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*Pffft!*
And you thought you’d seen the last of me…NOT!
But, hold on! We ain’t pervin’ on Rob today, ladies!
Uh uh! This is all about a fabulous fic that just completed today after 4 years!!!
Yeah, I don’t claim to have anything on the FicSix, but there’s no way I’m NOT turnin’ y’all loose on this one LOL!
If you’re a hardcore AngstH00r and fan of vamp fics, this story will have you rivited to your screen and glued to your chair! I’ve followed it from the beginnin’ and bit my nails waitin’ for updates! You don’t have to do that ’cause it’s COMPLETE!
If you haven’t already found it, I’m proud to introduce you to…
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5447521/32/House-of-the-Horde
Rated: Fiction M – English – Suspense/Horror – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 32 – Words: 135,214 – Reviews: 2,006 – Favs: 1,145 – Follows: 1,580 – Updated: 2h ago – Published: Oct 17, 2009 – Status: Complete – id: 5447521
There’s even an awesome video by CheesyWonderbread to go with it! {The more visuals, the better, right?}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=l8Z8t3T8apk
Enjoy, y’all!
Rita
rita01tx
RobsFan-tasy
Rob Attack 
Missed you, Rita! Happy New Year!
I’ve been reading this gem from the get go myself and have loved every minute of it. I don’t care how long it takes for a story to update or finish as long as it’s truly a well written fic and this is definitely one of those. Absolutely worth the wait and a MUST READ! If you don’t care for WIP fics, this is for you. So start reading and send some love!
Happy New Year to you, too, darlin’! And I’m in total agreement with you…some fics are worth the wait. I mean, remember the time we waited a whole damn year for The Vampire in the Basement to update? I will at least give a fic 2 years to update before removin’ it from my TBR. And even then, I might pdf what I have ’cause some of them are just that damn good LOL!
Oops! Just in case anyone wants the link to that one:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4887478/1/The-Vampire-in-the-Basement
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it’s a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Rated: Fiction M – English – Hurt/Comfort/Romance – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 32 – Words: 164,189 – Reviews: 11,325 – Favs: 8,561 – Follows: 6,528 – Updated: Oct 30, 2011 – Published: Feb 26, 2009 – Status: Complete – id: 4887478
*happy dance* I just got my email update! This is a definite must read if you are an AU vamp fan. 🙂
Happy New Year, Katie darlin’! {{HUGS!}} AU vamp fics are my achilles heel! Lucky for me, there are a lot of them out there!
Hi Rita, BB. Welcome back!!!
Sounds a great fic, so I’m saving it for later as I type. Those are lovely banners too.
Hope you are doing well.
Hugs xx
Thanks, Claire Bear, and Happy New Year, while we’re at it LOL!
HotH is chock full of angsty goodness…well, badness *gigglesnort!* Dark and twisty; just how you like ’em {and write ’em}!
Happy New Year (again LMAO) I’m still being owned by my new fic, nine chapters written. BTW, Thanks to you and Kim for the music suggestion.
Hugs
xxx
Heheheh! Yeah, leave it to Kim to find the most obscure group/band, whatever you want to call it. Still, interestin’ music by The Civil War!
Something’s up with my computer! It has a love/hate relationship with YouTube and I never know when, while YouTubin’, my computer will just poof!!! Took me 6 tries to get this posted just because of the YouTube link LMAO!
Hi Claire! Happy New Year. I’ll PM you soon.
EeWee!!!!!! Happy New Year honey, I hope you and the family had a great Christmas, I’ll look out for the e mail, it’ll be good to have a catch up.
Hugs xxx
Hi Rita!! Glad to see you’re still around. Happy New Year. Thanks for the Completed story rec. I do love a Darkward every once in a while. Looking forward to a Rob-filled Rob Attack year.
Eewee baby!! {{Jumpy hugs!}} Happy New Year to you, too!!!
Yeah, me ‘n RobsFan~tasy are the last h00rs standin’…stubborn to the end LOL! RA has been her baby from its inception and it’s been a real hoot bein’ a part of it!
I’m sure y’all noticed the lack of Rob posts these last few months! That’s because RL has kicked both our asses {I’m so glad to see the back end of 2013}!
Add to that the serious lack of comments…playin’ to the sounds of crickets would make any RobH00r lose her mojo, if only for a little while!
