After readin’ so much angst lately, no matter how wonderful the HEA…if we’re lucky enough to get one, my need for nerd started workin’ its way into the driver’s seat LOL!
Hell, in a pinch, even a geek will do! What’s the difference you may well ask? It can be confusin’, especially since there’s some crossover between the two, makin’ possible geeky nerds…or nerdy geeks! Just remember these two definitions from the Urban Dictionary
- Nerd: The person you will one day call “boss”
- Geek: The people you picked on in high school and wind up working for as an adult.
That bein’ the case, a quick “geek” search of my TBR brought these two jewels to my attention and, having’ read both back-to-back already, I’m proud to rec them for you today!
Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Humor – Edward, Bella – Chapters: 32 – Words: 112,038 – Reviews: 1,303 – Favs: 909 – Follows: 525 – Updated: Jul 10, 2012 – Published: Jan 11, 2011 – Status: Complete – id: 6643149 x
I swear, every time the nickname Teddy is used in a fic, Edward turns out to be the sweetest man any woman could possibly want! Of course, Bella makes her claim on him pretty much instantly when she brings her laptop to his and Emmett’s computer repair shop LOL!
I had no idea what was going on, but right this moment Bella Swan was practically in my lap, and her arms were wrapped around me, and she was really kissing me.
Who was I to question this miracle?
She pulled back and gave me a look full of surprise and confusion.
She mumbled something like, “Stupid eyes…swoon…no willpower…”
She gasped and gripped my hair tight in her hands and put her tongue in my mouth. Holy cow! I’m French kissing Bella Swan! And boy, was she good at it! I ran my arms around her back and held her tightly. It was amazing to me how her body molded itself to mine perfectly.
God, this was totally the best day ever.
After that, it’s no surprise to learn Bella’s just as twitterpated LOL!
Oh, my God. He was such a dork, but so freakin’ sweet, and God, he was so good looking! Didn’t my Teddy realize how hot he was? That shy nerdiness was adorable. It made me almost crazy with desire to kiss him.
I bet my Teddy was a virgin. Oh, the fun I would have teaching that hot dork how to please me in bed. I technically was a virgin, but I had sure done everything else. Me and Teddy could be each other’s first!
Well, he is and they are but there’s so much more to Teddy than hot nerdlisciousness but you’ll have to read Mysterious Ways to learn more!
Have you fallen in love with any other Teddies???
Rated: Fiction M – English – Humor – Edward, Bella – Chapters: 23 – Words: 63,184 – Reviews: 3,515 – Favs: 1,467 – Follows: 1,358 – Updated: Dec 1, 2014 – Published: Aug 3, 2013 – Status: Complete – id: 9557633
Fifteen-year-old Edward Cullen is cursed with the most dysfunctional family ever! From a doctor father uses PROPS in his detailed lecture on anal sex after his older brother, Jasper, convinces their parents he’s gay to a seven-year-old brother, Jake, who blackmails Edward, Jasper and their sister, Rosalie, to keep quiet about their love interests comin’over while the ‘rents are out for the evenin’ LOL!
Yes, life is hard for poor Edward with such epic fails as:
Edward ‘The Tampon’ Cullen
The Bubble Gum Bust
Massive Cock Boy and Hairless Wonder Freeze Frame
Dirty Talk Debacle
Texting and Sexting Trouble
The Journal Jeering
Fornication Fail, followed by Carlisle and his Colored Coded Cocks
‘Hole to my Donut’ Disaster
Fornication Fail Part Deux – Drunk and Disorderly
And the cherry on top:
The Humiliating Hyundai Hump
There are a few bright spots, however! Edward’s revenge on Jasper lands him in front of Carlise to suffer through the same anal sex lecture as Edward, which leads to a…
Jazz squeezed my hand harder than necessary, but I didn’t care because that handshake was proof I’d won.
We went back to watching the game – me with a huge grin plastered on my face.
There was just one question I was dying to ask – something that had weighed on my mind for some time.
“Can I ask you a question, Jasper?”
“Yeah, what?” He kept his eyes on the screen.
Jasper shrugged. “Fuck if I know. And I don’t want to. Let’s promise to never, ever Google it and find out!”
“Deal. Just one more thing – the butter part. Why can’t you use it as a lubricant? Will it make the girl fat? Like somehow get absorbed into her system or something? I don’t get it.”
“Oh my God. Are you for real?” Jasper’s hand hit his forehead. “Wait ’til the guys hear this one.”
“But…but we called a truce!” I whined.
“That was before you were a clueless idiot.”
I should have known it would be short-lived. Oh well, the satisfaction of having him experience the anal object insertion demo was totally worth it.
Oh my God, indeed! If, in the future, anyone asks you to name the funniest fic you’ve ever read, Awkwardly Yours will be at the top of the list!
So, there you have it! What fics have moved you to tears of laughter…or tears in general?
Happy Friday, y’all!