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‘Twas the Friday Before Christmas…

‘Twas the Friday Before Christmas, when all through RA, The FicSix were celebrating the holidays in a Twilight fan fiction way! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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Twas the Night Before Christmas, Cullen Style by Mandy52799

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Carlisle perverts a Christmas classic. See what’s going on in and around the Cullen house on Christmas Eve. This is just for shiggles. M for really dirty humor, smut, and mistreatment of forest creatures. Vampire/human. AU. CPOV

CPOV

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Vampires were stirring; each fucking their spouse.

The stockings were tossed o’er lampshades without care,

As Rosalie screamed “Oh Emmett! Right there!”

The pixie was nestled all snug in her bed,

While visions of sex to come danced in her head;

And Edward with his brooding, and a ripe human snack,

Had just talked her out of a roll in the sack,

When out in the forest there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my mate to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I ran super fast,

I’d tear them to shreds for ruining this ass.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the sparkle of mid-day to a vampire below.

When, what to my honey gold eyes should appear?

But Edward, himself, humping a deer!

He thought none would notice if he made himself quick,

I knew in that moment, that boy was quite sick!

More rapid than teenagers, he moaned and then came,

Then he growled, and he shouted, and called out a lame;

“Don’t smash her! Don’t lance her! She’s human; can’t get some!

Oh, come on! Its stupid, to squander this vixen!

From the tip of my dick! To the hair on my balls!

Why can’t I be be banging my cock on her walls?”

As dry heaves left the deer before it finally died,

His lips meet the animal, his mouth sucked it dry.

Then up to the house-top his golden eyes flew,

When his face filled with joy, it was Bella, I knew.

And then, in twilight, I heard a soft “oof.”

The sounds of romancing, the pawing was proof.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,

Down the side of the house they came, forest bound.

He expressed his strong urge, to his love-from his cock,

As his clothes pulled away, he was left there in shock;

A writhing hot Bella, he’d flung on her back,

He looked like a toddler about to devour a snack!

His eyes – how they darkened! As he fingered her, wary!

Her cheeks were like roses, his nose smelled her cherry!

Her creamy white legs were drawn up, vag on show,

And the beard of her clam was as soft as the snow;

The plump of her lip she held tight in her teeth,

And he took a big risk, deciding to breathe;

Her scent burnt his throat, and was a bit smelly,

But it made his mouth water; she tasted like jelly.

He was chubby and plump, his dick, as he knelt,

And I laughed when I saw him start stroking himself.

The black of his eyes and the throb of his head,

Soon let me know that she’d get him in bed;

She spoke not a word, but gave a sly smirk,

Her hand filled with cock, she gave a firm jerk,

And pinching tightly, the bridge of his nose,

He gave a stiff nod to his dick as it rose;

He sprang to her crotch, then let out a whistle,

Tore off her clothes and took hold of her missiles.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he dove out of sight,

“Happy Cunnilingus to all, and to all a good-night.”

Check out the talented Mandy52799’s other Christmas fics.

Tie Me Up In Tinsel by mandy52799

*Made by Mandy52799*

*Made by Mandy52799*

Tie Me Up In Tinsel ~ Edward has always had it bad for sweet and innocent Bella, but avoided her due to his kinky nature. This Christmas could change it all when Bella surprised him with an extra special gift. Merry Christsmut! AH EPOV. Written for the 24 Xmas oneshot contest. WINNER OF THE 24HR SMUTMAS CHALLENGE!!

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Seven Days to Christmas by CullensTwiMistress

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Seven Days to Christmas ~ She met him at thirteen and again at twenty-seven. He’s never forgotten her. A Christmas story about two people, luck, and a few special deliveries. ExB; Olderward.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Humor – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 3 – Words: 6,881 – Reviews: 232 – Favs: 220 – Follows: 488 – Updated: 44m ago – Published: Dec 14 – id: 9923677

This amusing and eventful Christmas story is not all about the holidays, it’s about a wedding and seven fun-filled days that lead up to one of the best and most memorable Christmases Bella has ever had. But first we need to meet Bella and Edward a few years earlier…

Chapter 1 – August 2000

The smoke billows from between his lips. I can’t pull my eyes away from them. He’s oblivious to my staring, thank God, but I can’t help feeling ridiculous nonetheless.

I watch, fascinated, as Edward throws his head back, laughing at something one of the other boys has said. If he only knew the effect staring at him—at the green of his eyes, or the way his lips curl around the end of that joint—had on me, he’d probably run for the hills.

I mean, it’s not like he knows me. Not really. We just have the same cousin, Rosalie. My aunt is married to Edward’s uncle, which makes me Rosalie’s cousin on my mom’s side.

Rosalie isn’t only my cousin, though; she’s also my best friend. Tonight, I’m sleeping over at her house. She’s turning fourteen in a few days and we’re celebrating a little early. Edward was at her house earlier and brought us to this party. I’ll be turning fourteen a few weeks after Rose—coincidentally on the same day Edward turns nineteen. This party is sort of an early present for all of us.

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So, Bella paints a swoony picture of a 19-year-old Edward Cullen, but, what’s he like today? Well, this mature, brilliant and witty Bella later finds out, when she goes to a snowy mountain resort in Vermont for a “family reunion slash wedding slash Christmas slash Bella-relaxes-by-the-fire-with-wine-and-a-book” holiday vacation…thirteen years later…

Chapter 3 – December 19th, 2013

Someone clears his throat behind me and I turn around, my eyes growing wide.

That smile and those lips. I haven’t seen him in forever. Rose gave me updates on his whereabouts once in a while, but I never pined for him. I was realistic in my fourteen-year-old addled brain. He was way too old for me, and I was way too much into that douche Eric. Let’s not talk about Eric.

A lot has changed since I was a teenager, but some things haven’t. Edward Cullen is still the hottest boy I’ve ever seen. He’s aged well. Very well, actually.

He’s taller than I remember, as if that’s even possible. His hair is still that organized chaos and those eyes, the deepest shade of sea green. What has changed, though, are some of his features. Gone is that baby face, nineteen-year-old boy, and before me stands a man with a goatee and a day’s worth of scruff on that sharp, lickable jaw of his. My mouth goes dry, and I’m not even sure where I am or what I’m supposed to say.

Indeed, some things do not change.

“Bella?” His eyes sparkle when he says my name, and I’m thrown back to that time when I was thirteen and he was that boy who was too pretty for words and who gave me my first kiss.

I smile huge, showing my teeth; I’m sure my family is as freaked out as I am by my reaction. A small giggle escapes my lips when I say, “Hi, Edward.”

I have a feeling my vacation just got interesting.

It most certainly did, Bella! And it also may have gotten festive and romantic, too, as Bella receives anonymous deliveries, accompanied by “special” one-word cards… I wonder who they could be from and what they mean? A now thirty-two-year-old, handsome, sweet and “musical prodigy” Edward, who never forgot dear Bella after all these years, and may have even pined for her a bit, might just have that answer for you…but why? Well, you’ll have to read and find out, as this story is all written, and will post real-time – each chapter has a date for December and that will be the posting day for that chapter. Merry Christmas!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9923677/1/Seven-Days-to-Christmas

https://fictionpad.com/author/CullensTwiMistress/stories

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What’s In Santa’s Sack by What’s in Santa’s Sack

*made by staceleo*

*made by staceleo*

A collection of one shots for Christmas cheer brought to you by authors that want to spread holiday cheer and good times! All pairings, all genre’s, all ratings, and all different POV’s. These will post every other day!

Rated: Fiction M – English –  Chapters: 8 – Words: 48,148 –Reviews: 182 – Favs: 75 – Follows: 118 – Updated: Dec 13 – Published: Dec 1 – id: 9891075

What’s in Santa’s Sack? Well, it’s not what you’re thinking…toys… *wink*…it’s actually a wonderful collection of holiday stories from numerous different Twilight fanfiction authors. And while each story is unique in its own traditional, merry way, what they do have in common is they all encompass the true spirit of Christmas and good-time cheer of this magical holiday season.

It will be updating throughout the holiday, right up until Christmas Eve. The authors will be posting their stories on their individual profiles on that day. We have eight different stories so far for your reading enjoyment! Happy Holidays!

Chapter 1: Christmas Magic by Alice’s White Rabbit  ~ As the holidays approach, Renee must say goodbye to her mother. As she awaits the arrival of Bella, Edward and her other children, Renee fondly reminisces about past Christmases and the role her mother played in all the Christmas magic. As she deals with her grief and the impending holiday, can there be a little more magic left for her?

Chapter 2: All my Heart at Christmas by CullensTwiMistress ~ A rich man with secrets. A simple assistant with a past of her own. Two people on a collision course with destiny. This holiday may just be what both their hearts need. BxE; AH; EPOV; Romance

Chapter 3: Christmas Talesby Dinia Steel ~ It’s a cold winter’s night not too long before Christmas. There’s snow on the ground and Kittybells is hurrying home to get warm and comfortable with Her Human, when her world begins to crash around her. She’s saved by a Ginger-cat and a new adventure begins.

Chapter 4: Just One Wish by Twiddler83 ~ Seven-year-old Annabelle Whitlock has just one wish this Christmas. Can her foster parents, Edward and Bella Cullen, make it come true?

Chapter 5: Last Christmas by staceleo ~ Bella Swan hates Christmas. Can she find some Christmas joy thanks to the spirited Edward Cullen?

Chapter 6: Code of Christmas by Lolo84 ~ A trip to the ‘toy’ store turns into so much more when Bella Swan gets a call from her best friend—A call saying that she saw her boyfriend, Edward, sneaking into a hotel. But what’s he really up to? Two years ago, they broke the code of conduct. Now, Bella’s breaking the Code of Christmas. But some surprises aren’t worth the wait. Romance/Humor.

Chapter 7: Scrooge by kitchmill ~ Ever the Scrooge, Edward Cullen has no interest in celebrating Christmas. Will his attitude change when he find a young woman down on her luck?

Chapter 8: All I Want by WitchyVampGirl ~ From afar, Edward had always wanted Bella. Fearful that his feelings would never be returned, he became her friend. Will one simple letter from a little girl change everything and give them everything they ever wanted?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9891075/1/What-s-In-Santa-s-Sack#end

https://fictionpad.com/author/WhatsInSantasSack/stories/10517/What-s-In-Santa-s-Sack

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Christmas Magic by JenRar

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Christmas Magic ~ One night a year. A long family tradition. When his father retires, Edward Cullen steps into the role he was born to do. Surrounded by magic, elves, and reindeer, he thought he was prepared, until something extraordinary hit him head on. Short E/B Christmas drabble-ish fic.

Rated: Fiction K – English – Romance – [Bella, Edward] – Chapters: 3 – Words: 1,249 – Reviews: 171 – Favs: 128 – Follows: 257 – Updated: 4h ago – Published: Dec 17 – id: 9932890

This adorably sweet, nine chapter, holiday tale is all about romance, the magic of Christmas, some really unique reindeer, a beautiful, shy Elf named Bella and Edward as Santa! *squee*

Chapter 1 

Edward’s POV

“It’s time, son,” my father said as I stood and began to pace. “I’m handing over the reins-literally and figuratively-to a new generation.”

I wasn’t sure what to say. I paced some more, raking a hand through my hair as my mother watched with worried eyes. My father looked calm, happy…at peace with his decision.

“I…I won’t have any idea what to do,” I argued, shaking my head. “You can’t just expect me to step in and fill your shoes, Dad.”

“Edward-” my mom started, but she quieted as my father stood, stopping me with his hands on my shoulders so he could look me in the eyes.

“Son, do you think I had any clue when your grandfather retired?” He chuckled, shaking his head. “I was scared to death, too. But you can do this. Your mother and I have faith in you, Edward. You just have to have faith in yourself.”

After a moment, I nodded, huffing out a breath. “Faith. Right.”

I could do this. I mean, I was born to do it, right? The men in my family had been doing it for nearly a thousand years. But that didn’t mean I wasn’t still scared out of my wits.

After all, my father had just said I was now the one and only Santa Claus.

https://fictionpad.com/author/JenRar/stories/10872/Christmas-Magic/story

http://www.thewriterscoffeeshop.com/library/viewstory.php?sid=9593&chapter=3

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9932890/3/Christmas-Magic

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Grace Like Snow by RFM86

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Grace Like Snow ~ During a wintry trek back to college, after Christmas break, Bella swan finds her own amazing grace. *one shot*

Twenty-year-old Isabella Swan had a wonderful Christmas and New Year at home in Forks with her mom and dad, but now that the holiday was over, it was time to head back to college in Seattle. Much to her parents chagrin, because of the frightful winter weather, she hops in her car, turns on her favourite song “Grace Like Rain” and begins the trek back to school. The drive is quite uneventful for a time as Isabella enjoys her music and the wintry sights; that is until…

…my car came to an abrupt stop. Right smack dab in between the ditch and the pole against an icy snow bank. My side, back door was literally within inches of crashing into the telephone pole. I sat there in disbelief, with my heart pounding; Grace Like Rain continued to play in the background.

But, as Isabella discovers, after surviving this accident unscathed, and as she looks for help, life’s graces come in many forms, and to her wondrous pleasure, she finds one whom she never thought would “grace” her life again…

As I looked up at him from my vantage point in the driver’s seat, when he walked back around to my window, it dawned on me. I did know this man. At least I thought I did. He didn’t usually have so much growth on his face; but as his cheeks reddened in the cold and his eyes became alight with exertion, I knew it had to be him.

“Professor Masen?” I asked, unsure. “Is that really you?”

The man’s piercing, green eyes shot up to my face, searching it for some clue as to how I knew him.

“You were my Global Politics professor a couple years back,” I told him, feeling more confident in my assessment of him. “I’m Isabella Swan, Bella.”

“Oh, right, yes, Bella,” he muttered, peering in to look closer at me, his eyes showing a flicker of recognition. “I’m sorry; I, um, didn’t recognize you all bundled up and outside of school.” He cleared his throat. “It’s, ah, been a while since I last saw you.” His voice seemed to betray some emotion, but I was uncertain what it was I was hearing.

What do you think she was hearing from this British Professor Masen? *wink* …as you ponder that answer, just remember…this is an Edward and Bella Holiday story! Happy New Year!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9731139/26/Countdown-to-2014-Fact-or-Fiction (Grace Like Snow)

Part of the Countdown to 2014 – Fact or Fiction by Breath-of-twilight.

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*Review by Wiltshire Glo*

In Every Life (A Little Snow Must Fall) by cosmogirl7481

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In Every Life (A Little Snow Must Fall) ~ Life happens. It passes us by in fleeting moments filled with unexpected encounters. It gives us choices to say and do the right thing. And chances to make it better, even when our choices were wrong. A short holiday story.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 19 – Words: 15,915 – Reviews: 2,306 – Favs: 494 – Follows: 773 – Updated: 14h ago – Published: Dec 9 – id: 9914068

*Sigh* where do I begin? The exquisite writing, the intriguing storyline or the fabulous characterisations? Maybe instead I’ll start with a name….cosmogirl7841. I think that says it all! 😉

This delicious little tale begins with Bella trudging home in the driving snow and meeting her grumpy neighbour under less than auspicious circumstances… Trust me – these two anti-social, awkward, filterless, but adorable people will melt your heart and make it ache. I don’t want to say too much, as currently at sixteen short chapters in, their personalities and motivations are just beginning to reveal themselves.

