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All Hail Our Chief…Executive Officer!

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When Dior Rob took centre stage in the media, and made us all swoon, CEOward came to our minds and dominated *wink* our stage, as we ogled and drooled appreciated Rob in his business-coat finest…

ROBCOATEAnd that just may have been the pervy inspiration for today’s post, as we celebrate hot, sexy, confident, powerful…well, you get the idea, CEOward in his finest!

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*Guest Review by RFM86*

The Search by Amber1983

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The Search ~ When Bella Swan flees to London to escape her painful and humiliating past her new life is knocked off its axis by her charismatic and ambitious boss, Edward Cullen. Can Ed unravel Bella’s secrets and get what he wants without revealing his own demons…and his heart? AH. Britishward.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Drama – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 31 – Words: 182,812 – Reviews: 3,149 – Favs: 2,370 – Follows: 2,304 – Updated: 01-21-13 – Published: 09-02-11 – Status: Complete – id: 7345952

The Search may not be your typical CEOward, in fact; technically he’s a ruthless headhunter, but he does wear a suit and tie to the office. I loved this story for a myriad of reasons. One of the main ones being this Edward. He’s demanding, sexy, sweet and British to boot! What more could you ask for? And the Bella is simply endearing, as well. Life isn’t easy for these two coworkers, especially when the demons you are running away from have a way of coming right back at you. And the alternating POV’s let you delve into each character without repetition. This story will have you cheering for both Edward and Bella to overcome their pasts and hopefully create a future together.

Chapter 4 EPOV

I wander back to my office and try to shake off Aro’s comment. Usually people’s jokes and jibes about my working style (and let’s be honest my personal life too) slide off like water from a duck’s back but this time it grates on me. I know I can be an arsehole to work with, I’m not a fool, and my colleagues aren’t afraid to be honest with me, but I’m really uncomfortable about the fact that someone may have already given Isabella Swan this impression.

I study the back of her head from the doorway of my office as discreetly as possible. As backs of heads go it’s a beautiful one. I clear my throat purposely and she leaps a foot in the air. What’s the deal with this poor bird’s nerves?

“Hi again, I’m sorry to keep you waiting.” I say, sitting down at my desk. “Shall we get started?”

She nods, readies the pen and paper on her lap and smiles up at me. Once again my heart gathers some extra, unnecessary speed. This is getting quite ridiculous.

“So I assume Kate showed you the ropes before she left?”

“For the most part.” Bella replies. “She didn’t have a chance to go through everything but I’ve got the basics I think. Plus, I’m familiar with all the systems and procedure from Seattle so that’s an advantage.”

It’s the most I’ve heard her speak so far. Her accent is delicate, easy on the ears. Some Americans can sound alittle brash to me but Bella’s voice is soft and subtle.

Apparently my misbehaving heartbeat agrees.

“Good. Although I should warn you we have some of our own procedures that may differ from what you are used to.”

A tiny wrinkle of confusion furrows her forehead. “But I thought all offices worked the same way with the same systems?”

I snort. “Not here they don’t. We have some of our own methods that you’ll definitely need to adhere to.” Was that a little harsh? I might as well get all the expectations on the table.

She nods but looks unsure. I remind myself that she is a pod person from Volturi Seattle and will need to be broken in a little.

“We’ll go through all my current assignments and I’ll get you up to speed on where we’re at and then you can attack your in-tray and inbox which I can promise will be full about 30 seconds after I get logged on. Sound good?”

“Yes, sir” she nods.

“And enough of the ‘sir’. We’re not in school, Isabella.”

She squares her shoulders and sits up a little straighter”Well then, enough of the ‘Isabella’. It’s Bella, remember?”

Whoa. Not so shy then, are you, Treacle? I can’t help but chuckle, Aro may just end up eating his hat after all.

