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Well, hell!
First thing that flashed through my mind when I saw this gif of Rob walkin’ out onto the stage for his first interview with Jay Leno in 2008 was the Nora Jones song, “You’ve Ruined Me Now!”
‘Cause Rob has completely ruined us all for any other man! Those of us with significant others hide this fact, where possible LOL!
When it’s not possible, said significant others reap the “benefits!” LMAO!!!
Check out the bouncin’ SexHair! *THUD!*
And the sexy, panty-meltin’ RobSmirk *hOOrMoan!*, AND the blessed open shirt!!! ChestHairPorn *DED!*
Nobody set this song to better visuals of Rob than our beloved PetitBiel!
Happy Thursday, y’all!
Rita
Rob Attack 
Happy Thursday Indeed. Totally swoon worthy. Thankyou, you have made my day xx
Hey, Nix Nix! Rob makes every day a good day…but, boy, do I miss him *le sigh!*
I do believe I just experienced brainfog!!! LOL As I came back to mental clarity, I realized I was waving my arms in the air trying to clear away the fog – but – it wasn’t real – it was all in my head!!! My fingers were even tingling from running them through all that chest and bedhead hair!!! That gif just put me right in the middle of Rob fog!!! I loved every second of it. Thanks for the experience and sharing.
P.S. This just might be my new favorite site to cruise around in!!! You guys are awesome!!!! 😀 ❤
P.P.S Brainfog is real. According to Webster's, Brainfog (or cognitive dysfunction as it is more professionally termed) is a state of mental fuzziness or confusion that is generally caused by an underlying health issue. My underlying health issue is Rob addiction!!! O.O
LMAO! Thanks, Sparkledamnu darlin’! We have lots of fun here on RA and you’re more’n welcome to perv with us any time!
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(Hey, RF!! Sparkle just gave us a new word for your RobDictionary ~ Rob Fog!!)
Thanks Sparkle! Dayum Rita! That means the Rob Dictionary Volume II is going to have to go into virtual publication soon!
Hey Rita, another random post, yum yum yum.
Gah! The glint in his eye. He so owns the space around him; confident and sexy, we never stood a chance did we? Gonners from the get go…and what a way to go!
Loving these big ole gifs .
Thanks honey x
Wouldn’t have it any other way, ClaireBear! Rob totally owns me!
Dang it, Rita, you broke my concentration! hehe Rob can flip it, curl it, or dippity-do it. Fluff it, scruff it, straighten or set it. Dye it, neglect it, Mohawk or dread it. But, please, Rob, don’t mullet it.
Oh, I don’t know, Missi Darlin’! A mullet on Rob might be cute as hell…just cause it’s him! In fact, I’d like to see that, and dreads, and mohawks and any zany do you can think of LOL! Bet he’d rock them all!
Missi Sounds Like The Cover of your New Fake Magazine to Me! The best do’s {or Don’ts} On the Hottest DUDE???? ~gigglesnort~
Sounds good to me! Have to let it swirl around in this Rob Fogged head for a while to get some ideas.
Yay! I love it when ideas swirl in your pervy head!!!
You mean like how to use the new graphic I found of a pair of handcuffs with two red Valnetine’s hearts?
Wait! What? Where???
I just love it Rita!! The hair, the neck, the chest,the smirk,the light in his eyes….( Oh My God…my mind is completely in the gutter right now) … he is the definition of SexyWalkingPorn, he is just perfect!!
And I totally agree with you in everything you wrote about our significant others LOL
Lucky you have lots of good company in the RobGutter with you, Mary darlin’! It’s my favorite place to be LOL!
He’s just purrfect…………YUM! That smirk does me in every single time. *dreamy sigh*
Thanks, Rita!
Resistance is futile, EVT darlin’! Once you’ve been RobSmirked, there ain’t no goin’ back LOL!
Robsmirked? Definately an addition to the Robster’s DICKtionary!!!
That was sooooo hot!!! God the good ole’ days:-) he is such a beast in all of these early photos and interviews. I truly believe he is the single sexiest thing I’ve ever seen! Thank you for that! Y’all have made my day!
I miss those early days, too, BB! The scruff, the head toss, lip bite, hands through his hair constantly tousling’ it even MORE, the struttin’ of those looong sexy legs, the sex boots, the sexpenders, the rip-kneed button-fly jeans…the list is endless *groan!*
The old stoli…The Shiteous Nikes! The cray cray word vomit… ***Filled with nostalgia***
Hell yeah! {Who Stole the Stoli will remain a mystery forever!} And let us not forget the SexBoots!
At least we got the beanie back for a bit, or should I say A beanie LOL!
Thank you so much Rita for posting one of my favorite videos of Biel’s!! I had not heard of that song until I saw the video back when she first released it, and downloaded it immediately so I would continue that feeling when I hear that song come up on rotation on my music library. I think of Rob every time. 🙂
And the video…Mmmm. It has everything in it. The “18 seconds of heaven”, the tongue flitter, Cannes 2009, Rome 2008, and more. Watching that video makes this drought a little more bearable. I wish I had figured out a way to save Biel’s videos when they were available.
