Thrilling Thursday

Hello Everybody *waves*


Good morning ladies.

I’m bringing you this special Thrilling Thursday post because I have a secret I want to share with you all.

So Grab a cup of coffee, sit back and let me tell you all about it.

Yeah that’s right it’s big, it’s bigger than Big, it’s HUGE! {No I am NOT talking about the Peen~this time hehehe}

You might be right about that Rob cause this post is about our very own Rita01tx! You see, Rita’s been a little stressed lately.

She’s been Really over loaded at work and it’s just gotten to be too much!

She didn’t have much time time to read FF and she barely has time to perv on Rob!

So what’s a Rob hOOr to do?

What else…


And so she is doing just that! This Friday will be her very last day of work! What do you think about THAT Rob?

Yeah really! It’s true! You like that idea don’t you Rob?

And do you know what she is going to do with all of her new found free time? Spend it on You of course!

Oh Rob! You know she Lurves you!!!

So Rita, since you are retiring, we got you a few gifts! First, we got you a party tiara for your Retirement “Party.”

And Your office sent a Cake over just for you!

{What does GTFO Mean exactly? *innocentlook*}

Then we got you a T shirt…

And Claire sent a Stripper over just for you!

And since we know Wet Rob is your absolute favorite, Clairebamboozle and I ran out and got you a few Wet Robs to play with.

This one is from Claire!

But there just isn’t enough room in that tub for two so I got you this one.

But Baby, You know your my Bestie and you know I’d never let you down so I got you the best gift of all!

Good only in the RROP! For use ONLY with RP!

So Girls Lets raise our glasses and toast To Rita’s Retirement…

Here’s to You Rita! “Bottoms Up!” LOL

I’ve drank to your health in taverns,
I’ve drank to your health in my home,
I’ve drank to your health so damn many times,
I believe I’ve ruined my own!

May your liquor be cold,
May your men be hot.
And may your troubles slide off of you
Slicker than snot.

The test of Gold is Fire
The test of Truth is Time
The test of God’s love are the heavens above
And everything sublime
Treasures in life are many,
Dreams realized but few
But I know the test of God’s goodness
Is when he gave me a friend like you.

Congratulations & Much Love to You Rita!



**Special Thanks to Clairebamboozle for all her help in finding the right gifs! 🙂  You’re a doll!!!**


Filed under Because he gives us a Reason to smile., Because I CAN!, For Rita, Friends, it's true, Rob Pattinson, We Got Your Back!

24 responses to “Thrilling Thursday

  1. congrats rita! i hope you thoroughly enjoy your stress free, rob perving devoted time. best of luck to you, mate.

  2. Happy Retirement Rita! ‘Get yourself FREE siesta’…FREE I say!û

  3. rita01tx

    RF!! Claire!!! You sneaky li’l hOOrs!!!!!!! This was a TOTAL surprise…a WONDERFUL surprise! Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you!!!!
    I look forward to lots of pervin’ time when I get back from Texas {Dec. 2nd}! Lots of time to read FF {hell’n I might even write some *wink*}!
    And, of course, there WILL be siesta’s here ‘n there!!
    Love you guys hard! MWAH!!!

  4. clairebamboozle

    Rita!!! Congratulations on your great escape. I may not have known you as long as Rf and some of the other girls, but I am honored to count you as one of my best friend

    Rita decided enough was enough
    it was time to give her old job the push.

    She was fed up with Bosses and telephone calls
    She’d was sick of looking at the same four walls.

    She’s served her sentence, done her time
    It’s not even like she’d committed a crime.

    This Texan girl caused a stir and then some
    When she first burst in with her Yeehaw’s and Dayum.

    But now she’s had enough of all of that
    Time to hang up her working hat.

    She’s sorted her finances just in time
    ‘Cause a girl can’t live on one thin dime.

    Now what will she do with the time on her hands?
    I’ve no idea, but I’m sure she’s made plans
    She’ll have more time for reading and writing for sure
    RF ‘n’ I’ll keep her busy, with edits galore.

    She’ll have loads of free time for new posts on Rob Attack
    So there’l be no tears there that we’ll have to choke back.

    And now that works not in the way
    She’s off to Texas with a Way hey hey!

    Being retired has got its perks,
    no more dealing with bosses quirks.

    So good luck baby, enjoy your new life
    it’s got to be better without all that strife.