However, I will say that Edward’s grump-tastic attitude and Bella’s independent streak are definitely covering up completely different feelings from outward appearances!

You’re so weird,” he says, exasperated. “Why are you so fucking weird?”

“I don’t know,” I tell him. “Probably for the same reason that you’re so fucking mean.

That’s probably the briefest extract I’ve chosen all year, but it made me giggle – they make me giggle, and it kind of sums up their starting point. They are so endearing it’s hard waiting for my daily snippet of their story, and I dive on every update with delight. I know there’s more to them than meets the eye and I’m very glad that they’re facing bad weather – together!

If her other stories have passed you by, get out from under your rock, start reading them now – and you’re welcome, Happy Christmas!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9914068/1/In-Every-Life-A-Little-Snow-Must-Fall

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I’m delighted to share with you these three daily updating fics which have given me a lovely Christmas feel and kept me entertained in the run up to the day. Enjoy!

Long Way to Christmas by That’sMzPeachesTYVM

*Made by Alison McKee*

*Made by Alison McKee*

Long Way to Christmas ~ She is brilliant and beautiful, and well respected at a very young age in her field, but she is all alone. No family. No friends outside of work. He is alone by choice, punishing himself for the sins of his past, but he has family to give him strength. Will a chance encounter, and a daily trip out of her way lead her to the family and place of belonging she so craves? AH/AU MA

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Family – Bella – Chapters: 16 – Words: 27,634 – Reviews: 241 – Favs: 74 – Follows: 119 – Updated: 24m ago – Published: Dec 1 – id: 9890550

That’sMzPeachesTYVM tells us at the start of Chapter 1, “It won’t look like it until the end of the chapter, but this is a
 Christmas story. The plan is to post a chapter a day until
 Christmas’ Eve.  And yes, it does appear to be a long way to Christmas but I’m enjoying every step of the journey.  The sweet storyline, combined with the loving and lovable Cullen family, keeps me reading daily, but I admit, it was the compelling characters of Edward and Bella that initially drew me in.

Bella has a brilliant mind, is beautiful inside and out, and has an amazingly successful career as a Cardiothoracic Surgeon.  You might think, how perfect.  But no!  Unfortunately, she’s has been dealt a rough hand in life as far as family is concerned, and she is alone in the world, but worse than that…she is lonely.  Pure chance takes her into Edward’s small store where…

She shook herself free of her lonesome thoughts, and looked around. The small store was homey feeling, and clean. As she approached the glass enclosure to look at the treats on display, her stomach grumbled. She heard a soft, deep chuckle from behind the counter at the coffee machine.

As Bella turned to ascertain to whom the laugh belonged, she was rooted in place by sea-green eyes. Utterly mesmerized, she didn’t even hear the words being spoken to her until that same chuckle reverberated through her ears once again.

“Are you okay,” said a soft baritone voice “is there something I can get for you?”

Bella blinked, and cleared her throat as she tried to pull herself together, and stop gaping. Those eyes, Gah!

“Oh, yes. Yes, I’m fine.” Bella blushed. “I-I was just looking at your display case, trying to figure out what I want to treat myself to.”

“From the sounds of it, you haven’t eaten yet,” said the man with the gentle timbre and the beautiful green eyes. “How ’bout you let me fix you something substantial, and a cup of coffee before you dive into the sugar?” There was a twinkle in those verdant orbs.

Bella looked down to her purse clasped in both hands, shaking her head to clear her thoughts as her blush began to spread from her cheeks to her ears and down her neck. She looked back up to take in the whole of the man behind the counter, reminding herself to show no expression at her perusal. She failed. Her lips parted and a small gasp escaped her as she beheld a wild crop of hair the color of a well used penny, high cheek bones, sharp-angular jaw, and a beautifully anfractuous smile. He was quite tall—she estimated six foot two or three—with an athletic build. He was very handsome, and had a piercing gaze. She sucked in a deep breath, hoping that an influx of oxygen might help clear her head so that she could speak coherently.

Just in case you are not attracted to Edward by that delicious description – wait until you hear this ladies – Edward Cullen is a chocolatier!  OME!  We discover later that he is a good person, hard-working, and loves his family.  What a perfect combination in a man!  There is a slight snag though.  Edward is a reformed manwhore who deems himself unworthy of the good doctor – he puts her on a pedestal – such a classically Edward thing do to.  While Bella calls in for coffee and treats practically every day, and is soon adopted by the Cullen family, Edward, despite his growing attraction and attachment to her, keeps himself firmly in the friend zone.  He really is so cute in how he cares for Bella though, in little ways such as making her a packed lunch, but it’s not until the women in his family make him wake up and smell the coffee that he decides to woo her.  Sigh!

Long Way to Christmas is quintessentially a love story; a lovely story and perfect reading for this time of year, as although it opens well before the season of goodwill, it does also feel like a Christmas story.  It’s heart-warming!

Order a cup of coffee and a hand made chocolate from Edward, perhaps one of Alice’s pastries too, then pull up a comfy chair to witness the wooing.

 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9890550/1/Long-Way-to-Christmas

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Santa And The Bearded Elf by MrsK81

*Made by Dowling Nana*

*Made by Dowling Nana*

Santa And The Bearded Elf ~ Santa, a bearded elf, a closet, and the most amazing kiss… definitely a good deed with a difference for Bella Swan. But what if her Santa turned out to be someone a little closer to home, maybe a little too close to home? How does she tell him who she really is? A fun, little Christmas story with daily updates finishing on Christmas Day.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 19 – Words: 28,034 – Reviews: 976 – Favs: 411 – Follows: 743 – Updated: 18h ago – Published: Dec 1 – id: 9890441

Updates one chapter per day and it will finish on Christmas Eve with an epilogue to follow on Christmas Day.

This yuletide tale is pure joy to read; it’s sweet and funny with fabulous larger than life characters.

Edward is a doctor who gets roped in to dressing up as Santa in order to bring presents and good cheer to the children’s ward in his hospital.  That’s quite a normal thing for a man…a nice man…to do, right?  The making out with an elf in a closet afterwards – while both still bearded – err, not quite so much!  It’s no wonder Edward can’t get the startling and very out of character experience out of his mind…

I was about to start my rounds when I found myself standing outside the janitors closet… thinking… remembering. The thought of that kiss… damn.

I’d been intrigued by the cute little elf anyway, even in the beard and that really bad outfit there was something about her. Of course, the beard could have been hiding black teeth and actual man stubble, but I’d tried not to think about that. As it turned out, any fears about what she looked like underneath the costume were unfounded, because I’d been about to take the ridiculous suit off when she’d burst into the room and started stripping off.

Like some dirty, little pervert I’d watched and then she bent over right in front of me—in just a thong. I would be eternally grateful for the huge pants and padding which concealed my instant boner.

It was totally out of character for me. I wasn’t spontaneous or passionate, and I’d never felt attraction like that to a total stranger, but I’d been completely unable to help myself and I’d kissed her. Like an asshole, I didn’t even talk to her or move my beard… I didn’t even move hers.

Shit, what if it wasn’t fake?

Elfphilia anyone? 😉

Bella, a volunteer at the hospital, is an absolute sweetheart and immediately made me long to be her friend.  I so love the way she gets herself into scrapes and makes me laugh with her sweet nature, her kindness and her generosity of spirit; the polar opposite of Edward’s girlfriend, Tanya.  It is Christmas after all, so I’ll be restrained in my description of Tanya.  Just bring to mind, if you will, movie characters such as The Wicked Witch of the West, The Snow Queen and Cruella DeVille – Bella accurately describes Tanya as Miranda Priestly from The Devil Wears Prada.  This is where I mention that Tanya is a pretentious model and also Bella’s boss.  Join the dots ladies!

Honestly, this story has all the makings of one of those American TV shows where a group of cousins all declare some scrawny creep to be their “baby daddy”.  Why?  This story is a love triangle with a difference…it’s sort of a quadrangle…but it’s not.  And Edward, who is caught in the middle, now seems to be realising he can’t do anything but smile when he’s with a certain Elf…even when he hasn’t joined all the dots himself.

Oh, I’ll tell you one more thing before I head off to search for Santaward in a closet…Daddy C, or Dr. C as Bella calls him, is a DILF!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9890441/1/Santa-And-The-Bearded-Elf

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The Letter, The Cat & the Holly and Ivy by capricapra

LCHI

The Letter, The Cat & the Holly and Ivy ~ A Christmas short story with daily updates concluding on December 25th. Short chapters. Newly qualified English teacher, Bella Swan, and Head Teacher, Edward Cullen, are totally hot for each other, but their work and other unforeseen circumstances keep them from getting together. Will they get their Happily Ever After at Christmas?

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 16 – Words: 17,004 – Reviews: 497- Favs: 172 – Follows: 355 – Updated: 53m ago – Published: Dec 5 – id: 9901454

Before I tell you anything about his story, I want to lay claim to a new acronym – HTILF – Head Teacher I’d like to…well, you know. *moving on from naughty fantasy* 😉

29-year-old Bella has just completed her teacher training at a school that is lucky to have the well-respected, charismatic, 35-year-old Mr. Cullen as headmaster.  She has a crush on him, but never imagines the unattainable object of her desire could reciprocate her feelings; she believes him to be out of her league.

Shall we have a peep at this charming man from BPOV ladies?

Edward Cullen was the Head Teacher at Meyer High. He was thirty-five, young to be a Head, but anyone who spent five seconds in a room with him would realise that he was a phenomenal teacher and a great leader.

I was moving on to my first job as a fully qualified teacher at Volturi Academy, across the city, but desperately wished that I could stay put. I couldn’t deny that his leadership was one of the reasons I wanted to stay so badly … that, and the fact that he was completely and utterly fuckhot. Even his handwriting was beautiful and sexy. My heart thrummed with anticipation.

After a few deep breaths, a drink of cold water and a spritz of my favourite freesia and jasmine perfume, I walked over to his office and tentatively knocked on the door.

“Come in,” he called in his clear, smooth voice.

“Err, hi. I got your note,” I said as I entered his office.

“Great. Thanks for dropping by. Please, have a seat.” He gestured to a chair in front of his desk, and I slid into it. “Excuse me a moment whilst I finish typing this email.”

“Of course.” I sat there quietly for a minute, the only sound in the room being the furious clicking of his long fingers against the keys.

I didn’t mind. It gave me ample opportunity to admire his Adonis-like features. His mop of unruly auburn hair, and his deep green eyes that were highlighted by tiny laugh lines at the corners. His perfectly straight nose and perfectly square jaw. And the scattering of tiny freckles across his cheeks. His long, muscular forearms and his lean, broad chest. Of course, he was sitting down, but on numerous occasions previously, I had admired his pert, tight behind in his trousers.

OME! *reaching for smelling salts*

Edward is completely professional and wouldn’t consider jeopardising their careers while she works under him…no pun intended.  However, he does allow himself “a couple of moments to fantasise about the delights I was convinced she possessed under her smart, demure work clothes”.   As a parting gift he presented Bella with a hardback copy of the collected works of Jane Austen, her favourite author, with a thoughtful inscription inside.  I don’t want to give too much away here, but at this stage he also slipped in “The Letter” from the story’s unique title.

Capricapra says, “If  you’re after a daily updating, sweet, low-angst ExB HEA story, why not give it a try?”      Yes, it’s that and more.  Bella is not the only one snorting with laughter in this fic…I was too.  Between the antics of Mr Wibbles, Alice’s giant tabby, slightly antisocial infamous cat from the title, to the antics of said cat’s owner, also Bella flat mate, and kind of wild Angela and a tabletop dancing Esme, there is much to make me giggle.  For example, Alice over shares on the size of Jasper’s pierced “thingy”, which she can describe along with his talents in “glorious detail” to Bella, but cannot bring herself to say the actual word. 😉

Can I just say here, on a side note to capricapra, pictures or it didn’t happen! *wink*

This fun pre-written story will consist of 22 chapters and an epi, which will post on Christmas Day.

https://fictionpad.com/author/CapriCapra/stories/10609/The-Letter–The-Cat—The-Holly-and-Ivy

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9901454/1/The-Letter-The-Cat-the-Holly-and-Ivy

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The Brightest Star by chocaholic123 

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The Brightest Star ~ Porn stars, suburbia and Christmas lights. Sometimes the brightest star shines in the darkest places. And sometimes you’re so blind you can’t see it. E x B AH and full of smut. Happy Christmas from me!

Rated: Fiction MEnglish – Drama/Romance – Bella, Edward, Phil, Renée – Chapters: 5 – Words: 17,263 – Reviews: 327 – Favs: 291 – Follows: 527 – Updated: 22h ago – Published: Dec 19 – id: 9938593

This little beauty only started posting last night, and will consist of seven chapters, which are already written, posting right up until Christmas.  Chocaholic warns us “that it’s a little smutty and dirty. I don’t think I’ll be on the ‘nice’ list this year ;(.”  *Rubbing my hands together gleefully.*  You are on my nice list Chocoholic! 🙂

21-year-old Bella comes home from college to mom Renee and step-dad Phil for the Christmas holidays.  She has lived in LA most of her life but still finds it hard to accept the heat at Christmastime.  This fabulously witty Bella blames Walt Disney for her desire for a snow-covered ground and for making her…in her own words…a sentimental sap.  She discovers there is a new, young, male next door neighbour – but before visions of Flynn Ryder or Prince Charming dance in your heads – read on…

“His name is Edward Cullen, and I sincerely hope you’ve never heard of him before.” Mom’s reply is cryptic, and I look to Phil for more information.

A blush rises up his neck, and I can’t help but gape at his embarrassment. Who the hell is Edward Cullen?

“I’ve never heard of him,” I tell them. “But, you’ve got me intrigued now.”

“He’s in the adult film industry.” Mom whispers the last three words, as if she can barely bring herself to say them. She glances down at her nails, turning her hand over like she is inspecting them, trying to look anywhere but at me.

I start to laugh. “He’s a porn star?” I want to run back out to the driveway and take a good look. “A porn star has moved in next door … for real?” I’m itching to get on Facebook and update my status. I’m going to dine out on this for weeks. It’s not every day that a guy who fucks for a living moves into the bungalow next to yours. Suddenly, my day has gotten very interesting.

And so has this story! Mmmh! Beauty and the Pornstar has a certain ring to it. 🙂

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9938593/1/The-Brightest-Star

Nollaig Shona agus Athbhliain faoi Mhaise Daoibh!

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Just a tiny taste of Christmas sweetness from me this week:

Belong To Me by Edward’s Eternal

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Belong To Me ~ A last minute decision. A dead car. One long, cold walk. Soft eyes and gentle care warm up Edward’s cold hands and start to thaw out his frozen heart. What happens when two lonely souls meet at Christmas? Do miracles still exist? Can they possibly belong to each other? 

