Monday Madness…Ring in the New Year With the New RA!

*blows kisses*


Hi Ya'all


RF & Rita Co-post

*RF’s standing at the door greeting everyone as they enter*

“Yes, yes…that’s right, girls. Come on in and grab a seat. Here, don’t forget your shamwows. You’re gonna need them! Drinks are up at the bar, so just help yourself! Hi! How are you ladies tonight? Come on in!

*Rita walks in*

“RF, whut in the blue blazes are you up to now?”

“I told you I had plans and surprises for the New Year!”
“Yeah, so?”
“Look around, Girlfriend!”
“Holy crap! You got us a new background…and a new blinkie, too! Niiice!
“Uh huh! Mississippibellaslis was kind enough to do that blinkie for us. And that ain’t all…look up! See? There’s lots of new banners too!”
“Well, now! Who do we get to thank for the new banners?”
“Kerry Delaney and Jolori, made some, as well as Cared, TheRoseAndTheDragon, and Mississippibellalis made the animated ones.”
“I surely do like what you’ve done with the place!”
“Thanks BB, but I’m just getting started! We’re gonna kick it up a notch this year…beginning tonight!!
“Well, it looks like we got us a full house! Go for it!”
“Ladies, I know you are all excited about the changes, but if you’ll take your seats please? Dear RA friends! RA is ringing in the New Year with a New Look!
So, in celebration of a new year, RA’s new look, and a new career for Rob, it’s LADIES NIGHT and  you are all invited to PAR-TAY! Hang onto your knickers…we’re going in!”



It’s a cold and cRA!zy world that’s RA!gin’ outside
Well baby me and all my girls are bringin’ on the fire
Show a little leg, gotta shimmy your chest
It’s a life, it’s a style, it’s a need, it’s RA!


*THUD!* “Hit us with Fifty right off the bat, why dontcha?”

“Only the best for My Girls!”

E-X-P-R-E-S-S, love, sex
Ladies no regrets
E-X-P-R-E-S-S, love, sex
Ladies no regrets


“Oooh! The things I could do to Rob with that tie!” *gigglesnort!*

“That’s it Rob, take it off! Take it all off!”

Been holding back for quite some time and finally the moment’s right
We love to make the people stare
They know we got that certain savoir-faire


“Geeze, I could get lost in those eyes…hell’n I AM lost in those eyes!”

“The man is soooo intense! Grrrr…”

Fasten up
Can you imagine what would happen if we let you close enough to touch?

“Yeah, baby! Here I cum!”

“Back off Rita!! It’s Monday!!!” LOL

Step into the fantasy
You’ll never want to leave, baby that’s guaRA!nteed… Why?


“Is it gettin’ warm in here?” *groan!”

“Getting warm?? Hell I passed warm about a mile back!”

It’s a passion, an emotion, it’s a fashion, RA!.
It’ll move you, goin’ through you, so do what we do, RA!
All ladies confident, flaunt it, boys throw it up if you want it
Can you feel me, can you feel it? It’s RA!.


“I think my ovaries just exploded!” *GAH!*

“Oh! Jack Daniels Body shots off the Happy Trail…YES PLEASE!!”

Le Le Le Le Le Le Le
Le Le Le Le Le Le Le


“You just had to give us a Tattbert…you knowz my weakness!”

“Yup! What can I say? I just couldn’t resist the pistol in his pants!” *Giggles*

We tease ‘em ’til they’re on the edge
They scream and moan for more and more they beg.
We know it’s ROB they come to see
Our pleasure brings them to their knees

Robert Pattinson Manip Twilight_edited-2

“What I wouldn’t give to run my fingers through that Sex Hair and down those abs!” * drool!*

“OH! Rob half naked in the kitchen! Too…Many…Pervy…Thoughts…Must…have…Whipped Cream Rob!!!”

Fasten up
Can you imagine what would happen if we let you close enough to touch?

“Now, there’s MY fantasy…a session in the barn with Rob!” LOL!

“Woo Hooo!! I got some Dollars to stuff into that belt Baby!!

Step into the fantasy
You’ll never want to leave, baby that’s guaRA!nteed… Why?


“The man DO inspire passion…understatement of the century!”

The man’s DOing things to everyone here that Should be illegal! Thank God it’s Not!” *teehee*

It’s a passion, an emotion, it’s a fashion, RA!
It’ll move you, goin’ through you, so do what we do, RA!
All ladies, confident, flaunt it, boys throw it up if you want it
Can you feel me, can you feel it? It’s RA!.