So, since 2014 looks like it’s gonna be a banner year for Rob, we promise to do our best to get back on track…if y’all would have a little more patience with us, please!
Hi Everybody and Happy New Year to you all!! great post Rita and you know i totes agree with you. We ain’t gone nor are we going anywhere!!
Claire, hope you like the song. From what I know of R&P it fit.
Thanks BB, I have a real good feeling about this one, can’t wait for it to finish so I can start posting and get everyone’s reactions to what our poor boy has to go through.
Yeah! So happy to hear from you both that I’ll still get my nightly RA fix…promise to try & comment more, ‘kay? I’m here, tho, always! fyi, my pc shuts down during vids also…try putting it on a cooling pad (in my case, that’s a freezer pack wrapped in a towel, lol, too cheap to buy one I guess!)
Happy New Year, Robbie Elise darlin’! MWAH!!! Now see…that makes me wanna find somethin’ to post for you LOL!
And thanks for the tip! Not sure not to fiddle that on my desktop but I’ll have a go!
We’s not going nowhere Robbie Elise. We’re just short on post ideas but we’re open to suggestions from anyone!!!
Thanks for hangin with us!! MWAH!!
Thanks for this! I was so happy to see this in my email!! Can’t wait to read it.
I’ve just been reading about you (and the other fabulous ladies) in DeltaDawn’sDreams ‘Waiting in the Twilight’ and I have to say I am loving it!! I have laughed, snorted, and choked on liquids (o_O) and my family is ready to commit me. Lol.
Happy New Year!!
OMG! Well, that’s high praise indeed from you, RockRaven darlin’! WIT was RF’s first fic and my first editin’/beta job…we both got better as we went along LOL! She has a new one that will start postin’ in a couple of weeks {maybe earlier, we’ll see}! We are both lookin’ forward to everyone’s reaction since it’s a darker story than WIT!
Thanks so much for leavin’ us some love!!!
I am adding it to my alerts…I can’t believe I didn’t see this story sooner!
Sofa King Hawt. Lol, still giggling.
So glad you’re likin’ it, hon! I’m readin’ your comments on the various chapters and then (re)readin’ that chapter and laughin’ my ass off!
Our girl is a brilliant author {I keep tellin’ her!} and it gets funnier every time I read it, although I keep seein’ punctuation boo boo’s I shoulda caught but didn’t *face palm!*
Anybody else wanna read along with us…
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6762266/1/Waiting-in-the-Twilight
While working on the Breaking Dawn Movie, actor Edward Cullen finds himself addicted to a few web blogs. When a new member joins the group he finds himself captivated by the things she writes about him.
Rated: Fiction M – English – Drama/Humor – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 27 – Words: 162,094 – Reviews: 726 – Favs: 619 – Follows: 610 – Updated: Jul 28, 2013 – Published: Feb 21, 2011 – Status: Complete – id: 6762266
Ya’ll are just too Kind but I’m eating it up!! ~snort~ I gotta know RockRaven, did you know what sofaking hawt meant before it was explained? ~giggles~ it took me a couple of days after I first heard it before it sunk in. HHH has inspired us all so much!! If he only knew… My family thought I was nuts too for spewing liquids and laughing deep into the night while reading old comments and writting WIT. They still don’t get it but that’s ok, we get it.
Thanks Rita for all your hard woork advice and editing expertise. WIT brought me the best thing in the world, My best friend! MWAH!!!
Heheheh! Little did I know what I was gettin’ myself into when I offered my mad skills but I wouldn’t change a thing! It’s been a wild ride and we ain’t anywhere NEAR done!
No I didn’t! I was so confused…sofa king Hawt…I was just as confused as poor EC. But when I read the explanation…yeah, chai latte everywhere! Lol
No I didn’t! I was so confused…sofa king Hawt…I was just as confused as poor EC. But when I read the explanation…yeah, chai latte everywhere! Lol.
How did I not know about this story??? Yeah! Now I’ve got something else to start reading!!!! New year, new story! Thanks for letting us know about WIT!!!!! SSQQUUUUEEEE!
Probably because our girl is too damn modest to pimp herself, EVT darlin’! With all the fabulous fics out there, it’s easy to miss one!
Glad we could rectify that situation today LOL!