And so it begins! I highly recommend joining these two on their adventure of getting to know each other. There are laughs, tears, anger and love along the way, and Amber’s Pen does it brilliantly.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7345952/1/The-Search

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*Reviews by Midnight Cougar*

No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76

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No Ordinary Proposal ~ Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can’t refuse? AH/M

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Drama – Chapters: 36 – Words: 158,712 – Reviews: 10254 – Updated: 1-6-13 – Published: 5-6-12 – Bella, Edward – Complete

No Ordinary Proposal by Twilover76 is no ordinary fic; it’s one of my favourite CEOwards as it kept me reading incessantly, kept me wanting more, with how its intricate “proposal” plays out throughout the story. NOP Edward is powerful, possessive, commanding, intelligent, rich, hot, sexy, older – 38, and so loving and caring – he’s one of a kind, in my CEO world – and soon to be so in Bella’s, as well!

Eighteen-year-old Bella Swan from Forks, Washington, has not had an easy life – orphaned as a young teen, with only her step-father to help her, she is looking forward to getting out of the small town, with all its sad memories. Upon graduation she planned to move to New York to attend NYU, even thought she had secured a full scholarship through the “Edward Cullen Scholarship fund,” but sometimes our dreams can come crashing down, and that is exactly what happened to Bella. She lost the scholarship because, “…one week after receiving the news I was the scholarship winner, I was told by the same employee that an error had been made. Another student in my class was to receive the award instead.” Needless to say, Bella is “emotionally and financially” devastated. As a last resort, she reaches out to President/CEO Edward Cullen of Cullen-Whitlock, Inc., via letters, phone, and then, as a desperate measure, a face-to-face meeting in New York – because her future depends on that money. But what she gets – the proposal she receives – is much more than she ever bargained for…

*excerpt from Chapter 6*

“So, Bella, tell me about yourself.”

“Not much to tell.” I met his gaze. “Besides, I’m pretty sure you know everything already.”

He smirked. “I’ve done some homework, but I think there’s a lot more I have yet to find out.”

I really wanted to slap that smug smirk away…or maybe kiss it away.

Stop it, Bella!

I was getting frustrated with myself as much as with him.

“But why do you want to know more? What is all this about?” I asked angrily, waving my hand at the wine and candles.

His eyes glittered as his smile grew. “I wondered what you would look like when you got feisty. It’s better than I imagined.”

Before I could fire off a retort, Hannah appeared with our dinners. I had completely lost my appetite, but I thanked her anyway. If I hadn’t been thoroughly confused and intensely aroused at the same time, the shrimp linguine would have been perfect for the setting.

I took a big gulp of wine, and then watched Edward fill my glass back up. His eyes never left mine.

He twirled noodles around his fork and slurped them down with a grin.

“You should really try this, Bella. It’s delicious.”

“You didn’t answer my questions.” I took another drink of wine and folded my arms over my chest defiantly.

He hummed, and tilted his head. “You really haven’t figured it out?”

“No, Edward. I don’t know. Tell me why I’m here.”

He put his fork down and leaned forward again. “It’s actually quite simple. I want you, Bella.”

Oh, yeah, and there you have it…stemming from Edward’s want, comes his proposal; the crux of this consuming story. But what does CEOward really want from Bella? Is there more to Edward’s motivation? And what does this “proposal” actually entail? Well, you need to read all that for yourself, as I simply could not do it justice in a review. 

I could fill this post with the many reasons why I love this fic – the fabulous Bella – young but mature beyond her years, the complex Edward, the intense emotional aspects for both of them, the strong sexual chemistry they share, the snags thrown their way… And I could share all I want to about how the story unfolds, as it’s truly involved and much more multifaceted than Bella ever thought, but reading it, is part of the excellent experience…because Edward sure puts forth one good – and beneficial for both – “contract” to entice young Bella! *wink*

Read on, my friends, because if you haven’t read No Ordinary Proposal yet, I’m certain you will thoroughly enjoy it. And may it become as memorable a CEOward for you, as it was for me!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8092082/1/No-Ordinary-Proposal

https://fictionpad.com/author/twilover76

http://archiveofourown.org/users/twilover76/pseuds/twilover76

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The Dress by Redtini 

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The Dress ~ Edward Cullen: Successful, arrogant, dominant, whorehound. Bella Swan: Confident, ambitious, seductress, workaholic. Two COO’s with one goal: To stop at nothing to reach the top. Even if it means pushing the other person over the edge. A/H. Rated M for Lemons, Language and everything in-between. One Shot entry for the Dirty Talkin’ Edward contest. To be continued…

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 5 – Words: 16,834 – Reviews: 261 – Favs: 223 – Follows: 419 – Updated: 10-26-13 – Published: 08-30-13 – id: 9643272

“Edward Cullen: Successful, arrogant, dominant, whorehound. Bella Swan: Confident, ambitious, seductress, workaholic. Two COO’s with one goal: To stop at nothing to reach the top. Even if it means pushing the other person over the edge.” Well, there you have it, what this story is all about! And, yes, it’s a hell of wildly romance-filled read full of UST and more.

