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The Robgospel According to RF

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   ~RF walks out onto the stage dressed in her Sunday best. She steps up to the podium and takes down the microphone. Returning to center stage, she begins to speak to the Robitorium in her best Southern Baptist, Gone ta Meetin’, Sunday Revival accent~

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Ladies, nay, Sistahs! Sistahs, just why I have bought you here today is to tell you all somethin’ you may already know. But, I feel the need…I say, I feel the neeeed to share the Robgospel with ya’ll here today! Now you may already know that the word “gospel” means “the truth.” So, what we are talkin’ about ri’ chere is the Rob-truth, or the truth about Rob!

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Sistahs, as you know, this man has large hands and long fingers. Have Mercy! And with those hands he has reached across the lands, across nations, even unto the ends of the earth, to the young and the old, the rich and the poor, the angel and the h00r! He has touched us all!

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My dear friends, who among you can say you have not looked into those multicolored eyes and not been affected by his stare? Has he not looked into that camera and made you feel his kiss?!

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And, without the distraction of the rest of Rob’s gorgeous face *coughJawPorn* *coughLipPorn,* we are helplessly trapped…and lovin’ it! AMEN!!!

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He has not looked upon you with that come hither stare and made you feel desiiiiired!

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Yea, there is no escape from his wickedly sexy gaze…nor do we wish to! Can I get an AMEN!!!

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Sistahs, I have come here today to preach to you about the power of this man and to confess to you that I know what you’re goin’ through! I have witnessed the power of his wonky legs!

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I have seen those snow white fangs of his and wished that he truly was a vampire and that I, yes I, was his all too willing next victim! Are ya feelin’ me, now?

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I too have looked upon those luscious lips and felt the call of seduction, Sistahs! I know! Indeed I know!

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Believe me when I say you are not alone! I have been there when the cameras have captured that sharp jawline and I have felt my knees go weak like my weight was supported on rubber bands!

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And, my Sistahs, have mercy, the man was blessed…I say he was blessed with the voice of an angel! An angel who was sent here to bring us great joy!

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The man can make your soul dance!

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He can make your heart sing!

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He can make your legs weak!

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He can bring your libido back from the dead!

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Now, I know that not all of you are here in the Robitorium with me. I know that some of you are on the bus or in a carpool on your way to work takin’ the opportunity durin’ your ride to come get yours. I know some of you are already at work sittin’ in your office or in your cubicle sneakin’ the chance to peek at The Pretty when ya should be workin’. Some of you are at home sittin’ on your home computers stoppin’ in here to get your Rob fix for the day before you set about your chores, and some of you are in your beds with the lights out and your laptop or e-reader open and grabbin’ a gape at Mr. Sex on Legs before bed!

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My Sistahs, I also know you have one more thing in common…you’re all sittin’ there, wherever you may be, with your hand over your mouth tryin’ NOT to squee! Hear me now, Sistahs! Take that hand down! Are ya hearin’ me, Sistahs? Take that hand doooown and let it out! For this is the Robgospel and…

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The Truth Shall Set You Free!

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Much love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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Takin’ It Back!

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RobsFan~tasy

I’m baa-aack!! Yeah, I know I’ve been gone awhile and ya’ll probably thought I had abandoned you but no such luck, you’re stuck with me! ~snort~ I has a reeeaaalllly good reason for being gone so long though! See, I’ve been working my butt off (along with Rita and Mississippbellalis) on finishing both my fan fics. Yes! ” Waiting in the Twilight ” is finally done! And “Songs of Angels” now renamed “Unforgettable” is soon to be (self) published in e-book format and will be available on Amazon and several other e-book sites.

But enough about that, on to the reason we’re here…ROB PORN!! LOL!

Just like you, I’ve been hoarding all the latest and greatest (and not so great) Rob pics from Dior, the airport, out and about, old out takes and, of course, Map to the Stars. Of all the new ones lately, my personal favorite is this outtake from Cannes 2012.

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Rob always looks gorgeous when he’s in Cannes!!! But, in the midst of all this, I kept seeing old pics of Rob. So, hop in the Rob Attack WTF Tour Bus with me and I’ll take you back in time with Rob!

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Come on in! There’s plenty of room inside! The RA WTF Tour Bus is spatially distorted LMAO! It looks tiny on the outside but inside, it’s the size and comfort of 10 limousines! Now, keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times and strap on your seatbelts made of Shamwows!