Edward Manip 100 copy

“Gettin’ a little saucy there, ain’t ya RF? I’ll take it…uh, Rob that is” LOL!

“Weeellll, I said I was gonna kick it up a notch this year. Did I lie?” LOL

Le Le Le Le Le lele
Le Le Le Le Le Le Le
RA! [x4]


“Must.Lick.Happy Trail!” *DED!*

It’s a passion, an emotion, it’s a fashion, RA!
It’ll move you, goin’ through you, so do what we do, RA!
All ladies confident, flaunt it, boys throw it up if you want it
Can you feel me, can you feel it? It’s RA!.

“Yeah girls, I know just how you feel!”


“RF! You done went and made ALL our ovaries explode!”


“Well, in that case… 



RobsFan~tasy XOXO



Filed under Addicted, Artistic Genius!, Because I CAN!, Breathless, in my dreams, Monday Madness, oh lalala, Rob Pattinson, Shamwow anyone?

40 responses to “Monday Madness…Ring in the New Year With the New RA!

  1. kleomary

    *drools*…………………… Need a smoke and a coffee, it is morning here…. and then maybe I can form a coherent sentence to write……….. Lovely post ladies!!!! So much beauty!!!! What a way to start my day… thank you!!! 🙂

    • IKR? Saw some of these Manips for the first time and felt the same way! Took me three days and several hours last night to put this together with Rita’s help!

    • rita01tx

      Hi, Mary! RF sure did find some superHAWT manips for us and a great song to go with them. Hell’n I had fun puttin’ in some comments of my own, too! Although we each do our own thing, it’s a blast to team up with her!!!

      • kleomary

        Hello ladies! Just got back from a mini vacation and you know…I had to re-read this post asap!!! Not that I could forget it, just saying LOL thank you once again, loved the manips and the comments, you both did excellent job!!

  2. mississippibellalis

    Some of my all-time favorite Sexward manips are up today! My ovaries were exploding before I got to the bottom of the page. Dang it, Rob! Why you have to be so fawkhawt?
    I must have mashed the refresh button a hundred times to see all the new banner graphics and they look G-R-E-A-T! Good job, Ladies!
    Cheers! Happy Holidays!

  3. Best Wishes to All for a Wonderful 2013!

  4. *fans self* * *extra strength Shamwows used*
    The new home decorations are awesome, the place looks great.
    And the post pictures, as I said, caused fire and spillage.
    Happy New Year to all and here’s to a year filled with good health and plenty more Rob goodies.

  5. clairebamboozle

    Hey Ladies…What a fabulous way to spend New Years Eve, in great company, enjoying some music and drooling all over the computer keyboard.

    Great job on finding all the sexy manips, they certainly put a smile on my face.

    Thanks for the invite, and all the best to you both.

    • We haz the BEST Company here on RA that’s for certain! Music is a must! It certainly is difficult to choose between the manips. So many Talented Ladies in the fandom. The Very Best for 2013 to you too Claire!!

    • rita01tx

      LMAO!!! Oh, ClaireBear! We ALL have some Rob manips stashed away that couldn’t stand the light of day…no way we’d ever post ’em, but DAYUM!

  6. HI Girls! HAPPY NEW YEAR! It is very nearly 2013 here down under – so wishing you all the very best!

    Love the new look, the banners look fabulous! AV xo

  7. Clairebamboozle

    OOh, just checked back in and one of the new banners came up. (still showing one of the old ones when I first clicked on.) Gorgeous… well done Mississippibellalis.

    • Clairebamboozle

      Just re read, well done to Jalori, Cared, Kerry Delaney and the Rose and the Dragon too. Clicked through to see them all, you girls are seriously talented,

    • There is a total of 14 NEW RA Banners plus the blinkie. They will Rotate between the old and the New. I will eventually remove some of the old ones I think. The ones that reference his movies like the Bel Ami and Twilight ones.

  8. Hey lovely ladies. I’m not always a fan of manips, unless they are done really well, and I don’t care for naked Rob manips at all, as I believe they are insulting to him, but there are some really good ones here that I do like a lot – especially Kitchen Rob!

    Thanks for all the great posts over the last year – I know I don’t comment very often, but I always appreciate the immense amount of hard work you put into producing this blog for everyone’s enjoyment, so bloody well done, all of you, and thank you.

    Here’s wishing the RA ladies, and all of you who comment or lurk a very happy, peaceful and, hopefully, prosperous new year. I’m officially unemployed as of today, and I know I should be worrying a little (or a lot!) about the coming year, but I am strangely – and, perhaps, irrationally – excited about what’s on the horizon, particularly as I want to try pursuing my writing…. and that, right there, is thanks to Rob and Twilight and all the fantastic support I’ve had in 2012 from those who have read, reviewed and pimped my story, Wild Child – Cared and Midnight Cougar, I’m looking at YOU!

