Random Rita ~ When It’s All About the Man Fur!

Wet Rob Avi

Afternoon, ladies!

Everybody ready to OD on Cannes RobPorn? Stupid question, I know LMAO!

Well, we know for a fact, he’s on his way. Hell’n he’s probably landin’ as we speak!

Tweets from the source, Rachel Clarke: “He was super sweet. 🙂 Wished him luck at Cannes and got a big smile and a thank you. #Swoon it was amazing… not ONE pap!! I was so happy for him!” Thanks RClarke423!

Rob Attack

In the meantime, I have one completed fic and one WIP for you!

Rob Attack


He smelled nice, I noticed, not that I was blatantly breathing him in, even though I totally was – blatantly. All soap and sawdust from a slab of freshly cut lumber. All man. AH Complete

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Angst – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 22 – Words: 81,312 – Reviews: 2,559 – Favs: 1,526 – Follows: 2,261 – Updated: May 15 – Published: May 13, 2013 – Status: Complete – id: 9288819

In this fic, Edward and Bella are both war weary…she from a broken relationship and he from actual war. Each seeks peace, which is hard to come by. They might not have been lookin’ for love but it’s what they find when they meet and, ultimately, it’s what heals their poor, battered hearts!

The fact that Edward has a beard all through the story is a major turn on for me ’cause I loves me a thick, soft beard on a man! Rob’s mountain man beard? Puddle of goo, here! What I wouldn’t give to nuzzle and sniff my way around his neck and cheeks *sigh!*

ps: JonesN has pulled all her fics but this one (which I suspect won’t be up for long) with a view to publishin’! There’s a link on her profile if you’re lookin’ for pdf’s!


Rob Attack


A tortured professor consumed by a secret. A quiet student who catches his eye. He’s barely existing. She’s young and innocent. When she enters his hellish world, it shifts…again. AH. Short drabblish chapters from WitFit prompts.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Angst/Romance – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 44 – Words: 20,972 – Reviews: 3,854 – Favs: 584 – Follows: 1,005 – Updated: 7h ago – Published: Apr 4 – id: 10241842

Chocaholic brings some angsty goodness to the table in Barely Breathing! It’s love/hate at first sight for Edward, whereas Bella isn’t so ambiguous…she’s hooked from the get go! This is one of those “drop everything and read” WIPs and, at this point,  I will only add that I’m not likin’ Alice in this fic…at all!

Let’s hear what fics are keepin’ you up all night!

Happy Friday, y’all!


Night Raider




Filed under Fan Fiction Recs, Rita01tx

15 responses to “Random Rita ~ When It’s All About the Man Fur!

  1. Hi Rita! Hello, Ladies! I was just telling a friend last night about all the red carpet photos we will have soon. Hopefully there will be hundreds, no, really, thousands of pics to swoon over. Best wishes to Rob!

    • rita01tx

      Hey, Lisa darlin’! There will be thousands of pics…there has to be with TWO of his films as Cannes! I’ve already organized my Pinterest boards and hard file folders to receive the goodies LOL!

      • I’m still downloading pics from The Rover! I’m wanting to make a video book but still trying to determine the screen resolution. I’ve got the image for the “book” cover but still have more editing to do to it (I’d like to add a border). Any suggestions for the size? Should it be very large such as 3500 x 2500, more or less the original size the photos come in? Or resize them smaller such as 1600 x 900 to fit a computer screen better?

        • rita01tx

          RF will tell you my preference is always “the bigger, the better,” Lisa darlin’! My ideal viewin’ pleasure is high quality, fullscreen pics! BTW, check out this purloined screencap from Maps to the Stars!

          Seriously, I can’t wait to see BOTH Rob’s films!!!

  2. Hey Rita! Hey Lisa! Did someone say Cannes??? Hello Rob porn! YAY!! I got 3 words for that…

    • rita01tx

      Just loaded 8 new pics of Rob arrivin’ at Nice airport in France to my Robert Pattinson board on Pinterest…you know the way LOL!

    • It’s been a while and I am so happy to see Rob all spiffed up and looking soooo gooood. Been waiting forever for his new movies to come out. Can’t wait much longer!!!!

      • rita01tx

        Tumblr kicked me off early this evenin’ ’cause I’d already reached my daily quota of posts…damnit!
        This means I can only pin photos from the source, which is fine I guess, but I can’t reblog anyone’s edits on tumblr until tomorrow! *Sigh!* It’s gonna take me DAYS to catch up LMAO!

  3. O.o I’ll go looky soon! I’m busy right now posting this great little fic I know about LOL https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10009732/1/A-Rendezvous-with-Death

  4. bevey99

    What is your name on Pinterest? I might already be following you. Here’s a One-shot I found the other day. Definite mystery and unique story-line.

  5. rita01tx

    This is me, Bevey darlin’!

    I’ll have a look at that one-shot in a little bit and get back to you!

  6. rita01tx

    OK, THIS I gotta hear…

    Several members of the press have advanced the notion that The Rover finally proves Pattinson’s acting chops, though I think he already acquitted himself admirably two years ago when he starred in David Cronenberg Cannes premiere Cosmopolis. What they really mean is that The Rover lets Pattinson be butch for once, waving around a gun and caking his face with blood and dirt in a bid to prove his manliness in the wake of Twilight. It’s ironic, then, that the best-liked part of The Rover comes when Pattinson — and the movie — gets a little lighter in the loafers. Sitting alone in his car before a major gun battle, Pattinson listens to the radio and sings along. The song is Keri Hilson’s “Pretty Girl Rock,” and Pattinson’s dumb-dumb launches into an unexpectedly sweet falsetto, certain that no one is watching. “Don’t hate me ‘cause I’m beautiful,” he croons. “Now do the pretty girl rock.” Pattinson knows what it’s like to be hated for his franchise-leading beauty, and the solutions are clear: He can either brush that dirt off his shoulder, or, as in The Rover, smear it all over his face.

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