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance – Chapters: 2 – Words: 8,140 –  Reviews: 351 – Favs: 470 – Follows: 738 – Updated: Dec 18 – Published: Dec 14 – id: 9925969

What do we like in a Christmasward? Shy; sweet; humble; geeky glasses adorning a handsome face; rich enough to give an angel the world, but unaffected by material trappings for himself? I must say that for me, after a day spent negotiating the madness that is Christmas, Edward’s Eternal‘s Edward is a soothing balm. As good as a cuppa and a hobnob, and I’m a Brit, so you know how much that means to me!

Edward is stranded in a freezing nowhere when his car breaks down on his way to surprise his ungrateful relatives for Christmas. Who does he find in a friendly diner, warming up his hands, his feet and his heart?

“Here,” a soft voice spoke close to my ear.

I opened my eyes, meeting concerned ones of the lightest ice-blue I had ever seen. They were filled with worry as they met mine, the emotion in them so easy to see. I couldn’t remember the last time I had seen anyone look at me with such concern. It was an unusual feeling. Unable to break the gaze, I blinked and a deep ‘V’ appeared between the lovely eyes. “Can you talk?”

I cleared my throat and sat up. “S-sorry. Yes.” My voice sounded rough as if I hadn’t spoken for days rather than only hours. “C-cold, I’m so cold.”

A cup appeared in front of me and gratefully I grabbed for it, only to have it slip from my cold hands and rattle back into place on the saucer.

I cursed quietly and looked back up at the warm gaze. The woman attached to the lovely eyes, smiled in understanding and lifted the cup to my mouth, helping me drink the warm liquid. Her hand cupped the back of my head; its heat burning my cold skin as I gulped the coffee down greedily. She sat the cup down, a small smile on her face when she saw it was empty.

“Better?”

I nodded, feeling the warmth seep through my body. “Much. Thank you.”

Don’t let the blue eyes fool you – that’s our Bella. She’s an angel in disguise. Things spice up quickly for this pair of sweethearts, and they need to, because we have only been promised four chapters. The final one will be posted on Monday, when we can expect an HEA as an early Christmas gift. Thank you so much EE, and thank you Mid-Night Cougar (Beta) too, for putting aside your families in order to bring us a small slice of heaven. We are truly grateful!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9925969/1/Belong-To-Me

https://fictionpad.com/author/EternalE/stories/10875/Belong-To-Me

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The Christmas Present by beegurl13

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The Christmas Present ~ Edward is Bella’s best friend. He’s also hopelessly in love with her. When Bella lands her dream job…in California…will he finally tell her how he feels, or will he let her go and hope that someday she’ll return to him? Will Edward’s Grandma take control and force them to see what they’ve been missing? A Christmas-y tale of secret love, big dreams & breaking hearts. AH, E/B, M

Rated: Fiction M – English – Drama/Romance – Edward, Bella – Chapters: 5 – Words: 12,432 – Reviews: 370 – Favs: 245 – Follows: 249 – Updated: Dec 29, 2012 – Published: Dec 25, 2012 – Status: Complete – id: 8830995

Ever since reading beegurl13’s great story “If He Would Have Been Faithful” earlier in the year, I have been keen to read more of her work, and this week I have been able to do that with her wonderful short story The Christmas Present.

This heart-wrenching little gem is a little different to the normal unrequited love story between our E & B. Often these tales are about Bella pining away for Edward, but in this one, the roles are reversed.

Edward has been in love with his best friend Bella for as long as he can remember, and fearing rejection and the loss of his best friend, Edward doesn’t comes clean with her, letting her walk away from him to pursue her dreams.

It all seems a bit hopeless, but as always, there are two sides to every story, and I must say, this is a beautiful one – it captures the spirit of the season and the belief that yes, miracles can happen.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8830995/1/The-Christmas-Present

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Happy Holidays!

2012

Naughty and Nice Christmas Fics Part 1

Naughty and Nice Christmas Fics Part 2

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From our homes to yours…

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The FicSix ~  AllyVera, Cared, Gingerandgreen, ilovealion, Midnight Cougar & Wiltshire Glo

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Simply the Best! 2013 Poll – We need your votes!!

It’s that time again, our dear Fan Fiction Friday readers!  We have compiled a list of all the stories that have been reviewed on Fan Fiction Fridays during 2013 and we need your help to choose which is the best!!

 

 

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FanFiction Fridays ~ Naughty and Nice Christmas Fics ~ Part 2

HAPPY HOLIDAYS 2012! Welcome to Rob Attack’s FanFiction Fridays ~ Naughty and Nice Christmas Fics ~ Part 2 post! Last week, we ~ Midnight Cougar,  AllyVera and Cared ~ featured Naughty and Nice Christmas Fics ~ Part 1 where we included some of our favourite holiday recs.

Now another Christmas week is upon us, and we’re going to continue celebrating the holiday spirit with some more wonderful seasonal fic recs for you to enjoy! We made another hot list and checked it twice, we found some more sexy Edwards who have been naughty and nice! Ho Ho Ho!

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The Long Road Home by MidnightLove87

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The Long Road Home ~ When Bella is left with no other options of making it home for the holidays, she’s crushed about having to stay on campus. What happens when her former flame sees her tears? Will he be her savior? Or will they end up remembering the real reason they broke up all those years ago? *Christmas Fic* B/E AH Beta’d by Mid-Night Cougar!

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Drama – Chapters: 3 – Words: 5,373 – Reviews: 210 – Updated: 12-19-12 – Published: 12-13-12 – Bella & Edward

This holiday story is written by my sweet and talented friend MidnightLove87, and I also have the pleasure to beta it, so I can tell you that reading The Long Road Home will take you on a stormy Christmas journey that will make you believe in the power of true love ~ one once lost but not forgotten. It begins with Edward walking across Northwestern’s college campus on his last day of classes before Christmas vacation, and this is where he stumbles upon a memorable long-lost blast from the past…

As I am attempting to keep warm, I see a sight that I’ve only caught glimpses of over the past few years. Something that makes me want to keep looking more, but I can never bring myself to. And every time I see it, my heart aches, hard.

Brown hair, covered in fresh flakes, pink cheeks, and at closer inspection, blood-shot, brown eyes.

Bella Swan.

Don’t get me wrong, here; I’m not stalking her or anything. Bella and I used to know each other, quite well, actually. But that was back in the day.

Though we haven’t technically spoken in over four years, that doesn’t mean that I wouldn’t know when she is crying. Things like that just don’t change, no matter how many years go by. And at this moment, I can clearly see her trying to hide her face as tears roll continuously down those flushed cheeks of hers.

Something in my gut twists at the sight and I can’t fight the urge to walk over to her and see what’s wrong.

And he does just that, which in turn leads to Edward gaining an estranged travel companion to make the journey down The Long Road Home for Christmas.

Edward is a true sweetheart in this story as he offers to take Bella home to her ailing father for Christmas because she can’t afford to make the trip on her own. Along the way, we learn a lot about these two characters-past and present. There are elements of intrigue and mystery about their past mixed with their journey to the future that are incorporated in this Christmas tale. It keeps the readers wondering what exactly happened between these two four years ago, why did they break-up, because we learn from the flashbacks that they were very much in love at one time. Edward says, after Bella agrees to travel home with him for Christmas, “And with that…I walk off toward my apartment wondering what the hell I have just gotten myself into.” And I wonder… Is it really just going to be to their homes in Hampden, Maine for Christmas college vacation, to which they are traveling? Or are they maybe finding their way home to each other? You will have to read this snowy adventure to find out! Enjoy Edward and Bella’s long road home!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8791988/3/The-Long-Road-Home

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Baby, It’s Cold Outside by chocaholic123

Baby It's Cold Outside by chocaholic123

Baby, It’s Cold Outside ~ A pregnant wife, a long journey and a tax summons. Sometimes Edward knows just how Joseph must have felt 2000 years ago. A piece of festive fluff and nonsense, 11 chapters posting in 11 days right up until Christmas Eve. B/E, HEA. Rated M for a reason.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Humor – Bella & Edward – Chapters: 4 – Words: 4,349 – Reviews: 105 – Favs: 104 – Follows: 228 – Updated: 12-17-12 – Published: 12-14-12 – id: 8794249

Baby, It’s Cold Outside is one of those stories that when you read the first chapter, you say Damn, I know I am gonna love this! And, I did exactly that! It’s sweet, loving, funny and hot, all rolled into one wonderful Christmas story, titled after the holiday classic song Baby, It’s Cold Outside—and the song’s lyrics are also poignantly reflected in each chapter’s title.

I fell in love with these adorable, romantic characters which include a swoon-worthy Daddy-to-beWard and his very pregnant wife, Bella. Edward is so sweet and caring in this story, doting relentlessly on Bella, who is funny and lovable as well. I am totally enamored with these two and their beautiful relationship. And, I’m betting that, even though Bella isn’t due for another month, they may blessedly receive a special little Christmas present. *sigh*

Let’s meet these two and see just how precious ~ and hot ~ they are together…

CHAPTER 1 – I Really Can’t Stay

Bella awoke to a familiar, sweet sensation. Her swollen belly was undulating to the movement of her unborn child, all knees, heels, and hands wedging in uncomfortable places in her abdomen. And, on the outside of her body, she could feel soft lips moving against her flesh, the gentle breath of air against skin as Edward talked to her stomach.

“…and, if you’re really lucky, you’ll get to watch the Mountain Lions next year. That’s if the UFL pull their fucking fingers out…”

“Edward!” She struggled to sit up, having to roll to one side and then push herself from the mattress with all her strength. “Don’t swear in front of the baby!” Jeez, she was certain the first words out of their child’s mouth were going to be profanities. Still, she couldn’t help but smile at the sight of him whispering sweet nothings to their much-anticipated baby. She was pretty sure that the first time she saw his big muscled arms cradling their tiny infant, she would spontaneously combust.

“Sorry sweetheart.” His lips were still on her stomach, but were moving down, following the little trail of brown skin that lined the route from her navel to her pubic bone. “I’ll make it up to you.”

Edward…” This time his name came out as a moan, as Edward’s mouth found its way to her core, his lips nipping and sucking at her, his fingers and tongue joining in, forming an unholy triumvirate.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8794249/1/Baby-It-s-Cold-Outside

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The Little Drummer Boy by SydneyAlice 

The Little Drummer Boy ~ It’s Christmas Eve, and Edward is searching for the perfect gift for his wife. In a dark alleyway, he finds the one thing Bella has always wanted. “It’s amazing what we can hear if we just stop and listen.”

Rated: Fiction T – English – Family/Hurt/Comfort – Edward & Bella – Words: 6,567 – Reviews: 169 – Favs: 195 – Follows: 84 – Published: 12-15-12 – Status: Complete – id: 8799294

I read this heartwarming one shot, written by the prolific SydneyAlice, a few nights ago. It’s actually an edited repost from last year, and I am so glad SydneyAlice decided to give us the gift of reading it again this year.  This little gem is such a beautiful and compelling Christmas story. It completely embodies the true meaning of the holiday spirit ~ helping, loving, giving, family. I had tears in my eyes as Edward and Bella bring The Little Drummer Boy into their loving home, and offer him the best Christmas present ever…a family to love and take care of him…

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There was something really beautiful about my wife, and it was a quality that a lot of people never had the chance to witness. …

This kid didn’t stand a chance.

Bella dropped to her knees in front of the little boy, right there on the dirty, snowy ground.

“Seth, I just made some homemade chili. Do you like chili?”

He nodded.

“I also made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Those are Edward’s favorite, and I always make a bunch extra. Do you like peanut butter and jelly?”

My heart broke as the little boy licked his lips and nodded once again.

“Why don’t you come home with us? You could help Edward eat his sandwiches, and then later, we’ll try to find your parents.”

I could see the indecision on his little face. He didn’t want to say no. That was another incredible thing about my wife. Telling her no was virtually impossible.

“My mom told me to stay here.”

“But it’s so cold, Seth,” Bella murmured, her voice breaking with emotion.

“I’ll be okay.”

Bella lowered her head, and for just a second, I worried that even my amazing wife had met her match. But then I heard her quiet sniffles, and Seth’s face fell as he realized he’d made her cry.

“Why are you crying, Bella?”

She lifted her head and gazed into the little boy’s eyes.

“Because I’m going to worry about you tonight. I’m afraid you’ll be hungry and cold.”

“Please don’t cry.”

I held my breath as he reached for her. His dirty little hand pressed against her face, but Bella didn’t even flinch.

“I don’t want you to worry. I’ll go home with you, Bella. Please don’t cry.”

Bella rose to her feet, and I wrapped my arms around her.

Seth looked up at me. “Can I bring my drum?”

“Of course you can.”

With a smile as bright as the stars, the little boy took my wife’s hand. She took mine, and the three of us walked out of the snow-covered alley.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8799294/1/The-Little-Drummer-Boy

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Christmas Carols, Cocktails, and Confessions by MrsK81

Christmas Carols, Cocktails, and Confessions ~ For as long as she can remember, Bella has been hopelessly entangled with the one man who she could never call her own. After a night of cocktails & confessions in a bar, can she finally learn what she needs to do to get the man of her dreams?

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Drama – Bella & Edward – Words: 9,654 – Reviews: 78 – Favs: 96 – Follows: 98 – Published: 12-17-12 – Status: Complete – id: 8805013

My last rec is another holiday one shot that I read recently and thought was beautifully put together. Christmas Carols, Cocktails, and Confessions is a creatively presented, interesting little story that makes us realize, through Bella, how it’s possible to get so caught up in what consumes us from our past, that we lose track of ourselves, and what’s truly important in our lives, in turn making us miss something wonderful that might be right in front of us in the present. And even though Bella is not looking forward to Christmas this year, because of all that is missing in her lonely, “meaningless” life, maybe by sharing her story with an attentive and caring bartender, as she waits for her date – a forbidden love, her “confessions” just might be good for her soul…

A glass was set down on the tired looking bar in front of me and I gave the bartender half a smile. “Thanks,” I mumbled. I took a sip and let the warmth of the scotch run over my body, savoring the sensation for a second or two.

“Here again?” the barman asked. It was the same barman…the only barman I’d noticed since we’d starting meeting here. He’d always been polite and tried to talk to me, but I had always rebuffed his friendliness.

He tended to get jealous if I chatted to other men without him there. If he caught me talking to another guy—even a bartender—we tended to spend the few precious hours we had together arguing instead of making love—if that’s what you could call it.

“Yep, here again,” I answered, keeping my head down just staring at the glass in my hand.

“It’s almost Christmas,” the bartender mused.

“Really?” I sniped. “And here I was thinking the carol singers outside were just a little short on cash this month so decided to start singing for money just for the hell of it.”

The bartender let out a low whistle and laughed. “You’re usually less grumpy after your first scotch. I guess it’s going to take a few more drinks to loosen you up tonight.”

I glanced up and frowned. “What do you mean less grumpy? How would you know?”