    So, have a great night, no matter how you decide to celebrate, and I’ll catch you in 2013.

    • I agree with you 100% about the manips Fluffy. That’s how i feel.
      “I’m officially unemployed… and I know I should be worrying a little (or a lot!)… I want to try pursuing my writing….” You could be describing me with those words BB!!” Just never give up Darlin and Keep it in the front of your mind! Believe it and you WILL achieve it!


    • rita01tx

      Happy New Year, Fluffy darlin’! I foresee good things for your writing ambitions, if Wild Child is anything to go by! Damn, that was a good’n!!! Drop in us any time, BB! You’ve always had an open invitation and you always will! XOXOX!

  9. naughtyhisbella

    Happy New Year to us….the shamwow is trashed. Thank you for ruining a few good sets of my undies, RF!

    I got the perfect story to go with those pics…,.stripperward.

    • LMAO! You’re very welcome Naughty! Stripperward was exactly my intention for this Ladies Night New Year’s Eve post! Got a specific story in mind? Share BB!!

    • rita01tx

      A new STRIPPERWARD? *she says as her ears prick up!!!*

      BTW, are you reading Jaxon22’s new story “Dancing in the Dark?”
      “You can’t start a fire, you can’t start a fire without a spark. This gun’s for hire even if we’re just dancing in the dark.” Immersed in a world of dance, drink, drugs, and women, Edward Cullen is the ultimate bachelor. Until he receives a late night phone call that changes everything. AH E/B
      Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance – Edward & Bella – Chapters: 7 – Words: 27,648 – Reviews: 1,953 – Favs: 1,215 – Follows: 1,861 – Updated: 12-28-12 – Published: 11-30-12 – id: 8751380

      • naughtyhisbella

        Happy New Year, Rita. Yes, I am reading jaxons story. If you want to read the other story…email me and I’ll see what I can do about getting you an invite to the blog. The writer is chicken shit to post it on ff. Lollipop

  10. haystackhair

    Aaand haystackh:air has heart failure and may not make it to 2013 alive! Awesome job ladies!! Happy New Year to all and here’s to a Rob filled new year! Love the new look and I appreciate all the hard work that goes in to stunning my lady its on a regular basis!

    • rita01tx

      Happy New Year, Haystackhair darlin’! Don’t go kickin’ the bucket just yet! Rob and RA plan to make this a fun-filled 2013!!! Of that, I have no doubts! MWAH!!!

  11. dazzledbyrp

    Happy New Year to all my fellow hoors hear at the home of the best Rob fans in the universe. I love you all.

  12. Source: via * on Pinterest

    A Christmas Poem for the Ladies

    If I were ol’ Santa, you know what I’d do
    I’d dump silly gifts that are given to you
    And deliver some things just inside your front door
    Things you have lost, but treasured before.

    I’d give you back all your maidenly vigor,
    and to go along with it, a neat tiny figure.
    Then restore the old color that once graced your hair
    Before rinses and bleaches took residence there.

    I’d bring back the shape with which you were gifted
    So things now suspended need not be uplifted.
    I’d draw in your tummy and smooth down your back
    Till you’d be a dream in those tight fitting slacks.

    I’d remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin
    So you wouldn’t spend hours rubbing grease on your skin.
    You’d never have flashes or queer dizzy spells,
    And you wouldn’t hear noises like ringing of bells.

    No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes,
    No searching for spectacles when they’re right on your nose.
    Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny,
    From a doctor who thinks you’re a nervous old granny.

    You’d never have a headache, so no pills would you take.
    And no heating pad needed since your muscles won’t ache.
    Yes, if I were Santa, you’d never look stupid,
    You’d be a cute little chick with the romance of a cupid.

    I’d give a lift to your heart when those wolves start to whistle,
    And the joys of your heart would be light as a thistle.
    But alas! I’m not Santa. I’m simply just me,
    The matronest of matrons you ever did see.

    I wish I could tell you all the symptons I’ve got,
    But I’m due at my doctor’s for an estrogen shot
    Even though we’ve grown older, this wish is sincere,
    Merry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year.

    Adelle Laudan

  13. eewee333

    Hot, hot, hot **fans self**. Thanks for starting our New Year off right. 🙂

  14. exaltada

    OMG!! Great manips!! No more words, you left me trembling after seeing these pics, and I can´t type. Thanks for this post

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