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Mission: Monday Military Manip Madness!!!

Hello Everybody *waves*


Dear Angelz,

Your Mission should you accept it is to read and survive the following post about Robert Pattion’s new Movie Role as officer Maddox in “Mission Blacklist #1” including all the great manips made by hOOrs and Angelz like us!!

The following is a fan made poster for the new movie made by

nyfln tumblr

{Great work but don’t worry, I’m saving the best ones for last lol}

BUT this is the official movie poster for Mission Blacklist.

“OMG! Those incredible eyes! I would know them anywhere!!”

The film is based on the book Mission: Black List #1 – The Inside Story of the Search for Saddam Hussein.

{OMG ROB! Have you got a ribbon for being fuckhawt in a uniform? If you don’t BB, you deserve one!! -Faints-}

The thriller follows an Interrogator fresh out of training, Eric Maddox (Robert Pattinson) who has a unique ability to decipher highly complex patterns from seemingly random events.

His mission is to trap the world’s most wanted man, Saddam Hussein – and he must defy his superiors to uncover his prey. The closer he gets to the truth, the more dangerous the hunt becomes.

Mission: Blacklist is directed by Jean-Stéphane Sauvaire from a screenplay written by Erik Jendressen, Dylan Kussman and Trace Sheehan. The film will be released in theaters in 2013.

{Hehehe you can drill me any time ou want to Sergeant Pattinson! ~Snickers~}

“This movie is a gripping, edge of your set thriller “, says Ross M. Dinerstein, one of the film’s producers.  ” I have been inspired by Robert and Jean-Stephane’s dedication.”

{You already do Baby! Everyday in Everyway!! Mwah!}

It sounds like Rob is going to be playing a pretty intense military character and he’ll have to get super buffed-up to be in top shape.

{Lookin mighty fine! Can I play with your six pack?}

We know Rob hates working out, but we guess he will have to endure to take on this challenging new role.

But I cannot wait to see him pump up those guns and tighten those long {already fuckhawt} thighs!!

{UNF! this is my second favorite manip and I’m sure you can see why~SWOON!~}

And if he turns up looking anything like this…

Yes, this is my favorite manip if you hadn’t guessed by now.

We is all gonna be a bunch of DED-ass hOOrz!! Good lord have MERCY!!

While I was doing some research on this film I ran across this awesome movie fan blog for mission black list. There is already quite a bit on there about MB including an interview with the real Maddox about Robert! So click the pick and check them out!!

My reaction about this movie and especially these last two manips was something like this…

Only I was a little more excited LOL.

I dunno bout you ladies but I think these manips are off the charts hot! Have you got anymore Military Manips for me? SHOW ME PLEASE!!! I NEED MORE!!

Much Love to you All,




Filed under Artistic Genius!, Because he gives us a Reason to smile., Getting Started, it's true, Monday Madness, Rob Pattinson

Robert Pattinson: Brighter than the Sun

I’m sure that this doesn’t come as any surprise when I tell you I think about Rob a lot. And I’m sure that I’m not the only one. You know, you’re reading a novel (not ff) and think Rob would be perfect for this character. Or a TV show that comes on and you KNOW Rob could it better. Or you’re listening to music on your way to work and the song makes you think of Rob. This last one happens to me all the time  and thus, inspired this post.

Listen to this Colbie Calliat song whilst reading the rest of this. Doesn’t this capture your feelings for Rob?

Stop me on the corner
I swear you hit me like a vision
I, I, I wasn’t expecting
But who am I to tell fate where it’s supposed to go with it

Don’t you blink you might miss it
See we got a right to just love it or leave it
You find it and keep it
Cause it ain’t every day you get the chance to say

Oh, this is how it starts, lightning strikes the heart
It goes off like a gun, brighter than the sun

Oh, we could be the stars, falling from the sky
Shining how we want, brighter than the sun

I’ve never seen it, I found this love, I’m gonna feed it
You better believe, I’m gonna treat it better than anything I’ve ever had
Cause you’re so damn beautiful

Read it, it’s signed and delivered let’s seal it
Boy we go together like peanuts and paydays and Marley and reggae
And everybody needs to get a chance to sayOh, this is how it starts, lightning strikes the heart
It goes off like a gun, brighter than the sun
Oh, we could be the stars, falling from the sky
Shining how we want, brighter than the sun
Everything is like a white out, cause we shika-shika a shine down
Even when the, when the light’s out but I can see you glow

Got my head up in the rafters, got me happy ever after
Never felt this way before, ain’t felt this way beforeI swear you hit me like a vision
I, I, I wasn’t expecting
But who am I to tell fate where it’s supposed to go?