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Let’s go back to 2006 and visit Rob on a UK TV show called Saturday Showdown for GoF. He was “Pretty,” even then.

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Next stop, we see Rob as a teen model, guessing between 2000 and 2004…don’t know which magazine it was for.

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Isn’t his buzz cut adorable? It’s obvious this girl is just a kid cuz if I had Rob and whipped cream in the same room, I would do alot more than put it on his nose!!! hehehehe

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Now we are jumping forward in time to 2010. A press conference but darned if I know which one. I joined the Rob train a little after this here appearance. I think it’s pretty obvious why, right? LOL!

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Man, we shoulda brought a bed for poor Rob! He looks tired back in 2006 at Collectormania 9. Little did he know this was just the beginning of such appearances.

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Now normally I’d be like, “Step off my man, blondie!” but since I know this didn’t go anywhere, I’s fine with it! ~snickers~ It may be a blurry shot but isn’t Rob just a cutie pie in this fan pic from the same Collectormania 9 in 2006.

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Here he is in the 2009 Twilight promo tour in Japan. And we all know what happens when Rob is in Japan, right? (Now, where’s my Japeen pic?)

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Now lets peer in at Rob at the 2005 NYC premiere of HP GOF!

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Okay, let’s go forward a bit to the 2007 (outtake) from the Hackett Campaign photo shoot. Rob looks like such a little gentleman here!!

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Now on to a wonderful BTS shot from How to Be 2008. Okay, will you all still love me if I admit I have never seen HTB? I never see it on or available anywhere!! ~pouty face~

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Rob and his then girlfriend, Nina Schubert, at the Chakravarty Cup in 2006. And just in case you wanted to know, the Chakravarty Cup is an annual polo match created to raise funds and awareness for selected charities. Started in 1997, it has now donated well over £1 million to various charities. Dayum! Our boy was thiiin!!

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All these pics are new to me but I lurve this edit from the 2005 photoshoot for Goblet of Fire. Look at that smile and those eyes!!!

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And another fan pic from 2006 Collectormania GMEX. Dunno the difference from Collectormania 9, but I hear there is one! Anybody know?

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Ok this pic bugs me to death!! I srsly think someone needs to fill in with black that little white spot of wall between Rob’s ear and shoulder!!!! If you look at this pic from a distance, or minimize it just a bit, it looks like Rob is wearing a big plastic star earring!! Or is it just me??? Cropped pic of Rob with the little girl who played Bella as a child in Twilight 2008. From the early morning stubble, it looks like he still has to do hair and make-up LOL!

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Candid of Rob, Tom Sturridge and Nina Schubert…guessing 2006. Rob’s having fun at least LOL!

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Candid of Rob and sister Lizzie..again, guessing 2007 or 2008! Great looks and talent run in the family, right?!

I hope you all enjoyed this little time warp down memory lane. Now that we have arrived back at the RA mansion, please exit the vehicle (I GOTTA go find my Japeen pic LOL!!!!)

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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What A Crock!

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RobsFan~tasy

 

Well, I know many of us often say, “Can he get any sweeter?” Or “Could he be any more lovable?” and just when we think it’s not possible Rob proves us wrong EVERY time! Here’s the proof…

You all remember this VF Cover right?

 

 

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Well, Apparently the Alligator and the Australian Outback had an affect on our Boy friend because, like the sweetheart he is, Rob paid to have an alligator released into the wild! All together now… 1 2 3 “Awwww!”

 

Rob, You gotta love him!

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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Rob Where Are You? part 2

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RobsFan~tasy

Morning Ladies,

I’m gonna continue Rita’s post, (without her permission) as I’m missing him too.

Not Gonna say too much…this time…I think the videos will say it all for me.

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Time passes so slowly. The minutes ticking on forever in your absence.

Miss you Rob!

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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Monday Madness Around the World~Mad about you all!

Animation1Dear Friends,

It’s a very quiet Christmas Eve for me here in the States. Everyone else has long gone to bed and I’ve finally got the place to myself LOL!  I’m sitting happily alone in my living room with a glass of wine, a candle glowing on the coffee table, Christmas lights twinkling, listening to MY favorite music and thinking, which always gets me in trouble!

