Random Rita ~ Friday Feature Fics!

Wet Rob Avi

Evenin’ ladies!

Well, I didn’t expect this but I’m still in Fluff Mode!

Doesn’t have a thing to do with all the happy, smiley RobPorn of the last few days, now does it? Naaaah!

My heart pounded in my chest when I realized he was a mere 30 minutes away {in Amsterdam} the other day/night…so near, yet so far *le sigh!*

But I digress…understandably LMAO!

So, I had one more fluffy fic to rec before easin’ us back into the more dramatic fics!

Rob Attack

{banner by Ana}

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9595891/1/Calendar-Guys

VOTED TWICE AS THE LEMONADE STAND’S FAB FIVE FICS OF THE WEEK. Photographer Bella is heartbroken after her break up from Mike, but her best friend Rosalie has a plan to cheer her up – shooting a sexy calendar for Eclipse magazine. Lots of lemony fun! Featuring Bella, Edward and a whole feast of lovely Twi-guys! Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Humor – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 38 – Words: 62,788 – Reviews: 913 – Favs: 717 – Follows: 1,135 – Updated: Sep 14 – Published: Aug 14, 2013 – Status: Complete – id: 9595891

Eclipse is putting together a calendar for next year. A nude male calendar.” Rosalie sat back, looking triumphant. Bella and Alice exchanged confused looks.

“So?” asked Bella. “What has this got to do with me?”

“Duh! We need a photographer. I’ve shown Esme some of your work and she’s agreed to hire you. Isn’t that great?”

“That’s great news!” said Alice. “But I’m confused. What did you mean about a challenge, Rose?”

“Oh yes, this is the best part!” she winked. “Bella Swan, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to sleep with all 12 male models. That should give you your mojo back!”

“What?!” choked Bella, spitting out her cosmo in shock. “Rose, are you crazy?! No.” She blinked furiously. “No!” She looked to Alice for support, but her friend was just giggling hysterically.

“Alice, will you talk some sense into her, please?” asked Bella, looking pleadingly at her best friend.

“Well, she is a qualified sex therapist – maybe sex is the best therapy,” Alice laughed, enjoying seeing Bella squirm. Her friend had been so down since the break-up – almost zombie-like in her state of sadness. Rose’s outrageous plan seemed to have shocked some life back into Bella.

Bella shook her head, but there was a smile on her face. Rose and Alice looked at her expectantly.

“OK.”

Well, that shocked me! I wasn’t expectin’ Bella to be a total slut *gigglesnort!* Havin’ said that, I have never laughed so hard in my life at all the epic cock blockin’ goin’ on in this fic!

Not gonna give any of them away here…you’ll just have to read Calendar Guys!!!

~oOo~

Now, because I couldn’t wait to rec this one, I’m easin’ us back to the Dark Side NOW!!!

Rob Attack

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10650168/1/Stealing-Bella

To repay a debt owed by her sister, Isabella Swan must spend seven nights in the bed of the scarred and scandalous Edward Cullen, her family’s greatest enemy.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Angst – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 23 – Words: 29,160 – Reviews: 924 – Favs: 760 – Follows: 1,371 – Updated: 7h ago – Published: Aug 27 – id: 10650168

Bella bein’ forced to offer herself to pay someone else’s debt has cropped up in two other fics recently…one of them I will never rec and other is only 2 chapters in so I’ll be waitin’ to see how dark that one gets first!

Traumatized by that grotesquely violent fic of the same subject, I was hesitate to start this one but I’m so glad I did ’cause I LOVE it!

Trembling, she took in the huge room, stopping at the end of the huge oak table that dominated the space. The table had clearly been built for a large crowd, huge high backed chairs lining either side but as her gaze followed the length of it, she noted that the seat at the head of the table was not empty.

Edward Cullen.

The Cullen Bastard, he was often referred to in the shallow society circles her sister belonged to. Rich, powerful and the man who would be taking her virginity tonight.

“Sir, the woman has arrived.”

Without uncurling from the slouch in the large chair opposite her, the man lifted his gaze to hers.

At the sight of him, her breath caught in her throat and her bag fell from her frozen fingers to land with an echoing thud at her feet. She moved her gaze down, trying to ignore the fierce pounding of her heart.

Her sister had told her about it and she’d heard all sorts of terrifying stories from her brother in law, he’d always made a point to flaunt the disgusting scars that resided on his cousin.

But none of what she’d heard had been enough to prepare her from seeing his ruined face.

Is Edward the beast Bella expects him to be? Read and find out!

Happy Friday, y’all!