He leaned forward onto the bar and said, “I know because this is my bar. You’ve been coming here once a month for years now. You sit in the same spot, drink the same drink, and wait for the same guy who is always late.” He smirked and refilled my glass without even asking. “I can usually get a smile out of you…well half a smile at least.”

“Two years last month,” I mumbled, sloshing the Scotch around in my glass.

“Huh?”

“I started coming here in November 2010.” I sighed and took a big drink, ignoring the burn on the back of my throat. “And I guess I should apologize if I’ve been rude. I just…it’s just…shit, I have no excuse. I’m sorry.”

“Nothing to apologize for,” he said casually and took a seat opposite me behind the bar. “Wanna talk about it?”

“What?”

“I asked if you wanted to talk about it. I’m not busy and they say confession is good for the soul.”

I scoffed. “People really say that?”

“Sure,” he said.

“Who?” I asked. “Other than a priest.”

He laughed and it was so carefree and happy that for the briefest of moments I felt it too. “Okay, I admit, confession is good for the soul of a nosy barman who can’t help but wonder why someone like you would wait around for someone like him.”

I sighed, the moment vanishing instantaneously. “It’s a messy story.”

“I’m a good listener.”

Yes, he is definitely “a good listener” as he serves her Christmas cocktails and listens to her confessions. Bella’s story is infuriating at times, but it’s her road of self-discovery that is important here. I loved the mystery of who everyone was in her story, as she uses initials to maintain anonymity with the barman, and even though you wanna hate “E” you still have this feeling of hope that she will find better things for herself, true happiness, and we’re kept guessing right to the end as to where exactly she finds her Merry Christmas. Enjoy!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8805013/1/Christmas-Carols-Cocktails-and-Confessions

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Operation:  Merry Christmas by nicnicd

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Operation: Merry Christmas  by the absolutely delightful nicnicd ~ When Bella, alone for Christmas, bumps into a shy and quiet coed outside of her dorm will her negative outlook on the Holidays change?  

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Humor – Bella & Edward – Chapters: 9 Words: 19,838 – Reviews: 204 – Favs: 222 – Follows: 105 – Updated: 03-02-10 – Published: 03-01-10 – Status: Complete – id: 5785448

There are a quite a few things that Cared and I have in common and a love for Geekward is definitely one of those things – and when you mix Geekward with a Christmas story – perfection!

In Operation: Merry Christmas, I found myself giggling and sighing all in the same chapter – this Bella is pretty darn funny and after nearly having a piece of Edward for saving her from a fall (their first meeting, by the way).  She quickly decides though, that there is a lot to like about this quiet guy with the gorgeous eyes.

Here is a little snippet from Chapter Two after they meet for the second time..

“When his gaze wasn’t pointed at the ground and he smiled, really smiled, you could fully see his face. He was gorgeous. Straight nose, kissable lips, a jaw that appeared chiseled from stone and the softest, prettiest green eyes made for a very attractive package. “Uh, sorry…”

Shaking his head at me, he looked down at his bag before looking back up to me. “Thank you, again. I’ll see you around?”

Still a little dumbstruck, I nodded my head in response. With one last small smile, he was gone, and I stood there until a clap on my back caused me to jump.

“Bella, you have a line at your counter,” Aro told me, nodding his head in that direction. 

Hurrying back to my section, my thoughts were filled with Edward.

Screw presents, I want him under my tree.”

Bella has it right – I would love this Edward under my tree too! (Oh, and PS:  E is a musician in this one..  *thud*)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5785448/1/Operation-Merry-Christmas

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I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by socact

Who wouldn't want to kiss this Santa?

Who wouldn’t want to kiss this Santa?

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus ~ Bella is a single mom, home in Forks for Christmas, when she meets Santa in a mall. Her son wants something very special this year. Bella just wants Santa.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Hurt/Comfort/Romance – Edward & Bella – Words: 9,190 – Reviews: 124 – Favs: 401 – Follows: 76 – Published: 12-28-09 – Status: Complete – id: 5619425

From start to finish this one shot is a beautifully written, poignant story.  It is really hard to believe that it was written for the “Have Yourself a Smutty Lil Christmas” contest hosted by Breath-of-twilight a few years ago – because this one is SO much more than smut.

Bella is a widow raising her young son alone and she takes him to meet Santa at the mall.  Neither one of them is in a particularly festive mood, but that all changes when they meet one very special Santa. Oh, and what a gorgeous Santa he is!

I think my favourite part is where Bella’s son, Jack, gives her the courage to tell “Santa” what she wants…

“”Bella,” he said, my name slipping from his lips like music. It broke me, and I looked up, meeting his gaze and knowing, in that instant, I was a fool for pushing away the one man who had brought me back to life.

“It doesn’t matter,” I whispered.

“Tell him, Mommy,” Jack said. “I told him what I wanted. If you don’t tell him, you won’t get any presents.”

I shook my head, summoning what little strength I had left to go home, forget about all those hopes and dreams, and celebrate a holiday that had always disappointed me.

“I want it all,” I whispered.”

This is a wonderfully warm read, perfect for this time of year when you are lucky to fit a chapter in here or there!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5619425/1/I-Saw-Mommy-Kissing-Santa-Claus

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Christmas Miracle by mersedez2001

Christmas Miracle by mersedez2001

Christmas Miracle by mersedez2001

Christmas Miracle by mersedez2001Every year in the tiny town of Forks, someone performs Christmas miracles for the people who need it the most. This year, people are determined to figure out the mystery of the miracle worker.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Mystery/Family – Bella & Edward – Chapters: 28 – Words: 40,900 – Reviews: 460 – Favs: 184 – Follows: 122 – Updated: 12-25-11 – Published: 11-24-11 – Status: Complete – id: 7579982

It is not often that you come across stories that are truly unique in our TwiFic Fandom, but Christmas Miracle written by the talented mersedez2001 is certainly one of them.

As the name of the story suggests it is all about Christmas miracles in Forks which start at the beginning of December and there is a miracle performed every day by Forks’ own secret Santa. Every chapter (and miracle) is told from a different character’s point of view.

When I was reading Christmas Miracle, it reminded me of something, and today it clicked what it was, it is very much like the movie “Love Actually” – told from many points of view, but all the characters are linked in some special way, whether it be family or friends.

The Forks secret Santa is obviously a well-loved local, but no one knows his or her identity and it is as much fun guessing who Santa might be as it is reading this lovely, heart-warming story.  But never fear, all is revealed in the last chapter!

Here is a little snippet from Bella’s POV…

“So when do you think it’s going to start?” Jasper asked out of the blue.

“When will what start?” I asked.

“The Christmas miracles.” He stated.

“Today is Thanksgiving, so it should be any day now.” Charlie said as he helped Sue on with her coat, getting ready to leave. “It always starts right after Thanksgiving.”

Every year for as long as I can I remember, before anyone can remember really, Christmas miracles have been happening. Someone in town helps the people who need it. It’s always someone, and something different on the receiving end of the miracles.

“I love Santa.” Sue said.

Santa is the name the town has given to the miracle worker. Whoever Santa is, he has never been found out. It is a huge mystery to who he really is.

“I want to find him this year!” Emmett exclaimed excitedly.

“Good luck with that.” Charlie chuckled. “Everyone has tried to figure out the mystery of the Christmas miracles without success.” Charlie leaned down and kissed my cheek and then shook Edward’s hand. “Dinner was great ladies.” He smiled.

We all said our goodbyes and as they were walking out the door he turned to Emmett and said, “Plus if you find him and kill the magic of the mystery…he might stop.”

Everyone sat quietly for a few minutes, caught in their own thoughts.

“I still want to find him.” Emmett said.

“Me too.” Jasper chimed in.

“I wouldn’t mind knowing.” Edward added.

“I just can’t wait for it to start.” I said.

“Me neither.” Alice said. “It’s my favorite part of Christmas. Just thinking about somebody doing something so noble, and charitable makes me smile. It makes the holidays that much better.”

“Well, it has to be somebody we all know.” Rose said. “I mean they have to be from Forks, how else does this person know what everyone needs?”

“We will know because I am going to find him.” Emmett said.

“How do you know it’s a him?” I asked. “Maybe it’s a her. Maybe it’s someone in this room.”

Emmett looked around and then said, “If one of you is Santa, I am going to be pissed. Why wouldn’t you tell me?”

“This person has stayed anonymous for years, so obviously they don’t want recognition. Why would they brag to their friends?”

“Maybe it’s you.” Jasper said to Emmett.

Emmett raised an eyebrow and looked around. “Maybe it is.” He said.

Everybody looked around the room eying everybody else. It was possible one of us could be Santa. Most likely we would never find out.

By the determined look on Emmett’s face, we would find out soon.

“You can try, but I don’t think you are going to figure it out.” Rose said. “Plus I kind of hope you don’t. Part of the magic is not knowing.”

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7579982/1/Christmas-Miracle

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O Holy Christmas by CaraNo

*made by CaraNo*

*made by CaraNo*

O Holy Christmas ~ In one part of Manhattan, Bella finds out through a text that her oldest son is getting married in Vermont to a girl Bella’s never even met. In another part of Manhattan, Edward gets a similar text from his daughter. It’s O Holy Hell from there. BPOV-EPOV. Christmas story for 2012.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Family/Humor – Edward & Bella – Chapters: 20 – Words: 38,479 – Reviews: 4,523 – Favs: 1,338 – Follows: 1,698 – Updated: 12-16-12 – Published: 11-23-12 – id: 8729183

CaraNo once again proves her ability to turn her hand to any genre with this wonderfully written comedy, O Holy Christmas.  Believe me, this story doesn’t have the tag line O Holy Hell without reason.

Bella McCarthy, a successful photographer, is a single mother to three teenage boys whom she adores.  She receives a text from eighteen-year-old Jaden inviting her and the family to his wedding a few days later.  Bella appears to be a strong-minded woman anyway, but with mama bear awakening with a roar, she sets off for Vermont to put a stop to this nonsense and bring home her boy.

*made by CaraNo*

*made by CaraNo*

Across Manhattan, Edward Cullen, a successful author and single father of two teenagers who are his life, has no idea his world is about to implode upon receipt of a single text from his eighteen-year-old daughter HaleyHi, Dad! You’re invited to my wedding on December 15th!  No prizes for guessing who breaks the speed limit as he heads to Vermont determined to stop this nonsense and bring home his girl.

*made by CaraNo*

*made by CaraNo*

Is his plan sounding familiar to you?  Just wait until these two forces meet each other and their wayward offspring.  The sexual tension and innuendo is rife, but not between the teenagers about to be married.  It’s between their respective parents!

“Mom! Mom! Mom!”

“For the love of God.” I turn to Dylan as he runs in. “What’s with the shouting?!” I shout.

“You better come here,” he tells me. Like a child, he tugs on my hand. He looks way too happy and eager. But I let him drag me to the door. My drink is still in my hand. “Look.” He points out the window, and I see two men approaching Finn. “I think that’s Mr. Cullen.”

“Hot damn,” I mutter into my glass. I see where Haley’s good looks come from. The man is fucking gorgeous. Tall, broad-shouldered… Same hair color as Haley’s but streakier and wilder. I’d say he’s in his forties, and he looks to die for in those dark jeans and peacoat. I wonder what’s underneath.

“You think he’s pissed?” Dylan whispers excitedly as we watch Finn greet the newcomers.

“Um, yeah,” I chuckle wryly. He does look pretty angry, actually.

I can relate.

After chugging down the rest of my drink, I set down the glass on the windowsill. Then I retrieve my lipstick and mini-sized mirror from my left pocket and reapply some color to my lips. For good measure, I fluff my hair a bit, too, and then I’m ready to have an ally. Surely, two adults can prevent two children from making a mistake.

“You stay here,” I tell Dylan. With that said, I pinch my cheeks a little and then open the door.

Freezing cold!

I hug myself, cursing my thin t-shirt, and catch the amusement in Finn’s eyes. I’m not surprised. He loves a little family drama, as long as it doesn’t involve him. But the fact that it’s about Jaden…yeah, he’s having a field day with this.

Just as I’m about to tell him to go inside, Mr. Cullen speaks.

“You’re Finn’s sister?” he inquires. I blink. “I’d like to see your mother.”

Wait, what?

Sister.

Christ, did Finn say something stupid? That’s plausible.

But when I quickly seek out Finn, I see that he looks shocked.

Holy shit, that means this sweetheart actually thinks I could pass as the boys’ sister.

“Oh, God bless you!” I smile brightly, ready to kiss the shit outta him for already making this day better. Finn’s sister—whatta kind man. “We’re off to a fantastic start,” I giggle. “But no—” I extend my hand “—I’m Isabella McCarty, the boys’ mother.”

O Holy Christmas is a fun, happy, sweet story so go on, treat yourself to a daily dose of it.

http://caranofiction.wordpress.com/story-o-holy-christmas/

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8729183/1/O-Holy-Christmas

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‘Tis The Season by RFM86

*made by Cared*

*made by Cared*

Countdown to Christmas- 2012 – A Lyrical Melody One Shot

 ‘Tis The Season  ~

You know that famous line “You had me at hello” – well in this case I say ‘Tis The Season had me at Geekward.  There is something about a well-written nerdy Edward that invites me in and gets me all tingly. Perhaps it’s the anticipation of discovering the hidden depths that lurk beneath that shy exterior, or the prospect of his wild side being unleashed by the right girl.  Either way, this nerdy Edward did not disappoint.

Is Bella the right girl for this gorgeous Daniel Gale style Edward?  I have to admit she didn’t make a very good first impression on me; Edward mentally refers to her as the Ice Princess.  However, I soon discovered that Edward is not the only one with more to him than meets the eye.  His sweetness and lack of guile gradually melts the ice and so draws the real, warm Bella Swan to the surface.

When she asks to see his moves, how can he refuse her?  I’m talking about video games only here.  Or am I?  Read ‘Tis The Season for the answer.

The two settled in next to one another, controllers in hand, all systems go. Edward taught Isabella how to play Halo in the “slayer” game mode. It was much easier to learn that way. No aliens attacking you when you least expected it.

Isabella may be coordinated in the cheerleading pyramid but with a game controller, she was all thumbs.

“Here,” Edward said, placing one arm around her shoulder so that both hands could reach the controls. “Let me show you.”

Isabella felt her body stiffen as he pressed his body closer to hers. It wasn’t an intimate gesture but feeling the hard planes of his broad chest behind her, Isabella shivered.

“Are you cold? I think I have a sweatshirt in the back.” And he was gone before she could even reply.

When he returned, Isabella was glad for the coverage. Suddenly she felt more exposed then ever and was thankful to cover up her skimpy elf costume.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8713743/16/Countdown-to-Christmas-2012-A-Lyrical-Melody 

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A Lot by Crimsonmarie

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A One Shot Written for and winner in The Broken Holiday Contest in 2009

A Lot ~ Bella Swan, not one for Christmas, plans to spend it alone. Edward Cullen is the unavailable, gorgeous bartender at Forks Bowling Alley where she spends every Tuesday night. Could a late night ritual with him change everything?

