Tempting Tuesday Dior or What?

*blows kisses*

RobsFan~tasy

Morning Ladies,

Like most of you stuck in this Rob drought I’m desperate for some new Rob Porn that doesn’t come from a pap! Knowing that all the projects he signed up for last year are now on hold, that leaves us with one final hope. The Christian Dior Campaign!!

It’s Been said by that well known non-existent? “SOURCE” *ahem* that,

“It’s going to be the biggest and most talked about advert of the year …”  

“The advert is sexually charged. Robert is topless for part of it and kissing the model with tongues. He looks very much into the girl he stars alongside. Rob and the model are in a swimming pool making out and he’s seen giving her a blow-back with a cigarette at one stage, too…”  

“There are scenes where Rob is chasing the model around town wearing a mixture of Dior jackets, shirts and suits…”  

“There’s also one scene where R-Patz takes part in a foursome and writhes around in bed with three models in various states of undress. But nobody is sure whether this will make the final cut. It’s a no-holds-barred advert and very sexy for a fashion house like Dior. Dior are thrilled with it however because they know how controversial it’s going to be. It’s the talk of the fashion world right now and has been one of the most eagerly awaited adverts for years.” 

quoted from Celebitchy

 

Like everyone else I’m wondering Where the F*ck is the Dior campaign we were promised? Well when I heard recently that the commercial would only be shown in Paris, (I was f*cking pissed off!! That’s not fair!! WTF???)  Slightly miffed. Then I heard the magazine campaign was on hold indefinitely, wouldn’t be out till October, would be out this month, was delayed until JUNE!!! WTF?? Seriously? If you don’t know for CERTAIN then DON’T report on it! Hurrumph!

Typical of the rumor mill, I know nothing more than when I started searching!

Since Dior won’t cum to us, I knew the Rob fandom wouldn’t let us down! So since we can’t have the real thing, here are several Dior/Rob manips for your viewing/daydreaming pleasure…

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STEfraFYc_77 did several of hese manips! Bless her heart and Thank You very much!

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The sleek wealthy Eric Packer look is pretty nice with a Dior slogan!

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This campaign was shot back in December 2012 when our boy was without the sex hair. even though I am a sex hair addict Rob doesn’t need it with the sexy scruff and the F*ck me eyes!

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This one is kinda plain but Rob’s look says it all!

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If  I’m not mistaken (and I could be!) This was a previous Dior campaign but come on…Rob does EVERYTHING Better!

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according to the descriptions I’ve read about what this campaign is supposed to look like, This manip (artist unknown to me) is the closest one I have seen to what this Dior campaign is supposed to look like but not nearly as sexy as was described above!

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If you have ever wonder why they call Rob “Mr. Sexy On Legs” all you gotta do is look at this picture and let your imagination run wild! hehe

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To me, this one looks like it was torn straight from the magazine! Great job Mimy!

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I wasn’t gonna include this one but Rita loves the damn (ugly) shirt so what was I to do?

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Ah now here, this one is niiiiice!!

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I LURVE this one! To me it screams sexy and sensual without saying a word!

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I saved my favorites for last cause who wouldn’t love to see Rob walkin’ into their bedroom lookin’ like that! Sex hair, scruff, sex stare… add to that the thought of him wearing Dior cologne…OMG! Just kill me now!

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This last one is one of my favs just because it looks so classy and like a real Dior Campaign! A true work of art!

Well, that’s all I have for today ladies! Do you fiddle with Photoshop? Goof around With Gimp? Show us your take on The Robert Pattinson Dior Campaign.

 

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan-tasy

 

 

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21 Comments

Filed under DIOR, in my dreams, Missing Our Boyfriend, Rob Drought, Rob Pattinson

21 responses to “Tempting Tuesday Dior or What?

  1. rita01tx

    Humpf! That FUGLY shirt is a Kenzo, darlin’! Therefore, it is very cool!
    Aside from that, I KNEW our girls wouldn’t let us down…Dior could take lessons from them, for sure!!!