WordPress has made some serious changes for us as admins of RA. I spent a couple hours browsing around through all the new stuff that they have added and changed. In doing so, I discovered a page that shows a map of the world and highlights every state and country that clicks on RA. It stunned and amazed me at how many places across the world have clicked on RA, looked around, lurked at work, quietly giggled into their pillow in the night over something that was posted or a comment that was made. People all over the world took a moment and stopped in to ogle “The Pretty.” Sometimes they’ve left us some love and sometimes they went about their day. Then, as I browsed through the extensive list of countries {some I’ve never even heard of!} and the numbers behind them…

Country – Views
United States 92,145
United Kingdom 19,364
Canada 8,833
Australia 5,933
Germany 5,558
Ireland 2,810
France 2,573
Brazil 2,544
Netherlands 2,300
Spain 2,209
Italy 2,171
Mexico 2,157
India 2,065
Hungary 1,792
Greece 1,339
Philippines 1,270
Russian Federation 1,228
Belgium 1,134
Malaysia 987
South Africa 851
Denmark 788
Switzerland 771
Bulgaria 771
Romania 744
Turkey 708
Cyprus 688
Indonesia 679
Poland 648
Sweden 647
Argentina 643
Slovenia 625
Croatia 583
Pakistan 502
Serbia 447
Portugal 426
Czech Republic 418
Thailand 370
Honduras 366
Austria 338
Singapore 310
New Zealand 287
Chile 278
Finland 252
Slovakia 246
Egypt 225
Ukraine 212
United Arab Emirates 199
Belarus 188
Armenia 186
Bangladesh 185
Israel 171
Norway 162
Republic of Korea 142
Sri Lanka 134
Colombia 133
Iraq 109
Saudi Arabia 82
Puerto Rico 81
Venezuela 80
Hong Kong 79
Morocco 78
Peru 76
Taiwan 72
Japan 71
Trinidad and Tobago 68
Viet Nam 67
Iceland 64
Latvia 63
Sudan 50
Algeria 49
Macedonia, the Former Yugoslav Republic 47
Lithuania 46
Estonia 44
Georgia 43
Costa Rica 40
Macao 40
Luxembourg 37
Ecuador 35
El Salvador 35
Dominican Republic 34
Uruguay 33
Jordan 29
Lebanon 29
Guatemala 28
Tunisia 25
Bosnia and Herzegovina 24
Malta 21
Qatar 21
Panama 21
Albania 19
Kuwait 17
Azerbaijan 17
Montenegro 16
Nigeria 14
Nicaragua 14
Bahrain 12
Mauritius 11
Isle of Man 11
Libya 11
Syrian Arab Republic 11
Suriname 11
Moldova 10
Jamaica 10
Cambodia 10
Bahamas 9
Oman 8
Palestinian Territory, Occupied 8
Nepal 8
Gibraltar 7
Mongolia 7
Paraguay 7
Belize 6
San Marino 6
Virgin Islands 6
Kenya 5
Swaziland 5
Bolivia 4
Martinique 4
Antigua and Barbuda 4
Jersey 4
Senegal 4
Réunion 3
Brunei Darussalam 3
Yemen 3
Saint Lucia 3
Kazakhstan 2
United Republic of Tanzania 2
Lao People’s Democratic Republic 2
Myanmar 2
Netherlands Antilles 2
Faroe Islands 2
Northern Mariana Islands 2
Guam 2
Aruba 1
Maldives 1
British Virgin Islands 1
Guadeloupe 1
New Caledonia 1
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It occurred to me, as nothing else has, just what a profound testament to Rob this really is! We’re just the little blog that could, ya know? A group of women who had one thing in common when we all came together…Rob!

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We aren’t a huge blog like Robsessed. We’re just us! Normal women and housewives, retirees and working class women who adore Rob. So we set about posting these blogs, sharing our love for this man’s incredible, multifaceted talents as an actor…

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His gifts as a model…

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His talent as a singer…

The fact that he inspires so many of us to write…

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And others to read…

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He’s inspired us to be artistic, whether it’s in a drawing…

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Or in a manip…

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Or a banner for a fic or a timeline…

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It doesn’t matter if he looks wild and rough…{unf}…

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Or if he looks like a clean-cut gentleman…*le sigh!*

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No matter who you are or where you live, Rob inspires our dreams…

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So, I sit here with my glass of wine, my pretty tree and candlelight, occasionally pausing to see if it is snowing yet, thinking about all these people around the world who may read these words tonight {and yes, Rob too, Always!} Even though it may not be Christmas Eve for you, I would like to hear from you, every one of you. Even if you only type in the country from which you’re reading, please take a moment to let me know you’re there!