Rated: Fiction M – English – Hurt/Comfort/Romance – Bella & Edward – Words: 10,440 – Reviews: 219 – Favs: 483 – Follows: 490 – Published: 01-02-10 – id: 5633096

You know how at this time of year we enjoy reliving old memories as we think fondly of days gone by.  For me, the author name Crimsonmarie conjures up a time when I was mesmerized as I stared in wonder at the amazing world of fanfic, like a six-year-old being enthralled by Santa’s grotto and reindeer.  Crimsonmarie takes me back to when it all began but still remains a favourite author of mine today.

Past experience led lonely Bella Swan to believe that nothing good every happened at Christmas; she refers to herself as a self-appointed Grinch.  Once you hear her story you cannot blame her for thinking that way. 25-year-old Bella’s discovery that her father has once again purchased a Disney Princess sweatshirt as her Christmas gift, only serves to add to her bah humbug attitude.  However, she is not one to let her friends down, or even attempt to bring them down, and she heads out on Christmas Eve to meet the gang at the local bowling alley.

I groaned when I saw the garland and the lights strewn all along the front desk, Christmas carols ringing throughout the entire place and setting my teeth on edge.

Not only had I dealt with them all fucking day at work, but now they were here, too? I’d been dealing with them since the day after Halloween and now, on Christmas Eve, I just wanted to find the radio and turn it off. Or shoot at it so that it never played another God-forsaken Christmas carol ever fucking again.

It didn’t help that I’d heard Elvis sing this song at least five times alone and now, we were making it the sixth. It’s no fucking wonder that everyone is so damn depressed around the holidays; aside from the money issues and family issues, half of the Christmas carols weren’t all that uplifting.

“Hey, Bella!” Tyler Crowley exclaimed, turning around to face me.

I stared at him. He was wearing Elf ears and if he walked out from behind the damn counter with pointed shoes that had bells on them, I would scream. That was too damn much Christmas shit for any sane person to really deal with.

Now, I don’t want you to feel sorry for Bella as Edsexonlegsward soon tells her – “I don’t believe that your heart is three sizes too small. Nope, I don’t believe that at all.” And he sets out to prove it!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5633096/1/A-Lot

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All I Want for Christmas by KituShel

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All I Want For Christmas ~All alone for the holidays, Bella receives the perfect gift this Christmas. My one shot written for Breath-of-twilight’s Countdown to 2011.

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance – Chapters: 1 – Words: 3,828 – Reviews: 90 – Published: 12-27-11 – Bella & Edward – Complete

All together now ladies –

 ‘Cause I just want you here tonight,

 Holding on to me so tight.

 What more can I do?

 Baby, all I want for Christmas is you.

Aahh, that was lovely – just like this sweet and hot story from KituShel.

It’s Christmas Eve and Bella finds herself alone and lonely.   She is very likeable young woman and shows great strength of character; she is already she is planning a New Year’s resolution to be more open to making new friends and improve her lot.  Bella does not want to spend another Christmas alone with her dreams of her attractive co-worker Edward her only companionship, no matter how good they are.

Perhaps things are about to improve for Bella, maybe her wish will be granted.

There is a certain someone who wants to spend Christmas and more with her.  All he needs to do is man up and tell her how he feels.  Though I don’t know how Bella is expected to take Edward seriously while he wears a light-up Christmas jumper knitted by his grandmother!  Taking it off him might be a good move! *giggle*

Gasping for breath, I reluctantly pulled away and leaned my head back. Edward’s lips followed my movement, kissing and nibbling along my neck. The moment his teeth grazed my earlobe, I knew I was goner. If I woke up, and this was all a dream, my heart would be shattered.

“Fuck,” I murmured. “Please, please, please don’t let this be another dream.”

His movements stopped, and he looked at me inquisitively. “Another dream? Do you dream of me often, B?” he asked with mischief.

Embarrassed by my slip of tongue, I bent my head and tried to hide behind my hair. Edward would have none of that. His hands threaded through my locks and brought my eyes back to his, which were burning with emotion.

“Don’t be embarrassed, Bella. I dream of you, too, baby. Trust me when I say that reality will be so much better.”

I decided to screw it and take whatever I can get, whether this was a dream or not. I’d deal with the consequences later, but for now, I had Edward Cullen in my arms, and he wanted me.

Mmhh! Is Bella still dreaming?  Read All I Want For Christmas to find out.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7681441/1/All-I-Want-For-Christmas

http://www.thewriterscoffeeshop.com/library/viewstory.php?sid=5596

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Miracle On Forks Street by hottygurl7

*made by Jaime Arkin*

*made by Jaime Arkin*

Miracle On Forks Street ~ Edward, a grieving widower, who has lost the will to live, turns to alcohol to ease his pain. Bella, a day-dreaming romance novelist, wishes for a Christmas present she’ll never forget. What happens when her wish actually comes true? All Human, OOC – Rated M. Ch. 1 is an entry for the Countdown to 2012 – Christmas edition and Ch. 2 was written for the Countdown to Valentine’s Day.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Hurt/Comfort – Bella & Edward – Chapters: 2 – Words: 16,995 – Reviews: 35 – Favs: 105 – Follows: 54 – Updated: 03-04-12 – Published: 12-27-11 – Status: Complete – id: 7678209

Miracle on Forks Street by hottygurl7  is a naughty but nice Christmas fic.  Strike that – it ‘s a very naughty and very nice Christmas fic.

Obviously we have a boy meets girl story here.  It’s how this boy and girl meet, I should say lonely man and lonely woman meet, for that is what they are, in the most unusual circumstances that naughtily adds the bourbon into this eggnog.

I haven’t slept as well as I did last night in over a year, nor have I had a dream more vivid. As I begin to stir from my slumber, I see flashes under my eyelids as I recall it.

Chocolate brown locks cascading around my face as she hovers over me…

My senses being enveloped in her warm, sugary scent…she smells like brown sugar.

Plump, cherry-red, heart-shaped lips pressing firmly against mine as we claw at one another desperately…

God she was beautiful, definitely must have been an angel… Maybe Claire sent her to me to give me hope…telling me it’s okay to move on…to get my act together and start living again.

I’m startled when I hear a soft groan next to me and my eye lids fly open as I jerk my head toward the noise.

What the hell?

She’s here…she was real…

I sit up quickly and look around the bedroom.

This isn’t my apartment…this isn’t my bed—anymore.

I hear a gasp next to me and the bed shifts as she hops out of it and quickly wraps her robe around her body. Even though I’m completely confused about the twists and turns that led me here last night—I’m slightly disappointed that she’s covering her beautiful body back up.

 “How…how are you real?” she asks.

This story will make fan yourself as it’s so hot; it will make you say aahh as it’s so sweet.  As though that is not enough, it will make you believe that dreams can come true, prayers can be answered, and Christmas wishes can be granted.  A perfect Christmas read!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7678209/1/Miracle-on-Forks-Street

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The Christmas Book by ericastwilight

*made by kyla713*

*made by kyla713*

The Christmas Book ~ After the loss of his best friends, Edward is responsible for their little girl. Unable to get the child to open up, he takes her to a bookstore. Inside, he finds a loving young woman, hurting from past regrets and the owner of a magical book.

Rated: Fiction T – English – Hurt/Comfort/Romance – Edward & Bella – Chapters: 15 – Words: 25,530 – Reviews: 1,574 – Favs: 966 – Follows: 632 – Updated: 12-31-11 – Published: 12-15-11 – Status: Complete – id: 7638899

If you believe this is a magical time of year, then this story is for you.  The Christmas Book is a short sweet fic, perfect to read in one sitting.   Treat yourself to a time out; open a box of chocolates and curl up with this fic.  It’s the time of year to allow yourself to indulge in memories of a simpler time as you enjoy this delightfully old-fashioned magical tale.

The back-story to the adorable Alyssa is sad but overall there is a heart-warming nature and a feel-good factor to The Christmas Book.  Edward is just as adorable himself in how he cares for Alyssa, and it’s his simple decision to bribe Alyssa with a book that leads to healing for both of them.  I say both of them, but really this lovely Bella, the bookstore owner, is in as much need of some healing magic as the Alyssa and Edward.

Edward watched as Alyssa fidgeted in her seat, a trait she inherited from Alice. “I need you to eat,” he said sternly. He wished that he didn’t have to be so harsh with her, but her health was important to him. “Tell you what. If you finish your dinner every night for a week, I’ll take you to a bookstore.”

Her little lips stretched and twitched at each corner, lifting a bit into a small smile. It was the first one he’d seen in the last nine months. Her brows furrowed and she scrunched one eye closed as if she were considering his offer.

“Will you buy me a book, too?” she asked, her eyes widening, her bottom lip protruding.

He grinned, leaned over and ruffled her hair. She smiled up at him again and filled her spoon with some corn, waiting for his answer.

“One book,” he promised. “I’ll buy you one book, but you must eat every bite I serve you.”

“I’m little,” she said shyly. “You need to serve me littler.” He laughed and nodded.

“All right, I’ll serve you littler next time.”

She shot him a toothy grin and stuck out her pinky, but snatched it back for a moment, as if shocked by her own actions. It was something he had seen Jasper do with her on several occasions, so he understood her hesitancy. For a few tense seconds she held back, but then tentatively held out her pinky again. Edward gave her a small smile and linked his own small finger around hers.

The deal had been officially sealed.

I’m not ashamed to admit I shed a tear reading this poignant story, but it also made me smile widely.  It is beautifully written, has a unique premise, and is full of characters you can fall in love with.

Please give The Christmas Book a chance to work it’s magic on you too.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7638899/1/The-Christmas-Book

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HO HO Holy Christmas fics!  Lots of exciting holiday reading for you to enjoy! THANK YOU to Cared and AllyVera for their recs and help with this incredibly festive Christmas post! ♥

From all of us here at Rob Attack ~ from our families to yours ~ We wish you all a Merry Christmas full of Peace, Joy and Love!

Midnight Cougar 

*Please join us next week for our last post of 2012, where we will announce the winners of Rob Attack’s ~ Best Rec’d on FanFiction Fridays 2012!*

*made by Cared*

*made by Cared*

 

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FanFiction Fridays ~ Naughty and Nice Christmas Fics ~ Part 1

HAPPY HOLIDAYS 2012! Welcome to Rob Attack’s FanFiction Fridays ~ Naughty and Nice Christmas Fics ~ Part 1 post! Another Christmas is upon us and we’re going to celebrate the holiday spirit with some wonderful seasonal fic recs for you to enjoy! We ~ Cared, AllyVera and Midnight Cougar ~ made a list and checked it twice, we found out some sexy Edwards who have been naughty and nice! Ho Ho Ho!

*made by Cared*

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Reviews by Midnight Cougar

Kidnapped for Christmas by JA Mash

*made by JA Mash*

*made by JA Mash*

Kidnapped for Christmas Edward, a college drop-out, unlucky in love and a self-professed “loser” finds himself at the end of his rope. His girlfriend, Irina, has ditched him at the last moment, right before the family Christmas dinner Edward’s planned to bring her to, and thanks to an untimely phone call from his mother; his family thinks Irina is still coming.

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Humor/Romance – Chapters: 5 – Words: 6,452 – Reviews: 290 – Favs: 143 – Follows: 261 – Updated: 12-12-12 – Published: 12-09-12 – id: 8780837

“A series of uncomfortable moments later—including awkward phone calls to his exes, a terrible trip to the mall with is best friend where they were escorted out by security, and a run in with a schizophrenic who thought Edward was trying to take her into a secret government lab—and Edward has Isabella—an angry, former lawyer who’s dedicated her life to charity work—handcuffed in his car, blackmailed and forced into pretending to be his girlfriend. As the holiday stretches on and the charade he’s involved in becomes less and less a lie, Edward is only sure of one thing: he should stop listening to Jake.” ~ A/N

Well, Merry Christmas to me! 😀  I received the BEST fanfiction Christmas present on December 9th…a Christmas story written for me by my sweet and talented friend – I love her so much – JA Mash, called Kidnapped for Christmas. I am so honoured and touched that she did this for me! I love Christmas and everything about this festive holiday, and I’m so excited to read this holiday adventure of Edward and Isabella’s, as instigated by Edward’s crazy friend, Jake. I know it’s going to be a unique and fun ride! JA Mash writes great humor, and I have laughed and went *pfft – OMG* already, as this story is “Dramatic/Humor/Romance… cuz Jake is bat-shit-crazy… and you know… Bella is being kidnapped after all…”

Excerpt from chapter 4:

Edward sighs. As much as it would fix all his problems to introduce this girl to his parents as his date for Christmas, he already knew there was no way he could talk her into it. “Forget it, Jake. This was a stupid idea anyway. I’m just gonna have to call my family and explain everything.” He considers using the break-up with Irina to beg out of Christmas dinner this year. His stomach drops at the idea of skipping Christmas, but the thought of facing his family as he is—a failure—is even worse.

Jake shakes his head. “I’m sorry, man—but as your best friend, I can’t let you do that.”

“What are you guys taking about? And what do I have to do with it?” the girl snaps, trying futilely to tug her wrist from Jake’s grasp…again.

Jake reaches behind him. “Really, Eddie,” he says, “this is for the best. I’m just looking out for you, man.” With that, he pulls a pair of handcuffs from his back pocket.

“Jake, what’re you—”

“Hey! What do you think—”

There’s a flash of silver and a snap, and both Edward and the girl fall silent, staring in shock at the shining metal cuff clasped around her wrist.

*made by JA Mash*

*made by JA Mash*

And so it begins! We now have 5 chapters, and I am really looking forward to more! Can’t wait to see happens with the handcuffs! *wink* Thank you so much, JA Mash! xoxo

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8780837/1/Kidnapped-for-Christmas

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Footprints in the Snow by cosmogirl7481

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Footprints in the Snow “An hour from now, when the snow falls again, it will be like we weren’t even there. But we will remember.” A story of unrequited love, and how the things we keep silent can hurt us and the ones we hold closest. E/B Rated M for themes of an adult nature.

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Angst – Chapters: 17 – Words: 37,464 – Reviews: 3325 – Updated: 12-21-11 – Published: 12-5-11 – Bella & Edward – Complete

This beautiful Christmas story centers around Edward and Bella’s whole family ~ past and present ~ and will pull at your heart strings. It’s forbidden love from years past with “two broken flawed souls” but you get on board Team Edward and Bella right away as you feel the love they share and their special connection as soon as they come together again to celebrate Christmas…

“I miss you,” she whispered in my ear.

“Me, too,” I said. “I love you, Alice.”

We stood there holding each other for what seemed like forever. Only I didn’t want to let her go. I missed having her around. I missed all our talks, and just the way she seemed to understand me. Even when no one else in the world did.

“I love you, too, Bella,” she said. “So fucking much.”

Jasper cleared his throat behind us. And I couldn’t help the absolute giddiness that enveloped me. I was here…with my family. We were all in the same place again for an entire week.

“You’re gonna have to let her go eventually,” he said laughing. “I’m not sharing a bed with both of you.”

