Monday Madness ~ Thrill Me Thursday 4 of 4 posts!

I darted into a dark alley. With every heartbeat, I knew he was growing closer and closer, so I took another step back, farther and farther into the alley. I realized with sudden horror that this was the very same alley he had come from earlier today. I spun around, horrified to find large egg shaped shell thingies all over the alley. Large enough to hold a human being. Large enough to hold a man! One of the pods made a cracking noise and I plastered myself against the wall, away from it. A neon green light appeared over the pod, illuminating it enough for me to see what was happening all too clearly. I couldn’t believe my eyes!

This is where they were coming from! When one of the Robs was revealed to the waist, I just couldn’t look anymore. I turned my head away, coming face-to-face with the source of the neon green light. It hung in mid-air over the “new Rob” and it was looking directly at me!


I could hear myself screaming, my heart racing…

~ o ~

I sat bolt upright…safe in my own bed! It was a dream! It was all just a dream! I wrapped my arms around my knees and couldn’t resist the urge to laugh at myself! WTF was I so scared of? It was every Rob girl’s dream to have Rob all to herself and I had just dreamed up the perfect scenario! I laughed again at the memory of the dream.

“Honey, you all right in there?” I heard my husband call from the bathroom.

“Yeah, babe…just another wild and weird dream from my overactive imagination,” I told him as he sauntered out of the bathroom and  stepped up to the bed.  A large towel was wrapped loosely around his waist while he rubbed his head with another one to dry his wet hair.

“Was I in this dream?” he asked.

I looked up and smiled at him as he removed the towel from his head and wrapped it around his neck. I caught a glimpse of myself in the dresser mirror. I was stunned at my husbands “New Look.” And then, I saw my reflection grin wickedly back at me. I tore the towel from around his waist and tossed it across the room. Quickly grabbing both ends of the towel around his neck, I giggled as I pulled him down onto the bed with me.

“Nah, babe. This dream was about aliens,” I told him.


Have you Checked your husband/Boyfriend lately???????? Bwahahahahaha

Hope you all Enjoyed my little foray into Madness this week!

Much Love to you all,


                                             “We all go a little Mad sometimes.”


Filed under Because he gives us a Reason to smile., Because I CAN!, in my dreams, it's true, Just For Shizz and Giggles, Monday Madness, My Brand of Heroin, Thrill Me Thursday, We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes, WTF?

18 responses to “Monday Madness ~ Thrill Me Thursday 4 of 4 posts!

  1. rita01tx

    Meanwhile, on the other side of town, Rita pushes her way out the revolving doors of her apartment building, juggling her keys, handbag and a travel mug of coffee…

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    “AAAAAARRRRRGGGGUUHH!” she screams, dropping everything in her hands before falling to the sidewalk in a dead faint!

  2. clairebamboozle

    In some quiet little corner of the UK, under grey skies a lonely Robsessed girl (Okay, maybe girl is a stretch… no tittering) falls to her knees. Lacing her fingers together and raising them to the heavens with pleading eyes, hoping upon hope that the alien invasion makes it across the pond……..

  3. Promise me RFT, that you will never change. Loved it all! LMAO

  4. LOVE IT!!! When you get inside a Writer’s brain, you may never come out…somewhere in the deep dark caverns of my brain I’ve trapped probably a thousand different Robs! How about that for a story eh?! Invasion of the Rob Snatchers!!! All waiting until the night comes, when they shall do the bidding of my subconscious…is it me or is it getting a bit Ridley Scott in here?!! Hope everyone is well, I I miss the fun!!! xoxo

    • rita01tx

      RF certainly has ME trapped in her bwainz, Lauren darlin’! I won’t let anyone else touch her shit…uh, stuff…{crap!}…writing! You know what I mean LOL!

      • UM…WOO HOO! WATCH THE HANDS THERE RITA!!! LMAO You knows it’s deep and dark and verra verra weird in my bwains ain”t it Rita!?! you all have no idea of the kind of things i’ve thought about posting or the stories i’ve got plotting in there! you’ll be lucky if Rita comes out of this sane! it’s too late for me but i like it! *snickers*

    • Hey TMM! Nice to see you here again! Glad you liked the post{s} It was running rampant in my head for a long time and it just had to get out!

  5. haystackhair

    OMG LMAO!! I have been laughing all week, just finally found two secs to log in and let you know how freakin funny you are, and how DED I am over that last pic. THUD!

    • rita01tx

      I love it when RF goes a little mad sometimes LMAO! Glad you liked it, Haystack darlin’!

    • HSH!! glad to see you Darlin!!! Thrilled that you liked it and that you took the time to say hey and let us know!!! MWAH! Me? Funny? you won’t believe this but i never thought of myself as a funny person! But i am glad that you all get me! Oh that last pic… yeah ella LaStrange was something wasn’t she??? *gigglesnort!* just kidding. I LOVE a giggly Rob and a nekked giggly Rob in Bed is all kinds of WIN!!!

  6. eewee333

    Oh RF, if only dreams could come true….*sigh* Great story BTW and loved that last picture…just wow!!

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