The Dress was originally written for The Dirty Talking Edward contest, and to our great reading pleasure, is now being expanded. It was one of my favourite entries, as this CEOward is one smooth talker; hot, dirty, sexy, and full of cockiness…er, I mean personality, just the way I like him. There is indeed something about this Edward that captivates me – he’s just so cocksure, which I love to read, but it’s also his pursuit of this confident, intelligent Bella, the way he teases and goads her, that is really quite amusing and makes me keep reading, as their professional lives become intertwined. They have an awesome dynamic. Bella is brilliant in her rebuffs to him, as he attempts to work together on a more personal level. I also love their banter…it’s so filled with UST, and, I gotta say, Bella sure has one hell of a strong resolve to resist COOward, after their initial “encounter”…

I narrowed my eyes. “I should have known you were a Cullen. Of course you’re not used to people telling you no.”

“You seemed to be saying yes, loud and clear, earlier in the supply room.”

“I didn’t realize that you were the asshole that tried to take my Dad’s company from him.”

He lifted his hands up. “That was a misunderstanding.”

“Bribing our board members for their stock shares was a misunderstanding, Edward? No wonder you’re in the business of testing out whores. You have no morals or ethics.”

“Such harsh words from the same mouth that was begging me to make her come.”

“It was a lapse in judgment, but I promise you, I will not be making that mistake again,” I hissed out.

“Why not? Maybe a little untightening of that cork you have up your ass would help you a bit.”

I leaned in close, and it took everything in me to not choke him. “The cork I have up my ass is working just fine. Mmmm, very fine indeed,” I moaned out.

I quickly stepped away, but could feel him on my heels. When I reached the bar, he pressed himself against my back and whispered, “You can’t say stuff like that and then walk away.”

I wiggled around to face him. “I’m not on your payroll, Cullen! I can’t be bought. Oh, but you know this. Just like you know I delivered you and your dad’s ass on a platter for trying to take over my family’s company!”

He grinned, then nodded at the gentleman beside me; I hadn’t even noticed him. We both said nothing and waited until he left. Edward was the first to speak. “I must say, it was a surprise to see that your people figured things out. I made sure I had covered all the bases.”

“You’re surprised that the Cullens were outsmarted? From what I know about your family, I’m surprised you got this far. Yet, old money does that. The less one has to work for anything, the more useless they become, I think. In your case, a generation of sorts.”

“Leave my family out of this!” he snapped.

I grinned. “But why? You tried to take everything that mine has worked for.”

He composed himself and placed hard grin on his devilish face. “Well, look at us now. We have two happy families joined as one.”

“We’ll see just how happy you are Cullen, when I’m done with you.”

When I went to leave, he grabbed my arm. “Is that a promise, Isabella?”

I yanked my arm out of his grip and stormed away.

And that is only a taste of the fire that burns between these two whenever they are thrown together, and talking of asses, as Bella says, “As much as the man was an ass, he was an intelligent ass.” I love that analysis because I have a good feeling there is more to this Edward than meets the eye.

We now have five chapters, including the original one shot, and I am anxiously awaiting more…as things seem to be heating up in the board room, on the Cullen’s private plane…and under Bella’s dress! lol

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9643272/1/The-Dress

http://redtini.blogspot.ca/

http://www.thewriterscoffeeshop.com/library/viewuser.php?uid=88178

http://twilighted.net/viewuser.php?uid=192475

https://fictionpad.com/author/Redtini/stories

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*Review by Cared*

Love Tokyo Style by SoapyMayhem

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Love Tokyo Style ~ O/S – Edward, a lonely executive on a business trip in Japan, is encouraged to loosen up and enjoy the city. Will he find a cure for the monotony in an uninhibited punk he meets in a Karaoke bar? Written for FGBAutism

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Humor – Edward & Bella – Words: 7,399 – Reviews: 43 – Favs: 120 – Follows: 50 – Published: 05-02-11 – Status: Complete – id: 6960559

I easily can recall reading numerous stories where Edward and Bella meet in a bar, I can even think of a few where they meet to the backdrop of dubious tunes in a karaoke bar, but this is my the first fic where they meet in a karaoke bar in Japan!