“You would,” I said, grinning. “And you wouldn’t complain once.”

“He might complain a little,” a soft spoken voice said behind me. And even though the door was still open, and cold air was rushing in, my entire body was covered with warmth. “You kick when you sleep.”

“Edward,” I breathed, releasing Alice from my grip.

I turned to look at him – to take him in. I never saw him anymore. Only during the holiday weeks. But he was still as beautiful as the boy I remembered from my childhood. But he was a man now. Everything about him screamed it. Tall and masculine…perfectly handsome. But there was still something about him that spoke to the little girl inside me. Maybe it was the way his eyes sparkled – like he knew a secret no one else knew. Maybe it was the mischief in his smile. Whatever it was – when he was around, we were all together, and I knew I was home.

“Bella,” he breathed in return.

As you can already see, the family ~ Jasper, Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett and Rose ~ all share a special caring bond as well, and are lovely characters; loving, supportive, and dedicated to each other; it’s inspiring to read. The whole story consumed me from beginning to end, I read it in one evening sitting, and the ending is incredibly emotional, I cried, but it will make you realize what a compelling story writer cosmogirl7481 truly is. I have to say, I think Footprints in the Snow is one of the best, well-rounded complete Christmas fics I’ve ever read. It’s an emotional 17 chapters, encompassing a holiday romance full of angst, but definitely worth reading as it’ll renew your faith in the power of love and the spirit of Christmas!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7610974/1/Footprints-in-the-Snow

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Christmas in the Sand by amandac3

Christmas in the Sand by Amanda Cthree

*made by amandac3*

Christmas in the Sand ~ While on vacation in Hawaii for her best friend’s Christmas wedding, Bella has asked Santa for nothing more than to get lei’d properly. After a rather traumatic event on the beach, Edward, a superhero of sorts, comes to her rescue Baywatch style. Sparks fly and all that jazz. Will Edward be able to fulfill Bella’s only Christmas wish? A short, fluffy, and fun Christmas Drabble.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Humor/Romance – Edward & Bella – Chapters: 30 – Words: 8,235 – Reviews: 680 – Favs: 98 – Follows: 202 – Updated: 12-13-12 – Published: 12-01-12 – id: 8754431

I’m going to start with…this Christmas drabble is hilarious…and HOT! I have really enjoyed every chapter so far! If you are looking for something light, happy and so much fun to read for the holidays, then you have to read this well-written drabble. You will laugh your ass off at Bella, at her snark and the sayings she comes out with, as she and Rose explore Hawaii…and the lifeguards. 😉

Christmas in the Sand updates at least several times a day, both POVs, and has Edward…in the sand…on a beach…in board shorts…need I say more? *fans self* As the author says, “It’s meant to be a little bit fun, a little bit sexy and, hopefully, a little bit entertaining.” Enjoy Sandward, I know I am!

Chapter 1 ~ BPOV

“You look like a creepy flasher, Bella.” Rose laughs as I stomp through the airport.

“Fuck off. It’s gonna be like a bazillion degrees when we land so I’m just trying to plan ahead.” I huff.

I have on a pair of denim cutoffs, a green tank top and my camel colored Uggs. I also have on my dad’s hideous brown plaid trapper hat and a knee length grey trench coat buttoned from top to bottom.

It’s fucking cold in Seattle this time of year but I don’t want to land in Hawaii wearing winter attire. I’ll sweat my tits off and if you know me you know how much I hate to sweat. Unless it’s from a rough and tumble round of sex, not that I have any experience with that or anything. All my previous lovers… God, just saying that word makes me gag. Anyway. All my previous lovers were sorely lacking in the sexual prowess department.

Woe is me.

Chapter 2 ~ EPOV

“Dude, I can feel it in the air. This Christmas is gonna be bitchin’.” My roommate and best friend tells me as he jumps up, trying to reach the coffee mugs.

I don’t know why we keep the mugs on the top shelf.

“You say that every year, Emmett.” I tell him, reaching around to grab his favorite mug for him.

“Yeah, but I never really meant it until now.”

“You also say that every year.” I laugh as I pour myself a cup of coffee. “And you know I’m not interested in fooling around with a tourist. I’m a relationship type of guy.”

“Lies!” Emmett snorts. “Tell that to Tanya, Kate, Irina, Maggie, Charlotte, Jessica, Angela…”

“I did not sleep with all of those girls. I can’t help it that they all want my nuts.” I clarify, grabbing said nuts and pushing his head to the side.

“You’ll see. You’re gonna fall hard this year.” He says, pointing to his temple as if he can predict the future. “And I’m seeing a tall leggy blonde in my near future.”

“Whatever you say, Miss Cleo.” I say as I down the rest of my coffee.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8754431/1/Christmas-in-the-Sand

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Edward’s Healing Touch by mandy52799

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Edward’s Healing Touch ~ Dr. Cullen is stuck working on Christmas again. Will he get that miracle hes been praying for? And what can he do for the patient in room 3? M for a very Merry Christmas! All Human. EPOV.

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance – Chapters: 1 – Words: 2,497 – Reviews: 28 – Published: 12-12-11 – Edward & Bella – Complete

I actually read this awesome one shot exactly one year ago today, and if you’d like a hot little ditty of an ER Christmas Eve visit with Dr. Edward Cullen, then you have cum…I mean, come…to the right place. Edward’s Healing Touch is one of a kind hot  and sweet and sexy as he treats as angel…

I opened the door and glanced at the patient before me.

She was an Angel.

No, seriously…like wings, halo, white dress…The whole nine yards. I found myself kind of stunned, and stood there gaping at her for quite some time.

“Ahem,” she cleared her throat, breaking the spell.

“Right, hi there…” I glanced down at her file, “Bella. I’m Dr. Cullen. What brings you in this evening?”

“I uh…” Her face turned a fascinating shade of red. “I think I might have…brokemyass.” she whispered.

“What was that? You think you broke something?” I moved closer to her, trying to ascertain where she was hurt.

“I’m kinda clumsy…and I fell.”

“Where did you fall?” I really wanted to crack a joke about it being a long drop from heaven, but somehow I didn’t think she’d appreciate it.

“On the sidewalk.” I shook my head at her answer.

“I meant what did you hurt angel?”

She gasped at my slip, but really the pet name suited her. She looked so sweet and innocent. Her dark hair and fair skin gave her an almost ethereal look. Heavenly.

“I fell on my butt!” She started to cry, “It really hurts okay, so please don’t make fun of me.”

I stroked her back gently, probably inappropriately, but I felt such an urge to comfort this sweet girl.

“I would never laugh at you. You’re hurt. Now let’s see what I can do to make it better.” I asked her to change into a gown and lay on her stomach, before stepping out of the room to give her privacy. The though of her undressing was making me uncomfortably hard. I ran into the closest supply closet and closed the door. Scrubs were the worst thing on earth to concear a hard cock. I shut my eyes, taking deep breaths and thinking of anything to will my hardon away. Fat men needing enemas, grannys with yeast infections..and were down.

I headed back to room three to find Bella facing the door, ass up and uncovered. And we’re up again. Fuck.

I held her file in front of my crotch as I carefully stepped around her. I decided to forgo the gloves to make sure I had an extra sensitive feel of her ass.

“Alright, I’m going to touch you know.” I told her. Her breathing picked up, so I assured her, “I promise to be gentle.”

Softly I laid my hands on her gorgeous ass, and massaged a bit in a circle. She had a large bruise developing, but it didn’t look like she had hit anything that could be broken. I made sure to give her a thorough exam anyway.

Although I’m no angel, I am definitely thinking I should attempt to fall and break my ass too, so I can get ME a Dr. Cullen thorough Christmas exam! lol Enjoy!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7631809/1/Edward-s-Healing-Touch

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All I Want for Christmas by kyla713

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All I Want For Christmas ~ Bella’s five year old son makes a Christmas wish she’d never expected, and sets her entire world spinning. Written for the Fandom for Preemies compilation. AH.

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Hurt/Comfort/Romance – Chapters: 9 – Words: 47,830 – Reviews: 946 – Updated: 2-28-12 – Published: 12-15-10 – Bella & Edward – Complete

Bella is a young widow raising her son Mikey after his father, Michael, is killed in action in Iraq. When the story starts, Bella has been widowed for 3 years and Mikey is five, and he tells Bella his greatest wish for Christmas is a Daddy.  One of my favourite Christmas stories is “A Christmas Carol” by Charles Dickens, and what I love about it is, it’s all about second chances in life.  All I Want for Christmas by the wonderful kyla713 (author of Late Night Encounters) is definitely a story about second chances – and it is heart-warming.

This is a little extract from chapter one, where Mikey professes his wish for Edward, Michael’s best friend, and Bella and Mikey’s rock, to be his Daddy…

“Mikey nodded and then sighed again, laying back down and pulling the blankets up under his chin. “I wish he could be my daddy. That would be so cool.”

Bella leaned down to kiss his forehead gently and then rose to leave the room, flipping the switch on the way out. “Goodnight, sweetheart.”

Yet long after Mikey was asleep, her mind kept playing their conversation over and over again. It would have been so easy for her to fall into a relationship with Edward—they knew each other well, cared about one another, and both loved Mikey more than anything in the world. But aside from only being friends, there was one minor detail that she simply could not ignore…

He was military. Not only would the Army always come first for him, but Bella simply couldn’t take that chance again. She took it once, and paid the ultimate price for it—she became a widow at twenty-two years old, with a two-year-old son. And whenever she gave any thought to what her future might hold, she could only be certain of one thing.

She would never become involved with another soldier.”

Obviously, Bella changes her mind about being involved with another soldier; I think Edward’s charm and gentle strength have something to do with that.  This relatively short story at 9 chapters, tells the story of their romance and the hurdles they face dealing with Edward’s career.  It is a great read, perfect for this time of year – you will love watching Bella realize she wasn’t destined to have just one great love, but two.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6557703/1/All-I-Want-For-Christmas

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Gift of the Magi by morethanmyself

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Gift of the Magi ~ My heart was back in Seattle, shattered on the floor with the glass from the picture frame. Only three years in and it looked like my marriage to Edward Masen was falling apart. An angsty/sweet Christmas o/s.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Hurt/Comfort/Romance – Bella & Edward – Words: 7,792 – Reviews: 25 – Favs: 74 – Follows: 17 – Published: 12-16-10 – Status: Complete – id: 6560665

I read this story last year while I was working my way through the “Baby Its Cold Outside” Contest.  It really stuck with me and I just had to share it with you all.  As the summary suggests, it is not all sugar and spice, the story is told from Bella’s POV and we meet her when she arrives home six days before Christmas to her father’s place after leaving Edward, her husband and the love of her life.

I know what you are all saying right about now – “that is not very Festive Ally!” But trust me ladies, I wouldn’t lead you astray!  This story is about how even the deepest love can be torn apart by not communicating.  And you will be smiling by the end.

A little extract so you can see into Bella’s mind…

I can’t do this anymore, Edward. I just can’t. I don’t think you even see me, anymore.” I was rummaging through the closet, looking for the big suitcase. I spotted it on the floor, behind a large plastic container and pulled it out. The very first thing to go in was a small package that I had been holding onto for a few days, waiting to give it to him Christmas morning. Now I couldn’t even think about the untidy implications wrapped up neatly in that box. I was putting things into the suitcase slowly, silently begging him to stop me, to beg me to stay. My silent pleas fell on a silent heart; he never moved from the couch in the living room where he had retreated after I told him I was leaving and found the suitcase. I slammed the front door so hard on the way out I heard a picture frame hit the floor and the glass shatter. Only three years in and it looked like my marriage to Edward Masen was falling apart.”

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6560665/1/Gift-of-the-Magi

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Christmas Stalkings by quietruby 

Christmas Stalkings ~ The lives of two strangers intersect in one packed mall on a very magical Christmas Eve. One-shot.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance/Humor – Bella & Edward – Words: 12,275 – Reviews: 179 – Favs: 341 – Follows: 71 – Published: 12-23-10 – Status: Complete – id: 6583289

I am going to be honest, the title of this one pulled me in. I do have a soft spot for Stalkerward *grins*.  But this story is just so good; it has gorgeous Edward, sweet Bella and a great Cullen Clan.  You get the feeling while reading this story that not even forces of nature could have kept these two from meeting; it is though they have been drawn together like magnets, and their connection is so lovely to read.  Here is a little insight to Bella’s head when she sees Edward for the second time when Christmas shopping:

While I waited in the short line to pay, I looked about and gasped. It’s him- the hot stranger from the china section! He’s in the same section I was just in!

I gawked.

Tall. Hot black leather jacket. A jaw line that could cut glass. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful…

In the back of my mind a voice warned, “Close your mouth, close your mouth, close your mouth.”

Did I say I really loved this Bella? ‘Cause I do!  Enjoy!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6583289/1/Christmas-Stalkings

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Candy Cane Santa by CullensTwiMistress

*made by CullensTwiMistress*

Entry for Countdown to Christmas 2012 – a Lyrical Melody by CullensTwiMistress

Candy Cane Santa ~ Summary: Bella and Edward are friends…sort of. She knows he’s the mall Santa. He thinks she doesn’t. A little Christmas story about finding “the one” without even realizing it. AH; ExB; Romance/Humor/Motorboating  Rating M

This delightfully naughty story made me laugh out loud and feel good inside.  Bella has nursed what she terms a little thing for Edward for years.  Now this Christmas, Rose, Edward’s sister and Bella’s friend, has told her quite eloquently to shit or get off the pot LOL.

I don’t want to give away how Bella goes about making her feelings clear to this gorgeous and sexy Edward.  I will say however, I will never be able suck on a candy cane again, without my mind taking a dive into the gutter. *wink*

Short, red velvet dress with white, fluffy trim, check.

Red high heels, check.

Hair pulled back into a high ponytail tied with a red ribbon, check.

Subtle makeup and deep red lips, check.

Matching red, silk underwear that nobody will ever see, but that makes me feel like a million bucks, check.

Bella feels like she is in a romantic comedy.  I love that line because that is exactly what this story feels like – a romantic comedy with the obligatory very hot ending.  Give Candy Cane Santa a lick today!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8713743/6/Countdown-to-Christmas-2012-A-Lyrical-Melody

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Christmas Traditions by snshyne

Christmas Traditions

*made by julieblys*

Christmas Traditions  ~ “In order to have a tradition, we have to start a tradition.” Edward Cullen. Edward and Isabella relive magical nights of Christmases past. Written for SFFR’s 25 days of Christmas Smut-Shots. M ExB AH OOC 2010

Rated: Fiction M – English – Romance – Bella & Edward

If I had to sum up this story in one word only, romantic is the word I would pick.  This Edward is the kind of Edward every girl would love to find in her stocking on Christmas morning; I mean in the stocking you hang by the chimney with care!

“In order to have a tradition, we have to start a tradition.” ~ Edward Cullen.

