Random Rita ~ Friday Feature Fics!

Wet Rob Avi

Evenin’, ladies!

Don’t faint! I’m still here…another year older but absolutely not one iota wiser LOL!

Two recs for you today!

One is a classic I’m rereadin’ as we speak and I’d forgotten how freakin’ funny Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain is!

Rob Attack

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5062719/1/Bella-Swan-Kidnapper

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Humor – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 23 – Words: 74,736 – Reviews: 8,826 – Favs: 14,599 – Follows: 3,031 – Updated:Jun 27, 2009 – Published: May 15, 2009 – Status: Complete – id: 5062719

Seems every time Edward hires a new nanny or babysitter for his son, Ethan, and daughter, Sophie, they wind up in the hands of Bella Swan! If her son, Leo, isn’t stowin’ them away in the back of her truck, she finds herself rescuin’ them from one bad situation after another herself LOL!

{Joggin’ around the block with Leo and Jacob, her police officer neighbor…}
By the time we made it back to our houses, I was ready to collapse. I bent over and put my hands on my knees. I was panting and about to fall over when I heard a familiar voice. “Bella!” I looked up to see Ethan running towards me.

“Hey kid. What are you doing here?” I asked once I caught my breath.

He wrinkled his nose. “Me and Sophie are at Tanya’s house. She’s our babysitter today.”

Oh, hell no.

Yeah, Tanya’s only in it to worm her way into Edward’s good graces…uh, his bed! So, after a Mission Impossible type operation to get the kids back to her house, Bella waits for the inevitable shit storm!

When the doorbell rang suddenly, they all went quiet. I loved these kids. I winked at them before going to answer the door, expecting to find one pissed off neighborhood floozy.

“Good afternoon Bella,” a velvety voice greeted me instead.

Oh this was too good. “Hi Edward,” I said with a slightly confused tone. “What are you doing here?”

He quirked an eyebrow. “I’m picking up the kids?” It sounded more like a question.

“Edward, you let Tanya watch them today. Remember?” I asked, sounding concerned. My acting skills had improved with age.

His eyes widened in disbelief. “You left my kids with Tanya?” he half shouted.

“No! You left your kids with Tanya. What the hell were you thinking?” I shouted back.

“I was thinking you would kidnap them like you always do!” he admitted.

“You idiot! Why didn’t you just ask me to keep them?” Acting was no longer required. Seriously. His plan was stupid.

“I wanted it to be your idea. I didn’t want you to get annoyed with me showing up so much,” Edward replied, stressfully running his fingers through his hair. I secretively crooked my finger behind the door, motioning for Sophie to come over.

“I’ve got to go get them out of there. I hope they aren’t traumatized.”

Sophie stepped into view. “Hi Daddy.”

“Hi Sophie,” he replied. Then it clicked, “Sophie!” He looked so relieved and then playfully glared at me. “Oh I’m going to get you for that one Swan.” He picked his daughter up and squeezed her to him.

I stepped aside to let him in. “On the contrary, you owe me for that one Cullen. I had to do a lot of scheming to free your children. It involved walkie-talkies, unusual code names, and a lovely young man named Kyle.”

Watch as Tanya realizes she’s lost Edward’s kids *gigglesnort!*

He stepped towards me. “How can I make it up to you Bella?”

“Um…” That kind of caught me off guard. Alright Mr. Smooth Talker, “You can call Tanya and tell her you’re on your way to pick up the kids.” That wasn’t what he was expecting, but he set Sophie down and did it anyway. I smiled and headed for the window.

“What are we doing?” he asked, coming up behind me.

“Just watch,” I replied. The words had barely left my mouth when Kyle came running out, his shirt unbuttoned and his shoes in his hand. He jumped in his car and sped out of the driveway. Two minutes later, Tanya was rushing across the street to my house. The doorbell rang. “Come with me.”

Tanya’s angry expression quickly faded when she saw Edward standing next to me. “Bella! Edward! I was just… um…”

“Tanya! I was just explaining to Edward how I volunteered to keep the children, so you could spend time with your guest. That Kyle sure was a looker,” I winked. I could be on Desperate Housewives with stunts like this.

“Yes Tanya, why didn’t you tell me you were busy? I would have never asked you to keep my children had I known your boyfriend was coming over. I’ll just leave them with Bella from now on.” His arm snaked around my waist and pulled me closer. I hadn’t planned that part, but I kept my fake smile in place.