Oh, this is how it starts, lightning strikes the heart
It goes off like a gun, brighter than the sun
Oh, we could be the stars, falling from the sky
Shining how we want, brighter than the sun, yeah

So, do you agree? Did Rob hit you like a vision you weren’t expecting?  He sure did me!! Show us pics of when Rob “hit you” in the comments!


About halfway through this post I realized that this is how people make vids. But since I’m not creative like that feel free to make one! And I have more pic ideas if you want them!! Also, all these pics were googled, so let us know if they are yours 🙂 I also learned that this song consists of 3 easy chords, so I’m gonna try to learn how to play it! Woo-hoo!!!


Filed under Because he gives us a Reason to smile., Getting Started, Rob Pattinson

Thrill Me Thursday

Hello Everybody *waves*


I was working on my fic today and without giving anything away I started listing reasons why we love Rob. It was really quite easy and soon I had far more reasons  than I could use in my fic.  Rob is such an amazing man I thought we could try to see if we could come up with 100 different things to love about him. We all could probably do this quite easily alone but I don’t want to hog them all LOL. I’ll give ya all a jump start but after that it’s up to you! So message your Girlfriend and fellow Rob pervs, Pull out you pornfolios and open up your tumblers, start the music and let’s get started ok?

#1 because he's Beautiful


#2 Rob butt. Let's face it no one else could make us smile the way YOU are smiling now just by looking at their Add!!

#3 Adorkableness has to be in the top five

# 4 A GREAT Body


#5 Just F*cked Hair


#6 Rob's Large feet (that we rearely get to see)


# 7 Whatever this is that makes me love this picture so much. I don't Know what THIS is but I lurve it Alot!!!

Ok Ladies I know I have left you “Loads and Loads” to contribute. Lets hear it for the boy!!! 😀


Filed under Breathless, Getting Started, Just For Shizz and Giggles, Rob Pattinson

Rob~a~licious Yum!!


Well girls, I’m feeling a little Nostalgic today and since I am, I thought we could share a few giggles about the good old days. How you ask?  By remembering and teaching all our new friends, hOOrs, Angelz and Sistas WTF we are talking about  when we use terms like SWMNBN, Sofa King HAWT and FTMFW (yes there are many who do not know what this means. That’s ok! Ain’t no shame in the game Ladies!) and about a gazillion others! So, I was planning on making this a Three Part post {And we are going to have to make it three parts cuz trust me, the “Robcabulary” Is bigger than the “JaPEEN” *GASP* Yeah! I said it! LOL}  and maybe, just maybe, with the Bel Ami Clip, *DED* The New BD Honeymoon Clip *Sigh* and The *giggles* Comic Con Appearance, we might just come up with a few new words for the “WikiPEENia” And The “Robster’s DICKtionary” So I’m going to start us off with some of these from the “Good ‘Ol days at RAoR” And we can Build on it from there! If you’ve seen or Heard one that you do not know Please, don’t be shy, just ask and we will Tell ya all what it means! If you have a NEW ROBISM to add to the collect let’s hear it! OK, are you ready? Got your “DICKtation” pads out and ready to start? Here is just a VERY SMALL portion of the RobCabulary.
Robgasm – what you have when you look at a particularly hot-sexy pic or video of Rob
Robgasmic – *see Robgasm*
Robsession – the feelings his fans have toward Rob and basically what you feel which is Why you are here now.
Robs-lumber – aka Mr Winky aka pEEn. 😛
St Mattress – the church where Rob worships.
Robtastic – referring to Rob pics or videos, manips, edits wall papers etc.
Robtacular – *see Robtastic*
Robs-happytrail – that line of hair that starts below that freckle and leads down his chest to Robs-Lumber.
Perfect??? OH YES!!!!!
Happy Trail…Happy gurl : )
DirtyRob – Rob in any state of sexy slobbery – scruff, plaid, unkept hair, shiteous Nikes, drunkeness. *See any Rome Rob Pic*
RobCrotch – do you need to ask?…worshipped by many, longed for by all.
Good Robmorning – how you greet fellow Robsessed fans in the am.
Robfix – daily dose of Rob required to get through the day. That’s why we are here!
Robscars – the Actual name of the Oscars when Rob attends.
Robstalking – how fans refer to their daily hunt for info and new pictures of Rob. (How I got started! LOL)
JawPorn – created by Rob’s strong jawline.  Used to refer to any photo or image where this is prominent.
JAW Porn! *Squeeeee*
*Nuff Said!*
Robdreams – what fans wish for every night!
Robattack – similar to a heart attack but can only be induced by Rob! Yup, this Robism is Where I got the name for this site!
Robaholic – as in “my name is Rita and I’m a Robaholic“  [Hello Rita & Welcome to the Party] *snickers* Sorry Rita, Couldn’t
resist!!! 😀
Stay-at-Home-Rob-Stalker – stay at home RobStalker *ME! THAT’S ME!*
Cream-of-Rob umm no explanation required here.
Robscars” – the Actual name of the Oscars when Rob attends
 “Rob-a-licious” Pretty Self Explainitory!
“Robnesia”- that thing I get that makes me forget to feed the family and do the laundry, dishes, etc….
“Robgob”: that piece of drool you discover running down your mouth after staring at Happy trail pics….
“Spunkpack” what a “Normal man *snickers* would call a six-packAKA ROBpack
“RobEnvy”-what every man in the world has. Their women are all just slipping away at the slightest thought of RPattz.
“RobSexplosion” = Explosion of a great deal of RobPorn showcased very, very quickly in a video montage
Example: “Faster Kill Pussycat” video, I have floved this video since I first saw and it is still in my top 5! *SQUEEEE*
Or this one! Oh La La!!! Also in my top 5! *humina humina humina*
Errrr…Make that top 3!!! *whew! it’s hot in here??? *THAT Ma Dears is every freakin form of Robporn Known to Woman kind! and all I can say is DAY~UM!!! That’s HAWT!!!
“Robpack”: Marcus Foster, Bobby Long, Johnny Flynn and others.
“Robnana” – if ya have to ask, ya shouldn’t be reading this blog…leave NOW!
‘Robnana Nut Muffin” – seriously, if ya don’t know go NOW, go play with Justin Bieber!!”
‘PattinPervs – gender neutral term to describe the fans with one-track-mind
“PattinSluts” – see previous definition, female specific. *GUILTY!!* I owns it!
“FBR” – Federal Bureau of Robstigation-  
“PSI=Porn Scene Investigator”: For photo see closest mirror! LOL
There are many many more my Sistas I know you know them. I have a Full list and will be adding a full DICKtionary/WikiPEENia Tab once I have all your input! So post away and add to the list. (porn to accompany said definition is always welcome!!)
Note: Most of these came from RAoR but I did try to reword them a bit to make them current and new again.


