Random Rita ~ Rob in da Hood!

Wet Rob Avi

Computer crapped out on me yesterday, ladies!

But, never fear…Rita is here!

Today, I’ll be bringin’ you loads of good RobPorn to brighten your Monday!

‘Cause who can be blue or depressed when Rob’s in da Hood???


The Carter Smith hoodie Rob’s are some of the most beautiful pics of Rob ever made!


I chose this one because it looks like Rob’s about to start an illegal street race LOL!


Here, I’m wonderin’ where the hell everyone went! He’s all by his little self…boooo!


I will forever and ever use any excuse to post and repost Bru’s dark hoodie Rob!

Edbellfan 040

Is this not the most gorgeous edit of Rob as Cedric in a hoodie for HP GoF?

Soul Brother

Goin’ for the LashPorn here, ladies! Can you blame me?


Oh, that sweet upper lip just begs to be kissed! *THUD!*

Enhanced by Verena 411

Again? Yes, please! *le sigh!*


Rob’s threadbare black t-shirt caught my eye in this one. He still wears it after all these years LOL!


JawPorn FTMFW!!!


Is there such a thing as the JawPornPout? I think I just invented it LOL!


Hell to the yeah…a freakin’ close-up!!!


LashPorn and EyeBrowPorn make this one irresistible!


OK, I debated about includin’ this one ’cause, if we didn’t know it was Rob, he could be any ol’ playground perv and that just ain’t right!

Francies67 1005

I am completely melted by the poignant look in Rob’s eyes!


Ghostly FingerPorn LOL!


OMG! Rob really DOES have big hands, doesn’t he?


Some pics of Rob are classic….


and some are iconic!


While some are destined to become classic…


or iconic! Sweet Jesus, this one has it all…just look at those luscious lips and shy boy eyes! *SWOON!*


Rob’s Mona Lisa smile…top that, Leonardo {da Vinci} LOL!


I really wish Da Vinci was alive today to paint Rob! {Oooh! Rob as Michaelangelo’s David? I think I’ve seen a manip of that somewhere!}


Besides a blindin’ smile, I’m totally goin’ for the ChestHairPorn!!!

Robelied 007

The only thing more lethal than Rob in a hoodie is Rob in a hoodie while wearin’ a beanie! *DED!*

Happy Monday, y’all!


Night Raider


Filed under Monday Madness, Rita01tx, Robert Pattinson, Shamwow anyone?, Stunning

25 responses to “Random Rita ~ Rob in da Hood!

  1. ClaireBamboozle

    Oh, Rita BB, What a way to start the day. That man is certainly a work of art.
    Love the Francis67 Edit, it made you melt and it fixed me for a while too. Gorgeous.
    Thanks again BB. xx

  2. Too much Pretty! must…~drrroooollll~ must comment!! ~swoon~ Can’ think straight!! hehehe Love the first 3!!! I think in the third one its a manip of sorts, all the rest of the cars and shizz have been removed! that second one is hauntingly beautiful!! ❤ ❤ ❤ and the first…well it's just fuck hawt!!

    "Playground perv" Bwahahaha he can play on MY playground anytime he wants to!!! I has a bush he can hide in!! ROTFLMAO!!!

    The one after that…Oh just take me NOW!!!!

    Robna Lisa? Well the man is a great work of Art! True DAT!

    and the last 2…. Smiling happy gorgeous Rob will ALWAYS be a MF WIN!!!!

    and the last one ***thoughts are out-drowned my the lyrics to P!nk's "oh My God!"***

  3. Oh bugger me, these are beyond beautiful. Yep, the Carter Smith hoodie pics are amongst my all time favs and whenever I see them posted I find myself just staring for inordinate amounts of time. I could while away the hours just gazing at all that astonishing beauty.