And from my house to yours…

Merry Christmas!!!

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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Thrilling Thursday

Hello Everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

Good morning ladies.

I’m bringing you this special Thrilling Thursday post because I have a secret I want to share with you all.

So Grab a cup of coffee, sit back and let me tell you all about it.

Yeah that’s right it’s big, it’s bigger than Big, it’s HUGE! {No I am NOT talking about the Peen~this time hehehe}

You might be right about that Rob cause this post is about our very own Rita01tx! You see, Rita’s been a little stressed lately.

She’s been Really over loaded at work and it’s just gotten to be too much!

She didn’t have much time time to read FF and she barely has time to perv on Rob!

So what’s a Rob hOOr to do?

What else…

 Retire!!!

And so she is doing just that! This Friday will be her very last day of work! What do you think about THAT Rob?

Yeah really! It’s true! You like that idea don’t you Rob?

And do you know what she is going to do with all of her new found free time? Spend it on You of course!

Oh Rob! You know she Lurves you!!!

So Rita, since you are retiring, we got you a few gifts! First, we got you a party tiara for your Retirement “Party.”

And Your office sent a Cake over just for you!

{What does GTFO Mean exactly? *innocentlook*}

Then we got you a T shirt…

And Claire sent a Stripper over just for you!

And since we know Wet Rob is your absolute favorite, Clairebamboozle and I ran out and got you a few Wet Robs to play with.

This one is from Claire!

But there just isn’t enough room in that tub for two so I got you this one.

But Baby, You know your my Bestie and you know I’d never let you down so I got you the best gift of all!

Good only in the RROP! For use ONLY with RP!

So Girls Lets raise our glasses and toast To Rita’s Retirement…

Here’s to You Rita! “Bottoms Up!” LOL

I’ve drank to your health in taverns,
I’ve drank to your health in my home,
I’ve drank to your health so damn many times,
I believe I’ve ruined my own!

May your liquor be cold,
May your men be hot.
And may your troubles slide off of you
Slicker than snot.

The test of Gold is Fire
The test of Truth is Time
The test of God’s love are the heavens above
And everything sublime
Treasures in life are many,
Dreams realized but few
But I know the test of God’s goodness
Is when he gave me a friend like you.

Congratulations & Much Love to You Rita!

MWAH!

RobsFan~tasy

**Special Thanks to Clairebamboozle for all her help in finding the right gifs! 🙂  You’re a doll!!!**

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Monday Madness~Beanie Rob is Back!!

Hello Everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

Hello Girls! Sorry for my absence lately. For those of you that don’t know, my mom had a stroke and I have been with her for the past 14 days.We are home now and she is doing ok. Not as well as I had hoped but better. It will be a long process to get her her back.

I came up with a post idea of wondering where Rob’s beanie went before mom got sick and Our Boyfriend must have read my mind because he brought the beanie back out that he has not worn for sometime.

We don’t usually use pap pics here at RA outta respect for The Pretty and his privacy but on occasion, if Rob is looking fairly happy and the pic isn’t too invasive into his private life we will use those pics. What surprised me most was trying to find a pic of Rob in his beanie that wasn’t a pap pic or a candid! They were practically impossible to find let me tell ya!!

It seems our boy liked his beanie best in 2006 and 2008. So strap on your seat belt, grab a shamwow and hold on tight cause we are going on a trip back in time with Rob!

What a nice looking young man! Why those eyes are so intense he just might be someone when he grows up!

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Rob looking a little pale and thin and very boyish here in his beanie but he’s just about to steal the hearts of millions of girls and women around the world.

March 13, 2006 leaves the afterparty for the Empire Film Awards at the Cobden Club in West London.

Zipping forward a couple years the beanie makes several appearances in 2008 . Ahhhh…much more handsome and manly here at the ripe old age of 21! Gotta love the scruff, the black V neck T and oh yeah!…that smirk!

Thursday June 26, 2008. Robert Pattinson at Seven night club.

Rob has whipped out the Beanie and black V neck T again and looking a little worried about Camilla’s driving ability in this photo. What ever happened to her anyway? They were tight for awhile in 2008 but I never knew why they stopped hangin out together.