    • ClaireBamboozle

      Rita, the only way that shirt is ever gonna look good is when it’s lying crumpled on the bedroom floor. (OOh bare chested Rob…yummy.)

    • Oh Rita! the name don’t make it pretty!! hehehe and well we all know Rob has great taste but sometime he just don’t give a F*ck! Me thinks him wearing this shirt was one of those times LOL
      They are pretty cool aren’t they? i was surprised to see so many. But I still want MORE!

  2. ClaireBamboozle

    Hi RF BB, great post, love Love LOVE how the fandom has so many talented ladies, willing to give us what we crave.
    My fingers are crossed so tightly for this campaign to happen, Rob is a perfect choice for Dior. Then again, if he chose to endorse kitty litter I’d still be salivating over the ads.
    Hugs xx

    • Amen sistah I would too even if I didn’t have a cat!! hehe

    • shoegal2547

      ITA…you ladies are very talented…you could teach PR professionals how to present a campaign layout! 😉 I miss Biel and her videos too! ;(

      Thank you for always being here, even when I can’t stop long to comment, I do stop long enough to get my robsession on! ;))

  3. naughtyhisbella

    Nice post, RF! Just to clarify one thing, the pic of the two robs in bed with the brunette is actually from his french premiere magazine shoot for cosmopolis, not a manip. Even though I do not speak french, I have a copy of the magazine. The photos were based on Rob’s favorite Cronenberg films. Its 4 in the morning here, and I’m off to work! Have a great day!!

    • hi naughty, oh I knew that but since someone did take the time to add the word Dior I was calling it a manip ~technically~ just so I didn’t step on any tosies LOL Who needs to Read french when Rob’s picture is involved?? hehe his pics speak the same language everywhere…SEX APPEAL!!! LOL

      • naughtyhisbella

        Did Rob and his puppies help with the drought? I must say I’m actually enjoying the beard this time. I got ya on the addition of Dior on the pic….technicality. lol Still a lovely post and I hope the actual ad campaign is just as sexy. Sex appeal …damn straight girl!! I love you gals!

        • Doh! See I told ya Claire and Rita sent my mind into the Rob gutter, “Rob’s puppies” just took on a whole new meaning for me LMAO! But eah seeing Rob with Bear and Bernie is always nice, woulda been great to see him smiling though! an unhappy Rob is an unhappy RF!! I miss his man giggle!! love you too!

  4. the dior people are just teases. thank goodness for all the brilliant robfans who are happy to help tide us over.

  5. eewee333

    The talent in this fandom leaves me speechless sometimes, as do these pictures!! My favorite is the next to last one. Sex hair, scruff, just a touch of blue to his eyes. THUD! Thank goodness we have RA to feed our addiction and quench our thirst during the Rob-drought. Great post RF. 🙂

  6. mississippibellalis

    Hello Ladies! Yup, a new photo shoot of Rob is needed soon.

    Is Dior building tension and then, all of a sudden, without warning, going to release the shoot and have all us Rob Girls squealing?

    A few of these pics I have not seen before. All of them are so pro looking, they’re great!

    And the pap photos are getting old really quick. And the last one of him leaving with his babies is so sad. Shame on those paps!

    Hoping for everyone to have a happy week!

    • Hi Missi!!!! Dior is trying to destroy us by making us wait and salivate! We’re all gonna drowned soon if they don’t release this campaign for all to see!!! They are great, personally I don’t know any of the artist per se’ I found them by googling Rob and dior together lol.
      Shame on the paps yeah. shame them then string em up by their privates i say! hehehe vicious aren’t I?

      • mississippibellalis

        Hey RF! That’s one of the most personal moments in someone’s life and they display the photo without a heart. You’re not being vicious at all! I’m like everyone else I like looking at pretty things and, gosh darn it, Rob is pretty! I’m hoping they won’t keep us waiting too much longer for pro shoot photos!

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