Filed under Addicted, Getting Started, Just For Shizz and Giggles, My Brand of Heroin, oh lalala, Peen, Shamwow anyone?, What Gets You Hot?

Just for Shizz and Giggles…

Hello Everybody *waves*


Good Morning Ladies! 🙂
We are doing our best to keep you ladies Distracted, … err entertained while we work the bugs out of the system here.
One day while surfing for my daily dose of Rob Porn, I accidentally hit the zoom button and only saw a portion of Robs head when the page loaded. Even though I only saw a small amount of his hair I recognized the picture instantly. This gave me an idea for something fun to do.

So I thought We could play a little game for now that I like to call “Pick the Pic!”  This is a great way for everyone to share their personal collections of the pretty.

I’ll give you a glimpse of a specific photo of Rob and all you have to do is try to find The EXACT Picture and post it down below… I am the ONLY person who knows EXACTLY which pic I am using and I have it tucked away in a folder to add into the post once the correct picture has been found by you lovely ladies. I will also add in the winners name on the post as soon as I see the correct picture posted.
I will Not use manips. I will only use actual photos taken of The Pretty from Public appearances or photo shoots or stills from his movies. Since all comments are dated and time stamped, the first person to guess it correctly wins! What do you Win? Well, Bragging rights for being the Biggest Pattin Picture hOOr of all time (?) *LOL*
And maybe if you guys enjoy this and find it challenging enough (and if you don’t that’s ok too!) I will see if I can get one of our very talented Pattin~artist to make up a special prize for the first person to correctly guess 10 pictures. (any artist/blinkie makers/wallpapermakers out there willing to take me up on this and provide the prize?)
Now, due to my limited know-how of PS I can only crop the photo and paste it as whatever size it  happens to be after croping so the picture will be very small but this should only make it a little more interesting.
 We will start with an easy one for the first time.
Ok are you ready? Here we go…Pick the Pic…
Find the rest of me!

Where have I seen this face before?

Enjoy digging through your “Porn Portfolios” and feel free to post any particularly HAWT photos that strike your fancy even if it has nothing to do with the above picture.
Much Love to you all,

Update!! Maggie / dazzledbyRP  Wins!!!!