July 10, 2008 in West Hollywood, California. Rob and Camilla Belle (Photo by Jean Baptiste)

Oh my one of my personal Favs, The black beanie, black leather jacket and the “Plain ‘ol Gravy” T!!!  I am died!!! Scruff and perfectly plump and pouty Pattinson lips!! Have Mercy!! I’d like to sop that man up wit a biscuit! hehehe

Friday August 1 2008 at the T-Mobile Sidekick LX ‘Tony Hawk’ edition launch party held at 6121 Sunset Boulevard in LA. Photograph: ©Josephine Santos

Ok I have no idea Why Rob and his friends would hang out in a parking Garage but Damn, I wish I’d have been there! Just look at that gorgeous smile! I think if I’d been there I might have suddenly developed a case of the cold chills just as an excuse to snuggle next to Rob! LOL

September 02, 2008 Robert in a parking garage with a group of animated friends who joked around with the photographers as they snapped away at their good friend.

And who can forget the hottest pics ever, up to that point, The film festival in Rome! Rome Rob in his black beanie and gray helmut lang shirt will be hall of fame hawt forevah! not to mention that smexy “Mother Pucker!”

October 29, 2008 in Rome, Italy Robert Pattinson attends the Ciak Magazine Party at Hotel Exedra

This photo cracks me the F*ck up!! Rob looks like he’s about to go all gangsta on this poor guy and bust a a move *gigglesnort*

November 04, 2008 Robert on his way to the MTVstudios for TRL in New York

And then the beanie just disappeared!! {maybe it’s hanging out with the shiteous nikes, sex boots and sexspenders? Ya think?} From what I can tell from my research it hasn’t been seen since. But then on October 6, 2012 we saw Rob in a beanie once again!! YEAH!! FTMFW!!

October 6, 2012 Rob drills his name into a table

Rumor has it he stole this one from Tom Stu. If that’s true me thinks he’s keeping it LOL because he was spotted in Sydney Australia just yesterday wearing the beanie yet again!

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Does this mean the Beanie days are back?? If so, dare we hope that  maybe, possibly, someday, The Tri-Fecta of Win, the sex boots and sexspenders along with the beanie will return as well?

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*crosses both sets of fingers and squunches eyes tightly closed* “Please, Please, Please, Please!”

There were far too many Beanie pics to post them all here but I did include a slide show that has one pic from each of my personal beanie-porn folders and inserted them into a slide show for your drooling pleasure! 🙂

Much Love ❤ to you all!!

Mwah!
 
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Monday Madness ~ Thrill Me Thursday 4 of 4 posts!

I darted into a dark alley. With every heartbeat, I knew he was growing closer and closer, so I took another step back, farther and farther into the alley. I realized with sudden horror that this was the very same alley he had come from earlier today. I spun around, horrified to find large egg shaped shell thingies all over the alley. Large enough to hold a human being. Large enough to hold a man! One of the pods made a cracking noise and I plastered myself against the wall, away from it. A neon green light appeared over the pod, illuminating it enough for me to see what was happening all too clearly. I couldn’t believe my eyes!

This is where they were coming from! When one of the Robs was revealed to the waist, I just couldn’t look anymore. I turned my head away, coming face-to-face with the source of the neon green light. It hung in mid-air over the “new Rob” and it was looking directly at me!

 

I could hear myself screaming, my heart racing…

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I sat bolt upright…safe in my own bed! It was a dream! It was all just a dream! I wrapped my arms around my knees and couldn’t resist the urge to laugh at myself! WTF was I so scared of? It was every Rob girl’s dream to have Rob all to herself and I had just dreamed up the perfect scenario! I laughed again at the memory of the dream.

“Honey, you all right in there?” I heard my husband call from the bathroom.

“Yeah, babe…just another wild and weird dream from my overactive imagination,” I told him as he sauntered out of the bathroom and  stepped up to the bed.  A large towel was wrapped loosely around his waist while he rubbed his head with another one to dry his wet hair.

“Was I in this dream?” he asked.

I looked up and smiled at him as he removed the towel from his head and wrapped it around his neck. I caught a glimpse of myself in the dresser mirror. I was stunned at my husbands “New Look.” And then, I saw my reflection grin wickedly back at me. I tore the towel from around his waist and tossed it across the room. Quickly grabbing both ends of the towel around his neck, I giggled as I pulled him down onto the bed with me.

