Random Rita ~ When Edward Can’t Stand the Heat!

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Good afternoon, ladies!

Haven’t done near enough readin’ this week, what with the downright deluge of new RobPorn comin’ in from LIFE distractin’ me…like that’s a bad thing LMAO!

I mean, seriously…have you SEEN our man this week???

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OMFG! *Fannin’ frantically!*

But I DO have a great rec for you this week!

The Counsellor by Michaelmas54



Edward is a successful Hollywood actor but is on the verge of a breakdown. His personal and professional life have been controlled by people who think of him as a commodity but when he loses the girl he loves because of this he walks away from his responsibilities but finds help from a strange woman who listens to his story.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Drama – Bella, Edward, James, Tanya – Chapters: 35 – Words: 90,599 – Reviews: 608 – Favs: 416 – Follows: 195 – Updated: Nov 18, 2013 – Published: Jun 8, 2013 – Status: Complete – id: 9370544x

Without givin’ anything away, nothin’ is as it seems and the characters you think you know…you don’t! This is a great read that will take you on an emotional rollercoaster ride! Did my head, for damn sure!

So, did y’all get any readin’ done, or has Rob had your head in a spin so bad you can’t focus on actual words? *gigglesnort!*

Rob Attack

Oh, fuck me sideways…where’s PullMyDaisy Too? We have THIGHPORN!!!!!

{I rest my case!}

Happy Friday, y’all!


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Filed under Fan Fiction Recs, Rita01tx

18 responses to “Random Rita ~ When Edward Can’t Stand the Heat!

  1. ClaireBamboozle

    Hi Rita honey, another great rec and some fabulous porn to boot…you are so good to us.
    Personally I liked the wonky legged ascent into the people carrier pic, not because our guy looked at his best *LMAO* but because of the cuteness of the untied shoelace and the wrinkled socks. (The half mast pants with white socks did put me in mind of Michael Jackson, though.)
    Hope you have a fabulous weekend.
    Hugs xxx

  2. theredgirl

    Thank you so much Rita-what a fantastic story. The first 3/4 kept me hanging on waiting to see what would happen next. The last 1/4 had me crying until I couldn’t. There’s not many stories out there like this and it was a pleasure to read. Thanks for the rec.

    • rita01tx

      Glad you liked it, too, Red darlin’! You can pretty much tell if you’re gonna jump right into a fic or not by the end of the first page…hell’n, this one had me by the end of the first paragraph LOL!

  3. eewee333

    The Counsellor is a terrific story. I read it last year sometime. Now, lets talk ROB! OMFG! I love the dark hair too. Let’s just all agree that NO ONE can wear suits and coats like our man! Just want to eat him up with a spoon. Now, excuse me while I take my Shamwow and clean up all the drool off my desk and computer.

    • rita01tx

      Oh, Eewee darlin’! I FLUV the way your pevy little mind works…fic rec, yeah yeah…been there, read that…ROB! ROB! ROB! ROB!
      And, of course, I completely agree with you! Our man looks so fuckin’ FINE in his 50’s clothes *le sigh!* And the dark hair? *swoon!*
      I ’bout fell off my chair when those first pics started rollin’ onto the internet…too beautiful for a mortal man!!!

  4. Yes! I loved “The Counsellor'” too! But on to Rob…..HAWT DAMN, he looks good. I kind of like the darker hair on him! He looks so fine….can’t tell you how many times this week I’ve drooled over these pics. I wonder who’s taking them on set? Whoever, bless their hearts, and keep them coming! I am REALLY excited about “LIFE.” I would go see Rob in anything, but this really looks like my kind of movie. Big James Dean fan here……
    Thanks, Rita, for the recs and info, and keeping this blog going!

    • rita01tx

      Sus darlin’! Rob’s dark hair looks so good on him…the hairstyle, along with his buff body {which might just be all those layers of clothes} and clean shaven face *h00r moan!*
      As for the photos, it’s apparently a self-proclaimed pap! Although Caitlin Cronenberg has joined the crew as official photographers, we won’t be seein’ her stuff until it’s time to start the promo cycle!
      I’m really lookin’ forward to seein’ her photos!

  5. I’ll make it unanimous: thanks for the great fic rec, yadda yadda, ROB! Sigh, it’s delightful to have company to share our … pleasure over these fine photos coming out of (lucky-ass) Toronto. It has been a while since on-set photos have flattened me quite like these. I swear this man was born for that 50’s movie star look. Watch out, Cary Grant!
    OK, taking a deep breath now. Yes, “The Counsellor” was already at the top tier of my TBR list, so the next time I’m ready to pick up an AH fic, this will be it. I noticed that when TwiFanfictionRecs posted about this story, they included their tag for supernatural/time travel, which makes it even more intriguing.
    Thanks, Rita (especially for the thigh porn – I missed that one)!

