NSFW!!! Sensual Sunday ~ Attention to Details!

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NSFW ~ don’t open this at work!!!

OK, ladies!

I’ll admit Rob’s photoshoot for Details was never one of my favorites!

All I remember about the interview itself is Rob tellin’ the lady he was allergic to vaginas {yeah, right}! Even though he was jokin’, the number of people who actually believed him was ridiculous LMAO!!!

As for the photos, most of them simply did not capture the Rob we all know and love!

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First of all, they tried to tame his hair!  We don’t like tame…the wilder the better!!!

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Then they tried to turn him into a rich, playboy manwhore! Who are they tryin’ to kid?

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Not that we didn’t appreciate a visit to the Promised Land LOL!

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But all the nekkid models?

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I’m sure that was appealin’ to all the men who bought the magazine…

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but it just bugged the shit outta me cause they were in the same shot as Rob…

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whereas, all we need is ROB!!!

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Preferably without any *ahem* companions!

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I don’t think they’re listenin’!

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Not even hands, if you don’t mind!

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Good thing Rob is a consumate actor because I somehow doubt he was all that into it!

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Although I could be mistaken LMAO!!!

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It’s only now that I find any beauty in all the jittery, out of focus shots!

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Perhaps, durin’ the course of the day, the photographer was inspired by Rob’s mountin’ discomfort with the whole scene!

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I actually like the different colored eyes in this shot!

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With the loosenin’ up of his hair…

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Rob commences the freakout!

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How much more can our man take?

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He’s gonna blow!

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Run, Rob!

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Run for your life!

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Blessed peace…if only for a few precious moments!

As much as I bitch about this photoshoot, it’s extremely rare {but not unheard of} that they make their own accompanying video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIl5vqhyAxA&feature=player_detailpage

If for no other reason, I’m doin’ this post because Biel’s Crystalised vid ’cause that song just won’t get outta my head!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=REPa68gsBq8

{WP is actin’up today so please click the links on these two vids!}

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Night Raider

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25 responses to “NSFW!!! Sensual Sunday ~ Attention to Details!

  1. ClaireBamboozle

    Hi Rita, I’m with you, this one isn’t my favorite photo shoot either, I want Rob in sharp focus and HQ and without the groomed brows LOL. That said there were one or two gems among the shots and for that alone I am grateful.
    Thanks for bringing the goods again honey
    Hugs

    • rita01tx

      It was time to put on my big girl panties, ClaireBear! I might not have been a huge fan of this shoot, but Biel’s Crystalised vid was beggin’ for an excuse to be posted! Which meant finally havin’ a critical look at these gems!

  2. mylittleponygrrl

    Thank you for this amazing post. I think I’m in love with you!

    I treasure this shoot. Though not an original concept (photographer Helmut Newton originated these stylish, soft-core pictorials and shot them for Playboy mag for 30 years!), here we see something reminicent of the 80’s ads shot in a dramatic, cinematic style. Robert is the quintessential “put-out” star in this darkly erotic work. It pushes to the fore what we perceive his life to be – whatever each of us thinks his daily life to be made up of…everyone wants a piece of him.

    • rita01tx

      Wow! Thanks, PonyGrrl darlin’! I never thought of it that way! I’ll have to check out some of Helmut Newton’s work one of these days! This shoot was definitely “darkly erotic!”
      {Squeee! Got me a fangirl *fist bump!*}

      • mylittleponygrrl

        Thank you! I really suggest looking at Helmut Newton’s book “Private Property”. There’s also a (big) picture book – a collection of his Playboy pictorials: “PLAYBOY Helmut Newton”.

        You’ll see very clearly what I’m referring to regarding the concept and inspiration for the Details shoot.

        Always happy to introduce new things to such lovely and generous people such as yourself. Thanks again. I love your posts. ~RoseE. x

  3. keyecullen

    Now see? I loved this shoot! It was so different. Very 50 Shades-ish! I didn’t like that it made him so seemingly so uncomfortable though. At least that is what I remember him saying. Love that they made a video of the shoot. See? Different! LOL Biel’s video was much better though.
    Thanks for the blast from the past. Makes me wonder what the entire Dior add is going to be like. Reminiscent of this one perhaps?