“Oh,” she replied, not knowing what else to say. “Okay, I guess I’ll…”

“Okay bye honey.” I smiled and closed the door. I turned to Edward, “You ever leave your kids with her again, and I’ll kidnap them and let Tanya kidnap you.”

He cringed. “Sorry Bella. I guess I didn’t really think it through.”

“No shit,” I replied. “If I was tired of you, I would have told you. Your kids are welcome here anytime.”

“You’re not tired of me huh?” he said with a cocky grin.

“Your kids,” I clarified. “I’m not tired of your kids. You’re part of the package that I tolerate for Ethan and Sophie’s sake.” I headed for the kitchen.

Hell’n my stomach hurts from laughin’ so hard and I’m still wipin’ tears off my cheeks! Bella Swan: Kidnapper is a MUST READ if you haven’t already and a MUST REREAD if you have!

~oOo~

Got another lovely, red-eyed Edward for you! What? I just can’t seem to get enough!

Rob Attack

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6691451/1/Finding-Heaven

Edward is a non-veggie Volturi Guard who’s main job is ‘fishing’ with Heidi. He likes his job until he comes across a certain ‘fish’ who completely captivates him and possibly changes him forever.* E/B *Sum inside *AU*OOC*CITRUS conts.DARKWARD

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Angst – Edward, Bella – Chapters: 31 – Words: 111,634 – Reviews: 737 – Favs: 733 – Follows: 296 – Updated: Mar 16, 2011 – Published: Jan 27, 2011 – Status: Complete – id: 6691451

We all know how badly Edward wanted to drain Bella when he first caught her scent in Twilight and how hard he fought to keep himself in check for the sake of his family, if nothin’ else. Now, you’d expect a red-eyed Edward to have waaay less inclination to resist the call of her blood but Bella manages to flummox him every time LOL!

I was about to approach a group of people who were looking over some tourist maps, when I noticed a girl walking past the cupid {a street mime pretendin’ to be a statue}. He touched her arm in attempts to scare her, but she was unaffected, which seemed to provoke him to try harder. He followed her for a few yards, and kept tugging on her hair and pulling on the strap of her purse. She ignored him until his taunting crossed the line; he grabbed her inappropriately in a sexual manner. Then her reaction surprised even me, she turned around and punched him square in the jaw. The cupid stumbled back a few steps and when he recovered himself, he just stared after the girl as she departed.

He was obviously shocked into a dumbfounded stupor.

It was rare that I was entertained by anything that humans did, but the scene was very interesting to me and I had to admit, I was impressed by the girl. She didn’t care that it was a crowded area and in the middle of the day, she just punched him hard and gave no apologies for it.

I turned back to the people with the maps, and began to charm them until they happily boarded my bus of death. In many ways, I was like the Grim Reaper leading poor souls to their ultimate and untimely demise, but it made me feel powerful.

“Do you have room for one more?”

There was no image violent enough to encapsulate the force of what happened to me in that moment. The most intoxicatingly irresistible smell filled my airways, and I had never experienced anything more alluring and desirable in all my immortal life.

I turned slowly to face the source of the sweetest blood I’d smelled in eighty years. It was the same girl who had just punched the cupid, but in that moment she had no face, all that existed was the pulsating hum as her heart pumped the luscious blood through her veins. Tempting me and begging me to pounce, her blood sang to me, la tua cantante.

Aro had told me about this in the past, it was rare but real. When someone’s blood appeals more than any other that they had ever encountered before, he called it la tua cantante, because the blood sings to the vampire. All other blood was mud next to hers, and I knew that no other blood would ever be satisfying again.

“Um, is everything Ok?” She asked, and she had no idea how drastically opposite to Ok she actually was in that moment.

“Sir, when will we be leaving for Volterra?” A man asked from the bus behind me.

I was stuck in a conundrum. I yearned to drink her right then and there, and I really didn’t care about the bystanders. But if my bus of fish started freaking out, then I’d need to kill them as well, and I’d have to start my fishing all over again, which I didn’t have time for. By killing her in that moment, I’d be risking my life as well because if I didn’t bring the tourist back soon, Aro would punish me severely.

There was no choice, I had to remain in control.

“I’m sorry, the bus is full” I said through clinched teeth. I used every ounce of will power that I was capable of, to turn away from the girl and climb the steps of the bus before driving away. Though she walked away with her life at that moment, the beats of her heart were definitely numbered. I planned to bring the fish back to Volterra, and then immediately return to follow her delectable scent back to wherever she went after I left, and I would drain every drop.