The most unusual setting, with its illuminating glimpse of Japanese culture, is not the only facet of this fic that makes it feel unique.  I can honestly say, hand on heart, that I’ve never met an Edward and Bella quite like these; IMHO, they were masterfully depicted by the talented and creative SoapyMayhem.

Given as this is a one-shot, I don’t want to reveal too much, but between the summary, the post title, and the fabulous banner, you must have already guessed the obvious difference in appearance of our favourite couple.  Ceoward considers himself to be “pathetically boring”, (personally I find him to be bordering on nerdy – just the way I love Edward to be) and entrancing Bella is a self-assured punk rocker.  At first I thought of the saying ‘opposites attract’, but, it’s more than that with these two – ‘don’t judge a book by its cover’ is more appropriate, as Edward and Bella learn how true that actually is…

Quickly, I wash my hands and retreat to the comfort of the booth. As I am making my way back, I hear the sultriest voice I’ve ever heard belting out the chorus of Janis Joplin’s ‘Piece of My Heart.’ It’s awe-inspiring and would give Janis herself a run for her money. I push my way through the crowd to place a face with that voice. The first thing I see is the top of a very tall, very blonde mohawk.

As the crowd parts, I start to make out more and more of her features. She is taller than the punk pixie and curvier than the girl with the Cock T’s t-shirt. It’s her face that truly stops me short.

Under the blue lights, she’s ethereal. Pale skin, heart-shaped face, full red lips, and deep dark soulful eyes make me ignore the bright purple eye shadow and enormous blonde mohawk streaked with black that crowns her head.

Her eyes close for few moments, like she means every word of the song. I wonder if she’s singing it about someone in particular. When she opens those stunning eyes, it’s almost as if they’re drawn to mine. I realize I have moved all the way to the stage, and I am closer than I probably should be. Before I can stalk off from the embarrassment I feel, she smiles and continues singing, not taking her eyes off me for the rest of the song.

Oooh, I love how Edward and Bella have such a palpable and pitch perfect connection – read Love Tokyo Style and you will feel it too.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6960559/1/Love-Tokyo-Style

*I wrote this review before a certain hilarious 😉 video hit our screens*

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*Review by AllyVera*

This Is Who I Am by pattyrose

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This Is Who I Am ~ Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Drama – Chapters: 39 – Words: 362,984 – Reviews: 5612 – Updated: 6-29-11 – Published: 5-18-10 – Edward, Bella – Complete

My choice for “CEOWard” today is one of my personal favourites, “This is Who I am” by the incomparable pattyrose.

When we meet Edward – co-founder and executive of one of the most sought after Marketing companies on the East Coast, Cullen, Cullen and Whitlock – on the surface, he is a success story – rich, successful, drop-dead gorgeous.  But simmering underneath all the “pretty”, is a man who is lost.

We start to see the real Edward surface the day he meets a gorgeous little girl and her mother…

“I ignored her for the moment while I studied the little girl. She was definitely a beauty. Tiny – no more than five I’d say, with a face like a porcelain doll. Her long, brown hair flowed almost to her waist. Her big brown eyes looked like pools of melted chocolate, and her little button nose turned up slightly at the end, like a little cherub. I suddenly got the strange urge to protect this little girl, to keep her safe from everything and everyone that would ever want to mess with her.

 Abruptly, she skipped back over to me and stopped just inches away.

 “I’m sorry mistuh! I fowgot to say thank you. But my mommy would be looking fuh me and I didn’t want huh to wouwy. Thank you!” she exclaimed, looking much happier than she had just a few seconds ago.

 “You’re very welcome,” I chuckled, ignoring the way Rosalie’s eyes were piercing a hole through my brain. At that moment, I couldn’t have cared less about the shitload of grief I knew I was in for.