OH Maggie, I KNEW you'd find me!!!



Filed under Getting Started, Just For Shizz and Giggles

Rob being, well…Rob!

Howdy Ya'll


The Ellen Show ~April 20, 2011

While in his dressing room, Robert Pattinson grabbed a camera and recorded himself enjoying a quick snack.

Why did I post this, you might ask?  It just popped into my head today and I decided it should not be lost among the gazillion photos and videos made during the world wide WFE promo tour.

This is Rob being, well…Rob!  He filmed himself!  I don’t think I’ve seen anything like it before (if you have, I wanna see it).

Doesn’t he have the prettiest eyes?

Don’t you just love those soft, twisty lips?

Isn’t that the most adorkable little grunt at the end?

Don’t get me wrong.  I f*ckin’ LOVE Rob on the red carpet, in photo shoots, on film, or just out and about.  Dressed up or dressed down, makes no difference to me.  I love it all.

But this?  This is 100% natural Rob – what’s not to love?

Hope you liked my very first post!



Filed under Getting Started, My Brand of Heroin, What Gets You Hot?

What Does It For You?


Well, I finally finished building my Robalicious web site. Now I’m writing my first RoBlog and I can’t think of a better topic for any Blog other than Rob can You? I Mean, You just have to LOVE a man who says things like, “I’m just a tool. I’m just A Big Hard Tool!” *LMAO*
As I was lurking around from site to site teaching myself about blogging and Building websites and basically Rob-stalking, (Yes I said it! I Own it! Can you blame me? *LOL*) I realized every one likes him for different reasons. Many, Many different reasons. So to get things started I want to know, What is it about Robert Pattinson that just Drives You WILD? I mean seriously,

      Was it his role in Twilight as the Gorgeous Vampire Edward Cullen
                                                 that captivated you…?
(Amber eyes to Ambush your heart!)
    Is it that GQ look he can pull off so well that makes your heart race….?

OH YEAH!!! C*H*O*M*P!!!

And then there’s his hair that is so often Messy and yet somehow Always Perfect…?

YEP PERFECT! A woman could happily get lost forever looking in a face like that!

 Or could it be those Long, Lush eyelashes, or maybe is it those Haunting Blue-Gray eyes that are so easy to get lost in you forget what you were saying….?

*Le sigh* *faint* *Thud*
 Uumm…where was I? *rereads blog & skips over pictures*…oh Yeah, is
                                           it those full, pouty lips….?
(Those lips are just begging to be kissed, and OFTEN!)
*Shakes away the day-dream* (Hmmm this may take longer than I thought.) I’ve learned that some people have real attraction for that
                                            Strong Gorgeous Jawline….?
(Rob’s Profile. Strong Jaw. ‘Nuff said. *Pffftt*
Could it be, like so many others, (and I absolutely agree with them) that   you’re attracted to his big, strong hands, with those long elegant fingers?
(Yup! That Works for ME!)
 Of Course, there’s always that Amazing torso to tantalize your thoughts…?
(Gah! Happy Trail! Happier Blogger!)
                        Is it that Tush that turns your insides to mush….?
(You Know! BWAhaahaaa)
Could it be that it’s the way he can be Red Carpet Glamourous one minute…?
      And then turn around and he’s completely “Adorkable” the next….?
(Damn! Even “Adorkable” he’s Sexy!)
And then the next time you see him he’s got that drop dead, Take your
                                breath away, “Come Hither” Stare….?
(Too…Pretty…Can’t Take it…)
          *Gah!!! Gotta… concentrate, Can’t. Get. Distracted. By. The. Pretty.*
                   There’s always his Amazing, Soulful, Beautiful Voice…?

(Lord, THAT VOICE goes through me like Liquid Gold! *Shivers*) 
                         And of course there’s that Wonderful Giggle….?

(Go on, admit it, you’re either laughing your butt off or grinning like an idiot trying not to! Ain’t no shame in that!)

 Is it the way he’s Swamped by all his adoring fans to whom he is always so Gracious and yet, he still manages to remain humble and disbelieving
                                               that so many adore him…?
(AWWW!!! Even when he’s shy and Bashful he’s HAWT!!!)
                                    I don’t know about you, but as for me,…


 So tell me, What Does it for you? What is it about Rob that gets you hot? Have I overlooked something? have I left something out? Please leave me a comment and a little love too. Mwah! 




Filed under Edward A M Cullen, Getting Started, Hello, Rob Pattinson, What Gets You Hot?