Good afternoon, ladies!
I’ll bet you’ve all been so busy lickin’ ‘n savin’ RobPorn you didn’t even miss me LMAO!
Well, you weren’t the only ones gettin’ hand cramps from all the mouse clickin *gigglesnort!*
I mean, seriously, who wouldn’t get completely lost in such epicness as…THIS!
Do NOT get me started or we’ll never get to the fic rec LMAO!
Today, it’s my great pleasure to introduce you to Dead Man Walking by TrueEnglishRose! Normally, drabbles aren’t exactly up my alley but, in this case, I’ll make an exception, especially as it is fuckin’ hilarious AND it updates multiple times daily!
Following in her grandfather’s footsteps as the Medical Examiner for the City of Port Angeles, Bella prepares to do an autopsy on the most beautiful man she’s ever seen, dead or alive!
“Right to left, diagonally from collarbone to sternum,” I whispered and let the scalpel glide into the skin.
It was tougher than I was expecting, but he had been sat on the table for a while now and rigor mortis was setting in.
A small amount of blood seeped out from the cut and I still felt bad that I had marred his flawless skin.
“That really fucking hurts, you know,” a voice whispered huskily.
All I remember after that was that I let out a blood curdling scream before everything went black.
The fun really begins when she wakes from her faintin’ spell only to find she’s not where she expected to be!
I had no idea what to expect when I first woke up, but it certainly wasn’t having the dead man, who apparently was no longer dead, lying next to me.
And get this, he fainted, too!
Yeah, I found it hard to be scared when pretty boy fainted alongside me.
If that’s not enough to make you curious enough to give this story a shot, I don’t know what will LMAO!
Happy Friday, y’all!