    • rita01tx

      I had Bru’s dark hoodie Rob on my computer at work. It wasn’t very conducive to me gettin’ anyting done, I can tell you! I was just as hypnotized as you, Fluffy darlin’!
      Unfortunately, I can’t flaunt Rob in my DH’s face by puttin’ him on my home computer {but I do spend a lot of time on tumblr…while he’s not lookin’ LOL!}

  4. mississippibellalis

    Hi Ladies! What a beautiful day indeed to see Rob in the morning! The second to last one (mysexyvampire’s edit) caught my eye…those beautiful teeth and smile. Oh my, that image is going to be in my head all day. Rob looks genuinely happy in that photo. Have a nice day, Ladies!

    • rita01tx

      Very much agree that a happy Rob is what we all love to see best, Missi darlin’! It was certainly good to see him out havin’ fun Saturday night at the Bjork concert!

  5. OMG!! Thats what I needed that beautiful face.dealing with a divorce that’s some damn good visual Candy! 🙂

    • rita01tx

      Aw, PG darlin’! That really sucks and not in a nice way! Glad to provide you with some RobPorn to smooth out the potholes RL put in front of you! Stay strong and perv with us! Rob makes everything better! {{HUGS!!}}

  6. Thanks for making my day soooooooo much better! Of course my fingers are a little tired from hitting the “save as” so many times!!!!

    • rita01tx

      Oh, Anakinsmom darlin’! We all suffer a little RRS {Repetitive Rob Syndrome} for love of our man, don’t we!?!?! Soooo worth it!

  7. Lovely! The eyelash, lip, & jaw porn are my favs 😉

    • rita01tx

      Hey Jan darlin’! Welcome to RA! Yes, Rob kills us with his manly beauty, doesn’t he? I’m lookin’ forward to The Rover promo tour, I tell you! We need more {voluntary} RobPorn LOL!!

  8. eewee333

    Hi Rita. Just got my internet back up at work and what a beautiful sight to behold! As always, you have outdone yourself again with the beautiful pics. I think my fave of the group is Francies67 “poignant look”. It has it all, lips, jaw, lash, eyebrows, etc, etc. I’m going to put that as my wallpaper for this week. Thanks for always making my Monday great! 🙂

    • rita01tx

      You’re very welcome, Eewee darlin’! Our Francies is one of the most prolific editors/enhancers I know of…got damn near 1500 of her pics already saved and she’s active every day! Gotta love it!

  9. naughtyhisbella

    Sweet Lord in heaven ….
    *thump* I’ve fallen and I can’t get up….
    You are simply the best, Rita…♡

  10. All that porn made me feel pleasantly dizzy ;). Thanks, Rita, beautiful pics and funny post!

    • rita01tx

      Hey there, Exaltada darlin’! {{HUGS!!}}
      Rob does tend to make us all a little lightheaded, doesn’t he? Have you seen the Dior RobPorn from today? I can’t wait for the commercial and HQ stills *SWOON!*

  11. I have a really hard time (twss) choosing exactly which type of porn predominates in any given picture. For example, while I certainly agree that there is blazing Lash Porn in the sixth photo, one cannot ignore the Lip Porn (!!!!) or the Hand Porn. Sigh, I guess the man is just pure porn, all over.
    The one you labeled ‘I am completely melted by the poignant look in Rob’s eyes!’ – holy shit! And ‘Ghostly FingerPorn LOL!’ Ha ha!
    And the one labeled ‘Some pics of Rob are classic….’ – there should be a category for something like “walking down the street porn”. There’s something in the way he moves, all right. Loved the GOF one in the hood, too. Neck porn for sure.
    The last one: what I want to know is who was on the receiving end of that lethal LOOK?
    And yes I agree that the best thing ever is a smiling happy Rob.

    You know what’s odd, when the hoodie photos first came out they didn’t do much for me, probably because they hid The Hair. But when Rob shaved his head after Cosmopolis, (once I could breathe again) I had to admit that it really highlights his eyes. And lips, and jaw, and … you know. So now I can see that the hoodie tends to do the same thing.

    Thanks so much for sharing, my dear, especially after your technical annoyances.

    • rita01tx

      Oh, gawd! I remember the first sight of Rob’s shaved head! I damn near fainted until I noticed how beautifully shaped his head was! Well, it would be, wouldn’t it? Everything about that man is perfect!
      Loved sharin’ my RobPorn with a fellow connoisseur, Renee darlin’!

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