* Tumblr is absolutely thick with gifs of that scene LOL!

  5. somanywards

    Thank you Rita!
    Love these pics*
    *Cinnamon Toast Crunch* for the WIN xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

    • rita01tx

      Could he have come up with a more appropriate response? I near fell off my chair from laughin’! Guess he told ScumDude, didn’t he?

  6. I Love this post! 30 calories! BWhahahaha gotta love that man! and do not even get me started on the blue suit and f*ckin hair porn! if my keyboard gets any wetter from drool ~no really it’s drool! LOL~ it will stop working all together. my six and nine already gave up! LMAO sixty nine done exhausted bwahahaha

    • rita01tx

      Swear to God, RF darlin’! We got it ALL during this promo tour!!! Rob is one amazin’ man!

    • shoegal2547

      LMAO – 6-9! The man is simply G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S! 😛
      30 calories, more into the 1500-1700 range – I can’t just eat one…gotta have the whole thing!

      • rita01tx

        Truer words were never spoken, Shoegal darlin’! And he seems to get MORE and MORE gorgeous all.the.time!!! I’m in this for the long haul, I tell you!
        “Nothin’ you can say can tear me away from my guy!” LMAO!

  7. Love you, Rita. Your pictures, your captions, but mostly, your respect and love for the man.

    • rita01tx

      BOH darlin’! You always make me blush with your compliments! Rob deserves all the love and respect he can get from all of us!

  8. love this post! I swear our beautiful boyfriend just gets dreamier every day . . .

    • rita01tx

      Thanks, TeamRob darlin’! He really really does! Maturity sits well on his broad shoulders {*groan!*}, we will get glimpses of the boyish charm I hope he never grows out of! AND love live unfiltered Rob LMAO!!!

  9. eewee333

    Great post Rita, as always. You had a lot to work with this past week with all his appearances. Loved the blue suit, face scruff, Edward hair at the Cosmo premier. I think he look absolutely fabulous considering his previous two weeks. If you haven’t seen it yet, watch his MTV interview with Josh H. 30 minutes of Rob “the adorkable” Pattinson. That is the most relaxed I have seen him in any interview so far.

    And Melbie…they wrote a song for you “Nobody Does It Better”. You are the queen of pic edits. 😉

  10. shoegal2547

    Leave your hat on Rob…

  11. exaltada

    Great post, as ever, bb ;). I love those “beyond the glass” pics. Rita, I really agree with you, once more. Rob´s fans doesn´t have to know nothing about his personal life. Is because we call it “personal”, not public. Is a normal thing we are interested about knowing a lot of things of him, though we have to keep in mind that we don´t have the right to know it. Isn´t it? Too many fans don´t get it. And I ´m afraid a lot of these gossipfans won´t support him by the only way a fan can do: by watching his new movie on the cinema.

    • rita01tx

      Exaltada darlin’, we can’t help thinkin’ we “know” Rob, at least a little bit, from watching such wonderful interviews as he did with MTV’s John Horowitz and Jimmy Kimmel, where he entrances us with glimpses of himself, without giving away anything of a deeply personal nature. Plus, you never know if anything coming out of his mouth is true or not…he loves to shock people LMAO!!!
      We can’t help being bombarded with all the gossip shit on the internet and it’s only human for us to hurt when we think he’s hurting. But, that’s just it…we only THINK we know what’s going on. It’s none of our business. Still, we support Rob in the only way we officially can, by going to see his films and buying the DVD’s when they come out.
      That being said, it was a great RobWeek and a happy, giggly Rob is what we all love to see!

      • exaltada

        yes, Rita, that ´s what I wanted to say… we can love him, his jokes and his smiles, we can imagine what kind of person he is (a wonderful person, I bet). But I was only saying that I hate when people think they know him and have te right to intrude in his life only because he´s an actor. This was a great week because we saw him smile again. My sweet boy is a little more slim, So I´d like to tell him: Rob, if you read this, come to Barcelona. My mom cooks a delightful paella, and if you love it I can try learn to cooking it properly ;). You´re invited, too, rita XDD

        • rita01tx

          Wouldn’t that be something? Rob sitting down in your kitchen to eat your Mom’s paella? That, I’d love to see…in person LOL!
          Baby, Rob don’t even need any of those gossipfans that feed off his life outside his movies. He’s got plenty enough of us without them!!!

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