    • rita01tx

      Oh, there were definitely a couple of Fifty-ish pics from that shoot, KC darlin’! Like I said, it’s growin’ on me LOL! If the Dior campaign doesn’t kill us before it’s actually released in September, I’ll be very much surprised LMAO!!!

  4. OMG Are you trying to kill me? In one post we get the words,
    Vaginas
    wild
    playboy
    manwhore
    promised land
    nekkid and my personal favorite…
    “mountin’ (g)”
    all in on post interspersed with pics of Rob and Rob crotch…I think it’s a conspiracy to kill us all off so you can have Rob all to your self!! LOL

    Although I do agree with you, “They should Get their filthy paws off our man!”

  5. mississippibellalis

    Hi Ladies! Not sure if I could properly express my thoughts on this shoot but I’ll give it a try. My first thought seeing Rob stretched on top of a fur blanket on a love seat was “They pimped him!” It also occurred to me that this whole shoot was to exploit female sexuality and has nothing to do with artistic expression. Although Rob looks great, it’s not a fav shoot of mine. The pics don’t tell a story other than that it appears that the whole point was to emphasize a man’s lust of being with multiple lesbian-ish women and Rob was just a prop for that effect. There comes a point for me when sexual artistic expression turns into pornography. My opinion…this shoot was soft porn and not art. I’ll stop here because anything else I have to say about this would not be nice.

  6. Not my favorite shoot by any means. I remember reading an interview with Rob where he said he was so hungover he didn’t remember most of the shoot. Of course we all know our guy likes to fabricate at times so who knows for sure? It seems like most of the shots of him with a model have him looking in another direction and not at the girl. And from now on if there is going to be someone nekkid in a shoot it should be Rob! Put it to a vote…all in favor? The ayes have it!!!

  7. eewee333

    Hi Rita. Happy Happy Monday! I agree with what you’re saying about the Details photo shoot. Get rid of the bimbos!! I thought these pictures made him look older, which is not necessarily a bad thing, but not the Rob we are used to seeing. That first picture of him in the white jacket harkens me back to Cary Grant in the 40’s. (Rob could so be a romantic lead don’t you think?) And of course, my fave, is the black and white…Fifty anyone? I just want to lick my screen! Thanks Rita for cheering up my Monday! 🙂

    • rita01tx

      Oh! What about Rob doin’ a remake of Cary Grant’s “Arsenic and Old Lace!?!?!” That would be freakin’ hilarious…a great comedy role for him to sink his teeth into, right Eewee darlin’?

      • eewee333

        Or “To Catch A Thief”? YUM.

      • eewee333

        AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER? Holy crap. I would just swoon and melt into a puddle of robgoo.

        • rita01tx

          North by Northwest!!! *le sigh!* Rob would be brilliant in any of them! However, as much as we’d love to see him do it, isn’t it better for him to blaze his own path instead of cuttin’ brush off someone else’s trail?

          • rita01tx

            OK…one more! Bringing up Baby!!!

            • LOL Personally i would love to see Rob do a few comedies and even some remakes! i mean c’mon, If they can take those old 60’s and 70’s kids shows like Batman and superman and the justice league and Captain america, willy wonka and the chocolate factory or even old RADIO shows like The Dark shadow and make them into box office hits surely they can take some great old Rom coms and redo them with Rob in the lead and make em fabulous right?

              • rita01tx

                True facts, BB! Rob would knock ’em dead in a good RomCom…the key word bein’ “good!”
                But, hey! Rob said {jokingly} that he was lookin’ for a superhero role! What about..Aquaman!!!

                • You and your wet Rob fettish! teehee I’d like to see him do something BIG BUDGET for sure. i know it’s not his thang he refers the challenge of Indie I’d like to see him Do something in the fantasy realm of BIG Budget and just shut the mouths of the critics and nay sayers for good!

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