I couldn’t get the damn fish back to Aro fast enough, and with every passing minute that my craving was left unsatisfied, it grew tenfold.

But what’s Bella doin’ in Italy in the first place?

“So, Europe for the summer huh?”

“Yep, that’s the plan.”

“I wish I could go with you.”

“Jake, I’ll be fine.” I tried assuring him because I knew he was worried about me, if only I could assure myself as well.

Jacob and I were very close. Most of my school friends thought we were more than friends, but that just wasn’t the case. Even though I was older, Jake always treated me like his little sister, and he was always very protective of me.

“Things are really going to be boring around here without you,” he told me, then gave me a hug and we said goodbye. I had to hold back the tears as the magnitude of the situation overtook me, because that could have been the last time I ever saw him, or Charlie. If my mom was really killed by the monsters, then there was a good chance that I would be too. That potential threat alone should have been enough to make me stay home, but I just couldn’t move on with my life without answers.

I read so many different legends about vampires from all over the world, and they all said they originated in Transylvania. I thought about going to Romania first, but my mother clearly stated Volterra, so I went straight to Italy. My great grandmother still lived in Florence, so I made arrangements to stay with her while I questioned the locals about what they knew.

The more time I spent in Italy however, the more the possibility of vampires being real, seemed unlikely. No one claimed to know anything, and if they did know of someone who went missing, they just dismissed it and came up with some kind of probable excuse. I went to Volterra, but I didn’t find anything, so I returned to Florence. After being in Italy with my grandmother for a month, and finding absolutely nothing, I decided to actually enjoy the rest of my summer there.

My journey to learn the truth turned into nothing more than a vacation, until I read something interesting in the newspaper.

**Volterra Tours**

Come take this private tour of Volterra’s rich histories and long forgotten truths.

There was something about the ad, which made me resume my investigation.

Perhaps it was the ‘forgotten truths’ part, but I knew I needed to go back to Volterra.I had already been there once, but maybe if I actually took a tour, then I could get some extra information.

I was walking by the Uffitzi Gallery, when a man dressed like a cupid statue completely violated me. He wouldn’t leave me alone, and he completely crossed the line, so I punched him. Being the daughter of a police chief, I knew exactly how to throw a decent punch, so I wasn’t surprised that the guy backed off after that. I started walking off when I saw exactly what I had set out to find, a Volterra tour bus.

I walked over to the man who was obviously the bus driver, and asked him if there was room for one more. The man was very strange, and he twisted his face in a way that made him almost look inhuman. He said they were full, and then he drove the bus away.

Wanna know if she stumbles across Edward’s path again? You know she does! Wanna know what he does about it? You’re gonna have to read Finding Heaven!!!

And since I didn’t post earlier, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

and

Happy Friday, y’all!

Rita

Night Raider

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48 responses to “Random Rita ~ Friday Feature Fics!

  1. kitt

    Bella Swan Kidnapper is an oldie but a goodie!
    First story I ever read with a Jacob in it that I couldn’t help but like.
    The most well-behaved kids ever in it.
    And loved the pranks Bella did with her sister.

    Funny how these stories have embedded themselves into our heads and hearts! I lost my car in the grocery store lot yesterday but I can sure remember details of my fav fanfics! 😉

    Glad to see you in 2016, Rita!

    • rita01tx

      Thanks, Kitt darlin’!
      Yeah, I should be readin’ new stuff to rec but BSK was bein’ discussed on Facebook and I made the mistake of openin’ the link *facepalm!*

      • kitt

        There’s always the new to discover, but it’s okay to sink back into that comfy Edward story of old too. It’s like bringing out the ornaments to hang on the tree–all the memories they hold! 🙂

      • donna239

        I actually started to re-read this story last week. Love it!

        • rita01tx

          Funny as hell and sweet to boot, Donna darlin’! I can’t imagine anyone readin’ BSK without laughin’ out loud hard enough to get the side-eye from the rest of their family…many times LMAO!

  2. dpennell007

    Happy New Year! I Loved Bella Swan: Kidnapper. So clever and funny!
    I’ve not heard of the second story, I’ll have to check it out.