Rita

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14 responses to “Random Rita ~ Friday Feature Fics!

  1. Just when you think no one can come up with another Edward/Bella fanfic that hasn’t already been done, we get “Stealing Bella”. All I can say is WOW. This story has so many diverse layers and is very well written. I look forward to seeing an update in my inbox and can’t wait to see where the writer takes this but she’s set it up so well, it could go in any direction at this point and would be fantastic. Thanks for spotlighting this awesome fic.

  2. rita01tx

    Hey, Alex darlin’! Welcome to RA and I’m glad to find another Stealing Bella enthusiast already *fist bump!*
    Yes, so far, a couple people Bella thought she knew {or knew of} have had their outer layers peeled back…for better or worse!
    Very intriguin’ fic and, like you, I’m very excited to see where Violet Bliss takes us!!!

  3. nancym5621

    Rita my sweet, thanks for this new rec. I am looking forward to reading it. Sounds intrigueing. 😉 I need to finish CSI Seattle Washington by Michaelmas54 first.

  4. rita01tx

    Oooh! I really want to get to that one as well as Dreams and Fantasies, Nancy darlin’! I’ve only read The Counsellor so far and absolutely loved it!

  5. christa64c

    Stealing Bella has me running to the PC every morning looking for updates!
    There’s nothing wrong with a little fluff, Rita. But as a true angst h00r, I can’t wait for more dark and heart breaking fics.
    Wonderful post Rita!!

    • rita01tx

      Lucky for us, she does update often, Christa darlin’! But I don’t know how some authors manage to do it, especially the ones who update daily and sometimes even multiple times a day! Counselor leaves me flabbergasted in that regard LOL! And there’s barely a pause between stories, either! Damn woman’s a lean, mean writin’ machine LOL!

  6. Oh goody, you did post this week! I must’ve missed the email notification with all that goodness going on this week. I finished reading The Biology Project and I am just starting Failure to Thrive. ROB started off extremely fluffy and took a more serious turn, but I liked it. E was Mindy creepy in the beginning with all of his trips to the bathroom. LOL This story had a bit of everything- fluff, angst, intrigue, drama and some sexy time. I quite enjoy it Rita dear, so thank you for the Rec. I’d have finished sooner had I not been so distracted. I’ve only just started your other rec from last week, FTT, but I’m loving it already.

    • Okaay, I guess I should’ve read over my comment before posting it. Dern auto correct!!!! Hopefully you were able to piece together that ‘ROB’ should’ve been ‘TBP’ and ‘Mindy’ should read ‘kinda.’

  7. rita01tx

    Glad to hear you enjoyed my recs, Kay darlin’! It would be silly to believe we all have the same tastes in fics but when someone takes the time to let me know they enjoy what I enjoy, it makes my day!!!

    • rita01tx

      Bwahahaha! I wondered what had happened!
      Well, good thing I’m fluent in Kimmeyspeak {aka RobsFan-tasy} on googlechat LMAO! I was able to pretend I knew what ROB was and actually deduct that Mindy was supposed to be kinda *gigglesnort!*

  8. ClaireBamboozle

    More fic yumminess loaded to my kindle for when I get some time to read 😀
    Have a great weekend honey.
    Hugs xx

  9. rita01tx

    Hi, ClaireBear! I’ve been enjoyin’ the hell out of Rob & Tahliah’s 2014 European Love Tour LMAO! Unfortunately, that’s been distractin’ me from my official duty *facepalm!*

  10. nancym5621

    Rita my love, you never fail to make my days with your recs.
    I have one for you as well today, although you may already know that one of my favorite authors, PattyRose, has just posted a new story. I’m thanking all the angels and saints for this one as it looks to be another whopping story. It’s called, “The Age Of Innocence “. Here is her synopsis:

    Words: 3,821
    Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
    Rated: M
    Character: Bella, Edward

    On the eve of the Second World War, young Isabella has been taken from all she knows and is now stepdaughter to one of the richest men in America. Spending her summers in Washington State, she’s unaware that this is where she & a young boy will find their fate, where childhood friendship will mature into the fiercest love: a love that must endure the end of innocence. Rated M. E&B.
    ———
    Even though I usually wait until Fics are completed before I get involved, when it comes to just a few authors I just can’t wait that long. 😉

    • rita01tx

      Saw the first chapter post today, Nancy darlin’! Looks like one I’d certainly enjoy and with as many completed fics already on her profile we can trust PattyRose to finish this one so there’s no need for anyone to be a WIP Weenie, right?

      {Sorry I didn’t post last Friday but I will be back this Friday with more recs!}

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