 The little angel hugged her doll close to her and gave her a soft kiss on the head, looking up at me through long, dark eyelashes. Just then, the brunette reached her.

 “Maddie,” she breathed, both relief and slight reproach in her tone. “I told you to stay in my cube while I went to the copy room. You almost gave me a heart attack.” She knelt down and hugged the little girl to her.

“I had to get Angie mommy,” the little girl explained, her voice muffled in her mother’s hair. Hair that I was now noticing was the same exact shade as her daughter’s. “The nice man heeuh found huh fuh me.”

 “He did?” the brunette asked, pulling her daughter far enough away so that she could look into her tiny face. “Did you thank him?”

 “Uhuh,” she answered sweetly, but looked back up at me. “Thank you so much mistuh!” she repeated.

“Call me Edward,” I encouraged, surprised by the mellowness in my own voice. I couldn’t remember ever having used that tone. “Mister is my father,” I added, and then regretted it right away. I could’ve listened to her call me ‘mistuh’ all day.

The little girl giggled.

“Thank you, Edwood,” she corrected herself.

 My mouth turned up in a smile. Scratch that. I could listen to her call me ‘Edwood’ all day.”

Edward loses his heart that day (even though it takes him a while to realize what is going on) and suddenly his life takes on new meaning.  But this is no easy love story – it is a hard road for both Edward and Bella.  Edward has to prove to Bella he is a changed man, and Bella is wary of smooth-talking handsome men (with incredibly good reason), not to mention she has her beautiful Maddie to protect.

I truly felt for Edward, his playboy history keeps coming to slap him in the face at the worst times, and honestly, I just wanted to give the poor guy a hug!  (but you know I am biased.. . LOL). Edward is definitely not a bad person, quite the contrary, but he has made some bad decisions in his past *cough* Tanya *cough*. 

What I loved most about This is Who I Am, is watching Edward and Maddie fall in love with each other.  There is a very special connection between them – like Edward was meant to be her father all along. Ah, Fate – you have to love it, and this story is all about three souls that are fated to be together, no matter what is thrown at them.

*Previously reviewed Here*

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5980177/1/This_Is_Who_I_Am

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 *Review by WiltshireGlo*

Plan B by chocaholic123

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Plan B ~ Plan B: a strategy or plan to be implemented if the original one proves impracticable or unsuccessful. Best used in the cold light of day, after waking up in bed next to a virtual stranger. An E/B three shot.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Drama – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 3 – Words: 11,389 – Reviews: 544 – Favs: 594 – Follows: 599 – Updated: 06-12-13 – Published: 06-05-13 – Status: Complete – id: 9360397

What do I expect from the very best CEOwards? Well, I like them to be confident -maybe, a touch arrogant, even. Erm…commanding? Yep, definitely commanding. Sharp, intelligent, slightly cunning, powerful, masterful…oh yessssss…that works. Masterful and, of course, sexy. Most importantly – sexy. Oh heck *fans self*. Mmmm. Well, Chocaholic123 does not disappoint and gives us all of those qualities and more in her Plan B Edward, even if we’re not quite sure who he is… Let’s face it, you don’t ask for a résumé when it’s a one night stand.

The rules of a one night stand dictate I should gather up my clothes and leave as quietly as possible. My cocktail dress hangs carelessly from the fifty inch TV screen in the corner of the room, but there’s no evidence of my panties and bra. I guess we were pretty eager to get rid of our clothes last night. I shut my eyes and remember the way he practically ripped the clothes from my body, before running his hands all over me, palms rising and dipping with the contours of my curves.

My skin tingles with the memory of his touch, and I’m almost regretful I have to leave. But I need to play by the rules. You don’t have hot, meaningless sex—three times—with a gorgeous stranger and hang around to make small talk in the morning. You gather up your clothes along with your self-esteem, and make a quick escape, clinging on to the memory of the one hot, steamy night when you were worshipped like a goddess.

And boy, did he worship me. Even before we started to talk in the bar, his gaze was firmly on my body, following me around the room with deep green irises. I’d felt like I was on fire all night, his scrutiny lending me a certain confidence; enough to make me shine amongst the men and women attending the 71st Annual Interior Design Conference.