    • rita01tx

      You guys are ticklin’ my funny bone so bad, right now, Renee darlin’! Rob really did spoil us for a couple of days…not countin’ the crappy pics that came after that were hardly worth lickin’ ‘n savin’! LMAO…who am I kiddin’? I snagged every damned one of them *gigglesnort!*
      Let’s hope we’ll get more along the way…guess they’re doin’ inside shots since the weather turned wet and rainy.
      As for the time travel tag, I’d call it more of a paradigm shift LOL! {don’t really know what paradigm means…I just like to say it}

  6. Rita, glad to see you. I loved all these pics, Rob is killing us slowly but we´ll die happy and with a big smile on our faces!
    I want to ask you a very serious question, because you´re a great reader and may be you can help me. Two weeks ago some friends discovered in Fanfiction 2 fanfics that are… horrible, disgusting, nasty… and a lot of adjectives that I don´t know how to say in English. They have subject of pedophilia, rape and minor´s abuse .Written in Spanish. We have reported them to FF but they haven´t removed them. Then we knew that other readers have spent months doing the same thing, reporting those fics, but FF won´t listen them. Is that because they are written in Spanish? Have you found a case like this in English? Is there any way that we can be listened by FF? We have reported the profiles of the authors to the police of our country, but we do not know what else to do : (
    Sorry, may be this is a little off topic, but I don´t know what to do.

    • rita01tx

      Oh, yeah, Exaltada darlin’! Those pics make up for all the days Rob goes super ninja on us LMAO!
      Of course, we are greedy and always want more, but that’s not a new phenomenon LOL!

      As for the FF administrators…they seem very fickle in their reactions! Either they ignore a problem all together, of which plagiarism is the most heinous IMHO, or they randomly pull fics with no warnin’ and for no apparent reason!

      I’ve read a lot of fics that might be considered borderline insensitive {or the subject might not be everybody’s cup of tea, as in BDSM}, had it not been crucial to the plot! I’m a firm believer in freedom of speech and would never report a fic!!!

      We, as readers, are free to either read a fic…or not! If it is offensive, I simply don’t read it…or stop readin’ when I realize what I’ve stumbled onto! And, while we are not obliged to tell the author why we are bailin’ on their fic, we can if it will make us feel better!

      I don’t know what else to tell you, hon! If you and your friends are truly horrified, then don’t stop tryin’ to contact the FF admins.

      • Rita, thanks for your reply! I love your opinion, because you are a person who is against censorship. First: let me say this is the kind of stuff that may be I shouldn´t put in here, because my English is very limited and now You can think now that I´m a hypocrite because I´m an author who publishes in FF stories that don´t respect the TOS. My fics are rated MA and I always warn about it. Before reading that story I also thought I´d never report a fic. But when I read about an uncle Edward abusing Bella, his 8 years old niece , who not only get hurt BUT sometimes she likes it when abuses her… too much for me. Maybe we all have lines that cannot be crossed, and that´s mine, I have a 9 yr old daughter and after reading that I felt ill. And not only the story BUT the author comments: after first chapter, she writes: (or he, cause I can´t believe a woman can write this) next chapter (when Edward rapes child Bella) will start the hot part. HOT? Sorry??? I felt like reading words of a pedophile to another pedophile. *Sigh* Sorry for all this and my English, but I wished to explain why I crossed (after thinking a lot) that line between those people who never report a fanfic and those who did it <3.

        • BTW, I agree with you: I cannot understand why FF erases some fics (they erased a fic in Spanish because it contained the word “fuck” in the summary 😦 ), and othe fics much worse remain there years,.,,
          XOXO from me and your little niece Blanca :* who is by my side claiming why her mother is typing instead of having her in her arms 😉

          • rita01tx

            Exactly! There’s no rhyme or reason for the way they choose which fics to pull and which ones to leave alone!

            You hug that sweet baby for me, okay?

        • rita01tx

          Not at all, Exaltada darlin’! And, now that you’ve shown me exactly what you mean, I’m 100% behind your opinion that THIS absofuckinglutely crosses a line! It’s one thing for a character to have memories of bein’ abused as a child…without goin’ into too much detail, to explain why they are troubled in the present, but it’s quite another to read the gory details and call it HOT!!!
          Whatever you do, do NOT provide the title, name of the author, or a link to this story on a public forum! Not only would this give it way more attention than it deserves, but it will only encourage closet perverts to actually read it!
          The only thing I can think of would be to copy/paste your above comment {since they obviously do not read Spanish} to the FF admins every damn day until they do something about it!

          If anyone else knows how to stop something like this, please step up!

          • Thanks, Rita. Unfortunately, you have a lot of reason because I found that nasty fic reported on a public forum, and after it that “thing” got more reviews, not only insulting the author. It got more readers 😦
            Of course, I´ll hug my baby and tell her the hug are yours! ❤

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