    This is what I recently finished. It was recommended on FB last week by Deb Drotuno Rotuno: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6460691/1/For-Whom-The-Bell-Tolls

    For Whom The Bell Tolls By: CyraBear
    There’s a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
    Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Mystery – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 49 – Words: 130,447 – Reviews: 4,407 – Favs: 2,646 – Follows: 2,510 – Updated: Feb 3, 2012 – Published: Nov 7, 2010 – id: 6460691

    This is my favorite quote by Edward: ‘He sighed. “I guess it didn’t work too well. You were supposed to be starry-eyed and breathless by now, not suspicious and hostile.”‘ It doesn’t say complete – because there was only an epilogue to go before the author sadly passed away, but it ends in a good place.

    ——————————————————————————–

    And this sexy, sentimental, HUGELY reviewed story is the latest I’ve added to my favorite list. Their childhood memories, the little glimpse of their future – perfect. She has outtakes too.

    https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4918784/1/Alphabet-Weekends

    Alphabet Weekends By: the-glory-days
    Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
    Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Friendship – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 34 – Words: 124,991 – Reviews: 11,418 – Favs: 11,234 – Follows: 5,826 – Updated: Mar 13, 2010 – Published: Mar 12, 2009 – Status: Complete – id: 4918784

  3. bevey99

    Happy New year to all! I’ve read all of the above [except Dog Star} and loved them Alphabet Weekend is smutty/ light entertainment. BSK is freaking hysterical. I think I am the last person to read Bonnie Foi [I know right] but that’s currently on my pad, along w/ all the entries to the Age of Edward Contest [one made me cry-that’s monumental cause I’m not an angst wimp], and all my WIP.
    Happy new and old reading to everyone.

  4. Happy New Year! I read it all of fics mentioned, BSK is funny, love this Bella 🙂 I had hard time with Dog Star because of Edward and Tanya… For Whom the Bell Tolls is great great story. Finding Heaven is excellent too. Bonne Foi is one of my favorite story to read and re read, love this B&E

    I finished Come Back tomorrow by Shadow Masen and this was excellent and emotional, Don’t Take the Girl by SparklingWand was cute, thanks Rita for this pdf. I stared this new year with Nature of Love by Drotuno .. wow! excellent story. This one is great too The Christmas Ship by Alisa Pearce.

    actually I’m in my wip… some of them 🙂

    Tidbit by LyricalKris
    A Gentleman and His Lady by sweetwordsofmine
    Disguised Intentions by ForeverRobsessed
    About Last Night by Dawning Juliet
    Grass Is Always Greener by moosals
    Blood Master Artistic Entertainer, thanks Rita for this one 🙂

    and this one and curant wip for this story from different perspective, shorts chapter and quick read 🙂

    https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11347807/1/Love-Hurts
    I met Edward Cullen on my first day at my new high school. From that moment on we were practically joined at the hip. We dated for the rest of Junior year and all of Senior. Though we didn’t take that ultimate step in our relationship, we were very much in love… or so I thought.
    Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Hurt/Comfort – Chapters: 17 – Words: 5,987 – Reviews: 1,422 – Favs: 413 – Follows: 403 – Updated: Jul 6, 2015 – Published: Jun 30, 2015 – Status: Complete – id: 11347807
    https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11716877/1/Flipside
    You’ve read her story. Now find out what happened on the flipside. *I recommend reading Love Hurts before reading this.*
    Rated: Fiction M – English – Friendship/Romance – Chapters: 6 – Words: 6,027 – Reviews: 250 – Favs: 78 – Follows: 162 – Updated: 10h ago – Published: Jan 6 – id: 11716877

    • Just went and grabbed The Christmas Ship and Nature of Love. Saw that Heaven also by Drotuno completed so I grabbed that one while I was at it. Is Come Back Tommorow an HEA?

      • yeah I saw Heaven but didn’t read it yet. The Christmas Ship by Alisa Pearce will be expend to novella or outtake, they are not sure yet.

        yes Come back Tomorrow is HEA ( I can’t read anything with them if it’s not HEA) it’s just really emotional and you will need a lot of tissues for this one, but what a story, and I learned a lot in this story 🙂
        Nature of Love is excellent with not so nice Carlisle.