Katiebirdie darlin’! Remind my RobFogged bwainz what “18 seconds of heaven” is/was?
As for Biel’s vids, they are still all out there, if you know how to stalk her, and I do LOL! Just saved all 9 parts of her 100% Robert Pattinson Content: Pure Unadulterated Bliss series to my fan vids board on Pinterest. Oh, yeah, and her Rehab for the Robsessed vid ~ our RobAnthem LMAO!
Wait! Do you mean the New Moon Strip introduction at the beginning of her vids? Love the Evanescence song she put there, too!
18 seconds of heaven is the interaction Rob had from a distance, with someone in the crowd (I hope it was a fan) when he was walking the red carpet for the Oscars, Feb. 2009. I saw the clip of “18 seconds” on LtR, I think.
Oh, yeah! Biel used that clip in another vid but added a close-up, pannin’ up and down the SexLegs! Talk about killin’ us h00rs!!!
Rehab is on mah playlist to this day!!! and there it will 4-ever remain!!! WE WANT BIEL BACK IN THE ROBDOM!!!
*High Fives katiebirdie* I do the exact same thing when I hear that song LOL.
Thanks for the memories Rita!
Carrie, darlin’! Biel used the coolest songs for her vids, didn’t she? I forget the artist, but my favorite was Part 4 – Lovin’ in my bb’s eyes! Mighta been the steel drums that gave it that carribean/calypso beat that makes me bounce in my chair!
I always loved her music choices, and usually added the song immediately to my library. I miss her videos…
My favorite, I think, is the video she did for his photo shoot for Details magazine. She used XX’s song, Crystallized. I watched that video a million times on repeat. 🙂
Hmm, I didn’t set my comments to ‘notify me.’ Glad I checked back in or I might have missed this bonus vid.
Thanks Rita xx
Damn thing keeps freezin’ up on me, but I’ll take what I can get! Got ALL of Biel’s vids downloaded onto my Pinterest, including her FanFic vids! Had to put a NSFW notice on the board, though LOL!
**happy dance** Thank you xxoo!! 🙂
OMG! The scruff and the jaw and chest and hair. OMG! I’m not getting any work done this week Rita. But that’s OK, I’d rather just stare at The Pretty all day anyway. Keep em coming bb!
Happy to oblige, Eewee darlin’! Rob is “My Favorite Waste of Time!”
Lovely post,but I can’t see the video.I just wanna run my fingers through his hair,maybe pull a little.dam I love him.
Well, darn, Annett darlin’! Is this when you click on the play arrow in the middle? Otherwise, try clicking on the underlined title just on top of the vid…that will take you straight to YouTube!
There isn’t an arrow,just a yellow flag
That’s a new one on me, BB! Last thing I can suggest is to copy/paste this to your YouTube search bar:
100% Robert Pattinson Content: Pure Unadulterated Bliss [Part 5 of 9} – You’ve Ruined Me
If that doesn’t work, I have one last sneaky way…
I’m gonna try to search on you tube,don’t think I can copy/ paste on my phone,but thanks Rita
Can you click on a link on your phone? Here’s Biel’s channel with all her 100% vids and other stuff {just not the NSFW vids}
http://www.youtube.com/user/petitBiel1?feature=watch
Thanks Rita,love them.
I don’t know if it’s ok to do this here but I’m taking my chances:-) y’all all need to go read quietdrabbles new fic the lake house!!!! It’s so fantastic! I just can’t belive it only has 40 reviews as of right now. It’s an in-progress story, but she’s never abandonned one yet! Seriously go read it it’s great!
Absofuckinglutely, it’s OK! But I couldn’t find quietdrabbles in the FF Author search…you sure that’s the name she’s usin’? You got a link otherwise?
Hey guys idk why I put an s on the end of that authors ne! It’s quietdrabble no s! Sorry:-)!
Found her! I’ll put on the link so it’s easier to share!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8961226/1/The-Lake-House
Life turned out nothing like expected for Isabella Marie. A trip to Seattle, she can’t explain, led her to buy a book she’ll never read, a book she could have easily written because she was there sixteen years ago. Memories morph into reality again when Isabella is finally faced with the ghost of her past. Will she find the answers she seeks, or will disappointment lie ahead?
Twilight – Rated: M – English – Hurt/Comfort/Romance – Chapters: 3 – Words: 8,140 – Reviews: 43 – Updated: 2-7-13 – Published: 1-30-13 – Bella & Edward
Really like the sound of the summary so Imma check it out! Thanks, Robszombie!
OHMYSEXGOD!! Holy f*ck!!! Why, why I watched that gif?? Now, I´m ruined too :((
(thanks *whispering*)
Exaltada, darlin’! {HUGS!} Looks like you’re all caught up now LOL!
Now that you are as ruined as the rest of us, I consider this a very good day *gigglesnort!*