“Nah, babe. This dream was about aliens,” I told him.

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Have you Checked your husband/Boyfriend lately???????? Bwahahahahaha

Hope you all Enjoyed my little foray into Madness this week!

Much Love to you all,

Mwah!

 RobsFan~tasy
                                             “We all go a little Mad sometimes.”

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Through the Haze

Hello Everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

Dear Rob, I heard you quit smoking so I did something for you and the RA Girls!

“What did you do?”

I wrote a poem about you and smoking!

Well I did! Here, read it for yourself love!

Through the Haze

Some of us smoke, some of us don’t,

 

Rob use to but now he won’t.

He always made it look so cool,

Even non-smokers took time to ~drool~

I remember all the wonderful days,

I first saw his face through the haze.

How he gloried in a smoke,

Our beautiful British bloke.

In every movie, he could be seen,

Smoking when he wasn’t on screen.

I remember all the wonderful days,

I first saw his face through the haze.

So I write this poem to reminisce,

About Rob smoking that I’ll miss,

And all the wonderful smoking shots,

From the photo shoots that got us so hot,

I’ll remember all the wonderful days,

I first saw his face through the haze.

But oh my angels, don’t you mourn,

Because with this loss, a new habit was born,

So my hOOrs don’t be forlorn,

Because now we have some Toothpick Porn!!!

And something that will make all your drawers jaws drop,

Rob having his way with a Lollipop!

Through the Haze by RF

So Rob, what did you think?

Awww come on Darlin’! You mean you didn’t like it?

Aww, Thank you Rob! ~blushblush~

Well girls, here’s a little bit of video fun for you…

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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Mission: Monday Military Manip Madness!!!

Hello Everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

Dear Angelz,

Your Mission should you accept it is to read and survive the following post about Robert Pattion’s new Movie Role as officer Maddox in “Mission Blacklist #1” including all the great manips made by hOOrs and Angelz like us!!

The following is a fan made poster for the new movie made by nyflntumblr.com:

nyfln tumblr

{Great work but don’t worry, I’m saving the best ones for last lol}

BUT this is the official movie poster for Mission Blacklist.

“OMG! Those incredible eyes! I would know them anywhere!!”

The film is based on the book Mission: Black List #1 – The Inside Story of the Search for Saddam Hussein.

{OMG ROB! Have you got a ribbon for being fuckhawt in a uniform? If you don’t BB, you deserve one!! -Faints-}

The thriller follows an Interrogator fresh out of training, Eric Maddox (Robert Pattinson) who has a unique ability to decipher highly complex patterns from seemingly random events.

His mission is to trap the world’s most wanted man, Saddam Hussein – and he must defy his superiors to uncover his prey. The closer he gets to the truth, the more dangerous the hunt becomes.

Mission: Blacklist is directed by Jean-Stéphane Sauvaire from a screenplay written by Erik Jendressen, Dylan Kussman and Trace Sheehan. The film will be released in theaters in 2013.

{Hehehe you can drill me any time ou want to Sergeant Pattinson! ~Snickers~}

“This movie is a gripping, edge of your set thriller “, says Ross M. Dinerstein, one of the film’s producers.  ” I have been inspired by Robert and Jean-Stephane’s dedication.”

{You already do Baby! Everyday in Everyway!! Mwah!}

It sounds like Rob is going to be playing a pretty intense military character and he’ll have to get super buffed-up to be in top shape.

{Lookin mighty fine! Can I play with your six pack?}

We know Rob hates working out, but we guess he will have to endure to take on this challenging new role.

But I cannot wait to see him pump up those guns and tighten those long {already fuckhawt} thighs!!

{UNF! this is my second favorite manip and I’m sure you can see why~SWOON!~}

And if he turns up looking anything like this…

Yes, this is my favorite manip if you hadn’t guessed by now.

We is all gonna be a bunch of DED-ass hOOrz!! Good lord have MERCY!!

While I was doing some research on this film I ran across this awesome movie fan blog for mission black list. There is already quite a bit on there about MB including an interview with the real Maddox about Robert! So click the pick and check them out!!

My reaction about this movie and especially these last two manips was something like this…

Only I was a little more excited LOL.

I dunno bout you ladies but I think these manips are off the charts hot! Have you got anymore Military Manips for me? SHOW ME PLEASE!!! I NEED MORE!!

Much Love to you All,

RobsFan~tasy

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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