      • rita01tx

        Oh, Kay darlin’! Heaven was nowhere near long enough (only 6 chapters) to encompass the holy hawtness that is Edward once he’s decided life’s too short to sweat the small stuff, even for a non-sweaty immortal LMAO!
        https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11681717/1/Heaven
        Something is different about Edward, something that started in Italy, and he can’t seem to get it under control. Canon, New Moon, AU, Edward POV, Rated M. For JenRar for her birthday
        Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Drama – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 6 – Words: 24,543 – Reviews: 559 – Favs: 446 – Follows: 429 – Updated: Jan 5 – Published: Dec 22, 2015 – Status: Complete – id: 11681717

    • dpennell007

      Speaking of A Gentleman and His Lady – this is the part of her PM reply to one of my reviews where your name was mentioned:

      “…First off, I’m so pleased you’re enjoying the story so far. It’s wonderful to hear such positive things and your words are lovely! I have to admit, I wasn’t even aware of Random Rita – Friday Feature Fics and I’ve only just google’d it to check it out. It looks great! There’s so many amazing stories mentioned on there and I am humbled to be included. If it’s possible in anyway, please extend my massive ‘Thank You’ to zveka for mentioning ‘A Gentleman and His Lady’. I’m really grateful it’s being shared on a variety of platforms….”

      • rita01tx

        Awww, that was really nice of her to acknowledge Zveka…and RA! Over the years, I’ve been lucky to have gotten the sweetest PM’s from many of the authors I’ve rec’d here, even if they don’t always comment where you can all see it.
        Damn, I love this fandom *sniff!*

    • rita01tx

      Happy New Year, Zveka darlin’! Once again, you present us with a fabulously long list of fics to entice us all! It took some time to make sure I wasn’t missin’ anything but, except for the ones I rec’d myself, I’ve only read The Christmas Ship out of that entire list *facepalm!*
      Come Back Tomorrow is still gettin’ the side eye ’cause I’m not ready for angst even with an eventual HEA!

  5. Oh and this contest just started

    https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6846034/ControlPossessSeduceContest

    • Control: the power to influence or direct people’s behavior or the course of events.
    • Possess: have as belonging to one; own.
    • Seduce: entice into sexual activity, attract powerfully.

    We want your Controlward, your Possessiveward, and your Seductiveward. Give us an Edward with one of these characteristics or maybe all three! (Only one of these characteristics must be used). The possibilities are endless. Bring the sizzle, the dirty, and the seduction. Make us want him. We’re looking for an Edward we can’t stop thinking about!

    • rita01tx

      Bloody hell! I’d better get goin’ on all the Meet the Mate entries I haven’t read yet or I’ll literally drown when these hit my inbox LOL!

  6. Happy 2016! I have all the recs this week, but I haven’t read most of em yet. Need to get on it because they all sound so good. I forgot who mentioned Daedalus Exiled on the last thread, but I was in the mood for a red-eyed Edward so that’s what I’m reading now and it’s good.

    After finishing up with The Red Line and Coloring Outside the Lines, I needed a bit of lighter fare, so I read a cute o/s zveka rec’d on the last thread, followed by two stories heavy on sexual tension. Can’t remember if someone mentioned these fics here or if I randomly stumbled across them, but they gave me a bit of reprieve from the heavy.
    Edward and Bella: Lust and Love, by avioleta https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4847685/1/ A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.
    Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Drama – Edward, Bella – Chapters: 35 – Words: 127,238 – Reviews: 1,814 – Favs: 1,964 – Follows: 868 – Updated: Jan 3, 2010 – Published: Feb 7, 2009 – Status: Complete – id: 4847685

    Heatwave by Ruby-wednesday. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3992090/1/Heatwave
    When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Humor – Chapters: 39 – Words: 109,924 – Reviews: 4,876 – Favs: 3,083 – Follows: 1,557 – Updated: Sep 27, 2008 – Published: Jan 4, 2008 – Status: Complete – id: 3992090

    • Lust and Love was hot! didn’t read Heatwave but I have it on my TBR list 🙂

      • If it’s an HEA, then I will read it. I have, I was just too chicken to join you and Rita. It sounded like a rough ride. One day when I’m up for a gut twist I’ll read it. I kind of like a good tear jerked. Just not today. I need a break. I think I’ve read Love Hurts, but I’m going to double check.

      • I quite liked Heatwave. This Edward is more canon, but perhaps a bit sexier. The heat makes things …hot.