Bella is sweet and lovely, exactly like Christmas Traditions, and she doesn’t realise how deserving she is of her perfect man.  Edward on the other hand, knows how special Sugarplum is, and has spent years making Christmas traditions with her and for her.  Even the visits to Santa Claus have continued as adults because…well, it’s tradition.

Tonight, as Edward held Isabella while they flew down the hill, he thought to himself that Isabella’s happiness meant everything to him, reminding himself why he started this tradition of traditions in the first place – to make Isabella happy.

Isabella laughed happily as she stood up from the sled and dusted snow particles off her clothes. She knew she wanted to go again, but there would always be next year. And so they continued to their next tradition.

“Aren’t we too old for this?” Isabella asked as they entered the overcrowded mall.

“Maybe, but tradition is tradition.”

Do yourself a favour, take five minutes out of your busy day and relax while reading this lovely story.

http://www.thewriterscoffeeshop.com/library/viewstory.php?sid=3822

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6590079/1/Christmas-Traditions

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The Santa Room by IThinkINeededThat

Ana Fluttersby

*made by Ana Fluttersby*

The Santa Room ~ An entry in the Countdown to Christmas- 2012 – A Lyrical Melody 

Edward/Jasper Rated M

If I told you The Santa Room features a reclusive control-freak, a successful CEO, a home-owner who insists on every surface in his domain being suitable for sex, and a very quirky man with a penchant for Santa, you might think what an interesting cast of characters.  Now imagine all of those men rolled up into one if you will, add in a long, angular face with sharp penetrating green eyes and a firm jaw, then top that with coppery brown hair.  Ladies and gentlemen may I present to you – drum roll please – Mr. Edward Masen.

This story is both fun and hot.  It has a couple of nice twists and quite unusually, a fantastic Alice and a feisty Esme.  Enjoy!  I know I did.

He pulled a rolled up paper from the other tube. His hands roamed protectively over the paper as he sent her a nervous look. “This part is very important to me and Esme must never know about it.”

Raising an eyebrow, she nodded quickly. Whatever could it be?

Taking a deep breath, he unrolled a poster. Blinking, she stared at it. It was a print of a rather risqué Santa wearing tight red boy shorts, a red wife-beater, and the quintessential Santa hat seated on a throne. As if that wasn’t strange enough, Santa’s cock was sticking out of his boy shorts and was a bright red with what looked like whipped cream sprayed over the tip. Standing to his side was Mrs. Claus wearing a red and white teddy with the breasts and pussy cut out; she was leaning over his lap with her tongue out, ready to take a lick at the whipped cream. Next to the throne were mounds and mounds of wrapped gifts. “You want that framed?” she suggested, trying to guess.

Shaking his head, he let it fall to the floor where it rolled itself up haphazardly. “No, I love that Santa,” he said in a small hard voice. “I need one room dedicated to him.”

 Not sure how to even respond to such an announcement, Alice nodded. “All right, one Santa room with a lock on it.”

Are you intrigued now?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8713743/11/Countdown-to-Christmas-2012-A-Lyrical-Melody

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Seventh and Pine by iambeagle

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Seventh and Pine ~ Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece’s insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV

Rated: Fiction M – English – Humor/Romance – Bella & Edward –  Chapters: 6 – Words: 12,520 – Reviews: 853 – Favs: 550 – Follows: 1,058 – Updated: 12-11-12 – Published: 11-22-12 – id: 8727265

This story is hilarious!  Seventh and Pine by iambeagle, features a very cute but hapless Edward.  He expected to spend his Thanksgiving relaxing with family, drinking beer, and indulging in too much pie.  Read this story and watch Edward’s day go from good to bad, bad to good, good to catastrophic and back again so often it will give you whiplash; but the laughs make it worth it LOL.

Uncle Edward’s day is first knocked off track when he is persuaded (read bribed with beer and pie) to take his niece Emily to the Thanksgiving Parade.  Meeting Bella there sends him into a tailspin that totally derails both him and his plans.  She becomes the Stanley to his Ollie – think Jingle All The Way meets Santa Claus with some romance thrown in LOL. Seventh and Pine is a WIP and it’s told in a very entertaining EPOV.

I pull a few funny faces and try to make her laugh. Once I’m positive she’s calmed down, I take the risk of setting her back on the pavement so we can begin walking toward my car. She talks and talks, and all I’m thinking about is heading back to my sister’s place, where there is beer and food waiting for me.

“My babysitter!” Emily suddenly shrieks, pointing straight ahead. “Edward, look. It’s Miss Bella.”

So, I look.

The only person who could possibly be a Miss Bella in the direction she’s pointing, is a petite brunette who is holding a phone to her ear and tipping her head back in laughter. From where we’re standing, I can tell she’s attractive. She has a nice smile. She’s bundled up, and I briefly wonder what her tits look underneath all of the layers she’s wearing.

And then I’m no longer just looking, but staring, because I can’t not.

“Can we go say hi?” Emily tugs on my coat a few times, trying to grab my attention. Before I realize what’s happening, she’s pulling my arm in the direction of her babysitter.

“Hi, Miss Bella! Happy Thanksgiving,” Emily says politely.

I catch the sitter’s eye just as she slips her phone into her pocket. She looks close to my age, but I can’t be sure. I wonder why I’ve never met her before. I wonder if she’s wondering the same thing.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8727265/1/Seventh-and-Pine

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*Happy Ficmas!* Now that you have plenty of Christmas fics to get you in a festive mood, please enjoy them, we certainly did, and if you have some of your own you’d like to share, we’d love it hear from you! Thanks for joining us!

BEST WISHES FOR A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY!

Midnight Cougar

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Reminder ~ Last week to vote ~ Rob Attack ~ Best Rec’d on FanFiction Fridays 2012

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If you haven’t voted yet, please take a moment of your time to pick your favourite Complete, WIP and One Shot rec’d on FanFiction Fridays in 2012! Voting open until Friday December 21st. Thank you!

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Merry Christmas from Rob Attack

Hello Everybody *waves*

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Merry Christmas My Dear Ladies!

I started this blog on another site never once thinking it would grow this big or “shine” so bright. You all have “Dazzled” me just by being here. Thanks so much for stopping in everyday to leave us some love! From all of us here at RA, Thanks for a great year of perviness, laughter and joy! And on a personal note, From the bottom of my heart to the heights of my Robsession (and that’s pretty damn high) I wish you all the very Merriest Christmas!!!

Something Warm and Cozy and Romantic for Christmas! Oh If Only...

Much Love to You All,

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Well, Robmas is finally here! Yippee!! And it has been such a wonderful time of the year being able to share it with you fine folks. Thank you so much for encouraging us in all we do and for making our job so much fun!  Here’s wishing you a joyous Holiday season filled with peace, love and joy!

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I'll take that lip to bite for Christmas

 

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HoHoHo! For me, this has been an incredible year of Rob deliciousness and wonderful FanFiction. I am very blessed to have my lovely family here at home and my treasured family here at Rob Attack! I wish you all a very Merry Christmas full of joy and happiness! 

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Wishin’ ya’ll the best Christmas ever!  Here’s hopin’ that Jolly Old Elf gives you everything you put on your Wish List! I know what I want most, but ain’t likely to find under my Christmas tree…..

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this "Feral Beauty!!"

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Well, you’ve heard the word from all the other cool RA chicks, so that leaves one thing and one thing only – a final word from me to you! And so, to wish you a very Happy Christmas, and a Merry Goo Year, Crimble Maybe and all the rest of it! From all of us here to all of you there, have a good one – and remember, folks old and new, some folks Robsten and some folks Nonsten – you take no notice of ’em, it’s an all-Rob policy in this group!

There will be Christmas Eve cocktails in the tent on the Piazza at six-thirty, and if you’d all form an orderly queue back at the RA Mansion foyer, then you will all receive your own personal key to Rob’s room in the mansion, valid from midnight!

Well, that looks like that’s it from us this year RA peoples, so we’ll see you on the flipside, kittens! Whatever you do this Christmas and New Year, enjoy yourself!


Best wishes from TMM’s gear fab time capsule! xoxo

P.S. Lookie! YouTube snows now – neat-o! 

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FanFiction Fridays – Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas! This week for our FFF Guest Review Week to cover my absence (MC), we have a special Holiday Edition written by our lovely Cared. So please sit back and enjoy an incredible Christmas post packed full of excellent Holiday recs!

Cared

Since Santa heard you were all very good this year, he kindly lent me some Elves to help pick some Christmas Stories for your reading pleasure.

Take it away boys:

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First up we have Planes, Trains and Automobiles by ciaobella27.  This is complete at 7 chapters and filled with the dual delight of romance and humour.

The term Murphy’s Law – “If it can go wrong, it will go wrong” could have been coined for this story.  Poor Edward has something that is burning a hole in his pocket.  Puhlease…I meant an engagement ring!  After finding inspiration in a chick-flick, Edward spends three months meticulously planning a Christmas-time trip to New York for the sole purpose of proposing to Bella at the Rockefeller Plaza Ice Rink. Sigh! The planning could only be described as perfect; the execution of those plans a disaster.  I know I should not laugh at his misfortune, but I cannot stop myself.  Edward is determined to reach his goal despite the numerous setbacks and will do and put up with anything to that end.  It reminds me of the mother in Home Alone enduring hours in a van, with live polka music, only much worse!  So ladies, fasten your seat belt and enjoy the ride.

Three hours, countless travel websites and a few Red Bulls later, I had booked us a flight to New York City and a suite at The Waldorf-Astoria. We’d leave first thing the day after Christmas.

I phoned the concierge at the hotel to begin planning the weekend. We’d arrive on Friday and I wanted to schedule a couple’s massage for that afternoon. I’ll be honest, the idea of listening to someone else making Bella moan wasn’t all that appealing, but Jasper swore the couple’s massage scored huge brownie points with Alice. I could have done without the description of what they did after said massage, but as I made the appointment, it was all I could think about.

After some alone time where we’d reap the benefits of our massage, I’d have a car ready to take us over to Rockefeller Center for dinner at The Rainbow Room. I know watching the ice skaters would only build up the anticipation and that was my intention. I really wanted to draw this out.

Edward should have been careful about what he wished for, he wanted to draw it out but just how drawn out it became was definitely not part of the plan.

I was going to propose. I was going to propose in New York on an ice skating rink in front of hundreds of people. Oh, it was going to happen alright…even if I died trying.

The best laid plans of mice and men go astray and yet poor Edward is still determined, as he told the nice policeman –

“Listen, I know this sounds ridiculous, but just about everything that could have gone wrong has in the last twenty-four hours. I should be in a hotel in New York City right now getting ready to propose to my girlfriend, but instead I have spent the last twenty-four hours on a plane, in a train and driving a minivan. I’m not drunk. I’m just losing my mind.”

Summary for Planes, Trains and Automobiles: “Edward Cullen has planned the perfect proposal for his girlfriend Bella on the Rink at Rockefeller Center. But getting there is easier said than done. By plane, train or automobile, can Edward get them to New York on time? For Twilight Gift Exchange.

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Humor – Chapters: 7 – Words: 18,367 – Reviews: 294 – Updated: 3-10-10 – Published: 3-5-10 – Edward & Bella – Complete”

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5793483/1/Planes_Trains_and_Automobiles

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The film A Wonderful Life is much-loved, especially at this time of the year.

Do Over by Tkegl is a tale of romance with tones of It’s A Wonderful Life. It’s complete at 18 short chapters.

Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! How could it be anything else?

Pour yourself a glass of eggnog or make yourself a cup of tea.  Pull your armchair closer to the log fire, curl up your feet, take time-out from the world and enjoy this story where Edward and Bella discover what truly matters in life.

We meet Edward in a bar on Christmas Eve; this has become tradition ever since he broke up with Bella ten years earlier. That’s not an unusual scenario you might think, but our Edward is not celebrating the season of goodwill with friends, he is hiding from reality and drowning his sorrows, confiding his troubles in a beautiful mysterious woman by the name of Tanya. Later, he plays the Good Samaritan to a stranger in an alley and returns to the bar with him; A Wonderful Life plays on the television in the background, while they carry on a strange and life changing conversation.

“What would you change, Edward?” Michael asked, Edward squirmed slightly under his scrutiny. “If you could fix one mistake in your past, what would it be?”

Edward considered the question for a moment. He didn’t know why he felt compelled to answer such a personal question posed by a stranger. Perhaps it was the alcohol…or the emotional turmoil of the evening. Maybe he was just feeling sorry for himself. Whatever the reason, he found himself saying just one word.

“Bella.”

Michael smiled and patted Edward on the shoulder. “I need to go,” he said abruptly, getting off his barstool. “Thanks again for your help tonight, Edward.” He reached into his pocket and placed a shiny metal ball on the bar in front of him. It took a moment for Edward to recognize it as a jingle bell. With a wary eye on Michael, he picked it up, the bell tinkling slightly.

“If you ever need me, just give that a jingle,” he said seriously. “It only works three times, so make sure it’s really important, okay?”

So begins Edward’s chance at a Do Over.  This story is not about correcting mistakes, but learning from them. Will Edward learn and take his second chance or will he make the same mistakes again?  Something definitely happened to Edward that night; whether it was a dream or a magical trip to an alternate reality…who knows for sure? There are more things in Heaven and Earth…..

Summary for Do Over: “Every Christmas Eve, Edward Cullen sits in a bar and regrets the decision he made ten years earlier that tore Bella from him. But when he gets a second chance to right that wrong, it’s not quite what he expected

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance – Chapters: 19 – Words: 66,662 – Reviews: 3016 – Updated: 12-18-11 – Published: 12-22-10 – Edward & Bella – Complete”

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6579540/1/Do_Over

And, as if that wasn’t enough of a wonderful  Christmas treat, a futuretake/epilogue has just posted called Visions Of Sugar Plums.

The authors says: WARNING: This story contains schmaltz, sappiness, and generous doses of schmoop. Read at your own risk.  I say take the risk, you won’t regret it.

*click banner for a direct link*

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I’m sure you are all familiar with The 12 Days of Christmas; it’s a wholesome song suitable for all the family.  The 12 Days Of Dickopotamus by ShinyVolvoLurver is anything but a wholesome fic suitable for all the family. LOL  It is rated M for a very good reason.

It starts with – On the 1st day of Christmas Edward gave to me….. Hot phone sex through a fucking Blackberry…. On the 2nd day of Christmas, Edward said to me… get over here I’m going to spank you over my knee……

And so it continues……

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5570541/1/The_12_Days_Of_Dickopotamus

Edward has always been generous, more so at Christmas. Celebrate 12 days Edward style. Lemons from start, language, hot sex. For my Tweethearts! Really f’in hot stuff! I mean it, Lemons galore! A/H

Summary for The 12 Days Of Dickopotamus :“Edward has always been generous, more so at Christmas. Celebrate 12 days Edward style. Lemons from start, lang, hot sex. For my Tweethearts!Really f’in hot stuff! I mean it, Lemons galore! A/H

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Adventure – Chapters: 12 – Words: 23,333 – Reviews: 621 – Updated: 4-30-11 – Published: 12-10-09 – Edward & Bella – Complete”

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Now for an entirely different take on The Twelve Days Of Christmas, we have Twelve Days of Christmas by twilover76. This seasonal story is told from alternating Edward and Bella points of view. It started posting on December 14th  /11 and posts a chapter a day, 12 chapters in total and will complete on December 25th itself.  Edward helps out at a homeless shelter as an act of kindness; little does he realize that not only will that small gesture be paid back ten-fold, it also holds the possibility of changing his life. It’s perfect reading for this time of year.