Well sh*t EVT! If had known you didn’t know I woulda posted about it LOL Just so everyone knows all my stories (and Rita’s award winning spinoff of WIT known as “Another Fine Mess”) are listed in chronological order in the far right hand column. Just click on the picture and it will take you directly o the first chapter and/or ordering page.
The fanfic I wrote formerly known as “Songs of Angels” (SOFA) Can now be purchsed as “Unforgettable” by Kimberly Foster on Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Unforgettable-ebook/dp/B00EGG2LCY/ref=sr_1_3?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1376632297&sr=1-3&keywords=unforgettable
Two hearts, one encased in ice the other closed off completely.
When tragedy strikes, the unconditional support Brittany received from her friends made her realize that love and friendship were life’s true treasures. She had trustingly given Frank her heart but, when his pleasing facade crumbled, revealing an emotionally and physically abusive monster, her heart shattered. She would never trust another man as long as she lived!
Caroline had ignited Patrick’s world with passion before setting it ablaze with her vicious avarice. What rose from the ashes was not a Phoenix but a raging, Heartless Lion. He is ruthless, callous and cold to anyone fool enough to attempt any kind of relationship with him. Can the beautiful woman he saves from a near fatal mishap thaw his frozen heart?
Can two people who have suffered through Purgatory alone, resurfacing with deep scars on their souls, survive the darkest pits of Hell together, or does Evil have other plans for them?
Fate had watched them both suffer for far too long and decided it was high time to step in!
“A Rendezvous With Death” will start posting this month on FF.net and on Fiction Pad with all the vids pics and music available there as well. It is a much darker story than anything I have written and Rita is editing it to perfection for me. I will link it up as soon as I start posting the chapters!
Thank you all for your support in my writing Career. MWAH!!! XOXO
Thanks, Ladies! Now my New Year is off to a FABULOUS start with all this great reading to catch up on! Cheers!
And Rita…shame on you for not mentioning your contriubution! RF…thank you for sharing the 411 on Rita’s spinoff:) Can’t wait to get started!
*Pfffft!* She made me do it!!!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7223327/1/Another-Fine-Mess-Chapter-1-Pinapple-Pussy-and-Pot
Edward Cullen has been isolated on the Breaking Dawn compound for far too long; at least that’s what two of his fans think. These two friends decide to take a “Road Trip” to “Free The Pretty” and Hilarity ensues!
Rated: Fiction M – English – Humor/Fantasy – Edward, Emmett – Chapters: 3 – Words: 12,380 – Reviews: 17 – Favs: 18 – Follows: 14 – Updated: Jul 29, 2011 – Published: Jul 27, 2011 – id: 7223327
LMAO! I did not!!! You were inspired by my Brilliance! ~gigglesnort~
You crazy girls crack me up.:)
Oh my goodness, I just finished Another Fine Mess…seriously, you ladies are hilarious. Rauwwr…hahahahaha
*Blush!* I’m so glad you liked it, RockRaven! It was an amazin’ process to step into the shoes of an author for awhile, if only for 3 chapters!
Don’t know if I’ll ever do it again but, if I do, I’ll post it under my own profile so I can reply to each comment *squeee!*
Thanks for the heads-up on this incredible story, Rita. I was never sure where Ragdolly was going with it, but I had to hang on for the ride and find out! Scariest freaking Edward I’ve ever read! I’m glad you mentioned The Vampire in the Basement, too – nobody should miss that story.
Ain’t it wonderful how much TALENT has bubbled up to the top in this fandom? Never ceases to amaze me.
And I promise to comment any time you’re inspired to share some RobPorn with us… Goddess knows that man is inspiring. After a virtual drought in 2013, we should have several films popping up this year. Not to mention the premieres, photo shoots and promotional tours that go with each one.
I was delighted to get a post from RobAttack – it definitely brightened the first week of this year. I hope it’s a better one for you than 2013…
Renée
You’n me both, Renee darlin’! Without givin’ too much away, I had my fingers and toes crossed for redemption in the end! Didn’t you???
Also, Vampire in the Basement blew me away and I did the most ridiculous happy dance of joy when Michellephants finally came back after a whole year to finish it!!
Thanks for not givin’ up on RA, angel! We miss you all so much and I’m sure Rob will be crankin’ up the inspiration for us this year, if his schedule is anything to go by LMAO!!