    And without the confines of a job
    you can sit all day and ogle Rob.
    Enjoy it BB, you deserve it. Hugs XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  5. Congratulations and Happy Retirement dear Rita!! I’m so happy you finally got your priorities straight; ROB COMES FIRST! *lewd wink* Seriously, I adore you and I’m wishing you all the best in this exciting new chapter of your life. Enjoy lovey! xoxoxoxo

    • rita01tx

      Thanks, Deb darlin’! You’re damned right…ROB COMES FIRST! I’m sooo looking forward to havin’ lots more time to perv and post and read and write and just…EVERYTHING!!!

  6. Best wishes to you Rita on your retirement. Have a wonderful time in Texas. You lucky h00r!

    • rita01tx

      I’ve sure paid my dues for this, Cared darlin’! Just got back from a fantastic farewell dinner with 10 of my closest colleagues. We had a blast {and had LOTS of good food and wine *hic*}!!! Texas, here I come! Yee haw!!!

  7. edwardsvamptramp69

    Congratulations, Rita! How exciting to be starting a new chapter in your life! I’m ssssooooo jealous of all the time you’ll be able to spend perving on the Pretty and catching up on FF *sigh*. But you certainly deserve it. You’ve brought us all tons of laughter and Robporn and for that I’m forever grateful.

    Enjoy it, BB!


  8. HI Rita baby long time I know!!!
    I just wanted to let you know that I adore you. You are an awesome person and one of the few left of us Pattin hOOrs and Angelz! You have worked your ass off and now its time to relax sit back and enjoy the rest of your life and I truly hope you expect to spend it perving on ROB with all of us as he aims for Retirement…Yeah I know tis a way long off, but we are so going to watch enjoying him get there!!! eh?

    Congrats and take a rest baby cause U EARNED IT!

    much love…
    Andrea aka Robshandmonkey!!!

    • rita01tx

      Drea, darlin’! {{Jumpy HUGS!!}} Good to see you, darlin’! I know we’re all scattered to the 4 winds since RAoR, but when we do manage to pop in on each other every now and then, it does my ol’ hOOr heart good! Laters BB! MWAH!!!

  9. Rita baby! CONGRATS!! WOOHOO!! I wish you all the best in your retirement! Lots of relaxation, great times, & of course, Rob h00ring! 😀 You deserve it, enjoy! xoxo

    • rita01tx

      Aww, MC darlin’! I remember marking off the first month of this year on my calendar and, tomorrow, I get to mark off the LAST!!! Very strange, but good, feelin’!

  10. eewee333

    Rita! Congrats on your retirement you lucky hOOr!! Now you have all the time in the world to read, write and Robstalk. I envy you so much bb. I’ve been absent the past couple of weeks (my daughter got married), but now I’m back and trying to catch up on all my perving and reading, etc. In fact, I’m going to see BD-2 tonight!! So excited I can hardly stand myself. Have any of you seen it yet? I’ll check in tomorrow for FFF and see what everyone says. Congrats again. Have fun!! 🙂

    • rita01tx

      Well, you were missed, Eewee darlin’! And thanks…I AM one lucky hOOr LOL!
      Unfortunately, I have to wait until I get back from Texas to go see BD2, but I’ve heard rave reviews so I’m REALLY lookin’ forward to it!

  11. Congratulations Rita!! You’ve worked long enough. Sit back, put your feet up and ENJOY LIFE! You deserve it. I wish nothing but the best for you as you start the next chapter in your life.

    • rita01tx

      Thanks, Christa darlin’! Just got home from my last day of work and it feels very strange! Cleared my emails and email archive, all my internet favorites, mucked out my desk {OMG! The crap I’ve accumulated in 34 years!} and got my exit form signed by all concerned. Oh yeah, and I turned in my entry badge! All done and dusted…now I just have to pack and get on that plane to Texas in the morning and I’ll be free as a freakin’ bird!!!

  12. Rita!!!! I am beyond happy for you, I’m static! Being a retired h00r myself, I can only welcome you in this mile high club! Enjoy it sweetheart and as deb24601 said, finally you’ll attend to your # 1 priority: Rob LOL
    Again, congratulations, Rita, welcome to the real world and let the fun begins!

  13. somanywards

    Congratulations Rita xoxo

  14. exaltada

    Oh, Rita, I just found this, I´m the last, as ever. I am very happy that you’ve retired. I have seen that sometimes people retirée gets a little sad because they you don´t know what to do with their time, but I think you DO know what to do LOL Congratulations and good health to enjoy your retirement, my beautiful!

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