Bringing myself back to the present, I shimmy out of the queen sized bed, scrambling around the hotel room on my knees, desperate to locate my navy lace bra and panties. They’re the best I own—bought in an extravagant fit of madness—and I’m damned if I’m going to leave them behind as a trophy.

Even if he does deserve an award for his prowess.

Unfortunately for Bella (but fortunately for us 😉 ) she doesn’t make a smooth getaway, and so we get to see some more of Edward’s…err…prowess! Plan B is perfect short read with a lovely Bella and a sexy-as-sin Edward who definitely knows the art of negotiation and how to wield his power.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9360397/1/Plan-B

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3966022/chocaholic123

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More CEOwards to turn you on…er, for your reading pleasure…

All Nighters by CaraNo ~ Edward Cullen needs a new assistant for when he travels. When Charlie, close friend and business partner, suggests Bella, Edward doesn’t hesitate. After all, he knows what a bright young woman Bella is. His ex wife even used to babysit her. Drabble fic. *Complete*

Billionaire by BoydBlog ~ **2nd Place Winner** I’m With the Band Contest. Three intense and perplexing sexual encounters over four frustrating years. Is he the enemy, or is there a message in his seemingly hateful words? Will their mutual desires ever align?  Bella, Edward *Complete*

Collisions by Milk40 ~ A story by popular French author Drinou. Bella is a shy and clumsy girl employed by Edward, an authoritarian and abusive boss. Between games of seduction and indifference, a passionate relationship develops. All human. Rated M for lemons. *WiP*

Dear Mr Masen by jendonna ~ “Error 434: Reprimanding an executive.” Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB. *Complete*

Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet ~ Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC *WiP*

Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday ~ After a mortifyingly awkward first meeting, fanfiction writer & new teacher, Bella, finds story inspiration in her hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor. But she shouldn’t judge a book by its cover and she just might faint when she discovers who’s reading her latest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic and a homage to this fandom. AH/Canon Couples/Humor/UST/Love & Lust *WiP*

Fridays at Noon by troublefollows1017 ~ Edward Masen’s life intersects with Bella’s at the restaurant he dines at for lunch every Friday. He’s handsome, arrogant, and is used to avoiding love. She isn’t impressed by the things that usually have women falling at his feet. AH/AU & Once Upon a Saturday (Sequel) *both Complete* Previous reviews here.

Hate What You Do To Me by Catastrophia ~ Unemployed Bella Swan takes on a temp position. Little does she know it is as assistant to Edward Cullen, a man she despises! Chaos ensues, papers fly, and Cullen Enterprises is turned upside down. AH, slightly OOC. Rate M for Lemons and Language. *Complete*

His Personal Assistant by NorthernLights17 ~ Bella Swan, personal assistant to handsome, rich, successful Edward Cullen, decides to take her friend’s advice and make her oblivious boss fall in love with her. *Complete*

Investing in Love by Angel Sandusky ~ What happens when multi-billionaire, SpyTech CEO Edward Cullen meets waitress and modern dancer Bella Swan? When Edward proposes an unconventional business deal to Bella, will it lead to an investment of the heart, or will someone from Bella’s past cause a meteor shower of complications? Will the planets ever align for these two? Bella, Edward *WiP*

Monday Morning by Isakassees ~ One-shot. What happens when you meet someone who challenges everything you thought you knew? Edward Cullen, partner in the Volturi firm finds out when he meets his new assistant. Slightly OOC, E/B. Rated M just in case, for language. No lemons.  *Complete*

Parachute by KitsuShel ~ After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH *Complete*

Professionally Personal by DH78 ~ Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? *WiP*

Rear View Mirror by Dishie ~ Bella enjoys her life as a successful chauffeur. After she’s offered a position as the private driver for the Cullen family, her professionalism is challenged when Edward doesn’t hide his desire for her. Can she fight her own attraction to the sexy entrepreneur? Will she be able to keep her eyes off the man in the rear view mirror? *WiP*

Secrets and Lies by BellaScotia ~ Bella once told a lie. A lie that cost her everything she ever wanted. 10 years later she returns to her hometown to an ailing father, an angry best friend, and the man from whom she has kept a secret that threatens to unravel her existence. M AU AH OOC Rated M for language and lemons This story is a repost. It was previously posted in its entirety in 2011/12. *Complete*

Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight ~ Edward’s family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker’s heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC  *Complete*

The Peanut Butter Sandwich Man by Readingmama ~ Edward Cullen is a man of routines. When a homeless girl distracts him from said routine, Edward finds it is time for a change. Winner of a Gem Award for “Best left you wanting more” Reviewed on the Southern Fanfiction Review!  Edward, Bella *Complete*

Wild Child by FluffyLiz ~ Just months away from inheriting a fortune and the family business, 17-year-old orphan, Bella, is out of control – a wild child with a platinum card and a killer bod. Can Edward, as her legal guardian and CEO of Swan Publishing, rein her in and prevent her from ruining everything he’s worked for? AH, OOC. Rated M for language, adult situations and dramatic plotlines. *Complete* Previous review here.

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We’d like to say a special thank you to RFM86 for joining us today with her fabulous review, and as CEOward has owned us here today, please share what’s been owning you in the Twific world!

The FicSix

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Dream Job

*blows kisses*

RobsFan~tasy

Hello all!

Is anybody still alive out there??

With all this Dior and MTTS porn we’ve been getting lately I’ve had a hell of a time dragging my ass outta the gutter. But  now that it seems our fountain of porn is starting to dry up, *pouty face* I have emerged with one thought in mind, (Besides the fact that Rob is the most amazingly Gorgeous man on the planet!) Camile has got to be the luckiest woman on Earth! I mean seriously talk about your Dream Job!

She gets look at this everyday in person, face to face…

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She gets to see him coming for her and take her by the hand…

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She gets to dance with him…

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She gets to be carried in his arms…

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She gets to touch him, be touched and kissed by  him…

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She gets to snuggle with him…

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She gets to wrap herself around him…

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She gets to stroke him…

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She gets to nuzzle him…

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And she gets well paid for it too? How the hell is she still alive????

“Dream as though you’ll live forever. Live as though you’ll die today.”

Yeah, being with Rob like this would definitely kill  me!

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All gifs courtesy of RP AU

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Sensual Sunday ~ When Your Jaw Just Drops!

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It’s GOT to be DiorRob today, ladies!

They didn’t give us much and most of what we DID get was bootlegged and very poor quality, but DAYUM!!!!!

We’re in so much trouble when the actual Dior Homme campaign starts in September *GROAN!* Why the long wait *le sigh!*

So, here’s what happens in Rob’s fandom when his girls get so excited we pee our panties!

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We jump in feet first and edit/enhance the shit outta whatever we get!

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Thank you, Fearlessmore, for prettyin’ up what was a bootleg screenshot!

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When it comes to enhancin’ one of the few originals, I knew we could count on our ol’ Cougar Mama, MelbieToast *fist bump!*

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Cricrila‘s sepia is just a taste of all the different ways our girls saw this pic!

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FeistyAngel34 wasn’t satisfied with b/w where Rob’s concerned…she gave us COLOR!

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Although PattinPerv2 likes a blue sweater {jumper *sigh*}, most kept the black!

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Socalmom2four bathes Rob in a warm glow!

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Love her meldin’ of these two photos, but don’t blame NereCullen… this is how Rob is quoted everywhere I’ve seen! Either it should have been “As an actor you are ON your own” or “As an actor you are in your own {world?}”

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I could not resist this one by Dazzledbyrp {Maggie!}

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Before any of the rest of us could get to him, Jayme DuRob claimed him LMAO!!!

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IveBeenRobbed reminds us that Rob is always superHAWT in black sweaters {jumpers *groan*}!

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There’s no tag on this one but the source is Keepcalmanddazzle, whose comment was: “#DiorRob ribbed for her pleasure!!! LOL {FIST BUMP AND AMEN TO THAT!!!}

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Every edit I’ve seen of this original is an improvement! Verena rocks!

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I love Swovie‘s subtle tints in her edit!

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SteffySwan77 brings the focus to Rob’s eyes!

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I do believe another FIST BUMP and AMEN is warranted for Robsessed1123‘s edit LOL!

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Kill me now! I’m so lovin’ the crisp colors in MySexyVampire‘s edit!