Ladling up another heap of mashed potatoes, I looked across the table at the next person waiting in line.

Sweet baby Jesus.

My heart skipped a beat as I stared into a pair of gorgeous brown eyes. They were deep, dark, captivating, and pulled me in completely. We may have only locked eyes for a second, but I knew their image would forever be burned in my memory.

Summary for Twelve Days of Christmas : “Bella is running from her past and Edward is deciding his future. The holiday season brings them together. Can two people from different worlds be happy together? AH/M

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Hurt/Comfort – Chapters: 9 – Words: 31,039 – Reviews: 355 – Updated: 12-22-11 – Published: 12-14-11 – Bella & Edward”

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7635824/1/Twelve_Days_of_Christmas

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There is so much I could say about Willow, a delightful story, originally a Christmas One Shot, but now complete at 4 chapters.  All I will say however is the one thing that will guarantee your desire to read it – it is written by aftnoondlight (This is the collaboration account for jarkin33 phoebes.promise.)

Suddenly blinded by a menacing orange beam, I continued moving forward shielding my eyes with the back of my poodle ravaged hand.

“Edward? Is that you?” She asked as I approached.

“Yeah, sorry. My truck got stuck a ways back.”

She turned off the spotlight when I reached her. Although I didn’t think it was possible; she was more naturally stunning than she was ten years ago.

“Wait, Edward… Edward Cullen, from Mr. Varner’s biology class? Oh my god, how are you?”

“Good,” I replied stifling my euphoria. She remembered.

Summary for Willow: “First place winner in A Christmas to Remember contest – A quaint small town. A horse named Willow. Two lonely lovers. These are the ingredients of a DIVINE holiday romance.

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Humor – Chapters: 4 – Words: 21,883 – Reviews: 215 – Updated: 12-11-11 – Published: 3-4-11 – Edward & Bella – Complete”

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6795048/1/Willow 

Note from MC: Willow holds a special place in my heart because this sweet story is where I discovered the two lovely, talented FanFiction authors, Jaime and Pheobe – aftnoondlightwho enthrall me, every time I read their works, with their creative and unique writing style. I followed Willow from the beginning; the first Winter chapter was posted last Christmas 2010. It is 4 wonderful chapters of romance and humour; each chapter being a new Season where we experience the love and relationship between Bella and Vetward! *swoon* 

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In A Christmas Restoration by A Cullen Wannabe Bella is a New York Times bestselling author facing her first Christmas as a divorcee and without her children; what she does have is a very large chip on her shoulder and a case of writers block.

My tooth drew blood as I bit hard into my lip, my anger channeled into the delicate flesh. This was just another tick on the checklist of my shitty year. Cheating husband, check. Death of my father due to heart attack, check. Flighty Mother moving to Spain with her rich new husband in the midst of my turmoil, check. Messy divorce, check. Jackass ex moving off with his pregnant slut and abandoning my kids, check. Manipulated into driving them here because I absolutely refused to put them on a plane alone to fly all the way to Colorado, check. Pathetic human now stranded on the side of the road to become a human popsicle, leaving my kids to play second fiddle to the little bastard their father had with his ho, check.

What she needs is a strong, handsome, green-eyed man to come to her rescue, a muse if you will; right on cue enters stage right – Edward the National Park Ranger. Both Edward and Bella have suffered betrayal and have responsibilities to consider.  Will they take that leap of faith for themselves and each other? Esme and Carlisle are the perfect grandparent figures. Esme delights in playing matchmaker and nudges Bella to give Edward a chance. “For the first time since you were hurt, the both of you are actually living instead of simply existing.”  This is a heartwarming tale of love and family with a real feel-good factor even if Edward becomes a little sappy – “To quote a cheesy Tom Cruise movie, you complete me. I thought that line was so pathetic, but now I understand, Bella.”

Summary for A Christmas Restoration: “When single Mom, Bella, took her children to Colorado for their visitation with their father, she never dreamed she would find something unexpected in a winter storm. Can Edward heal Bella’s wounds and restore her faith in men, love, and herself?

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Hurt/Comfort/Romance – Chapters: 10 – Words: 46,708 – Reviews: 686 – Updated: 12-31-10 – Published: 12-18-10 – Bella & Edward – Complete”

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6565965/1/A_Christmas_Restoration

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What’s the best thing you have ever had in your mouth?  Imagine dark intense, creamy richness that starts out smooth and spreads, melting, sliding over your tongue with sensual passion, seeping into the inner soul of your being, permeating you with a sense of nirvana……I’m talking about chocolate ladies. Where I come from we have a tradition of gifting Selection Boxes at this time of year.  These are boxes containing an assortment of chocolate bars and treats.  Here is a Selection Box, made especially for you, with a wide variety of One Shots to cater to your every taste – vanilla to the more exotic. These delights are guaranteed to be calorie free, so dive in and indulge in a few and satisfy your appetite:

Secrets and Santas by stella luna sky

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5588268/1/Secrets_and_Santas

“When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.

Twilight – Rated: T – English – Romance – Chapters: 1 – Words: 6,595 – Reviews: 309 – Published: 12-17-09 – Bella & Edward – Complete”

*****

Holiday Briefs by spanglemaker9

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5588288/1/Holiday_Briefs

“One-Shot: Bella has one purpose in life- to make partner at her law firm by 35. She has no time for silly holidays and certainly no time for love. A handsome stranger at the office Christmas party intends to change that.

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance – Chapters: 1 – Words: 8,192 – Reviews: 202 – Published: 12-17-09 – Bella & Edward – Complete”

*****

Mischief and Mistletoe by EzRocksAngel

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4712982/1/Mischief_Mistletoe

“Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest/co written by edwardzukorocks & JDSK

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance – Chapters: 1 – Words: 10,942 – Reviews: 75 – Published: 12-12-08 – Bella & Edward – Complete”

*****

Someone To Watch Over Me by sleepyvalentina

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5785398/1/Someone_to_Watch_Over_Me 

“Christmas 1930. In New York City, food is scarce for humans but bountiful for vampires. One person’s blood calls to him above all others. He could take her life, or he could protect it. AU.

Twilight – Rated: T – English – Chapters: 1 – Words: 2,190 – Reviews: 117 – Published: 3-1-10 – Complete”

*****

Christmas Don’t Be Late by justaskalice

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5633895/1/Christmas_Dont_Be_Late

“Bella never wants to hear another Christmas song as long as she lives, but coffee boy Edward has other plans. Written for the Broken Holiday Record Anonymous one-shot contest.

Twilight – Rated: T – English – Humor/Romance – Chapters: 1 – Words: 8,177 – Reviews: 70 – Published: 1-2-10 – Complete”

*****

Jingle Bella by cosmogirl7481

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6581559/1/Jingle_Bella

“O/S Lonely and scorned, Bella is sarcastic and slightly bitter. A bad first date isn’t helping things. Will a stranger rub her in all the wrong ways…or all the right ones? Rated M for dirty talk and smut because I wrote it. AH ExB

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance/Humor – Chapters: 1 – Words: 11,655 – Reviews: 172 – Published: 12-23-10 – Bella & Edward – Complete”

*****

Conversations With A Stranger by BittenBee

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5632738/1/Conversations_with_a_Stranger

“Journeying to their families on Christmas Eve, two strangers cross paths, undergoing obstacles and finding a rare connection along the way. Life is one long conversation. 1st Place Winner for the Anything Goes Under The Mistletoe contest. Rated T

Twilight – Rated: T – English – Romance/Adventure – Chapters: 1 – Words: 11,762 – Reviews: 57 – Published: 1-1-10 – Bella & Edward – Complete”

*****

Edward’s Twelve Days of Christmas by scattered21

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6561655/1/Edwards_Twelve_Days_of_Christmas

“Jasper is a sales clerk in the men’s department of a major NYC retailer. Edward is a lonely boy in need of some boxers. Slash. Romance. Language.

Twilight – Rated: T – English – Romance/Humor – Chapters: 1 – Words: 7,092 – Reviews: 23 – Published: 12-16-10 – Edward & Jasper – Complete”

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Edward, my very favourite of Santa’s little helpers, wants to join me in wishing all those who celebrate Christmas and all of you those who don’t, peace in your hearts and joy in your lives.  Nollaig Shona Dhuit.

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I would like to say a heart-felt Thank You to Cared, who has gone above and beyond to help me acquire excellent material for FanFiction Fridays Guest Review Weeks, while I am recovering. She is such a wonderful lady and a truly dear friend! 

Please share with us what has been owning you in the FanFiction world this week leading up to the Holidays! Cared has wonderful taste in FanFicition, so I plan on enjoying all of the lovely Holiday recs above! I have read Do Over and Willow in the past, and totally agree, they are both excellent fics!

MC

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Thrill Me Thursday…Blingward

Hello Everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

Good Morning Ladies,

On Monday I mentioned Rob wearing Jewelry and here is the future post I promised you. In total I found 45 seperate pics from different moments of Rob wearing jewelry (there were hundreds of each with different poses)  so Of course I cannot post them all so I have them included in a sideshow for you at the bottom. Lets start with the most recent one I found, the new watch Rob has been sporting lately…

Time to come Visit us here at RA Rob, Check your watch, you'll see.

And then there is this odd little” Bracelet” he wore for awhile.

And WTF is this? Is it a rubber Band? An old shoe lace? Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?

Whatever it is, it’s tied on there so maybe it is an old shoelace! Good eye Rita!! If anyone knows fill us in!!! Inquiring Robminds need to know!!!

This little ring shows up more than once so it must belong to our Boy.

Oh Rob, you could wrap anyone of US around your pinky and wear us anywhere.

Here it is again, (signant ring mebe?) I had to post this picture cause I likes it!! 🙂 You’ll also see this ring in the VF Dunes shoot where he is weraing the Cream colored Aran Sweater *coughjumpercough*

hey Rob, let's go for a swim! I'll keep you warm! heh heh

And Then, *deep breath* we have…

The moment that Changed our Lives!

A closer image of the “Cullen Cuff”

OH The Hands!! *DED*

Another piece that must belong to our boy is this one…

The Golden Horn (?) on leather strand

It must be quite important to him as he wore it in many shoots and appearances. See how many times you find him wearing it in the slideshow. See a different day, same necklace.

This pic is just all kinds of WIN!! There are more pics below if you can tear yourself away! LOL

This is another of my favorite Pics of Rob with some Blingage!! GAH!! I WANT! Although I think the ring was a prop as most of the cast is wearing large chunky rings in this shoot but DAYUM!!! I could stare at this pic for YEARS!!!

Oh to have him look into our eyes that way!!! Have Mercy!!!

( And Rob was really cute playing on the swing too *giggle*)

I dunno What this necklace was all about (what is it of?) but it might as well be an arrow LOL
Necklace points the way to Paradise via the Happy Trail!! FTW!!!
And of course there is Rob/Edward’s biggest Bling of all…
 

Dazzling Bling!

And of Course I cannot forget the Cullen Wedding band…
 
OMG He has Lovely Hands!!

More Wedding Band

*Sigh* If only…
I didn’t forget it, but apparently someone did…
 

Oooopsie!!! No ringward

You’d think someone at Summit would catch this…

Again No Ring. There are several of these pics without a ring. Did you ever notice that?

 
Heh Heh at least he remembered to wear it HERE…
 

Oh Look! theres room in that bed for ME!!!! BWahahahah

Did I Miss some Blingage? Show me!!!
Since this is my last post before Christmas day, I just wanted to Wish You all The Very Best Christmas Eva!! It has been a pleasure and a joy to open the doors of RA house to all of you! Much Love to you all,
 
RobsFan~tasy
 
 
 
 

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The Twilight Before Robmas

So it’s not quite the twilight before Robmas but you won’t mind, right? When you have an idea you have to Carpe Diem, even 3 days early!

Twas the Twilight before Robmas, when all through the RA mansion,
Not a h00r was stirring, only their passions.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Robert soon would be there.
The angelz were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Robporn danced in their heads.
And RF in her pj’s and I in my LB cap
Had just settled down for a short little cat nap.

Just a little less creepy!

When on top of the penthouse there arose such a clatter
We sprang from the suite to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

Hey, if Rob was outside my window I'd be jumping out too!

 The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what next I saw would for sure seal my fate,
His Holy Hotness, and eight of his mates.

Well, most of them are here

 With a sexy Brit actor, a wonky heart throb,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Rob.
More rapid than fangirls, the Britpack they came,
And he whistled, and shouted and called them by name.

Lips perfect for whistling (among other things)

  Now TomStu! Now A. Garf!  Now Johnny and Lee!
On Samuel! On Marcus! On Bear and Bobby!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And then in a twinkling we heard on the RA roof,
The prancing and dancing of each little foot.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
Down the chimney Saint Robert came with his hound.
He was dressed like a hobo, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with dumpster soot.
A bundle of Twi toys, he had flung on his back
And he looked like he was homeless, just opening his pack.
 His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
But the beard on his chin was just, HELL NO!
 The stump of a cigarette he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a strong face and a happy trail belly,
That gets us all going, like a bowlful of jelly!

Smokin Hawt!

 He was adorkable and filter-less, a right giggly old elf,
And I gaped when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a smirk of his lips,
Soon made me think, I sure hope he strips!

GAH!!! That smile!

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a smirk.
And giving his knuckles a jolly good crack,
He thanked us for supporting him through Rob Attack!
 

He sprang to our bed while  his team gave a whistle,
 But he sent them away, like the down of a thistle.
Then we  heard him exclaim, ‘ere they drove out of sight,
“Happy Robmas to all, I’m staying with my girls tonight!”

robsfuturemate

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Wandering…through Robmas Videos!

It’s Wednesday again! And this week we are going to take a wander through the media of videos. I am always so blown away by the talent that these ladies bring forth! (especially since that is not my gift) And this holiday season is no exception! There are some videos with hardly any views that need to be given some love and attention, there are some oldies but goodies and there are some that just make you laugh. So sit back with your glass of eggnog, sing along, but mainly, enjoy the view!

This first one is an oldie from last year but hardly has any views. It was made by the lovely diane771 from Neverthink-sayit.com  and showcases fan art made by some of the most talented people out there!

Here’s a brand new one that’s sure to put a smile on your face

Who wants Rob for their Christmas Baby? Well, here he is!!

Let it Snow! We’ve got Rob to keep us warm 🙂

But we want Rob to come home for the holidays, to each of our homes that is!

And let’s hear my favorite song again, with a little bit different view.

Time to bring it down a notch with these two

And for those of you who don’t celebrate Christmas, or just don’t feel like it this year. This one’s for you.

Happy Robmas!

robsfuturemate

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