Random Rita ~ When Edward is Breakin’ My Heart!

Wet Rob Avi

Good afternoon, ladies!

Those of you already readin’ Badlands by Planetblue know exactly what I mean when I say her Edward is breakin’ my fuckin’ heart!

Nineteen chapters in and my fingernails are sufferin’ from all the bitin’ on ’em I do waitin’ for the next update!

For those of you waitin’ for it to complete before you startin’ readin’, I say you don’t know what you’re missin!

Rob Attack


Moonlight drives and sharpened knives. This is the story of us.

Rated: Fiction  M – English – Drama/Romance –  Bella, Edward – Chapters: 19   – Words: 77,668 – Reviews: 4,906 – Favs: 1,156 – Follows: 1,612 – Updated: 23h ago – Published: Jan 11 – id: 10011982x

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Bella is mentally and physically defenseless against creepy Mike Newton’s lewd advances until one day she snaps and fights back! Seemingly from out of nowhere, Edward appears to help her deal with the aftermath. Together, they make a run towards what they hope is a better life, leavin’ a trail of death and destruction behind them!

Will they get there in one piece? Will they get there together? Will they get there at all? These are the burnin’ questions still to be answered in…

Rob Attac

How are the rest of you holdin’ up and what fics have you rivited to your seat???

Happy Friday, y’all!


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16 responses to “Random Rita ~ When Edward is Breakin’ My Heart!

  1. I’m totally with you on Badlands, Rita. With every update, I’m practically reading between my fingers, and I’ve had the latest chapter open in my browser now for the last 24 hours but have not yet sufficiently girded my loins to start reading!! I’m a huge angsth00r, and I’m going to keep reading until the (likely) bitter end, but I don’t think even EP had me biting my nails quite so voraciously. Brilliant, brilliant writing and story telling from one of my top 3 favourite fanfic authors.

    If anyone still hasn’t read PlanetBlue’s fantastic entry for the Saligia compilation, for which she wrote ‘Lust’, then I urge them to run and find it immediately.

    • rita01tx

      Well, I’m not gonna give anything away, Fluffy darlin’, but you really need to put on your big girl panties and read it asap! I don’t know what’s worse to contemplate; the end of chapter 18 or the end of this one! Hurry up and get back here to tell me which one hit you the hardest LOL!

  2. Imagine my surprise when I opened up your site this morning! I can’t thank you enough for talking about these two crazy kids, and I’m ecstatic i’ve got you so worked up (not gonna lie lol). Thank you thank you for your support and love.

    • rita01tx

      You’ve got everyone on pins and needles, PB darlin’! You caught our attention with Barefoot in Texas and you’ve owned us all since you blew us away with our beloved Manchu in Deviant!
      God help us with whatever your pervy mind comes up with next LMAO!

  3. I have to agree with you both, Rita and Liz. Badlands has me riveted! It’s the first update I open when I see it in my inbox, regardless of whether I have other updates. Though being the hopeless romantic that I am, I’m still holding out for a HEA. Planetblue is a brilliant writer and even under these dire circumstances, I still have to believe the PB can write them out of it.

    Have a lovely weekend!

    • rita01tx

      It’s what we are all hopin’ for, NKubie darlin’! And, if she can pull it off, she’ll deserve far more accolades than I can give her on my own LOL! The fact that WE can’t see how it can end at all well is what makes it so damned addictive!

  4. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE “BADLANDS”. Have I mentioned I love “Badlands” enough? He’s so hot and so psycho sexy and I just adore him. I cried during the last chapter when they had to separate for a time. OH MY GOODNESS please drive like a bat outa hell Edward and make it. Planetblue Fic’s writing is right up my alley. Just love her stories. “Deviant” I loved just as much as “Badlands” and she knows how to make her Edwards hot and edgy but still you find their vulnerability and her LEMONS ARE HOT AS WELL. Can’t wait for more and pray this doesn’t have a “Thelma and Louise” like ending. Could they possibly make it and have a HEA? Time will tell. GO EDWARD, GO!!!!!

    • I’ve mentioned the “Thelma and Louise” ending in my reviews too, Pullmydaisy. I’m hoping we’re wrong, but I could totally see it going that way. *crosses fingers*

  5. rita01tx

    Psycho Sexy!!! Pullmydaisy Too darlin’…you have such a unique way with words LMAO! But it describes this Edward better than any other word or phrase I can come up with!
    Whichever way the story ends, I know PB will have given us the most thrillin’ story we’ve read in a loooong time…if ever!

  6. Well damn, guys….thank you.

  7. ClaireBamboozle

    Hi, Rita. Sorry I’m late to the party, had a busy couple of days.
    I’ve got Badlands on alert until it finishes, soI can read it in one fell swoop. I did love Deviant, and from what I can tell, this fic seems to be right up my dark and twisted ally.
    Have a great weekend hun

    • rita01tx

      Oh, my! You certainly have a lot of readin’ to catch up on when you finish writin’, ClaireBear darlin’! But, that’s OK…I don’t want anything to distract you from finishin’ R&P!!!

  8. christa64c

    Forgive me ladies, for I have sinned. I tried to read Badlands and had to quit after the ‘Newton’ incident. I couldn’t take the intensity and the heartfail in small doses. Planetblue is a go to author for me so I’ll give it another go once it’s complete. Currently, I’m reading Shamrocks and Shenanigans in honor of St. Paddy’s weekend.

    • rita01tx

      Ah ha! So you’re one of those “rip the bandage off all in one go” kinda girls, huh Christa darlin’? Well, it only got more scarey and intense after that so probably best you wait until it’s complete!
      Well, I tell ya…it wasn’t for all the luscious RobPorn comin’ out of Toronto distractin’ me so good, I’d be tearin’ my hair out waitin’ for the next update LMAO!
      And I STILL haven’t gotten around to readin’ Shamrocks and Shenanigans! You’ll have to tell me what you think of it when you’re done! Deal?

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