        • Kay just finished Heatwave 🙂 thanks for rec’d this one, great read and yeah canon B&E 🙂

          I love stories between Eclipse and BD and heatwave make me think about two I read it a long time ago

          https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4831308/1/Perspective
          Edward seeks out the counsel of his father and brothers after agreeing to be with Bella after their wedding. What will Edward do with that advise and how will he and Bella prepare for their upcoming wedding night.
          Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Family – Edward, Bella – Chapters: 42 – Words: 135,790 – Reviews: 1,026 – Favs: 794 – Follows: 488 – Updated: Mar 9, 2010 – Published: Jan 31, 2009 – Status: Complete – id: 4831308
          https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4721026/1/FiftyEight-Nights
          Bridge between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. The newborns are defeated, the wedding date is set. All that stands between Bella, Edward, and “a happy place” is time. Many thanks to my betas, Darth Ishtar and Tersaseda. Alternating POV.
          Rated: Fiction T – English – Romance/Humor – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 35 – Words: 75,648 – Reviews: 886 – Favs: 624 – Follows: 303 – Updated: Dec 30, 2009 – Published: Dec 17, 2008 – Status: Complete – id: 4721026

          • rita01tx

            Woo hoo! Two new authors I’ve just added to my TBR! Thanks, Zveka darlin’!
            I’m currently readin’ a different take on how Edward and Bella and their baby wind up with the Cullens…it’s her first Twilight fanfic so I’m cuttin’ her some slack on grammar and spellin’ but I’m enjoyin’ the hell out of the plot!
            Last Kiss by Myagrace
            https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6877562/1/Last-Kiss
            Based on the song ‘Last Kiss’- by Pearl Jam. They’re happy and in love. What happens one night when Edward and Bella are on a date and things come crashing down around them? Does that mean this will be their last kiss? Or will love find a way? ExB
            Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Drama – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 20 – Words: 80,932 – Reviews: 101 – Favs: 58 – Follows: 18 – Updated: Aug 24, 2011 – Published: Apr 5, 2011 – Status: Complete – id: 6877562

            I’m slowly workin’ my way through all her stories and this 2-shot {chapters 3 & 4 are just info/remarks} tore me the fuck up!
            The Greatest Man I Never Knew
            https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7580203/1/The-Greatest-Man-I-Never-Knew
            Based on the song. What happens when Bella moves into a new building? Does she want to know who her mystery neighbor is? Or is it too late when they actually meet? Now a two shot. Tissues!
            Rated: Fiction M – English – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 4 – Words: 10,014 – Reviews: 21 – Favs: 48 – Follows: 15 – Updated: Jan 26, 2012 – Published: Nov 25, 2011 – Status: Complete – id: 7580203
            We are warned about needin’ tissues but I thought, “Meh, how bad can it be?” Shoulda invested in some Kleenex stock LOL!

            • Just started Last Kiss.. great start Rita, thanks, I think I will pass the other one, read some reviews and it’s not for me, I barely survived Come back tomorrow so this one…

              • rita01tx

                Don’t blame you, Zveka darlin’! You really have to be in the mood for somethin’ like that LOL! I’ve got about 5 chapters left to read and I’m still havin’ fun so I’ll meet you at the end and we can compare notes!

    • rita01tx

      Coulda sworn I had all of Avioleta’s Twilight fics listed (and pdf’d) on my TBR but noooo! Guess I’ll have some work to do tomorrow *sigh!*
      Oops! Maybe not since the majority are Edward/Carlisle slash one shots LMAO!
      Heatwave moves up to the top of my TBR on your say so!

  7. rita01tx

    Okay, my keyboard nearly took one for the team when I saw this a few minutes ago! Click through to see the other 28 celebrities who got the same treatment LMAO!

  8. eewee333

    Hi Rita! Well, one week late, but better late than never!! How is it that I’ve never read any of the “older” fanfics? I guess I keep getting side-tracked by the newer completed ones. I have got to read BSK! It sounds wonderful.

    That note from CyraBear slayed me. It really hit close to home for me. I’m coming up on a year out from my treatment and I’m hoping for clear tests next month.

    I just finished “Plowed” by GeekChic and I’ve been scrolling through her other stories as well. Excellent writer, by the way. Well, back to work. Just wanted to say “HI” and thank you for this great site and wonderful recs. Love and hugs, E

    • rita01tx

      Hey, Eewee darlin’! *HUGS!* Got all my fingers and toes crossed for you, hon! CyraBear and all the others we’ve lost and continue to lose make the fight all the more important! Stay positive and so will we *fist bump!*
      Loved Plowed, too, and I see by my TBR it’s the only one of hers I’ve read…yet! So many fics by so many great authors and so little time LOL!
      Do try to get to BSK as soon as possible ’cause I’m a firm believer in laughter bein’ the best medicine!!!

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