You know, there’s nothin’ sadder than Edward’s poor, abused peen waitin’ 100+ years for him to make a move already!
And it’s not only Edward’s peen doin’ all the sufferin’…his hands are hopelessly uninformed about female anatomy…
Though we understand that it is ultimately the penis attached to Mr. Cullen that will enter and spend a great deal of time in the vagina of the woman that we are finally able to touch, we do hope to also have an opportunity to touch one. What are the labia like? Do they hang? Are they firm? Stretchy? Can they be pinched as well?
Even Edward’s kinky feet have complaints they insist must be addressed LOL!
Ve Vere zinking that ve vould very much enjoy having her little feet and toes all tied-up und under our control. Ve don’t just vant to vatch zem viggle, ve vant to vatch zem squirm.
Ve vant to control zeir pleasure und pain. Ve vant to punish zem vhen they don’t treat us vell. Ve vant to show zem how zis punishment can mean great pleasure for zem as vell as for us.
Who do you turn to for advice when nothin’ you try works?
Read Letters to the Federation of Unionized Cocks FUC by Jackie K Paper and find out!
Now, if that little jewel wasn’t *ahem* long enough *cough*, do NOT miss…
Fabulous blinkie by Rose Arcadia!
the absolute classic in peen laments, which goes to…
Banner by Preciousfairymom80
Rated: Fiction M – English – Humor/Romance – Edward, Bella – Chapters: 21 – Words: 83,395 – Reviews: 683 – Favs: 552 – Follows: 520 – Updated: Mar 24, 2013 – Published: Jan 17, 2011 – Status: Complete – id: 6661209
And don’t forget the sequel…
Ramblings of a Whipped Peen by Smmiskimen
Rated: Fiction M – English – Humor/Romance – Edward, Bella – Chapters: 11 – Words: 14,148 – Reviews: 217 – Favs: 128 – Follows: 140 – Updated: Oct 22, 2012 – Published: Nov 30, 2011 – Status: Complete – id: 7594977
Know of any other fics where Edward’s cock takes center stage?
Happy Friday, y’all!