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Untagged and tilted but I KNOW this one belongs to Keepcalmanddazzle!

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If it says RPAustralia, it’s CreationbyJules! {I’m a JulesH00r…I know these things LOL!}

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Francis67 made several sweeeet edits of this pic and I chose 2 to share with you!

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I almost thought this was an edit of the sweater/jumper pic, but the lips are the tell!

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One of these days, imma feature Edbellfan cause I love the dramatic darkness of her edits!

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Oh, Cricrila! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways… LMAO!!!

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Can I get a final FIST BUMP and AMEN, Sistas!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Tempting Tuesday Dior or What?

*blows kisses*

RobsFan~tasy

Morning Ladies,

Like most of you stuck in this Rob drought I’m desperate for some new Rob Porn that doesn’t come from a pap! Knowing that all the projects he signed up for last year are now on hold, that leaves us with one final hope. The Christian Dior Campaign!!

It’s Been said by that well known non-existent? “SOURCE” *ahem* that,

“It’s going to be the biggest and most talked about advert of the year …”  

“The advert is sexually charged. Robert is topless for part of it and kissing the model with tongues. He looks very much into the girl he stars alongside. Rob and the model are in a swimming pool making out and he’s seen giving her a blow-back with a cigarette at one stage, too…”  

“There are scenes where Rob is chasing the model around town wearing a mixture of Dior jackets, shirts and suits…”  

“There’s also one scene where R-Patz takes part in a foursome and writhes around in bed with three models in various states of undress. But nobody is sure whether this will make the final cut. It’s a no-holds-barred advert and very sexy for a fashion house like Dior. Dior are thrilled with it however because they know how controversial it’s going to be. It’s the talk of the fashion world right now and has been one of the most eagerly awaited adverts for years.” 

quoted from Celebitchy

 

Like everyone else I’m wondering Where the F*ck is the Dior campaign we were promised? Well when I heard recently that the commercial would only be shown in Paris, (I was f*cking pissed off!! That’s not fair!! WTF???)  Slightly miffed. Then I heard the magazine campaign was on hold indefinitely, wouldn’t be out till October, would be out this month, was delayed until JUNE!!! WTF?? Seriously? If you don’t know for CERTAIN then DON’T report on it! Hurrumph!

Typical of the rumor mill, I know nothing more than when I started searching!

Since Dior won’t cum to us, I knew the Rob fandom wouldn’t let us down! So since we can’t have the real thing, here are several Dior/Rob manips for your viewing/daydreaming pleasure…

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STEfraFYc_77 did several of hese manips! Bless her heart and Thank You very much!

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The sleek wealthy Eric Packer look is pretty nice with a Dior slogan!

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This campaign was shot back in December 2012 when our boy was without the sex hair. even though I am a sex hair addict Rob doesn’t need it with the sexy scruff and the F*ck me eyes!

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This one is kinda plain but Rob’s look says it all!

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If  I’m not mistaken (and I could be!) This was a previous Dior campaign but come on…Rob does EVERYTHING Better!

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according to the descriptions I’ve read about what this campaign is supposed to look like, This manip (artist unknown to me) is the closest one I have seen to what this Dior campaign is supposed to look like but not nearly as sexy as was described above!

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If you have ever wonder why they call Rob “Mr. Sexy On Legs” all you gotta do is look at this picture and let your imagination run wild! hehe

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To me, this one looks like it was torn straight from the magazine! Great job Mimy!

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I wasn’t gonna include this one but Rita loves the damn (ugly) shirt so what was I to do?

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Ah now here, this one is niiiiice!!

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I LURVE this one! To me it screams sexy and sensual without saying a word!

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I saved my favorites for last cause who wouldn’t love to see Rob walkin’ into their bedroom lookin’ like that! Sex hair, scruff, sex stare… add to that the thought of him wearing Dior cologne…OMG! Just kill me now!

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This last one is one of my favs just because it looks so classy and like a real Dior Campaign! A true work of art!

Well, that’s all I have for today ladies! Do you fiddle with Photoshop? Goof around With Gimp? Show us your take on The Robert Pattinson Dior Campaign.

 

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan-tasy

 

 

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